The swept blade of the condor is my preferred blade style because is caters to my Persian fighting style. I have found that weapons with middle eastern influence do extra damage to the boomers I am butchering in the Popeyes line
I love how you point out the absolute absurdity in having a sword as an adult male and also loving said sword. Your videos always make me question every single life choice/interest I have. Most of the time I decide “ah fuck it I need just one more knife. That will fill the emptiness inside”. Excellent video by the way.
As always, surprisingly insightful and hilarious. +10 for Napoleon Dynamite reference. Outstanding editing at the end. You already know I buttoned that thumbs up. Glad to see a new vid from you.
I bought a duce II almost 4 months ago now and I gotta say your review is spot on. Limited use but still top notch enjoyable for the bracket it fits into. I live out in the sticks so I actually end up finding use for it well enough. I recommend you put a particularly sharp edge on it. The material can hold it without rolling and you dont want to spend too much time trying to throw its ass around to get penetration. With the right edge, one or two swings will normally do ya. Your glowing reviews of the Varaka have me curious to get one because again, I'm pretty sure you just gave this thing the same review I would. You know. If I was one a them funny script writing thesbian types.
Finally..an interesting blade review. Not just another "modern" titanium flipper frame lock. As if there's any real difference between 80% of them. Thanks.
Just so you know, this is some of the best and “real” commentary of any channel. As Bruce Lee once said, “be like water”. You aren’t trying to be like someone else, you are being you. That’s huge in a world of queefs. Thank you for the refreshing vid! Subbbbbbed
@Advanced Knife Bro - I just got a job as a System Designer / Project Coordinator for a local commercial A/V company. I’m loving it! Hope you are as happy as I am... love your channel bro.
AKB, I think you should do a series of self defense videos combining all the awesome techniques we have seen from you over the years. Like your swordsmanship in this vid or knife deployment in the Espada XL vid. We all need the training in order to prepare for the coming hordes. EDIT: I have studied the all terrain chopper/steel reserve vid extensively. The neighbors eventually came to appreciate my AKFOO Style
LOL, I think this is one of the funnier reviews of a Zombie Tool. Not the over-the-top geeky humor of cosplayers attacking fake monster heads, but a dry wit that I appreciated. :) Thanks for the review! My Deuce III is in the mail, but it's close enough that your review as still useful. (Edit: I enjoy the cosplayer monster attacking too. Just nice to see a change in tone)
One of the things I love most about America is you can do any crazy ass shit as long as it’s in your backyard, like swing a giant blade chopping up card box and things
@@AdvancedKnifeBro thank you so much for the effort you put in, you are literally the number one youtuber who comes to mind when I think ""who deserves a bigger audience?"" Your punch up work is fucking outstanding. 👍
You are not just the Advanced Knife Bro, you’re the Bro Dad! Truly a lasting legacy in snarky dry wit that those who don’t “get it” are just missing out. I get you bro. I get you. Happy Thanksgiving 🦃 Great video!
If there was one TH-cam content creator that I'd like to have a beer with, it is this guy. Drink a beer and chop up some wooden stick-like things with big swords. Like men.
When Advanced Knife Bro says he's wrapping up, but there's 5 minutes of video left? Oh yeah - we're in for a montage! Thanks for starting this Thanksgiving off right, my dude.
Love your videos AKB! What’s your favorite flashlight for 18650 carry in 2019? Talking everyday walk around light- at the moment I have a D4V2 with 5000k xpl-hi emitters. I want something more throwy and warmer for my next light
I want to see Wranglerstar's review on Zombie tools now. But seriously.. No seriously. I've been (we've all been) waiting for this review ever since you started giving the Deuce cameo shots in previous videos.
There is nothing more glorious than a dad hacking into wood and wood processed products with a sword. I know this although the best I can do thusfar is the Prather War Bowie
A.K.B. I have many purchases based on your reviews. Knives and flashlights. I thoroughly enjoy your unique and witty reviews so i value your opinion. I hope you can guide my next purchase based on your knowledge and experience. Im thinking about the new Nitecore TM9K. It has a sealed 21700 battery. That worries me. Paying $165 for a flashlight with a battery that possibly cant be replaced. What are your thoughts on sealed battery flashlights? Thx in advance.
I’d avoid it. It’s not a light that looks super appealing. Doesn’t tail stand, cool white, sealed battery, and surely too small to maintain that level of heat for long. Meaning it steps down quick.
Love the brand, but aluminumhand scales seems like you'll have an issue with galvanic corrosion if you're anywhere near salt water At least the blade is guaranteed to corrode less over time with the sacrificial scales
I mean you’d also have a problem with the very rust prone carbon steel too. Like yes. This is not a salt water friendly knife- I mean a lot of stuff I review is like this- I expect the viewer to understand that.
Wait, Deuce 1 is 21, Deuce 2 isn’t that like saying “22,” then Deuce 3 is equivalent to 23... but why? That is the meaning? In the army we had Deuce and a half trucks and a Ma Deuce... so maybe that’s what they are after? Nice log . Hope all is well. Your pumpkin slicing reminds me of a movie I started to watch about a giant pumpkin and squash. I had to turn in off because it was too gourdy for my kids. Happy Thanksgiving and enjoy your pumpkin pie.
it is becoming a tradition among youtubers after Halloween end they take their large blades and cut their big rotten pumpkins into pieces so it is easier to dispose it as a garden waste
You have truly honored your ancestors with your skill in The Blade.
"Yahtzee Master"
I believe is the level of achievement currently held by Mr. Bro.
And the forward choil for those delicate feathersticks.
The swept blade of the condor is my preferred blade style because is caters to my Persian fighting style. I have found that weapons with middle eastern influence do extra damage to the boomers I am butchering in the Popeyes line
I love how you point out the absolute absurdity in having a sword as an adult male and also loving said sword. Your videos always make me question every single life choice/interest I have. Most of the time I decide “ah fuck it I need just one more knife. That will fill the emptiness inside”. Excellent video by the way.
“ah fuck it I need just one more knife. That will fill the emptiness inside”.
Why are you me????
I came upon this video while searching for zombie tools reviews and the jokes were so fresh I liked and subbed a few minutes in.
A better wood chopper has never been seen on youtube... great work!
Haven’t watched a knife vid in like a year cuz people like you and bird were racking up my spending on knives, but this I had to see
You can’t even Buy it, so you’re good!
Dude i love how honest your reviews are. No bullshit just your own opinion and the humor is a nice touch
I love mine! I usually use mine as a prop in my toilet selfies that I post in secret/closed groups on FB!
Stellar review as always!!
"A stroll in the park or a trip to the Dairy Queen"
Relevant to me since you can open carry swords etc in Texas.
According to the website this weapon will
“Make your foes drop a load”
I could see where frequent "use and display" could lead to sudden regularity.
Dropping a duece. Don’t taze me, bro!
He looked like he was going to drop a load when it glanced off the stump when cutting the pumpkin.
You should do a follow up video carving the Thanksgiving Turkey.
"Alright, wrappin it up"....half way through the video X-D
The slow-mo Bro, is back again!
I do miss the bamboo.
A totally bulbous review!
👍🔪☀️🍺😎
You are the Bill Making Stuff of blade reviews. And that’s amazing.
My new favorite blade channel!!
As always, surprisingly insightful and hilarious. +10 for Napoleon Dynamite reference.
Outstanding editing at the end. You already know I buttoned that thumbs up. Glad to see a new vid from you.
I bought a duce II almost 4 months ago now and I gotta say your review is spot on.
Limited use but still top notch enjoyable for the bracket it fits into.
I live out in the sticks so I actually end up finding use for it well enough.
I recommend you put a particularly sharp edge on it.
The material can hold it without rolling and you dont want to spend too much time trying to throw its ass around to get penetration.
With the right edge, one or two swings will normally do ya.
Your glowing reviews of the Varaka have me curious to get one because again, I'm pretty sure you just gave this thing the same review I would.
You know. If I was one a them funny script writing thesbian types.
I would love to see a video of you using this as your cutting utensil at thanksgiving dinner.
Finally..an interesting blade review. Not just another "modern" titanium flipper frame lock. As if there's any real difference between 80% of them. Thanks.
BRO, you are back!
Just so you know, this is some of the best and “real” commentary of any channel. As Bruce Lee once said, “be like water”. You aren’t trying to be like someone else, you are being you. That’s huge in a world of queefs. Thank you for the refreshing vid! Subbbbbbed
As soon as I saw the blade glance off the edge of the stump when you were cutting that pumpkin. I knew that somehow you would get hurt in this video.
The dangerous shit is the one handed stuff. Not recommended!
I was thinking ahead that it could be the fore-spawn of a Christmas themed future video ~
where-as the punch line is: "you'll poke your eye out kid".
The baseball bat swings at the end ❤ the proper improper use of a properly improper tool.
Nice camera work. I wonder how hefty it feels in comparison to a kukri.
So glad to see you terrorizing your new neighbors with an excellent review
Good to see you have found a suitable stump with your move.
Welcome back stranger~ thanks for filming
Abricadoobie
You have mastered TH-cam comedy. I laugh in every video bro. Thank you!!!
@Advanced Knife Bro - I just got a job as a System Designer / Project Coordinator for a local commercial A/V company. I’m loving it! Hope you are as happy as I am... love your channel bro.
Where have you been Bro?
Glad you are back.
Good to see yet another awesome AKB video! I was getting worried for a bit that you were done with the channel. Keep it up bro!
Ain’t done with it- just can only afford to do 1-2 a month if I want to maintain the type of video my subscribers are used to
@@AdvancedKnifeBro That's totally understandable. This video was great.
Pretty sure the slo-mo footage at the end was deleted scenes from 300.
Holy shit that cheese pizza/politician joke 👀👀 too real lmao
Anti-social lawn care...
BTW, tell LaFawnda I said hi.
She’s my soul mate
Best sword pitch, ever. I mean machete pitch.
AKB, I think you should do a series of self defense videos combining all the awesome techniques we have seen from you over the years. Like your swordsmanship in this vid or knife deployment in the Espada XL vid. We all need the training in order to prepare for the coming hordes.
EDIT: I have studied the all terrain chopper/steel reserve vid extensively. The neighbors eventually came to appreciate my AKFOO Style
That thing wrecks citrus! Enjoyed this one, even if you cut all the footage of touching it up on the Sharpmaker...
LOL, I think this is one of the funnier reviews of a Zombie Tool. Not the over-the-top geeky humor of cosplayers attacking fake monster heads, but a dry wit that I appreciated. :) Thanks for the review! My Deuce III is in the mail, but it's close enough that your review as still useful.
(Edit: I enjoy the cosplayer monster attacking too. Just nice to see a change in tone)
Good to have you back
Some gracefull chopping !!
Sometimes I think about how a zombie apocalypse will never actually happen and I feel like I've managed my energy poorly
Without an Undead Zombie, army life sucks sometimes.
I love zombietools gear I hope to get one of there pieces one day 👍🏼
Pretty sure you can just cut the tape on the box and fold it up for the recycling container. But use the duece to cut the tape.
Nope, not possible
I admire how you own your shame, Mr. AdvancedKnifeBro, and I aspire to do likewise.
Nice, you have me admiring "Beautiful Custom Handmade D2 Tool Steel 18 inches Hunting Machete with Sheath" on the Ebays.
The Deuce is cool, but those blue lines really get my motor running. Loved the slow mo compilation too!
Lol you make the best videos good to know I'm not the only one playing with big knives in the back yard at 46
Let me get this straight, you took a deuce in your back yard? 😂 Great video as usual!
Upon a second viewing, this time sober, I wanna say that this is some F-I-N-E content and a worthy legacy
One of the things I love most about America is you can do any crazy ass shit as long as it’s in your backyard, like swing a giant blade chopping up card box and things
The funniest knife review i have seen.
I always wonder how long it takes you to write the script for your videos, they're always packed with the best references.
Hours. Then they go through a bunch of revisions... where I add stuff and take out stuff I think sucks.
@@AdvancedKnifeBro thank you so much for the effort you put in, you are literally the number one youtuber who comes to mind when I think ""who deserves a bigger audience?"" Your punch up work is fucking outstanding. 👍
can you do a montage with penderecki's capriccio for violin and orchestra some time
i think that would be quite sick
That 🎶music🎶 is as eerie as you man! Great video 👍🏽
You are not just the Advanced Knife Bro, you’re the Bro Dad! Truly a lasting legacy in snarky dry wit that those who don’t “get it” are just missing out. I get you bro. I get you.
Happy Thanksgiving 🦃
Great video!
Anytime a stump says “ come at me bro” I warn it that I am well trained in the ways of the “ advanced knife” bro!
If there was one TH-cam content creator that I'd like to have a beer with, it is this guy. Drink a beer and chop up some wooden stick-like things with big swords. Like men.
Hey AKB, have a great thanksgiving
You too man!
Review the crkt chanceinhell 18, Nice machete I took it out to my lake and tested it and I enjoyed it.
subbed. i know nothing of blades but this is just awesome.
I just did some damage with a deuce too.
i am a simple man. I see Advanced Knife Bro - i press like and leave comment.
When Advanced Knife Bro says he's wrapping up, but there's 5 minutes of video left? Oh yeah - we're in for a montage! Thanks for starting this Thanksgiving off right, my dude.
There is nothing more enjoyable in the world than beating onto wood with a twohanded piece of sharpened Carbon Steel.
Is the Mini Crooked River still your favorite EDC? Or has it become a favoriteish knife? Discuss....
That big slab sided Kydex sheath reminds me of a giant river eel. But, like Santana, sometimes I think my guitar is a snake.
Please tell me that somewhere in your unpacked boxes is one of those duel can, beer helmets 🤞
I think Wranglerstar would find real value in this Duece review.
Good to see ya AKB!! Been a while brother. Hope you're keeping well 🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻
Love your videos AKB! What’s your favorite flashlight for 18650 carry in 2019? Talking everyday walk around light- at the moment I have a D4V2 with 5000k xpl-hi emitters. I want something more throwy and warmer for my next light
I bought a SC64c LE 4000k
That looks like a pretty nice hammock....
Can I come over and use your hammock?
Freak out the neighbors. That's the advanced knife bro way.
Would be good for bamboo. Or zombies.
I want to see Wranglerstar's review on Zombie tools now.
But seriously.. No seriously.
I've been (we've all been) waiting for this review ever since you started giving the Deuce cameo shots in previous videos.
BRUH!!! you finished with Danse Macabre? My absolute favorite classical music song.
What do you think about reviewing the Kailashblades Expedition Cleaver? I would be really interested in its performance.....
Ain't got the money right now.
There is nothing more glorious than a dad hacking into wood and wood processed products with a sword. I know this although the best I can do thusfar is the Prather War Bowie
Superlative work ✌🏻
A.K.B. I have many purchases based on your reviews. Knives and flashlights. I thoroughly enjoy your unique and witty reviews so i value your opinion. I hope you can guide my next purchase based on your knowledge and experience. Im thinking about the new Nitecore TM9K. It has a sealed 21700 battery. That worries me. Paying $165 for a flashlight with a battery that possibly cant be replaced. What are your thoughts on sealed battery flashlights? Thx in advance.
I’d avoid it. It’s not a light that looks super appealing. Doesn’t tail stand, cool white, sealed battery, and surely too small to maintain that level of heat for long. Meaning it steps down quick.
@@AdvancedKnifeBro Thank you so much! I will heed your advice.
Ah, Chicken Sandwich fights. After the SHTF, historians will use that reference to date this video.
You were really whacking it there at the end!!
"I used to be able to throw a pig skin a quarter mile."
Review the Nextool multitool please!!
Raises a beer, "I don't know if you here this a lot or not but I LOVE YOU MAN!!!!!!!"
Come for the knife reviews - stay for the social commentary.
Oh god damn I couldn't stop laughing through the whole thing. Bravo Bravo!
Also 5160 is pretty sweet
Hey, that's me... I bought a tee shirt! Thanks for the shoutout!
What is the piece of music there at the end??
I was literally chowing down on popeye's while watching this lol
Chris Sproles any sandwich shoot-outs?
@@hondasaki900 no... i had the fish basket... but im pissed they got rid of the fishwithshrimp basket
Love the brand, but aluminumhand scales seems like you'll have an issue with galvanic corrosion if you're anywhere near salt water
At least the blade is guaranteed to corrode less over time with the sacrificial scales
I mean you’d also have a problem with the very rust prone carbon steel too. Like yes. This is not a salt water friendly knife- I mean a lot of stuff I review is like this- I expect the viewer to understand that.
Could use a peace sign on the handle.
Ok, but when can we expect the 2019 Christmas gift guide video?
What a beast of a blade!
We need tactical whiskey reviews.
Hope you have a sharp Christmas , & sheathed New Year....
( in case no new videos before xmas )
Abrikadoobie
Wait, Deuce 1 is 21, Deuce 2 isn’t that like saying “22,” then Deuce 3 is equivalent to 23... but why? That is the meaning? In the army we had Deuce and a half trucks and a Ma Deuce... so maybe that’s what they are after?
Nice log . Hope all is well. Your pumpkin slicing reminds me of a movie I started to watch about a giant pumpkin and squash. I had to turn in off because it was too gourdy for my kids. Happy Thanksgiving and enjoy your pumpkin pie.
it is becoming a tradition among youtubers after Halloween end they take their large blades and cut their big rotten pumpkins into pieces so it is easier to dispose it as a garden waste
Funny video! Thanks for the review. Your skills are formidable.