Trump Swiped Things From the White House & Jimmy Kimmel’s Favorite Movie SNUBBED by the Oscars
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.พ. 2022
- Oscar nominations are out and Jimmy takes issue with Spider-Man: No Way Home not receiving a Best Picture nomination, we are learning more about Donald Trump taking documents and items (including the hurricane map he altered with a Sharpie) when he left the White House, the Winter Olympics are underway and Trump is hoping to capitalize on it by adding people to his “Gold Membership Roster,” the big controversy in Beijing is over “outfit violations” among ski jumping competitors, things are looking up on the Omicron front, and we go all the way to Eugene, Oregon for pugs Ella & Petunia to give their annual picks for the Super Bowl.
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That one lady laughing in the audience with the most fake laugh ever
I know right. So annoying!
I was going to say it
So true
That is the worst audience laugh I've ever heard.
Sounded like SpongeBob
The Swindlers list joke was, dare I say, Gold..
that makes you a jimmy gold supporter
Did they have Esther Ku in the crowd?!
That lady's laugh? Oy!
1 overly exaggerated laugher in the audience tonight, couldn’t help but focus on it every time they laughed 😋
I thought I was the only one 🤣
I very much wanted her to stifle herself.
Omg, that laugh is the worst.
That cackle was so distracting.
Damn I thought the same.very distinct like a horse almost annoying asf
"Swindlers List"
LOL
Swindlers list, I busted a gut! That's perfect!!.
@Jake Johnson How's the weather in Budapest this morning, troll?
@Jake Johnson LOL thank you for the laughs your idiotic rambling provided
@Jake Johnson WTF? Nobody knows what you said.
@@patriciawright8786 Bots are smarter than that, I think. It must be a human.
@@BlynkyLand LOL!
That laugh in the background
If you are feeling down on your luck when it comes to dating just remember that Matt Gaetz didn't even have a high school girlfriend until he was 38.
That we know of....
Gold! 🤣🤣🤣
He gets older, the mistress doesn't. 😯
Dude, this burned my PC
LMAO From BC Canada That was a good one.
Mat Gates' giant, oversized, bobblehead gets me every time!! ^^ xD
He looks like Beavis
@@Washougalite1 Yes! Put him in a room with Eric Trump, and you have a Beavis and Butthead reboot!😆
The Orange Pumpkin has never seen a rule that he is not willing to break.
Love, sad but true.
@@nofybn7794 Thanks for the reply.
Orange Pumpkin??...its an orange turd...and yes, rules don't apply to narcissistic orange turds or its hemmorhoid offspring...
That woman in the front's laugh is killing me
I beg you to never have that one lady in your audience ever again...
My god it's horrible. I can't pay attention to Jimmy. It's not human
Is anyone else completely distracted by a specific laugh coming from the audience?
it's something special
It's the worst audience laugh I've ever heard.
Even Matt Gaetz's poll numbers say that he's into the teens.
Yet no proof.....
Matt is into the teens in several ways.
@@williamgullett5911 Not that the public is aware of. His buddy turned on him as did his ex though. Indicated they have evidence against him. Gaetz is going down.
@@williamgullett5911 Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
@@williamgullett5911 proof? why has he been at the prom every year for 30 years? why does he dump his gf AFTER the braces come off? why does he call college girls "old ladies"? why does he drive an ice cream truck?
Those dogs were too busy to answer! 😁😁
There’s a lady in the crowd that laughs really ANNOYING
Kimmel's writing staff has some truly amazing pun artists.
yes!
I didn't think they were that punny.
All they talk about is Trump. Get new material
@@fruitsie_tv There's a reason: treason, insurrection, Russian collusion, grifting off the office for $, coup d' etat, election fraud, and yet no indictments, yet. They are coming soon I hope.
@@ldfreitas9437 nope, you’re tricking people into chasing a pipe dream. Get over him, he’s irrelevant now. Let’s go brandon
OMG I'm being petty but I can hear one lady laughing at every single joke.
SAME. Ruined this video for me!!
Same here.
Kinda sounds like Yoko Ono.
Yea it’s a bit much
Maybe it's Jimmy's mom.
That fucken laugh from an audience member was punishment
I agree with Jimmy about serious movies only winning oscars. For example, Idiocracy should have won "Best Comedy That Turned Out To Be A Documentary" award.
Kuzz Billington Don't Look Up is this generation's Idiocracy! 🎬
🎯🎯🎯
@@smiller2044 mmm Idiocracy still applies
@Jake Johnson don't forget to recalibrate your foil hat.
could be best horror too tbh lol
I'm honestly surprised he didn't swipe everything... right down to the drywall.
Remember the aide walking out with a bust? What happened to that. You know it didn't below to diaper don, he only owns one of himself.
@@tvdinner325 I commented about that below, too... theives gonna theive!
Trump is 1 off those kinds of people that in the old days everyone watched like a hawk to make sure he didn't steal the 2 nickels off a dead man's eyes before burial.
Seems that one got removed.. hunh.
@@mountainpride so trumps like my aunt basically.
6:30 that woman's laugh is gonna haunt me.
Sounds like a ghost 👻
Some lady in the crowd has maybe the most annoying laugh I've ever heard
"Ah oh, I made a Norwiegn pants cake. Take me home." I laughed pretty loud at that! Thanks Jimmy, ive had a truly hard week..
Sarah Hall--I also laughed out loud at that one. I am sorry about your difficult week.
Pug porn at 10:30! “Stepdogter gives lickfest to pug’s pud”
Don't live your life with anger and hate in your heart. You'll only be hurting yourself more than the people you hate.
That's true. But Trump makes it very difficult😅
But Trump's anger and hate made him President.
I hardly ever laugh out loud anymore, so this was a refreshing change.
Now, if you will excuse me, I'm going back to being a bummer. 🥺
Maybe hang out with people who do?
User name is good to go.
✊🏻✊🏻
I say do what you're good at.
@@kathleenr4047 find a job you love, and you'll never work again!
@@outlawbillionairez9780 NOPE, I used to think that. You must be young. And I mean under 45 young. Whatever you do for money, you will learn to hate at least some of it. Ask an artist. --- I love having sex. But I wouldn't want to do it on someone ELSE'S schedule. --- People LOVE acting, and it is still HARD WORK. Often a pain in the butt, and definitely on someone else's schedule. AAAAANNNNNNDDDDDD last but not least, just think about it. Michael Jordan *REALLY* wanted to be a baseball player.
I think the Jimmy Kimmel writers room deserves an Oscar for persistently putting out top quality monologues!
You mean Emmy.
So cute to see how Jimmy advocates for Spider-Man. You're absolutely right, Jimmy. Let's do it justice by inviting all three of them to your show!
The Spider Man movie was the worst movie that I have seen in the last 20 years.
@@leifjohnson617 okay troll
@@leifjohnson617 well, let’s assume you aren't exactly the target audience for that kind of content, are you? :)
@@humanrace6224 you better you don’t see me in public because I’ll make you regret saying that
The forth spider man was a crawl space plumber who got bit by the same radioactive spider. Of course this time the super powers were only used to jack up the bill and buy some overalls with less cob webs. However he doesn't make that grunting sound getting in and out of the floor hatch anymore. The running dive thing is impressive if he lost about fifty pounds, it would probably work.
...Anyway, that's why I don't write movie scripts.
If Jimmy likes this one its probably better than whatever they only give two thumbs or one. They could by a bag of them from the mob and have a better rating system than that. Of course
I have friends who need to invite you over for ones that made it on the worst made in history list. That takes some skill also...
Doggy porn …….lmao 🤣😂I broke a gut when the one dog looked up as though he was busted . Lol
i AM MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT TAKING IT ANY MORE! MY WIFE HAS BEEN SENDING MY PJ'S TO NORWAY!
"Swindler's List"... That's Trump alright. LOL
‘Only a limited number of Patriots are invited to become an OFFICIAL TRUMP GOLD MEMBER’…
Donny, keep that official gold member in your pants.
Agreed 1000%! I don't want to join the Trump gang.
Maybe that will be the boost that we needed to finally get another Austin Powers movie!
I think Austin Powers should sue him.
according to Stormy, he really should keep his gold member hidden
Fools gold. And tiny
The writers were in full force tonight. Breath of fresh air. Happy to see Jimmy getting really into the material. Keep it up guys, America needs laughter because morale is lower than ever.
I'd take m4a over jokes lol
Why is morale so low?
Of course morale is low in California and New York City as well. If democratic run states do not do something to reverse the tide of their destructive woke liberal policies, then laughter from late-night comedians will be all that you have left.(no pun intended)
Your right about that. With Biden's disastrous Presidency, I definitely need some laughter. Yeesh!
Matt Gaetz has a lot of balls talking about sexual harassment
It is absolutely appalling!
That's what these guys do.
So does your mom
Might be "projection" ... going after sexual predators because he IS one ...
He did it to make himself look virtuous for his upcoming trials
@@schradog01 What are you 5 years old?
That woman's laugh is killing me😄
Glad someone else noticed it too... LoL
It's horrendous - I can't even finish watching this because of it.
It is like she is there alone watching a funny movie
Its like she gets paid to laugh like that😶
@@c.b.barlow I can't imagine it'd be possible for a person to watch this and not notice 😊
I'm pretty sure I know why the rabbit wasn't eating.
"It is only a matter of time before that ravenous beast goes for me. They even have me served with a side of salad, for God's sake!"
I feel bad about it but there’s a laugh in the audience that just grates at me every single time. Trying to ignore it…
I thought I was the only one that could hear it. Jajaja. It sounds like a goose in the audience.
hauhauahauha
The one female laugh that’s standing out
My bad, I thought it was canned laughter. 🙉
I was looking for this comment. I hear it too and it’s semi annoying. Who laughs like that though?!😂
I don’t have a clue who is playing in the super bowl.
Thankfully 😂
Someone in the audience has the worst laugh I've ever heard, lol.
You got in there first. I mean you have to be something to cut across a youtube clip like a bandsaw like that. Imagine living in the same house...
He seriously called it gold member?
Maybe that will be the boost that we needed to finally get another Austin Powers movie!
He is very much like a parody villain
Jimmy, I love to tune in every night to hear you give D. tRump another pummeling. He makes it so easy for you! Keep up the great work.
I was never a fan until he started smashing trump. Now he's my fav.
You know the egomaniac can’t help but watch.
Yep agree. Only thing that helped make it thru trump days. Truelly
@@terrykelley9404 😂 you on your 4th or 5th booster? People still giving trump time of day, positive or negative are drinking serious Kool aid. Time to open your eyes and cut out these late night clowns, bought and paid to keep you emotional driven to their narrative. I'm sure this level of thinking probably just makes me a "conspiracy theorist" though? Either way what is the love of hating trump years after the fact? I could care less about the guy but for some reason Americans would rather still talk about him and not talk about the fact of the dementia patient we are currently dealing with? One question what during trump's presidency(emotions aside) was bad in this country ecenomically speaking?
@@zacconn1630 go back to fox news Zac
So Trump has sticky fingers on those tiny little hands. 😂😂😂
That lady and her laugh 😂
Bruh that laugh tho 😂
Matt Gaetz is totally guilty, why would he be talking about something he had nothing to do with..., ???
Do you have proof? Or are you talking out of your chacon?
@@williamgullett5911 another dummy, 😆🤣😂😹 !!!
@@williamgullett5911 Wait for the conviction.
@@williamgullett5911 gaetz paid for the underage prostitutes with Venmo. They went across borders. You don't get more guilty than that.
@@williamgullett5911 Are you mentally capable of keeping up with the news about this? Venmo receipts and witnesses are the proof. He is technically innocent until proven guilty, but there IS PROOF, Cletus.
We don't feel like fighting Russia either. Send the unmasked
Who ever is laughing in the audience one woman laugh is so irritating.
Lmao yeah like I think it’s a laugh track because it’s too annoying lmao
English please?
@@chesteradams7423 one-woman laugh is so irritating. Is this good for you ?
This year's must have: Norwegian Curling Pants
Trump's greatest achievement is his ability to cover 100% of his head with only 50% of his hair.
tRump's greatest achievement was making SNL great again.
that girl laughing louder t han everyone is the thing that really took this one over the top.
Was looking for someone to comment this. Her laugh is crazy. it honestly was distracting
The dog getting serviced looks at the obliging dog as if to say- “c’mon! Don’t stop now, I’m almost there!”
Lmfao! 😂😳💀
"Swindler's List", Love it!
That laugh in the background..
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Am I the only one who pissed off of, that woman's strange way of "laughter"??!!
Found it very annoying...
She was awful!
Is it just me or am I hearing someone's laugh that stands out from the rest of the crowd?
Annoying laughter
The dog thing never gets old.
So glad I can laugh during these crazy times. I honestly don't understand why Trump is still not in a cell. I get that his cult has no idea whats going on but the rest of us do.
You know who really deserves to be in a cell? Joe muthafuckin Biden
@@TyrellWellickEcorp I knew a cultists would respond.
@@TyrellWellickEcorp Trump stole thieves breaks laws no dude hes bad. Rips up documents come on now.
@@TyrellWellickEcorp Can't throw someone in jail unless they commit a crime, like Don the Con has.
Cult? Lol trump is irrelevant only reason he's still talked about is because for some reason the love for hating him overshadows any reality of the demise going on around us. But maybe after another booster you'll see that....or not, hard to say
If you are in an eating contest with a rabbit and you see the rabbit isn't eating you don't need to eat 3 pounds of food. Just saying. You could have had 1 spoon and won.
Yeah try explaining that to a hungry woman.
@@notsure1969 😆
@@notsure1969 I tried explaining that to a thirsty woman in a drinking contest. Instead of listening, she brought me hope instead.
PJ 😂
"... and we made fun of him for thirty years". Yes, yes we did.
While he arse licked murderers and war criminals 😂
I am mad they snubbed Jennifer Hudson for RESPECT as Aretha.
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air right now. You rock Jimmy. 😇 🤗❤💙❤💙
Colbert is on break..😊
@@danielgregory3295 the shade…
Seth is on break. i like Jimmy tho.
💯
Jimmy Kimmel the Goat 🐐
Speaking as a Canadian....no...do not come here to take anything from us unless it is to take back your right wing instigators
I laughed so hard at the office over the pug video, hysteridal
Gold Member was a ...feature, let's say, of an Austin Powers movie. A missed joke opportunity? I think so...
Missed on purpose, that film was a very long time ago.
Oh, behave!!!
Matt Gaetz's hair has even more shellac than usual.
re: Gaetz's hair...
I know! What's with that?
Talk about 'Don't Look Up'!
It looks like the hood ornament from a '57 Chevy!
He was going to auction them on eBay one day.
Forget Spider-Man, what about Bob Odenkirk's "Nobody" for an Oscar? 👌
My respect for Jimmy went up 1000 for calling out the Oscars.
Sure, advocating for a movie that made a billion dollars and was produced by a corporation with a dangerous monopoly position instead of shining a light on great movies that didn't have that oppertunity is 'calling them out'.
@@ChrosTV it is if the movie was better
165,000 new cases today and 3,000 deaths, yeah, we’re doing great 👍
I quietly pray to myself every night, that Trumpet actually watches this comedy gold.
"Norwegian pants cake"...that cracked me up!
"Swindlers list" beautiful!
The Academy is notoriously biased against Blockbusters and the Mcu. Unless the lead is Black. Then it's groundbreaking and gets like 7 nominations and 3 wins.
*_"The Power of Dog" from the country of 5 million people that brought you "The Lord of the Rings" (and 53 COVID deaths)._*
I'm glad you're on while yer colleagues are out and belated thanks for upholding the carson-esque tradition of guest hosts over the summer break 👍
During Gaetz's speech the floor gets a phone call "get out, the Predator is IN THE HOUSE!!!"
No matter how hard you try you will never get Trump. It’s actually sad. He’s gone but everyone still is fixated on him he lives rent free in your head.
He is not "gone" from the political scene. That's why everyone still talks about him. Had he just retired and stopped rallying, people would have forgotten all about him by now. He keeps on bringing it on himself.
So you're saying trump is unimportant and a loser who shouldn't even be in the public eye at all anymore? We all agree.
that audience member's laughter, tho. it was so distracting I couldn't pay attention to what Jimmy was saying.
That was some funny stuff, the two pugs from Eugene Oregon….I live in the next town over Springfield and we poke fun at the folks in Eugene……always in good fun!
The dogs at the end🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤟😎🤟
that girls ridiculous laugh after every joke makes this almost unwatchable
The fact that Spider Man No Way Home isn't in the nomination is a crime. It's not just a good superhero movie, it's a good movie in general. The fact that there were amazing actors in it who all did so well is enough to put it up for nomination, like Jimmy said when did all oscar nominates had to be serious films?
“Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness” will even be a bigger hit
@@petergallo7997 I don't think so
Spider-Man No Way Home is not up for best picture, yet Spielberg's West Side Story is, a movie that made all of $10 million and was considered a flop.
@@chesteradams7423 don't look up is nominated at it got a 46% from critics
Wym. Jojo Rabbit was satirical comedy for the most part and almost won. It's just that NWH isn't that good of a movie.
(Not saying don't look up was better th)
'Swindler's List'. Whichever writer came up with that one definitely deserves an award..
Best actor: the Tom Brady baby with a beard. How does he do it? I swear its a baby with a beard.
4:40 He would want to take it home cos it's evidence. It's totally illegal to deface an official NOAA map like he did with his sharpie. It's silly tho cos he breaks the law on a regular basis like with tearing up the official documents and he NEVER has to face consequences. He's a horrible person and a horrible example for Young impressionable children growing up. We have no Heroes to look up to anymore. Maybe we never did😑
Growing up I had plenty of heroes. They were mostly professional athletes and teachers.
I think he was ashamed of it actually, and wanted to hide it.
I learned on the first day of Kindergarten that the Popular and Powerful get away with everything. Nothing has changed in nearly 40 years.
Ike, Ike, baby.
@@genevievegreene1595 That’s very possible! Though I wouldn’t be surprised if he brought it one day to proclaim that he had always been victimized by the press… and wanted an example of it (only found in his mind)
Guillermo and Kimmel should host the Oscars together and maybe bring Matt Damon and Charlize Theron to the stage for a skit 😂😂
"ahah haha ... haha huh huh huh?" Damn it, I can't get it out of my head.
Great map Jimmy. Remember when Trump wanted to buy Greenland? Nuke a hurricane?
At long last! I can't wait for the series finale of *House of Turds!* The Fraudfather must be tired of so much winning! SAD!!!
I haven't watched the Oscars in years. It's a group of people patting each other on the back. Same with Emmy's and all other in house awards. People's choice makes more sense.
@@haraldhechler3557 I didn't know there was a tiktok nomination? I think they still focus on movies and TV
@@haraldhechler3557 I suppose so. Also best Tweety, best Facebook game and best TH-cam personality or food recipe or cat vid.
That map of the cyclone with trumps sharpie inclusion is actually a precise depiction of the trump wedding tackle......
Yeah Spiderman NO Way Home should have been nominated for this year Oscar!!!!!
Trump KNOWS that the hurricane map is valuable......as an NFT.
You can always rely on Americans to do the right thing..... after trying everything else. (W. Churchill)
'Swindlers List'......🤣😂🤣
the sharpie joke! so funny!
Noone at the Oscars or in general take any comic book movie seriously. It's the same regurgitated crap every year. Jimmy doesn't understand that the Oscars is looking for original content. Going to see spiderman is like going to subway. You know what you're going to get because you grew up with it and you are unsure of the other sub places,but that doesn't mean you really want to eat the garbage chain.
I'm pretty sure Jimmy knows that. But his monologue speaks to the masses and most people probably don't know that 🤷🏽♀️
I don't have a child and I feel like my non-existent child is way more qualified than Trump.
@@capturedflame 🤣. Start a profile for it on Trump's new social media thing. "Trump Dump."
You guys are obsessed with Trump lol he hasn't been president for over a year.
10:13 LUL That's right up there with Dave Attell's "Where's my daddy? ... Jaeger!"
Thanks for posting 📱 take care