Not attracted to plus size women? We'll you're a bigot says Tiktoker

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  • @ItsAGundam
    @ItsAGundam  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1774

    Hey bestie, You're a problematic bigot.
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    • @andyz2861
      @andyz2861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Somehow you posted a comment from 2 hours ago to a video put up 3 minutes ago...

    • @hiway7
      @hiway7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Need a wallet with Stu on it.

    • @1991aj2
      @1991aj2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I freaking love your videos! Makes my work day all that better!

    • @TaddiestMason
      @TaddiestMason 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It’s people like her that decided sexual orientation wasn’t a choice and shaming someone for something they can’t control like that is awful-therefore SHE is the bigot for thinking we can (or should even try) control who we’re attracted to sexually. Either it’s a choice and all those people who hate(d) gay people were right that it’s a choice, or they’re wrong and so is she.

    • @simplythebest2k
      @simplythebest2k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What we really should be talking about is how Chicks are kitchenphobic now days! Hahah

  • @starcrafsf7101
    @starcrafsf7101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3361

    Just because she only eats margarine doesn’t make her marginalized.

    • @lekhaclam87
      @lekhaclam87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      That requires some big brain thinking there! I don't think tiktokers can grasp such a concept.

    • @lekhaclam87
      @lekhaclam87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That requires some big brain thinking there! I don't think tiktokers can grasp such a concept.

    • @jonhstonk7998
      @jonhstonk7998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I laughed irl

    • @Walamonga1313
      @Walamonga1313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      You absolute genius

    • @Datalanche
      @Datalanche 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Premium quality comment.

  • @nuclearmedicineman6270
    @nuclearmedicineman6270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4915

    Ok.. I'll play then; "I'm looking for someone who loves running marathons." Your move, blubberella.

    • @messagefromtheKing10
      @messagefromtheKing10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +330

      Participating or watching? Cause they'll try and catch you on a technicality.

    • @ThePrelude2life
      @ThePrelude2life 3 ปีที่แล้ว +584

      @@messagefromtheKing10 lol he said “I’m looking for someone who loves running marathons” there’s no technicality here.

    • @somedude1666
      @somedude1666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      I mean I'm pretty sure running anything above 2 miles would disqualify 99% of fat women while leaving some leeway for women with a bit more cushion for the pushin'

    • @mr.j9242
      @mr.j9242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@ThePrelude2life they will create one 😄

    • @rbracewell21
      @rbracewell21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      Lmfao blubberella!!!!!

  • @byazura9824
    @byazura9824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    I like how she laughs like she's winning the argument .

    • @REPVILE
      @REPVILE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      She seems like an angry kindergarten teacher. This is exactly the way she would speak to toddlers

    • @joeshmoe6930
      @joeshmoe6930 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      What argument? It's just her, in a video, blowing sunshine up her own ass.

    • @aaronorr5586
      @aaronorr5586 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@joeshmoe6930 Exactly. Making this video is her way of propping up her low self esteem while not engaging in actual dialogue with another person. She is truly a sad individual. Pity her.

    • @Heyjay1977
      @Heyjay1977 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well it isn’t called an argument if the only one who is talking doesn’t retain anything you said

    • @shok24199
      @shok24199 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She's laughing like she's about to stab someone.

  • @justanother161
    @justanother161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    She got crazy eyes for sure. She's the type that calls you middle of the night and when you answer she says I love watching you sleep and she's at your window

    • @MisticWays
      @MisticWays 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How romantic lol 😂

    • @larion2336
      @larion2336 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And she's standing on a crane because the ladder broke

    • @lordhellstrande7188
      @lordhellstrande7188 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Come on now...you know she'd be in the room and call

  • @blampfno
    @blampfno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1557

    Okay, here's my preference: "I prefer a partner who can FIT in a kayak."

    • @blampfno
      @blampfno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      And no, I'm not fat phobic, I'm kayakphilic.

    • @loppyhero7196
      @loppyhero7196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      😂😂😂

    • @skirk248
      @skirk248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Ideally without sinking it

    • @MemoryMori
      @MemoryMori 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      GOLDEN!!! :D :D :D

    • @mjkittredge
      @mjkittredge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Makes me think of that shallow hal scene where she tips the canoe in the air

  • @ashleybrooke2087
    @ashleybrooke2087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +838

    She seems like the kind of person who might get rejected due to her personality but immediately attribute it to her weight.

    • @johnnonamegibbon3580
      @johnnonamegibbon3580 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Exactly. Plenty of men and women actually like fat to an extent. In fact all our old art had fat people going back to the ice age.
      It's most likely that she looks unhinged.

    • @derajalen_the_fallout_modder
      @derajalen_the_fallout_modder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You can tell by the crazy eyes 🤪
      I'm willing to bet she is a teacher as well. They learn that condescending tone from indoctrination colleges where they get their license or whatever.

    • @midlifeparty
      @midlifeparty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Her personality carrys a lot of weight.

    • @Slayingsoup
      @Slayingsoup 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “Might”

    • @3dwardcullen69
      @3dwardcullen69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      fat is not attractive.

  • @DarkhorseSJ
    @DarkhorseSJ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    I once let a fat girl be on top. My hips are still recovering to this day. My preference is now to preserve my skeletal integrity. Never again, man.

    • @joshuaiowa2190
      @joshuaiowa2190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I did that once and while I was under her weight I tried to think of a nice way to say get off of me I can't breathe.. I ended up saying I have to pee just to get some air...

    • @gregoryleevandall1880
      @gregoryleevandall1880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lmfao this is gold

    • @maxiom7476
      @maxiom7476 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dang brah. Hope you're doing well these days man.

    • @Queenofthatank
      @Queenofthatank 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The fact a bigger guy dislocated my ribs makes this comment gold 🤣🤣

    • @DarkhorseSJ
      @DarkhorseSJ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Queenofthatank The door swings both ways :)

  • @TrenchMan93
    @TrenchMan93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    This ladies tone gives me a “teacher who hates you because your dad dumped her in gradeschool.” Vibes.

  • @pauljones4763
    @pauljones4763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +926

    "Big girls need love too but they gotta pay"
    -Quagmire

    • @glennhouston5686
      @glennhouston5686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Giggitty giggitty giggitty 🤣🍻👍🏿
      "Gas cash or grass"

    • @mikecziraky2037
      @mikecziraky2037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Who else but quagmire. He’s quagmire he’s quagmire Gigity Gigity goo

    • @khdmhd2947
      @khdmhd2947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hahahahahaha!!!!!!

    • @MartinSawyer
      @MartinSawyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      "No fat chicks"
      -Peter

    • @ligmasack9038
      @ligmasack9038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They have to pay what they weigh!

  • @ihavetowait90daystochangem67
    @ihavetowait90daystochangem67 3 ปีที่แล้ว +916

    I’m fat and I honestly hate being this way, why would anyone defend themselves for being fat? I’ve started to lose weight and I honestly feel better

    • @user-rl6wr2ny7f
      @user-rl6wr2ny7f 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      Keep killing it. I have lost 100lbs with 35 more to go. You will thank yourself.

    • @csolivais1979
      @csolivais1979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Me, too. And am also losing weight. But from what I've seen, it's because they don't want to do the work and make the sacrifices needed to lose weight, so, to make themselves feel better about themselves, we all have to pretend that being overweight is healthy.

    • @Idiodyssey87
      @Idiodyssey87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      I recently crossed back down from obesity to just being overweight, and I gotta say, being thinner feels better than any food could ever taste.

    • @Sheithan
      @Sheithan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Good shit, keep it up!

    • @naheemquattlebaum2267
      @naheemquattlebaum2267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Good work bro. Been hitting the gym myself. Keep going 🤗

  • @mercy1319
    @mercy1319 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Women like this are the reason I thought it was okay and normal that I was obese at 19. It’s actually pretty gross. I started watching your videos a year ago and I lift twice my body weight now lol. Crazy

    • @kimmogensen4888
      @kimmogensen4888 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good to hear you got in shape, a healthy body is important.
      The woman in the video's biggest problem for me wasn't her weight, but when she said you're wrong and those eyes gave me the feeling she wasn't someone you should so much as talk to.
      The psychiatric hospital gaze, only the same facial features with the pupils greatly dilated are more dangerous, then the brain is ready for battle and if it is not a dangerous situation, where you are really in danger, something is completely wrong.

    • @Baklava_the_Alchemist
      @Baklava_the_Alchemist 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@kimmogensen4888 My ex was always ready to throw fists, and she had the same eyes.

  • @insertclevernamehere1186
    @insertclevernamehere1186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Guy: "Are you attracted to Danny Devito?"
    Girl: "No..."
    Guy: "WELL I AM, AND SO SHOULD YOU!"

  • @TrueCicero
    @TrueCicero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +636

    “If you don’t prefer plus size women you’re a bigot!”
    Her Tinder profile: No GuYs UnDeR 6 fEeT, sOrRy 👐

    • @stewartleslie3292
      @stewartleslie3292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I actually had her profile appear on my list... The phone has never worked the same since.

    • @simonphoenix3789
      @simonphoenix3789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@stewartleslie3292 ran out of storage space?

    • @xentris2853
      @xentris2853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@simonphoenix3789 yep the phone had 500gb and she took all of it she tried to take 1TB...

    • @Mooshkajoe
      @Mooshkajoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@xentris2853 My fucking sides

    • @xentris2853
      @xentris2853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Mooshkajoe 😂

  • @Inboc85
    @Inboc85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    With a personality like that, she wonders why she is the way she is.

    • @anonyeetmas2180
      @anonyeetmas2180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      She could lose 100lbs and still be so very unattractive, that voice is nails to chalkboard

    • @seemslegit6203
      @seemslegit6203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@anonyeetmas2180 an SS battalion was like teletubbies compared to that personality

    • @Walamonga1313
      @Walamonga1313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@anonyeetmas2180 Her being fat is the least problematic thing. The way she talks as if addressing 5 year olds, with that annoying ass voice? Jeez, I would never get near her even if she was pretty

    • @BrownGaijin
      @BrownGaijin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TRUTH!

    • @anonyeetmas2180
      @anonyeetmas2180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Walamonga1313 yea patronizing tone is enough to wanna put her through a wall

  • @DigitalApex
    @DigitalApex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Adult pre-K lesson." These people think they're so above you, it's disgusting. Like the rolls on her face.

  • @tysonolsen4862
    @tysonolsen4862 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It always bothers me when people confuse my disgust for a phobia.

  • @gimmesucc
    @gimmesucc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1827

    The last few years have made me realize that being called a bigot just means I'm doing something a reasonable person would.

    • @JohnDoe-cx7qz
      @JohnDoe-cx7qz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Yep. Bigot is basically the new normal at this point.

    • @Chawkes420
      @Chawkes420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@JohnDoe-cx7qz when they call you bigot for doing the normal, its the day they all warned us about in 1984

    • @lememe9781
      @lememe9781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Yes every bigot I met is doing pretty well, and they tend to be reasonable ppl

    • @Jrum_KnoyZ
      @Jrum_KnoyZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣

    • @dadgod3615
      @dadgod3615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Traditon becomes rebellion.

  • @alexmason8557
    @alexmason8557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1442

    No man ever said: she seems like a good catch, let me get my harpoon.
    Get it?

    • @Ruffi0
      @Ruffi0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Mr Krabs did when he caught Pearls mother

    • @blank-vj1mc
      @blank-vj1mc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Oi matey she got the blubber on her to light our lanterns for a month! Landwhale ahoy!

    • @joxerd
      @joxerd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Or when Loki uses Thor for a wedding with a giant.
      The giant it a man.

    • @adamhearts9195
      @adamhearts9195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol. Alex. That was funny

    • @Elixir9
      @Elixir9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

  • @harvestbrothfromthesloth4657
    @harvestbrothfromthesloth4657 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Progressivism' if just fascism with manners" It'sAGundam, you win at commentary. You just win.

  • @Hotpocketmountiandew
    @Hotpocketmountiandew 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I lost it when she said kyaking. Like imagine her trying to get into a kyak. Like trying to transport shamus children via kyak. That would be epic.

  • @icyymatt6457
    @icyymatt6457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +787

    Now ask if she’ll go out with a “plus size” man and watch how offended she’ll be. 😭😭

    • @durchfaII
      @durchfaII 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Lmao

    • @eo5167
      @eo5167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      @@durchfaII They call them fat and not plus size.

    • @Idiodyssey87
      @Idiodyssey87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      Only men are "fat" or "overweight." Women are "plus-sized" or "in fat bodies" (Notice the effort to divorce themselves from all accountability for their weight with that 2nd one.)

    • @EarlingSteward
      @EarlingSteward 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      FF restaurants should be banned in the US, fr.

    • @josephinenelan4204
      @josephinenelan4204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Ask if she'll date a mute triple amputee. I'm sure she's less marginalized than someone like that. When's the last time sign language was a popular mainstream thing? And how would you deal with understanding someone that has 1 or no hands. Probably not worth her love.

  • @allancarreon5679
    @allancarreon5679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +785

    Imagine trying this hard to be a victim when you literally have the privilege of getting enough food to actually get that fat like there are actual victims in the world starving right now

    • @lisasingh5816
      @lisasingh5816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      The sad thing is, someone out there is agreeing with this young woman 🤦🏽‍♀️. Society is trash these days.

    • @thoticcusprime9309
      @thoticcusprime9309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@lisasingh5816 society is has mostly been trash. look at the 1900's. Rome, Dark ages. etc

    • @migelo4705
      @migelo4705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah land whales need to shut up.

    • @killmeorudie1
      @killmeorudie1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yeah this lady is definitely consuming more than her fair share of the resources and has the audacity to complain about it. Disgusting

    • @FaolanHart
      @FaolanHart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      To be fair, in the west being fat has long since stopped being a sign of wealth. Quite the opposite.
      Because there is so much trash in EVERYTHING eating healthy costs more money & often takes more time & knowledge.
      Knowledge that you won't learn as part of your education. & no there is a little more to it than eating green things all the time & working out.
      It also tends to come as a side effect of mental health issues. Why care for your body when you struggle to even find a reason to live?
      Don't get me wrong, she's an obnoxious asshole that blames her own life choices on others. I just take umbrage with the idea that being fat is down to privilege.

  • @Burbowantsahug
    @Burbowantsahug 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    She’s just mad she can’t get a boyfriend

  • @tonybippitykaye
    @tonybippitykaye 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I gained weight over Covid and my looks and overall appearance have suffered because of it. I can at least stand on my two feet and say it’s my fault and also my responsibility to lose it and get back to where I was. These kind of people are just lazy and don’t want to put effort in, relying on entitlement that they don’t deserve. Not to mention “adult pre-k lesson?”Who’s really being the childish one here??? Certainly not the one being passive aggressive, giggling like a little c**t, and EXTREMELY condescending…

  • @TrueUnderDawgGaming
    @TrueUnderDawgGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2624

    If someone has to laugh hysterically before their statement, then you know BS is about to come flying at your face

    • @jessespeers5357
      @jessespeers5357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Damn, i see you on every video i watch 😂

    • @nukesaway4806
      @nukesaway4806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jessespeers5357 stalker

    • @Drums_of_Liberation
      @Drums_of_Liberation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So is that why the Joker is so popular?

    • @sinisterthoughts2896
      @sinisterthoughts2896 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty much.

    • @stephanc6138
      @stephanc6138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      forgetting its mostly villains an witches do that.

  • @Kune35
    @Kune35 3 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    I can't help but notice that the one article you referenced went out of its way to call women "plus-sized", and the men "overweight". That's...that's the pinnacle of being a double standard.

    • @goddog74
      @goddog74 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Let's be real: the fat positive movement is only catered to fat women, men really don't give a f. Go to the women's section in a clothing store, definitely at least one fat model. In the men's section, ripped and healthy actual models.

    • @SebasTian58323
      @SebasTian58323 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@goddog74 it's almost like men are generally way less sensitive about their weight, and generally don't kick up a fuss about things unless it's actually really bad. That may be because society at large doesn't really care to listen, but at least we're not out there calling everyone phobic or bigots for not buying into all their bullcrap. Glad to see comments like yours here

    • @likeandsharedeeznutsbruh2845
      @likeandsharedeeznutsbruh2845 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thats what I noticed too lmao if woman didn't have double standards they'd have none

    • @publius5128
      @publius5128 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Misandry is an obligation and is celebrated in western civilization.

    • @Abettorman
      @Abettorman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Came looking for this comment

  • @Quigmman
    @Quigmman ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Fascism with manners" I like that analogy alot holy SHIT

  • @tossacointoyourwitcher3951
    @tossacointoyourwitcher3951 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As a plus size woman, its ok to not be attracted to me :) im not even attracted to me. its why im losing weight lmao

  • @tracksideguy1228
    @tracksideguy1228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +711

    I love how she thinks hobbies are preferences, like people just couldn’t stand to date someone who could dare to kayak.

    • @trey8378
      @trey8378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I love yakin

    • @claranadine1086
      @claranadine1086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      IKR?!

    • @rlaw1971
      @rlaw1971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Kayaking gets the weed wet... and this broad couldn't find a kayak that she couldn't sink.... Rent the queen Mary maybe...

    • @tracksideguy1228
      @tracksideguy1228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@rlaw1971 that’s why I smoke before hitting the water , but on the second point , you right you damn right

    • @ProllyBored
      @ProllyBored 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      “Having a preference like someone that kayaks or wakes up early” ok yes you’re talking about people that aren’t overweight because they actually go out and do shit.
      The reason people aren’t attracted to fat people is because their interests generally don’t include physical activity. Fat isn’t a defining factor but it show how little discipline and enjoyment of physical activity you have. Opposite side of the coin is fat people that are into people that are active and eat healthy but don’t want to do that. Being fat is a lifestyle and says a lot about who you are as a person. I don’t just mean men and women that have a little extra chub, I’d your FAT then it’s a lifestyle choice and includes everyday activities and meals not just your body size. We’re human beings, were not stupid, we can take clues from something as little as the shirt you’re wearing. You’re a recovering alcoholic? Don’t date someone wearing a beer shirt. You like to be physically active and eat healthy? Don’t date a far person. It’s as simples as that, it’s not about body weight it’s about life choices.

  • @justyagre6296
    @justyagre6296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    I remember when a Latina told me she didn't date white guys. Rather than being offended, I told her, "Wow! I don't either! We have so much in common!"

    • @MrKodachii
      @MrKodachii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Did you get her to date you? Usually humor does a pretty good job making people forget.

    • @crocutabruta9723
      @crocutabruta9723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      There are so many Latinas out there anyway.

    • @sopronunciareglignocchi7255
      @sopronunciareglignocchi7255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You should stay within your race anyway.

    • @FilthyFloor
      @FilthyFloor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@sopronunciareglignocchi7255 Latin people are the same "race" as whites. Both are caucasian.

    • @justyagre6296
      @justyagre6296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@MrKodachii The funny thing is, I wasn't trying to. She just told me for no real reason.

  • @charliebrown2460
    @charliebrown2460 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This lady has the craziest "crazy eyes" I've ever seen.

  • @RichardDuryea
    @RichardDuryea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    What really bugs me about Tic Tok is the condescending attitude people use when they are trying to make a point. That attitude is not going to help their case at all.

  • @kevinhibbard320
    @kevinhibbard320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    I love how the article say plus sized women and overweight men unironically

    • @adgato75
      @adgato75 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      We should change it to to "land whales" and "guys who enjoy life". Watch them blow up haha

    • @crescendo5594
      @crescendo5594 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@adgato75 lmao

    • @cimmeriabastardsword
      @cimmeriabastardsword 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Using her logic plus sized women are fatphobic too!

    • @peoplez129
      @peoplez129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      and morbidly obese women are identified as "Super Sized Big Beautiful Women". Also unironically.

    • @Cultural_Supremacist
      @Cultural_Supremacist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That’s called programming.

  • @grumbledore424
    @grumbledore424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +915

    "If you lump all fat people into a group, that's fat phobic."
    No, that's called a pod.

    • @udin2842
      @udin2842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      dude that is a hars insult......................................to a pod, atleast a pod can save you live when disaster happen but fatties, they even can't save their wallet.

    • @brokenland5154
      @brokenland5154 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LMAO

    • @misterprecocious2491
      @misterprecocious2491 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More like a potential black hole.😂

    • @miked884
      @miked884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      though you called group of cows a heeder?

    • @zibix4562
      @zibix4562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@misterprecocious2491 only if their ego and dense asses close in on them

  • @OmegaTou
    @OmegaTou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Such an easy dodge. I have a preference for people who get up early in the morning to go to the gym. I have a preference for people who don't eat carbs. Also, I have a preference for people who don't use Tiktok.

  • @patricknewton5137
    @patricknewton5137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Bruh I'm so glad I've found you. You are hilarious 😂

  • @StevenLeeStudios
    @StevenLeeStudios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1234

    Hey bestie, just don't want a woman who is gonna go through dialysis at the age of 40-50 and die

  • @snubbe0930
    @snubbe0930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    How to make me immediately hate someone: that giggle.

    • @talsauron9442
      @talsauron9442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Oh good someone to share my pain with!

    • @misho-shi8932
      @misho-shi8932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Exactly!

    • @monsterhunterrivi6303
      @monsterhunterrivi6303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      and just her attitude in general XD i showed this to a buddy of mine that's a grade A chubby chaser and he's like yeah nope. hell nope. Nope Sandwich. just based off of that attitude

    • @singaporesammy
      @singaporesammy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      She's got the body of Jabba the Hutt and the personality of Salacious Crumb.

    • @had1toomany114
      @had1toomany114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Agreed. It’s the way she does it. It’s so condescending.

  • @vanceamania
    @vanceamania 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I must have listened to you laughing at your own kitten joke over and over so many times dude. I couldn't stop laughing myself.

  • @AgentK87
    @AgentK87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Honestly... so tired of the whole adding "phobia" onto everything. It means "to be afraid of". THAT'S IT. I highly, highly, highly doubt that anyone is genuinely afraid of fat people 😂 or afraid of anything they've recently attached "phobia" too

  • @Seebeejeebees
    @Seebeejeebees 3 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    "Having a preference is something like 'I want a partner who like pizza' hehe"
    Ok, I'll indulge you. How about I want a partner who likes pizza way, way, way, waaay less than you do.

    • @alumpycow6694
      @alumpycow6694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I prefer mine to leave me some pizza and not demand I order three..

    • @valentinegonsalves7322
      @valentinegonsalves7322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I prefer someone who doesn't pretend like their Belle from Beauty and the Beast while drinking ketchup instead of water when thirsty.

    • @fredflux2738
      @fredflux2738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Genius

    • @hansgruber9685
      @hansgruber9685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@valentinegonsalves7322 I thought she was “pretending” to be beast.

    • @coleellenbogen4531
      @coleellenbogen4531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or, its possible you live an active lifestyle and want a partner who can keep up with you. It's not automatically true, but there are some people you can look at and KNOW they'd prefer lounging around to, say, going for a run or bike ride.

  • @isaac13d
    @isaac13d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    As a random person once said:
    "If idiots could fly, Tiktok would be an airport!"

    • @Genesis-xc8si
      @Genesis-xc8si 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Look at the government. Idiots do fly.

    • @taigar.2085
      @taigar.2085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Genesis-xc8si and on our dime too

    • @oil1252
      @oil1252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LMAO THIS IS GOLD

    • @HRHtheDude
      @HRHtheDude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ...connecting directly to Twitter.

    • @taigar.2085
      @taigar.2085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@oil1252 well if we were you Oil we'd have to worry about military involvement, so I'm good with gold.

  • @tlongsword5185
    @tlongsword5185 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I have never been on tiktok. Seeing clips like this tells me I haven't missed much. It is too sad to be entertaining.

  • @hillaryclinton2415
    @hillaryclinton2415 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Speaking for a friend.. he pursues obese women..once you get past the smell, he says, they are usually desperate enuf to do everything.

  • @madmaria88
    @madmaria88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    so if a guy says "I don't date women, that's not my preference" she would call him a misogynist. But he's just gay

    • @MK_ULTRA420
      @MK_ULTRA420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      There are feminists who think being gay is an act of misogyny.

    • @vuton7670
      @vuton7670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@MK_ULTRA420 lol that’s awesome

    • @matronmalice9867
      @matronmalice9867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@MK_ULTRA420 This is why the aliens don't come here. Stupid people. They don't want to catch it.

    • @vitaliitomas8121
      @vitaliitomas8121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@MK_ULTRA420 someone call LGBTQwhatever activists, them feminists are homophobic

    • @Xegethra
      @Xegethra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah it's a maze of contradictions and double standards. A minefield.

  • @elguapo87
    @elguapo87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    If I want a girl who likes to “Kayak” I think she also has to be able to fit in the Kayak

    • @sicawhoremanchester6821
      @sicawhoremanchester6821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I'm sure she would fit, it's figuring out how to stay above the water that's the issue

    • @sonictelephone1526
      @sonictelephone1526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@sicawhoremanchester6821 or how to get her back out

    • @meat-hook
      @meat-hook 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol. I guess I'm out of unique thoughts because I posted exactly this before I scrolled down.

    • @alaouijaafar8266
      @alaouijaafar8266 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      she is the kayak

    • @sonictelephone1526
      @sonictelephone1526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The question really should be - what does a whale need a kayak for anyway?

  • @jackall-trades6149
    @jackall-trades6149 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Whew...I'm gonna need oxygen after laughing that hard. Thanks, man!

  • @TheRagingbull4136
    @TheRagingbull4136 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    To this day, I still wonder if these people know the definition of phobic.

  • @Cakegolem
    @Cakegolem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Aaaaand there's the crazy eyes. Right on schedule.

    • @SamuraiCypher
      @SamuraiCypher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I hate these types of females. The crazy bugged out dead eyes.

    • @Malvo0ovlaM
      @Malvo0ovlaM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dead giveaway

    • @rhone733
      @rhone733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I pity her future cats and dogs.

  • @silverscorpio24
    @silverscorpio24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    Her: "Hey bestie!"
    Me: Hey condescending crazy-eyed cake gobbler.

    • @jb4301
      @jb4301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      well cake is the only thing that starts with a C that she is going to be gobbling.

    • @wildmoonchild8210
      @wildmoonchild8210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      consumer

    • @SoloClone
      @SoloClone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Crazy eyes means liberal progressive

    • @trustyourgut1365
      @trustyourgut1365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @trustyourgut1365
      @trustyourgut1365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jb4301 💯

  • @diyapia
    @diyapia 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I grew up in Milwaukee listening to the “Too Fat Polka….” I wish I could link it here or play it for her…Nails it!

  • @tedcruzwiththetopdown5411
    @tedcruzwiththetopdown5411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'll date a sofa bison if they got money and I ain't gotta work

  • @RoseKindred
    @RoseKindred 3 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    Her mouth says: "People are bigots!"
    Her eyes say: "Runaway and hide the rabbits."

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have fewer than 1 friend in the World. That's right. Everybody disses me for making bad videos. I think they are perfect though. Who is right? My dissers or me? Which side are you on, dear ros

    • @YZJY
      @YZJY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The arrogant, self-righteous body-positive bint sure has the crazy eyes going on. I see women with eyes like that, be they thin or the landwhale in the video, and I actively avoid crossing paths with them. I'll cross the street and walk on the other side of the road just to avoid them. You never never never go near crazy.

    • @sinisterthoughts2896
      @sinisterthoughts2896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@YZJY crazy eyes is right. The amount of rage and indignation she's showing for people not doing as she wills without asking, is simply terrifying.

    • @shrek2andgoku
      @shrek2andgoku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hide the McNuggets too

    • @druidathanaric7582
      @druidathanaric7582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Haha right she has the crazy eyes!

  • @mrkiky
    @mrkiky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    4:25 I had to google and read that article. Here's the best part from it:
    _Are you afraid of genitals you’re not familiar with? Some trans women have a penis, some don’t. Some trans men have a penis, some don’t. You can’t assume someone’s genitals based on their identity, and more so, you might be missing out on sex that’s fun and pleasurable just because you’re unable to see a penis as feminine or a vulva as masculine_
    Seriously wow. I don't wanna have sex with a dick. I'm not afraid of it, I don't hate it, I just don't wanna have sex with it, it's not attractive to me. I don't have a phobia nor am I any sort of phobic because of it. Since when did the "phobic" suffix mean "not sexually attracted to"? Unbelievable. These people are completely detached from reality.

    • @immunityvi6968
      @immunityvi6968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I agree man, nobody should be forced to be attracted to something they're not

    • @josesparrow307
      @josesparrow307 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Likewise, I'm not attracted to children. Does that make me child-ist, or phobic toward kids? If you meet one of these people (hopefully she's the only one) maybe ask them that..

    • @ricardocardoso5423
      @ricardocardoso5423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Like the great philosopher B.I.G. once said. "It don't mix like 2 dicks and no bitch"

    • @daldre8710
      @daldre8710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Hey! I remember that video lol. Some person saying that if you don't like or are attracted to a Trans or a disabled person you are racist. The original video was made private by the person that uploaded it but reaction/commentary videos on it are still around.

    • @fuhgetabatit1051
      @fuhgetabatit1051 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂 lol i think I just got cancer after reading that excerpt. Oh shit, am I bigoted towards people with cancer?😂

  • @StuArtGo2
    @StuArtGo2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My name is Stuart and it totally feels like he’s talking to me 😂

  • @peoplenoodlesoup
    @peoplenoodlesoup 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “I’m interested in a partner that likes to kayak” 😂🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ well, that right there excludes her.

  • @reiddutchess9955
    @reiddutchess9955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    Being attracted to a group of people is much different than “liking” a group of people. I can really enjoy people of all genders, races, sizes etc, however I can not be attracted to an entire group of people and those aren’t contradictory ideas. This girl is taking one idea and making it something that wasn’t even said.

    • @deathstrike
      @deathstrike 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      That's typical of the "loons" on TikTok. Strawman arguments are the hallmark of their alleged injustice towards them.
      No damn common sense to think that people have choices. That people may prefer chocolate ice cream over vanilla. Or is it just because people aren't attracted to THEM?
      Preach on Brother Gundam!!! Facts elude most of the TikTok crowd. We are TikTokophobes.

    • @TheQuilava96
      @TheQuilava96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@deathstrike someone on TikTok tried to get me to debate them on about whether or not any group of people need to ask other groups of people if they’re allowed to partake in another’s culture (the subject being on clothing because some beta Asian was asking for permission to use a durag). I had the ethical position of no one needs to ask for permission, do what you want (this btw was what made others to call me entitled ironically enough), so I said that “you’re wrong”, he asked me to elaborate and I replied with “Nah”. I don’t really do online debates because there’s realistically no point in them and especially on TikTok. All of sudden, here comes all of these teenagers saying I lost the argument even though I never argued. I just said you’re wrong and moved about my day. Kids on there are another level of stupid.
      If I disagree, I care enough to comment, but since it is the internet and I’m not really interested in someone else’s opinion, especially if there’s no way in hell they’re not going to admit they’re wrong (which I now do, no problem with admitting when I’m wrong), then what do I gain? I was called goofy and entitled because I said people should be allowed to do what they want as long as they aren’t physically or mentally harming someone. When I pointed that out, a majority of them shut up.

    • @valentinegonsalves7322
      @valentinegonsalves7322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I like how fat women are more marginalized than starving homeless men now. I'm not talking Africa either, I'm talking just LA.
      Also, I highly doubt its her weight that's holding her back. Its the shit personality. That's not a "big girl", that's an entitled overgrown toddler, female equivalent of the real basement-dwelling neckbeards.
      Nick Rekeita ripped this video to shreds on his late livestream.

    • @Lordofthelosers01
      @Lordofthelosers01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Welcome to modern scam artists, this is what they do. They twist the context of information so that they can make arguments about something else. Unfortunately regular people don't notice it because we're tired so part way through we forget about the initial point. This is where scam artists, like the one in the TikTok video, take advantage and use buzz words like "fatphobic". We don't realize the narrative has changed completely and believe the new false narrative to be true/related.

    • @MobiusLeader007
      @MobiusLeader007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheQuilava96 Based for not playing their little games. They're not looking to have an honest debate with you, try to learn a different viewpoint, or agree to disagree. They just want to argue against you. In their mind, you are already wrong for having an opposing opinion. Fuck that nonsense.

  • @kenshirokasumi8648
    @kenshirokasumi8648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    She's the kind of chick who orders the entire menu and drink diet coke.

    • @CommentFrom
      @CommentFrom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It's okay It's diet!

    • @shinn1542
      @shinn1542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True.

    • @monsterhunterrivi6303
      @monsterhunterrivi6303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      at least Gabriel Iglesias gets diet coke so he can eat regular cake XD

    • @lunerlilly
      @lunerlilly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      She really does seem like that kind of person lol.

    • @bkondrk
      @bkondrk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's actually the fact that she's got those crazy looking eyes that disturbs me the most. I makes me think that she'll reduce all of my possessions to ash as soon as I annoy her, if I ever had the misfortune of dating her.

  • @johns1625
    @johns1625 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:07 Literally using the terms "plus-sized women" and "overweight men" in the same sentence unironically 😆😆🤣🤣🤮🤮

  • @NESADDICT
    @NESADDICT 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You reason and logic has won me over. Subbed

  • @hahano4281
    @hahano4281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    I’m looking for a partner I’m physically attracted to.
    God I’m such a horrible person

    • @mint5438
      @mint5438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      No, You're really not.

    • @izzieb.2926
      @izzieb.2926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@mint5438 ever heard of sarcasm 😂

    • @christopherlarock9062
      @christopherlarock9062 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      One advantage to being with a bigger partner; they're less likely to get mad when you bring snack food to bed with you. :-D

    • @McLoven-vm1ck
      @McLoven-vm1ck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah, this craps absurd, like your wrong for not being equally attracted to all colors, shapes and sizes of people? What's next, we're homophobic or bigots because we don't pursue relationships with homosexuals even if we're straight?
      This woman should have thought about this a little longer before recording and posting this BS.

    • @whitefri2z
      @whitefri2z 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@McLoven-vm1ck "What's next, we're homophobic or bigots because we don't pursue relationships with homosexuals even if we're straight?"
      It's already here. You're homophobic for being straight, transphobic for wanting your girl to have a pussy or your boy to have a penis... You should, if I understand them correctly, shut up and go with absolutely anything that qualified once as human. Even those weird fellows who say they're actually dogs.

  • @sulky_demon4764
    @sulky_demon4764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    "I want a partner who's a girl"
    That right there is a preference, anything that you would rather have over another thing, is a preference. Weight is not an exception.

    • @sulky_demon4764
      @sulky_demon4764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Also I'm goosephobic

    • @nonamesinenomine
      @nonamesinenomine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      then they say transgirls are girls too

    • @scottmckinstry1698
      @scottmckinstry1698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      But what if I'm a bigot that identifies as a non-bigot? Think about it...

    • @sulky_demon4764
      @sulky_demon4764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@scottmckinstry1698 people have to respect you as such.

    • @MasterOfKnowledge.
      @MasterOfKnowledge. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nonamesinenomine >implying they aren't
      Inb4 a shitstorm breaks loose over my comment 😎

  • @heulkrampfer
    @heulkrampfer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    There's that saying; "If the roof is rusty, the cellar is flooded". Go figure.

  • @jeremydennard6992
    @jeremydennard6992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That giggle like when she sees a full buffet it's gross

  • @Terminal-Man
    @Terminal-Man 3 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    “Adult-pre-K?” That isn’t condescending.

    • @RiderZer0
      @RiderZer0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@Raya-ir4tm the whole video is a poor attempt to guilt people into dating her lol

    • @bkondrk
      @bkondrk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@Raya-ir4tm Why can't people like her ever realize that people absolutely hate it when they're lectured to?

    • @protostnl6369
      @protostnl6369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@bkondrk because her brain doesn't properly function at all

    • @vocexseta
      @vocexseta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      She could've said the most agreeable shit on the planet after that and I would still hate her and vehemently disagree just for coming at me sideways like that. Needs to meet a good pimp hand. 🤚🏽

    • @darthdrake3095
      @darthdrake3095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Reminds me of my community college days

  • @rogersepeda4378
    @rogersepeda4378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    If a lesbian doesn’t want to date me does that make them sexist ?

    • @Drums_of_Liberation
      @Drums_of_Liberation 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yes, yes it does. If they can leer at woman so can we.

    • @katwilliams2950
      @katwilliams2950 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nah. People who say that are just stupid lol. They somehow forgot what homosexual meant.... 😅

    • @rogersepeda4378
      @rogersepeda4378 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@katwilliams2950 lol , things like this are the reason why I root for global warming.

    • @JonJon-uk5qb
      @JonJon-uk5qb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, lol

    • @M4dM4n96
      @M4dM4n96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Unironically yes

  • @majorragersp2314
    @majorragersp2314 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh man Gundam you went off the rails with this one. Pure genius tho you fucking funny bro

  • @lokket9995
    @lokket9995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Plus size women ! Lady i am attracted to humans and not to a wrecking boulder.

  • @snakeplisskin8696
    @snakeplisskin8696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    The only things I like "big" and "beefy" sit between two hamburger buns.

    • @Astrothunder_
      @Astrothunder_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@mikeycrackson I’m not brave enough for whatever’s between her hamburger buns

    • @KenMabie
      @KenMabie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      so you like beefy meat between the buns?
      sounds pretty ghey bro

    • @scrbroadcast
      @scrbroadcast 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Facts

    • @itcenters
      @itcenters 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@KenMabie dick and balls cheeseburger

    • @KenMabie
      @KenMabie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@itcenters smega cheese boorger
      i bet that land whale would still eat it

  • @GreatGreenGoo
    @GreatGreenGoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    This woman is deeply ashamed of being overweight but instead of trying to fix the issue or being ok with it (its ok to be overweight) she blames everyone else. This is text book denial. Not to mention she got them 'crazy eyes' beware, even if she was hot, those crazy eyes are scary.
    Edit: I want to clarify that I believe there is a difference between being 'overweight' and 'obese'. Being overweight is fine. If you are obese, you should really try everything to help and have decent friends to help with you through it.

    • @WeaselPaw
      @WeaselPaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      She's got all the crazy. Speech, ideas, eyes, you name it. She's a walking warning sign.

    • @jedediahcoulbourne1791
      @jedediahcoulbourne1791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It's always in the eyes big or small the eyes tell it all.

    • @matronmalice9867
      @matronmalice9867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Well, that sums up almost 3/4ths of feminists and these social justice types. Deep down they hate themselves and instead of changing what they hate, they demand other people change. They're narcissistic morons. Social media has caused too many idiots to assume their opinion matters and that everyone else needs to accept them.

    • @WeaselPaw
      @WeaselPaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@matronmalice9867 Yet, here we are, giving them attention.

    • @Gelos.
      @Gelos. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Its not ok to be overweight through your own choices.

  • @jaimerojas6578
    @jaimerojas6578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love when says "How they have the cojones?" lol

  • @devonfarmer3438
    @devonfarmer3438 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I prefer a partner who can walk up a flight of stairs without getting winded or dying

  • @army764
    @army764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    “I’d like a partner who likes kayaking”
    Well that discounts obese people who can’t fit in the boat

    • @RealBullbear
      @RealBullbear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Savage bro, the boat would sink 🤣🤘🏽

    • @defeqel6537
      @defeqel6537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "I'd like a partner who likes small portions", "I'd like a partner who likes frequent fasting"

    • @RealBullbear
      @RealBullbear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@defeqel6537 that sounds like lottery to find that person these days 😆

    • @ironsides982
      @ironsides982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      cap-size
      transitive verb. : to cause to overturn- capsize a kayak.
      intransitive verb. : to become upset or overturned : turn over- the kayak capsized.

    • @AmazinglyAwkward
      @AmazinglyAwkward 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jesus 🤣🤣

  • @Allsord
    @Allsord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Dude, look at those eyes. You don’t run from those eyes, you sprint.

    • @yulbrynner8293
      @yulbrynner8293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      She won't be catching you.

    • @ekscalybur
      @ekscalybur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      In her case, a vigorous walk will do.

    • @r.a.6727
      @r.a.6727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nah, crab walking is good too.

    • @SirKingCora
      @SirKingCora 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      People make that face to try to put an exclamation mark on their arguement. Instead it puts a straight jacket on it.

    • @dajuanmoten4566
      @dajuanmoten4566 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ekscalybur nah bro just walk slightly faster then your normally do she won't catch u

  • @anonamous6968
    @anonamous6968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You've gotta love it when someone tries to tell you what you MUST find attractive and it's them. Like people aren't individuals and don't have the right to choose for themselves. I will decide what I find attractive for myself thank you very much, and it might not be you.

  • @nellk4373
    @nellk4373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Oh, I love how he lost it in the end XD

  • @greencondoresq
    @greencondoresq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    "That's fat-phobic!" I can't agree. Phobia is an irrational fear. If I hooked up with her, I'd have a very rational fear of being crushed to death.

    • @Repugnantone
      @Repugnantone ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Raya-ir4tm Every dinner date would be at an all-you-can-eat buffet.

  • @chrisredfield2417
    @chrisredfield2417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    I am sorry "plus size" lady, but I like to date women who can talk and move without having three heart failures.

    • @swrd3196
      @swrd3196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @「maybe_later」 agreed

    • @chrisredfield2417
      @chrisredfield2417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @「maybe_later」 She is quite fit and she has muscles.😏 It must be hard to carry those on her chest.

    • @Metatarsus0
      @Metatarsus0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The talking is negotiable

    • @2011zeldafan
      @2011zeldafan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think she’s passed plus size. More like morbidly obese.

    • @grossydho
      @grossydho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      imagine she rolls over in bed ,ur last day on earth

  • @licensedtochill4882
    @licensedtochill4882 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wonder who she's talking about when she says " loves pizza"

  • @MundMoriginal
    @MundMoriginal ปีที่แล้ว

    "Preference" -wakes up in the morning
    ...as supposed to a what, a corpse?

  • @missmgmnt
    @missmgmnt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Her whole smarmy, know-it-all demeanor makes my brain immediately shut down to ANYTHING she's going to say next. I can't remember the last time a discussion I was in where the other person was dripping with condescension changed my mind about anything. As a matter of fact, I'm pretty certain it just helped solidify my original viewpoint.

    • @sleepykittyMMD
      @sleepykittyMMD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      yeah if someone talked to me like that, i'd've slapped her lights out after "are you listening??"

    • @hildegunstvonmythenmetz6095
      @hildegunstvonmythenmetz6095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Everyone who understands EFAP agrees.

  • @mitchellenderson7194
    @mitchellenderson7194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    I don’t think a person whose heart expends more energy to keep beating for a minute than the sun has produced in its lifetime has any right to lecture me on what mine should feel.

    • @Maya_Makinami
      @Maya_Makinami 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That was fucking gold, im ded

    • @DoctorDave5
      @DoctorDave5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @sinisterthoughts2896
      @sinisterthoughts2896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Straight to the heart of the matter, well done!

    • @hawk535
      @hawk535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That burn tho

    • @TSPH1992
      @TSPH1992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I want to order one plate of savage without chill

  • @jessa9877
    @jessa9877 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    🤣🤣🤣 I'm fat myself, but I don't expect everyone to love my body type.

  • @LegoEngineer003
    @LegoEngineer003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:11 you know it’s hypocritical when the title of the article uses ‘politically correct’ terms for one gender but not the other

  • @CivilChev
    @CivilChev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    It makes sense she needed to talk like an elementary school teacher to explain her opinion. It's because she can't handle talking to people her age so it makes her comfortable whenever she's able to bring the conversation down to her level.

    • @sarahc.4599
      @sarahc.4599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm not suprised she's a teacher. Those people need control and only get it over kids

  • @donquixote2072
    @donquixote2072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    There's far worse things for a man than to live his life alone. Living with this condescending woman being a prime example.

    • @peterhopkins4602
      @peterhopkins4602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seriously......

    • @larion2336
      @larion2336 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The funny thing is her personality is actually much grosser than her being fat.

    • @an18yearoldmongolianguy
      @an18yearoldmongolianguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You have no idea how down bad some men actually are

    • @noonenowhere877
      @noonenowhere877 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @a 16 year old An abusive relationship is inherently worse than no relationship. Anyone who thinks otherwise is just too busy feeling miserable for themselves to realise that feeling miserable with someone else is not actually an upgrade.

  • @aguidamonster
    @aguidamonster 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Heavier than your motorcycle. Oh shit dude, I lost it. Bwahaha

  • @donlemonisgarbage3542
    @donlemonisgarbage3542 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The way she talks and giggles,after every other statement kinda comes off as psychotic.....

  • @TheJman669
    @TheJman669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    "Progressivism is fascism with manners." Now that's fuckin based.

    • @brokenhalo2001
      @brokenhalo2001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      george carlin and bill hicks said the most amazing shit that still holds true today and they both died ages ago.

    • @ainternet239
      @ainternet239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Well, originally George Carlin said it about political correctness, but nobody tlaks about PC anymore

    • @RadiaUmbra
      @RadiaUmbra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      George Carlin the OG

    • @RadiaUmbra
      @RadiaUmbra 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brokenhalo2001 Carlin got kinda goofy towards the end of his life tho

    • @zombiehunter501
      @zombiehunter501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "Pretending to be manners" a little fix for you. the manners is a falsehood, a fake, a lie, the cloak the hides the dagger.

  • @toadysp
    @toadysp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    She does that thing where her facial expression is a different emotion after every syllable or word that escapes her mouth.
    That is one of the most unappealing characteristics of any person. Like beyond unattractive, just unappealing in general.

    • @R0tK4t
      @R0tK4t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Unattractive? Bruh, it makes her seem insane.

    • @vaporwave_meme5108
      @vaporwave_meme5108 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's like a passive aggressive expression

    • @skankmcgank
      @skankmcgank 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She's "emoting"

  • @hawaiischnitzel3741
    @hawaiischnitzel3741 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    With the opening "this is all just Satire" and the car in the Background, I realised that i need a Tire with a sad face on it in my flat

  • @scottaveles6900
    @scottaveles6900 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm a bigot? Well you're just big.

  • @bikermark666
    @bikermark666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    “A preference is someone who wants to go kayaking”
    Ya well you can’t fucking go kayaking obviously! Christ

    • @stemcg1983
      @stemcg1983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      In a cruise liner

    • @Drums_of_Liberation
      @Drums_of_Liberation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What are you talking about? She is the kayak

    • @HarleyHerbert
      @HarleyHerbert 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Drums_of_Liberation Well fat does float, so that might be possible after all

    • @bikermark666
      @bikermark666 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HarleyHerbert might as well be a white water raft at that point lol

  • @bloozism
    @bloozism 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I’m looking for a partner that won’t die from heart failure

    • @bocagelandscape
      @bocagelandscape 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Literally everyone dies of heart failure 🤣

    • @crocutabruta9723
      @crocutabruta9723 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bocagelandscape Technically right lol

    • @mms9502
      @mms9502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm looking for a partner that can run 100 yards in less than 2 hours

    • @CalamityM
      @CalamityM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's not necessarily related to obesity though.
      A lot of athletes - especially runners and competitive body-builders - can end up with severe heart problems. Runners are always trying to reach that "runner's high" and burst their valves trying to get to it; and body-builders damage their organs by purposefully dehydrating themselves to make their muscles look more taut and their veins pop out more: damaging their heart muscle in the process. Both can end up dying early in their lives from heart failure.
      It's all about doing things in moderation: both eating and exercising. Just maintain a balance and you won't fuck up your body.

    • @camerongunn7906
      @camerongunn7906 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thaaaaat's racist.

  • @pyro111100
    @pyro111100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "That's not nice, that's not a preference"
    No, that's literally what a preference is. I'm looking for a specific person/thing/location/etc, by definition that excludes everything that isn't what I'm looking for. If I'm looking for a nice vacation in the Bahamas I'm going to exclude Greenland because it's not the fucking Bahamas.

  • @haywoodjablowme6075
    @haywoodjablowme6075 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I think it's time for another adult pre k lesson, what do you think?"
    I think it's really nice of the school to accept you at that age.

  • @mikefidborg1
    @mikefidborg1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    "Progressivism is just fascism with manners" Papa Gundam with the truth bombs right off the gate.

    • @JohnnyBo-v
      @JohnnyBo-v 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's a george carling quote. Watch his stuff if you want more of that.

    • @larion2336
      @larion2336 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Marxist communism, not fascism. Both are authoritarian nightmares but from opposite political ends.

  • @FourFourSeven
    @FourFourSeven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    _"There are totally women that have, like, a disabled fetish. Alright? If you don't believe me, you can look up TH-cam...."_
    NO.

    • @lamikal2515
      @lamikal2515 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You would be surprised how much women have the "I'm gonna be your nurse and take care of you..." fetish. And as a disabled man, I unfortunately know what I'm talking about, because I encounter way too much of those. Unfortunately for them, I'm really assertive (isn't that called being "macho" nowadays ?) They tend to be really confused when I respond "I would rather take care of your a$$ with my perfectly functionning schlong..."

  • @brianthompson7482
    @brianthompson7482 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When are beautiful women going to start dating poor guys?