Zombie Tools Duece II Review. The Biggest Meanest Lawn Sword You Can Own.
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 พ.ย. 2019
- In this video I discuss my theory of TH-cam as basically Uncle Ricos Highlight Tape Archive and also review the Zombie Tools Deuce II machete. I chop cardboard, wood, and do the tactical prance around my backyard like a real survival bro. If you're interested in the Sword- it's made by Zombie Tools in Missoula Montana out of a big chunk of 5160 carbon steel, and features an acid washed blade, and a leather wrapped handle. Whether you bushcraft, survive, fight zombies, adventure, train in the ways of the ninja, or cosplay an anti social person in your backyard- this is the blade for you.
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thank you for the wranglestar joke
LittleKingSkeleton that, was no joke. 🧐
Not sure how ws looks at himself in the mirror in the morning... Even pimps out his kid..
Wranglerstar is probably making at least $25,000/month minimum from YT. Videos that have no real value to 99% of the viewers do present real value for the content creator.
The swept blade of the condor is my preferred blade style because is caters to my Persian fighting style. I have found that weapons with middle eastern influence do extra damage to the boomers I am butchering in the Popeyes line
And the forward choil for those delicate feathersticks.
You have truly honored your ancestors with your skill in The Blade.
"Yahtzee Master"
I believe is the level of achievement currently held by Mr. Bro.
I love how you point out the absolute absurdity in having a sword as an adult male and also loving said sword. Your videos always make me question every single life choice/interest I have. Most of the time I decide “ah fuck it I need just one more knife. That will fill the emptiness inside”. Excellent video by the way.
“ah fuck it I need just one more knife. That will fill the emptiness inside”.
Why are you me????
I came upon this video while searching for zombie tools reviews and the jokes were so fresh I liked and subbed a few minutes in.
"A stroll in the park or a trip to the Dairy Queen"
Relevant to me since you can open carry swords etc in Texas.
According to the website this weapon will
“Make your foes drop a load”
I could see where frequent "use and display" could lead to sudden regularity.
Dropping a duece. Don’t taze me, bro!
He looked like he was going to drop a load when it glanced off the stump when cutting the pumpkin.
Haven’t watched a knife vid in like a year cuz people like you and bird were racking up my spending on knives, but this I had to see
You can’t even Buy it, so you’re good!
I love mine! I usually use mine as a prop in my toilet selfies that I post in secret/closed groups on FB!
Stellar review as always!!
You should do a follow up video carving the Thanksgiving Turkey.
The slow-mo Bro, is back again!
I do miss the bamboo.
A totally bulbous review!
👍🔪☀️🍺😎
"Alright, wrappin it up"....half way through the video X-D
The baseball bat swings at the end ❤ the proper improper use of a properly improper tool.
A better wood chopper has never been seen on youtube... great work!
Dude i love how honest your reviews are. No bullshit just your own opinion and the humor is a nice touch
Best sword pitch, ever. I mean machete pitch.
As always, surprisingly insightful and hilarious. +10 for Napoleon Dynamite reference.
Outstanding editing at the end. You already know I buttoned that thumbs up. Glad to see a new vid from you.
Finally..an interesting blade review. Not just another "modern" titanium flipper frame lock. As if there's any real difference between 80% of them. Thanks.
My new favorite blade channel!!
You are the Bill Making Stuff of blade reviews. And that’s amazing.
Holy shit that cheese pizza/politician joke 👀👀 too real lmao
BRO, you are back!
Let me get this straight, you took a deuce in your back yard? 😂 Great video as usual!
As soon as I saw the blade glance off the edge of the stump when you were cutting that pumpkin. I knew that somehow you would get hurt in this video.
The dangerous shit is the one handed stuff. Not recommended!
I was thinking ahead that it could be the fore-spawn of a Christmas themed future video ~
where-as the punch line is: "you'll poke your eye out kid".
Anti-social lawn care...
BTW, tell LaFawnda I said hi.
She’s my soul mate
So glad to see you terrorizing your new neighbors with an excellent review
I would love to see a video of you using this as your cutting utensil at thanksgiving dinner.
I bought a duce II almost 4 months ago now and I gotta say your review is spot on.
Limited use but still top notch enjoyable for the bracket it fits into.
I live out in the sticks so I actually end up finding use for it well enough.
I recommend you put a particularly sharp edge on it.
The material can hold it without rolling and you dont want to spend too much time trying to throw its ass around to get penetration.
With the right edge, one or two swings will normally do ya.
Your glowing reviews of the Varaka have me curious to get one because again, I'm pretty sure you just gave this thing the same review I would.
You know. If I was one a them funny script writing thesbian types.
Just so you know, this is some of the best and “real” commentary of any channel. As Bruce Lee once said, “be like water”. You aren’t trying to be like someone else, you are being you. That’s huge in a world of queefs. Thank you for the refreshing vid! Subbbbbbed
That thing wrecks citrus! Enjoyed this one, even if you cut all the footage of touching it up on the Sharpmaker...
Welcome back stranger~ thanks for filming
Abricadoobie
LOL, I think this is one of the funnier reviews of a Zombie Tool. Not the over-the-top geeky humor of cosplayers attacking fake monster heads, but a dry wit that I appreciated. :) Thanks for the review! My Deuce III is in the mail, but it's close enough that your review as still useful.
(Edit: I enjoy the cosplayer monster attacking too. Just nice to see a change in tone)
@Advanced Knife Bro - I just got a job as a System Designer / Project Coordinator for a local commercial A/V company. I’m loving it! Hope you are as happy as I am... love your channel bro.
You have mastered TH-cam comedy. I laugh in every video bro. Thank you!!!
Sometimes I think about how a zombie apocalypse will never actually happen and I feel like I've managed my energy poorly
Without an Undead Zombie, army life sucks sometimes.
One of the things I love most about America is you can do any crazy ass shit as long as it’s in your backyard, like swing a giant blade chopping up card box and things
Where have you been Bro?
Glad you are back.
Nice camera work. I wonder how hefty it feels in comparison to a kukri.
Some gracefull chopping !!
i am a simple man. I see Advanced Knife Bro - i press like and leave comment.
AKB, I think you should do a series of self defense videos combining all the awesome techniques we have seen from you over the years. Like your swordsmanship in this vid or knife deployment in the Espada XL vid. We all need the training in order to prepare for the coming hordes.
EDIT: I have studied the all terrain chopper/steel reserve vid extensively. The neighbors eventually came to appreciate my AKFOO Style
Nice, you have me admiring "Beautiful Custom Handmade D2 Tool Steel 18 inches Hunting Machete with Sheath" on the Ebays.
Good to see yet another awesome AKB video! I was getting worried for a bit that you were done with the channel. Keep it up bro!
Ain’t done with it- just can only afford to do 1-2 a month if I want to maintain the type of video my subscribers are used to
@@AdvancedKnifeBro That's totally understandable. This video was great.
You are not just the Advanced Knife Bro, you’re the Bro Dad! Truly a lasting legacy in snarky dry wit that those who don’t “get it” are just missing out. I get you bro. I get you.
Happy Thanksgiving 🦃
Great video!
I admire how you own your shame, Mr. AdvancedKnifeBro, and I aspire to do likewise.
Upon a second viewing, this time sober, I wanna say that this is some F-I-N-E content and a worthy legacy
Superlative work ✌🏻
That 🎶music🎶 is as eerie as you man! Great video 👍🏽
Pretty sure the slo-mo footage at the end was deleted scenes from 300.
Good to see you have found a suitable stump with your move.
I think Wranglerstar would find real value in this Duece review.
If there was one TH-cam content creator that I'd like to have a beer with, it is this guy. Drink a beer and chop up some wooden stick-like things with big swords. Like men.
subbed. i know nothing of blades but this is just awesome.
I just did some damage with a deuce too.
Good to see ya AKB!! Been a while brother. Hope you're keeping well 🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻
I love zombietools gear I hope to get one of there pieces one day 👍🏼
Lol you make the best videos good to know I'm not the only one playing with big knives in the back yard at 46
When Advanced Knife Bro says he's wrapping up, but there's 5 minutes of video left? Oh yeah - we're in for a montage! Thanks for starting this Thanksgiving off right, my dude.
What a beast of a blade!
The funniest knife review i have seen.
The Deuce is cool, but those blue lines really get my motor running. Loved the slow mo compilation too!
What is the piece of music there at the end??
Anytime a stump says “ come at me bro” I warn it that I am well trained in the ways of the “ advanced knife” bro!
Pretty sure you can just cut the tape on the box and fold it up for the recycling container. But use the duece to cut the tape.
Nope, not possible
Freak out the neighbors. That's the advanced knife bro way.
Funny video! Thanks for the review. Your skills are formidable.
There is nothing more enjoyable in the world than beating onto wood with a twohanded piece of sharpened Carbon Steel.
I want to see Wranglerstar's review on Zombie tools now.
But seriously.. No seriously.
I've been (we've all been) waiting for this review ever since you started giving the Deuce cameo shots in previous videos.
Hey AKB, have a great thanksgiving
You too man!
Hey, that's me... I bought a tee shirt! Thanks for the shoutout!
There is nothing more glorious than a dad hacking into wood and wood processed products with a sword. I know this although the best I can do thusfar is the Prather War Bowie
Love your videos AKB! What’s your favorite flashlight for 18650 carry in 2019? Talking everyday walk around light- at the moment I have a D4V2 with 5000k xpl-hi emitters. I want something more throwy and warmer for my next light
I bought a SC64c LE 4000k
Review the crkt chanceinhell 18, Nice machete I took it out to my lake and tested it and I enjoyed it.
is this a UL option?
it is becoming a tradition among youtubers after Halloween end they take their large blades and cut their big rotten pumpkins into pieces so it is easier to dispose it as a garden waste
can you do a montage with penderecki's capriccio for violin and orchestra some time
i think that would be quite sick
nice one . keep going..
How to buy it
Where can I get one o' dem $450 tactical EDC pill boxes?
Ah, Chicken Sandwich fights. After the SHTF, historians will use that reference to date this video.
Please tell me that somewhere in your unpacked boxes is one of those duel can, beer helmets 🤞
Would be good for bamboo. Or zombies.
Sir, another excellent review. Thank you. I will say it again, I am a better person for having viewed this. Truthfully, and this is not to disagree with your frank and honest review, I don’t think I will add this to my EDC. However it did look like it would serve as as an amazing baseball bat, or cricket bat (I’ve never played cricket or know much about it but I think it would strike fear into any opponent). Any edge rolling or deformation? Ohhhh one other comment, if it is a lawn sword I may consider it vs a new lawnmower but it is a bit pricey vs a new Honda self driving lawnmower. Thanks again......Cheers and play safe!
Oh god damn I couldn't stop laughing through the whole thing. Bravo Bravo!
What do you think about reviewing the Kailashblades Expedition Cleaver? I would be really interested in its performance.....
Ain't got the money right now.
Raises a beer, "I don't know if you here this a lot or not but I LOVE YOU MAN!!!!!!!"
I always wonder how long it takes you to write the script for your videos, they're always packed with the best references.
Hours. Then they go through a bunch of revisions... where I add stuff and take out stuff I think sucks.
@@AdvancedKnifeBro thank you so much for the effort you put in, you are literally the number one youtuber who comes to mind when I think ""who deserves a bigger audience?"" Your punch up work is fucking outstanding. 👍
BRUH!!! you finished with Danse Macabre? My absolute favorite classical music song.
Review the Nextool multitool please!!
That big slab sided Kydex sheath reminds me of a giant river eel. But, like Santana, sometimes I think my guitar is a snake.
We need tactical whiskey reviews.
You were really whacking it there at the end!!
Had to give you that 200th like👍🏻
I think we deserve a budget whiskey review...
Come for the knife reviews - stay for the social commentary.
good introduction.
Would have been better if you draw a zombie on the box but someone who can wield blade like you can possibly can't draw not picking on people that can't draw just saying loved your box cutting skills and that pumpkin definitely had it coming it looks like it was up to no good for those it won't get it bad spoiled decaying best action show I've come across since predator no tickets no overpriced popcorn and soda can't wait for the sequel👍
You had one fuckn job advanced knife bro, just one!... And you didn't even baton with it. That last scene was the perfect opportunity
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