Election Eve = Trump Attacking & Everyone Else Drinking
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 ก.ย. 2024
- A very cute clip from our annual Halloween Candy TH-cam Challenge that we didn't ask for, Jimmy and Guillermo share a great way to get through election day, the candidates are shoring up their election night plans, and Trump praises the MAGA cavalry that almost ran the Biden campaign bus off the road, considers firing Dr. Fauci, compares himself to Jesus, takes aim at Beyoncé, Jay-Z and Lady Gaga, plus Jimmy leads us in a guided meditation to calm everyone down, and Amy Schumer interrupts the monologue to remind people to vote. Visit represent.us/ to see a special video Amy made with Leslie Odom Jr called “Wait for It.”
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I am TERRIFIED of how this will go...
And I am an Italian living in Italy.
Love 🇮🇹 Italy...will u let us in...?u know just in case KARMA doesn’t SHOW UP....🤦♀️🤞🤞😭
no one cares about italy
Pray for us
🇨🇦 worried too, bello!
@@jonathanjflow9934Who gave you the right to speak on behalf of everybody? Are you by chance a trump supporter?
Guillermo’s laughter is incomparable, and very comforting too! 😄
He’s my favorite part of the show 🤣
"Maybe he should start saying things softly and with shame." - That sent me
Trumps new hat should say
“Made America hate again “
Comparing himself to Jesus... Yeah- so humble!
May God forgive him😖
Get drunk so you can get through this. Sounds like my strategy for the past 4 years.
I already live in Canada. I don’t know how much further north I can move.
The north pole?
Same 😂
Dont go north
Go West we party here
Move further please
At this point you might wanna come south
Bidens' slogan: "Make America educated again"
Yeah lol it need to be educated
this is so satisfying to watch now that he lost :D
My God; that little girl is so freaking adorable, I just wanted to give her the biggest hug, buy her a whole mess of candy and tell her everything is going to be OK. :)
I have ask a question. I am a South African in SA and I don't understand USA concept of Democracy. Here when it is election it is one person one vote. But inthe US everyone votes but their vote doesn't count, becuse at the end of the day its the outcome of the Electoral Council vote that determines who wins. Where is the Democracy in that. Why waste time on and money counting millions of votes if they really count the 500 and odd from the Electoral Council? Please explain
We don't understand it either. The electoral college needs to be gotten rid of.
You're not the only one to NOT understand American eccentricities.
"Electoral college" "filibustering" "gerrymandering" are notions beyond odd.
I doubt that the "fire Fauci" crowd understand much of anything either.
That is 100% correct!!!! It is absolutely unbelievable and ridiculous!
as an american ..i can't figure it out...the system is corrupt...it makes zero sense
US "democracy" is like Russian "democracy". Hope that helps.
He will leave as much a mess as he possibly can, he cares nothing about america
Moving up the ranks in the Church of L. Ron Hubbard apparently takes it's toll on people.
I think you are absolutely correct!!
@my self Yourself umm you mean failures lol
And he wants to see Joe fail.
“If you drink it now, you might not be able to remember the last four years”
That baby...I needed the adorableness to comfort myself from the catastrophic shitshow that has been the last 4 years, 4 months, 4 days, 4 hours...
...it’s disheartening how many stupid people we still have in the US.
My 17 year old brother asked our parents if he’s allowed to drink if trump wins
how could he be misled so young ...?
@@overthemoon9941 he wasn’t. Both of us have been encouraged to think critically and make our own opinions. He looked at the fact that we do hundreds of school shooter drills a year and decided he wanted a change. He looked at the fact that his bisexual sister was being marginalized and decided he wanted a change. He looked at the fact that because of climate change he might not have a future and decided he wanted a change. He thought for himself. And if you’re talking about the drinking, my parents said yes but only on the condition that he does it safely, at home, and with them present.
I just gotta say come to England and here can drink at 18 🙃
@@kmarkley4521 and he thought Trump is a better choice than Biden??)
@@Vladi0310 no? He’d be drinking because Trump winning would be a bad thing.
Watching this after 4 months and see how the reality actually span out
I love Jimmy more than anyone else that hosts tv ❤
Me too♥️♥️♥️
Can't sleep waiting for the result. Who still up?
I have been up for days. Was a little more hopeful yesterday but as the ballot counting goes on I feel a sense of dread that Trump can still win. I am praying harder than I have ever done before for Biden.
@@rosiegalvan5069 another long night and possibly long day tomorrow
I can't stomach listening to him anymore!
Watching this after Jan 6th, alarmingly prescient. Just like COVID, we didn't take it seriously soon enough... let's not do the same for climate change. Honestly, being good to the planet is good for Everyone!
E PLURIBUS UNUM, y'all🇺🇸
Jimmy Thank you for not making me go crazy.
Youre crazy without jimbos help
Jimmies videos for these 4 days will be taught in history lessons oneday 😂😂
trump - "if you ain't cheating you aint trying"
“It’s like we’re being threatened by a zombie attack”
I mean, aren’t we?
Jimmy…you rock!!!
Jimmy always make me laugh 😂😂😂and Guillermo too
What does it say when the “president” is so hated that he needs to protect himself from the citizens of the country that he is supposed to he leading.
He said "u might not even rem last 4 yrs"! HILARIOUS!
I’m getting through Election Day by not talking to my grandparents, or any other racist xenophobes.
If tequila is going to help me forget the last 4 yrs I am all for it and I don’t drink 🤣😂
How can u not like Jimmy and Guillermo 😂😂😂
Dolly Parton supports Biden, for those you who, like me, only know a few of these young ones. Everyone knows about Cher, because she's sung, but Dolly just talked.
And not to mention Jon Bon Jovi!
Bless her heart! God bless Dolly.
I saw Stephen Colbert they were both on it before the election.
Beatles fans are now burning The Art of the Deal all around the world.
Too bad for Trump but I've already declared myself the winner.
I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY
@@bananaface1445 😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏
The number are as best as they have ever been no one has had better numbers. You idiots are voting for this child? He can't even speak. Trumps openly racist he shared a openly racist video he was forced to take down. He said a judge couldn't work on his case because of his race the definition of racisim and called white suppremists good people
Jimmy I love you, you always have me laughing the whole show😭
Is Kirsty Alley related to Donald Trump? She speaks just the same way...
Our Pretzels are being threatened 🤣🤣
Hey Jimmy you’re allowed to come to Canada anytime you want man
At first I thought Amy Shumer was some sort of random, harried midwestern mom of four
Some weed also helps through the election night.
Dear America,
Please do not burn sh**
It is un-american and very stupid
Some? I’m smoking way more than usual today
@@shinymobile I live in Saguenay, Québec. Matthew, the whole world is praying for the future of democracy, in the U.S.! I mean it may get ugly tonight, but the whole world is watching.
@@shinymobile Same here. Where's my pipe? Oh there it is.
puff puff pass
Lmaooo the reporters face😂😂
Trump : if Biden wins I am leaving this country and will never be seen again
Biden : “Bi Den”
Biden will never make it to the WHITE HOUSE.... AS SIMPLE AS THAT🤒
@@joepesci9439 yes he will trump will going to jail 🤣
@@legitttful KEEP Dream'in... 🤯
@@joepesci9439 coming soon jan 20 😂
@@legitttful 😘😘😘😘
I LOVE Guillermo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Viva tequila!
These Trump supporters are all 😜. Cray cray.
So if every citizen voted on Tuesday in person, that can be counted, but part of the citizens voting per mail that can not be counted on the same day? Other countries can manage that
Do you not get how mail works?
@Tim Krigers usa usually has like 70% less mail in votes. That is how it usually works. Covid and democrats happened so theres ass loads of scared people this time. Pretty sure we find out the next day every single time. Bush/Gore maybe? PS other countrys are 1/16 the population of "other countrys" besides asian places.
@Tim Krigers I‘m European and that’s not entirely true. We don’t have that many mail votes usually but they are also counted until 2 days after the election. They normally don’t throw the results over because, you know, we have more than 2 parties to vote on....
@@strawberrybird7319 which country?
@Tim Krigers Wrong.
It’s almost 3 AM and I think I need to start drinking again
Jimmy this had me in tears well played sir.
I may never watch a movie with Kirstie Alley again ...
Her jolly ass hasn't been on any casting calls since cheers
Crusty Alley.
Me too.
I take two medicines for Rheumatoid Arthritis, and I CANT DRINK ON THEM or I get brain shudders (horrible, feels similar to a seizure). I was never a big drinker anyway so not drinking is fine usually....BUT NOT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😬
Hold strong💙
Well it's like 24 hours later and I think I"ll roll my self another.
Why is trump ... turning people against each other
Its CNN MSNBC BLM CBS FaceBook Twitter that all have not accept Trump won 2016 not a career politician 47 years in office.. an only time Biden ever visit my reservation was this past week nothing in 47years I just goes to show how much career politicians pander for your vote....ps its america im entitled to free speech whether you all like it or not these Late Night Host forgot how to be funny and find good material unlike Jay Leno an Johnny Carson
makes for a better REALITY SHOW...
"A house divided against itself, cannot stand." Gospel of Mark 3:25.
Bcoz all right winger hyper nationalist does the same,like modi in India hindu and muslim
@Lo Ki whos actually abusive . Biden is an idiot .
I like Mockingbird Tequila... when someone asks, “What is that and who makes it?”, I answer, “Tequila, Mockingbird.”
Good one lol
🤣🤣🤣
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This was to close to what happened. Trump had a temper tantrum because all vote counting didn’t stop at midnight on election night. Poor Baby Boss.
"Wherever you are, I want you to dim the lights"
👀 But my light is either on or off, Jimmy!
I wished I drank so I could pound some shots with Guillermo!!!
In Colorado there was about 150 Trump cars going as slow as they could on the the freeway. It was terrible....and they only went to a dirtbike track.
Shame how terribly inconvenient
Their trying to be so relevant...pitiful. Uneducated brain washed fools..rmbr early on T saying he loves the uneducated...at his RALLY in 2016..???? 🤦♀️🤦♀️he knows very well his base ☹️😣
Love looking back at these videos to see just how crazy our country was just a couple of years ago. It's 2023 and gas prices are a little high and so are food prices but am at peace.
Yeah, Biden 2020 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@big daddy 21 sleepy Joe😴😴😴
@@Wayfarer-z4d he won. Suck it!
I love that Jimmy learned from Bean that it’s “saving,” not “savings.”
Omg that little Girl was so adorable
No matter what the outcome of the election is.. the thing that really scares me is seeing how drastically divided the society is becoming on everything.. and how far or low people are ready to go now to defend or support their ideology. And they are ready to support the party or candidate on EVERY thing that they do..
Like you can still support trump but you dont have to defend or support EVERYTHING that he does.. you can support a candidate and also disagree on something with them.
trump thinks he's Jesus cause every time he walks into a room you can here someone whispering "Christ, not him again."
Coming to a private island not near you, the Beyoncé/Jay Z vs Kardashian/Kanye tag team death match!
If I didn’t know better, I honestly would’ve thought the “Trump rally scene” was from a remake of the novel & movie, 1984. Its terrifying!
You thinking that happiness and joy is terrifying, is terrifying. Who raised you people to be so neurotic?
The title sums up the past five years.
We do like you, but don’t come to Canada. You broke it, you need to fix your country. Sorry (just to be a polite Canadian).
as an american i agree 😭
Trump didn’t win the popular vote so a lot of Americans technically didn’t vote for him and aren’t the ones who messed up the country.
Haha there should be a test when you cross the border to Canada or when signing the papers to move there and it’s just “did you vote for trump? Yes / No”
imagine that russia did start a actual civil war in the us, 4 years ago.. ..that´s gangsta.
As another Canadian I second this.
No salt?
No lime?
Oh, nooooooo...
said Mr. Bill! 😲
Rolling Stones song: "I see an orange president and I want him painted black"
Orange is the new black ⚫
Napalm sticks to kids
Hahaha! Love it!
Now that the tangerine nightmare rolled in hair is out, maybe we can slowly but surely move forward. Pack a bag, Republicans. It's gonna be a bumpy trip for ya's!
Boss Baby!! 👶 🍼😂😂😂😂😂
I take it back - come for a visit anytime after the border opens. Happy to see you.
Hi Jimmy Kimmel. I have to confess that I had never heard of you until the US election, and Trump's antics, caught my attention. I am so glad to have discovered you - and to think it was only due to Donald Trump.
Guillermo and Jimmy r the best duo lmao
"Jesus came back but let's hope he won't."
The little girl is super ADORABLE 😍😍😍😍😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jimmy would make an awesome President!🇺🇸 Kimmel 2024🔥
"God is Great, beer is good, people are crazy"....Billy Currington song so true
It's called human error. He should know about that first hand.
"Drippy Orange B*tch." OMG I was eating dinner and spit my food out!!! LOL. TOO funny!!!
I was in Hollywood the night before the 2020 election and almost all the businesses were boarding their doors and windows for fear of what was going to happen the next day after the election. It was surreal.
There are probably a lot of people who know trump and know nothing about jesus lol
4:54 "you'd think that that would be too much even for Donald Trump"
...why in god's name would anyone ever think that? nothing, absolutely NOTHING, will ever be too much for that slimeball.
She's much better looking than Clarence Thomas's old lady.
Weight Watchers gonna drop her 🤣
Just wondering how many toys Trump will throw out of his pram, no matter if he wins or loses
He'll win, dont worry.
@@Always_Right00 no doubt at all, he will do anything to win
@@Always_Right00 he wont so we're not worried at all 😉
@@crystanick2697 he did. The democrats cheated with this mail in voting fiasco. You know like we all said would happen. You people are a disgrace
@@Always_Right00 Soldiers have used mail in voting for over a century. You sum up republicans as a whole. Clueless.
Well we all know who Jimmy vote for :)
Respect
Lady Gaga and Bon Jovi??? Ohhh no, he didn'ttttt!!!!
You should be preparing a skit showing how Trump feels tonight as he waits. Is it like waiting to see what the guy who took is Tests for him did ?
Or is he oblivious
I'm watching this again in 2021 on the day of day light savings.
Excellent episode! The tequila piece was great!
Love your show!😃💖
Love you jimmy!!
Let’s go TRUMPPPPP
Wow an oddly accurate forecast Mr. Kimmel
Hahaha tuckers face 😂
Hahahaha laaaaydy Gagaah 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💔
I’m taking a shot every time trump sues a state
You'll be drunk in no time.
@@rosiegalvan5069 yov hgave no udea
"Jesus Christ", indeed...🤦♂️
Best zingers ever in today's show and I can't wait to see the kids candy challenge