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Lol Dylan’s lips slowly turning purple make this 10x funnier. And then when he notices? 💀
Lmao right 🤣🤚
ok so it wasn't just me thinking this . lol
Cause he was drunk didn't you hear what he said
[Old photo] So it's not just me! cool 😆🤣
And his fucking teeth! They're all stained... It's the only thing I can see LMAOO
Ghost: *creeping around*
Dylan: "Don't scare me. I can't jump. I have wine"
Ghost: Understandable, have a nice day.
Underrated comment😂
my favourite line from dylan rn oh my gawd
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Laughed too hard at this
There are NO LIGHTS in these horror movies and it always feels like I'm just looking at MY OWN REFLECTION LMAO
Literally😭💖
The real horror 😅
which is even scarier
@@taylorgreen9929 this reply made me laugh
and he said he brighten it up
the fact that the "scary noises" sound almost exactly the same as a minecraft ghast has me rolling
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
can’t even lie bro i used to be terrified of the ghast noises 💀
@@omw2fybaym nah dw i relate 😭 that shit scary ash when ur a little kid
minecraft is scarier than this movie lol
@@hunnyflash
Especially when a Creeper come at you and you don't react quickly and die.
Losing your stuff...
Terrifing
I laughed way too hard when Dylan said “I turned 30 and became the bully”
Started with 20 for me, but it's a different level with 30 😁
It was “put a cork in it” that killed me, I laughed so hard
@@miahjo Same, I had to pause for a minute
Same lol
dylan being drunk & having purple teeth makes him look like a kid who just ate a lollipop and is high off of the sugar lmao
That’s basically what he is
Most accurate thing in the comments!!
I never knew wine did that 🤷 (I don't drink)
Dylan: “If I named my child tiger, you’re be like that’s a fucking stupid name”
Tiger Woods: I feel attacked
Dude I totally forgot about tiger woods, this had me reeling.
Dude, my brain never separated Tiger from Woods. I just never stopped to realize his first name was Tiger. I always thought, Tiger Woods, never Tiger nor Woods. Mind blown.
"Tiger" is a nickname though not his legal name lol
There is also an Indian actor called Tiger Shroff.
Dylan never misses a chance to highlight the only expensive item he has: the gucci necklace.
EDIT: a necklace that is also broken and held together with tape.
Not anymore RIP
and it isnt even good quality 😭 i have had cheaper precious metal jewellery thats impossible to break. no shade to dylan, i just hate cheap hype brands and he deserves better for his money
"If I found that a camera could kill people, I wouldn't tell people. I'd just go around killing my enemies." This is literally modern day Death Note. Light, that you? 💀
I was thinking the same thing 😆😆
Tbh he's not wrong...LOL. Maybe we are all Light Yagami
I thought the same lol
Doesn't Death Note take place in the modern day?
@@queenmarshmallow8013 Kinda. The main Kira storyline is set in the 2000s, though a few events indirectly related to the main story take place in the 2010s.
Dylan getting progressively drunk to watch a terrible movie is a vibe.
It's hilarious
Love your profile pic!
@@kaylyn2198 thank you! I wish that this Loki wasn't in it for 5 seconds, but enjoyed the series anyway. I wonder how they are going to take loki now that he's an anti-hero.
@@Sarahonwheels all they said was love the profile picture
@@dromeson I know!
"this is a new series called 'night drinking"
all of Dylan's segments are just him allowing himself to live the good life while making a living and honestly? what a power move.
Dylan complaining about the lack of lighting, totally agree, all I can see is my own face 🤣🤣
ig thats supposed to be the scare
Just in case Dylan sees this: use a safety pin to connect and fix the necklace, it’s easy to take off and on.
this needs to be upvoted ssssoooooo much
OMG
EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY IDK WHY HE DIDNT THINK OF IT
YES
came here to comment that!
Him fixing his Gucci necklace with electrical tape is the most Dylan thing he could've done
@aylin alz yep
@aylin alz he got it to just splurge some money, go and watch the shopping spree video with Misoa 😄
poor ppl solutions
When Dylan said "Miss quirky little scarf girl" then the same thing was said in the movie I laughed so much bc once again he predicted a movie
dylan progressively going from drinking out of the glass to chugging straight from the bottle is hilarious
"One thing that needs to happen, is..." *stares in the distance*
"I had a train of thought."
_drinks wine from the bottle like its a baby bottle_
My favorite character development in this video is Dylan going from a glass to straight out the bottle lol
“That dog just gave the best performance of the movie.”
1.1k likes with no reply? Let me fix that for u real quick 💕
I love that dog. What a good-boy/actor. He deserves the world (by doggie perception). If I knew the dog was in the film more, I’d probably watch it and skip to the scenes starring him and the death scenes. And maybe the 100-year-old lady to see if she was creepy
I hate encouraging drinking... but this is way too entertaining to just be a one-time thing, drunk Dylan is the saviour of the horrible 2021 year we've had
17:24 main character blames herself for the death of her dad
side character: " I bet if dad were here he would let u it's not ur fault"
Dylan:" well anyone can tell u it's not ur fault"
this is the best reaction that I have ever seen in my life I don't think I'll be lucky enough to ever see a better reaction than this 😳😂😂
The progression of the winemouth Dylan gets through this is inspiring.
exactly what i was thinking 😂
Lol I'm 13 minutes in and I just noticed it. I was like "why do his teeth look darker than usual?"
Is that wine made of ink though?
@@craftyluna6381 nah red wine does that sometimes. Pretty annoying but it's so good
I was dying, I thought I was crazy lol
Dylan just looks completely exhausted when he's drunk. His eyes are barely open
This is because red wine/champagne uses the skin of red grapes that contain melatonin, and wine (especially red) contains high amount of sugar and when the body consumes sugar the pancreas releases insulin that then makes the blood stream achieve homeostasis. Which is why when one consumes wine they feel veryyy relaxed. Sleepy.& Calm. Compared to if they drink liquor most people get loud and want to move around and dance. Etc :)
@@vanessasantoyo2870 Very interesting...I never knew that. Then again, I don't drink, so I never really had to think about it. I thought it was just Dylan was lol
@@vanessasantoyo2870 the fact that i just understood everything you said makes me feel kinda smart✋🏾💀
@@vanessasantoyo2870 that’s a really cool fact, you learn something new everyday
@@vanessasantoyo2870 Thank you Vanessa
i love how half the planet is freaking out about squid game while dylan is watching polaroid starring riverdale girl
I'm not tipsy, why did watching dylan giggle over "Put a cork in it" leave me under the table
Dylan's teeth slowly turning darker as the video progresses matches the video so well 👁👁
that’s the best part
hi stay! ^^
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P.S stayyyy~
Stay unite 🙌🏼 y’all have good taste in music and videos 🧡
literally I thought I was going crazy. LOL I was like "are his teeth purple???"
I can’t be the only one distracted by Dylan’s purple mouth, right?!
I couldn't stop laughing once I noticed it 😂😂
i am too lol
same lmfao
I was thinking the same thing
Now i can't look away
Dylan: "I wouldn't be like my child looked like a little tiger coming out of that vag" lmfaooo
Wondering if that's how Tiger Woods got his name now...
"What rules are we following....also I don't really care" legit crying from laughter. Drunk Dylan is just as funny as sober Dylan, amazing
love how he still calls every commentary video “commentary monday”
It's part of the experience 😄
It’s a way of life at this point 😂
Soemwhere it's monday
He’s still in denial 😂
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My absolute favorite line:
"We're not here to deal with your past demons. We're here to deal with the camera demons."
First
Genuinely one of my fave vids. Watching Dylan slowly get drunker, stumbling over his words, his hair getting messed up... his teeth and lips getting stained by the wine?? iconic. I love it.
Say Cheese And Die - R.L Stine.
This movie, is literally this book. Just with different scenes and characters and monsters. A character from the book is nicknamed Bird, and he ends up dying of a broken neck on the baseball pitch due to the camera.
“What rules is the demon following?”
“Also I don’t really care”
I relate to this on a spiritual level.
😳😂😂
I must say i love your profile pic
Plot twist: the wine is actually just grape juice and dylan is just convincing himself he’s buzzed
explains the purple mouth… LOL
@@loonatheworldz lol yes
hahaha
dylan drunkenly laughing at his own jokes is way more entertaining that it should be
I literally said the whole movie “Take a picture of the demon. Take a picture of the demon.”
Even when he’s ✨inebriated✨ Dylan still does a good job of picking apart badly written stories and criticizing the acting
Exactly if he's able to still see the flaws when he's also only noticing halfway through the vid his lips are purple then ur movie sucks on a spiritual level
I was the 1k like :)
All movies needs to pass the drunk Dylan test
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Omg “Drunk Dylan Movie Reviews” needs to become a thing, Drunk Dylan is HILARIOUS 😆
@@marinarahal5058 YEA that’s a series that I’d love
I think it’s impossible because the politics of TH-cam :/
@@giovanna4638 You’re probably right :/
@@giovanna4638 The channel RAZZLE does movie commentary and they're drunk in all of them, so maybe it's possible? Or the rules would be different cause Dylan is on camera?
I wouldn't like that, I like his reviews more when his over analytical
7:48 SAME Dylan. I agree. As a girl who was bullied in Highschool, being called "scarf girl" feels more like a compliment than an insult. Just saying, based from experience.
I think everything can be a compliment if your positive and every thing is an attack if your negative and also context.
I absolutely agree. Movies are more fun when they don’t take place in Cali because half of
us do not live there. Also scars are beautiful 100%! Not just you Dylan! Scars have stories and that’s what makes them interesting.
My surgical scars are not nearly as cool as the scar I had from walking drunk in Dallas back to the hotel with a group of coworkers at 2 am. The lighting was spread out too far, and the city has trash cans on the sidewalks. Trash cans that apparently have about 5 inches of metal jutting out into the darkness of night. My Nike golf shirt I’ve had for 10 years was fine; my skin was not.
I also have a cool dimple dead center in my left elbow crease that started forming when I was 5 in the hospital with a kidney infection hooked up to an IV for 2 weeks. I have a ton of medical problems that started around age 10, so the dimple/crater is bigger and shows my juicy vein well. It’s like a target for phlebotomists 😎 I love it. It shows that I’ve been through a lot, and I’m still fighting.
P.S. Human Kindness: I missed the book fair while I was in the hospital. My 1st grade class used parent donations and my teacher’s money and picked out things they thought or knew I would like. They visited me in the hospital (my teacher and all of my classmates), surprising me and bringing balloons and such. It made me so happy and much less afraid. But when I returned to school, they surprised me with gifts from the book fair. My favorite thing was a large Kim Possible poster. I felt overwhelmed and happy (basic little-kid emotions). Mrs. Emerson, wherever you are, I love you so much for your compassion and kind heart!
i live in california and i feel like i see more non-cali movies lol
This movie was filmed in Nova Scotia! 🇨🇦
I'm crying:
Him getting progressively drunk, the teeth turning darker as the movie progresses
It's all immaculate
Yooo fellow STAY👁 sick hyunjin pfp
@@justaudrey3847 omg hiii and thank youuu!!
dylan drinking cheap wine that turns his mouth purple as the video progresses is such a mood
Okay I seriously thought I was going crazy with seeing his mouth turn purple
How you gonna call his wine cheap when he took a whole quiz!? XD
@@brittnianime it's cheap but fun!
@@Tati_ab I KNOW i thought that he mightve put foundation on before the video or something and it mightve smudged off his lips and i found it so funny
This whole movie is basically a Goosebumps plotline with a little bit more chaos
Say Cheese and Die!
*”Oh don’t scare me, I can’t jump. I have wine.”* - Dylan
How can movie commentary mondays be any better?
Dylan: *adds wine*
Result- EPIC
So glad he’s watching this... the fact that he slowly but surely starts slurring is hysterical 😭
I love how somewhere around 12:00 Dylan is so visibly dronk, you can see and hear it clearly 😂
I was about to comment how cool and composed Dylan is even when drunk,
but then I watched till the end and felt relief to know I'm not the only one getting intoxicated easily. :D
Dylan in every commentary: "I have a terrible memory..."
Dylan in this video: "....back in the red room? No, wait...that's a Christian Grey thing."
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It's ingrained in him.
oh I thought it meant it was a Christianity and I was so confused 😳😂😂
this implies drunk dylan has a better memory than sober dylan?
@@lemon-parker omg! I think you're right. Because in the beginning he was like "Isn't that Riverdale girl?" And it was lmao. Its been forever since he did Riverdale...and he remembered.
Drunk Dylan has a better memory 🤣
Dylan questioning his loneliness while drunk is the most relatable thing ever😂
“Look at how lowly that lamp is lit” made me laugh for like 9 minutes 😂
I think Dylan should do maybe another deep dark secrets video while he is drunk. Is it just me or is someone else with me?
Dylan's lips, teeth, and tongue should have their own "50 shades of grape" trilogy.
Underated comment😂
I'd like to thank Bright Cellars for giving us one of the best movie commentaries EVER! Drunk Dylan is the best!
Dyan being tipsy 3 minutes into the video is the most on brand thing I've seen all week
I just loved seeing Dylan's progression from being alright to tipsy. He is so hilarious lol
At least the dog survived and that's all that matters, after Dylan doing this commentary drunk lmao.
"if i found out my camera could kill people, id just go around taking pictures of my enemies" okay budget light yagami
Wait this comment omfg
“Budget”? Polaroid film is expensive, and that’s the big kind. Light just has to scribble down a name real quick. If he had that “doctors’ handwriting” tho 😂 Imagine all the accidental deaths trying to get the right person bc the writing was unintelligible
stoopppp!!!!! is so true though, didn't think of that
Hey, name twin 👋
@@katjosephperez8772 to be fair, its a magic polaroid camera it probably doesnt run out
My favourite line is “am I even making sense? Or am I just talking”
"I'm not afraid…..maybe because i'm half drunk?
-Dylan 2021
dylan with slightly red tinted lips and teeth just looks like a twillight character
He aspires to be one of them 😂
Because he’s so pale 😂
petition for Dylan to watch a GOOD horror movie so he is absolutely terrifying when watching
The paranormal activity series he was terrified watching the first one
Midsommar! That was a traumatising movie 👀
Evid dead (2013) is a good one, but he may be grossed more than scared now that I think about it 😭😭🤨
Hereditary 👀
Shutter 👀
we love Drunk Dylan. he's like that one aunt who sass insult you in family gatherings lol
This was fun, Dylan. Adding alcohol was a good idea lmao
Would be fun for you to do the movie Shutter as comparison, the original Thai horror movie from 2004 also about creepy photographs
"Why does inebriated have a sexual connotation to me?"
Sounds like someone enjoyed their 20s.
im so happy this came out on monday! perfect timing dylan
Its Monday there?
@@Lisanner3x shhh don't blow our little bubble 🤫
@@Lisanner3x whenever Dylan uploads Monday Movie Commentary the day immediately becomes Monday 😂😂😂
Monday arguably the worst, yet best day of the week.
@@brokenguardianangel8575 its Wednesday here lmao
Dylan's Gucci necklace breaks again.
Dylan: I'm too tipsy to give a shit
Also Dylan: *puts on replacement necklace*
Just wanted to say that your editing is *mwah* chef's kiss. One thing that always stands out to me is how you overlap the sound from the next bit with the frame from the previous shot (like at 26:43) and it's so good! Love ya, Dylan!
"Am I making sense or am I just talking" is such a mood
“I’d just go around taking photos of my enemies”
Dylan, your Light Yagami is slipping out 🤣
I feel like he would love death note, honestly
Yo. I thought the exact same thing when ge said that. 😂
“am i making sense or am i just talking?” is one of the many relatable sentences here lmao
Dylans bright white teeth slowly wine staining through out this video is so adorable.
As a small, thin woman with an alocohol tolerance of about zero, it makes me weirdly happy to know that Dylan (a tall ass man) can drink about as much as me before getting tispy/drunk 😂
“So if you didn’t think I took Hush seriously enough…oh boy… you might not like this either” 😂😂 dead straight up 👏👏the sass 🙌🙌
The Gucci necklace: breaks
Dylan: I’m too tipsy to give a shit
Also Dylan: puts another necklace on
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While I agree that this movie was a little too dark at times, you figure out later why it gets dark when the camera demon comes. It has to do with film photography - light and heat affect the development of the image. So it ends up making sense that way.
Anyone think Dylan’s commentary is more talkative when he’s drinking?
Yesssss lol
Yes and I love it!
Dylan : People in hollywood think that only californian life is representative of everyone's experience
The rest of the world watching american movies : 👁👄👁
i find it so funny that dylan starts new series with no intention of doing another video to be a part of the series
Dylan’s lips and teeth turning purple is making me laugh so hard.
wholesomely ending the video with a drunken “i love you, toodles” was funnier to me than it should’ve been
When Dy,lan said “Its horrible already… I love it!” I felt that
2:13 When I saw that Dylan had Itaewon Class, Abyss and My Holo Love on "My List," I literally yelled "Thats right Dylan!"
hahahah i noticed that too and let out a shriek ! I only hope he watches them in korean and not dubbed lmao
The "I love you" at the end was adorable 😂 Drunk Dylan is my favourite Dylan!
“We’re not here to deal with your past demons, we’re here to deal with the camera demons” 😂
Haven’t watched the video yet BUT I was an extra on the set of Polaroid in the scene where they burn the picture and it was so fun to be a part of. Was filmed in my old high school during Easter break so it was great to be there and fuck around
OMG that’s so coolllll
Awesome!!
So you met Samantha Logan?!
So the snow was real?
@@rahbeeuh very real, it was in Canada during March haha
Dylan being drunk while watching a non scary horror movie is a different mood I never thought I was able to see.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I think we all could use more drunk Dylan videos! This made my whole week
Dylan would love Death Note lol. "I wouldn't tell anyone. I'd just go around taking pictures of my enemies"
It’d be awesome seeing him dissect the series. He might actually like it, too!
Waiting for the day Dylan just *makes* a horror movie instead of criticizing horrible ones.
he's having enough trouble trying to write a book idk if a script would be any better lol
He needs to finish his book first lol
He needs to finish the book first 🤣😂
Plot twist, his book is a horror script
We wanna laugh, not get horrorized ( that word exist, rigth? I feel drunk after the video, that wine is fucking good)
Me: *thinking Dylan is already hot*
Dylan: *gets super drunk*
Me: *falls in love even more* 😏
I have been dealing with depression but thank
You Dylan! Thank you for making me laugh so hard that I really forget about everything!
🥰
I like tipsy Dylan, he's funny and adorable, the way he slurs his words and gets all sleepy. it's cute 😊
The guy could barely keep his head straight-
He has a girlfriend 😤🙄🤨
@@kaliyahrodriguez5779 and???
@@kaliyahrodriguez5779 who’s his gf?
He is married to Da'Naia Broadus and they have two kids, I THINK! thats what google said idk
I like how Dylan’s entire mouth gets progressively more wine-stained throughout the video
20 seconds into the video and I know I’m gonna love this series already 😂😂
My new favourite series. Intoxicated Dylan is too much fun.
I’m living for Dylan’s ear-to-ear smile at every single jumpscare/death/transition. It perfectly encaptures the vibe of someone saying “that’s cute” 😂😂
I aspire to achieve that level of humbleness, Dylan.
loosey goosey. man i love coming back to rewatch his old videos😂
Drunk Dylan is fun, this was a good time. Also the necklace falling off was pretty funny.