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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 ส.ค. 2024
  • r/Idontworkherelady has an insane woman attack an innocent bystander in an airport for NO REASON! This nutty old lady smacks another person with her metal luggage because she thought OP was a waitress, when she was clearly wearing an airport uniform. Why do these entitled people seem to believe that every other person on earth is there to serve them? This woman gets a harsh lesson when she makes a big mistake in an airport! If you liked this video, be sure to subscribe!
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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1635

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    • @BrolyOrAurak
      @BrolyOrAurak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Can we make the MIL

    • @theluckygamer10
      @theluckygamer10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What I'm in BOIIIIIIIIS!!!

    • @heck6466
      @heck6466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      v is gay

    • @jackmanmoth6526
      @jackmanmoth6526 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      rSlash FACE REVEAL AT 1 MILLION!!

    • @1UpSuperStar
      @1UpSuperStar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes BOOOOIIIIIS

  • @livingcorpse5664
    @livingcorpse5664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1036

    "You're a stripper!"
    Kay. Even if she was, you can't deny her service just cause of what her job is.

    • @serenedaisy17
      @serenedaisy17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Living Corpse honestly best comment

    • @livingcorpse5664
      @livingcorpse5664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@serenedaisy17 Not really, I used the wrong You're.

    • @ashleighcummings5372
      @ashleighcummings5372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Even if she was a stripper girl you work at a gas station???? 😂😂😂

    • @dydysenpai7460
      @dydysenpai7460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@livingcorpse5664 no one corrected you so your good lol its a good comment

    • @Fae_Nightshade
      @Fae_Nightshade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@dydysenpai7460 I can't tell if you meant you're or used your on purpose xD

  • @marenzimmermann6885
    @marenzimmermann6885 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2412

    "My hawk will show you to your table." *SCREEEECH* killed me LOL... pure Gold xD

    • @lordoftablecloths
      @lordoftablecloths 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      *Majestic hawk screech intensifies*

    • @michaeljohn7275
      @michaeljohn7275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      For real,that part meade me laugh hard.

    • @rubywizard1988
      @rubywizard1988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @TheBurningEngram
      @TheBurningEngram 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      it felt weird in my headphones with one working side

    • @Thebluemamott
      @Thebluemamott 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      just like karen

  • @thealmightybucket5930
    @thealmightybucket5930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +810

    *Steve Irwin voice* : We've spotted a wild Karen. Now this specimen of Karen is especially entitled, as you can see by the haircut, and its mating call of "WHERE'S THE MANAGER"

    • @megangrindstaff1295
      @megangrindstaff1295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Nice!

    • @mztweety1374
      @mztweety1374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      😂😂😂😂 I think he would have liked this

    • @dotdaniels7885
      @dotdaniels7885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      the best karen joke ever

    • @reeenzdyt4458
      @reeenzdyt4458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I'm just imagining a Australian accent

    • @bellerain381
      @bellerain381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      *squawking "Manager! Manager!"*
      OH, DANGER, DANGER, DANGER!!!

  • @danielmajor3777
    @danielmajor3777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    I loved the guy going to get his "manager" just to return himself as he is the manager. Lol

    • @mr.r5261
      @mr.r5261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What I would do is walk into the back and come back out claiming I'm the manager and the employee was not me but my twin, if they believed me and started whining, I would wait until they finish, then I say "I'll inform my employee" I would spin around and say "my manager doesn't give a f*ck", they then would know that I pranked them

    • @rehfeldt12
      @rehfeldt12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is EVERY managers dream. I should know. I'm a Manager. 😆😆

  • @BestBES
    @BestBES 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3825

    "Oh your uniform is covered in waffle batter, I thought it was baby batter."
    _rSlash you didn't_ 😂

    • @TigerKirby215
      @TigerKirby215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +348

      rSlash: Why does TH-cam keep demonitizing me?
      Also rSlash:

    • @cookiecrumble619
      @cookiecrumble619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Dude some of his one liners have been making me cry lately

    • @alotosius
      @alotosius 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Turns out the only job she could find was a stripper, she was fired on the same day for harassing the other girls.

    • @kt27066
      @kt27066 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      B I see you everywhere

    • @maxtheleopard
      @maxtheleopard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      One thing that i want to question is what kind of stripper would let someone batter them from what i know you can't touch them

  • @rumanfu2454
    @rumanfu2454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    A falcon showing you to your table would be pretty awesome.

    • @OfCourseIMight
      @OfCourseIMight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      How would I tip him?

    • @rumanfu2454
      @rumanfu2454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@OfCourseIMight with food

    • @silentreaper5805
      @silentreaper5805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Tip with some of your food and lightly petting him. I'd probably end up petting him and feeding him all day because I love animals. They’re so much better than humans...

    • @crowdemon_archives
      @crowdemon_archives 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@OfCourseIMight probably could grab some raw meat at the counter to feed the falcon lol

    • @UnusualGibus
      @UnusualGibus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Karen's would still complain to the manager for the falcon being rude lol

  • @SerenaPro
    @SerenaPro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    I've actually experienced something similar to the waitress. I was standing in line at the gas station and I forgot to trade my cash in after work. So I paid for everything in ones and fives. The guy behind me (who I know but doesn't know me) in line taps me on the shoulder and says "You look a little young to be stripping. Which joint do you work at? They should be reported. You cant be over 16." Me, in a horrified tone, "Sir, I'm a waitress at the local catfish diner. I know your mother. She comes in all the time. Also, I'm 29 years old. Even if I was a stripper, WHO ARE YOU TONTELL ME WHAT I CAN DO." Mind you, I live in small town so it's hard not to know everyone when you work in one of the more popular restaurants. His face went red and he stammered trying to say something, then just gave up. I turned back to the cashier, who seemed horrified and delighted at the same time. Her mouth was wide open, but kind of in a smile at the same time. "I don't need the receipt, thank you." And with that I left. I ran into his mom at the restaurant a few days later and gave her the full run down. She said, "He never was very bright, I'm so sorry."

    • @doges1537
      @doges1537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      That ending though. I almost spit out my water.

    • @doges1537
      @doges1537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I know this comment is from a long time ago but why does he ask which club you're in??? Pretty suspicious...

    • @DiscoTimelordASD
      @DiscoTimelordASD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      At least the Mum was honest😂😂😂

    • @growda1
      @growda1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You know him...but he doesn't know you...that makes no fucking sense...FAKE!

    • @growda1
      @growda1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fake!

  • @cincysilvia8807
    @cincysilvia8807 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1217

    Me: waves hand to Karen
    Karen: "oh you dont speak english... "
    Me: " hes only a bird ma'am, I'm not a miracle worker."
    Also me: gets fired.

    • @Darkness251
      @Darkness251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      In bird culture we call this a dick move

    • @richardarriaga6271
      @richardarriaga6271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      This is a falcon, not a parrot.

    • @matthewsingerii2600
      @matthewsingerii2600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahaha

    • @albussr1589
      @albussr1589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I would have totally pulled that

    • @bcaye
      @bcaye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice.

  • @JessieWings1221
    @JessieWings1221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +656

    "Oh my mistake. Your uniform is covered in waffle batter. I thought it was baby batter." Love it! Priceless line right there.

    • @hagamapama
      @hagamapama 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The sad thing is, that's probably exactly what she thought it was.

    • @kt27066
      @kt27066 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Baby batter?

    • @Colaman112
      @Colaman112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@kt27066 You'll get it when you're older :D

    • @onion1322
      @onion1322 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Can someone explain it to me. I think i know what it means but im not sure.
      Edit: ok yeah now i get it. Its muc. But backwards.

    • @Colaman112
      @Colaman112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@onion1322 Well, if you know how babies are made, then you can use your imagination on what the substance talked about could be.

  • @ClokworkGremlin
    @ClokworkGremlin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    "This hospital is great for dealing with mental illness or substance abuse."
    Karen's gonna need a closed-casket funeral after that one.

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      90% burns to her entire body...

    • @BIGGIEEEECHEESE
      @BIGGIEEEECHEESE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah but maybe the fire department got to her in time?

    • @KILLRXNOEVIRUS
      @KILLRXNOEVIRUS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@BIGGIEEEECHEESE yea to help burn her

    • @hanezutchins2786
      @hanezutchins2786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Better have Burn Heal!" *battle music starts*

  • @bellastarsweld1894
    @bellastarsweld1894 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    The moment you said "i know you work across the street but" a pullups add came up and it said "im a big kid now!" And i fell over from laughter.

    • @T04ST1
      @T04ST1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So it said "I know you work across the street but I'm a big kid now"

  • @egghie
    @egghie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    Robber 1: WE GOT TO GO THE COPS ARE HERE!
    Robber 2: Alright just let me water the Tulips!
    Robber 1: NO WE GOT TO GO NOW!
    Robber 2: OMG the roses look so beautiful!

    • @sierragaunt6623
      @sierragaunt6623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Horse_NoName when your friend is into GTA but your into Stardew Valley.

    • @DerivativeOfJungbluth
      @DerivativeOfJungbluth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      When a gardener loses its job and turns into a robber!

    • @magicstuart4912
      @magicstuart4912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Maybe the robber has OCD and didn't like how messy the garden was. So while one is robbing the house, the other does the gardening to get closure.

    • @verrufen2642
      @verrufen2642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You mean tulips, right?

    • @youroperator1005
      @youroperator1005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      RSlash: what type of robber does another person lawn
      THAT robber: professionals have standards

  • @LunaHarp91
    @LunaHarp91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    "....the Huff of a wild Karen...."
    ".... hypersonic Karen screech...."
    Me: 😂😂😂👌🏾

    • @pugfarts4043
      @pugfarts4043 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @nailleehoran5557
      @nailleehoran5557 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂i couldn't stop laughing

    • @pugfarts4043
      @pugfarts4043 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @pugfarts4043
      @pugfarts4043 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eeeeeyyyaaaaahhhh

    • @pugfarts4043
      @pugfarts4043 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is Karen Kevin the cubes girlfriend

  • @theundyingfighter3147
    @theundyingfighter3147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    Me: I don’t work here
    EP: I DONT CARE. FIRE HIM NOW
    Manager: Ok...you’re hired...you’re fired

  • @gokaury
    @gokaury 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    CC: "You can't treat a customer like this, never in my life has anyone been so rude to me."
    Me: That's a highly dubious statement, at best.

  • @freedomgrim5043
    @freedomgrim5043 5 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    (Hiding in a bush with binoculars)
    Now we see the wild Karen in its natural habitat, it screams cause pure disappointment when heard by others,

    • @alexisbroussard7036
      @alexisbroussard7036 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Freedom Grim I’m gonna poke it with a stick. 😈😂😂😂

    • @Xolivas1
      @Xolivas1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@alexisbroussard7036me- *pokes Karen with the stick*
      Karen- REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
      Me- AH SHE'S ANGRY!!

    • @MichaelClark-uw7ex
      @MichaelClark-uw7ex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Crikey, she's a feisty one

    • @seldonwright4345
      @seldonwright4345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Xolivas1 wrong stick. Baseball bat. Upside the head

    • @coitag
      @coitag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If she was a Pokémon she would be a Poison type

  • @Dreigonix
    @Dreigonix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    RSlash: Won’t say “hell”
    Also RSlash: “I thought it was baby batter”

  • @tinydancer7426
    @tinydancer7426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    The waffle house waitress should have called out to the woman, "Oh, are you here to get a job as a STRIPPER too?" And then explain it to her boss.

  • @maximillianfex6261
    @maximillianfex6261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Walks into the back, then out again
    *YOU MORTAL FOOL, I AM THE MANAGER*

  • @OynxWolf11
    @OynxWolf11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "Yes madam, my hawk will show you the way".
    "Hawk Cry".
    I almost choked on my food XD

  • @sophiawurth
    @sophiawurth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Me: **waves hand**
    Entitled lady: oh, you don't speak _English_
    Me: *WHEN WILL YOU LEARN*

    • @authenticNL2
      @authenticNL2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Sophia Jean *THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!!!!*

    • @xeliteunicornsx6592
      @xeliteunicornsx6592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      YOU FRICKING FREAKS STOP HATING ON SONIC!!!!

    • @happyfowl_8376
      @happyfowl_8376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *english*

    • @BingQilin
      @BingQilin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@authenticNL2 *YOU PEOPLE CAN NEVER BE QUENCHED*

  • @ohyourecooked
    @ohyourecooked 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Girl: There’s no way in heck you would mistake me for anything else but a flight attendant.
    Entitled lady: Hold my beer.

    • @user-dq5xg2zk8j
      @user-dq5xg2zk8j 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Edit :Hold my wine

    • @baddog711
      @baddog711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@user-dq5xg2zk8j re-edit: Hold my whine!

  • @fidel7428
    @fidel7428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    In Germany:
    *Assaults someone*
    Airport cancels their flight
    In America:
    *Assaults someone*
    *FIVE STAR WANTED LEVEL*

    • @zfilms4858
      @zfilms4858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Nah, in America, most likely, a S.W.A.T team would be called and the airport shutdown at east due to "terrorism" (it's a funding thing)
      In extreme cases: the military would be called and Karen would be executed on sight!
      #sarcasm

    • @the_grim_gamer3039
      @the_grim_gamer3039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@zfilms4858 I know it's sarcastic but honestly that's not far from the truth. For good reason though. Because you know. 9/11.

    • @runningfromabear8354
      @runningfromabear8354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@the_grim_gamer3039 Coming from a country that's experienced a lot more terrorism than the US, I hope you're being sarcastic too. It's been almost 20 years.

    • @the_grim_gamer3039
      @the_grim_gamer3039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@runningfromabear8354 yeah it's been 20 years. And if we let up on security what's stopping someone with I'll intentions doing it again. Also we may not have the biggest terrorism in the world. But I mean let's look at the lady decade. Too many school shootings to count Boston bombing. Different shootings some people here are using Corona virus for terrorism by purposely coughing In as many peoples races as possible. So yeah your country night have more terrorism. But trust me America is FAR from terrorist and problem free. Any American can tell you that things here are pretty bad right now especially with Corona because we have the largest amount of cases and deaths in America. Trust me we have problems do how about you do research before you spot your anti security and "I have it so much worse" bullcrap.

    • @motherintoronto
      @motherintoronto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@the_grim_gamer3039 Anti-security? No issues with airport security when flying. Or are you saying it's reasonable to shutdown an airport because granny threw a tantrum?

  • @gokaury
    @gokaury 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    "A wild Karen appears."
    "The wild Karen used Hypersonic Karen Screech."
    "It's not very effective."
    "Richter used sarcasm."
    "The wild Karen blows a gasket."
    "It's super effective."
    "The wild Karen ran away."

    • @thedoctor1510
      @thedoctor1510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A wild karen appears:
      Trainer sent out manager
      Wild karen used supersonic
      It was super effective
      Manager fainted

    • @SomethingBoutEclipse
      @SomethingBoutEclipse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thedoctor1510
      Trainer sent out Police.
      Karen uses “lie”
      “Not very effective”
      Cops used “Question”
      Karen used “lie”
      “Not very effective”
      Cops use “arrest”
      Karen fainted.

  • @Imachicken
    @Imachicken 5 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    keran: i would like a coke
    worker:"takes out coke from fridge"
    keran:YOU ARE STEALING THE COKE!!!!! I'M CALLING THE POLICE!!!!!!!!

    • @MrIHaveASword
      @MrIHaveASword 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Worker: Goes back in and gets Pepsi out of spite.

    • @chickennugget315
      @chickennugget315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Karen: HOW DARE YOU GO BACK TO STEALING IMMA CALL THE PO-POS ON YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHI-

    • @duruoz1808
      @duruoz1808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Karen not Keran : *screeches*

    • @thijs4305
      @thijs4305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Karen: HOW DARE YOU SERVICE ME?! I DESERVE TO BE SERVED BY A KING! ALSO GIVE MY SON YOUR COMPANY HE DESERVES IT, HE HAS GOOD GRADES!

    • @imjustapancake3188
      @imjustapancake3188 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Duru Oz hey, numbnuts, they might have dyslexia. You should stop 💀

  • @Xershade
    @Xershade 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I love when entitled people go "I;m a customer" after being refused service. When this happens to me I tell them, "No you're not, I specifically just told you you're business is not wanted."

  • @dimitristsekeris1821
    @dimitristsekeris1821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "This is Company! You work for Company!" I'm laughing so hard at some people's view of society. She really thinks the entire world is "The Company" and she can just complain and get any person on the planet fired.

    • @Peta4241
      @Peta4241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The extra funny thing is the 2 businesses are a partnership not one place owning the other so the head office of supermarket has nothing to do with head office of petrol station.

    • @2themoon863
      @2themoon863 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What would work is to get the Karen to tell name and where SHE works, and report her to HER bosses!!

  • @rubywizard1988
    @rubywizard1988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Yes, officer, we broke in and made a morgage payment
    Officer: what?

  • @Flop_Studios
    @Flop_Studios 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I always garden during a robbery!!
    Keeps peoples minds of the 1,000s of dollars missing!

    • @epicboomshine6595
      @epicboomshine6595 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Surprise landscaping bill, not grand larceny.

  • @basrengangetch.2042
    @basrengangetch.2042 5 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    When you see four yellow line but no ads show
    * happiness noise *

  • @lucifinn_8333
    @lucifinn_8333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    It would be cool for a hawk to show you to your table, but think bigger. Dragons people dragons! 😂

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Random Artist - Nice Flight Rising avatar! I’d love for a little Fae Dragon to show me to my table! ❤️
      (Anything bigger would probably knock things over)

    • @SkylerDK
      @SkylerDK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes. Simply yes. Make this happen and take all my money.

  • @luckylittleloser4141
    @luckylittleloser4141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:02 WOAH MAN! Can't believe you got a totally real hawk to feature in this video 10/10 would hawk again

  • @fish6550
    @fish6550 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Rslash, basically an audio book channel, but the book is reddit...
    Yes

    • @lovelyunknown
      @lovelyunknown 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I "yes" as well!

    • @slogyourgrogyouoldseadog
      @slogyourgrogyouoldseadog 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Marie Tidwell this, does indeed, put a smile on my face.

    • @blaze-co3df
      @blaze-co3df 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wish I could use it for summer reading :,)

  • @kelvarnsen1749
    @kelvarnsen1749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    No PUPPYBLOOPERS? I demand to speak to your supervisor

  • @Larrysoileau82
    @Larrysoileau82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    Someone's boyfriend must have run off with a stripper.

    • @naturalist10000
      @naturalist10000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Could you honestly blame 'em, with her attitude it'd be a miracle for a guy to speed date her?

    • @batman2330
      @batman2330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I feel good for that person ,
      He is good without her :,-)

    • @Larrysoileau82
      @Larrysoileau82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alison Brown not an excuse, just an observation.

    • @katherinekurzius290
      @katherinekurzius290 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣

  • @matthewmcdaid7962
    @matthewmcdaid7962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Karen: I want him FIRED!
    Manager: I'm sorry, madam, we have no protocol for firing customers.

  • @TheOdst219
    @TheOdst219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    As a native of Louisiana I can confirm good days are rarer then a clean New Orleans street.

  • @wendyrobertson52
    @wendyrobertson52 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    *Karen walks in*
    Karen: my daughter deserves your million dollars
    Me: no
    Karen: Karen wants to battle!
    Karen: sent out Onix!
    Onix used screech!
    I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!

    • @regulardude3397
      @regulardude3397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah, karen would be pure poison type

    • @leiwoomynati1372
      @leiwoomynati1372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@regulardude3397 or Poison/Dark

    • @FeralRaccoon.
      @FeralRaccoon. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@leiwoomynati1372 poison/normal type

    • @raerohan4241
      @raerohan4241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FeralRaccoon. Nah, poison/dark is accurate. Dark type in the original Japanese is actually the "evil" type, so it fits

  • @thenarrator6846
    @thenarrator6846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    EP: "I want this thing"
    OP: "You can't have that-"
    EP: *Karen Screeches*

  • @fluffezic5183
    @fluffezic5183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    rSlash: Where a wafflehouse employee gets mistaken for a stripper.
    Me: (spits coke all over my screen) WHAT??!!??!?!

    • @scrub.777
      @scrub.777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Flowey*

    • @oOoOosparkles
      @oOoOosparkles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      All those singles....
      My husband and I own ice cream trucks and get lots of one dollar bills. I guess I should prepare myself for the inevitable mistake.

    • @act.13.41
      @act.13.41 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@oOoOosparkles Fold them length wise so they have a crease before spending them. Wait for the reactions.

    • @spencerburkhart555
      @spencerburkhart555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Does not compute does not compute catch on fire

    • @snowplow8323
      @snowplow8323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMFAOOOOO

  • @19lamborghini92
    @19lamborghini92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Makes a joke about jizz on an apron but says heck instead of "go to hell"...

    • @Sip_Dhit
      @Sip_Dhit 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Star wars jazz?

    • @Sip_Dhit
      @Sip_Dhit 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is joke btw

  • @AmeshaSpentaArmaiti
    @AmeshaSpentaArmaiti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Whenever I burglarize a humans home, I'm so bothered by the inefficiencies that I can't help but optimize whatever I leave behind. Mowing lawns, cleaning gutters, unclogging toilets, etc.
    You wouldn't believe how many homes have unsecured WiFi. Also pets. I take the pets.
    Beep boop.

    • @ww6372
      @ww6372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was almost ready to hire you to rob my home. But then you said youd take my pets. No! Not Geoff and Krystal!

    • @annvictor9627
      @annvictor9627 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you take lazy relatives, too? ;-)

  • @hljellybean5311
    @hljellybean5311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "You know this Karen was right, you were a terrible bakery employee"
    Idk why that killed me more then everything else in this video 😂

    • @strawberrysoulforever8336
      @strawberrysoulforever8336 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because he was wrong. You can't be a terrible bakery employee unless you're a bakery employee.

  • @somegeese
    @somegeese 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "I WANT YOU TO FIRE PERSON A WHO WORKS AT THE MCDONALD'S AT LOCATION A, THEY WERE EXTREMELY RUDE TO ME"
    "Ma'am, this is a Lowe's."

    • @evadedenbach1226
      @evadedenbach1226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It does not compute for Karen. All people working are the same.

  • @sarahspaceslippers
    @sarahspaceslippers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    RSLASH is what relaxes me when im stressed and entertains me when im bored
    today both happened

    • @JaelinBezel
      @JaelinBezel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How can you be both bored and stressed at the same time? In any case really hope your day gets better. :)

    • @sarahspaceslippers
      @sarahspaceslippers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@JaelinBezel bored with revising all day, stressed about my exams

    • @sageneedssnuggles2333
      @sageneedssnuggles2333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cutequeen, hope you feel better :D

    • @sarahspaceslippers
      @sarahspaceslippers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sageneedssnuggles2333 RSLASH made me feel better

    • @JaelinBezel
      @JaelinBezel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sarahspaceslippers I hope they go well.

  • @OfNoImport
    @OfNoImport 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    *A Wild Karen Appears!*
    ...F***. Did my super repel wear off again?

  • @MrXemrox
    @MrXemrox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    12:55 I had a neighbor who hired some guys to do their roof and interior work, and they ended up stealing their stuff and needless to say, they left it half done.

  • @silverdandylmao
    @silverdandylmao 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The bird cry was a nice touch. Made me laugh xD

  • @thesushi1947
    @thesushi1947 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "They're bee a few bumps in the road... monetization, etc."
    Lmao these one-liners keep getting better XD

  • @seag7432
    @seag7432 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    A hostess that is also a falconer, AND the falcon will show me to my table!?!?! I guess I know where I am spending every dollar I have to my name.

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Full disclosure there will be a mouse at your table

    • @ShyGreenBean
      @ShyGreenBean 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maui Randall I WHEEZED

  • @adamwebb9545
    @adamwebb9545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Dude when I was a server I always said “sorry for all the singles, I’m a stripper” even though I’m in full “dad bod” mode

  • @whiteteaandpeonies9145
    @whiteteaandpeonies9145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Mission accomplished, I win again!" lol.

  • @adipadi7435
    @adipadi7435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    MAYDAY MAYDAY COME IN THIS IS AN CRAZY KAREN SITUATION I REAPEAT A CRAZY KAREN SITUATION

    • @Shotgunz999
      @Shotgunz999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      no need to say crazy karen... karen already means crazy

    • @kt27066
      @kt27066 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Clear. What service do I need to send? Sensible manager or security? I repeat sensible manager or security?

    • @OfCourseIMight
      @OfCourseIMight 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kt27066 all of the above, this is an extremely dangerous situation. We can't risk civilian lives.

    • @animatednerd3428
      @animatednerd3428 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *turns into panzer tank gun blazing*

    • @con_air0171
      @con_air0171 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *TAKE COVER*

  • @iipixel8607
    @iipixel8607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I beleive this can apply to Karens all over the globe, You cant fix stupid, and you can't reason with crazy.

  • @SiIIster
    @SiIIster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    my favorite part of this video is at 10:50 when rSlash takes a deep breath when he says (as a karen) "I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!!!" classic :)

  • @SpiderM0th99
    @SpiderM0th99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    watching this reminded me that literally last night, I went to walmart to buy some things and I used to work there and 2 guys mistook me working there LMAOOOO
    luckily, they were nice and not rude XD

    • @legit2489
      @legit2489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha, I was walking around Walmart in my McDonald's uniform two weeks ago and someone asked me if I worked there lmao

    • @lucifers.morningstar3805
      @lucifers.morningstar3805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was just in a Walmart wearing black and red and was asked if I work there.

    • @lucifers.morningstar3805
      @lucifers.morningstar3805 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @jennie in Michigan I am in Michigan, however I would never dream of wearing anything like that in a Meijer.

    • @zuzoscorner
      @zuzoscorner 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol, i don't see how you could be mistakn for working there. the uniforms are pretty obvious.

  • @rodyoon15012
    @rodyoon15012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    “Jerk my hawk back.” So wait, THE GUY HAS A FLIPPING HAWK

    • @Groza_Dallocort
      @Groza_Dallocort 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes best way to get rid of flying rats aka pigeons

    • @ShazadAli-xy4ib
      @ShazadAli-xy4ib 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Groza_Dallocort yh. They use them by some hospitals

    • @chayitodani4189
      @chayitodani4189 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Groza_Dallocort pidgeons?

    • @Groza_Dallocort
      @Groza_Dallocort 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chayitodani4189 yeah seems like I make a typo

    • @potaterjim
      @potaterjim 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ShazadAli-xy4ib something about that seems so bizarre
      Imagine living in an alien planet surrounded by Giants who consider you pests, and every once in awhile they send werewolves to go get you

  • @ARCISX
    @ARCISX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    My Hawk will show you to your table...
    *Eagle noises*
    OK.

    • @simplyharkonnen
      @simplyharkonnen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nah, that’s the screech of a red-tailed hawk. Eagles sound like overgrown seagulls.

  • @tadeuszabramowicz7081
    @tadeuszabramowicz7081 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    someone: i don't work here
    also someone: YES YOU DO
    someone: *HOW*
    r/idontworkherelady stories in a nutshell

  • @FlickeringEmber
    @FlickeringEmber 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Baby batter" - I was in tears laughing.

  • @wamengxiong0409
    @wamengxiong0409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Nope, not robbers paying mortgage,
    "We are the GARDENING BANDITS GOT IT?!" XD

  • @ACCastell-737
    @ACCastell-737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Bananas being sold at a SERVO"
    omg omg omg it's an Australian story

  • @TheTrainMaster15
    @TheTrainMaster15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Waffle House and strippers go hand in hand, so I understand the mix up

    • @noneyabizness4634
      @noneyabizness4634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TOTALLY exactly the same thing☺️

    • @_omaradnan
      @_omaradnan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      waffle mix up i don't know if you intended on that but that bun was sweet

    • @OneLife7807
      @OneLife7807 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TrainMaster15 yes fam

    • @skep2923
      @skep2923 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      So do money-laundering schemes.

  • @giin97
    @giin97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Me: wait, that doesn't sound like a hawk...
    Googles Hawk's cry, first result, hears the sound used in this video.
    Touche, rSlash.

  • @rileybarber112
    @rileybarber112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Best restaurant idea Falconer/ Serving staff
    call it The Flight to Food

  • @LocalMaple
    @LocalMaple 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:03 I was SO hoping for either
    1) you to say “Wow, I didn’t expect that to work, or
    2) have the falcon drop a tray.

  • @emerald6182
    @emerald6182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The guy who gave the wild Karen the info to the hospital had me laughing.

  • @Joey-wh2we
    @Joey-wh2we 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    When you’re watching rslash then rslash uploads I NEED TO CLICK FASTER

  • @scoobypoopypoo3463
    @scoobypoopypoo3463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "I waNt tO SPEaK tO DE mANaGer!"
    *gets in teh bakroom*
    *returns*
    *Hello ma'am, I am the manager :)*

  • @maxkoller2677
    @maxkoller2677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "My hawk will show you to your table" *commences earrape*

    • @maxkoller2677
      @maxkoller2677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@volt3071 I was listening to the video with stereo and on the verge of sliding into deep sleep when the catastrophy hit me.

  • @Aerymir
    @Aerymir 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Airports just have to be a hot-spot for Karen(s).

    • @chickennugget315
      @chickennugget315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      one time I encountered 10 Karens at once at the airport. 2 of which were on the sAME GODDAMN FLIGHT AS MINE AND HAD TO SIT NEXT TO ONE FOR 5 FRUKING HOURS

    • @wthomas8383
      @wthomas8383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chickennugget315 That would constitute cruel and unusual punishment, illegal in the United States

    • @johannaweichsel3602
      @johannaweichsel3602 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love airports, but they do often bring out the worst in people. Especially if they're already shitty.

    • @user-dq5xg2zk8j
      @user-dq5xg2zk8j 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Karen needs a vaccayyy after being karen

  • @razormarkz
    @razormarkz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Aight, rslash, how long have you've been waiting to use a soundboard?

    • @Operation_hiv
      @Operation_hiv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Broly The Legendary Super Saiyan the falcon noise

    • @Corvus__
      @Corvus__ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Operation_hiv SCREEEEEE!

  • @ravenwingthecat2707
    @ravenwingthecat2707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    “The huff of a wild Karen.”
    A wild Karen has appeared!
    Anyone else thinking of Pokémon?

    • @Katherina13S
      @Katherina13S 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Congratulations on discovery of the point of the joke! 👏

  • @mintytheshade3754
    @mintytheshade3754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “When I hear it, the huff of a wild Karen.”
    _pokemon wild encounter theme plays in the distance_

  • @marlon_p
    @marlon_p 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    You have started TH-cam 3 or 4 months ago and your almost at 1 million subs. keep up dude

  • @natalies623
    @natalies623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Somehow, I've heard all of these stories before...
    r/idontworkherelady stories are the best. I'm always amazed at how completely insane some people can be. I can't help but wonder what these people's lives are like, and how they've gotten this far being that crazy.

    • @loka7783
      @loka7783 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's actually quite simple really. We have laws that protect the mentally ill from being euthanized. ;)

    • @ak-ly9dc
      @ak-ly9dc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      they get this way because society coddles them. they learn that they can act however they want and get their way because society tends to respond harsher against ppl who relatiate rather than ppl who initiate hosilities. also, most of them are sociopaths.

  • @QuantumPlayz
    @QuantumPlayz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Lmao “falcon in hand”

  • @ravengear7121
    @ravengear7121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ok, if a hawk showed me to my table, I would be filming the entire thing! I mean, COME ON IS A HAWK AT A RESTAURANT THATS WORKING!!!!!!! HECK YA I WOULD LEAVE A GOOD REVIEW!!!

  • @ice_2221
    @ice_2221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1017

    I want for all of the bad words in your videos to be censor by your dogo ruffs

  • @Exodon2020
    @Exodon2020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    8:19 same in Germany usually. I'm actually wondering why she wasn't taken away by Federal Police and thrown out.

  • @alexisross9343
    @alexisross9343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I mean, if you posed as people that lived there, did the gardening, took out trash, and etc, for like a week and THEN loot the place, no one would suspect a thing

  • @Maxs1i
    @Maxs1i 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:31 “Baby batter” lmao, I knew there was a reason I liked this guy.. he’s funny tries to be FF ( family friendly ) and reddit just adds the extra cherry on top, props you are awesome!

  • @nekochan7542
    @nekochan7542 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    So I got a story for you but seeing as I don't use reddit i'll just post it here:
    I work in Yves Rocher which is part store selling beauty/ skin care products and part spa. We do all sorts of treatments from facials, massages, waxing you get the picture. It isn't uncommon for clients to ask to be treated by a specific person, kind of like when you go to get your hair done and always want the same hairdresser. Anyway right now one of my coworkers, we'll call her J, is five months pregnant and very soon she will go on maternity leave. While she still works the shop and facials she can't do any massages and can only handle a certain amount of waxing like eyebrows or arms, generally things that can be done in half hour tops.
    This male client came in the other day and asked for an appointment with J and he always gets his full body done. My other coworker who was writing down the appointment for him let him know she was pregnant and the conversation went like this:
    Male client: I would like to get an appointment with J for full body waxing please.
    My Coworker: Sure, we have a time slot open at such and such a date but I should let you know, she is currently pregnant right now and can't really handle a full body waxing job.
    Client: Thats ok, just tell her she can do as much as she can manage.
    Coworker: Riiight but you really should ask to be placed with someone else as very soon she will go on maternity leave.
    Client: Well how long can a pregnancy last exactly?
    My coworker just stared blankly at him not sure if she had heard correctly while I dove into the office and broke down laughing xD

  • @karisslaughter6598
    @karisslaughter6598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "I thought it was baby batter."
    *B A B Y B A T T E R*

  • @okboomerbutitsacat8050
    @okboomerbutitsacat8050 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "you were a terrible bakery worker"
    me:*laughs* *Thinking:Well crap now i have salad in my lungs*

  • @indigowulf
    @indigowulf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "You can't treat a customer this way"
    "that's ok, you're not a customer here and never will be again"

  • @Freddiesl67jk
    @Freddiesl67jk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Congratulations for the 900k subs!

  • @TheMrskmt
    @TheMrskmt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    what...
    Your telling me your gonna give me
    Free...
    BUISCUTS!!!!!!

  • @armandbier2502
    @armandbier2502 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    13:02
    Him: I can't tell if thees people are stupid or insane. Maybe a little bit of both?
    Me: Maybe a lot a bit of both is more like it!!!!!!!

    • @huenichtderking
      @huenichtderking 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      6ix9ine: Are you dumb, stupid or dumb?

  • @user-gr2wy8no3v
    @user-gr2wy8no3v 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “ I thought it was baby batter” had me weak for a while😂😂

  • @NewbyTon
    @NewbyTon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Can't work anywhere
    When you're unemployed 😎

    • @kaonashi1390
      @kaonashi1390 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @y0barinder
      @y0barinder 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @kirb1984
      @kirb1984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Karens are still going to complain

    • @TetraSky
      @TetraSky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Still get called out be Karens who think you work there.

    • @katscagurangan585
      @katscagurangan585 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Them Karens are still gonna complain because you obviously work in...your...neighborhood securtiy...
      (What?)

  • @jacobwatson6055
    @jacobwatson6055 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Lazarbeam: grows at an exponential rate
    Rslash: I can do better

  • @abbeibartlett5938
    @abbeibartlett5938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When she talked about Louisiana weather I thought yessir!

  • @kayleighlehrman9566
    @kayleighlehrman9566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I work at a gas(petrol) station chain here in the States, and I've had my fair share of curious complaints in my three years, and no way that anybody would ever think to complain about the "pumps being too clean," not even the most compulsive of complainers.

  • @blue_lux
    @blue_lux 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    r/slash: "My hawk will show you the way"
    r/slash: proceeds to play the cry of an eagle

    • @erinmiller1433
      @erinmiller1433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Marine-blue No, that’s the call of a red-tailed hawk. Hollywood uses it as a substitute for eagle cries.

    • @purpl3lina
      @purpl3lina 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Marine-blue red tail hawk.

  • @Metruzanca
    @Metruzanca 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    As per usual with Rslash's sensorship, i was really curious to know what he replaced semen with. I was not disappointed when I heard the end of that sentence.
    You should make a special R rated episode where you swear left and right and stuff....

  • @DarkLadyPhoenix
    @DarkLadyPhoenix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh My God, a Gas station attendant looking down on anyone and acting holier-than-thou is just the funniest thing I've ever heard.

  • @drstryker2433
    @drstryker2433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My Hawk will show you to your table
    Makes eagle noises.

  • @justasentientmclarenp1879
    @justasentientmclarenp1879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I don't wanna know what she is like at other gas stations
    Karen: you should be ashamed of yourself
    im a mcdonalds employee.