Trump’s Ranting Rally Filled with Screaming, Shouting & Outlandish COVID Conspiracies
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 ม.ค. 2022
- Jimmy talks about the joys of having young children and trying to get them to sleep, Baby Shark breaking records, the new song his kids are into, Kanye West (“Ye”) going after Pete Davidson in his new song, Donald Trump being back on the road, a list of items that attendees weren’t allowed to bring with them to Trump’s rally, new conspiracies being spewed, Representative Treig Pronschinske from Wisconsin’s crazy COVID theories and crazy hairdo, President Biden’s plan for our safety while we wait for masks, and we look back at one year ago this week for a new and possibly final edition of “This Week in COVID History.”
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All those brothers and sisters who got paid $15 each to wear those "BLACKS FOR TRUMP" t-shirts looked around and noticed they were surrounded by whites staring at them and went: "don't look at me, I didn't send nobody to the back of the line. I don't know what he's talking about. I'm here to collect my 15 bucks and get the hell out".
If Martin Luther King Jr saw what had become of his dream for America today... he'd move to Canada 🤣🤣
With the dictator and supreme leader Trudeau?
Lol anyway, the most important fact is it probably wouldn't have happened. If promising black leaders and fathers and mothers were ALIVE to fulfill their destinies back then, we probably be getting a better position as far as blacks and every other race of ppl....
@@danielr3661 I didn't vote for him but our COVID numbers are stellar thank you, and our deaths low. The US is in complete chaos, so we're not vacationing there anymore, and we're selling our properties.
Nah he would be happy y’all complain about the smallest things
That's not true we came a long way turn off CNN and free your mind
My 4 year old son was nearby when that song played. He’d never heard it before, but now he’s singing it and won’t say anything else. Thanks for that, Jimmy.
Why aren't you wearing headphones, sir? 😂
Same here, my 5 year old daughter heard and ask me to find the full song on utube. She listened 10 times while dancing and laughing. I just got the baby shark song out of my head. 🤣🤣
@@tianliang5058 That is definitely a catchy song.
It's hard to believe that millions of people actually watch these late night no talent hacks! It's no wonder this country is getting dumber by the day!!
I’ll stick to “Surfin’ Bird”. ;)
I love that “balls” is on the list of prohibited items at a Trump rally. So fitting.
Trump can be such drama queen when things don't go his way...And they said women were too emotional to be president.. Trump's the biggest Karen!!!😁
has anyone tried calling him a drama queen in person? i feel like that man would get so offended and start having a tantrum 😂💀🤦🏽♂️
Nice!? 🤣
Who's "they"? You mean men.
@@nothere5250 people with conservative values
@@Dahfukc So men.
The best thing about Trump rallies is when Jimmy and Stephen Colbert make us laugh at something truly terrifying.
Well put !
The second best thing is that they are spreading a deadly virus to the dumbest, most treasonous people in America.
more terrifying as the current state of our country under Biden? WAKE UP!
@@drewjbx228 look at the view count. Now look at yours. Look at the subscribers count. Now look at yours. Now look at the "EXIT" sign.
The scary bit, is Trump actually has a good chance of winning in 2024. USA is a divided dumpster fire of a country. Makes for great TV though.
Watch the reactions of the people behind him during “white people going to back of the line for medical
Help” Full meme worthy!
the idiots behind a idiot devil its pathetic but honestly they can all disappear from reality let decent people exist
@@bernita88chaser80 then that would take you out the equation there thanos
Any Kimmel fans here need the global warming scam debunked ? I know how badly you poor sheep get brainwashed by him.
You mean is not true? Zombie🤦🏿♀️🇳🇬
😂😂😂😂😂😂
My son is 15 almost 16 so I should have him listen to that on repeat for 12 hours, ultimate birth control.
“The best way to be ready for the future is to study the past.” So true.
Those who don't remember it are doomed to repeat it
The World belong to Woman
Too bad so many people don't study their history.
Our present is destroying both.
@@johnnyfreedom3437 to get my vaccine
look at the faces of the “blacks for trump” when he starts talking about how white people get mistreated 😂
From what I understand, Trump actually pays them to wear those specific shirts and come to his "rallies"
They were cringing. Lol
And of course, they get “displayed” Front and center, behind of Trump for the optics. 🤦♀️
I think they were hired to attend and wear the merch
Hey, you gotta put food on the table in this shitty economy after all
When my son was little we used to loudly sing to the Beatles while driving to daycare/school. Happy days.
What's funny? I actually _do_ unconsciously hold my breath as I pass through others' breathing spaces at the grocery store.
I often hold my breath when I step inside various restaurants and cafes to pick up mobile orders rather than masking up for the 10-20 second transaction. This is life, now.
I really hope you're trolling. I refuse to believe people like you actually exist. Please tell me you're joking. Aren't you wearing a mask? Fully vaxxed and boosted twice? You should be totally fine if you believe in "the science". Holding your breath in public lol Come on.
For those of you who do not know, Florence Az. Is the location of the Arizona State Prison. It's an extremely small town that is surrounded by hundreds of square miles of harsh desert. 70% of its population is employees of the Prison and the rest is their families and support, like store gas station employees. I've been there. The Prison is the only thing to see, and it's very old and decapitated. It desperately needs to be torn down and replaced. I've never heard of anyone who wants to go see it. It's obvious that the only reason Trump went there is because of his long history of not paying city's fees for holding his rallies, there's no other town in Arizona that would let him.
That would be: dilapidated
Hahaha!!! I just posted the headline for your post! Yup, we don’t travel through Florence unless we have to !!!
Interesting.
Nuremberg PA is also a small town.
Seems worrisome.
Looking at the "Blacks for Trump" who don't know how to react to his rant about whites being discriminated against in favor of blacks is priceless comedy.
I wonder if they traveled 700 miles to visit incarcerated relatives. The prison is the only business in town. One hundred bucks for an hour and a half to just stand there….notice they are not offered any red hats to wear only the cheap white tee shirt. Bet they were not allowed to keep them….
They were most definitely planted there on purpose. Probably paid to attend too
Never saw that coming ... LOL
Trump is all in with the democrats or else why would he sign a executive order on sep 2019 for mass vaccinations for newer Influenza strains (most likely covid) but yet he was putting on a good theatrical show for the world that he is against covid vaccines for a few months after he had already signed the executive order? Now he is all pro vaccine? You and I don't have a political party as at the end of the day their end game is the same. They all have their own way of how to get there and what methods to use plus they all have their own sponsors who are running the show from behind the scenes like big pharma, energy, tech and etc. Freedom of movement and freedom of speech is just an illusion which they trying now to completely surpress. china gets Hong Kong, rest of the global leaders (elites) get more control passing new laws cause of covid fear and us the people are creating a prison like world cause we don't question it, reporting it and just going along with the narrative. Most big umbrella companies have long term gains from this pandemic. Wuhan lab was funded you know by who by now and China got the blame for it but yet they don't want to investigate. I guess Hong Kong was their end game as they already are in control of their people with a social credit system. Don't be surprised if the world sues China and they play along and forgive all the debts they got on other countries. They got Hong Kong and its worth trillions to them. In the long run its a win for of them including big pharma, vaccine makers, protective gear makers, pcr test makers, financial institutions cause of debt created due to lockdowns, generational wealth transfer due to people you and I know that died or are dying cause of surgeries and treatments getting cancelled so they can shift the blame on the unvaccinated and creat more fear and panic to get their way! People say why woukd they bring down their economy? Cause they will gain much more for generations to come!
@@cassexpo4714 The irony of someone this paranoid and fearful of his own shadow talking about shadowy figures spreading fear...
Whoever you have for that Biden voice needs a raise, absolutely spot on.
When my kids had their own rooms I was treated to an argument between the two late at night. When I checked them it turns out they were talking in their sleep. (in the daytime they couldn't go through 5 minutes without fighting)
"The Orange One's ranting rally filled with screaming, shouting and outlandish COVID conspiracies."
So...it was a typical Orange One rally.
@ Dixon Mopar
Prison! Prison! Prison! Prison!
@@dixonmopar2129 let’s go Darwin
@@jogman262 beat me to it
@@jogman262 😂😂😂😂
@@dixonmopar2129 Traitor! Traitor! Traitor!
Haha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤭 See the reactions of the Blacks for Dumped.... they can't believe it... hope their cheques cleared before they stood behind him🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤭😱
Exactly. Most likely they were placed behind Trump on purpose by Trump's staff so the camera would pick them up, so Trump can pretend like he has large support from Black Americans. Which he doesn't.
Saying that black people only support Trump because they need the money could be viewed as... RAAAYYYCISTTT
But I'm sure you understand your own view, thinking blacks are inferior creatures who can only be controlled by white people's money.
Good luck with that. African-Americans are human beings with thinking minds. They don't want to be on your plantation any longer. They're actually quite smarter than you are.
Come over to the libertarian/conservative circle where we see them as real people.
@@logicaldude3611 is that before or after you take away their voting rights?
But thanks for letting everyone know we're smarter than you... think!
@@michaelhirst4634 If you think black people are so stupid that they don't have a form of identification, you're basically just proving my point.
They're people living just like anybody else. You act like they're an uncontacted tribe in the Amazon.
@@logicaldude3611 nope I'm just trolling & your playing the strings... But keep going its entertaining 🤔🤔🤭🤣🤣🤣
My whole life every time I’ve gotten in line it’s always been the back of the line
"Appliances (i.e. toasters)" on the list of items prohibited at Trump rallies is even funnier because they actually should have put "e.g.," which means "for example." Instead they put "i.e.," which means, "that is." So the entire list of appliances is really only toasters.
That is the only appliance that his followers can (barely) operate.
I would interpret that I could bring a turkey carving knife, a butane torch for creme Brûlée or even a microwave with a roll of tin foil since the organizers specifically put toasters in brackets when it comes to prohibited appliances.
Because he knows how ignorant his base is!
Man I see you everywhere! We have the same taste apparently.
Trump2024.
@@tommygolden2107 lol trump can only serve 1 more time. Thank god for 2 terms max.
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@@tommygolden2107 Wishful luck...He may try to run, but he won't win.
LOL sweetie, you clearly can't live without Trump. I don't care about the 2 parties but your Dems are going to lose this year and 2024 with how things are going.
All this "if you're white" with Blacks for Trump behind him looking like WTF?
I didn't notice that until you mentioned it. Haha! Thanks
Those blacks they can't stop embarrassing themselves on national tv
The complete lack of awareness when he mused "imagine having to go to the back of the line" in front of the group of Blacks. I guess he missed history as well.
His base consists of most of the Anti Vaxxers. Maybe this is his way of trying to get them fired up to take the vaccine since they are statistically dying at higher rates.
@@LaSheek Additionally, more than half of Republican and GOP-leaning voters (56%) are ages 50 and older. The Republican Party is slowly dying. Figuratively and literally.
I appreciate this monologue because he does make jokes on both trump and Biden
Calling him fatty LaBelle is so disrespectful
Never give him a name after queen Patti
I COULDN'T AGREE WITH YOU MORE..!!!!!!!!!
Donnie Mushroom Headed Stump is a better name for the old orange clown.
@@patsystone8114 .. the ' old orange clown ' works as well.. lol
Just to make a point....those thousands were not all from Az. They started arriving on Monday from out of state. The venue was dirt...literally. Florence is a small prison town in a small red county. He insulted Az all night...yet they cheered.
We voted for Biden and will again. Not waking up to the hateful rantings of a drama queen, lunatic everyday....several times on holidays has been refreshing to say the least.
Peace from Az!
Bye-Don and Go Darwin.
How's that dementia patient working out for you?
But but but sweepy joe durrr?
I understand trump isn’t a good person. But what has Biden honestly done to benefit this country? I don’t like either of them but I’ve seen more bad than good from Biden so I really don’t understand how people are still with him.
Oddly enough, there's a Florence, Colorado that is home to ADX Florence, where they hold El Chapo and others like him.
Trump was at the wrong Florence.
@@barrymccaulkener8828 remember that time trump made a huge deal out of what a genius he is for remembering "person, woman, man, camera, TV" which is literally an actual test that doctors administer to the elderly to specifically detect signs of dementia?
Oh my god I can remember those days with little ones. Now my kids are all grown up and I miss it
It was the very best time of my life.
Bald truth is there's not one talkshow host who can do without Trump.
The shirts , how much did they get paid to wear them.
The bald Black guy standing behind Trump in reconsidering his choices LOL
Outrageous
Who's outrageous? The Biden administration? You guys are brainwashed with msm.
Nah. He's realizing how much of a dumpster🔥 the Biden administration is... You know... Like what the rest of the country is thinking. 🤣
Delusional Trump supporters!
@@m.w.3256 You do realize who the current President is right? You know... the guy who can't even complete a coherent sentence or doesn't realize where he is half the time? Delusion is obsessing over a former President while completely ignoring the dumpster 🔥 that is the current administration and their disastrous policies which are literally destroying America. But hey. You don't seem to like facts and reality huh?
I remember my granddaughter at 4 yrs running around singing "hey soul sister"! It's the only part she knew 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣 That is ADORABLE l!! I'm happy for you to have such a blessing in your life. My granddaughter was born yesterday (Jan 16th) at 1:43. I'm ECSTATIC!! Ty4 sharing the type of joys I have to look forward to!
@@anabaird3835 That's a blessing!
@@anabaird3835 Congratulations. My grandchildren are the lights of my life.
Today we were outside and my 4 yr. old granddaughter was asked if she was cold. She said "no just my teeth." They were chattering from the cold. Lol
When our eldest heard and sang 'Don't rock the jukebox'...she was convinced it was 'juicebox'.
Resistance was futile.🤣
The middle child would get irate that the eldest (4 yrs older) would get tata's first, whenever tata's were mentioned. Ironicly, the eldest ended up with way more than needed and the middle never really got any, at all. I've always called 'Karma'.🤣
The youngest would catch large, complex words from adults, tv, or reading material, etc. and often use them, correctly in sentences/conversation. So cool!😊
Children really are amazing❤💯
Do those back people standing behind Trump realize how horrifying it is to see that scene behind a guy spewing white supremacist talking points? They are literally props.
It's extremely likely that they are paid
They are paid.
TV like this should be neutral. This is one of the reasons the US is so divided. Never gonna learn...
can you imagine that representative takes a phone call.....
"you can't see it...how the hell do you hear voices? is it the machine or is it in your head?"
7:20 "I know that happened to me." 😂😂😂😂 This is probably one of the best monologues of 2022
Please don't stop This Week in COVID History!! Don't let people forget the madness we've seen
Eleven blacks in a sea of thousands of whites. Ok yeah right
"The Former Guy has a rally where he screams, shouts and rambles stupidly."
Okay - which year are we talking here? Only times he doesn't do that are when he's sleeping.
Do we really know that tho??
I like that you call what's his name as the former guy .
Sweet!!!
Unfortunately, he only sleeps four hours a night!
Its bullshit that is what is,,, like trump,total bullshit
I seriously doubt he actually sleeps...I imagine his blood sugar gets really low, he slips into a 2 minute sugar coma, Melania crams a handful of Gummi Bears into his mouth, works his jaws and...
😨😰😨😨😨😨
His young kids are endless material for his opening standup! I can relate with young kids
@7:00 The brother behind trump is shaking his head in disbelief. I think he says, oh just stop. He did it again a few moments later.
Jimmy, you are a dear and loving dad. Your children are very lucky!
Lincoln project look it up and will tell the truth and for the haters who follow the big lie and Trump organization guilty in all counts ..just a post about the truth 🤗🤗✌🏽
Oh you mean the Lincoln project that was caught staging that fake white supremacist march in Virginia with three white people and one black guy standing out in the rain with home depot tiki torches, that Lincoln Project okay got it 👌👍 Lets Go Brandon!!!
@@darkav3nger42 your nuts
*OMG these rallies* 😒🙄... if I wanted to hear a broken record, I'd go through an old vinyl collection.🤦♂️
And yet somehow you decided to comment the most repeated joke of all time, essentially making you the broken record… think before you post
You seem pro tyrany, Trump is pro liberty. Liberty...look it up.
@@krystalstarrett6760 You seem pro-ignorance and Trump lacks education. Education... look it up.😏
Trump’s third grade level speeches, usually given by wrestlers at WWE events, are ready for purchase on Amazon music as his old man get off of my lawn greatest hits edition.
I could watch "Covid Became History" this week. It’s been forever.
@aliss liou i felt there was a bit of a trend going on??
@aliss liou better now? 😁
Holy crap... I have lived that EXACT kids experience in the night.
You need classes, too. Or put the kids up for adoption for their own good.
haha on the flipside, I remember doing crap like this to my parents, how they got any sleep ... haha
The sunglasses killed me
@@mikemondano3624 woah woah 😳😨 that's going to far lol
I loved how bored everyone in that crowd. Going to a Trump rally looks as exciting as watching grass grow.
Well, at least he speaks to the public….why doesn’t Joe? 🤨
@@Masshole4life lmao , got'em
But you voted for Brandon. That shows your intellect.
@@Masshole4life you mean like all those speeches to the american people bidens been doing
Grasswatchers are eing offended by this comment because it is more interesting a d grass doesn't rant :))
Jimmy, I'm dying here!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If the network stops paying Jimmy Kimble, maybe he will just go away.
Ha ha. The funniest sight at rally, he lined all of his 10 black supporters as props behind him. They were all issued 'blacks for trump' t-shirts. Including that one lone black guy that appeared at a lot of his rallies in every state he visited in the 2016 campaign. Wonder who flew him all over the country back the?
Did you notice that most of them were looking at their phones
Alex Alex - Can't wait to see Keenan playing him (again) on "SNL"... 😂
Look at the one directly behind Trump to the right. When Trump said white people have to go to the back of the line, he was like.....WTF!!
@@johnnyfreedom3437 They were trying to keep up with the
Patriots football game.
Talk about buying extras for , he's rallies ...😂😂😂 it's obvious that group of black people were paid to seat behind him so everyone can see , he's a changed man....that no longer hates other's...lol 😂😂😂😂 nice try though...
Will really miss This Week in Covid history, it was great!
This bit will probably continue for another 2 or 3 years. We thought 2021 and the vaccine would be the end of covid. Omicron: "Hold my beer"
@@DSAhmed Omicron more like big Pharma doing every thing they can to exploit you.
@@gundamcollector77 we’re living in the age of the conspiracy nut 🥜🤪
@@DSAhmed Jimmy is the one pushing the biggest conspiracy in the world on you, CO2 caused catastrophic global warming.
~ Great! Jimmy has the best monologues & videos!
5:39 Disme Coins. Perfect, dissing Trump is one of my fav things to do 😆
I could watch “This Week in Covid History” forever. It’s been great.
Be careful what you ask for that this pandemic is showing no signs of going anywhere soon. 😉
@@katiehettinger7857 So true. I was just talking about that with my sister. At least the little news reels add a little joy. Take good care.
I know. I love that segment
@@alamodedesign 👍🏻🙂
Agree.. Tony Barbieri- soooo talented
@ 8:45 No jimmy! In Northern California I am living with a Safeway a Grocery Outlet and a Walmart where it is anything goes. Signs prominently posted on the doors and more then half the customers are not wearing masks. No free masks. I shop in fear every time a go to get my groceries. Tonight could be the time I come back from my shopping with my dinner and COVID-19. It's not right for me to have to be dealing with this.
I am in your exact shoes. I went to the butcher shop and nobody had a mask on. Plenty of Trump hats however. That and pro life signs on the meat cases.
Damn you, Kimmel! I coulda lived my entire life without hearing that song!
I liked the expression on the faces of the black dudes behind him
Every black person there had a "blacks for Trump" T shirt.
Show you purchased supporters, without saying you purchased supporters.
True Americans right there.
Because you think every black person is a Democrat….. stereotype much?
who cares that the whole media and all the corporations are on our side with Biden and Trudeau. Give body rights to the government and corporations!!
The guy with the sunglasses really stands out. He literally shows up at EVERY rally. I’m sure the other ones do too, but I always particularly notice Sunglasses.
He hires people off Craigs list ..🤮
Shoutout to the clearly planted group of black people sitting directly behind Trump
Demeaning yourself for $20 - now they know how Eric Trumps wife feels
Strategically placed. In a couple of other events he had a bunch of people behind him simultaneously nodding their heads in agreement as if on queue. It was like a sea of bobble head dolls.
Thank god someone else saw it too
The body language tho
Pretty sure those are just crisis actors, and the entire rally is a false flag operation
Calling trump fatty is childish,,,,,,yet oddly satisfying.
He didn't stumble, didn't stutter or miss a beat or even take a drink. Now Biden's speeches on the other hand....
The Blacks for Trump behind him is so clearly brought in by walking the streets of LA and saying "how'd you like to make 5$ today?".
They probably got paid a little more than that.
WTF? Stop spewing lies. They were brought in for a drumstick
Look closely at the bearded one to Trumps right. Trump said white people have to go to the back of the line and that guy start losing his sheet 🤣😅😂
@@infectedpuddle1638 Saw that! He was like this muthaf**k*r didn't just complain about white and lines!
@@ryanle6395 Maybe a 2 piece and a soda. It worked for Soul Train ... LOL
Embarrassing he was our president!!!
America’s loons managed to make their way to Florence Arizona to see their idol.
Did donnie send buses to take them home or did he leave them there?
" Hey get in the car We're getting The Cult back together man" !
Trump is right. Every time I go somewhere and there's a line I have to go to the back of it! 🤔Go figure 😳😳😳😄😄😄
😂😂😂😂 It really sucks 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's interesting to me, how many black, seat fillers are right behind him, while he rants about white people being victimized.
As a black person myself,I feel ashamed.
What some people will do for a Clean White Tee and a Happy Meal.
JIMMY! WHYYYYYYYYY!?
just when baby shark was finally out of my head you have introduced "Dat just my baby doggie", a new special kind of torture.
Jimmy Kimmel. Love ya for years man. Not gonna change. Stop hatin on my Trump.
Jimmy's kids: "Dad! the internet is down! We can't watch youtube!"
Jimmy: "IT WORKED! *Proceeds to fall asleep on the spot*
AHAHAHA…
*NOT* 😒🙄
I'm no parent, but even I know that won't stop them from pestering you. If anything, TH-cam going down will make things far, far worse than they have to be.
I should know. I know how I'd react if TH-cam went down....
Don't stop, "this week in covid history", we're still in it! Also I look forward to it every week 😁
I can highly recommend the YT series Jimmy Rees "Meanwhile in Australia" He's a former children's TV entertainer and has switched to covid satire with aplomb. The Australian in jokes will probably pass you by, but the absurdities of bureaucracy and state v state v federal government infighting and petty rivalries are the same here as the US and he's portrays it brilliantly. He's up to Part 47 I think it is now. Each episode is a potted history of this week in Covid and politics downunder style.
My favourite.
Agreed with Stephanie. We need the almost gallows humour.
I tested positive for COVID....I can't believe it..... Didn't feel a thing.... I got vacation time... losers
@@knewdist Over 855,000 of your fellow citizens died. I'm sure they would love to have had your luck.
07:16 when 2 of the guys wearing the "blacks for trump" t-shirts realize they aren't getting paid enough to pretend supporting trump and his lies
“If you’re white you don’t get the things that i got. Yes i’m white.” dj prump
It brings back me to when my kid, now 23, was like that. Now he comes at 3AM and wants to wake me up to have a non important conversation. It NEVER ends Jimmy!
If your son wakes you up at 3AM to talk to you, it sucks but for him to feel that confortable, it also means that your are a damn good parent!!!
he's on drugs
Jesus Chryse, @Monterey Bay, don’t tell me that. I’m counting down the next 15 years and now you’re telling me this.
Where is your picture from. I live in Monterey bay. I looking for a place for a place to keep boats.
@@xlaw6272 I have same with mid 20 boys. Often get late phone calls or middle of night visits. 'Just coz'. They still want me!! 😊 my opinion and my company. I hatelove it. 🤷♀️😆
Trump is the new Groundhog day, tell's the same story over and over again
Oh you silly liberals. Look at sleepy Brandon. Can't even say a proper sentence and deficated himself
And the news and late night keep reporting it over and over
@@XiJinping1 So he is sleepy and old or is he nefarious for stealing an election? Which is it?
@@jillionairess Trumpers can’t make up their delusional minds!
How do Trumpers feel about Big Bird now?
“Second City reboot” would be great 😂
Chris Albert… couldn’t said it any better!😂
I wonder how much those people wearing the “blacks for trump” shirts got paid
Probably nothing
Zip. Not a cent.
Trump PROMISED to pay them. They will NOT get paid.
Free shirt.
Hand job from Eric
Silly you and them. Trump dont pay the people he hires!
King Baby Coward reminds me of a post fame performance artist: used to play at packed stadiums and now performing at sad gatherings of old fans who isn't too enthusiastic about his new materials.
What new material?
GamePapa - Donnie's the 'piano-playing chicken' that "Margaret" describes to "Lucy" in "Boardwalk Empire" (Season #2, I believe). 😏
yeah! who cares that he respects bodily autonomy and is against censorship. We love the corporations like our parents.
@@nuckygulliver9607 so you're saying his gatherings are not sad and his new materials are compelling?
Dad, I can't find my sunglasses! Hilarious!!!
Jimmy, you crack us up with Fatty Labelle! Love it, keep it coming. Cheers🤣
"Cov will magically disappear." He still claimed there's no Cov.
He actually authorized the directive for the vaccine that keeps you from getting it, idiot.
“Operation Warp Speed”
Look it up, you may learn something for the first time…
The angry creamsicle is a master of of the 1984 orwellian doublethink tbf.
@@sandramiller1988 Except that his own people won't take it so it's pretty much all for nothing. But, your insults were fun to read anyway. :D
@@sandramiller1988 kinda his administration started it but the science word did it not him. He takes credit for anything good. If it's bad he don't address it he blames everything on others .hes also the damn idiot that eliminated the pandemic team.the whole world was warned a pandemic would come. So he sure effed that all up.
He once said Covid was a hoax that would magically go away the day after the election ..😤
Jimmy! Stop giving that psycho DJT, Air time!! Even if it's making fun of him! That is what he wants and people are continuously doing it!!
We need to stop giving him even a Second!!
Sorry but we cannot ignore comedy gold
I can’t wait to vote for Orange Man!
@@YouT00ber i will vote against, even.
Oh, you guys canceled out each other’s votes, so now I guess neither one of you has to go out and vote now.
He can’t stop. Everything is too polarized now, Jimmy has to keep his left young base laughing and distracted
My god I don't know who is more loathsome. Kimmel or Seth Meyers
No! Not the last one! It makes life bearable.
Trump in Florence. AZ. He's so close to where he belongs and his would be new home "PRISON" 🤣😂😂
Right….he was scoping out that federal wing
I was hoping they would lock him in Gen Pop for an hour
United States Penitentiary, Administrative Maximum Facility, aka ADX Florence, is in Florence, Fremont County, Colorado. Right where he belongs.
The Arizona State Prison Complex, Florence, AZ is where Trump should rot. It's hot as hell, but I'm Liking the sound of a Cold prison too😁😂😂
@@DarkfiendsAngel Agreed😂😂He needs some hard knocks
If laughter is the best medicine. Then Jimmy is the best prescription! Thanks for the laughs!
That’s when you introduce your kids to the front of your hand ands the back of your hands 🤣.
I love Jimmy's insults. Lololol
Does this mean we get a new Jordan Klepper at a rally? Time to check Daily Show.
I wonder how many people would still be alive if everyone in the United States of America received the same quality of care as Donald Trump and Chris Christy did when they were infected by coronavirus?
If the orange turd or the demented death rattle would give people healthcare, we’d have more people around.
@@thomasjohn6041 he’s no longer president and Biden has been in office a year now and still people are visiting hospital because of it soooo……….
@UCCL0fNlQ8DOY3HivE9om4ZA the health coverage of a sitting Congressman goes up to $600. A sitting President, though, goes up to $400. If the entire country received the same care as he did, excluding ineligible folks, the bill comes down to just a little above 400 billion dollars a year.
By contrast, the US government spent 790 billion dollars and 100 billion more per year on research and development on weapons that will rust on tarmacs and never see a single day of use in its life cycle. Numbers, unlike politicians, don't lie, so make of that as you will.
I wonder how many people would still be alive if the orange 🤡 had just done his f..kin' job?!!
@@candeegallagher560 Joe has a higher death rate 🤡🤡🤡
Those "Blacks for Trump" made me laugh so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Racism against white people is real!!"
Also he closed the parking lot so no one could leave until he was done 😅
Blacks for Trump in white t-shirts never fails to amaze me. Always in that strategical position right behind him, always to his left. Only extreme misery could push them to do that [...]
Can someone put all editions of "This Week in Covid History" together?! Please, we need to remember just how INSANE it alll was.
Still Is
Omg imagine people studying history in a couple of hundred years , there going to think must have been all insane
**United States Constitution**: 14th amendment, article 3:
“No person shall hold any office civil or military, under the United States, or under any state, who, having previously taken an oath to support the constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or giving aid or comfort to the enemies thereof.”
You should charge Trump rent for all that space he's taking up in your head.
I think Pete can take him. Dudes like 6'4". He's got reach.
Pete's a lover not a fighter. Ye is all talk anyway.
@@sjbock True dat.
They'd smoke a bowl together and laugh at everyone waiting for the first swing.
My three year old daughter put a pair of sunglasses on me, they were upside down and she screamed every time I tried to take them off. She's 27 now and married, the poor schmuck didn't know what he was getting into.
Lol.
Jesus Christ how long will they keep giving this man free advertising.
You're FIRED ! I BOOM ! I love that ! LOL.