Wow, this video really resonated with me, its like it was Taylor made, it really struck a chord, they really dialled in the comedy, you can really tele, I can't seem to switch off these puns, it's really pushing my buttons, now I'm feeling like a knob, I need to stop jacking these jokes before people think I'm a nut, I'm trying to not fret about it, I can't tune them out of my head, they are really amping up, they are starting to blend in with my thoughts, I'm trying to tone it down but now it's all fuzzy and distorted, it's getting harder to bridge the gap, it's giving me the blues, I keep slapping myself for letting it get this bad, the scale of it is really getting to me, hopefully I can drum up some support for my pun disorder, and hopefully someone can find The Cure for my odd case, and stop the chorus of puns going through me, and then I might be able to fret less
Friend:hey man can i borrow your piano? Me:Sure. (handling the letter P, O) Friend:What The Hell is this? Me:its what you ask for right? P and O (Get It?)
One time I was at guitar center talking with an employee about an older guitar I own and about how its fretboard was worn to shit. When I asked him if he thought the damage warranted replacing any of the frets he stopped, looked at me, and said "I wouldn't fret about it"
Customer: "I'll beat you with a guitar if you make another pun"
Jared: "Is that a fret?"
loool gode one
Best comment.
Brilliant
Don’t fret. It’ll be alright.
Hahahahahahaha 😂
this physically hurt me to watch
James Coyle its meant to
These puns make me suicidal.
HELLO
Still not as cringeworthy and provocative as tonewood
It physically hurts to HEAR.
D: D:
Customer: Hi I'm looking for a guitar
Employee: Hi looking for a guitar
The ultimate dad joke
Why do I see you everywhere?
Adam Hufnagel it could be me or another obi wan kenobi
Hello there
You turned her against Me!!
I love how he only has 3 customers to handle with... LOL
Thats the only customers that doesn’t run away
666th like!
They keep coming back.
"I know WATT I'm talking about" that one was really bad like...
It hertz a lot
OMG IM DYING
...get out.
Heh I messed up the even number, I’m like 201 😂😂😂
Oh my gosh
This is just reVOLTing.
Moral of the story: don’t let Jared work in any sort of instrument store
@@eliah7346 r/wooooosh
I would want him to work at the place I go to get guitars!
If he did I would want to shop there
Don’t *fret*
I'd find him entertaining 😆
actual footage of me and why i shouldn't be able to work at a guitar store
Lol same
Me too, but I shouldn't be able to live, really I think I'm being too annoying with the jokes ._.
I did this at my old town's guitar store all the time.
Customers loved me, employees hated me LOL
Hahaha! "We have special financing. One payment. Right now."
Customer: "we have a complaint about one of your employees"
Jared: "uke-an't stop me"
That sweeping joke timing tho
"Do you have any Gibsons?" "No..." *Gibsons directly behind them*
"But we have Gib-daughters" then the vomit in mouth reaction...
Sterling Guess I was literally about to comment that
No dude those are the Gib-daughters he was talking about
Yeah. That's the joke.
But i was going to say that
1:34 me trying to make friends
I feel ya
me trying to make friends 3:50
I lost it at the Basement Joke
Same lol
The banana though... that was unexpected
same here mate
How did the guitarist die?
He crashed his pickup into a bridge and broke his neck.
Had to do it.
Oh my Goooosh...
Dammit
i like my puns in triplets
Han Emil did u just assume their fender!! The guitarist could be a gib daughter
Lol wut
7:03 he should’ve said “mind if I join in on your jam session?” As he held up a jar of jelly
I think Jared's favorite band is PUNtera
GEORGE prot dude, nice try, but that one fell♭(flat)
Don't you ever goof on Pantera.
GEORGE prot do you think you work here
No, he listens to Five Finger Death PUNch
or PUNic! at the Disco.
I would’ve genuinely laughed at his jokes.
So would I
@Second Birth yo tambien me conozco
@Second Birth google translate is crap sorry i meant 'I know,me too'
Dad jokes are >>>>>
Same tho
“Do you have Gibson’s?” “no”
Gibson’s literally behind him.
Gretch
Do you understand humour at all?
*Psst* That's the joke
r/Wooosh
lol ikr.
"Its just a joke, pedal down"
*throws the pedal with no second thoughts*
I was waiting for the crash, but heard someone catch it! LOL!
love the puns, now I wanna go use them on Guitar Center employees lol
"Hello is this a guitar store?"
"NO I AM PATRIC"
I’m pretty sure this is the guitar store
Nah this is squidward 😂
NO!!! THIS IS PATRICK!!!
*I am not a guitar store*
NO THIS IS PATRICK
NoooooooOoooOoo !!! ... This is PATRICK. !!!
Is this the Guitar Store?
NO, THIS IS JARED!!!!!!!
No, this is Patrick
He's not a guitar store.
UHHHHH LEMME CHECK
Metallic Umbreon No, this is Patrick
I put your likes up to 666. Your welcome
the pause for the broom... yes
Ok the “are you shure” was actually hilarious
I laughed a lot more than I should have at the strandberg joke lol
i lost my shit at that one!
Haha ikr
Yeah that one was actually pretty good.
-googles what strandberg means-
....people make headless guitars???
Hoshi Hearts They're beautiful guitars, when I one day have some spare cash I'll get one :D
"Gibsons?... noooo, only Gib-Daughters" LMAOOOOOO I lost it at that
Anakin Vader xD
there was gibsons right behind him too XD
It's over Anakin, I have the high ground
Why wasn't Anakin ready to have a kid:
He loves to slaughter children
“Is Joe here?”
I was expecting “joe mama” but we got *”BanJoe”*
2017 was a simpler time
No, Joe Biden is still in the basement
I actually laughed at "We had to ban Joe"
Zach Kent "don't lose your head over it" got me pretty good
The "half off" really made me laugh
Zach Kent Same
same
Duncan Wright has a.9CPhc,
What is a guitarists favorite car
Pickup.....
Tobias Thats not a car it’s a truck so the pun kinda doesn’t work XD
Shadow/ /Games and Vlogs
Its also not a cat
Eric A. DAMNIT I hate typos XD
Shadow/ /Games and Vlogs
They suck
A fender
*Comes rushing into the playing area, making explosion sounds*
"Dude what's going on?"
"The action is so hiiiigh"
"Nice Stratocaster."
"Did you just assume my FENDER?!"
You’re of-Fender-ing me
Sorry to of-fender you , hope we can GUILD a better relationship from here
There just guitar puns, no need to FRET
they're*
Thanks for putting FRET in capitals so we could get the joke.
MS Messiah they're*
I pu it in caps so more people could PICKUP on the joke
I don't get it?
"do you have any Gibson's here?"
"No but there are some behind me"😂
😂😂😂😂😂
God i could totally relate to this. Ever since becoming a dad i've been like this literally, corny jokes nobody else laughs about but me hahaha
yeam man
Herri Hernal im like this........ and im 16.... i have no friends.......
TheMinersMinors
That's also describes me perfectly wtf i thought i was the only one
This is the best kind of humor if you ask me.
Content 69 I do them just to see how far I can go with them to piss off the few friends I have
Jared's videos aren't really my cup of tea but that recorder bit where he slowly inserted it into that guys mouth and he just kept talking was gold.
These dad jokes are so bad they're funny. Just like real ones.
This is so dumb but so hilarious I love it!! 😂
"ban joe" jesus :')
MoxxiOmegle Gsus Christ all these puns are bad
He snuck a ukulele joke in there too....
*Ben Joe
5:54 was so unexpected i actually laughed
The shure one was good.
For Shure.
You. I like you.
Well that's reas-Shure-ing
Please stop.
Lautaro Emanuel Galán Cid are you Shure you want them to?
I expected a lot of drop D (D A D) jokes to be here, but... it was something i wasn't beware of
Or jokes about Disneyland After Dark...
3:51 Austin says “what happened with my uncle” 😂😂
What did the Guitar say to Jared
Pick on someone your own size
Brandon Garcia this made my fucking day 😂😂😂😂
Headlines: guitar convinces drummer to start playing bass
Brandon Garcia Why Do You Capitalize Every First Letter
Brandon Garcia, BURN JARED, BURN!!
Tyler Peters Idk It's Just Something I Do. It's Weird.
I sat through 9 minutes and 22 seconds of bad Dad guitar jokes...
and lived.
The Cable Guy: Guitar Store Edition
Starring Jim Carrey, Jared Dines, and many other famed comedians!
Wow, this video really resonated with me, its like it was Taylor made, it really struck a chord, they really dialled in the comedy, you can really tele, I can't seem to switch off these puns, it's really pushing my buttons, now I'm feeling like a knob, I need to stop jacking these jokes before people think I'm a nut, I'm trying to not fret about it, I can't tune them out of my head, they are really amping up, they are starting to blend in with my thoughts, I'm trying to tone it down but now it's all fuzzy and distorted, it's getting harder to bridge the gap, it's giving me the blues, I keep slapping myself for letting it get this bad, the scale of it is really getting to me, hopefully I can drum up some support for my pun disorder, and hopefully someone can find The Cure for my odd case, and stop the chorus of puns going through me, and then I might be able to fret less
omg
Do you work at guitar store?
I'm going to use this the first chance I get.
*facepalm*
Good Christ theres 28
We need a blooper reel. There's no way you guys got these in one shot lmfao
“Hey does joe work here?”
My brain: Don’t do it.
DONT DO IT!
Me:JOE MAMA!
Finally a man of culture.
ohh man that Strandberg pun was a deep cut lmao
John Garcia strandbergs don't have headstocks on them :p therefore "don't lose your head over it"
IAmDitzy oh god u too
i couldn't STRAND it
Axe-actly!
don't take offense but I wanted to slap you after the 5th pun
It's intentional
TRIVIUT \m/
Yeah SLAP him like what you do with the bass
Hahaha that is the best name I've ever seen
Heh That's what Flea said!
Netflix: are you still watching
Someone's daughter: 3:51
He should've done an " A minor" pun...get it?...
Reese Dalton those puns were so flat♭, dude should be under a rest (arrest). I was expecting him to get in treble. 🎼
Reese Dalton yah
Thats pretty good
A Fenderbendertenderlendersenderpenderspenderslendergenderstander?
I was not expecting character development in a skit. This is "low key" brilliant
NO YOU DIDNT-
@@whydoesthisexist4820 YES
@3:00 I started tearing up in laughter! "Lot of A-PEAL!"
Geoffrey Breedwell that banana costume
This is totally me, I work at a music store and I love doing this to people
Liam Brown it makes it so awkward...
I know, but it's so entertaining I can't help it. I don't do it all the time, don't want it to get boring
guy :do you have any gibsons here
jared: no
litterly gibson in the back ground
*Psst* That's the joke
No that’s a off brand one
8:11 I'd buy it just for the fret board
When he shoved the recorder in his mouth XD
“I have nothing to GAIN from lying to you”
i was so sad when he did not say " Then why don't you Cape O way from me"
"it's not all about uke"
**uke pops out of nowhere**
ok that one was really funny
"we have some gib daughters"
random dude: *gags*
Friend:hey man can i borrow your piano?
Me:Sure. (handling the letter P, O)
Friend:What The Hell is this?
Me:its what you ask for right? P and O
(Get It?)
William Frederick Iversen omg that's good but I can't use it because the way we pronounce piano isn't the american way 😂
William Frederick Iversen dude that joke sucks 😂I love it
William Frederick iversen dude... thats too good.
William Frederick iversen Fuck
KILL MEEE
Dad jokes, aka puns. I laughed so hard it hertz.
I'll bet you say that joke with a lot of frequency. . .
Thats watt I thought
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😭😭😭💀💀💀
@@DrKFC69 that was a MAJOR mistake.
What’s the difference between a guitarist and a refrigerator?
Answer: The refrigerator can actually feed a family
Oof
dude
But who can find the g spot?
strandberg... don't lose your head over... AHAHAHAH
Still more helpful than Guitar Center
Russell'sGuitarCovers lol
I’ll take bad jokes over douchebaggery and day
"Oh this is a silly little video, I'll just watch it real quick."
*checks video length*
"Oh Jesus lord..."
This is an obscene amount of dad jokes in one video. Thank you Jared
I laughed the most at the "one payment, right now" financing.
I like how they made the guitar experience real. I always go to one and I’m suddenly looking at everything
In the beginning of the video the store is closed, yet they walk on in 😂😂
give me bloopers noooow!!!!!!!
yea, bloopers! bloopers!
“Someone’s got a small case of the grumpies” I’m in tears
Last time i was so early, Suicide Silence was still good.
Tobias Huber tee hee
You're not early, you're on time.
Tobias Huber tee hee
Tobias Huber so you've never been early?
Tobias Huber _Tee-hee_
is it bad that I find these jokes funny?
CoolRonne ron Nope lmao
The messa one is funny!
Very... very bad
RG Indian I actually like the jokes.
Harrison Clark I was kidding, mate
3:49 he just shoves a recorder in the poor man's mouth and he takes 2 years to respond🤣
The most of them are my humor
3:48 wtf xD
That's the one that broke me XD!
He was shoving puns down their throats, what'd you expect?
Givin dat gud succ
If I wasn't so awkward and my local store had a guy like this, he would be my favorite employee.
I made it through 6 minutes and I can't take it anymore I'm done bye guys
One time I was at guitar center talking with an employee about an older guitar I own and about how its fretboard was worn to shit.
When I asked him if he thought the damage warranted replacing any of the frets he stopped, looked at me, and said "I wouldn't fret about it"
I laughed so hard! I can't wait to tell those jokes to my children.
Funny how he was wearing a "Puni" T shirt :D
It's Plini but whatever...
A real puni-shirt
The strandberg joke was perfect
2:25 it sounds like he’s playing pray for plagues
R.I.P JARED DINES
AFTER STEVIE T DESTROYS HIM ON SHRED WARS
Stevie Testes is the BEST..
What you talking about Stevie was just doing scales and sweeps jared was doing all kinds of shit jared destroyed him
JESUS CHRIST IT NEVER FUCKING ENDS
I NOTICED IT TOO
Customer:
Pinch me
Cashier:
*pinches customer*
Customer:
Hey the strings 😂
Gib-DAUGHTERS. Has me dead.
4:01 Voice crack? 😂
Giorgos Boultadakis ye lol
Not a voice crack
Dog bark?
It’s an inhale.
LMFAOO the Capo Man is my favorite! That was so creative and clever
You sir are a mad genius.
I laughed sooooooooo haard hahaha :D that's more like
"guitar emplyees trolling"
A customer once asked me where the moving blankets were.
"Actually sir, you have to move them yourself."
I'll see myself out.
Best part of the video was the VAN HALEN Stripes paint on the wall heading in to store!!!!!
#wallhalen EVH said go for it and I did.
I love you for doing that
I'm just gonna insert my profile pic into this conversation
holy shit thats awesome!
I love the Guitar Store!!! They have some really cool and weird stuff that you really won't find anywhere else. Very punny video too.
And I love you. You are cool and weird.
when he said “i just picked your nose” i heard myself say
“shut up, just, shut up”
Djared's favorite guitarist is John PUNtrucci