Zombie Tools Vakra Kukri Review and Insane Tactical Chopping Test
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 2 ต.ค. 2024
- The Zombie Tools Vakra Kukri is an ultimate weapon for the apocalypse, if your sweet Walking Dead fantasy comes true. This review and chopping test of the badass kukri answers all of your questions. I mean I think it does. Like how’s the sheath, also does it chop, how does the handle feel, also does it chop? This special Advanced Knife Bro testing of the evil foe of the undead the Vakra should at least entertain you for 8 minutes, especially if you like the F word.
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My two favourite things....advanced knife bro and zombie tools
Thanks man!
Fun Fact :
Zombie toddlers will burn at the same temperature as adult zombies
Mr. Morris and slightly better the6 like rolling in gas
Love your channel. I doesn't get nearly enough love considering the unique tone compared with other blade review channels. I'm a fan of the apathetic "no fucks to give" style. Other channels take themselves far too seriously. With that in mind, you should just rename the standard knife terminology in your reviews. Start calling a "tang" a "taint" like you don't even realise that's not what it's called. I'd watch a review of a full taint knife.
Everybody is an expert on the internet. I thought it was about time an complete idiot started reviewing things! Thanks man!
AdvancedKnifeBro, you call yourself an "idiot", but I think most of your viewers see you as a really smart guy. An idiot couldn't make the kind of satirical content that you do.
Loved this video too. Keep on knifebroing!
Thanks man!
Also, in keeping with the sexual innuendo used when measuring a knife's dimensions, please refer to the width as it's "girth". Thank you.
"Standard non-apocalyptic moisture".
Of all the phrases I never expected to encounter...
For the record, there's a small subset of the TH-cam-watching knife community that could spend all day watching people wreck stuff with kukris. And by "small subset" I mean me. Oh, and, "tang."
Just busting shit up. I think I would like to get paid to chop and cut down shit all day. I mean not every day, but like 1 or 2 days a week.
I love your humor. The reviews are really good. Thanks
Thanks man!
"I'm not an expert in anything but dick jokes. And for some people even that claim is a bit hard to swallow" - LOL
Did you start using a new conditioner? Your hair has a lot more body. It's like a Pantene Pro-V Commercial or somethin'.
I think maybe I just washed it
Advanced Knife Bro Completely natural, like an Egyptian Princess. Braggart!
These dudes blades make Cold Steel look like the JV of zombie weapons. The look of their website alone makes me wanna drop 300 hundy on another large blade I will never use. Hopefully, you get a chance to review some of their other stuff. Rock on Knife Bro!
I know! So many insane weapons for plant combat!
would you happen to have any use for a gladius? i'd like to see a review of their legionnaire blade. and, while i may have just discovered this channel,i seem to have spotted a trend, in an effort to fit in, egh ehm..
"tang".
did it work?
am i cool now?
Try the CS GHURKHA KHUKURI in carbon steel...its ok to be wrong
I own a vakra and I have to agree it is very versatile, built like a tank, resilient and have an excellent edge retention and the handle is very comfortable.
I've not sharpened mine yet!
This is greatness. Lynn Thompson's radar is starting to ping. Maybe he could hook you up since the only thing that could make this video better is attacking a bunch of pig and horse carcasses.
Every cold steel should come with a complimentary pig carcass.
I need a animal carcass hookup. I'm not read to pick up roadkill deer yet.
Haha. Know any livestock farmers? There's usually a dead pile somewhere. You could start a sister channel, "advanced grave robber"!
I liked to drink Tang in the 80s.
It’s what the ASTRONAUTS drank‼️😃
*see's notification*
*dopamine hits*
I hope there were no Panda bears watching you waste their food. Tang.
If they are, they better back the fuck off.
I nearly cried, all that lovely bamboo. You should find out how much your nearest garden centre would pay you to suply them. Clear the back yard & make money at the same time. I'll accept a 10% kick back for the idea👍😀
Tang
Batoning like button because...amazeballs.
Not bad little Kukri for Zombie raccoons.
Fuck those things
Your commentary is fucking hilarious.
Googled this blade and this video was the third option down. At 299 it better be that badass at chopping wood, zombies, people and fruit and shit.🤣
long and thick two words I've never heard said to me, I now have to buy this thing. Great video.
Ha ha!
Btw, once you give it a decent edge that Ontario 1095 machete is a BEAST!!
That McEnroe era Babolat tape on the handle makes it look like it could double as a squash racquet... Tang. *drink *
Drink!
First time I've watched one of your vids. Awesome style. Not over dramatic or overly-comedic. Keep up the awesome work! (new sub)
Seems like a viable option for edc. I'd love to see some throwing incorporated into the reviews.
I’ve not tried throwing before- however this one is reportedly throwable!
every knife is throwable
Excellent! We just want to see you fuck it up so we can laugh at you and lie to ourselves that we can do better.
I like the honesty!
@@TheCosmicTeapot It is EXTREMELY hard to hurt this damn blade.
If you enjoy kukris, you should try out one from Himalayan Imports, they're a company that's been around on Blade Forums for probably two decades now. They have them made in Nepal and then bring them over. The neat thing about them (besides the authenticity) is that they have zero convex grinds, in that the edge terminates without a secondary bevel (unlike the Vakra). It makes them chop even better (it's rather axe-like in its grind), and they're about half the price of the Vakra. I've had one for about four or five years and it's really a tank.
I’ve toyed with getting a good one for a while- just never got around to it. This one works well though- but I’d like to get a few more just to round out my collection. I really love the leg sheath on this one... it’s my first leg sheath and it just feels right.
HI blades are no joke. They're awesome.
I'm a friend of the ZT sheath maker! They are awesome and I made sure to get this video to them and recommend your channel. They actually make their own knives now so we should get you together for a review!
I buy one of her leather sheaths for every ZT I own, I can't stand kydex for blades that big lol
Made for small branches and weed(s)...
Well.....
Guess you got a new subscriber...
I enjoy your calm, collected attitude and that sly humor
Good video, will look forward to more
Thanks man!
Double dose of this pimping. Yep, a casual idiocracy reference wins the internet
Would have been awesome if you chopped up a zombie mannequin. Great video anyway even without the slo mo kung fu.
I wanted to get some big vegetables... but didn't have the time. And I also feel bad for wasting food.
You make me laugh. And chop stuff with sharp metal shit.
Cold steel bowie machete. Its fun.
Nice one! Plus it's cheap as shit!
Damn I need to get the zombie tools hookup. Probably the coolest choppers on earth.
Ain't no harm in trying... I did!
Fuck yeah! Kukri choppin' shit! Just watching this video has made me grow hair on my chest.... of drawers. Which is really fucking weird if you think about it. I mean how does that even work? Fuckit, it's beer-thirty.
It's beer thirty in 10 minutes!
N"REaster? Where you at?
That Vakra is as bad ass as you are in spite of the Universe not giving a shit about anything.
I just made it public: I don’t give a shit about IT either.
Shit! That wood came so close of downgrading your video quality! Or upgrading it. Who gives a shit?!
PS: you should see my pile of wood in need of burning.
We don't pay for trash pickup here, so we have to take our trash and recycling to the dump manually. Plus I like burning things, so that works out ok.
Especially liked this Fooken video
I'm surprised there's a zombie anything blade related that isn't crap. The marketing for zombie stuff makes me think this is 40$ and junk like the budk. Where's the lime green blood?
They have quite a few big choppers in their lineup. For me they have kind of a cold steel feel, but on a much smaller of a manufacturing scale. They don't take themselves too seriously and make a bunch of fun stuff. At least to me anyway. Part of the appeal of having a good chopper is having it easy to draw, and you can beat it up. The kukri style blade does that without being too big. A while back I reviewed the Condor Yoshimi. That is a well made blade, however the handle is too smooth, and it takes work to keep in your hand while chopping. This is much easier to handle.
Dude your my new fav channel, thx I should be going to sleep but I'll be up checking your vids out!! Love your fuck you comedy
Take a break! They'll still be around tomorrow!
I'm the guy that gives you the finger for driving 60 in the left lane. I'm also the guy that gives you the finger if you're texting or talking on the phone while driving. I'm also the guy that gives you the finger if you're just driving normal and not doing anything particularly irritating. I just don't like you while you're driving. Stay out of the fucking left lane.
Yeah man, fuck that shit. It's a law around here, but unfortunately no one fucking listens to it.
I think that you are my twin
I saw that you own a Himalayan Imports Khukuri. Have you ever heard of Tora Blades khukuris and would you be interested in reviewing one?
Yep! I have a few Kukris now, and even have a Kailash blades. I am not in a place for the next month or two where I can review any fixed blades- as I can't really show them off. But I might take you up on your offer once I get a backyard again. you can always hit me up at advancedknifebro@gmail
If you chop wood with a machete , I'm kinda worried you'll try shaving with a lawnmower .
I'm working on making this a reality.
President Camacho checking in:
"Fuck yea scrote"
I love president camacho!
FYI, your tactical voice sounds a bit like Billy Bob Thornton in Slingblade.
Ok, there's definitely some of that in there.
Came for witty banter. Stayed for Tang.
Hopefully someone spikes the tang.
Dude that's a Fucking hell of an upgrade from that bud k garbage ya been beatin on! Been following zombietools for several years now and have always loved their designs, just never had the cash to drop on one. Badass they donated one to "the channel" hahaha.
Yep! I'm glad I reached out to them. They make a few other models I have my eye on.
Fucking aye, this is a perfect companion for my tactical edc survival grenade.
Fuck yeah grenades. True story. I have a coworker who was pulled over for a broken tail light, and the cop asked him if he had a grenade in the car. Pro tip: don't laugh at a stupid question.
so good.
proper batoning this time well done . thats a nice chopper . and great job having a weaponized yard. this is the shit that really matters . oh and how much hate do you have to have to dislike this video.....seriously i want someone who hit thumbs down to explain why they did
I guess the bad words? The lack of reverence for knives? The tang joke. If we've all learned anything about the internet- whatever it is, some people out there will hate it. That's just a fact. Maybe that's their sole function in the universe?
I've always wanted to check out a blade from that company. They make some pretty ridiculous, and very cool shit!
Lot's of nice stuff if you have things to chop!
My best contribution to earth is spilling my potent seed into potential soil for weeds. Haven't got caught yet.
Like weinstein style?
I gotta see that Dull Shit Ontario upload A.S.A.P
Make it So !
I know, I can't leave that Christmas tree hanging forever.
The sense of humor got me here. Subscribed.
Thanks man!
But I was hanging out with the Universe the other day! That jerk...
Yeah... he don’t give a fuck!
Your sarcasm is quite tactical - so sharp you could cut yourself. Big fan of the vids; keep it up.
Kukri are awesome tools
Great for yard or jungle work.
You should probably review some safety glasses, or don’t and then you can just review an eye patch down the road.
I like the idea of an eye patch better.
Advanced Knife Bro awesome, new product idea for Nutsac. Hope they pay royalties.
Good edc for collecting edc Sabenzas and Leeks off unprepared zombies. Looks nice too.
A average person would loot a sebenza off a corpse and throw it back, because it looked pretty average.
My contribution is never needing nor wanting to own a knife yet watching every single advanced knife bro video
That is an excellent contribution!
This video is a good ‘un. Please consider the like button batoned. *tang*
Thanks dude!
Sweet holster Han Solo 😝💪🤷♂️
I'll take it!
hello mr senpai pls make a motorcycle review pls
I might.
If a legion on ents is invading you're our only hope for survival.
Help me advanced knife bro, your our only... well... I mean... I guess, not our only... but- I mean... a.. type of hope?
Upgraydd... two d's for double dose of pimping...
I bout peed...
Fuck, now i gotta watch that...
An awesome movie!
Thanks, Zombie Killer Bro!
I can't believe, that you let *everyone* watch you whack your wood!
Who knew? That when you bought that property. That you would get so much wood to chop, *every, damn, week!*
: - )
A great choice in music. Starting at 05:52
Though not normally my thing. I say, this is a good looking, and well made Vakra Kukri.
There's so much shit. I think a small tree in my yard is only 20 feet tall. Many I would say are 40-50? I have spent a ton of time scouring TH-cam's library for appropriate music. There's not much that I like, or that fits with my videos- but this one works.
Advanced Knife Bro. I was serious about the music. No sarcasm. Just so we're clear.
It really was, a very good choice and worked well.
Bro, where'd you get those boss gloves? And, more specifically, what brand are they? And whatnot?
Wells Lamont Hydra hyde insulated gloves. I think these are a discontinued model though.
Thanks. I guess they don't really go with skinny jeans and a tank top, anyway.
2:07 dude whats that sound, did you let your inner bee loose?
bzz
Buzz buzz buzz.
What kind of gloves did you use in the beginning
An older version of these.
www.amazon.com/Wells-Lamont-Waterproof-Weather-Gloves/dp/B00S97MSHY
7:11 Isn’t it “HOONGulas 2”???
That’s the way the OTHER knife TH-camr guys pronounce it, for some reason. 😳
These jokes are landing 100%. I don't take my obsession with weapons as seriously as a lot of people, haha. I get that it's just me being autistic as fuck, lol
I enjoyed the fuck out of this review.
Thanks man!
what in the actual fuck? this went in the Need pile.
My man!
I'm in the quarter of the handful
Awesome!
Pretty funny man!
I took a shot of Tang everytime. Now I have a healthy dose of vitamin C in my system. So jokes on you I won't be getting a cold anytime soon
Man... fuck this cold I have now...
Amazeballs was a decade ago? Man I’ve still been using phat and rad
I'm just guesstimating... I don't research anything.
Afuckingmazeballs! Love it, want it. Thanks, great vid bro. Cheers.
This guy gets it!
Yeah, but not as often has he’d like!
Even if I had a truck I would still start fires because ............... well fire........... and murica *he said in his tactical voice*
Great video, pretty funny!
Thanks!
Hey, WHAT’S THE BLADE TALLNESS???
...you called it
So much damned Tang drank, I feel like an astronaut. "Like" button = batonned.
You should make gun videos.
I should... but can't!
Oh and tang.
I haven't even thought of Bud K in a decade!
I have- I got them in my Instagram feed!
I think it's pronounced the zombie tools viagra
OOOHHHH! Where we you when I was recording this voiceover????
Advanced Knife Bro I dunno probably doing my daily sacrifices to Lynn Thompson
This was, without a doubt, the most insane tactical chopping test I've ever seen. GJ (good job)!
consider Dinosaur Jr.’s “Start Choppin’” as background music for your next chopper review choppin’ fadeout.
As a member of the "1/4 of a handfull" club I appreciate your humor. "Handle deep in tang" is a classic.
No one got the TANG joke, I was a kid when Tang came out. Orange flavor powder drink. Yum Yum...I think astronauts drink it?
Just here for the dick jokes
Thanks for showing off your F'n zombie wood wacker
Have a great day AKB
Dude your F@cking hilarious! So glad i found this channel!!!!
I'm proudly part of the 25% of the 50%. In other words, I'm part of the 12.5%.
You must aquire advanced language skills to chop shit with advanced language bros like Carlin. I don't know wtf I'm talking about but it probably has to do with the dead Russian writer and some big serpant that another dead guy that was in chains and Locke'd up. Probably some John. They're always named John. Or Johan. Eff johan! Probably didn't even have a butter knife.
I love knives, but hate knife bros. However, an ~advanced~ knife bro? I think I can get behind that. Great video, I appreciate your levity and disinterest in looking and/or acting like some kind of tacticool operator type. I came here from my buddy who works at ZT who linked your video, and didn't expect to actually find a great knife reviewer. You earned a subscriber dude, keep it up!
badass loved the slowmo with waltzing music!
I'm running out of music!
You crack me up bro! My contribution is .................................... ah fuck?
dude how are you so witty?
stlchevy95 beer
Maybe you're drunk!
I've boned wittier.....
Zombie Tools makes good weapons. A bit heavy but they are cool. No, I don’t believe in zombies. Yes, Skallingrim seduced me into buying a Reaver Cleaver. I might pick up a leather sheath if they have one for my model.
I don't believe in zombies, however I do believe in chopping wood!
Awesome review, broski.