The Onlyfans Drama Explained in autistic detail

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  • @sukamadik5983
    @sukamadik5983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1822

    "When Onlyfans ends, Subway will be hiring."
    -Kevin Samuels

    • @KL9702.
      @KL9702. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      That was the best rant

    • @gohanangered9650
      @gohanangered9650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Trust me, many are the types that will never get a regular job. They would become escorts, before getting a job at a subway. lol

    • @WontStopMeNow
      @WontStopMeNow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Walk into Subway, recognize the girl behind the counter.
      "Hey, isn't this you?"
      Watch her run into the back and cry for the third time that day.

    • @0fficialdregs
      @0fficialdregs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      i watched the entire podcast and i love it

    • @charlesrodden4019
      @charlesrodden4019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Where can i find this i want to laugh

  • @papapesky
    @papapesky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2903

    Journalists: "Coal miners need to learn to code."
    **OnlyFans bans pr0n**
    Also Journalists: *"REEEEEEEEEEEE!"*

    • @ChaplainJoshua
      @ChaplainJoshua 3 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      Sums up modern journalism nicely.

    • @aredjayc2858
      @aredjayc2858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I'm shocked /s

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      E-thots gotta #LearnToCode
      Girls can do programming too! Hahaha!

    • @Anotherguy1st
      @Anotherguy1st 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@DonVigaDeFierro Well they are always saying we need more women in STEM! 😂

    • @davidfrancisco3502
      @davidfrancisco3502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@ChaplainJoshua The real journalists who tried to expose the Hodomolor when Stalin was ruling the USSR were killed and thrown under the bus by their own peers in UK and United States.

  • @livefreeprintguns
    @livefreeprintguns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    I love how an iPhone app scanning your face for verification is considered "an invasion of privacy" but not posting spread-eagle for the world to see LOL!

    • @oktagon4546
      @oktagon4546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +

    • @wilmagregg3131
      @wilmagregg3131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      again alot of these girls are gonna feel disgusted with themselves when 10 years from now when there kids or there friends inevitably find there onlyfans images

    • @TheWorst-
      @TheWorst- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      theres a lot of hoes who dont show face or wear masks who think some basement dweller with haxxors and dox them....and tbh they totally will XD also dudes who dont want their friends to know they are making extra money letting some woman ram her entire arm up their ass on camera.

    • @DarkThagan
      @DarkThagan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@wilmagregg3131 Most of them won't nor will they understand why their kids are having depression or anger issues.

    • @blainesavini3403
      @blainesavini3403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Don't give I phone any ideas....

  • @sanichuuu
    @sanichuuu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    Onlyfans: So how will I bounce back after banning porn?
    Tumblr: That’s the neat part. You don’t.

    • @str8ballinonyou
      @str8ballinonyou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I was telling someone about the good old days of tumblr,just the other day. They didnt even know that tumblr was rowdy back in the day 🤣,perfect analogy though.

    • @bmwright1991
      @bmwright1991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Biggggggg rowdy bro 😂😂😂

    • @cheapskateaquatics7103
      @cheapskateaquatics7103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Tumblr was crazy before the fall in 2017

    • @str8ballinonyou
      @str8ballinonyou 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bmwright1991 😂😂

    • @jerynturner4626
      @jerynturner4626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Tumblr was going crazy bonkers back in the day, but after they banned all the porn, all the lewd artists and smut connoisseurs migrated toward different sites

  • @carlroy
    @carlroy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    "But but..... My girlfriend only responds to me when I leave her a tips on onlyfans." -Idubbz

  • @supergingerr
    @supergingerr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    “Google is gonna ban porn, what are you gonna do then?”
    Bing: “ *My time has finally come* “

    • @BringerOfD
      @BringerOfD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      *boots up torrent program*

    • @ezragoldberg3132
      @ezragoldberg3132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      But Bing will only find R*pe-P*rn and Snuff. Only the Dark stuff

    • @supergingerr
      @supergingerr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@ezragoldberg3132 Bing never said it would use its power for good…

    • @asparrow9876
      @asparrow9876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@supergingerr Guess that rules out Yahoo. Why do I hear ducks going?

    • @JohnSmith-ox3gy
      @JohnSmith-ox3gy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@asparrow9876 Just ask Jeeves.

  • @spartanpozzum6855
    @spartanpozzum6855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1677

    I'm gonna have a drink. Cheers to simps for letting us have a good laugh with this great news

    • @Megatron_95
      @Megatron_95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      As the old saying goes, "Haven't you heard of the learning power of laughter?"

    • @spartanpozzum6855
      @spartanpozzum6855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@Megatron_95 we can either laugh or cry. I'll be here all day long laughing

    • @dnanarv
      @dnanarv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      God bless the simps. Endless entertainment 😂

    • @Liberty_Prime_Is_Online
      @Liberty_Prime_Is_Online 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "In a world so full of 💩 you might aswell have it for dinner" LMAO 👌🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @rattusrattus1713
      @rattusrattus1713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'll pour me a glass of gin for celebrating our small victory gents

  • @GodWorksOut
    @GodWorksOut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    Lonelyfans is going to leave a lot of lonelymans. 😂

    • @selka1661
      @selka1661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Dont forget the lonelyfemales who will be left with lonelybankaccounts after the jobs they apply to do a background check or realise that the people that are applying have absolutely nothing to them except looking good

    • @MrlspPrt
      @MrlspPrt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@selka1661 that motel in the center of my town likes this.

    • @AxelSpott
      @AxelSpott 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Escort sites are gonna be flooded with bargains from new providers

    • @MrReubenTishkoff
      @MrReubenTishkoff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      McDonald's is hiring if people are interested.

    • @MrReubenTishkoff
      @MrReubenTishkoff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@selka1661 Hooters recruiters will have their hands full.

  • @bungalowlogic7676
    @bungalowlogic7676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    "If you don't know what a Hitachi is, you're clueless"
    I felt a little cleaner in my soul prior to knowing. Thanks Gundam, Ya dick!

    • @santosdr2
      @santosdr2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      tekken character?

    • @DragoonWarrior790
      @DragoonWarrior790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@santosdr2 You're thinking of Heihachi.

    • @santosdr2
      @santosdr2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@DragoonWarrior790 ehhh crap ole i guess in this world it is now heihachi. Fucking shit, this world is stupid and not smart at all. My memories are being. UGh. stupid quantum living.

    • @tailgunner2
      @tailgunner2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hitachi makes large hammer drills,
      But I suppose it still fits.

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's a type of sauce, isn't it?

  • @MillywiggZ
    @MillywiggZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1086

    Let the day of the banning be known as “October Thirst”.

    • @ChaplainJoshua
      @ChaplainJoshua 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      _b r u h_

    • @mcchestnut3388
      @mcchestnut3388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      B R U H

    • @TheBlackB0X
      @TheBlackB0X 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Wouldn't it be the October Pull Out?

    • @MrlspPrt
      @MrlspPrt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      They should wait until november to call it "The Final No Nut Challenge".

    • @joxerd
      @joxerd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      So November is to recharge for the month of October?

  • @artemprotectron
    @artemprotectron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    The simpocolypse is here and my boi Gundam is archiving the good stuff for 30 minutes. My body is ready

    • @m3tr0id86
      @m3tr0id86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      OMG! I am totally going to imitate the Halo Medal voice to "Simpocolypse" just for giggles.

  • @SlowDay1651
    @SlowDay1651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    "What're you investing in?"
    "That's none of your business!"
    "Is it secret?"
    LoL.

    • @benjin3993
      @benjin3993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      "I'm investing in myself or my business"
      Girl Mani pedis are not an investment, they are a luxury with a 0 sum return

    • @josephoyek6574
      @josephoyek6574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Investing in buttplug

    • @oneandy2
      @oneandy2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      And they couldn't even tell that he was trying to give them good advice. That's the sad part.

    • @DanielBMS
      @DanielBMS 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@oneandy2 He is far too condescending to give advice and he does not know jack about sex work.

    • @LostOneOmega
      @LostOneOmega 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@DanielBMS Rather sweet lies than sour truths?

  • @Dovah22
    @Dovah22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +963

    “I can’t see this horribly backfiring.” -some OnlyFans Exc.

    • @Veros245
      @Veros245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      I really hope they succeed without the thots just to spite them

    • @DenerWitt
      @DenerWitt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      They prob know what they doing better than all the h03s

    • @MichaelPhillips-jw4bj
      @MichaelPhillips-jw4bj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      well letting all the that illegal sex trafficking-slavery torture,incest,sh-t eating,pedophilia, beastuality for money backfired so bad ,, stopping it for money and having thousands ho3s whining is not quite as bad

    • @andrewgraham6339
      @andrewgraham6339 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @supermanblackedition
      @supermanblackedition 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Veros245 they won’t. Tumbler comes to mind, and when that failed we suffered.

  • @SomeBlackDude26
    @SomeBlackDude26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    Gundam: "I hate these videos. I hate talking about thottery. I don't want to do it anymore, I want to paint robots."
    Me: "I felt that."

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "Yeah, I feel ya." (goes back to kitbashing wardollies)

    • @xentris2853
      @xentris2853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I was reading that as he said it in the vid

    • @PainKillerDS
      @PainKillerDS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'd rather draw them difficult as hell but worth it

    • @iller3
      @iller3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yah, feel bad for him. I wish I could I could stream myself UV and Normal Mapping all day, but let's be honest....90% of us ain't gonna sit here 30 minutes watching a video about any of that stuff. I don't even get a real Dopamine hit when I'm the one doing it. That's why I come here to see these other videos instead where he's running Down the people who don't know what real work looks like

    • @crawlingboy
      @crawlingboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i too want to paint my gundams

  • @livefreeprintguns
    @livefreeprintguns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I'm a fan of any type of Thotaudit, whether it's by a trending hashtag or inconsequentially due to a change in a site's TOS lol.

  • @ninelivesstealer
    @ninelivesstealer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    "OnlyFans BBC Leaks" was the most frightening transition slide I've ever seen

    • @wpeniche
      @wpeniche 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Not at all what I expected

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No Huw Edwards! Why? You didn't need to sell yourself on Onlyfa- Oh, wait...

    • @kummakummakummakummakummac8606
      @kummakummakummakummakummac8606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I was sure it wasn't the paper.

    • @ShaiAmos
      @ShaiAmos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *SAME*

    • @donutbevil9669
      @donutbevil9669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm scared...

  • @LadySquiffington
    @LadySquiffington 3 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    When the news dropped my husband kept asking " has gundam dropped a video on this yet?" Lol

    • @m3tr0id86
      @m3tr0id86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Your husband has exquisite taste in comedy.

    • @LadySquiffington
      @LadySquiffington 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@m3tr0id86 why I married him

    • @m3tr0id86
      @m3tr0id86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@LadySquiffington I will have a drink to that.

    • @nateworthy530
      @nateworthy530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You two are classy people ! Salute fellow highbrow comedy fans 😁

    • @EdgarFriendlysCivicsTeacher
      @EdgarFriendlysCivicsTeacher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Huzzah! A man of quality!

  • @JPD1990
    @JPD1990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Newest patch removes easy mode glitch for those with high beauty stats. Player base divided on issue

  • @Vampp2048
    @Vampp2048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    When Krystal (They/Them, BLM, ACAB, Non-Binary, Scorpio, Vegan, Marxist) has to get a real job to continue buying hair dye

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      _"The horror! Having a real job is LITERALLY SLAVERY!!"_

    • @mikecampos1193
      @mikecampos1193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      There's only one way we can tell these people get bent weirdos.

    • @Nori-op9zq
      @Nori-op9zq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      you bigot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 you forgot {insert random thing} now cancel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Jayyy667
      @Jayyy667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Crystal/Krystal is universally known name, I promise.

    • @sneedandfeed
      @sneedandfeed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@DonVigaDeFierro Literally fashcism

  • @DaShoopdahoop
    @DaShoopdahoop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    At least kids won't have to be worrying about their mother's joining onlyfans anymore

    • @chrisw6164
      @chrisw6164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mom pages are the best pages

    • @newrenaissance
      @newrenaissance 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes they will. How do you think this content will be removed? Automatically? Please. It going to be like everywhere else - report based removal. And who is going to pay, to get behinda paywall to get what they just paid for pulled.

    • @KawaiiCupcake09
      @KawaiiCupcake09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It's like these people must have NEVER watched South Park before. Cartman getting constantly bullied for his Mom being the neighborhood thot should have taught these people a lesson. Kids can be more savage than adults when it comes to insulting and bullying one another, that's a fact.

    • @iCrimzon
      @iCrimzon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That one poor kid whos mom had an onlyfans and he was getting bullied to suicide, may he now be saved

    • @Drums_of_Liberation
      @Drums_of_Liberation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Kelly Betita easy money with zero effort is appealing to today's self-centered generation.

  • @joshj1221
    @joshj1221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    This man needs to host a TED talk for these "content creators" to try and explain how the system actually works lol. They'd just yell and call you a biggot tho

    • @ariehamm241
      @ariehamm241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Look up kevin samuels

    • @itsgrey8135
      @itsgrey8135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Let them die on the streets homeless of live a life of shame at their parents house, no use trying to make a donkey drink

  • @drunkbillygoat
    @drunkbillygoat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    I've lost 3 family members this month. It's also my birthday month. This news and video has managed to cheer me up a bit. Thank you. Edit--thanks everyone for the wishes. It's very much appreciated.

    • @augingma5518
      @augingma5518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Sorry for your loss and Happy Birthday. 🎂👍

    • @Ott3r5losh
      @Ott3r5losh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Condolences and belated birthday wishes 🍻

    • @KhristianAbasolo
      @KhristianAbasolo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dude..... I lost someone this year too..... I wish you well and a Happy Birthday EvilKabuki.

    • @luckythehusky6711
      @luckythehusky6711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sorry for your loss. Just remember good times are always ahead

    • @ProMenthefus
      @ProMenthefus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Came to the comments to laugh but this is truly sad, really sorry to hear that you've had that kind of month. Take care of yourself!

  • @matheustavares4442
    @matheustavares4442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    "20% is far too much"
    boy, have you ever saw the income taxes in most countries ?

    • @Phoenix0F8
      @Phoenix0F8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      for real. Between state and federal I gotta pay upwards of 30% on fucking Doordash income, and I lose another 20% to gas by default. I guess I should be whipping my cock out on camera or something instead, idk

    • @ftniceberg874
      @ftniceberg874 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Phoenix0F8 you sounding exactly like an entitled woman...that tough job delivering food 🤣😂

    • @thedoomslayer5863
      @thedoomslayer5863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ftniceberg874 while delivering food is not a tough job I agree with his point. Fuck the gov taking ANY of my money. Taxation is theft.

    • @killmesoicanrespawn3775
      @killmesoicanrespawn3775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ftniceberg874 You're 100% an involuntary celibate haha. Can sense it accross the interwebs

  • @frostedbvtts
    @frostedbvtts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Damn, Billy's on some hard times. Last time we saw him he was sick, now he's better and it's right into another crisis. Poor guy.

    • @frostedbvtts
      @frostedbvtts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @trueblueprussian 23 Billy is the puppet seen in the beginning of the video.

  • @BlackSteelRaven
    @BlackSteelRaven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    What's wrong, Gundam?
    Gundam: I sensed a great disturbance in the force. As if millions of voices screeched out in anger and were suddenly silenced. Excellent.

    • @BlackSteelRaven
      @BlackSteelRaven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      OH SHIT HE ALREADY HAD IT IN HIS VIDEO! Beautiful!

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was a boy. They were two girls. Can I make it any more obvious? I am the ULTlMATE L0VER on this platform. Don't enter the ch*nnel of me, AxxL, if you are not above a certain age, dear bla

    • @elonwilson9926
      @elonwilson9926 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @chaosdromanah8620
      @chaosdromanah8620 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

  • @kazoomer4373
    @kazoomer4373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Reddit simps and onlyfans broads were literally having mental breakdowns yesterday. Funniest shit ever.

    • @osets2117
      @osets2117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I want to see compilations of this

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I mmean when are they _not_ at the verge of a mental breakdown?

    • @mikecampos1193
      @mikecampos1193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Good it time simps realize they wasted their money on nothing.

    • @kummakummakummakummakummac8606
      @kummakummakummakummakummac8606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      D I lookup 'Reddit simps" to read it?

    • @jkee9760
      @jkee9760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Maybe they should...learn to code..

  • @lebawsski
    @lebawsski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "I cant do anything. I got no skills." Shows her dirtbox to the internet. okeh

    • @fduranthesee
      @fduranthesee 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @actually5004
      @actually5004 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @trueblueprussian 23 Crying isn't practicing, don't believe me just ask Mick Mars from Motley Crue.

    • @MrSqurk
      @MrSqurk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      At least she is honest in that moment.

  • @MillenniaThinker
    @MillenniaThinker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    If you knew what bad things really are.

    • @losronin3875
      @losronin3875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I love your content!

    • @akiramiller9025
      @akiramiller9025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Beastiality is all over the internet

    • @Titantitan001
      @Titantitan001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Honestly if people only truly knew. The surface is nothing in comparison to what happens under the surface. Actual evil people doing evil crap and they also happen to have complete control over the culture of the western civilizations. All by pushing different types of markets to shift the culture just from a few years of ads and movies.
      Thats super billionaire villain stuff.

    • @Titantitan001
      @Titantitan001 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @In2sanity idk if I’d say in a “better” world. I think its natural that things always get corrupted. The real problem is there is no actual unifying culture and culture has become a band of actual cults that hate each other. I don’t think there’s anyway to fix that other than God himself correcting it.
      If you look back in history, anytime an empire was lead by a man that wasn’t lead by God. The empire would fall apart. Which I just don’t think we’ll ever see an empire lead by God until his empire actually comes into reality.
      Until then we are stuck in a wheel.

    • @MaddesG1
      @MaddesG1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ....you'd stay away from bad things forever

  • @the36lessons11
    @the36lessons11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    "It is as though a thousand mouths cry out in pain! It is a good pain!"
    This is just gravy 😁

    • @spectrelobo1581
      @spectrelobo1581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Someone plays chaos on dawn of war 😆

    • @jakefrost7404
      @jakefrost7404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *_WE'RE BACK, AND BETTER THAN EVER!_*

    • @miltonmilton5695
      @miltonmilton5695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Chaos sighted"

    • @spectrelobo1581
      @spectrelobo1581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Blood for the blood god and skulls for the skull throne

    • @the36lessons11
      @the36lessons11 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Faithful...
      Enlightened...
      Ambitious...
      Brethren...

  • @annatardlordofderps9181
    @annatardlordofderps9181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "The truth is an ugly child."
    Is a surprisingly deep saying.

  • @deamonmindgaming2054
    @deamonmindgaming2054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    I was half expect a skit of Billy getting some rope ready for himself.

    • @wpeniche
      @wpeniche 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I was thinking more along the lines of eating a bullet

    • @Drums_of_Liberation
      @Drums_of_Liberation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nah brah. Gundam's gotta be able afford more than 2 bags of packaged tuna

    • @PerfectDeath4
      @PerfectDeath4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He'd get the video age restricted for breaking community guidelines.

  • @leppardman4779
    @leppardman4779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    Remember that Simpsons gag where they are "confident that the new alcohol free Duff will sell even more than regular one" and after seven minutes they are in bankruptcy?
    This but for real.

    • @osets2117
      @osets2117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @john smith lol

    • @wpeniche
      @wpeniche 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      People watch only fans for the women’s personalities of course

    • @azervakmonocasco4092
      @azervakmonocasco4092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@wpeniche Big, juicy pairs of personnalities

    • @kummakummakummakummakummac8606
      @kummakummakummakummakummac8606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@wpeniche - It's "ART". Don't be a hater. lmao.

    • @ArchivistOmega
      @ArchivistOmega 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      In Duffs' part, it was the only way they can try to make a profit when the town of Springfield issued prohibition during that episode. sort of how the payment companies are going to bail out of Onlyfans because of it's adult activities.

  • @DecadesApartProductions
    @DecadesApartProductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Gundam: If you don't know what a Hitachi is, you're clueless.
    Me: Yeah, it's a brand of drill.

    • @piranhapout
      @piranhapout ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me: It's a brand of television my mother liked in the 90s.

  • @cthecheese1620
    @cthecheese1620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    "Onlyfans shutting down reminds us that The Patriarchy still exists"
    I'm waiting for this article to come out, I'll take a shot for every matching word, and 2 shots per word if it's exactly the same.

    • @sogravvyproductions4176
      @sogravvyproductions4176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Commenting to return later to this gem

    • @rodrickhatton8636
      @rodrickhatton8636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Exactly

    • @Michael-ht8on
      @Michael-ht8on 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Well good luck on your 20 shots cause you just gave them there headline lol

    • @MERLK2
      @MERLK2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      bonus shots if the article tries to shoehorn in the term for "guys that didn`t get laid", double if they somehow construct a connection with trump.
      I would advice something smooth, like mead, for that drinking binge btw. ^^

    • @WhatTheCinnamonToastFck
      @WhatTheCinnamonToastFck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Brother I hope you have a backup liver

  • @Bladedcloud6159
    @Bladedcloud6159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    There are multiple sayings.
    "Never be dependent on 1 job. Always have a backup in case you lose you're main source of income."
    "Never put all you eggs in 1 basket. Spread them out, in case 1 basket gets smashed."
    "Always invest your income. In case something happens, you have a net to catch you if you fall."

    • @hector1404
      @hector1404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Most of those "creators" have 0 financial education, probably they wasted their income in stupid shit, sucks to have only one skill

    • @Bee_Mavrick
      @Bee_Mavrick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Never put all your eggs in one basket

    • @apexfalllegendarium349
      @apexfalllegendarium349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What should i invest in lel,a full suit of armour to deflect thottery and saucyry,no really 2000 pounds steel samurai armor why not why is

    • @SugerRushStBenard
      @SugerRushStBenard 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I highly doubt it takes that much effort to do sexual photos or videos of yourself. The woman's not play victim have the right to when they're purposely putting their bodies out there and wanting thirsty men to give them money or expensive items

    • @Bladedcloud6159
      @Bladedcloud6159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @It's Because If you open an investment account and just put in the minimum $25 per month. It can add up in the long run. What you're thinking of is playing the stock market and trying to make it big in a short amount of time.

  • @MVEZombie
    @MVEZombie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Them: "30%? They want to take a 30% cut? That's too much!"
    Me: "I can invest (blank) amount of money in to a product, sell the product, and make a 30% profit? A 30% PROFIT?! I'M ON IT!!!"

    • @scooterjones303
      @scooterjones303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I don't think economics are these girls forte. Or even have a third grade understanding of it at that.

    • @xeldinn86
      @xeldinn86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@scooterjones303 The amount of people that don't understand how a business works financially is staggering. I am not the brightest guy but I even know.

    • @mykaruest3620
      @mykaruest3620 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@xeldinn86 honestly, my mom doesn't understand why 75% of my money goes into savings/investment with the rest going to bills/loans and a single 100$ fun money spending spree a month. In about 10 years I project that my net worth will be more than her entire working career.

  • @anonymousperson1771
    @anonymousperson1771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    "I felt a great disturbance on the internet. As if a hundred million e-girls suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly jobless. I feel something funny has happened."
    - Obased-wan Kenobi

  • @gohan3448
    @gohan3448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    What I learned from only fans is that women are ok with being objectified as long as they get paid for it

    • @thesplendor8654
      @thesplendor8654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Not all women. But yeah, Only fans definitely exposed a lot of em

    • @uBpGK
      @uBpGK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Some do it more for the attention than the money

  • @ArctheDark
    @ArctheDark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Them: The site taking 30% of my donations isn't fair! It's MY body and MY image that I'm selling!
    Me: Yeah. On THEIR website that they THEY created.

  • @seizar
    @seizar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    it'sAgundam and kevin samuels should be protected at all times. anything happens to them we gotta rideout. bless you gundam

    • @puremaledark8305
      @puremaledark8305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Indeed

    • @ozunaga6184
      @ozunaga6184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Word

    • @ChristianGibbons777
      @ChristianGibbons777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      We should do an interview between the 2 of those guys. Kevin Samuels & ItsAGundam should talk together on TH-cam😎😢🇨🇦

    • @shakeelthomas1660
      @shakeelthomas1660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ChristianGibbons777 doubt that would happen, the internet wouldn't be able to handle such

    • @giveandtake8428
      @giveandtake8428 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where is that clip from?

  • @DocGadget11
    @DocGadget11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Looks like Hooters is about to have a fresh batch of employees soon.

    • @nikoclesceri2267
      @nikoclesceri2267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      half of these chick don't have the hooters for Hooters

    • @DocGadget11
      @DocGadget11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@nikoclesceri2267 that’s why push up bras exist.

    • @biggusdickusiv5883
      @biggusdickusiv5883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I don't think hooters takes fat chicks

    • @DocGadget11
      @DocGadget11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@biggusdickusiv5883 we’ll send the fat chicks to India or North Korea, whichever is cheaper.

    • @Drums_of_Liberation
      @Drums_of_Liberation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@DocGadget11 push up bras mean jack if most of these chicks are flatter than a 10 year old.

  • @sebastiankock2405
    @sebastiankock2405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    You like Huey Lewis and the News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.

  • @CocktailsConsoles
    @CocktailsConsoles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    OnlyFans creators: "What am I supposed to do?? I can't find another job!"
    Retail stores / Restaurants: "I will literally pay you $50 just to show up for an interview"

    • @hector1404
      @hector1404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Probably 99.99% of those creators didn't even foresee that this kind of cash cow don't last forever and didn't even bother to invest and diversify their income, probably they wasted it on stupid shit.

    • @jaydwy8069
      @jaydwy8069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I'd rather not have those nasty walking stds around my food

    • @travisseagroves69
      @travisseagroves69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The funny thing is they can still do sex work on onlyfans but they can only post nude videos and photos, they just can't post anything involving masturbation, or having sex.

    • @Drums_of_Liberation
      @Drums_of_Liberation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@travisseagroves69 that's not sex work. Sex work implies that the customer gets sex in return for their payment.

    • @wilmagregg3131
      @wilmagregg3131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Drums_of_Liberation that WAS the original definition of ex work but the woke expanded it to include any form of lewd work that isnt drawing pron

  • @insensitive919
    @insensitive919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "The truth is an ugly child." -Mama Gundam

  • @dirtysnow6662
    @dirtysnow6662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "the world is so full of shit, you might as well have it for dinner." one of the best quotes i've heard in a while

  • @W1ldTangent
    @W1ldTangent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    Never have I laughed so hard at such a large group of reality deniers. Anyone that sincerely thought the good times would keep on rolling was hopelessly optimistic at best, and willfully naïve at worst. And the ones that quit their jobs? Enjoy working at McDanks I guess. Freely expressing your sexuality is all well and good until you want to be paid for it, that's always going to be a minefield of legalities and moralizing. Financial institutions and investors have little patience or understanding of that and expecting it to change suddenly is just not realistic.

    • @iamlucidess
      @iamlucidess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It'll be a great time to go back to work and see nice looking women be humiliated by some hard work at a nice store, or some restaurant, or you know, a normal job.

    • @suru7064
      @suru7064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It's quite funny when you think about it. These "sex workers" have no other Skills, Interest, or Identity other then sex or anything close to it.

    • @fullweezy3553
      @fullweezy3553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hey is like Kevin Samuel's said when the onlyfans thing is over subway will be hiring

    • @nemesisalex9424
      @nemesisalex9424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Imagine if the executives of only fans are just that based. They created the platform with this planned from the start to help the hoes ruin their lives by doing what they always thought of doing but never did

    • @Shushkin
      @Shushkin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@iamlucidess Except when they're part of your workforce. Then you get to pull her weight as well!

  • @Muongoing.97c
    @Muongoing.97c 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Let’s be honest, this shouldn’t have come as a surprise. This is the exact same situation as the hot tub meta on Twitch. If you keep pushing the envelope without any consideration for the future, at some point you’re going to push it too far and something is going to break.

    • @raphk9599
      @raphk9599 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also, TH-cam, in a sense, right?

    • @LordTyph
      @LordTyph 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I see this as the same thing that happened with Tumblr. People were using it for illegal sex stuff (I think pedophilia), Tumblr was threatened with removal from the google app store, they responded by just banning sexual stuff outright... when most people were using it for porn at that point. The platform died out fast after that, all because they were too lazy/corrupt/incompetent to moderate properly.
      And Twitter seems to be having a similar issue so we might get Tumblr's 'Pro Gamer Move' 3.0.

    • @MaddesG1
      @MaddesG1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      the body?

  • @PR0nQQb
    @PR0nQQb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "I can't dance, i can't sing" because Burger King requires all employees to put on a show whilst serving!

    • @Frank_West
      @Frank_West 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True that. You'll be fine long as you can get that two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one ปีที่แล้ว

      TWEWY Shadow Ramen
      “They dance while they cook!”
      XD

  • @patentedorganism1557
    @patentedorganism1557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    It’s almost like the adult industry is shady.
    *Hmmmmmmmmm…*

    • @TheSCPStudio
      @TheSCPStudio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It’s really not, in specific, though. Especially if you do it yourself… people are shady in general so it encompasses all areas. You think this device you’re typing on was made using honest labor? Nope, all smart device companies out source to sweat shops that pay unlivable wages. But hey, sex work is the real problem!

    • @Bennumark
      @Bennumark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@TheSCPStudio Don't tell him how chocolate and shoe industry operate. You might break a few people when you tell them that the US didn't end slavery. Just outsourced it or have slave labor in all but name.

  • @DarkPhoenix671
    @DarkPhoenix671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I love it when people claim SW is work, like nah sis, you take pictures and upload them. That's like 10 minutes of your time to make what I make in a week busting my ass with a 40 hour week. I wish I too lived on recruit difficulty.

    • @brandondavis7777
      @brandondavis7777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      My favorite is the "Well, you sell your body too!" When they get mad at manual laborers for shitting on them. No, I don't sell my body, I sell my skills and time.

    • @sleepykitty8918
      @sleepykitty8918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@brandondavis7777 That's because you have self respect and actual worth.

    • @sjakierulez
      @sjakierulez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sleepykitty8918 Nah more because us men don't get paid (as much) as them

    • @AxelSpott
      @AxelSpott 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      As a motorcycle tech, I sell my body. Everyday I labor I’m selling my body through manual labor and my soul through spending more time there than I do at home or with loved ones.
      I can’t be mad at anyone who found a way to sell their body using less work and making more for doing it. Why the hell not? I would so do it if I could. I feel like anyone mad about it is just jealous and never learned to be an adult about it so they act like little kids who didn’t get the same toy as their sibling.

    • @MrlspPrt
      @MrlspPrt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm an ugly man, so I studied a PhD in order to get a well paid job without working too much... I'm still searching for a job because the pandemics coordinated with finishing my thesis...

  • @Ryuk224
    @Ryuk224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    It's sad when Gundam is having a mental breakdown on the thottery and wants to build gunpla. Meanwhile me building gunpla listening to this.

  • @jasonthemagnificent2.0
    @jasonthemagnificent2.0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Don't be mad, UPS is hiring

    • @osets2117
      @osets2117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @john smith I work there, their standards aren't that high

    • @christianrooks4610
      @christianrooks4610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@osets2117 word😂

    • @aozorahaou2643
      @aozorahaou2643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What about hooters

    • @mikecampos1193
      @mikecampos1193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@osets2117 even even degenerates like me could get a job there.

    • @Drums_of_Liberation
      @Drums_of_Liberation 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh don't make Oops even more of a joke than it already is. I'd prefer my packages to be intact. I don't want to have to build both the gunpla and the box it comes in.

  • @bbones504
    @bbones504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    All restaurants, bars and stores will have a influx of new employees come October 😂😂

    • @MrlspPrt
      @MrlspPrt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      And many... many massage centers and dark alleys...

    • @josueveguilla9069
      @josueveguilla9069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And the Adult Entertainment Industry is still recruiting, ladies.

    • @MrlspPrt
      @MrlspPrt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@josueveguilla9069 that's above their skills... and yes, I know we're talking about "pr0n".

    • @rjzavala87
      @rjzavala87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      “When OnlyFans Stop.. Subway Will Be Hiring”
      -Kevin Samuels

    • @josueveguilla9069
      @josueveguilla9069 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rjzavala87 And Brazzers, Reality Kings, New Sensations, Family Sinners, etc, etc, etc, too.

  • @arkady86
    @arkady86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    10:17 Damn, I knew Papa G was a man of culture, but slapping Dice in there is one hell of an overkill, Bravo Good Sir!

  • @nightphenomena8581
    @nightphenomena8581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    "sex workers(most women) always look for the path of least resistance" lmaooo gundam lay off the red pill, susan's gonna kick you out for being too based.

  • @jspringer86
    @jspringer86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    "What are you invested in?"
    "That's none of your business."
    "It's a secret?"
    "I'm invested into my onlyfans."
    *Naked Gun face palm meme*

    • @sonicloud7774
      @sonicloud7774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That is a great movie.

    • @relicturtle7373
      @relicturtle7373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      When the one chick starts freaking out lol get a hold of urself airplane slap meme

    • @paulj.brazzlejr.4392
      @paulj.brazzlejr.4392 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      gundam? This is even NOT invested...
      😳😳😳

    • @MyEvilTaco
      @MyEvilTaco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just saw that movie 20 mins ago coz I did t had any internet since last night. Damn they don’t make movies like that any more.

    • @sleepyproduction7166
      @sleepyproduction7166 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MyEvilTaco there was a blankman clip in there somewhere, it’s my favorite superhero movie. Definitely worth a watch too. Not as good as naked gun though, but still pretty funny and different.

  • @salvadortoscano2534
    @salvadortoscano2534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "I have no other talents!" Idk, your acting is *almost* perfect xD

  • @johnnyisdead
    @johnnyisdead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Can we all take a moment to appreciate all the hard work that Stew does?

    • @cortholiopezorama8879
      @cortholiopezorama8879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Works that poor guy to the bone.

    • @atorifanl6153
      @atorifanl6153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Stu is my hetero-lifemate

    • @benitomartinez2106
      @benitomartinez2106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He works himself to the bone

    • @infectious_d
      @infectious_d 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Like the others said, he does indeed work himself to the bone, and while he's on fire too! Extra points for that feat!

    • @johnmchugh8049
      @johnmchugh8049 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Stu is awesome 😂

  • @EnsignRedshirtRicky
    @EnsignRedshirtRicky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "I am investing into drugs and plastic. Both go into my body." - OnlyToths
    "Sex toys are not allowed, but two gay guys humping each other is." - SusanToth
    Gundam, you need to make a vest out of ridge wallets. Then you can be hood-protected (given your background).

  • @amharbinger
    @amharbinger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Finding out Onlyfans has a better split than TH-cam hurts.

  • @sonofliberty78
    @sonofliberty78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    That shriek of simp horror at the beginning made me spit out my coffee. 😂

  • @ashbirk4681
    @ashbirk4681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    This is *exactly* how strippers sound when it comes to paying their house fees and tip out “but I’m the one who gets naked!” Waaaaaaa 😫

  • @thunderhammerx2966
    @thunderhammerx2966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I recall Hitachi being a television manufacturer, perhaps this was longer ago than I thought.

    • @Drums_of_Liberation
      @Drums_of_Liberation 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Didn't they also make power tools as well?

    • @0x97B55C23D18
      @0x97B55C23D18 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hard Disk Drives with middling reviews is my familiarity.

    • @cheapskateaquatics7103
      @cheapskateaquatics7103 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got a hitachi miter saw, maybe she needs to put here energy in to that kind of hitachi 😆🤣

    • @mikepence1933
      @mikepence1933 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Japanese electronics manufacturers tend to have a pretty broad portfolio, it's just they cater to local markets as a priority and only send stuff overseas piecemeal

  • @LabMatt
    @LabMatt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I looked up hitachi on google and all I got were pictures of excavators, so I'll just assume it's a vibrator shaped like an anime character.

    • @ericpode6095
      @ericpode6095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @nuclearmedicineman6270
      @nuclearmedicineman6270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's the one bored housewives refer to as their back massager.. looks a bit like a baseball bat with a (vibrating) baseball stuck on the end.

    • @berserkasaurusrex4233
      @berserkasaurusrex4233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nuclearmedicineman6270 I was watching a commercial the other day that was selling a very real massager (for deep muscle massage) that looks like a hitatchi had sex with a jack hammer. It would be murder to use it for sex stimulation, though. I think it was for some Olympic athlete.

    • @stevekramerf242
      @stevekramerf242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or my old Hitachi-hard drive, which vibrates and is loud as all hell.

  • @onomatopoeia7505
    @onomatopoeia7505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Thanks for putting Chris-chan in there. I was wondering where my next therapy session was going to be about.

    • @TheB00tyWarrior
      @TheB00tyWarrior 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I like to think Gundam rationalized putting that in the intro, saying something along the lines of
      "Look, if I had to see this, then you will see this shit too."

    • @kimshlongunnhh9994
      @kimshlongunnhh9994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’ve seen the documentary and my god I need to be put on suicide watch 😭

  • @ADragon-gi9mr
    @ADragon-gi9mr 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    they can deal with what they get paid. 400,000,000 and they're whining about not getting enough?

  • @Mr.Kratoast
    @Mr.Kratoast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    When I saw the "BBC Leaks" title come up, my jaw hit the floor, like where the hell is this goin? I now know he is talking about the British broadcast channel 😅

    • @gabrielarchange4680
      @gabrielarchange4680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah F the BBC.

    • @Drums_of_Liberation
      @Drums_of_Liberation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ngl I kinda thought the same thing.

    •  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Normal Person With A Clean, Cute, Smooth Brain: British Broadcast Channel*
      *$1mp5 Brain: 𐐒1G 𐐒Ł4₵K ₵0₵K*

    • @ftniceberg874
      @ftniceberg874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You some sad coomers if the first thing you think of when you see BBC is a brothers schlong.

  • @theoldfartnugget6251
    @theoldfartnugget6251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    5:40
    Are they REALLY trying to say that taking nude pictures of yourself is hard work?
    GET A GRIP LMAO

    • @osets2117
      @osets2117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes, yes they will cause they have no idea what hard work actually is

    • @peglord-ld2tk
      @peglord-ld2tk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      its so exhausting to take naked pictures of myself in the comfort of my home 🙁

  • @Sweetie_skullZ
    @Sweetie_skullZ ปีที่แล้ว +2

    In the beginning you said you painted. Is there somewhere you would feel comfortable to post them. I would love to see them ❤

  • @danielleboddie99
    @danielleboddie99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    This entire situation is hilarity lol

    • @M4TTYN
      @M4TTYN 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      most things that make the news is!

    • @AmstradExin
      @AmstradExin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean, prostitution is ILLEGAL in the USA. Who thought this goes well.

    • @AxelSpott
      @AxelSpott 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AmstradExin ummmmm it’s not though. It’s legal in some parts of America. Nevada for instance. Rhode Island even had a loophole for it being legal behind closed doors until the Craigslist killer.
      And even then it’s not as long as you film it pretty much. Than it’s just making pornography with a paid actress. And the porn you most likely watch was most likely made in America.
      Only fans isn’t prostitution. If anything it’s on par with being a stripper or a pornstar. Neither of which is illegal.
      I don’t really care what happens to onlyfans but you should probably work on critical thinking skills with brilliant takes like that, champ.

  • @Jorendo
    @Jorendo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    "I'm personally vibrating like a f*cking hitachi" Ah so you were making one last video for your onlyfans before the plug gets pulled on that content huh?

    • @angelsofblood9879
      @angelsofblood9879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Got em!

    • @CoolCatG117
      @CoolCatG117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your banned sir!

    • @sexistspaghettios
      @sexistspaghettios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Butt plug.........amirite fellas!!!! 😈

    • @danielbrown5986
      @danielbrown5986 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wasn't Hitachi a make of video tape player back in the day?

  • @livefreeprintguns
    @livefreeprintguns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That is unironically my favorite Huey Lewis song playing in the background during the intro.

  • @ministryofwrongthink6962
    @ministryofwrongthink6962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    The most hilarious thing to me is only fans thinks they’ll survive this. like dude this move is literally “bankruptcy with extra steps”

    • @berserkasaurusrex4233
      @berserkasaurusrex4233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It's basically the Tumblr suicide, but with slightly fewer autistic otherkin twink furries.

    • @ministryofwrongthink6962
      @ministryofwrongthink6962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@berserkasaurusrex4233 i’ve heard this comparison before but honestly it doesn’t even compare.. Play Tumber always had cutesy little arts and craft wanna be Pinterest crap on it.. what the f**k else was only fans ever used for? seriously do you or anyone you know ever use it for anything other than b()()biez?
      this is like harbor freight banning power tools

    • @DenerWitt
      @DenerWitt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      if they choose this path is prob because they were already sinking.

    • @dwaynesmith8986
      @dwaynesmith8986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Apparently it isn't how we perceive it to be. they're only banning the most extreme content like ppl actually screwing.

    • @sweet5304
      @sweet5304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@berserkasaurusrex4233 tumblr also had a massive CP problem. Verizon decided to ban porn to limit CP in anyway possible because it was such an issue.

  • @aarn321
    @aarn321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Oh how I've missed Billy. It's good to see him again. Don't ever stop doing Billy skits, he's one of my favorites.

    • @Irreverent_bob
      @Irreverent_bob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I also liked the SFM animations with scout wearing a gundum helmet

  • @nc7813
    @nc7813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The girls really be acting like acting a pic with a iPhone for money is the same as working a 8 hour shift everyday 😒

  • @NYCreature
    @NYCreature 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    It's literally putting your eggs in one basket. Those girls made me sad to think that it would be the only thing they need. I work at ikea. I know I make more than the average content creator. I (with 4 years of raises) makes almost $20 an hour. Sometimes I want to be a gaming streamer but I get paid and I'm like NOPE NOT GONNA STRUGGLE TODAY. Lmaooo

    • @godofwar2k6reborn
      @godofwar2k6reborn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah, 15 years on YT, 100s of videos, not a penny earned. Less than 1% of CCs make a dime on YT.

    • @MakeItWithCalvin
      @MakeItWithCalvin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@godofwar2k6reborn I am monetized but I still have my day job for a reason... Truthfully the biggest and most annoying lie is that anyone can jump on a platform and make bank. Sure anyone can join but very few make it and at what price ultimately...

    • @NYCreature
      @NYCreature 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@MakeItWithCalvin that's why when those "How to make it big in social media" classes piss me off so much. No ones gonna tell kids a big part of it is luck. How else could they get their money.

    • @hector1404
      @hector1404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      like itsagundam said sometime ago "Sucks to have only one skill"

    • @kupotenshi
      @kupotenshi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      that's what I always wonder like are these girlies gonna be selling nudes online for the rest of their life? they had no long term goals and aren't working on developing any skills, it's sad to see

  • @Gmanblack4
    @Gmanblack4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Thank you for bearing through the soul crushing agony of listening to all these angry, entitled, out-of-touch thots just to give us some laughs Papa Gundam.
    We appreciate you more than you can even realize

    • @dickmarx1298
      @dickmarx1298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Gundam taking one for the team like a champ

  • @mitchjames9350
    @mitchjames9350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Onlyfans should be called OnlyThots.

  • @robertdanilotecson9111
    @robertdanilotecson9111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "When OF stops, subway will be hiring" - The godfather Kevin Samuels

  • @MelloraFraggle
    @MelloraFraggle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    *onlyfans going down the tubes rightfully so*
    Me: Let it burn...

    • @donaldtrunq3483
      @donaldtrunq3483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your name is the only reason I'll not commit self die today.
      Thank you

    • @hector1404
      @hector1404 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Enjoying every minute of it

    • @MelloraFraggle
      @MelloraFraggle 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your welcome Dallas is a the type of show I'd give lots of money if they were still making episodes besides j.r. is so effortlessly amazing why can't other 17 yr olds enjoy Dallas too?

    • @donaldtrunq3483
      @donaldtrunq3483 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm not 17... I am q though.

    • @MelloraFraggle
      @MelloraFraggle 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Q?

  • @ystconnection
    @ystconnection 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    29:00 That’s basically what Jordan Peterson is trying to do with his books.
    If there is a god, may he bless that man even more!

  • @TheShineboxer
    @TheShineboxer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    These women throwing a fit for 30% which is what Doordash, ubereats etc take as the fee from actual restaurants on food orders. No simpathy here

    • @MERLK2
      @MERLK2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yeah they really seem to lost touch to reality ... i mean, whats less profitable per hour, working 8-10 hours a day, and getting payed at the end of the mont/week, or selling a picture/video of whatever made in a couple of minutes, to sell it a few hundred times do desperate n thirsty simps.
      They look at what the potential cut for the company is ... while becoming ever more greedy relating their potential bonus income. But why oh why do those that complain, strangly enought not toot about creating a own company, with a own serverfarm, app with backend & admin/payment processing staff that offers it service for completly free, i wonder.

  • @KomboEzaliTe
    @KomboEzaliTe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I want you to know that you're the single greatest content creator on this entire godsforsaken series of tubes.

    • @TaddiestMason
      @TaddiestMason 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i like ryan long better and jimmy dore more than that. but yes, gundam is top 3. gundam fails to see that the modern mainstream representation of the left is just former Bush era Republicans and hypocritical authoritarian people with no ideology save a love of virtue signaling and controlling others.

    • @thedoomslayer5863
      @thedoomslayer5863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@TaddiestMason the republicans have their RHINOS the Dems have their BLM/ANTIFA/SOCIALISTS/COMMIES ECT.
      If the populists took over the right then it would just be sane and logical vs insane and illogical.
      All depends if the right can clean out all their RHINOS. If they can it's a clear win. If not they will forever be held down by those traitors.
      The left definitely cooked up its own stuff instead of being bush era repubs like u said. In that sense you're completely and utterly wrong.
      The left have birth to domestic (can't even say the word or I might get shadow banned but it starts with a T and ends in ists) such as ANTIFA and BLM. They also carry the socialist and commies and Marxists in their flock.
      The right with all their backstabbing RHINOS is the lesser evil of the two by far.
      And I'll take some country raised right-wing Christian telling me not to play DOOM or listen to it's music ANY DAY over a literal mob of violent monkeys who will try to burn down your neighborhood

    • @Jaapst
      @Jaapst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thedoomslayer5863 YES!

    • @cheddabixcuit2745
      @cheddabixcuit2745 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Word

  • @mtgusa
    @mtgusa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    What an s-show, my goodness...
    Insightful as always Gundam!

  • @theaverageDon
    @theaverageDon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "Where is your God now?"
    *pans to a picture of Pokimane*
    HAHAHAHA 🤣

  • @IowanLawman
    @IowanLawman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "With the fall of OnlyFans, lead to the beginning of the end for humanity. We got into the darktimes after that" ~ Old Me reminiscing in 2030 in a post apocalyptic world.

    • @cultofpersonalit1888
      @cultofpersonalit1888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't underestimate the level of misery humanity can achieve !
      We can go deeper ! 😐

    • @MaddesG1
      @MaddesG1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i already got my visions from reading revelations u should too

    • @Bee_Mavrick
      @Bee_Mavrick 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol to the folks who changed timelines at the last minuet

  • @jokerxthx
    @jokerxthx ปีที่แล้ว +2

    im almost 30 but puppets still make me laugh🤣🤣🤣

  • @sandakureva
    @sandakureva 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I love how this guy just has a puppet of himself.
    Also as a game developer, I'm used to 30+ percent. Valve takes about that, and then Unity/Unreal/whatever other middleware I'm using eat up their cut too.

    • @randomdeliveryguy
      @randomdeliveryguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Valve takes 30% and the USA takes 20% more from me, and I'm not even american. Fuck the USA.

    • @craigbauer7793
      @craigbauer7793 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Big ooof mate, good luck out there

    • @lifeartstudios6207
      @lifeartstudios6207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just made this same kind of comment lol!

    • @crispyghoul
      @crispyghoul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What is unity's cut?

    • @Reddotzebra
      @Reddotzebra 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You could always do the thing and take Epic's golden shilling. Or have they stopped handing out briefcases of money already?

  • @RogueFox2185
    @RogueFox2185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    🎵 This may be the end of OnlyFans as I know it, and I feel fine…🎵

  • @greyphaqse
    @greyphaqse ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is 2 years ago and onlyfans is still doing porn

  • @floridaman6643
    @floridaman6643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    “Over moderate” sounds like them just trying to save face by claiming he just happened to see too much.

    • @AZ-rl7pg
      @AZ-rl7pg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sounds like a twitch moderator and giving passes to content they enjoy

    • @brianre6595
      @brianre6595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's Is Exactly what they are doing. Not only that but, the same CEO's have their own Porn Collection...

    • @LordTyph
      @LordTyph 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tumblr 2.0...

    • @Phuckseeds
      @Phuckseeds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just here to say I love your profile pic

    • @MaddesG1
      @MaddesG1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ILU

  • @KodamaBoy69
    @KodamaBoy69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    glad you liked using my simp song, god speed.

  • @Rajyrr
    @Rajyrr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    The best part is that everything they've uploaded onto the internet stays on the internet. So these people are screwed literally, financially, socially, and probably metaphorically, as well.

    • @TheSCPStudio
      @TheSCPStudio 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The projection is real. This means nothing. My gf and I bring in bank doing sex work that tilts you little crybabies so much and this OnlyFans type incident happens all the time. Sex workers are always getting screwed over because crybabies like yourself can’t stand that you’re just too ugly and undesirable to be able to do these types of things. The funny thing is, another Avenue always opens up when one closes. There are many sites that do the same thing as OnlyFans. OnlyFans shut down, not the customers. Trust me when I say this; the customers will almost always follow the sex workers wherever they go. If anything this is just more advertisement.
      So…. Cry harder.

    • @liammahan4497
      @liammahan4497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@TheSCPStudio We ain't crying. We're laughing.

    • @peekay120
      @peekay120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@TheSCPStudio Holy moly this is funny, try going out and getting a normal job after being in porn and see how that goes, not even that, see how people look at you if they know you do porn, thinking that its all sunshine and there are no negative repercussions is so goddamn stupid and shortsighted, All I can say is that I hope you invest that money wisely, because it wont last forever.

    • @perc3136
      @perc3136 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheSCPStudio 😂😂😂

    • @gilly9666
      @gilly9666 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheSCPStudio thinks that dont happen 🤡🤪

  • @bubbakushingtonIII
    @bubbakushingtonIII 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Hell yes Saturday morning with GunDam

  • @MollyMargolisBillCipherIsBae
    @MollyMargolisBillCipherIsBae 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Holy crap. I heard you say “Molly” and I was like: “OH NO! What?! WHAT DID I DO? IM NOT EVEN ON ONLYFANS!”
    Then I realized it was a different Molly and felt stupid.

  • @Gigatech151
    @Gigatech151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Hitachi"... It's funny cuz "Itachi", a character from Naruto was powered by "Rage, Malice, and Betrayal"... At this point I thought it was what she wanted to write. But oh well...

    • @surfinsilver
      @surfinsilver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No she’s not that intelligent to line that sentence up on purpose

  • @iliannaisreading
    @iliannaisreading 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I can't tell if Gundam is either tired or slowly losing his insanity with each video.

  • @brockdavid
    @brockdavid 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “I don’t want to talk about ‘thottery’ I want to paint”
    You keep covering the collapse of Western Civilization! And, it better be funny!

  • @KyogresHideout_Vegito2121
    @KyogresHideout_Vegito2121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Billy's scream nearly made me die laughing xD

    • @TheMiracleMatter
      @TheMiracleMatter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I replayed it just for that !

    • @TyPhenirW0LF
      @TyPhenirW0LF 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      In Space, nobody can hear you scream.
      In Hyperspace, nobody can hear you scream like a prism-split robot.
      In Hypersex, Nobody cares how you scream.

    • @dickmarx1298
      @dickmarx1298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I listened to that over and over
      😜👍

  • @shanemartin8004
    @shanemartin8004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Kevin Samuels, he the man and we should hear to the people who have more experience than us. Gundam you are my shit and giggles.

    • @rigeltheostrich4791
      @rigeltheostrich4791 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hear? Hear what? I think you’re looking for “adhere”