Ted Cruz Tops Trump, New COVID Strain, Dr. Fauci’s “Narcissism” and Celebrity Hide & Seek
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 ก.ย. 2024
- After three consecutive years of going down, the number of shark attacks is up, a new strain of COVID called “Omicron BA-2” has arrived in the USA, LA County has released a list of reported instances of COVID around town, Dr. Fauci continues to be a punching bag when it comes to COVID, Axios put out a list of the most talked about politicians online and Ted Cruz is at the top, Laura Ingraham took a break from her usual venom to weigh in on Kate McKinnon’s impression of her on SNL, hilarious talk show host Mike Huckabee has strong opinions about the impression too, a woman in Texas tried to buy a baby at Walmart, and we introduce the world to a new game called Celebrity Hide & Seek with Kristen Bell & Ike Barinholtz.
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I swear Julia, they were staring at me first!
Thank you Julia for letting us know the weather and making the segment as pointed as possible
I thought it was always hot in Cali...
OMG ! I kept thinking her mother is going to have a cow when she sees this ,lol.Julia got a phone call from friends and family I bet, bless her heart.
I thought it was just me...
comment found and thumbed. my work is done.
@@Shin-Blade Oooooh no, it was not just you! 🤣
13:20 Jimmy: "you're getting warmer"
Me: a pair of things are telling me she isn't warm at all...
Well done Julia. Those are spectacular.
Something about Julia tells me its a bit chilly in LA today.
13:29 "You may be getting colder now, Julia."
Well no, but I can see why you would think that.
Ok, this one was funny
@@LindaC616 I'm 25% less creepy than the leading brand competitors.
@@AdrianColley 😅😅😅 I mean, the others were just pervy. At least yours was clever
Julia was very pointedly excited! Fun segment
That hide and seek was nipplicious .
When my eyes see Laura Ingraham my ears hear Mr. Ed the talking horse.
I don't know. Every time I see he I think I am looking at Mr. Ed. 🐴
How interesting. I have the pleasure of not having heard the woman speak much, so I didn't know if it was accurate or not. I couldn't watch it in any case, because I cannot tolerate the nonstop lies and distortions.
The fact laura had something to say means Kate and SNL did a great job.
LA WAS VERY COLD APPARENTLY 😍
I wish Julia was my friend. She’s like a living thermometer. That’d come in handy on cold LA days like yesterday
"But I don't talk like that? Do I?" LOL! Proving Kate McKinnon's spot-on impression.
I honestly thought that I was hearing Kate McKinnon but it was Laura Ingram so I'd say her impression is pretty good.
Yup and all Laura is doing is bringing more attention to herself. If she wasn't offended, she'd laugh and brush it off. Unfortunately the adult children at Fox can't do that.
Guillermo hiding in the sarcophagus was hilarious 😂
Did you notice the Guillermo figurine among the Jimmy figurines at around 4:25 min? That's the figurine we all need!
@@maret1729 yesss I did 😂
good times mahalo!
I missed the part about the celebrity hide and seek. I was busy staring at... something else. o_o
Julia was a bit excited 😂
You sound a bit creepy and immature.
More likely just cold.
@@MrDeathpilot MrDeathpilot? and he sounds creepy?
@@Shrpdrt In 6th grade I once pointed out to a girl on the playground that she "looked cold". She smacked me.
She also never ever "looked cold" again.
Some of you have never learned that life lesson and still act like lecherous 6th graders.
The guy holding the Mic for the nips girl did very well at not staring.
I failed miserably....😯
Did you see Jamie Fox interviewing Brie Larson on Kimmel? He had legendary restraint.
She has a name you monster!....it's Nipplia.....no......Julitips....Ummmm.....
Okay, what guy here was more interested in Hide and Seek Julia's sweater than the game?! 🤣
Guys get awkward boners.
Girls get the equivalent up there sometimes. It doesn't even have to be cold but that's one thing that can cause it.
As a Julia myself, I was disappointed that she had to settle for a Julie license plate.
Considering she didn’t have a bra on, they should’ve made her a Julia plate at least
Who needs a license plate when ya got a pair of headlights like hers? :)
@@RipperFromYT Looooool
@@RipperFromYT Baby you can drive my car. Beep beep yeah.
Jimmy and his wicked laugh is so contagious
It must be cold out...
Bruh 😂
Hello fellow men of culture
Is no one going to mention how sweet Kristen Bell was as the end as she said “nice to meet you” to Julia
She's an amazing woman and the real deal.
She/Bell is genuinely down-to-earth.
you really set the bar high lol
Nope.
Julia seemed pretty excited as well. Just wanted to point that out.
Hi I really appreciated all that you have done in this Incrrible program Guy's I learned English through this program I'm from nicaragua And The best for you guy's This is terrific😎
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Hi from Malaysia
That's awesome 🥰
Your learning English on your own is quite impressive.
English sucks! Good on you for giving it a go!
By the hide n seek lady, I could tell it was cold outside.
I was curious if anyone would comment that, pretty sure there wasn't a bra there
Are you 12?
She definitely made her point.
@@mrobject9113 What's yours?
@@MrDeathpilot I believe it was to make a joke, but you knew that already. It's just a bit of harmless fun.
Hide and seak was a great idea, but I think it might be cold in LA that day.
The best surprise = Guillermo with a margarita!!!!!
That Julia was sporting some nice headlights!
(I know, I'm a dog!)
Cousin Sal chose Julia to play, because she makes a good "point"
He just felt bad for her because it was cold outside.
Julia "met" Gronk 🤣
@@rjvcolorado Yeah that was hilarious, epecially her reaction when Sal asked how she met him. 🤣
She actually made TWO good points.
Ummmm
The celebrity hide & seek was fun.👍
That sketch was on point! And HILARIOUS! LMAO 🤣
I see what you did there. I just thought it was a cold sketch.
Just poking in here to see what’s going on in the comments
Yes, it was the tops. "....the 'tippity top' we call it...."
When the lights go out in Texas and Ted scampers off to a resort, he should hire Aidy Bryant of SNL to fill in for him.
My mother definitely would have sold me for a half million!! 😂😂😂
I don't know if you remember that South Park episode where butters parents sold him to Paris Hilton for $250 million
Legend has it Jon Voight still has an 89 Lebarron.
Thanks Jimmy! I’m adding this to my spank bank
LOL Julia was as blunted as Mathew McConaghey hanging with Snoop and Rogen.
That was actually a really cute segment finding the celebs
Didn't know it was that cold in LA
It was. Julia from Rhode Island was adorable.
he nips were mesmerizing.. barely noticed her huge nose because of them! I've always thought that if a girl has a sweet body it didn't matter what her face looks like
@@wvtrucker10420 oh, please.
@@wvtrucker10420 thank you for providing the "siss boy " perspective , oft overlooked
That end bit was a little odd. But Julia seemed like a nice girl. I um...didn't know it got that cold in Hollywood.
You're my Hero Kimmel, GOD bless you
Sal casually tosses Matt Damon lol
Trying to but another woman's child?
Put this woman on a watch list. Don't let her adopt any children, Ever.
That woman needs help, seriously.
You’re getting colder, Julia. Yeah, we can see.
😂😂
Okay that hide and seek was funny as hell
Kirstin Bell. And Jimmy called Guillermo 'Taco' Bell. Classic
Just so you know, the majority of social media action Rafael Cancun Cruz gets, are not positive 🤣 A lot of them are people making fun of the guy.
Rightly so
The guy lost a fight against Big Bird
@@adamclifton29 When you suck up to the guy that insults your wife and father, you lose everyday you're breathing 🤣
I had this playing in the background and I swear to God, without looking at the screen, I couldn't tell the difference between Kate and Laura speaking.
Where can I get my very own Guillermo action figure?!?? 4:24
Thanks for the heads-up on the latest covid sub-varient! Hardly any news outlets are running the story.
Sal throwing Matt Damon cutout deserves its own video.
If I would have closed my eyes and heard Laura in the clip and you told me it was Kate impersonating her, I would have believed it.
I never watch Ingram. Does she always sound drunk?
@@jaygray7102 I think they all need to be drunk, to be able to spew all that hate..
I almost thought she was leaning into it for a sec. Nope. Just oblivious
I taught Larura was trying to sound like Kate..
Did you know the headquarters at Pfizer in NY has a huge memorial of the Egyptian god Hours in its building? Now why would a drug company worship the Egyptian god? Are they telling us something besides take all the shots
Remove the Charity status of American churches and fund Education! End this ignorance!
I admire your message and enthusiasm!
Or remove their influence from school government and marriage all together
@@midbc1midbc199 Public school doesn't even allow bibles in their library. Nor will you find a creationism theory in their textbooks, even though many scientists believe in God bc of what they've found.
Government constitution is based on freedom. It protects society from what has caused societies to fall apart in the past.
The only marriages that seek to honor God are Christians who already love God. The rest merely have a priest to marry them. Then they do whatever they want to. Ignoring its purpose is why divorce rates are so high.
This deserves an AMEN! 😁
@@kkuczak0001......Uuuuhhg
Well there is the SNL's Landshark 😳😂😂
There are now so many of ingenuity equal to that of Trump and Cruz,
it makes me think that I may not wish to be around when they are in charge of the USA
Kate McKinnon’s impression of Laura Ingraham on SNL is spot on! Hilarious!!!
Jimmy Kimmel has THE most sinister laugh in the universe 🤣 😆 😂 😄......
It cracks me up every time!!!
Seriously, playing hide and go seek with adults can be super fun, as long as everyone actually tries
That bit was actually enjoyable to watch [it wasn't overly silly or too ridiculous]--the contestant was fun.
@@kenc2257 The contestant was feeling very nipply.
Can I seek you?
@@bloodymarvelous4790 Before the show, somebody gave her a couple pointers.
As someone who fit tests N95s, it’s actually a procedure to don and doff them, because to work the must make a seal. That’s why they are suppose to be fit tested
“Unprovoked” shark attack. That’s funny.
Ohhh No effing way another strain already😔
@anto taylor thanks🌷
bro theres no gonna be new strains forever stop acting like we need to go back to april 2020 living everytime a new strain comes out
@@commonsense571 The irony that your name is “Common Sense” and you have a picture of Jen Psaki, as well as the fact that you’re enjoying the Jimmy Kimmel Show!
😳😳😳😂😂😂
i worked w and underwater photographer: sharks are shy - will swim away. morreys... i have fed them out of my hand - which i could tell they could just take off, but Didn't: Respect Life
@anto taylor Yes Eyes
Gotta love Kimmell, another person who has my utmost respect is Kristen Bell, who if folks remember back in Sept 2017 entertained stranded seniors at the same Orlando hotel she was staying in during Hurricane Irma. She interacted and sang with them. Nothing but love for Kristen Bell. she is a class act.
Cool story! :)
She also hosted this show that same year for a night.
Lol kimmel still trying to scrape ratings off trump hate. What a loser
@@rowdybme4584 Trump is still working on his coup so probably a good idea to be ready for orange dictatorship. Trump is the real loser trying to end democracy.
@@MrSean03839 Y'ALL INSANE. for real
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air right now. You rock Jimmy. 😇 🤗❤💙❤💙
Your comments a bigger joke than jimmy kimmel
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@@dalekitt6036 every Trump supporter is a domestic terrorist
QR codes make me nuts. I have 2 doctorates. I am also currently studying narcissm. Fauci I say has a healthy level. How he does it amazes me.
But trump doesn’t right🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“They followed a trail of breadcrumbs to her house “ NOBODY got that
really; it flew right over me.....good call.
Loved that hide and seek segment and Julia was fun!
And perky.
Indeed. Though something about her told me it must've been really cold outside. 😆
Came here to find the comments on Julia 👀
@@travis8850 Not necessarily. She just has nipples.
"Julia, you're getting colder." -Jimmy 'eagle eye' Kimmel
I once found a cardboard cutout of Ellen DeGeneres when I was at a death metal concert, and one of my favorite bands was playing and I threw the cutout into the crowd, the head got torn off but it made its way all the way to the front stage where the singer finished his set with Ellen DeGeneres body under his head.
hahaha, crazy! :)
Canned laughter, is this leave it to beaver?? Those people laughing are dead!!! 🤣✌️
Cruz might be on top for being talked about, but it's mostly ridicule!
ah no: it's Disgust. rafael makes me ralf.
Internet comment etiquette with Erik has a army of followers he uses to troll special Ted.
Mostly?
@@runningdpm 11 out of 10 interactions....
The number of contradictions Ted Cruz has made is astronomical. He is a joke with power and will be voted out
Huckabee is the best Jim baker impersonator.
AWESOME as always, Jimmy
Hide and seek great skit except for calling Guillermo Taco Bell even though I'm addicted.....in New Mexico blasphemous. 😂😂😂
I liked the clothes Julia was almost wearing 😀
?? Her outfit was very attractive.
Julie says uuummmm before every single sentence
Will this Covid ever end? Please everyone stay safe!
No it’s not suppose to end it’s suppose to divide and conquer
No.
It will. Just like the Spanish Flu.
no cuz liberal media will continue to instill fear into ppl for the rest of our lives
@@lvtx1003 wrong, it's because idiots who believe conspiracy theories won't get the vaccine or wear a mask, not to mention many countries still haven't gotten the vaccine as well
Oh wow! I didn't even recognize Santa Huckleberry!!
Love you Jimmy Kimmel and Guillermo!!!🤗💖💖💖
thx for the " Treat " Mr . Kimmel, such nice of you.
Fun! Great writing, great delivery! You really hit the Trumpolinos at their bullsh*t gut. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Trail of breadcrumbs" 😂🤣
Wow go Julia!!
Smart girl. She made very good points.
I was gonna correct Jimmy and say Eric would be sold off first, but, now that I think about it... he'd need a willing buyer to do that, so guess not.
Always look forward to your comments for - what? 3 yrs now? :)
I'm sure there is someone out there that'd love to turn Eric into a slave.
@@TheDarkness1 eww
I was not watching and thought it was Kate doing her impression of Ingram say "But I don't talk like that Governor, do I?" I don't listen to the real one, so I had no idea how spot on Kate's impression really is. Love Kate McKinnon!
Yo same ! it sounded spot on when she said that I was at wrk listening and was shocked to see it was her 😂 she should be honored Jesus Christ bunch snowflakes
I think if you actually tried to use a bobblehead doll as a voodoo doll, the most the victim would feel is a bunch of tiny prickly sensations for all the times the needles would bounce off the plastic.
Great insight, unfortunately , İ don't think that's how voodoo works ......
The Blues Brothers (Belushi) - 'how much for the little girl?'
I like it when they post the monologue before the actual airtime (I'm in eastern time). Too bad that didn't happen last night...
Here’s an idea. When someone sends you a bobble head sign it and donate it to charity.
😂a few laughs before bedtime sleep 💤 time. Thank You Jimmy.
Hello Survivor, happy new year to you and how are you doing?
@anto taylor I don't get it so she is not fine anymore when my face popped in?
@anto taylor You are still a kid, try to know how to talk to people on social media ok
Wow...there is an Erewhon store???! Ingraham speaks just like Kate's impression!🤣😅
I was just wondering if it was cold during the "Hide and Seak" segment of the show?
Either way my eyes were very happy. LoL!
I think it was nipply!
Impression of laura was spot on!! She talks weird...
Love all your shows, always have a good laugh 😆
Do u love how also Biden said " IF u have trouble choosing me over Trump then you ain't black" To a black reporter that runs breakfast club?????????????????????????????? Or how about forty years of being paid by taxpayers to do nothing
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@zerovic8393 Christ, you're bloody tedious.
That hide of seek game was a nice touch
Cruz tops Trump? Not an honor any normal person would seek.
I always assumed Trump topped Ted in the relationship.
Cruz is definitely the bottom in that relationship.
@@flapjackjuice3338 Cruz is a catcher while Trump is a lackluster pitcher with a dead arm.
@@halibaitor I disagree. Don't they say "Butch on the streets, Fem in the sheets" 🤣
besides being in depth and nobody cares ...Trump is like 450 Million US Dollars in minus, actually !
I do believe that Cousin Sal deserves a WELL EARNED raise. Seriously...God Bless that man!!
Jimmy is always yammy 🤣
This reminded me of those old nickelodeon shopping spree or house-hunting game shows!
Kate McKinnon was spot on!! Lmao. Not sorry laura.
That’s funny when she asked (Laura )asked if she sounds like that
Enjoyed watching that hide and seek game. Hope you do more of that. Maybe you did and I missed it. Apologies, if so. Anyway, it was real cute and entertaining.
Nobody in the audience got the subtlety of "followed a trail of breadcrumbs to her house".LOL