I love that he reminded me of that vine where a person scared a lady and she immediately says “fuck u” and thats what Dylan did too right after that (getting scared)
The 'Rock'-Part is actually accurate to the german tale where the wolf is not really killed but only cut open to free Red Riding Hood and the Grandmother, so they fill the belly of the wolf with stones (after they climb out) and sew it shut. After the wolf wakes up he's thirsty and when he goes to the river (oder a lake), to drink he falls into the river/lake and drowns. Funny they chose this detail for the adapation.
Annika Röhner Fr tho, as a child I didn’t realized how brutal all their stories were! Now that I’m older I always forget that non-German people (idk if their stories were successful outside it?) don’t know the stories and are weirded out by it a bit more haha
@@lania0637 As an American, I felt the same way you did about red riding hood, but that's the only one I remember reading first. Having grown up with Disney version of little mermaid, just hearing about the German version was nightmare fuel. Though that could be due to me not liking horror.
Aurelia Bachmeier Ehrlich.. ich bin Erzieherin und in der Ausbildung haben wir über Märchen geredet und welche tatsächlich Kinder-approved sind 🤗 die meisten originalen Versionen der Märchen sind Next Level krass 😶
Omg I just Googled and found out that the boyfriend auditioned for Edward and the director preferred him but Stephanie Meyer had the final choice. Director still liked him so much that she chose him for this film L M A O
@k Humor oh 100%....robert pattinson doesn't deserve the shit he gets for twilight. he was the one good part of the franchise and he did the best he could with what he was given lmao
That’s not true most women didn’t have their first until they were around 18-20 (sometimes a bit earlier or a bit later) back then. They lived a relatively long life (if you survived past infancy). Check it yourself look up women you know from history and find their first child and subtract, most of the time they were 18 or 19. Notable exception was Margaret Beaufort (she was either 13 or 16 depending on when she was actually born) and that was considered notable back then. Teen pregnancy is very high risk and they knew it then so it was rare to have kids much earlier than 17 and I found most women were between 18-20.
@@Wwdancwe690 and poor Margaret Beaufort basically had her reproductive system destroyed in the process. It's a miracle she and Henry both survived the birth, but she never had any more children and I'm not sure she ever even managed to conceive again.
Or that he got a last minute priest costume from Party City before having to attend a Halloween party and walks in with just the shirt and like blue jeans.
Yeah I think the general premise on it isn't terrible but everything about how it was brought oblige is just terrible! From the script to post production it's just terrible!
@@localweeb2924 Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, great if you thought it was really well done. Everyone's opinion is valid including yours and ours. I didn't think it was well done because the acting specifically in the more serious scenes was not convincing, there was a lack of appropriate emotion conveyed, in fact I felt that in most of the movie the acting wasn't successful. I also thought that the music placement like Dylan said wasn't done well, scary music during times that shouldn't be scary can present a conflicting tone which confuses the audience about what to expect. That's just a couple of the many reasons why I think the movie could have been better but I think Dylan pretty much explains why he doesn't think it was successful in its portrayal either in this video.
Aparently no or else he would told it to her. This guy is really forgetful... maybe too much! I mean, if i was stabed by a guy that i likes i'll be angry! I wouldn't punch him cause i'm not strong but i would desire to do it.
Also if he was stabbed in the stomach how was he able to nick down a door, fight, and still leave with her with out passing out from blood loss. I know adrenaline is a thing but it can’t be that strong and it doesn’t last that long either
When I watched this originally, I immediately knew the bad boy wasn't the wolf. Not just because the movie kept trying to make you think it's him so it's obviously a red herring, but because his name is Peter. As in Peter and the Wolf.
I saw him in a different thing and then I watched twilight and then I saw the other thing again like years later and was like: where do I know him from? Ohhhh... he's-the-dude-from-twilight
Crap movie that somehow drew in some great actors... and even they struggled with the damn writing. I really wanted her to tell her dad, "Yeah, sounds good. Bite me. Let's wreck this place."
I think this good actors thought the same i did, this could be a good movie but if is little more serious and dirty like more a suspense or a thriller. Yeah as i comment you say it 10:48
I mean I care when a relative I don't know dies because my parents cared and I'm sad that they lost someone they care about. Don't know why you felt the need to make a shitty joke about one of your parents losing a sibling in real life on a video about a bad werewolf movie.
@@oMuStiiA If the parents didn't care enough about their sibling to tell their children until their sibling died, then why the fuck would the child care? It's a literal random stranger.
@@kalelbutler4147 that's the reason why SHE didn't think anything was wrong - audience and writers however are free to notice that little, rather uncomfortable detail
I thought that happened in this movie and was so excited to see Dylan's reaction and when it didn't got so confused. Your comment made me realise that's where I remembered it from, such a good version of the story.
Did anyone realize that they made a reference to the original red riding Hood story and when the father impersonated the grandma in the end 'the grandma' is actually the food she is eating
He was wearing "Sheep clothing" during the festival. That was the clue. A wolf in sheep clothings. Thats it. Movie still whack... which makes for amazing content lol
YESSSS OH MY GODDDDD that song was literally stuck in my head foreverrrrr Great now imma be singing it all day tomm😂 IMAGINE IF DYLAN REACTED TO THE FIRST EPISODE OF THE WITCHERRRR!!
And I’ve cream. I’m in a depressed faze rn and I’ve eaten gelato, a Belgian waffle, two Belgian snickers and a white chocolate thingy. But I’m gonna workout and I’ve drank a lot of water, so it’s ok. No it’s not😞
1. He killed the grandma and put her in the soup 2. He was disrespected because his wife treated him badly since she never loved him but the whole village knew 3. By richer hunting grounds he meant that there's more people to eat in the cities
I had never heard the phrase “all sorrows are less with bread” be used outside of Mexican/Hispanic culture. My family uses it all the time and we are given bread when we are scared or sad.... Which might explain why we are all chubby 🤷🏻♀️ lol
The stuffing the dad with rocks was a nod to a short fable about a wolf who swallowed these goat children and he passed out. The mother goat came home to find all but one of her children gone. So she and her last kid found the wolf, cut him open, freed all her kids, and then stuffed him with rocks. When the wolf woke up, he was thirsty. He went to drink from the river and drowned. This movie sucks tho. I’m glad I never watched it.
omg i had a children's storybook and this was one of the stories!!! i don't have it anymore but thank you for making me remember it ooohhh the nostalgia i'm getting
calm and serious Dylan: "see, this whole sequence, closing the hatches...it only works if we're afraid ourselves, as the audience..we haven't seen the beast, the werewolf...which is fine..." also Dylan one second later: 8:40
@@chick2102 really? That's weird. I haven't watched it in a while but was obsessed with it as a teen. Never once thought it was trying to be a comedy tho. More like a "mysterious drama" kinda movie.. 🤔
There is some serious "not like other girl-ism" going on here. "Ohhhh, I'm not like other girls, I kill rabbits and hook up with smirking tiktok boys!"
@@repulsethemonkey1396 mummy how did you and mommy meet?" dylan asked. "i was having an existincial crisis because i realized i wasn't a cow and then she walked up to me and said sheds so anything for money so i ate her out and then we dranks seven bottles of wine and then we got married." dylans mummy said. dylan nodded and went to bed. ⬆️ This was just one section. I tap out 🤣
Me too 😂😂 , i watched several times when i was a teenager and i used to love it , but i guess last month or so i came across it on TV and watched and i laughed so much at my younger self for actually liking it 😂😂 , this happened to me with sooo many other movies as well 😹😓
dylan, who has watched the full movie up until this point: i want everyone to guess who the werewolf is! me, watching only snippets, doesn't even know the main character's name: 👁👄👁
Dude, I've figured it out. The father turned the grandmother into the stew. That's why the Main Character looked so horrified and asked what kind of stew it was.
The grandmother was one of the biggest missed opportunities in this movie; just imagine if Grandma was intentionally written to be a witch. She could've been possibly the only person who could have stopped her son (maybe she had even killed his dad-- that might have been interesting and given him motivation to kill her). Plus, the freaking cloak could have served some purpose to the story other than ~pretty~. If it had some protective spells woven into it which served some plot point towards the end then I wouldn't question why the movie is named after a hunk of fabric that does literally nothing. And then, to wrap things up, Seyfried's character could have learned magic while living in her grandmother's cabin and finished weaving the cloak. It's not perfect but it's an improvement. I'm perfectly fine with useless characters and roads to nowhere as long as they're entertaining, but Granny was a character who could have patched up SO MANY plotholes, I can't help feeling disappointed. All aboard the Grandma Train...
Have you seen the Once Upon a Time episode for Little Red Riding Hood? From what I remember, they did everything right with the story in that one. (Episode 1.15, Red-Handed, according to a quick Google search)
@@CiarnaK i LOVE that show so much! The way they've woven all the fairytales together into one perfectly chaotic big mess which actually makes sense.... just wow
The movie is based on a fairy tale (its called "Rotkäppchen" what is the German name for little red riding hood, and that is how the villagers call the girl, because she wears it all the time, it's her nickname, so it makes absolutely sense, that the movie is named after the fabric) and she is just the grandma in it. The hole movie is different, so it's nice, that at least the grandma is the normal grandma.
Dylan: “This makes no sense what does he even use for hair cream? You’re telling me he uses maple syrup from the trees?” *Canadian F-boys have left chat*
Ancient Roman logic right there 😂😂😂😂 People are dying, bread !!!! Your leader got stabbed by his bffs, it all right, he left you bread!!!! Political unrest? HAVE SOME BREAD!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂
"Henry chose a noble path, protecting us from darkness." Then they show him with the surviving brother, implying that he became a monster hunter like Gary Oldman. Uh, Valerie, honey, *your boyfriend is a werewolf.*
I gotta be honest, I'm with Catherine Hardwicke on this one. The first Twilight book is not Shakespeare, but it's not trying to be, and if you take it at face value rather than buying into the Twi-hate, it's a very enjoyable book. It was clearly a self-indulgent labor of love from the author. It was like a nice pint of ice cream. People just like to give it crap for not being gourmet gelato. The sequels were obviously written too quickly after the surprise success of the first book; they're badly conceived, the love triangle is just there to draw in money, the pacing is weird, the overall plot begins to derail around the time Bella starts hallucinating about Edward, and has gone completely off the tracks by the end of the fourth book when we've suddenly got X-men superpowers and half-breed babies with cringey names. That said...it's not like Hardwicke did a good job directing the Twilight movie. It's a disaster. So while I agree with her opinion on the series, she probably also just did badly enough to be fired. And Red Riding Hood was just embarrassing.
This sounds like a Wattpad storyline. Sister dies & it's uncovered that she was engaged so now the other sister has to marry him. Like. Can someone find some originality please?!
To be fair this movie is from 2011. Wattpad didn't get mainstream popular until around 2016, at least for my circles. I liked some aspects of the movie, but I watched it when it came out as a kid so im kinda attached.
@@undergroundgirl74 yea it got released in 2007, but the popularity varied among different social circles. Mine didn't hit until then and that was about the time it was full of bandwagon stories. I'm just trying to be fair to the writers though, saying a minor part of the storyline is cliche is just kinda rude imo. Especially when considering how many stories,TV shows, movies are out being original in every aspect of those plotlines is very difficult. Especially when you have multiple people grabbing onto the same piece saying I want this in it and i want this in it. I'm not saying the piece is amazing, but dont compare it to a wattpad story unless its a current one from 2019 or earlier please. 🙏 Edit: I dont mean to say every wattpad story before 2019 was bandwagon or bad, but a good amount were at the very least bandwagon (or self-insert) is what I mean.
That's not right. The older sister Liked the guy, but he's actually her half brother. Her mother would have never allowed them to be engaged. He had a crush on the younger sister. So it wouldn't have mattered if the older sister died or not, still ain't marrying the blacksmith.
Honestly when I first started watching I was like "Maybe there is no werewolf, there's just this normal wolf and this dude who comes in, poisons/drugs the villagers of the places he goes to to make them hallucinate the wolf as whatever they imagined it to be or based on descriptions they'd heard from each other. And was going to trick them into paying him to get rid of the wolf and then kill one of them while they were all hallucinating and use the werewolf reverting to its human form when dead as a cover-up." which honestly, in retrospect, would have been a more interesting plot.
“She directed the original Twilight”
WELL THAT EXPLAINS THE COLOR GRADING
I lowkey want to just correct the entirety of twilight and re-release it. Would make it 20% better
awkwardsity well I think you should do that.
Becca Reid it’s illegal 😂
awkwardsity well...never mind then.
How dare you guys the color grading is like 10% of the iconicity of the movie!!! 😂😂😂
"today is Monday of course"
Yeah... I think my calendar is wrong
I have a calendar from a few years ago, so of course it’s Monday
he acts the same with his movie commentary 'Mondays' videos as I act with my school assignments...just postpone the date as much as you can XD
When Dylan says so it is Monday
I legit paused and checked the videos release date on this 🤣🤣
Swastika Rhea yup
"His hair is tousled too perfectly I DONT LIKE IT" is the perfect quote for every romance movie like this
Don't forget the maple syrup 😂
Don't you mean, "His hair is TOWSELLED too perfectly"... I love it when Dylan takes on the English language and wins
why don’t they just give them actual messy hair i feel like it would save time and product and make everything seem better
. Nm
"that's the dumbest thing i ever heard. hey you sad? eat some bread" - a person who has obviously never had good bread
Right?! I was like have you never had pan dulce my dude?!!!!
That's like every german ever 🤣
I eat bread when I’m sad.
Course it’s fried, covered in cheese with the size of marinara but
exactly bro bread is TOP TIER
Bread>all other foods.
I feel like Dylan's "Monday" is on a different calendar than the rest of us
I agree
The fact that I checked my calendar to see if it's actually Monday😂
It’s Monday when he says it’s Monday 😂😂
Time zones
Me he probably recorded on a Monday
Why does Dylan look like he's going to knock on my door and ask me if I know jesus
omg yes 😂😂😂
Hahahaha an amazing comment👌🏻😂
Omg, he's converted 😂😂😂😂
He totally does
Thank you 🤣🤣😂
Dylan: "This part isnt scary because we havent seen the wolf-"
*WOLF JUMPSCARE*
Dylan: *jUmps*
hahahahha
I love that he reminded me of that vine where a person scared a lady and she immediately says “fuck u” and thats what Dylan did too right after that (getting scared)
I ain't gonna lie, I laugh soo hard at that part I started coughing 🤣🤣😂
I almost had a damn heart attack
I damn near shit myself just happily listening to his analysis and then BAM
The 'Rock'-Part is actually accurate to the german tale where the wolf is not really killed but only cut open to free Red Riding Hood and the Grandmother, so they fill the belly of the wolf with stones (after they climb out) and sew it shut. After the wolf wakes up he's thirsty and when he goes to the river (oder a lake), to drink he falls into the river/lake and drowns. Funny they chose this detail for the adapation.
Just noticed that Sieben kleine Geißlein also did that so I got confused for a second and thought the movie got their fairy tales mixed up
@@itsonevideoc1675 they really had a thing for stuffing wolves with stones, huh
It way more darker, dang ... why fairytale hates wolves
me searching for this comment so i can like it
It's the same in Greece, I had no idea it wasn't the only version lmao
*My Sister at my Funeral:* [crying]
*My Parents:* Don’t cry, she was U G L Y
Lmao
PLSJSJSJSJ I SCREAMED
😂😂😂
I CAN’TTTTTT
I’m laughing way too hard! 🤣
"He's not charming at all"
Well my 12 year old self would have said otherwise Dylan.
KaiM F I mean he’s definitely hot
Lmaooo same
BRO I HAD THE BIGGEST CRUSH ON HIM WHEN I WAS 11 IT TOOK MY NON ENGLISH SPEAKING ASS 3 DAYS TO LEARN HIS FKIN NAME
@@chhavik8634 Ahahahah this is so precious❤️
Seriously!!!! The guy is just one scar away from being a serial killer
I feel bad for Amanda Seyfried because she's actually an amazing actress that fell into a terribly written and directed movie.
i knoww. but honestly same with Gary Oldman. He's really good as well.
@@missybarnes7400 lol, yeah, but at least he wasn't the main character...
Twice - can’t forget Jennifer’s body
Olivia Kalentek Jennifer’s body is iconic
@@azulandreaescalantelopez1004 Haha agreed so i changed it!
"She had a little affair affair, huh, she be trifling"
That took me out💀
Cool username
Dylan: "They filled him with rocks that's f*cked up."
Me: "May I present to you: the Grimm brothers' fairytales"."
Annika Röhner Fr tho, as a child I didn’t realized how brutal all their stories were! Now that I’m older I always forget that non-German people (idk if their stories were successful outside it?) don’t know the stories and are weirded out by it a bit more haha
@@lania0637 I know, right?
@@lania0637 As an American, I felt the same way you did about red riding hood, but that's the only one I remember reading first. Having grown up with Disney version of little mermaid, just hearing about the German version was nightmare fuel. Though that could be due to me not liking horror.
Aurelia Bachmeier Ehrlich.. ich bin Erzieherin und in der Ausbildung haben wir über Märchen geredet und welche tatsächlich Kinder-approved sind 🤗 die meisten originalen Versionen der Märchen sind Next Level krass 😶
@@lania0637 As a Dane I grew up with Grimm's tales alongside Hans Christian Andersen's. 😅
So in fact I tend to forget they're German, haha.
Omg I just Googled and found out that the boyfriend auditioned for Edward and the director preferred him but Stephanie Meyer had the final choice. Director still liked him so much that she chose him for this film L M A O
@k Humor oh 100%....robert pattinson doesn't deserve the shit he gets for twilight. he was the one good part of the franchise and he did the best he could with what he was given lmao
Sakeenah Dasti pretty sure he hates it too
tbh they have the same presence, i can't judge this actor's acting skills based on this film same way we can't judge Rob based on twilight.
@@SakeenahDasti Robert is just amazing
I thought Kristen had the final say? At least per his Wiki page so /shrug
Dyaln: guesses everyone and their dog trying to find out who the werewolf is
reveal: *happens*
Dylan: yeahhh I knew
"She looks good for her age?" Women had their first kids at around 14years old. They could be grandmothers by 30 if they survived childbirth
thats messed up as hell
Even younger in a lot of cases
Makes sense if you die by 45
That’s not true most women didn’t have their first until they were around 18-20 (sometimes a bit earlier or a bit later) back then. They lived a relatively long life (if you survived past infancy). Check it yourself look up women you know from history and find their first child and subtract, most of the time they were 18 or 19. Notable exception was Margaret Beaufort (she was either 13 or 16 depending on when she was actually born) and that was considered notable back then. Teen pregnancy is very high risk and they knew it then so it was rare to have kids much earlier than 17 and I found most women were between 18-20.
@@Wwdancwe690 and poor Margaret Beaufort basically had her reproductive system destroyed in the process. It's a miracle she and Henry both survived the birth, but she never had any more children and I'm not sure she ever even managed to conceive again.
I promise this is a compliment: Dylan's shirt makes him look like the substitute teacher that everyone gets a crush on.
YO THIS IS SO ACCURATE LMAOOO
Yes! 😍
Or a priest
Or that he got a last minute priest costume from Party City before having to attend a Halloween party and walks in with just the shirt and like blue jeans.
You couldn't have given him a better compliment lol
This isn’t actually a bad movie idea, it’s just really bad creative direction. Can someone pls remake this but better.
Yeah I think the general premise on it isn't terrible but everything about how it was brought oblige is just terrible! From the script to post production it's just terrible!
@@localweeb2924 Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, great if you thought it was really well done. Everyone's opinion is valid including yours and ours. I didn't think it was well done because the acting specifically in the more serious scenes was not convincing, there was a lack of appropriate emotion conveyed, in fact I felt that in most of the movie the acting wasn't successful. I also thought that the music placement like Dylan said wasn't done well, scary music during times that shouldn't be scary can present a conflicting tone which confuses the audience about what to expect. That's just a couple of the many reasons why I think the movie could have been better but I think Dylan pretty much explains why he doesn't think it was successful in its portrayal either in this video.
YES I actually want to see a remake of this, it has the potential to be good
noelle4luv I think the music worked for that scene your supposed to distrust the grandmother
The Company of Wolves is the better version of this movie.
So she stabs the boyfriend, and he still stays with her?? He wasn't bothered by that at all??
Aparently no or else he would told it to her. This guy is really forgetful... maybe too much! I mean, if i was stabed by a guy that i likes i'll be angry! I wouldn't punch him cause i'm not strong but i would desire to do it.
You haven't heard? Thats the new definition for ride or die my main man🤣🤣 why smart ppl don't do that
Also if he was stabbed in the stomach how was he able to nick down a door, fight, and still leave with her with out passing out from blood loss. I know adrenaline is a thing but it can’t be that strong and it doesn’t last that long either
He’s a real one
what i dont get is when valerie looked back peter was gone
When I watched this originally, I immediately knew the bad boy wasn't the wolf. Not just because the movie kept trying to make you think it's him so it's obviously a red herring, but because his name is Peter. As in Peter and the Wolf.
Have you seen hemlock grove?? But yeah he was so obviously the red herring from the beginning
Teen wolf , Peter
As in Peter and the wolf but the fact he's a lumberjack wasn't the tell 😂
@@tarettime9392 . Hmm, I wonder if that's why they made her dad a lumberjack too. To throw everyone off
So, Peter can be a Griffin, but not a wolf?
*”Dad from Twilight”* will forever be that actors identity 😅
I know right!😂
Everybody loves Charlie
I knew him from Revolution before I knew he was on Twilight then I really liked him on Zoo
I saw him in a different thing and then I watched twilight and then I saw the other thing again like years later and was like: where do I know him from? Ohhhh... he's-the-dude-from-twilight
Billy Burke deserved better 😭
Crap movie that somehow drew in some great actors... and even they struggled with the damn writing. I really wanted her to tell her dad, "Yeah, sounds good. Bite me. Let's wreck this place."
@@BlueHat1 This made me laugh.
I think this good actors thought the same i did, this could be a good movie but if is little more serious and dirty like more a suspense or a thriller. Yeah as i comment you say it 10:48
i think the writer of this crap movie failed writing class but this was the only job they could get
YES Lmao
leo dicaprio was one of the producers so maybe they took the roles for him? who knows lol
Dylan: I can predict everything
Also Dylan: thinks everyone is the werewolf
Person: breathes
Dylan: put a collar on that bitch cause thats a wolf
Its just a smart move. If you name everyone a suspect, you have to be right about one of them 😅
“I don’t care if she’s dead, I didn’t even know she existed until I found out she was dead” me to my parents when they told me my aunt died
oi oi!!
i read this comment as he said it
I mean I care when a relative I don't know dies because my parents cared and I'm sad that they lost someone they care about. Don't know why you felt the need to make a shitty joke about one of your parents losing a sibling in real life on a video about a bad werewolf movie.
@@iovesgen What?
@@oMuStiiA If the parents didn't care enough about their sibling to tell their children until their sibling died, then why the fuck would the child care? It's a literal random stranger.
wait .. so lucy was in love with her half brother??? why is no one commenting on this?? hello?
They don't realize it, probably.
Bc she didn’t know it was her half brother????? Duh
Sweet home, y'all know the joke!
@@kalelbutler4147 that's the reason why SHE didn't think anything was wrong - audience and writers however are free to notice that little, rather uncomfortable detail
@@areionamckeegan2533 ALABAMA!!!
Actor: my role in Twilight was boring, I was just a dad
Also Actor: I'm a dad again, but this time I'm a Werewolf 😎
He went from being the dad of a vampire to a werewolf dad of a werewolf
Hahahhahaha you didn't even look for his name! He's just "actor" (I didn't either)
@@chowla2058 hahahahaha yeah
Is he really charlie swan? He looks very different from what i remember 🤨
"i would assume everyone gets the same"
communism has entered the chat.
lmao
Lol
I'd press the like button, but I love that it has 666 likes
Oh well, they ruined it, might as well like the comment now
@@marymary424 😯
"they filled him with rocks thats fucked up" yeah, thats how the fairytale goes 😭😭
Thats actually from a different tale about a wolf, who tries to eat 7 little goats
@@Godgamers2023-iv5nj No, i have read about little red riding hood where they fill the wolf with rocks. It’s the one by the Grimm brothers!
When the twilight dad became a wolf “when worlds collide”
*Insert "it's all coming together" meme here*
did I hear "after we collided"? xD
Maybe he was jealous of the wolfs in Twilight
I’m sorry, I just thought of the when worlds collide song from that spongebob future episode🤣
Heheh I am the 666th like
Dylan: "We haven't seen the werewolf, which is fine..."
Wolf: *Let me introduce myself*
I love the Once Upon a Time story where red riding hood was the wolf.
And then she had a boyfriend named Peter so it’s “Peter and the Wolf”, their minds🤯
Yesss that was so well executed
I love that show with all my heart.
I thought that happened in this movie and was so excited to see Dylan's reaction and when it didn't got so confused. Your comment made me realise that's where I remembered it from, such a good version of the story.
@Emma Chenski ikr, the last one was so disappointing but the rest was good
Did anyone realize that they made a reference to the original red riding Hood story and when the father impersonated the grandma in the end 'the grandma' is actually the food she is eating
Okay this is what I always thought too! I was like isnt the grandma in the stew?
He was wearing "Sheep clothing" during the festival. That was the clue. A wolf in sheep clothings. Thats it. Movie still whack... which makes for amazing content lol
I just commented that!! How did no else one notice that though?!
I am genuinely amazed that had gone over my head until now. 😂
I love how Dylan always compares cringey love triangle movies to twilight
Zayalla Fantasy the books actually aren’t that bad, but the movies...
To be fair, the director of Twilight Directed this too, so he has the right to compare it for this movie😂
He compares every cringey movie to Twilight 😂😂😂
Zayalla Fantasy lmao valid
@@etemovic6579and rightfully so
"How does the bounty Hunter get money?"
ToSs a cOIn to yoUr wITcher oh vALley of pLENty
YESSSS OH MY GODDDDD that song was literally stuck in my head foreverrrrr
Great now imma be singing it all day tomm😂
IMAGINE IF DYLAN REACTED TO THE FIRST EPISODE OF THE WITCHERRRR!!
Oh damn it, now it’s in my head again.
Omg when I first heard that song I sung it randomly for weeekkss lolooolol
Noooooooooo ugh now it’s in my head again
Oh valley of plenty....
The part were they put rocks inside the wolf/dad is actually part of the story line of the fairy tale by the Grimm Brothers.
“Welcome to another movie commentary Monday.. today is..”
Me: “Wedn..Monday.. you’re right Monday”
You just made me check the date I was so confused 😂
Saaaaaaame! I totally had to check the date!!! omg I'm dying lol.
I legit thought it was Sunday just bc Dylan uploads them Sunday or Monday lol.
Thursday
Dylan clearly doesn’t understand woman:
Eating bread solves EVERYTHING 🍞
I thought it was eating sugar solves everything
Hester Shaw that too 😂
And pasta and cake and ice cream and chips
And I’ve cream. I’m in a depressed faze rn and I’ve eaten gelato, a Belgian waffle, two Belgian snickers and a white chocolate thingy. But I’m gonna workout and I’ve drank a lot of water, so it’s ok. No it’s not😞
Hester Shaw I mean technically a carbohydrate is a complex sugar so technically correct - if you chew bread long enough, it’ll start to taste sweet
Why do I want to watch Dylan comment on Barbie Movies😂
me toooo i want him to do itttttt
YES I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS SINCE THE BEGINNING OF THE YEAR MAKE IT HAPPEN
YESSS OH MY GOD
PLSSSS
YESSSSSSSS I NEED THIS TO HAPPEN OMG
Fun fact: This is the closest to the original version of the story. It really is a werewolf story, which explains why a wolf is even talking.
Fun fact: Today when i was eating sour patch kids i thought about Dylan’s “These aren’t sour patch kids these are sour patch teenagers.”
AH YES AN ICONIC LINE FROM OUR KING
I randomly think of this line and laugh
😂😂😂
More like Sour Patch Millennials, they're 37 year old.
Of course Sirius Black is in this movie, his best friend was a werewolf after all...
You spelt husband wrong
Yes
@@amandaolmstead9054 I know right
Sirius*
Claudia Raposo thank you!! I knew it looked wrong
"Wow Dylan, learn animals."
Yeah about that... remember when he watched Black Panther and kept calling the rhinos, hippos?? 😭😂
and in tangled when he called pascal an iguana
@@adrianmora6199 and in Titanic, he called dolphins whales lol
You can’t blame him he’s not a botanist 🤷♀️
@@febentesfaye612 🤣🤣
Is he really that dumb or..?
1. He killed the grandma and put her in the soup
2. He was disrespected because his wife treated him badly since she never loved him but the whole village knew
3. By richer hunting grounds he meant that there's more people to eat in the cities
I was about to write about soup and grandma in it
and the wife was having an affair and the husband found out
Valerie: "I know good girls aren't supposed to hunt rabbits."
Dylan: "But I'm not a good girl."
Yeah, because she's A MEAN GIRL! 😂
@@greenrangeralex Thank you. I figured it was a predictable joke but I'm glad someone enjoyed it. 😆
Omg I was wondering why she was so familiar 😂
It all comes full circle😂😂
@@min1705 she's also in Mamma Mia! Amanda Seyfried is cruelly underrated
@Kristian Alexis Aw thanks. Seems like it gave you a good laugh. 😊
"We haven't even seen the beast." Immediately gets jump scared by the wolf
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT LMAOO
That made me cackle lmaoo
Grandma: when you’re sad, eat some bread
Me: that’s a mood...
Dylan: That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard
Me:
Me: right, yeah. That’s dumb
mee
me tooo, bread is hella good
I eat so much bread because it’s soft and I deserve it. Also I am gorgeous
Yes, homemade bread, warm, fresh from the oven, fixes everything.
but eating bread actually makes you happier google it it's true
Stabbing the boyfriend for no reason and Gary Oldman ended up being why this movie had a 10% rating instead of 2%.
Tbh I think Gary Oldman is the only reason why this movie had a 10% rating
: Dylan : It's him
Also Dylan : It could be her
Also Dylan : F*ck it I'm done guessing
2 seconds later : It's her
then after the reveal
Dylan: I knew it was him
"No you won't"
*Gets stabbed*
Dylan: I hope he's not the wolf. I hope she just stabbed him. That was exciting.
Me: That was VERY exciting
"I might be able to take it on, but I'm built different i don't know" 😭😭😭
Taylor Laios Taylorrrrrrrr!
Dylan underestimates how much us ladies love some bread
Not white boy Dylan build like slender man talking about some “I’m built different” 😂
Black Ninja it wasn’t even like that obviously a joke
Black Ninja mentioning race isn’t a bad thing... like, please gain some critical thinking skills and don’t be one of those people.
MK White fr thank you for saying it
@Black Ninja I think it’s because he talks about being very pale in his videos
was white really needed to say?
The best part of my day is watching Dylan while in class
Same
Same
Literally im in class rn
I just saw this I'm in Orchestra right now i'm going to watch this in economics
Yaaass
Dylan: " Hey Granny... ;)"
GILF CONFIRMED
i could've had an entire amazing lifetime without ever seeing "Gilf" as an actual word someone just used =/
gilf... oh no
😂😂
I had never heard the phrase “all sorrows are less with bread” be used outside of Mexican/Hispanic culture. My family uses it all the time and we are given bread when we are scared or sad.... Which might explain why we are all chubby 🤷🏻♀️ lol
I love that 🥲
You get bread when you're scared or sad? That's the life
Nobody:
The guy’s face: 😏
N G he was cute too idc 😂
emote, my guy!
The stuffing the dad with rocks was a nod to a short fable about a wolf who swallowed these goat children and he passed out. The mother goat came home to find all but one of her children gone. So she and her last kid found the wolf, cut him open, freed all her kids, and then stuffed him with rocks. When the wolf woke up, he was thirsty. He went to drink from the river and drowned.
This movie sucks tho. I’m glad I never watched it.
It's also in multiple versions of the Red Riding Hood story, I think that's probably what they drew from
@@morley364 That makes sense
They do that in a lot of fairytales with wolfs in it
Lol you just did with this commentary
omg i had a children's storybook and this was one of the stories!!! i don't have it anymore but thank you for making me remember it ooohhh the nostalgia i'm getting
calm and serious Dylan: "see, this whole sequence, closing the hatches...it only works if we're afraid ourselves, as the audience..we haven't seen the beast, the werewolf...which is fine..."
also Dylan one second later: 8:40
Child: Can I go watch Twilight?
Mom: No. We have Twilight at home.
Twilight at home:
dylan : "we haven't seen it, it's not scary."
dylan : 2 seconds later sees it AND jumps
I WANT YOU!!! hahaha
"Emote, my guy"
slap that on a t-shirt
But like, was he wrong though? I def. thought Henry (the fiancee) was the better guy. At least he actually had emotions.
I’m gonna get a permanent marker and a white tshirt, just so I can make this happen for myself.
*is this supposed to be funny*
Dylan: a movie that’s trying to be funny but fails
Me and my PTSD: 𝗞𝗜𝗦𝗦𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗕𝗢𝗢𝗧𝗛 𝟭&𝟮
He said that right when read thisㅇㅅㅇ
But like I don't think it tried to be funny? Idk.
@@kikiimikii on IMDb it’s listed as a comedy.
@@chick2102 really? That's weird. I haven't watched it in a while but was obsessed with it as a teen. Never once thought it was trying to be a comedy tho. More like a "mysterious drama" kinda movie.. 🤔
@@kikiimikii I mean the movie. The book isn’t really funny but it’s good
There is some serious "not like other girl-ism" going on here. "Ohhhh, I'm not like other girls, I kill rabbits and hook up with smirking tiktok boys!"
Not really because she never put herself on a pedestal for it or shamed the other girls.
Guys I found a fanfiction with Dylan and the tags used were Julius Caesar and Sexy Sour Patch Kids Eating. I'm too scared to read it 😩🤣
Take one for the team
@@repulsethemonkey1396 mummy how did you and mommy meet?" dylan asked.
"i was having an existincial crisis because i realized i wasn't a cow and then she walked up to me and said sheds so anything for money so i ate her out and then we dranks seven bottles of wine and then we got married." dylans mummy said.
dylan nodded and went to bed.
⬆️ This was just one section. I tap out 🤣
@@ohia_lehua I think I'm having an existential crisis myself
@@ohia_lehua I could have without reading that, but thanks I guess.
@@ohia_lehua Dylan needs to see this lmao 😂
Oh God.... The way I was in love with this movie when I was in middle school and Dylan just RIPS IT TO SHREDS I-
Thank you! Just thank you! 😂❤️ I thought I was the only one who likes this movie
I loved this movie so much. I loved how dark it was!
Same, girl lmao
Me too 😂😂 , i watched several times when i was a teenager and i used to love it , but i guess last month or so i came across it on TV and watched and i laughed so much at my younger self for actually liking it 😂😂 , this happened to me with sooo many other movies as well 😹😓
@@berhailnour7070 I mean, while objectively I can see the film sucks, I still kinda enjoy it... but then again I have trash taste in movies so 🤷😂
dylan, who has watched the full movie up until this point: i want everyone to guess who the werewolf is!
me, watching only snippets, doesn't even know the main character's name: 👁👄👁
Ikrrrr lmao
Dude, I've figured it out. The father turned the grandmother into the stew. That's why the Main Character looked so horrified and asked what kind of stew it was.
The grandmother was one of the biggest missed opportunities in this movie; just imagine if Grandma was intentionally written to be a witch. She could've been possibly the only person who could have stopped her son (maybe she had even killed his dad-- that might have been interesting and given him motivation to kill her). Plus, the freaking cloak could have served some purpose to the story other than ~pretty~. If it had some protective spells woven into it which served some plot point towards the end then I wouldn't question why the movie is named after a hunk of fabric that does literally nothing. And then, to wrap things up, Seyfried's character could have learned magic while living in her grandmother's cabin and finished weaving the cloak. It's not perfect but it's an improvement.
I'm perfectly fine with useless characters and roads to nowhere as long as they're entertaining, but Granny was a character who could have patched up SO MANY plotholes, I can't help feeling disappointed. All aboard the Grandma Train...
that's a very interesting idea
Have you seen the Once Upon a Time episode for Little Red Riding Hood? From what I remember, they did everything right with the story in that one. (Episode 1.15, Red-Handed, according to a quick Google search)
@@CiarnaK I couldn't quite get into that show when it first aired but you've piqued my interest. Thanks, I'll give it another try!
@@CiarnaK i LOVE that show so much! The way they've woven all the fairytales together into one perfectly chaotic big mess which actually makes sense.... just wow
The movie is based on a fairy tale (its called "Rotkäppchen" what is the German name for little red riding hood, and that is how the villagers call the girl, because she wears it all the time, it's her nickname, so it makes absolutely sense, that the movie is named after the fabric) and she is just the grandma in it. The hole movie is different, so it's nice, that at least the grandma is the normal grandma.
film school: life long debt
listening to dylan rant about crappy movies, giving constructive criticism: free
The “everyone mocked me” line feels like goobs (Meet the Robinsons) “they all hated me” line
The fact that i can now only hear that line "everyone mocked me" in goobs voice ahahaha
Except Meet the Robinsons is a better movie
Is it just my childhood memory or was meet the robinsons a really good movie
@@parisewellington3664 nah it’s amazing
I heard this comment in Goobs's voice
18:52 "Why is he limping? He got shot in the shoulder."
*_John Watson has left the chat_*
You didn't have to do him like that😭🤧 HAHAHAHHAHA
Putting stones in the wolf’s stomach is what happened in the og Little Red Riding Hood story by the Grimm brothers so that he can’t run away and dies.
it's just a prequel of teen wolf, showing the story of gerard argent
I was wondering if I would see a reference to teen wolf
Dudeee😂
jane mrs really? I just finish watching Teen Wolf, so when I saw Gerard, I immediately went “ewww😒😡” 😂😂
I was looking for this comment
Teen Wolf's writing was 1000 times better though..
Seeing dylan pop up in my notifcation is my version of “making my way downtown walking fast”
Dylan: “This makes no sense what does he even use for hair cream? You’re telling me he uses maple syrup from the trees?”
*Canadian F-boys have left chat*
As a Canadian I feel the need to mention that I know people who have used maple syrup in their hair…
Them: "So are you studying films?"
Me, pausing the video: "It's complicated"
I feel like "emote, my guy" should be the motto of a feminist organization
balsamic pineapples +
"All sorrows are less with bread"
*Origins of stress-eating and obesity explained.*
I genuinely started laughing at that line
Ancient Roman logic right there 😂😂😂😂
People are dying, bread !!!!
Your leader got stabbed by his bffs, it all right, he left you bread!!!!
Political unrest? HAVE SOME BREAD!!!!!!
😂😂😂😂
the father cooked the grandmother in the stew and fed it to his daughter. that's why there is a close up of her eating it
9:32
Dylan: “I could probably take that wolf on 1v1”
Me: *Flashes back to “Until Dawn” series when Mike kicked the wolf*
"I won't let you."
"Neither will I."
No "I'm radio rebel."😂
IMAGINE IF DYLAN REACTED TO RADIO REBEL AHHAHAHA
Radio rebel that Disney movie? 😂
literally the first thing that went to my mind 😂
"Henry chose a noble path, protecting us from darkness." Then they show him with the surviving brother, implying that he became a monster hunter like Gary Oldman.
Uh, Valerie, honey, *your boyfriend is a werewolf.*
I gotta be honest, I'm with Catherine Hardwicke on this one. The first Twilight book is not Shakespeare, but it's not trying to be, and if you take it at face value rather than buying into the Twi-hate, it's a very enjoyable book. It was clearly a self-indulgent labor of love from the author. It was like a nice pint of ice cream. People just like to give it crap for not being gourmet gelato.
The sequels were obviously written too quickly after the surprise success of the first book; they're badly conceived, the love triangle is just there to draw in money, the pacing is weird, the overall plot begins to derail around the time Bella starts hallucinating about Edward, and has gone completely off the tracks by the end of the fourth book when we've suddenly got X-men superpowers and half-breed babies with cringey names.
That said...it's not like Hardwicke did a good job directing the Twilight movie. It's a disaster. So while I agree with her opinion on the series, she probably also just did badly enough to be fired. And Red Riding Hood was just embarrassing.
If Dylan directed this
Dylan: Everyone needs to be dirtier.
dylan: *predicts extremely predictable twist*
also dylan: can we just take a moment
This sounds like a Wattpad storyline. Sister dies & it's uncovered that she was engaged so now the other sister has to marry him. Like. Can someone find some originality please?!
To be fair this movie is from 2011. Wattpad didn't get mainstream popular until around 2016, at least for my circles. I liked some aspects of the movie, but I watched it when it came out as a kid so im kinda attached.
@@rebekahbrown7429 wattpad only got mainstream on ur circle in 2016? Whoa ive been on wattpad since 2012 and that time it was already popular hehe
@@undergroundgirl74 yea it got released in 2007, but the popularity varied among different social circles. Mine didn't hit until then and that was about the time it was full of bandwagon stories. I'm just trying to be fair to the writers though, saying a minor part of the storyline is cliche is just kinda rude imo. Especially when considering how many stories,TV shows, movies are out being original in every aspect of those plotlines is very difficult. Especially when you have multiple people grabbing onto the same piece saying I want this in it and i want this in it. I'm not saying the piece is amazing, but dont compare it to a wattpad story unless its a current one from 2019 or earlier please. 🙏
Edit: I dont mean to say every wattpad story before 2019 was bandwagon or bad, but a good amount were at the very least bandwagon (or self-insert) is what I mean.
That's not right. The older sister Liked the guy, but he's actually her half brother. Her mother would have never allowed them to be engaged. He had a crush on the younger sister. So it wouldn't have mattered if the older sister died or not, still ain't marrying the blacksmith.
If I ever write a script, I'll need Dylan to supervise it
Dylan: listen to the score...the sound...
TH-cam: *GILLETTE FUSION GIVE THE CLEANEST SHAVES*
I got a commercial for "joy" razors instead😂😂😂
I think I had an ad for some shaving cream 😂😂
@@just_foxy35 Dylan's got secret sponsors cuz I think we all got shaving commercials
I got Delux condoms 💀💀
Mine are all German so all I hear is SHLEZTEN VINGHAN 🤦♀️🤦♀️
Me: finally decided to do homework.
Dylan: posts a new video
Me:
My homework:
Me: hits play
lollll sameee
“you sad? eat some bread, you’ll be happy again”
*looks down at the toast I’m eating*
“huh”
"emote my guyyy"😂😂 gonna start saying that fer surrrre
just realizing now that I started calling people in movies “my guy” because of Dylan...
Same
Same, I also have started saying “excuse”
I've started saying "DOG"
no one:
Dylan: Getting frustrated cause he can’t find out if that’s the twilight dad or not.
No One:
Dylan: Their gonna split up
Movie: "Split Up"
The opening the belly and putting rocks in it is actually how the original story was. All of the original Grimm tales were rally grim >.>
Dylan: "its movie commentary monday!"
*looks at my calendar*
I guess i never knew Monday was spelled like Wednesday
Well it is now 🤷🏾♀️
😂😂
lmao, I said the same thing. He said it and I had to check my calendar.
Maybe he filmed this on Monday and posted on Wednesday? Idk 😂
“i’m built different so idk”🤣 he’s such a mood😭
Lol. Read this comment when he said it 😅 I was like - whaat 😳😅
"emote my guy" has to be the funniest thing I've heard in a while 😂
Honestly when I first started watching I was like "Maybe there is no werewolf, there's just this normal wolf and this dude who comes in, poisons/drugs the villagers of the places he goes to to make them hallucinate the wolf as whatever they imagined it to be or based on descriptions they'd heard from each other. And was going to trick them into paying him to get rid of the wolf and then kill one of them while they were all hallucinating and use the werewolf reverting to its human form when dead as a cover-up." which honestly, in retrospect, would have been a more interesting plot.