Donald Trump is the #1 Spreader of Misinformation

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  • Newscasters are surprised it’s October, Vinnie’s Pizza in Brooklyn is delivering pizza and positive reinforcement, the White House does not want to condemn white supremacy, Trump declares debate victory for himself, Rudy Giuliani's strange tweet, the number one spreader of COVID-19 is revealed, Trump blocks an order from the CDC to keep cruise ships docked, Barack Obama was a virtual fan at Game 1 of the NBA Finals, and a virtual round of “Couple or Not?”
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  • @davidlundquist1979
    @davidlundquist1979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    "He has no more Fox left to give." All right, that one was pure gold.

    • @almondsimon5494
      @almondsimon5494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fr tho, i don't get it

    • @kerrihart5668
      @kerrihart5668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂😂 golden

    • @Lilo-A
      @Lilo-A 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      MOST of us have no more fox left to give. 😏

    • @Duh6666666
      @Duh6666666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Brilliant! Not surprised to find it at the top of the comments.

    • @muajin
      @muajin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wonder if a reporter were to ask Kayeigh if she believes Trump's Vietnam war is justified or not, how she'd respond. :P

  • @guypaul
    @guypaul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    "He has no more Fox left to give" is brilliant.
    I'm so glad you're back.

    • @MissOptimist758
      @MissOptimist758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣 Me too!!

    • @JK-oc1lf
      @JK-oc1lf 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      im not glad this racist is back (and im sure others who are against racism arent either) - will he denounce racism?

    • @introdispenser5707
      @introdispenser5707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This just in, the Texas governor is suppressing voters. But more specifically, Democratic voters

    • @anti-loganpaul7827
      @anti-loganpaul7827 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He does have Sky News Australia 😏

    • @miner1430
      @miner1430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      poop pee lmao people like you can’t explain why trump isn’t a bad president. The only insult you got is “liberals”

  • @ravenous_videophile
    @ravenous_videophile 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    "He has no more Fox left to give" That needs to be on a banner somewhere.

  • @andrewmastin4312
    @andrewmastin4312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    That joke about Trump asking at his rally, “Who here has covid-19?” has a whole new meaning now that Trump has tested positive.

    • @howardcohen6817
      @howardcohen6817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      45s sending them all on a Cruz.

    • @chaseshadow
      @chaseshadow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's an ACT fool. As you will discover very soon.

    • @deannedflrocks5337
      @deannedflrocks5337 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trump is a moran dying with covid.

    • @chaseshadow
      @chaseshadow 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Rogier - hahahaha you wish.

    • @chaseshadow
      @chaseshadow 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@deannedflrocks5337 F.O.O.L.

  • @rushfan1970
    @rushfan1970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    🤣🤣🤣"Kelly Macalooney, the woman who came to life when a witch cast a spell on a Barbie dream house"!!!!😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣God bless you, Jimmy!!!

    • @Sargethe1st
      @Sargethe1st 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ginger Dixon , agreed best line yet !!

    • @yvonnefarrugia6954
      @yvonnefarrugia6954 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What a disgrace of a mother taking the virus home with her and not wearing a mask

  • @warakhan2424
    @warakhan2424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    Finally something positive coming out of the WH..

    • @rhettcujo9006
      @rhettcujo9006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Snap I see what you did there lol 👍🏼

    • @sandraramshaw964
      @sandraramshaw964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wara Khan ; ha probably trump going for the sympathy vote after that disastrous debate performance

    • @Blackkey034
      @Blackkey034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is why people hate u liberals

    • @lamindollaceesay1869
      @lamindollaceesay1869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kayodewa
      @kayodewa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DeepanshuTomarJi
    @DeepanshuTomarJi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    He tested positive

    • @Edwin-vz6xi
      @Edwin-vz6xi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Daniel Rodriguez Maybe he will go away and the SIMPsons were right again

    • @rr6100
      @rr6100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh no! Anyway

    • @y3ee3e
      @y3ee3e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      what a gift hahahahaha love it.

    • @jjthegodfather6801
      @jjthegodfather6801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He tested positive that’s what he gets for not wearing a mask 😷

    • @iamhowtobasic70yearsago10
      @iamhowtobasic70yearsago10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bleach injection time

  • @PJ2825
    @PJ2825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I’m just surprised it took until October for him to get it. I expected him to test positive back in March.

    • @chondele
      @chondele 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      PJ2825 It would have been poetic if he got it from his first rally in the summer.

    • @kuzzbillington6392
      @kuzzbillington6392 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm surprised you are so quick to believe it

    • @Blackkey034
      @Blackkey034 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dpnt u think its suspicious?

    • @Wrkumlin
      @Wrkumlin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      MatchesMalone Considering that every president that has had a major health issue, during his campaign or presidency, has seen a jump in sympathy votes and popularity. I wouldn’t put it past him to try this pathetic attempt for attention.

    • @PJ2825
      @PJ2825 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bill K given that the economy ALWAYS tanks immediately after a sitting president is seriously ill leads me to believe it is true, for now at least. That’s literally the only thing he cares about is our economy, I doubt he’d purposefully tank it.

  • @riptide2054
    @riptide2054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    “He’s gonna do this when he loses the election, isn’t he?”
    Me, watching this in mid-November: “oh you have no idea"

    • @KaribeCuebas
      @KaribeCuebas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I know right, me too!

    • @christiecrawford1653
      @christiecrawford1653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes!!! Lol

    • @ParzTheDon
      @ParzTheDon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you guys miss at 8:00 in this video when he was showing how Obama was coaching a bunch of the poll workers how to go about the fraud lol

    • @KathyHussey063
      @KathyHussey063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ParzTheDon So, you hear a man tell some poll workers it's great that they stepped up to get involved in our Democracy, (because the government, your government headed up by DJ Trump, was actively advertising the huge need to hire new poll workers nationwide, because so many of the ones who'd done those jobs previously were older Americans and many had QUIT those part time jobs due to the danger of getting covid19 if they kept the job this year. Few new poll workers would've been needed if DJT had done his job and let his own epidemiologists do their jobs to contain the virus when there were only 15 cases in March 2020. Now it's still raging out of control mostly because your guy failed to make the right decisions to protect 331 million American lives because he was more worried about protecting his stocks' values. He added more fire to it's flames then by refusing to wear a mask and be a true leader and LEAD by example, stressing the importance of everyone wearing masks as much as possible when around others, although HE KNEW FULL WELL this virus was far more deadly than the normal flu and more highly contagious die to it's airborne transmission path.
      YOUR brain watched Obama tell those newly hired poll workers that Democracy only works when we all get involved and you translated those words into that he was telling them to commit fraud? That's a nutty brain you have there.
      In contrast, the orange monkey's OWN MOUTH says outloud all the time what crimes he is committing and you choose not to hear that, don't you? From podiums everywhere, you can regularly hear him actually TELLING PEOPLE HOW TO LIE AND CHEAT FOR HIM, how if he could "stop the post office from delivering ballots", he could win, or how if the Secretary of State in Georgia or Michigan would just disregard the law & just ignore their lawful obligations & throw the stat's electoral votes to him, then he could win, inviting Michigan's election board to the White House, blatantly trying to get them to commit criminal acts for him ? Guess you conveniently miss all his obvious, not even hidden criminal acts huh? ...
      Guess you missed Trump stating how he & Kim Jung Un, the dictator of North Korea "fell in love". He "fell in love" with a man who murdered his own brother & starves his own people intentionally, so they'll stay too weak to ever revolt on him. Donnie stopped joint military exercises with South Korea, our SWORN ALLIES who our entire military fought WITH against North Korea for many years, (as they were maimed, tortured, put through hell and thousands died) to keep North Korea from invading & taking over South Korea. Your guy, DJTWEETY TRUMP gave up the show of our military presence there with NO CONCESSIONS, nothing in return from Kim Jung Un.
      Hmmm... Why would he give that up & get zero in return ? I'll tell you why ; because Kim Jung Un was smart, unlike your king Donnie, so he knew if he pretended to like Donnie, if he complimented him a little that he's so easily manipulated, so conceited & dying for approval that's all he needed to do to out negotiate him. If anyone acts like they like Donnie, he'd give them the nuclear codes. Now, instead of Donald stopping him from finishing developing their nuclear arsenal, he's allowed Kim to get much further along in their nuclear bomb program. Thanks to Donnie's great love for Kim he gave away the WORLD'S safety because Kim acted like he liked Donnie for 2 days !
      And you think Obama encouraging poll workers who had stepped up to do this thankless job in the middle of a pandemic (when the nation's government had a hard time filling those jobs BECAUSE OF A PANDEMIC that your orange monkey refused to do anything to keep out of our country or to contain once he knew it had hit here) is a conspiracy to you so that you twist his words to mean a stupid lie? You're blinding yourself intentionally to the evil Trump is and always has been.

    • @jordanschlansky4093
      @jordanschlansky4093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ParzTheDon You really do see whatever you want to see, don't you?

  • @isaiah-ek4xb
    @isaiah-ek4xb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    The word “October” has lost all meaning.

    • @howardcohen6817
      @howardcohen6817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well, yeah, but that was a long time ago. OCTober should be our eighth month as SEPTember our seventh, NOVember our ninth and DECember our 10th. This is mainly why I hate the Ceasers (not only because of their dressings) who made it very difficult to teach kids the meaning of prefixes by inserting their names in the system so irreverently.

    • @ahoymate5059
      @ahoymate5059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Can you believe it?!!

    • @sundaywasabi
      @sundaywasabi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@howardcohen6817 Thank you for that.

    • @roigrose5045
      @roigrose5045 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Network news has lost all meaning.

    • @The482075
      @The482075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ahoymate5059 Damn it, I forgot to wake up Green Day!

  • @dibyaranasaharoy2196
    @dibyaranasaharoy2196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Who would've thought that getting COVID is a great way to weasel out of a debate!?!

  • @Kelz_X
    @Kelz_X 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    “I saw that Trump. I saw ALL OF IT”
    - *Karma*
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @juliaward2079
      @juliaward2079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That’s probably on me i was rooting for karma the whole time 😊

    • @pomegranate1771
      @pomegranate1771 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Julia Ward oh... brother ....

    • @PDCConstruction-pi1rd
      @PDCConstruction-pi1rd 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      IT'S CALLED SCIENCE. IF YOU ARE EXPOSED TO THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE AT SUPER SPREADER RALLIES AND DON'T WEAR A MASK YOUR CHANCES OF CATCHING THE VIRUS INCREASE EXPONENTIALLY.
      KARMA IS A CREDIT REPORTING COMPANY.

    • @juliaward2079
      @juliaward2079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      PDC Construction science is evil magic! Obviously someone must have infected him on purpose, clearly the only way this could have happened 😆

    • @VincentNguyen07
      @VincentNguyen07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PDC Construction it is the law of causality

  • @Sowar
    @Sowar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Turns out he's the number one spreader of lots of things!

  • @carolnikitaides1955
    @carolnikitaides1955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    How about asking her directly "What exactly does 'Proud Boys, stand down and stand by ' mean?" And follow up with "how does that statement qualify as denouncing the proud boys or white supremist in any and all forms?"

  • @douglasmckinley-sr1507
    @douglasmckinley-sr1507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Saw this somewhere else. Debating Trump is like playing Chess with a pigeon. The pigeon knocks over all the pieces; craps all over the board; then struts around like he won.

    • @ayeone1822
      @ayeone1822 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @hipster898
    @hipster898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    They act like we wasn’t gonna make it till October 😭😭😭

    • @alwaysmarcy9428
      @alwaysmarcy9428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why would he Miss October this is going to be a month to remember. Get ready, it's coming, nothing can stop it Q

    • @ito-kun7640
      @ito-kun7640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      no one thought we would

    • @jzthompson9598
      @jzthompson9598 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ito-kun7640 Absolutely. And we're wondering if we'll make it to New Year's Eve.

  • @footballtime5474
    @footballtime5474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Karma is undefeated.

    • @misslanapford9169
      @misslanapford9169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      U might want to ask my ex about that...

  • @arjun4171
    @arjun4171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    My favriote part was when it said October first can u believe it

    • @mav01
      @mav01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Dude it's October first can you believe it??!???!!!???!????🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

    • @riolizsh
      @riolizsh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      is so annoying, can you believe it ?

    • @JordanAfifi
      @JordanAfifi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rioliz Sh I really can’t believe it man had me on the verge of clicking off the vid

    • @sidharthguleria4618
      @sidharthguleria4618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's 2nd of October today and it's Mahatma Gandhi jayanti (Birthday).

    • @NOMAD-qp3dd
      @NOMAD-qp3dd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If there's any proof that virtually all media is owned by The Sinclair Group Rupert Murdoch it's crap like that,
      "October 1st can you believe it?!?"
      FOX newz IS the "MSM"
      Trump Supporters:
      YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

  • @EddValdez
    @EddValdez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    whoever wrote that Roberts has "no more Fox left to give" deserves a raise

    • @kimbow
      @kimbow 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jonas Mb If you "don't give a f*ck" or have "no more f*cks to give", it means you don't care. :) Plus to be more "Fox" is usually to pander to Trump's lies and his white supremecist agenda, so it also means no longer care about pandering to Trump. :)

    • @dominickwillis3432
      @dominickwillis3432 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jonas Michael Barbosa The phrase is normally "no more Fu*k left to give." But since he works for Fox News, the writer switched it up.

  • @saulmontoyajr.9808
    @saulmontoyajr.9808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    “He has no fox left to give” that was funny 😆 good play on words.

  • @windmillcancersurvivorwind6746
    @windmillcancersurvivorwind6746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Our dear leader just test positive for COVID 19
    Some poetic justice 😃

    • @leftisttears2440
      @leftisttears2440 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol hes fine, proof the china virus is blown out of proportion by the mainstream media.

  • @slimesannn
    @slimesannn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    He's covid positive rn and is walking towards the light

    • @y3ee3e
      @y3ee3e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      inshallah

    • @Madeviets
      @Madeviets 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      U think Sb 145 is good and Biden taken millions from Russia

    • @dannyrauh8
      @dannyrauh8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      can’t wait to do the WAP dance on his grave

    • @y3ee3e
      @y3ee3e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dannyrauh8 I'll join you hahahhaa

    • @Madeviets
      @Madeviets 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Danny Rauh u think CARDI b is a good influence to kids ?

  • @pro-gamer7391
    @pro-gamer7391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    And he just announced he has Coronavirus too... 😳

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Trump lies.
      "Bone spurs."
      "Supreme health!"
      And now: "I have the Corona, I can't come out to talk with Joe."

    • @emmarose3010
      @emmarose3010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Best headline I saw in almost 4 years

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@emmarose3010 impeached was better for our system of justice.
      I worry that the brain fog symptom will go undetected in Trump.

    • @alwayshangry3597
      @alwayshangry3597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think he just made it up so that he can say that ‘see? I got it and im fine! Covid is just a flu’ .

  • @theimpendingdoom
    @theimpendingdoom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "He has no more Fox to give." Gold!

  • @catastropheoverclock
    @catastropheoverclock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "don't over do it when you denounce white supremacism" 🤣

  • @chondele
    @chondele 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I don’t like wishing misfortune on people but it’s incredible poetic karma that he now has COVID-19 thanks to those rallies.

    • @Allthebest1010
      @Allthebest1010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If it's not "a hoax" - honestly I wouldn't put it past. What would that mean for Hydroxy-cholorquine that he "takes" every day. nonsense. Trump needs to get his damn clownery and side-shows out here along with his wife for good.

    • @arneldeleon3060
      @arneldeleon3060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or does he? Lets wait for the people in the whitehouse and GOP senators to deny it or to call it something else.. because that's exactly what they will and they are going to do.

    • @kuzzbillington6392
      @kuzzbillington6392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I believe it's a lie so he can go hide, but if it's not, I'll be the asshole for you: I wish he is no longer with us in two weeks.
      There, that wasn't so hard.

    • @Blackkey034
      @Blackkey034 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How do u know its thx to those rallies? Hes still the president while biden has been locked in a bunker for months

    • @emmarose3010
      @emmarose3010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed!!!

  • @Sapphire-Sky
    @Sapphire-Sky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "The debat" maybe that's Giuliani's code for "I'm really Count Dracula" 🦇 LOL

    • @seanbrown8920
      @seanbrown8920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sapphire 👏🏼👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏼👏🏼👍🏽

    • @Thegreatone100
      @Thegreatone100 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or BATMAN!

    • @za.5476
      @za.5476 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      maybe he was warning ppl about Dumbo testing positive for Covid right before the debate.. those mofo knew.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Fun Fact: "De Bat" is Rudy's Secret Service Codename.

    • @GabrielTravelerVideos
      @GabrielTravelerVideos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And he outed himself. No surprise there.

    • @Arbo3000
      @Arbo3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just a breadcrumb for the Q-Anon psychos

    • @SuperFlawless2010
      @SuperFlawless2010 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Future Man season 2

  • @azurenojito2251
    @azurenojito2251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    John Roberts is an honest journalist and a decent human being. We should all applaud him for taking this position.

    • @f.b.lagent1113
      @f.b.lagent1113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don’t know what answer he’s looking for, President trump basically answered that question as reiterated

    • @Stix_n_Stones
      @Stix_n_Stones 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😆

    • @rayaan6070
      @rayaan6070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@f.b.lagent1113 they need a definitive statement as in "Donald Trump denounces white supremacy" for it to be concrete.

  • @techheaven8132
    @techheaven8132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Doctors asked Trump who he was around recently, he replied: “person, woman. man, camera, tv.” Contact tracing begins.

    • @rushfan1970
      @rushfan1970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😆😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @renee6164
      @renee6164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh ,My Goodness...😂😆😂

    • @calrey
      @calrey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This deserves more likes 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @sanfran4181
      @sanfran4181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😎😎😎😎😎

    • @sanfran4181
      @sanfran4181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kevin, you're killing me with laughter
      😆😆😆😆

  • @normaleighnaughty2928
    @normaleighnaughty2928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Friendly reminder..
    Early voting has started!

    • @ahoymate5059
      @ahoymate5059 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh no way am I going to mail in my ballot. This gal is walking in and voting day of. WOOT!

    • @leftisttears2440
      @leftisttears2440 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah Im not mailing in my ballot. trump 2020 btw.

    • @jacktheiss4085
      @jacktheiss4085 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Merican Minded That's called a dictatorship. You support Trump literally becoming a fascist dictator

    • @brexil4133
      @brexil4133 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jacktheiss4085 Putin?

  • @soccerguy325
    @soccerguy325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    5:04 "Who here has COVID?"
    Answer: Trump

  • @Waynetheexecutor
    @Waynetheexecutor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    It is what it is - Trump 😂

    • @johnO21
      @johnO21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      chloroquine failed😆

    • @CentralAviation
      @CentralAviation 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cuomo failed

    • @Bunkerdwarfputin
      @Bunkerdwarfputin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "I really don't care. Do you?"
      -Melania Trump's coat
      😂😂😂

  • @hunterkiller1440
    @hunterkiller1440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    "Reality can be whatever I want." - Donald J. Trump.

    • @a.v.7199
      @a.v.7199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      he did not say that. He is the most horrible person but he did not say that.

    • @thelovelymissjones
      @thelovelymissjones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes. He did.

    • @CorvusCorax.
      @CorvusCorax. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I searched for it. Nothing. But he's stll an asshole lol

    • @417Owsy
      @417Owsy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@CorvusCorax. its a quote from avengers infinity war but he actually said something along those lines like "i can do whatever i want"

    • @Shasha-yg1mm
      @Shasha-yg1mm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@a.v.7199 No he definitely answered that he denounces "That." Not White Supremacy but "That."

  • @quinnjackson2514
    @quinnjackson2514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Kimmel: “Who here has Covid”
    CNN 2 hours later: “Trump Tests Positive for Covid 19)

    • @CorvusCorax.
      @CorvusCorax. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pity he didn't ask "Who here is dead"

    • @linda1lee2
      @linda1lee2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Dawn-Marie Langlois Media and especially CNN was guilty of having paid GOP apologist commentators to appear neutral by having one on each side. That doesn't work when one side is more truthful and the other lies and obfuscates.

    • @quinnjackson2514
      @quinnjackson2514 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Elizabath Middlewood disgusting person. He’s so bad. Democracy took him down though!

  • @atharvaakulkarnii
    @atharvaakulkarnii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    Who's here after trump got corona virus

    • @bt5728
      @bt5728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      pompoo barr michel

    • @kathryndodd9487
      @kathryndodd9487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      God works!

    • @kathryndodd9487
      @kathryndodd9487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wear a mask

    • @emmarose3010
      @emmarose3010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Best Trump headline EVER so far...

    • @lynntaylor9681
      @lynntaylor9681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I am. I'm surprised he didn't get it sooner since he thought it was
      a good idea to go to rallies without wearing a mask. What a idiot.

  • @SambeetMohapatra22
    @SambeetMohapatra22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    What an amazing twist to the 2020 season finale . Episode Name : It is What it is !!

  • @lifeisstillgoingon6906
    @lifeisstillgoingon6906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "The debat!"
    I died laughing XD

  • @neisanland2503
    @neisanland2503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    “Don't be afraid, says the guy with a team of a dozen doctors, access to experimental treatments that no one else gets, a four room hospital suite, who lives in a house with top doctors on site 24/7.
    All of which is provided to him for free because he refuses to pay taxes.“
    Chris Murphy

    • @leftisttears2440
      @leftisttears2440 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      he doesn't refuse to pay taxes he's just smarter than the average american. and lets not overlook the fact that he's made 0$ off his presidency and obama's made over 2,000,000 from his.

    • @frankrodriguezit
      @frankrodriguezit 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So true, I wouldn’t be afraid of contracting the Covid19 virus of I had all the same resources this Tyrant has

    • @leftisttears2440
      @leftisttears2440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@frankrodriguezit *sad socialist noises*

    • @nibsin
      @nibsin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr

  • @andrewmastin4312
    @andrewmastin4312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    A “debat” is when you remove the bats from your belfry. Rudy needs one desperately.

    • @joey76611
      @joey76611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂

    • @penelopeelayne9157
      @penelopeelayne9157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or maybe he's speaking danish ^^ But likely not xD

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      from his belfREEEEEEEEE

    • @SmugSuspenders
      @SmugSuspenders 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@penelopeelayne9157 Are you Danish? 🙂

    • @zamhobby9662
      @zamhobby9662 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn't know he can speak malay "debat" is actually mean debate in malay language.....it's so funny...

  • @highlandhousestudio6638
    @highlandhousestudio6638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    He's the Number 1 Spreader of Coronavirus now!!

  • @alexandrakyek412
    @alexandrakyek412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    How ironic that only a few hours after this went on air, he announced he has covid. I can not wait to see your next monologue

  • @anike6982
    @anike6982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Donald trump has tested positive for COVID 19

    • @world2368
      @world2368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rip in advance

  • @jamesford2724
    @jamesford2724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "Why would I follow rules when I can just win by yelling over my opponent instead?"

  • @hudson5610
    @hudson5610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    All the republicans supporting Trump and think this is a hoax should all take a cruise somewhere.

    • @chrisseaton9396
      @chrisseaton9396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You should see a grammar teacher

    • @hdcontents6688
      @hdcontents6688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      chris seaton You should see where ur sister is.

    • @GavinsHere
      @GavinsHere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Says the liberal who humps jimmy tumbled legs

    • @hudson5610
      @hudson5610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Kaiser Wilhelm No, Grand Cayman would be too nice for them (lol)

    • @leaflight7903
      @leaflight7903 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or maybe we all should get a portal and go to anime world...

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That pizza guy will insult you for free, though.

  • @Leo-dk8tv
    @Leo-dk8tv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    He got corona now 💀💀💀 after he bullied joe for wearing a face mask

    • @aproxamillionwasps474
      @aproxamillionwasps474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      And called Covid a hoax 😂

    • @y3ee3e
      @y3ee3e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I'm gonna dance on the streets what a beautiful day hahhahaa

    • @dollyshaw8493
      @dollyshaw8493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Nothing a strong dose of bleach wouldn't cure...

    • @ralphmixx6346
      @ralphmixx6346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He should be administered his own prescription, clorox

    • @PDCConstruction-pi1rd
      @PDCConstruction-pi1rd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Julia Sutton IT'S CALLED SCIENCE. IF YOU ARE EXPOSED TO THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE AT SUPER SPREADER RALLIES AND DON'T WEAR A MASK YOUR CHANCES OF CATCHING THE VIRUS INCREASE EXPONENTIALLY.
      KARMA IS A CREDIT REPORTING COMPANY.

  • @a_leis7
    @a_leis7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    Who’s here after he just tested positive 😂

    • @waryaawariiri1812
      @waryaawariiri1812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      An October surprise as ever one was!

    • @a_spire
      @a_spire 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hope he stays positive and recovers 😦

    • @HunterEQGtribute
      @HunterEQGtribute 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I sure am!!!! Trump is getting what he friggin deserves

    • @bungeechord1
      @bungeechord1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yup

    • @damilolaowolabi6716
      @damilolaowolabi6716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HunterEQGtribute no one deserves to have the deadly virus bro. Not even Trump

  • @jasonfaulkner8644
    @jasonfaulkner8644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jimmy, Jimmy, James, John, Stephen, Seth, Sam, Conan, Trevor ... others ... love you all, thanks for keeping it light, and huge thanks for reminding us that this all that 2016-2020 is NOT NORMAL. Comedians have done more than almost any politician in educating the public about right and wrong, moral and immoral. Thank you. Comedy opens the mind.

  • @davidnissim589
    @davidnissim589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    "He has no more Fox left to give" is the best pun I've heard in a while. And puns aren't even good.

  • @LifeofEbb
    @LifeofEbb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    That ain't the only thing he's spreading now *cough cough*

  • @professorsnape4228
    @professorsnape4228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Who's here after Donald J. Trump is Tested Positive

    • @lemockedeborgdio5718
      @lemockedeborgdio5718 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      On Thursday afternoon, President Trump claimed that he had won this week’s debate against former Vice President Joseph R. Biden Jr., then veered into complaining about how the Commission on Presidential Debates might change procedures for their next event to avoid him repeatedly talking over his opponent again.
      “Why would I allow the debate commission to change the rules for the second and third debates when I easily won last time?” Mr. Trump tweeted, raising the prospect that he might not go ahead with their second scheduled debate.
      A short time later, his political advisers devoted a 20-minute campaign call with reporters to denouncing commission members by name and accusing them of “bias.” The advisers insisted that Mr. Trump would take part in future debates, but the complaining hardly exuded confidence.
      A day earlier, Mr. Trump was insisting, too, that he was being denied his due for his chaotic and widely panned debate performance. At a campaign rally that night in Duluth, Minn., he also complained that he had not received sufficient media coverage for nominations for the Nobel Peace Prize.
      There is nothing wrong with that buffoon, he is just changing the headlines.

  • @yotube1ful
    @yotube1ful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    He not only misinforms, misspeaks. He misthinks

  • @andrewabril4481
    @andrewabril4481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hope everyone is doing okay, sending love to the USA

  • @oeunouch
    @oeunouch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "If 2020 couldn't get anymore 2020'er" ~ Everybody!!

  • @cidb.212
    @cidb.212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    DJT: The Misleader of the Free World. Now that's a title for him I can get behind.

  • @bheeshmayo8354
    @bheeshmayo8354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    He has no more "FOX" left to give 😂😂😂😂

  • @angies9843
    @angies9843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Trump knows how to treat himself. He knows many methods treating COVID, such as drink Lysol, inject Clorox lol

    • @deannedflrocks5337
      @deannedflrocks5337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hope he knows hes hated and desrves it.

    • @417Owsy
      @417Owsy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      you had me in the first half

    • @firestream93
      @firestream93 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Liberals heads are exploding because the virus didn't take Trump out, like they were hoping!

    • @myeung6666
      @myeung6666 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@firestream93 The night is young. give it some time. Karma will work

  • @PartyRaccoon
    @PartyRaccoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Lie long enough and eventually you'll believe yourself.”
    ― Ahmed Mostafa

  • @fantomp1773
    @fantomp1773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Now he’s the no. 1 spreader of something else...

  • @jeffdenario900
    @jeffdenario900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    A day after trump made fun of Biden for wearing a mask all the time he got covid 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 karma at its finest

    • @brexil4133
      @brexil4133 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty sure he faking it

  • @M4RCO25
    @M4RCO25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Now he has the virus 😂

    • @y3ee3e
      @y3ee3e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      hahahhaah love it

    • @Cod4Wii
      @Cod4Wii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "It is what it is"

    • @JT26blue
      @JT26blue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He shouldn't worry. It will disappear soon like a miracle!

    • @M4RCO25
      @M4RCO25 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      JT26blue well...... everyone isn’t immune to the virus so who knows 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Does he now?
      He used this exact bullshit to dodge 'nam.

  • @Adam-gy3tw
    @Adam-gy3tw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I like presidents who don’t get caught......by Covid.

  • @African.empress
    @African.empress 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Did he say Donald "Juniper" Trump? 🤣🤣

  • @joannawilson8523
    @joannawilson8523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you Jimmy, for making us laugh during this horrible time in our country. 😘

  • @ThePrestoul
    @ThePrestoul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Best news in 4 years - Trump tested positive. Rejoice my friends.

    • @ThePrestoul
      @ThePrestoul 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @James Broms deported? Lol. Wake up kiddo.

    • @jorgelujlrcn
      @jorgelujlrcn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @James Broms You Trump supporters are all the same: when someone talks about your boo you resort to racism and bigotry. Take the L lmao

  • @ashleymcgaha5794
    @ashleymcgaha5794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    If he refuses to leave we'll send The Rock in to drag him out

    • @fukc26
      @fukc26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jd Brunette why do you guys want to go 0-2 so bad?

    • @valerielewis9628
      @valerielewis9628 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hé is a good président y Will notice that one Day

    • @mvaro1241
      @mvaro1241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rock is bullet proof

    • @leftisttears2440
      @leftisttears2440 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dwayne "the paid actor" Johnson.

  • @J.M.-nb4gw
    @J.M.-nb4gw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    JK "Anyway, who here has the COVID? High 5!"
    Trump: "I do, I do!"

  • @hazeljohnson3245
    @hazeljohnson3245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Now he has Covid. Hope he can finally realize how serious it is.

    • @Sargethe1st
      @Sargethe1st 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hazel johnson , yeah we wish but since he is void of empathy, watch him spin this and wreak even more havoc. Covid needs to smack them hard so they can have a rude awakening.

    • @marcellalogwood8368
      @marcellalogwood8368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hazel johnson he didn’t, the cocktail drug have him thinking he’s Superman.

    • @leftisttears2440
      @leftisttears2440 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol hes fine, proof the china virus is blown out of proportion by the mainstream media.

  • @nilgiridreaming
    @nilgiridreaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just watched Billy - baby born with heart issues - so now I know the rightness of Obamacare. God bless you, Jimmy, for your focus on what matters... Yes, Americans, take care of each other. Lead with your hearts, and I pray all Aussies do the same thing in a changing and often scary world...

  • @MovieGuy808
    @MovieGuy808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Trump mocks Biden for wearing a mask during the debate then gets infected the next day. 😂

    • @esoccer8689
      @esoccer8689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂

    • @notsodutch
      @notsodutch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      disease ridden obese Florida man tries to infect presidential candidate.

    • @leftisttears2440
      @leftisttears2440 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol hes fine, proof the china virus is blown out of proportion by the mainstream media.

    • @aprilrain1211
      @aprilrain1211 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😆

    • @kevinsozanski
      @kevinsozanski 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hundreds of thousands of complying citizens that wear masks every day get tested positive for Covid. What's ur point?
      As a matter of fact. That's probably the majority, because people that don't wear masks, often don't bother getting tested.

  • @ciaralinville8667
    @ciaralinville8667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    BWAGAGAGA THE IRONY THAT HE HAS IT

  • @briananderson6566
    @briananderson6566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    He just don’t give a fox anymore is what he should’ve said.

    • @jzthompson9598
      @jzthompson9598 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He didn't need to. We both heard it in our heads as soon as he said it. Magic.

  • @keithg1362
    @keithg1362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jimmy, I can always get a good yeah watching your show thanks

  • @n.p.2653
    @n.p.2653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the new set. It is beautiful. Missed you

  • @johnh2052
    @johnh2052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Jimmy makes the joke referring to Trump at his rally: "Anyway, who here has covid? High fives?"
    Even though this joke is made _before_ the announcement that Trump has covid, I bet rightwingers will use it out of context. Wait and see...

    • @hanfbrot
      @hanfbrot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      芙流ケネス german here, speaking for all Germans: we do too

    • @firestream93
      @firestream93 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hanfbrot Most of use see Jimmy Kimmel as a joke!

  • @fromchomleystreet
    @fromchomleystreet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Turns out that’s not the only thing he’s been spreading.

  • @brinicole2999
    @brinicole2999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Lol October, can you believe it?!

  • @rlee1231
    @rlee1231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kudos to John Roberts!! ✊🏽🙌🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @learneraccount5244
    @learneraccount5244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kimmel has such a great personality and is also very funny.

  • @JD_ULTRA_19
    @JD_ULTRA_19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    President Donald Trump just tested positive for coronavirus. October second will never be forgotten.

    • @lyrachle
      @lyrachle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He will probably say that he retested negative and use that to support his claim that testing is not reliable and therefore not necessary

  • @m7floyd
    @m7floyd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Hope Hick's next book title, "How i got the president the virus"!

  • @user-yc9fh6ss1o
    @user-yc9fh6ss1o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Well, that’s how you get out of the debate, Jimmy called it “who has COVID? High five”

  • @krishnaSagar69
    @krishnaSagar69 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That look in the eye statement is 🔥 😂😂😂

  • @JordiVanderwaal
    @JordiVanderwaal 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "our dear misleader" was a great line that deserved more laughs. xD

  • @CB-db1qx
    @CB-db1qx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Dear America: you have some major faults, but we are rooting for the preservations of your Democracy. You are currently being divided, and will be conquered, by a completely unhinged president in the White House. Please vote

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You havent heard?
      Trump tested positive.
      Darwin meets Justice.

  • @br.andonn11
    @br.andonn11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Who’s here after 21 savage dropped Savage mode 2😈🗡🔥

  • @barbaraolson600
    @barbaraolson600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Poor man, Trump does not understand cause and effect, a simple fact but then he is not good with facts.

    • @marknicholls1075
      @marknicholls1075 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're talking about Americans, who only just worked out were in october 😂

  • @Aurcalite
    @Aurcalite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love Guillermo so much! ♥

  • @sarahheri7027
    @sarahheri7027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    HE HAS NO MORE FOX LEFT TO GIVE!!! OMG, I just ugly sobbed with laughter about this!!! and the other news woman - she was SO SPEECHLESS LOL she just didn't know what to say or do anymore, she was just blinking at the camera like - eeeeh... I thought he was one of us?!

  • @swaleyblue5590
    @swaleyblue5590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think the debates should be over zoom so that they can mute him.

    • @swaleyblue5590
      @swaleyblue5590 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @mystery luck that’s weird the comment doesn’t make sound.... how about choosing to not read it... instead of making the decision to.

    • @swaleyblue5590
      @swaleyblue5590 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @mystery luck Never said I didn’t want you to. Just concerned that you can hear comments. Just checking on you is all. A little alarming. Hopefully you’re ok.

  • @DanG1001
    @DanG1001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Did anyone else feel a bunch of people in the “couple or not” segment spelled their names wrong?

  • @powderstone8187
    @powderstone8187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    So hey, all these people that are saying "they wouldn't wish death on anyone" are all against the death penalty, right? And against warfare in general?
    They're all going to vote for a smaller military budget going forward, right? And they're going to vote to end the death penalty? Right?

    • @michaelgeorge595
      @michaelgeorge595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Powder Stone So righteous and a great point!👍

    • @lukefrederiks5906
      @lukefrederiks5906 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree with 90% of what you said.
      One issue. If you want fewer wars, you’re going to need a powerful military. While many people will say that strength invites conflict, so does weakness.
      Ending the death penalty, sure. War is bad, sure. But lowering your arms and accepting the sword-thrust through the gut is hardly the way to go.

    • @finnclark8114
      @finnclark8114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A “smaller military budget” is still many times that of other countries.

  • @the8rbuf
    @the8rbuf 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks, Sinclair Broadcasting! We really need every single TV station to use the exact same script for every word across the US. Can you believe it?

  • @Russpng
    @Russpng 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the Maca-loony name. Keep those comforting words coming Jimmy.

  • @Fackmdq
    @Fackmdq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Anyone thinks that Guillermo's character is just... sad?

    • @jzthompson9598
      @jzthompson9598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Worse than sad. Insulting.

  • @sebastianverano8723
    @sebastianverano8723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Trump just tested positive for covid 19 does this affects him positively or negatively in the outcome

  • @elisaconnolly
    @elisaconnolly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Trump met karma tonight

  • @sorntrash
    @sorntrash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can you imagine answering the same question and the journalist repeating it constantly even tho Trump has denounced white supremacy multiple times. 😒

  • @StEpHyCsAsSy
    @StEpHyCsAsSy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    These games that he hosts honestly make my day loll🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣thanks jimmy 👍🏽👍🏽