So I'm talking to the merch store people trying to get the store set up At this point 99% of the reason why I'm doing a merch store is because I really really want a Yugo plush
MR.EON_ Shadow Thank you. I was hoping I wasn’t the only person who just didn’t believe it. Especially the part about driving the wrong way on the freeway. 🤦🏻♀️ just didn’t sound real at all.
@Emily Mc well at least did you enjoy it? Or for the whole thing where you just like “yeah right” because I enjoyed it but then I was like “yeah nah it’s fake”
MINUS DE DRAGOoN I mean, it was okay but once I truly felt like it wasn’t real, I just kinda felt like “yeah, whatever”. Rslash does make a great storyteller/story reader though. So that helps even if the story isn’t real. Did you believe and/or enjoy it?
Arena: italian restaurant Game mode: capture the flag End goal: getting the bread The good person: op's family and random aunt The bad person: the aunt
I feel like this is a person who just needs to get profoundly shamed to the point of abject social destruction before she understands that you can't talk to people like that. There's all kinds of relationships in this world, but I'd wager she's hideously abusive to a point the family doesn't yet realize. Anyone who is that insistent on controlling others will absolutely do worse. If not now, then in the future. Humiliating her in the restaurant was certainly a good start.
Vicar: Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband? CA: I do. Vicar: And do you, PU, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife? CA: Yes he does. PU: I don't know... CA: Yes you do!
The BBC made it in the eighties - sort of - "Sorry" is about a loser guy who lives with his parents, his Mother and Father are CA and PU exactly th-cam.com/video/QRZbRHC_Fwo/w-d-xo.html
She did get arrested... she was the aunt that stole her 22 year old daughter (emily)'s car because "I am your mother, and I own what you own". Or I think that was it...
@@RvBCabooseBT Just confirmed. I looked at the OP. Yup. Same OP. Same entitled aunt. Same bullshit way of thinking. What a long history of entitlement. www.reddit.com/user/ACCER1/posts/
@@evadedenbach1226 yeah I agree, but seriously if she makes it this difficult for the guy to get bread...she'll definitely make it impossible to see his kid again.
This story should be called: crazy woman thinks that people can’t have bread after eating food that she didn’t want them to eat but they did. Yep, that great.
Thomas Jones there is one, but I forgot what video it is. but what happened is that the em stole Emily’s car(she was 23), and they went to court, and the em’s argument for this was that she was her daughter and that she could do this because “she’s her mother”
“But alas the bread revolution failed, we tried with all of our might and strength to reclaim the bread that once was ours”......This isnt going anywhere is it
Will TS2 “yet, no matter how much we tried, as the moon is a mere reflection of the sun, so was our power compared to theirs. We feared we would have our delicious carbon snack no more”
【Ｔ ｅ ａ】 “ours are last. We partied and rejoiced. For the sweetest of things gain their energy from the moon’s reflection, rather than the source. And victory was definitely sweet.”
For that last one, and as advice to anyone else reading this, if you suspect someone is following your car, drive to the police station. If they’re fool enough to follow you there, just walk in and report them. They’ll either have to leave and give up their pursuit, or face law enforcement
If you have access to a military base, go in there. For bonus points, mention to the gate guard that the car behind you has been following you and you suspect they are a terrorist (and you wouldnt be far off, in this case).
First story: “my father was buying” Lmao during that encounter I would have said “Are you paying? Then you don’t have a say in what or how much food we get”
@Abbey From Wii Sports Really? You're serious? California is a shithole of entitled morons, wildfires and homeless people shitting in the street, because of conservatives who have not had real power in the state in decades?
Damn. That restaurant story really hit home with me. PU was very obviously in an abusive relationship, but he couldn't escape because of his situation/his daughter. People have a tendency not to see male abuse victims as actual victims, just pussies/enablers. It sucks. I'm really proud of him for managing to stand up for himself, and I hope he's in a better situation.
@Samuel Spencer your comment was a light in the darkness of all the ridiculous bullshit I'm seeing. I saw it just as the stalker lady got stuck behind a line of cars.
"No it started happening when she was about three.." "What happened at three?" "She started speaking in complete sentences..." I'm dying....send no help...roflmao
It's very easy actually, you just enter the freeway at an exit ramp, ignoring all the "Do NOT come here" signage, cars coming your way with horns depressed all the way, etc.
My dad's ex-fiance did something very similar. She turned onto a divided street (with a grass medium separating east and west bound) going the wrong direction and got t-boned by another driver. She though the other side was a parking lot 🙄 that woman was dumber than a brick
Actually I agree ... he has a voice that is easy to listen to, a laugh that makes me smile and has great pacing ... all hallmarks of a good story teller.
Totally unrelated but in Florida we have a small chain of fast-food Italian restaurants called Fazoli's and they have fucking amazing bread sticks, they're better then Olive Garden. On top of that they have amazing food and always have amazing service. I would recommend anyone who's visiting Florida to go there.
@@kadenroo2421Derp, Fazoli's breadsticks here are the best. And I wondered if it was a chain that was from another state as I only know of 2 in Florida.
The family that tolerated the crazy aunt in the restaurant are entirely too nice... in my family, that sort of egocentric behavior will get you knocked off your chair in front of everyone.
Literally if it were me I have a big fat mouth that gets me in a lot of drama but like how can you sit there and let someone mistreat someone like dat I dont stan
@@calllifealert6650 Until those 8 million go after them to kill them,relief the world of it's toxic parasites and nobody gives a shit if they are dead because the rest of the world prospers so much better without them.
Even if she was the governor she would still have absolutely no right to say what individual people must order in a restaurant, whether they can have more bread or not, steal their car etc.
I reckon she’s like most abusers who hide their true self until marriage, then they go mask off and show what they’re really like, by which point they have you trapped. I think she’s done that
czerwony kwadrat “The battle for Breadrolls” possibly with a black and white cover and WWI or WWII themed. PU and CA facing each other and in the middle is the flag for the bread... That’s what came to my mind 😂
Too bad it's fake. That crazy aunt story lost credibility when the father said she drived the other way on the freeway and she said no the other cars do. Like seriously, that can't be a normal occurrence... even if she didn't get into a collision the 1st time, you know how many people would call that in? Even if it was before cell phones being popular, cb radios existed and truckers weren't the only 1s who used them. There are shops that also have cb radios and random people that loved cb radios (cb enthusiasts) before cell phones were popular. So yeah if a car was going the wrong way on your freeway in a time cell phones weren't common, I'd bet my bottom dollar every trucker would report it with a description and someone near a landline & cb could get the info over to the authorities. Like seriously that story is full of crap. Only thing that's real about that story is that op clearly has a doesn't give a fuck attitude because she will lie for attention.
@@simonezeidane1013 Best not to drive to the police station but rather call the police whilst the person is still following you so the police can catch them in the act and pull them over.
"You people aren't listening to me!" "Yes we are, we just don't care" oh man sounds like me and my mom. Though, in my case it's I genuinely space out and forget to do what she asked but still. Apparently that means I "wasn't listening". I should note, I love my mom and get along with her great, but y'know. Even loved ones can get on your nerves now and again.
I have a bad habit of spacing out and forgetting things unless they're bad memories. My dad gets mad at me for spacing out or not being able pay attention to him. It makes my everyday life a little morbid.
"she was so disappointed she didn't have something to remember the show by" Me, a theatre kid: don't you always get playbills when seeing any show, and aren't playbills a common thing to keep as a KEEPSAKE _to remember the show by_
Ahh, I remember when I went to see Mr. Popper's Penguins with my mom. That play's one had a bunch of activities for an overactive kid like me, and I love going to and being in plays. One of my favorite things is watching the stagehands move the set pieces back and forth.
I'm curious. What are playbills? Also I've always kept pamphelts when I could, but I have a little box at home, not only filled with stage theater tickets, but movie tickets as well. At least since 2000. (I think before my parents would handle the tickets, so I never had mine)
The Aunt must’ve wanted everyone to have the same meal because she might as well have been adjusted to having dinner alone with a room full of mirrors with that amount of narcissism lol
_"The Phantom Of The Opera"_ was a big part of my childhood and I still love the story to this day. To hear this woman - who doesn't even care for the story - try to take a fan's souvenir who is so passionate about the story just angers me. If I was there, I would have choked that witch out.
How did you know she didn't care for the story? Nothing in there indicated that she didn't care for the story. She said it was fine for herself. Sure, she said her daughter wanted it, but that doesn't mean she didn't care for it or that her daughter was even real, she could have easily made the daughter up because she thought she would be more likely to get the bag that way.
@@Ari-fs6oe I'm not, It just bugs me when people assume things about interactions with other people. Stuff like that is what leads to miscommunication and misunderstandings.
I would have called the police and explain I feel like I'm been followed, or drive up to a police station, I rather waste time driving up than going to my home directly for this pscycho to found me
Dad: has your sister always been this crazy? Mom: no, it started when she was three Dad: what happened? Mom: she started speaking in complete sentences 😂😂😂😂😂😂This interaction killed me, I wheezed for a while.😂
@@frog_playz209 Oh of course, how could I have been so stupid! Although, you didn't have to say anything at all. It doesn't matter, it is not the point. Just move along and take your negative attitude with you. Gosh, some people.
First story: Uncle needs to divorce CA and take full custody. No one should be treated like that Second Story: not much to say but the EM got told Third: I would've took her license plate number and called the police
I can imagine this. My mom once passed a bowl of bread to another table, snickering as she watched the table argue once when we went out to eat. I doubt it is the same time as this story, but, it makes me crack up to think it would be.
Dear Rslash, recently my beloved cat has collapsed in from its own weight and is now a slowly expanding black hole. Can you wish me a speedy escape from the endless void?
Child: **Stabs Person** Police: **Cuffs Child** Entitled mom: *HOW DARE YOU CUFF MY ANGEL? DO YOU HAVE ANY MORALS? I DEMAND YOU UNCUFF HIM AND GIVE HIM A $500 PAYCHECK RIGHT NOW*
Police: *Cuff EM for disrespecting police officer* EM: * talks crap * Police: You have right to shut the fuck up Police: * Put a piece of duct tape on EM mouth *
Now I have Duel of the Fates playing in my head as I revisit that story. Picture the lightsaber clash/volcanic eruption part as the moment when CA tried to grab the roll, but PU got it instead.
CA: We don’t drink Coke we drink Pepsi now bring her a sweet tea Me: aw yes The logic in that makes total sense. Edit:Oh my gosh thank you for all the lights this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten this makes me so happy thank you so much
To be fair, if a place serves Coke on tap they almost never have Pepsi due to contractual exclusivity. Dr. Pepper is a neutral ground though, most places serve Dr. Pepper if they serve Coke or Pepsi. Unless they serve Mr. Pibb, which is kinda just Dr. Pepper tbh.
That lady is literally like that, the OP has posted several stories and most include something about her being Emily's mother and that giving her the right to own Emily.
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So I'm talking to the merch store people trying to get the store set up
At this point 99% of the reason why I'm doing a merch store is because I really really want a Yugo plush
rSlash Make sure there are no musical tote bags because I don't want to be stalked when I get back from Trader Joe's.
YESS I WANT A PLUSH TOO!!
omg I want a plush to, that would be super cute!!
Can i get it for free?
what is yugo plush?
“I’m an adult I can have more bread if I want”
PU deserves all the bread
please the bread-lord!!
PU deserves a gold medal 🥇
Though, it is sad when you ever have to say that
PU’s voice sounds so depressed too, just, “I’m huuungreey and I want more breeead”
PU aint having this non-sense-pig-washing-cow-turd-from-the-80th-century for squat
Telling your child they have an allergy or medical issue that they don’t is abuse. Change my mind
Blank I won’t because you’re right
gaslighting which is considered abuse so your wish is grantedIt is gas
I won’t, your 100% correct
I won't change your mind. I agree 🤣
I won’t try
The whole restaurant “crazy aunt” story made me mad, confused, happy, and hungry all at the same time.
it's not a true story. I'm sorry but even the normal people in that story didn't act right.
MR.EON_ Shadow Thank you. I was hoping I wasn’t the only person who just didn’t believe it. Especially the part about driving the wrong way on the freeway. 🤦🏻♀️ just didn’t sound real at all.
@Emily Mc well at least did you enjoy it? Or for the whole thing where you just like “yeah right” because I enjoyed it but then I was like “yeah nah it’s fake”
MINUS DE DRAGOoN I mean, it was okay but once I truly felt like it wasn’t real, I just kinda felt like “yeah, whatever”. Rslash does make a great storyteller/story reader though. So that helps even if the story isn’t real. Did you believe and/or enjoy it?
@@emmyblue30 yea the moment you realize something is fake, you start to get annoyed more and more as the writer keeps on going.
“She started forming whole sentences”
OOOOOHHHHHH BURNED!!!!!
bro the OOOOOHHHHHH BURNED gave me flashbacks to regular show
That’s funny.
Sounds like my sister
So burned that it made PU not want more bread.
Bro
I started talking full sentences when I was 4
There's nothing wrong with that
"You get lost in your own neighbourhood"
"Not always"
Really showed him there, CA.
Dusknoir Noob's Shadow I could have shot myself 30 times on one year.
I died at this point 🤣
I’m sure that made him feel so much better.
"has your sister always been this crazy?"
"no, it started when she was about three"
"what happened?"
"she started speaking in complete sentences"
I laughed so hard at that I started choking and coughing violently
That's when you know it's some good shit
Makes sense op's mom
Ricky lmao I started laughing when you said that
strange girl “Ahh..”
@@ricky_4479 true dat
"I always want more bread, but you never let me! Tonight, I get more!"
get that bread man, you go
AltheA SaturN the bread revolution has been started
When I set up my bakery, I will reserve a roomful of bread for him.
Red lobster biscuits for all!!!
GET THAT MAN SOME BREAD
Lets get this bread
Arena: italian restaurant
Game mode: capture the flag
End goal: getting the bread
The good person: op's family and random aunt
The bad person: the aunt
This comment: Cringe
Dang, mang.
3, 2, 1, FIGHT!
@@keepwatch96 you: a piece of shit.
she abusive af
The poor waiter that got the bread chucked at him, he was brave enough to dive in there with all that crazy happening.
If I'm the manager, I'll have them get the bread for free.
The family provides FREE entertainment for the night.
If I was the waiter I’d be like. “Ok lady. You just earned a permanent ban and a lawsuit”
PU standing up for himself... oof, let’s have a moment for his sanity.
I feel like this is a person who just needs to get profoundly shamed to the point of abject social destruction before she understands that you can't talk to people like that. There's all kinds of relationships in this world, but I'd wager she's hideously abusive to a point the family doesn't yet realize. Anyone who is that insistent on controlling others will absolutely do worse. If not now, then in the future. Humiliating her in the restaurant was certainly a good start.
@@nathanjones6638 yea I feel the same
PU just wanted da b r e a d
i would have gone insane lol
I'd tell the waitor ignore that lady. Bring her sweet tea and every one else a coke lol.
That first story:
"Let them eat bread!"
Also: poor uncle: "Please sir, may I have some more?"
Crazy aunt: "MORE!?!?"
Ah do we have a fellow history buff?
@@memberofthebrotherhood133 Yeppers. Also love some musicals
That's quite the oliver plot twist.
sorry, I'll show myself out.
Why would anyone stay married to that?
@@memberofthebrotherhood133 Marie Antoinette never said that.
"She started speaking in complete sentences."
Nearly spat my drink all over the computer, I started laughing so hard
Vicar: Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?
CA: I do.
Vicar: And do you, PU, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
CA: Yes he does.
PU: I don't know...
CA: Yes you do!
I imagine that's probably how the wedding went. lol
She probably told him they were getting married.
@@jacquelineking5783 Probably, yeah.
She cant have 1 thing that's different then her thing. *facepalm*
PU: But I just came here for some bread
This is how it went
The whole Crazy Aunt and Poor Uncle sounds like a great set up for a sitcom with them being the neighbors.
Right?!
The BBC made it in the eighties - sort of - "Sorry" is about a loser guy who lives with his parents, his Mother and Father are CA and PU exactly th-cam.com/video/QRZbRHC_Fwo/w-d-xo.html
Sounds like a perfect setup for the Rosanne show, but they got rid of her and now it's lame!
Reminds me a bit of Keeping Up Appearances.
@@Evija3000 "iTs PrOnOuNcEd 'BoUqUeT'"
The aunt in the first story is LITERALLY abusive. She could’ve gotten arrested if it got worse.
Mate, this was 40 years ago, the post started with that. I highly doubt that they are even alive at this point.
She did get arrested... she was the aunt that stole her 22 year old daughter (emily)'s car because "I am your mother, and I own what you own".
Or I think that was it...
@@jamhamtime1878 was that in another rslash video?
@@RvBCabooseBT yes
@@RvBCabooseBT Just confirmed. I looked at the OP. Yup. Same OP. Same entitled aunt. Same bullshit way of thinking. What a long history of entitlement.
www.reddit.com/user/ACCER1/posts/
Poor Uncle is like me, “Why? Just tell me why i can’t have more bread!”
TONIGHT I SHALL HAVE MORE B R E A D
Ikr
I feel bad for the oor unlce for dealing with this Crazy Aunt
If were the uncle, I would have divorced CA's ass so fast, she wouldn't have seen it coming!
@@evadedenbach1226 yeah I agree, but seriously if she makes it this difficult for the guy to get bread...she'll definitely make it impossible to see his kid again.
"I'm an adult, I can have more bread if I want" YAS UNCLE YOU TELL HER
Edit: thanks for the likes guys :)
The greatest act of rebellion since the Storming of the Bastille…
Amen!
Not gonna lie I'd have tried to chant "let them have bread"
He is not an adult
TONIGHT, HE GETS BREAD. TONIGHT, HE FEASTS!
The battle of the flag * Italian anthem plays*
The Italian anthem sucks (I am Italian so I can say it)
Also the meaning is even worse
*_spiderman pizza time music intensifies_*
noice you should make that a meme
@@tuluppampam
National anthems do tend to suck - it's a pretty universal phenomenon.
It's really rare to find one with a decent tune and / or words.
Golden Wind Theme begins
8:44 IT'S MY STATE!
Hitler proclaims the annexation of Northern France and establishment of Vichy France
(Colorised, 1940)
That is an insult to people like me on the autism spectrum. I’m not angry, I just feel a bit insulted.
No comrad its our state
*Soviet anthem plays
Yes number 69
Julius Kresnik I laughed so hard when she yelled that😂
YOU AREN'T GETTING LASAGNA
Hitler forbids Mussolini from eating lasagna (change the lasagna to anything)
This story should be called: crazy woman thinks that people can’t have bread after eating food that she didn’t want them to eat but they did. Yep, that great.
props for poor uncle and the amazing character development.
GoT characters cry i envy
Top Ten Best Anime Characters Of All Time
Number 3: Poor Uncle
Is there another rslash video on those people? I'm curious
@@thomasjones6216 not that i know
Thomas Jones there is one, but I forgot what video it is. but what happened is that the em stole Emily’s car(she was 23), and they went to court, and the em’s argument for this was that she was her daughter and that she could do this because “she’s her mother”
The dad: was she always crazy.
The mom: No. It was when she started speaking in complete sentence.
I felt that burn.
That one flew over my head. Mind explaining?
@@Firan25 meaning she was a crazy person since she could speak complete sentences 😂
@@dt4654 so...ever since she could talk? Or is it literally complete sentences?
Im sorry, i might be trying to over analyze this when I shouldnt.
I'm going to have to use it... 🤔
@@Firan25 both
That person with the tennis match analogy at the Italian restaurant could be a writer, I was so engrossed in the story.
LetItRain2019 I see you have leveled your speech craft with this comment.
“But alas the bread revolution failed, we tried with all of our might and strength to reclaim the bread that once was ours”......This isnt going anywhere is it
Will TS2 “yet, no matter how much we tried, as the moon is a mere reflection of the sun, so was our power compared to theirs. We feared we would have our delicious carbon snack no more”
@@pooppooper9033 "but as the moon can block the light of the sun, we finally won. We finally got the gluten we so craved."
【Ｔ ｅ ａ】 “ours are last. We partied and rejoiced. For the sweetest of things gain their energy from the moon’s reflection, rather than the source. And victory was definitely sweet.”
For that last one, and as advice to anyone else reading this, if you suspect someone is following your car, drive to the police station. If they’re fool enough to follow you there, just walk in and report them. They’ll either have to leave and give up their pursuit, or face law enforcement
If you have access to a military base, go in there. For bonus points, mention to the gate guard that the car behind you has been following you and you suspect they are a terrorist (and you wouldnt be far off, in this case).
"Xanax was unfortunately not on the menu." Why is this something I would think of when being at a restaurant with my friends?
Dinner be like: *gamemode has been changed to capture the flag!*
SHION KURAYAMA oof
Did they see through their eyelids when they shut their eyes or was it not that bad (asking randomly)
@SHION KURAYAMA well, I hope that they turned out okay. Thanks for* replying
@SHION KURAYAMA woo
*YOU PROBABLY STOLE THAT FLAG, IM CALLING THE POLICE!!!!!*
First story: “my father was buying”
Lmao during that encounter I would have said “Are you paying? Then you don’t have a say in what or how much food we get”
Same
Honestly I was relieved when the stalker lady lost OP quickly. I was 100% expecting her to go all the way to the house.
One idea should have been to go to the nearest police station and report her or tell a cop outside of it there a crazy lady following you
2:17 How the waitress winked at her really made me smile. It was very *sweet* of her and I found what she did so cute. :')
if i am going to be a waiter hell yeah ill do this :)
leevis
You better not be a waiter
"CA likes to control everything and everyone."
As a native Californian, I can attest to this.
LMFAO. As a fellow native Californian I totally, and whole heartedly agree with you!!
It can be a bitch!! 😉
I'm a 6th generation Californian, I can attest that we're all quite insane.
Because of conservatives
@Abbey From Wii Sports
Really? You're serious? California is a shithole of entitled morons, wildfires and homeless people shitting in the street, because of conservatives who have not had real power in the state in decades?
@@crescelo5172 Lol dude. Thats a good joke
Dad: you go the wrong way on the freeway
CU : the other cars are coming the wrong way
BRAIN. EXE *HAS MALFUNCTIONED*
Human.exe has stopped working
You are Driving a Nissan R35 GT-R or Not, Didnt you See her Drive in the Wrong way?
Me when I answer that Hard Question
Ok, its lexus.
Until today, I thought that this only existed as a joke for third graders.
The best roast ive ever heard: "She started speaking complete sentences"
“What’s your favorite animal?”
“Turtle.”
“Wrong, your favorite animal is the Giraffe.”
Bluerie ._.
What do you want to eat?
Pasta
No you want Mexican
"What's your favorite TH-cam Channel?"
"Mr. Beast"
"WrOnG yOuR fAvOrItE cHaNnEl Is RsLaSh
This reminds me of the bridge in Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
"What is your favorite color? Red, no blue! Whaaaa!"
@@MasquedMocha I was really hoping you'd comment morgz.
Uncle: *wants bread*
CA: Imma bout to end this man's whole apetite
Rslash: Yugo Speak!
Yugo: Imma bout to end this mans whole career
Pretty sure I saw this comment by another person on another video of his, but ok. ._.
@@mellobii It's a meme, so it's everywhere
It's make*, not end, let's be real lol
*Bass intensifies*
Why can't I have the food I want?
*BECAUSE I SAID SO*
Persuasion 100
Mom 100
Speech 100
Persuassion level: Parent
Intimidation 0
Persuasion -∞
Damn. That restaurant story really hit home with me. PU was very obviously in an abusive relationship, but he couldn't escape because of his situation/his daughter. People have a tendency not to see male abuse victims as actual victims, just pussies/enablers. It sucks. I'm really proud of him for managing to stand up for himself, and I hope he's in a better situation.
Top 10 anime battles: the battle for the bread
You deserve more likes than you have
Lol
Looking forward
Bread flag jutsu
Golaith you too
"you're a terrible driver"
"NO IM NOT"
"you drive at the wong side of the freeway..."
I absolutely died at this point
@Samuel Spencer your comment was a light in the darkness of all the ridiculous bullshit I'm seeing. I saw it just as the stalker lady got stuck behind a line of cars.
@Samuel Spencer
Oh my... We have a ghost writer. LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think "Everyone else is going the wrong way" is even funnier.
And then blame ALL the other cars for driving the wrong way
"No it started happening when she was about three.." "What happened at three?" "She started speaking in complete sentences..." I'm dying....send no help...roflmao
So dont send help?
Okay, I won't send any help, then. lol
Absolute gold! I'm even having a hard time typing this bwahahahahaha
Ikr
same
CA: We drink Pepsi, not Coke.
Me: *Jokes on you, I drink both*
I drink Pepsi out of a Coke glass because I want to watch the world burn.
For some reason I read that as "we drink pasta, not coke"
Scrubs, I drink dr. Pepper
Amateurs, I drink water
Simpltons I drink all of them
Mother: She started speaking in complete sentences
Father : Ahhhh...
That killed me
Isn’t that how all em’s start getting entitled
I don't get it... care to explain?
@@jamhamtime1878 I'm pretty sure she means that as soon as she could speak she was entitled.
Ah heck I'm usually so good about trying not to laugh out loud, but I died at this too
@@jamhamtime1878 context. Was your sis always so entilted?
Mother: no she wasnt.
Then when did she got so entilted?
The rest is in the original comm
The poor guy just wanted more bread
It brings a tear to ones eye
Feel bad for the poor uncle.
at least it wasn't red lobster biscuits
rip pepperoni
Crazy aunt: YOU ORDER WHAT I TELL YOU!
poor uncle: Yeah... not happening. REVERSE UNO
CA: wait, what?
No.... Just no
HOW BOUT, NO you crazy ratbasterd?!
I have lint to collect
"she started speaking in complete sentences" best story ever! However I would not have been able to not laugh at crazy aunt 😂😂😂
Poor Uncle: *mouth full of bread* I told you I wanted more bread
Crazy Aunt: B-b-but I sai-
Poor Uncle: Ha
I thought pu would start Choking LOL!
I wanted to make johnny Johnny joke but fuck that.
You are welcome
@@hairsprayguy84 so did I!
Omg ur profile pic
Remember kids don't bite off more then you can chew, and don't pretend you can swallow it while others are laughing at you.
Dad: *_"You drive the wrong way on the freeway."_*
How tf does that happen?
No idea. But watch some dashcam channels and you'll see it happens way too often.
It's very easy actually, you just enter the freeway at an exit ramp, ignoring all the "Do NOT come here" signage, cars coming your way with horns depressed all the way, etc.
Ah of course it happens when all the cars go the wrong way 🤣
My dad's ex-fiance did something very similar. She turned onto a divided street (with a grass medium separating east and west bound) going the wrong direction and got t-boned by another driver. She though the other side was a parking lot 🙄 that woman was dumber than a brick
Actually it was everybody else going the wrong way
Aunt: “Give me your keys so I can drive home and leave you here”
Dad: “No”
Aunt: “WHAT?!”
Dad: "It's my car"
NANI?!
@@tylerprince6371
Dad: omae wa mou shinderu
TONIGHT WE GET THAT BREAD, GAMERS
@@HeadIsAD20 Mmmm tasty
7:38 I love how he just KNOWS when to make an annoying almost crying voice AND manages to constantly switch between voice's
"Why can't I have more bread just why"
"BECAUSE I SAID SO!!!!! "
Poor pu
Moms in a nutshell
@Im an avocado who the fuck mentioned anything about wives
@@Biscwutitsutos hes saying that the entitled aunt shouldn't act like her husband's mom lol
@@alexthegr8estt I know that.
This dudes voice acting skills are getting better with each video
He also just got a new mic too
LOL
Yep
Waiting for a video where he says he got casted for a voice acting gig.
I love his voices R/ u should partition for disney or something ud be great man 👌
Poor uncle: TONIGHT IS THE BREAD REVOLUTION
Edit: why the fork is this my most popular comment
Hear hear
Teben Killer it’s France, but for a good reason.
La resistance
I laughed so hard and it is so good XD
TODAY WE DINE IN BREAD!
The whole crazy aunt/emily saga on r/entitledparents was a wild ride from start to finish, this being the funniest part of it.
I really am not joking when i say that you SHOULD become a voice actor, since I'm a viewer, I'm entitled to tell you what you must do
Actually I agree ... he has a voice that is easy to listen to, a laugh that makes me smile and has great pacing ... all hallmarks of a good story teller.
Definitely. Great skills.
Indy Indie yeah!
Lexa Laloli yes i agree!
He should be the only voice actor in Elder scrolls 6
CA: You Guys Don't Need Anymore Bread
Rest Of Family: We Require *_B R E D_*
BRED
Bread Kid: So anyway, I started delivering.
G I B M E H D A B R E A D
i want ram and more cpu where can i get it
D A B R E E E E E E A D
When she said "She started speaking in full sentences", I literally does laughing.
I don't get it.
@@victoriasweatfield1751 it was an ironic joke based on the statement
does
I’m proud of “poor uncle” he stood his ground. I hope he has a better future
PU: LET'S GET THIS BREAD!
CA: Y E E T
Totally unrelated but in Florida we have a small chain of fast-food Italian restaurants called Fazoli's and they have fucking amazing bread sticks, they're better then Olive Garden. On top of that they have amazing food and always have amazing service. I would recommend anyone who's visiting Florida to go there.
niko what is the PU and CA
@@killwi6915 we got the same thing here where I love in Texas fazolis breadstick here actually suck man
@@killwi6915Fazoli's is also in Texas. I'm not sure about other states, though.
@@kadenroo2421Derp, Fazoli's breadsticks here are the best. And I wondered if it was a chain that was from another state as I only know of 2 in Florida.
PU: "I don't like veal"
The Jedi mindtrick master that the aunt is: "Yes you do!"
Star wars prequel attack of the CA
This is not the menu ur looking for
Mr. Purple ah yes, the man behind the slaughter.
how bout this: If anyone forces someones opinion they get erased from the face of earth
The problem is that she's not a Jedi
Get rekt CA
6:37
holy crud. Now I'm just imagining the PU standing on a table and saying a speech about having his own freedom.
Praise your new lord and savior
5:10
"Flag taken."
"Flag dropped."
"Flag taken."
"Flag dropped."
"Flag taken."
"Flag dropped."
Capture the flag in a nutshell
When the flag is dropped in the enemy base and they are camping it.
I kinda hate that I've played Halo so much that I can literally hear the announcer's voice while reading this...
The family that tolerated the crazy aunt in the restaurant are entirely too nice... in my family, that sort of egocentric behavior will get you knocked off your chair in front of everyone.
Literally if it were me I have a big fat mouth that gets me in a lot of drama but like how can you sit there and let someone mistreat someone like dat I dont stan
I would have just bought her an alcoholic beverage to get her to shut her mouth
Well, its mentioned that they just don't care
They should have given popcorn to everyone.
“You drive on the wrong side of the freeway.
*It’s the other cars going the way* “
Best logic ever
Ikr when entitled ppl are wrong, the blame it on the other 8 billion people
@@calllifealert6650 Until those 8 million go after them to kill them,relief the world of it's toxic parasites and nobody gives a shit if they are dead because the rest of the world prospers so much better without them.
I read this right as I got to this same part :) I’m just confused at this point but very pleased with myself
Dad: You get lost in your own neighborhood!CA: Not Always!
Lmao,and I’m the 300th comment,Oof usually never happens.
Crazy Aunt: IT’S MY STATE!!!
Me: Okay GOVERNER, but don’t you have some papers to file!?
Even if she was the governor she would still have absolutely no right to say what individual people must order in a restaurant, whether they can have more bread or not, steal their car etc.
you should have said ok Govna
Dam bruh u right
Question: why did the Poor Uncle decide to marry the Crazy Aunt, especially if she was like this since 3?
CA: You're marrying me.
PU: No I'm not
CA: Yes you are!
PU: No I'm not
(continues until wedding day)
Everything might look great, but then the mask comes off after the wedding.
Anything is possible.
Those kinds of people are the kinds of people who deserve to die.
She might have just gotten too comfortable with poor uncle once married, it might have been too late when he realized how horrible she is.
I reckon she’s like most abusers who hide their true self until marriage, then they go mask off and show what they’re really like, by which point they have you trapped. I think she’s done that
"You drive the wrong way on the freeway."
" nO I dOnT tHe oThEr cArs aRe dRiVinG tHe wRoNg wAy"
I would give this two likes if I could
hey krone why dont i see you in heaven
@@solareclipse7757 cuz i aint fully digested
My jaw dropped, haha.
I love how there is to The Promised Neverland characters here.
Sister Krone and Conny. I applaud you.
"Battle of the flag"
*halo each announcer*: capture the flag
Flag has been captured
Flag dropped
Flag has been captured
Flag dropped
MICHUACANO GAMING
Flag has committed suicide
Flag has turned pure white and begs for the sweet release of the pyre
I’m am a halo player as in my pfp and I feel and respect that
OBJECTIVE BREAD HAS BEEN CAPTURED. INITIATE FLAG RAISING
Flag taken
Flag dropped
Flag taken
Flag dropped
Flag taken
Flag dropped
Flag taken
Flag dropped
Flag taken
Flag stolen
O_O
someone should make an animation out of CA story. I even see the title: "Veal and Bread"
czerwony kwadrat “The battle for Breadrolls” possibly with a black and white cover and WWI or WWII themed. PU and CA facing each other and in the middle is the flag for the bread...
That’s what came to my mind 😂
I'm on it.
Yea man that'll be awesome😂😂😂
Ooh, I'll have to keep that in mind! I wanna animate. :)
Too bad it's fake.
That crazy aunt story lost credibility when the father said she drived the other way on the freeway and she said no the other cars do.
Like seriously, that can't be a normal occurrence... even if she didn't get into a collision the 1st time, you know how many people would call that in? Even if it was before cell phones being popular, cb radios existed and truckers weren't the only 1s who used them. There are shops that also have cb radios and random people that loved cb radios (cb enthusiasts) before cell phones were popular.
So yeah if a car was going the wrong way on your freeway in a time cell phones weren't common, I'd bet my bottom dollar every trucker would report it with a description and someone near a landline & cb could get the info over to the authorities.
Like seriously that story is full of crap. Only thing that's real about that story is that op clearly has a doesn't give a fuck attitude because she will lie for attention.
Istg these waiters probably had the best evening of their WHOLE career lol
OP should have let EM follow her but instead of driving home, driven to the police station.
Outstanding move
@@simonezeidane1013 Best not to drive to the police station but rather call the police whilst the person is still following you so the police can catch them in the act and pull them over.
@@wkdguy1989 I would have done the first, but that actually sounds like a better plan.
I like how you made Poor Uncle sound like God damn EE-OR
Did you mean eeyore
lol it made him sound sick and tired of life.
@@LadyYamiofLight r/woooosh
i prefer EE-OR
Agreed, almost as good as the level 11 intensity for EP’s voice
r/boneappletea
CA: YOU LIKE THE VEAL
PU: No I don't, you don't choose for me
CA: *confused entitled noises*
CA: “you can’t have sweet tea without sugar”
No no she’s gotta point
Shhh they can't know
She said tea, not sweet tea.
@@spydersoup8447 no she said tea no sugar
@@scourgedarkpaw9949 My point still stands. It wasn't sweet tea.
@@spydersoup8447 yeah I know lol I don't even live in America so what would I know about sweet tea
"You people aren't listening to me!"
"Yes we are, we just don't care"
oh man sounds like me and my mom. Though, in my case it's I genuinely space out and forget to do what she asked but still. Apparently that means I "wasn't listening".
I should note, I love my mom and get along with her great, but y'know. Even loved ones can get on your nerves now and again.
I have a bad habit of spacing out and forgetting things unless they're bad memories. My dad gets mad at me for spacing out or not being able pay attention to him. It makes my everyday life a little morbid.
Addict of Animation same
Nature I know how it is I love my family but they are hell of annoying at times
@Dumpling Chu Truth
Now and again is an understatement lmao
"she was so disappointed she didn't have something to remember the show by"
Me, a theatre kid: don't you always get playbills when seeing any show, and aren't playbills a common thing to keep as a KEEPSAKE _to remember the show by_
Yep! I remember when I’ve gotten my share of Playbills for shows I was in or attended
@Matty Bruno Lucas Zenere Salas the pamphlet you get with the show cover on the front
Play bills are awesome!
Ahh, I remember when I went to see Mr. Popper's Penguins with my mom. That play's one had a bunch of activities for an overactive kid like me, and I love going to and being in plays. One of my favorite things is watching the stagehands move the set pieces back and forth.
I'm curious. What are playbills? Also I've always kept pamphelts when I could, but I have a little box at home, not only filled with stage theater tickets, but movie tickets as well. At least since 2000. (I think before my parents would handle the tickets, so I never had mine)
CA: You don’t need anymore bread!!
PU: But I want more bread!
Bread Basket: Love us please 🙃
The Aunt must’ve wanted everyone to have the same meal because she might as well have been adjusted to having dinner alone with a room full of mirrors with that amount of narcissism lol
_"The Phantom Of The Opera"_ was a big part of my childhood and I still love the story to this day. To hear this woman - who doesn't even care for the story - try to take a fan's souvenir who is so passionate about the story just angers me. If I was there, I would have choked that witch out.
How did you know she didn't care for the story? Nothing in there indicated that she didn't care for the story. She said it was fine for herself. Sure, she said her daughter wanted it, but that doesn't mean she didn't care for it or that her daughter was even real, she could have easily made the daughter up because she thought she would be more likely to get the bag that way.
Shadowscall775 Logically you’re right, but why are you defending her, out of curiosity
@@Ari-fs6oe I'm not, It just bugs me when people assume things about interactions with other people. Stuff like that is what leads to miscommunication and misunderstandings.
I would have called the police and explain I feel like I'm been followed, or drive up to a police station, I rather waste time driving up than going to my home directly for this pscycho to found me
Dad: has your sister always been this crazy?
Mom: no, it started when she was three
Dad: what happened?
Mom: she started speaking in complete sentences
😂😂😂😂😂😂This interaction killed me, I wheezed for a while.😂
Same best line ever
The dad’s “ah” made it so much better too. 😂
*Revengers*
*"The men of the bread"*
*"and lasagna"*
* bruh lasagna starts up *
“I always want more bread, but you never let me! Tonight, I get more!”
Cue the boss battle music.
I think Rslash is developing a dissociative identity disorder after acting out so many roles at the same time.
Lul
Game Hopper Joe no
r/wooosh
It's rSlash idot
@@frog_playz209 Oh of course, how could I have been so stupid! Although, you didn't have to say anything at all. It doesn't matter, it is not the point. Just move along and take your negative attitude with you. Gosh, some people.
First story: Uncle needs to divorce CA and take full custody. No one should be treated like that
Second Story: not much to say but the EM got told
Third: I would've took her license plate number and called the police
PU: wants bread
CA: I diagnose u with no bread
PU: too bad, Waluigi time!
More like
Pu:wants bread
Ca/karen:I diagnose you with dead
I can imagine this. My mom once passed a bowl of bread to another table, snickering as she watched the table argue once when we went out to eat. I doubt it is the same time as this story, but, it makes me crack up to think it would be.
The first one seems like a control freak...
Control freak isn't the word.... Control dictator more likely.
Seems?
She's a fucking sociopath
@Emily Barclay
That... makes too much sense. She sounds like an actual Narcissist. As in, actual NPD.
Huh?
Dear Rslash, recently my beloved cat has collapsed in from its own weight and is now a slowly expanding black hole. Can you wish me a speedy escape from the endless void?
Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions ok. Ummmmmmm sorry? (I am really bad at socializing)
o no
Godspeed my friend, Godspeed
I know call upon the treat god and hold him back while you escape
Rachel Lancellotta IMR
Child: **Stabs Person**
Police: **Cuffs Child**
Entitled mom: *HOW DARE YOU CUFF MY ANGEL? DO YOU HAVE ANY MORALS? I DEMAND YOU UNCUFF HIM AND GIVE HIM A $500 PAYCHECK RIGHT NOW*
HAHa
*very slowly prosessing the situation* oookay
I wish someone would cuff me 😣
G
Police: *Cuff EM for disrespecting police officer*
EM: * talks crap *
Police: You have right to shut the fuck up
Police: * Put a piece of duct tape on EM mouth *
*man dying from starvation*
"yOu cAnT hAvE mOrE!!!!!!!!!!!"
EM: Give me your bag.
Me: No.
EM: *stalks me home*
Me: GO NOW! GO NOW AND LEAVE ME!
Phantom of the Opera fans will get this joke.
Yesssssssss!!!!
I LOVE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA!!!
I don't get it. Then again, I don't understand a lot of things.
Thank you so much! Musical theatre forever!
EM, better hold your hand at the level of your eye
U/ACCER1 I feel so bad for you but people taking bets over a bread roll XD
The Italian restaraunt story is hilarious gold, pretty sure I’m dying of laughter here 😂
CA:SHUT UP OR WERE GETTING A DIVORCE
PU:I thought you'd never ask
thetiny diamond hehehaha
It was said if they divorced their daughter would be assigned to the mom. :\
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
PU: it’s over CA I have the bread flag
CA: you underestimate my power
PU:-gets more bread-
Now I have Duel of the Fates playing in my head as I revisit that story. Picture the lightsaber clash/volcanic eruption part as the moment when CA tried to grab the roll, but PU got it instead.
It's real life CoD domination
PU deservers a medal for bravery, and a purple heart for dealing with this EP for 20 years
Rslash: gives out a channel idea
Me: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN
CA: We don’t drink Coke we drink Pepsi now bring her a sweet tea
Me: aw yes The logic in that makes total sense.
Edit:Oh my gosh thank you for all the lights this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten this makes me so happy thank you so much
To be fair, if a place serves Coke on tap they almost never have Pepsi due to contractual exclusivity. Dr. Pepper is a neutral ground though, most places serve Dr. Pepper if they serve Coke or Pepsi. Unless they serve Mr. Pibb, which is kinda just Dr. Pepper tbh.
@@CvBurgundy You know a lot about resterants.
Well, most places use one brand, Coke, Sprite and a bunch of other sodas are the Coke brand
Pepsi is Mountain Dew and some other stuff
JT Smith r/boneappletea
ShadowKingc5 r/iamverysmart
The battle of the flag story still had me puking my guts up laughing a full day after hearing it..
lets get this bread!
*screams of the deranged in the background*
*Dumbass screamer in the background doesn't realize the context may differ* looool
4:14
-I want lasagna
-You’re allergic!
-No I’m not
-YES I AM BECAUSE I’M YOUR MOTHER
*I AM THE LAW!*
That lady is literally like that, the OP has posted several stories and most include something about her being Emily's mother and that giving her the right to own Emily.
Waiiiit so ep= T series Fan
I'm batman
Inky Boi I AM MAYOR
I AM *LAW*
Rosie Low
*DAMMIT ISABELLE*
“No, it started when she was three”
“What happened?”
“She started talking in full sentences”
Me: *almost chokes on my mint*
I keep coming back to hear that Italian restaurant story. It is hilarious 😂😂