@@The_Murder_Party it was still an awesome response and way to end that tirade, and clearly she was a believer because as soon as she saw that collar she went mute, like OMG im going to hell for cursing at a priest hahahaha believe or not thats still funny!
I know many pastors and other clergy (grandchild of a Methodist pastor) who would have responded "You want to speak with my boss? Alright, please bow your head, close your eyes, and join me in prayer... LORD our FATHER, join us this hour to help this lost woman in her life's quest..." In my experience the more faithful a clergyman/woman is the more sarcastic they are and it gets hilarious.
She said it felt like 42 degrees as well and temperatures that high are, well... let's just say it feels like you're trapped in an oven set on fire in the middle of lava in hell, and that's the best way I can describe it
I'm from a rather hot part of the U.S and it'll get up to 46 celsius and stay there. I'm pretty sure satan himself would chase me back home when it gets hot with a 90% humidity.
I like them because they seem so rare, like 90% of reddit stories the Karen, EP, whatever always seems to get scared off and let go with that, no charges or police called or nothing. No matter what they've done or how horribly they've treated people.
" I just love that haircut on the new hoodie and I can't wait to -buy one- _get one for free because I clearly deserve it more than anyone else_ " ~ Karen
"Honestly the haircut on the hoodie looks so much like mine that I'm basically advertising for your channel, so you should pay ME to take it and wear it!"
@@JDStrogen91 I don't need to. Stop being a selfish asshole and just believe me. If you don't send one to me I'll have to buy one from my own money. I am a single mother and I won't have the money to get my child a present then. You're gonna ruin my precious babies Christmas. Go f urself
Every receptionist that I’ve seen in a doctor’s office/medical service either wears scrubs or nice clothes, depending on the nature of the office not a blazer.
@@HappilyHomicidalHooligan On behalf of the Satan Spawn: It's all good. Honestly, the Carens being let loose was an accident anyway. Dad was saving them for after the rapture, and Belial and Astaroth really put a lot of thought into their design, but then this half-breed from Winnipeg came along. Now, there are a great many paradoxes in this universe, but you've never seen anything like a half-Demon, half-Canadian. Evil to the core, but just the nicest darn bad guy you could ever meet. Anyway, to make a long story short, this halfie (only we can say that, by the way. If you full bloods call us halfies, it's incredibly racist) could only perform acts of evil when he had been legitimately wronged, which kind of, at worst, makes him neutral, really. Yeah, we all made fun of him for that for a long time. In retrospect, it's probably a catalyst to the events that followed. So, when he found about Project C.A.R.E.N. (The Capricious, Arrogant, Rude, Entitled, Narcissist), it basically struck him as his whole schtick, with one major difference: The Carens were capable of performing the same evil deeds as he was, but they *didn't have to be legitimately wronged beforehand*! Well, it didn't take him long to devise a plan to steal one of the Carens, and it didn't even conflict with his Canadian genetics, because gosh darn it, even Carens deserve to be free. So, determined to unleash his brand of evil on the world, he managed to smuggle one of the prototype Carens into the mortal world. Since they were still in the prototype phase, there were only a few dozen made at different phases of testing and development, so it was pretty noticeable when one came up missing. Security got pretty tight around the lab after that, so the halfie's only real option was to make his own duplicates of the prototype. Now, at this point, I feel it's pertinent to say that I can't stress enough the amount of time and effort and budget went into the R&D of the original Carens. Like, we're talking multiple layers of Hell pooling resources and personnel to come together on this project, and Hell is a *really* competitive workplace. Cross departmental cooperation is virtually unheard of. So, I mean, we're talking dozens of fullblood demons and devils working for several thousand years to create this design. As you can then imagine, this is an incredibly complex piece of precision equipment. So, this halfie starts building his own Carens, and big shocker, they are not *quite* as good as the prototype. The original Carens were all vicious word assassins, capable of turning a person's spine into jelly with a hiss and a gaze, of piercing their very souls with vicious, venomous verbal strikes. The halfie's Karens (That's where the 'K' came in. His duplicates have always spelled it that way, and not one of them will tell anyone what the 'K' stands for.) , on the other hand...not so much. They were all dim-witted and ignorant, barely capable of making a child cry, let alone a full grown man wet himself. But, at it's base, for all of the flaws and shortcomings the duplicates had. they did the one thing incredibly well, much to the satisfaction of the halfie: They *DEMANDED* to speak to the manager! Calling that a win, the halfie built just a stupid amount of these Karens, and released them into the world, before anyone had any idea what he was doing. I mean, everyone went on high alert once we caught on, and the murder squads were immediately dispatched to hunt all the Karens down, but some of them managed to go into hiding and escape. As it turns out, the halfie was able to make one major adjustment to the original design. See, the original Carens were all infertile. They were designed to be a "one-off wave of torture" type deal, and then they'd die off. Allowing them to perpetuate generations of Carens would just be excessively cruel. We're demons, not effing monsters. Well, the halfie flipped that switch, so the few Karens that did manage to escape from the murder squads eventually began to interbreed with the humans, and, well, the rest you pretty much know.... Appreciate the apology, by the way...not enough considerate people these days. See you in a couple of years :)
@@yerghaizverot6441 I think I and several of my friends may be the Grand Children of Halfies (or the Great-Grand Children of Halfies, not quite sure - we're too Abnormal to be fully Human, but to Nice to be a true Halfie unless you Piss us Off, then may the Gods have Mercy on your Soul...Cause we sure as Hell wont)... We're all Role Players (Love AD&D, Shadowrun & HERO System/Champions) and several of the Characters/Devices/Items we've developed for our Characters are Demonically Hideous...
7:29 That's one good looking, smart man. I hope he had a happy day at that party and that all of the vets are feeling good today, and tomorrow. Thanks for showing a Karen who's boss, man.
7:32 Karen’s don’t run away from crosses they steal them and add them to the wall in their front entrance so you know she’s a Christian. They’re also usually accented with “ Live, Laugh, Love.” Signs.
"The most satisfied moment in my life was when I was 12 and I saw a woman who looked to be around 40 and she was arguing with a random person because she thought the man worked there and the store ended up calling police and had to drag the woman out of the store because she screamed bloody Hell about getting him fired."That's the most satisfied moment of my life
The story in the clinic was pure gold. finally someone, with good, snappy, but still eloquent answer that indirectly insult the other person's intelligence in a very calm and dry manner.
Best one so far -- So, there I was in my light blue shirt with my clerical collar. I asked her, "Do you kiss your children with that potty mouth?" Then I told her that "corporate" doesn't have a phone, but if she wanted to talk to my boss, she could do so directly on Sunday at the church just a few blocks away from the Walmart.
@@djwolfdragon3771 I have like the same name in everythong but TH-cam, I'm TheWolfDragon all the time and I've never seen someone with a name close to it 😂
I went into a TD Bank to open a new account. Not knowing the procedure at this bank I got in line to speak to a teller. The teller said with a snotty tone, "I can't help you with that, sit over there." I should have seen that as a sign and fled the premises. While I sat waiting for assistance for over 15 minutes, three customer service reps were standing less than 5 feet from me arguing about which of them was going to go home early. When their bitch session broke up and I realized I was waiting because they were having a stupid argument amongst themselves, that's when my temperature began to rise. But I held back. I simply told the customer service rep I thought their customer service really needed work. He gave me he "Shhhh" sign with his finger over his lips. He acknowledged things were less than ideal there mostly due to the management style. As it was I only interacted with that bank 2 more times before closing my account.
Add in you should be ashamed of yourself Thanks to you/because of you my....my this my that's thing is ruined I'll sue you You have to do it for me for free You can give it to me as a gift You'll get exposure And every F ing thing that tick you off and wanna commit MURDER
Does anyone else find it hilarious that Rslash sounds incredibly smug at the start of the video. 🤭. Your entitled/bad guy voice is fricking spot on.....i hate the voice in a good way!!
I used to work for a furniture shop owned by the salvation army and the boss there was an absolute legend. Any time someone tried to complain he would take out a bible and tell them to speak to HIS manager.
The story with the woman trying to find out when her daughter-in-law's appointment was is so alarmingly familiar. I love the SO dearly, but his mom would just about pull something like this too. Then get upset when I actually invite my own mom along.
I must state that I know some women who wear that haircut who are very nice and personable, so you might need some further clues to be able to tell for sure.
On another note, if you want to see the disapproving faces of your family when you go to church, when you do the holy water thing as you enter, pretend its like acid and just cry oh it burns it burns. Works every time.
I've never had a full on I don't work here lady story because every time I'm confused for an employee, I tell them I don't work there & they leave me alone but I have a positive & cute story where they knew I didn't work there but it's something that I held onto for 21 years so it's special to me & might brighten someone's mood after hearing this video. Back in the mid to late 90's, like 97 or 98, when I was in kindergarten, the school I went to had 2 age levels of preschool classes & kindergarten, that's it. It's attached to a church & for the most part, people actually don't know it's a school & think it's just a church. Before they did construction on it, at the entrance, there was this huge empty room with a oddly placed desk in the middle that's boxed in & has two stools. I suppose it's a place where people can check in or something? I never went to Sunday church there so I wouldn't know. After school, when our parents pick us up, it was common for the parents to let the kids run around in the big room & play with their friends, being an adult that works with kids now, I'm pretty sure it's to let out our energy & tire us out for naps once we got home. One of these times, my friend & I got into the desk thingy & sat on the stools, pretending like we worked there even though we didn't know what it was for. There was an elderly janitor there that the students all loved, we called him Mr. Terry but I forget if that's his actual name. He's probably dead by now but he was a super sweet guy. Him & a younger janitor saw my friend & I playing there, they walk up to us & Mr. Terry says, "hi, I'd like two cheeseburgers & a side of fries." This had us laughing & we let them in on a little secret, us 6 year old girls, did not work there. Big shocker, I know. We still prepared them imaginary cheeseburgers because we didn't want to let them down. This I hope will forever be the only worth noting I don't work here lady story I will ever have. It's my favorite memory regarding Mr. Terry, he was such a great guy & I hope he continued to be great for the students that went there long after I was gone. Don't know what came of him but he was my favorite staff working there. He was pretty old in the 90's so like I said, he's probably dead by now & if through some miracle he's still alive, good on him, he deserves a long, happy life.
16:15 If you quit/get fired and your old job tries to call you back to do your job, because no one there knows how, it is industry standard (according to the numerous Reddit threads I've perused) to charge TRIPLE your original rate, with an (I think 8) hour minimum per day, as a "consulting fee." Agreed upon in writing before ever working for even a second, of course.
“i’m surprised the karen didn’t hiss and run away when she was confronted with a cross” now THAT is exactly why i’m subscribed to you, and not the other reddit channels. yours are entertaining, funny, and of course, amazing reddit posts.
Hi rSlash, Thanks for your videos, they're enjoyable and they made me aware of the r/legaladvice subs. I have needed legal advice on a custody situation with my partner's family and it's proved helpful. Wouldn't know about it if you hadn't mentioned it in your vids, so thank you. It's really helped!
You know what’s the most disturbing thing to me? my family has distanced themselves from my father’s side of the family. From the many stories and experiences i have had with many of my relatives, they are very entitled and rude, like a whole family of Karens... thank god i’m not associated with them anymore!
I realize the Karen went WAAAY overboard. But there is something infuriating when staff walk right in front of you and don't at least acknowledge you. Its just common courtesy and good customer service to at the very least acknowledge the customer. And hey, I'm patient if someone acknowledges me and says "I will be with you in a moment", I have no problem waiting. BUT... this happened to me in a Burger King. This was late in the evening like 10 pm and the place was mostly deserted. Nobody in line but me. I was standing there for about 2 minutes when one female staffer pops out from the back, sees me and immediately turns back and ducks out of site. After about 15 seconds a male staffer does just about the same thing. I can hear both of them but have no idea why NO ONE will tend the front counter. So I said "Fuck You Too!" and I left and I didn't go back there for over a year. I had been a fairly regular customer but it only takes one really bad experience to sour a good business relationship. There are a lot of things I will over look but shit customer service - the only thing they are 100% in control of - is not acceptable.
Can't imagine why that Karen's daughter-in-law wouldn't want to have her around for "her" grandchild. Especially when she's willing to ask people to break the law to go behind their back against their wishes. Nope, can't imagine at all. But in all seriousness; no, she doesn't have a right to know about her grandson-in-law. If her daughter-in-law wants her out of their life then that's that.
10:10 man, i would have pretended to look at something and say 'well i'm not sure about her, but if you're available next week, you could make an appointment to examine your hearing.
Every time I hear "ahem", I flinch and visibly shudder - directed at me or not. I was taught to politely, NICELY, say, "Pardon me, Ma'am (only if the woman is fully silver-haired)/Miss (any hair color other than natural silver/white)/Sir (hair color doesn't matter)... Do you work here?" Side note 1: As an adult, I was --finally-- diagnosed on the autism spectrum, thus the specifics of hair color for Ma'am/Miss - it always helps if I have specific rules to go by, thus easing my anxiety in social situations. All these "rules" that I learned were more by finally asking SPECIFIC questions of my parents after getting in trouble too many times for calling a woman in, say, her 40's with traces of silver hair a ma'am and having her lash out at me "Do I look OLD ENOUGH to be a ma'am? You should KNOW BETTER BY NOW!" Good grief, I was just trying to be polite. Side note 2, I am now VERY unsure of how to do this 'proper form of address' with non-binary and gender-fluidity having come into mainstream view, and I really do not wish to offend ANYONE... can someone tell me?? (TIA!) But I was never... EVER... to just go "Ahem". Its rude. It's demeaning. And... you sound like you have a dying frog in your throat. It's not THAT HARD to be POLITE - as my parents repeated to me MANY times: being polite is free, and when you show respect to others, you earn (never EXPECT) respect back. Start off wrong, and its much, MUCH more difficult to establish any sort of communication and/or respect - let alone getting what you ACTUALLY need - be it information, an item or even a discount (and the latter has its OWN long list of when, and when not, to request). Smh.
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Who gets themselves arrested intentionally though?
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*Steve Irwin voice* "The glass door was no match for the wild Karen, as her *instinctive* need to ask a question was too strong"
Krickey
R.I.P Aussie legend...
Her minor is vicious mate
If he were still alive, he'd laugh at these comments.
Attenborough, not irwin
“I’m surprised that the Karen didn’t hiss and run away when confronted by a cross”
Bruh 😂
May the power of Crist compell you
*Throwing Holy Water*
I'm surprised she didn't burst into flames!
yeah, aren't all karen's demons?
@@chocolatemilk42069 ahhh yes, "crist"
Watching angry people getting kicked outta stores is satisfying.
Yooooooooohooooooo I keep seeing you it's nice
Oh hello tails
@@3hoodies me to
Seeing your comment every video is satisfying
hearing them get stabbed to death from their eyeballs would be more satisfying.
That chaplain story was gold! "You can talk to my boss on Sunday at the church."
Came here to say this
SanitaryCockroach could have w/our context, „sure, he’s available at (church time, never been, I‘m a filthy nonbeliever,) every Sunday.“
@@The_Murder_Party it was still an awesome response and way to end that tirade, and clearly she was a believer because as soon as she saw that collar she went mute, like OMG im going to hell for cursing at a priest hahahaha believe or not thats still funny!
TruthTeller 45 ya, good times.
I know many pastors and other clergy (grandchild of a Methodist pastor) who would have responded "You want to speak with my boss? Alright, please bow your head, close your eyes, and join me in prayer... LORD our FATHER, join us this hour to help this lost woman in her life's quest..."
In my experience the more faithful a clergyman/woman is the more sarcastic they are and it gets hilarious.
How kuch you wanna bet Entitled Karen's question was...
*Can I speak to your manager?*
Suckers bet
Hahaha
Kuch-ow
Yo, i just saw that rslash liked my comment and me and my whole family burst into tears and threw a party....thank you Rslash
I’d bet 6942069420 million pounds on that!
“It was so hot, 33 degrees”
Me from Australia: those are rookie numbers.
Basically tropical countries:
Don't forget Africa
And the middle east where snow is a myth
She said it felt like 42 degrees as well and temperatures that high are, well... let's just say it feels like you're trapped in an oven set on fire in the middle of lava in hell, and that's the best way I can describe it
I'm from a rather hot part of the U.S and it'll get up to 46 celsius and stay there. I'm pretty sure satan himself would chase me back home when it gets hot with a 90% humidity.
I love the stories when people get arrested cause it’s like nobody’s on their side except for their family
They are probably not on their side either
Even more so when their family isn't on their side either.
I like them because they seem so rare, like 90% of reddit stories the Karen, EP, whatever always seems to get scared off and let go with that, no charges or police called or nothing. No matter what they've done or how horribly they've treated people.
" I just love that haircut on the new hoodie and I can't wait to -buy one- _get one for free because I clearly deserve it more than anyone else_ " ~ Karen
Taliyah The Stoned Weaver “I should get a discount cause the hair on the hoodie matches MY hair” 😩😤
"Honestly the haircut on the hoodie looks so much like mine that I'm basically advertising for your channel, so you should pay ME to take it and wear it!"
@@kenziesaige225 really send me a picture to prove it
Jeffrey Strogen is this part of the joke or are you serious?
@@JDStrogen91 I don't need to. Stop being a selfish asshole and just believe me. If you don't send one to me I'll have to buy one from my own money. I am a single mother and I won't have the money to get my child a present then. You're gonna ruin my precious babies Christmas. Go f urself
Dude.
That second one.
Was literally a Man on a Mission...From God.
Yes!
Every receptionist that I’ve seen in a doctor’s office/medical service either wears scrubs or nice clothes, depending on the nature of the office not a blazer.
The chaplain should have started spraying holy water at the Karen whilst screaming, THE POWER OF CHRIST REPELS THE!!!
Nah, he should have been saying: Get Thee Behind Me Spawn of Satan!!!
(My Apologies to the Spawns of Satan for the Insult)...
@@HappilyHomicidalHooligan On behalf of the Satan Spawn: It's all good. Honestly, the Carens being let loose was an accident anyway. Dad was saving them for after the rapture, and Belial and Astaroth really put a lot of thought into their design, but then this half-breed from Winnipeg came along. Now, there are a great many paradoxes in this universe, but you've never seen anything like a half-Demon, half-Canadian. Evil to the core, but just the nicest darn bad guy you could ever meet.
Anyway, to make a long story short, this halfie (only we can say that, by the way. If you full bloods call us halfies, it's incredibly racist) could only perform acts of evil when he had been legitimately wronged, which kind of, at worst, makes him neutral, really. Yeah, we all made fun of him for that for a long time. In retrospect, it's probably a catalyst to the events that followed. So, when he found about Project C.A.R.E.N. (The Capricious, Arrogant, Rude, Entitled, Narcissist), it basically struck him as his whole schtick, with one major difference: The Carens were capable of performing the same evil deeds as he was, but they *didn't have to be legitimately wronged beforehand*!
Well, it didn't take him long to devise a plan to steal one of the Carens, and it didn't even conflict with his Canadian genetics, because gosh darn it, even Carens deserve to be free. So, determined to unleash his brand of evil on the world, he managed to smuggle one of the prototype Carens into the mortal world. Since they were still in the prototype phase, there were only a few dozen made at different phases of testing and development, so it was pretty noticeable when one came up missing. Security got pretty tight around the lab after that, so the halfie's only real option was to make his own duplicates of the prototype.
Now, at this point, I feel it's pertinent to say that I can't stress enough the amount of time and effort and budget went into the R&D of the original Carens. Like, we're talking multiple layers of Hell pooling resources and personnel to come together on this project, and Hell is a *really* competitive workplace. Cross departmental cooperation is virtually unheard of. So, I mean, we're talking dozens of fullblood demons and devils working for several thousand years to create this design. As you can then imagine, this is an incredibly complex piece of precision equipment.
So, this halfie starts building his own Carens, and big shocker, they are not *quite* as good as the prototype. The original Carens were all vicious word assassins, capable of turning a person's spine into jelly with a hiss and a gaze, of piercing their very souls with vicious, venomous verbal strikes. The halfie's Karens (That's where the 'K' came in. His duplicates have always spelled it that way, and not one of them will tell anyone what the 'K' stands for.) , on the other hand...not so much. They were all dim-witted and ignorant, barely capable of making a child cry, let alone a full grown man wet himself. But, at it's base, for all of the flaws and shortcomings the duplicates had. they did the one thing incredibly well, much to the satisfaction of the halfie: They *DEMANDED* to speak to the manager!
Calling that a win, the halfie built just a stupid amount of these Karens, and released them into the world, before anyone had any idea what he was doing. I mean, everyone went on high alert once we caught on, and the murder squads were immediately dispatched to hunt all the Karens down, but some of them managed to go into hiding and escape. As it turns out, the halfie was able to make one major adjustment to the original design.
See, the original Carens were all infertile. They were designed to be a "one-off wave of torture" type deal, and then they'd die off. Allowing them to perpetuate generations of Carens would just be excessively cruel. We're demons, not effing monsters. Well, the halfie flipped that switch, so the few Karens that did manage to escape from the murder squads eventually began to interbreed with the humans, and, well, the rest you pretty much know....
Appreciate the apology, by the way...not enough considerate people these days.
See you in a couple of years :)
@@HappilyHomicidalHooligan agree
@@yerghaizverot6441 I think I and several of my friends may be the Grand Children of Halfies (or the Great-Grand Children of Halfies, not quite sure - we're too Abnormal to be fully Human, but to Nice to be a true Halfie unless you Piss us Off, then may the Gods have Mercy on your Soul...Cause we sure as Hell wont)...
We're all Role Players (Love AD&D, Shadowrun & HERO System/Champions) and several of the Characters/Devices/Items we've developed for our Characters are Demonically Hideous...
I once had a Karen throw holy water at me and I started screaming that it burrned and she went running
7:29
That's one good looking, smart man. I hope he had a happy day at that party and that all of the vets are feeling good today, and tomorrow. Thanks for showing a Karen who's boss, man.
*entitleparent gets arrested*
me:
"How many time do we to teach you this lesson old hag?"
my name Jeff
I go by Jeffrey
At least once more...
As Always...
Haha Spongebob reference 🤣
@@Emfen1 If you're referring to my comment, it's actually a Pirates of the Caribbean reference...
7:32 Karen’s don’t run away from crosses they steal them and add them to the wall in their front entrance so you know she’s a Christian. They’re also usually accented with “ Live, Laugh, Love.” Signs.
And they run towards noughts with lines through them.
EM: Give me your house my daughter wants it
r/slash: No u
Good OurOur Comrade.
Reverse uno was played
*the rooms temperature dropped by 10 degrees*
I love the Chaplaincy. They can be hilarious.
Edit: I appreciate that you showed the picture, they do add nicely to the story.
do all karens come with a built in code to tell everyone they should be ashamed with themself?
No there all entitled pieces of shit
I think so, but they are missing the code that tells them to be embarrassed of their own behavior
@@andyjohnson7043 lol they are but my comment was about the karens telling others to be ashamed of themselves
@@j4ke413 i know i was just saying that they are pieces of shit
I thinks its primal instinct
"the only sound coming out was a cross between a squeaky door hinge and a chicken that just laid an egg" I died :-D
13B Gun Bunny me too. Im trying to imagine that sound and it is hilarious.
I didn't, but the mental image (or whatever) of what it would sound like made me laugh.
"The most satisfied moment in my life was when I was 12 and I saw a woman who looked to be around 40 and she was arguing with a random person because she thought the man worked there and the store ended up calling police and had to drag the woman out of the store because she screamed bloody Hell about getting him fired."That's the most satisfied moment of my life
frickin beautiful
Dull life
Never encountered a Karen? Wait till you have kids and they go to school. You meet a lot of Karens. 😂
No wait till you are pregnant and they will come swarming to you!
Or have an old car and have them or their child crash into you
To all three I feel sorry for you.
Or work retail or food service. They seem to attract Karen's. Thank God I made the decision to go back to school, and study medical coding.
@@evadedenbach1226 They have nothing better to do with their time than shop and eat
rSlash's Karen voice has been burned into me like it was genetically engineered into my DNA.
Edit: The likes. I have more likes than rSlash himself
Do you need help?,I'm a doctor so just ask me, your bill will be 10k no worries
r/comedyheaven material right there, Cedric
Is it like when I read "Hi every body" I hear Dr. Nick in my head? or how if I see "Good News Everyone" I hear Dr. Farnsworth?
The Karen and child voice haunt me tbh
Same
Don’t mess with chaplains, they’re quiet badasses
Karen, "I have a right!"
Me, "And hopefully a Left too."
Hahahahahaha hahahahahaha nice one
“When entitled women “accidentally” gets arrested” I don’t think it was accidental
She accidentally got arrested on purpose
There are no accidents
the security just YEETED!!! the Karen
I love the fact that Karen’s are too dumb
The story in the clinic was pure gold. finally someone, with good, snappy, but still eloquent answer that indirectly insult the other person's intelligence in a very calm and dry manner.
Karen: "do you know who I am?!"
Me: "Nobody important" *walks away*
6:34 - “Corporate doesn’t have a phone”.
Coming from a man of the cloth, this is the BEST line ever!!
I mean he wasnt lying when he said *white colar* xD
I see you in hatena360 videos and live streams
Person: does nice thing*
Karen: hey do things for MEEEEE
Best one so far -- So, there I was in my light blue shirt with my clerical collar. I asked her, "Do you kiss your children with that potty mouth?" Then I told her that "corporate" doesn't have a phone, but if she wanted to talk to my boss, she could do so directly on Sunday at the church just a few blocks away from the Walmart.
And she can do it….ON HER KNEES.
Karen: "Hey RSlash, I should get that hoodie for FREE because it has my hair on it."
If you don't pay then you are not getting it
she knows his owner, Yugo and her are close friends and if he doesn’t give her one he’ll fire rSlash!
Don't mind me! I haven't been watching in awhile. Just letting the videos build up for one epic binge!
I love your name ❤🐺🐉
@@heres.someart Thank you❤
@@djwolfdragon3771 I have like the same name in everythong but TH-cam, I'm TheWolfDragon all the time and I've never seen someone with a name close to it 😂
@@heres.someart It's my everything name. From TH-cam to gaming
Dj WolfDragon I do that with podcasts too. It makes me kinda sad when I get to the end of a binge and start having to wait like normal people.
I went into a TD Bank to open a new account. Not knowing the procedure at this bank I got in line to speak to a teller. The teller said with a snotty tone, "I can't help you with that, sit over there." I should have seen that as a sign and fled the premises. While I sat waiting for assistance for over 15 minutes, three customer service reps were standing less than 5 feet from me arguing about which of them was going to go home early. When their bitch session broke up and I realized I was waiting because they were having a stupid argument amongst themselves, that's when my temperature began to rise. But I held back. I simply told the customer service rep I thought their customer service really needed work. He gave me he "Shhhh" sign with his finger over his lips. He acknowledged things were less than ideal there mostly due to the management style. As it was I only interacted with that bank 2 more times before closing my account.
How to identify Karen’s:
“Let me talk to your manager”
“I’ll have you fired!”
“I have a right”
Don’t forget. “My Angel”
I have unfortunately identified my sister as a "karen" using your guide, may god have mercy on my family's souls
Add in
you should be ashamed of yourself
Thanks to you/because of you my....my this my that's thing is ruined
I'll sue you
You have to do it for me for free
You can give it to me as a gift
You'll get exposure
And every F ing thing that tick you off and wanna commit MURDER
"Do you know who I am?!"
"hOw dArE YoU!!"
"Well, I never!"
*Autistic screeching*
Does anyone else find it hilarious that Rslash sounds incredibly smug at the start of the video. 🤭. Your entitled/bad guy voice is fricking spot on.....i hate the voice in a good way!!
10:40 Wait.. Is it a boy.. ?
Or a girl..... ?
"I need to be here to see him!"
"That b**** should have told me when her first ultrasound is!"
@@samarnadra LMAO
I used to work for a furniture shop owned by the salvation army and the boss there was an absolute legend. Any time someone tried to complain he would take out a bible and tell them to speak to HIS manager.
The story with the woman trying to find out when her daughter-in-law's appointment was is so alarmingly familiar. I love the SO dearly, but his mom would just about pull something like this too. Then get upset when I actually invite my own mom along.
When someone asks, "Do you know who I am", I usually ask if they need taken to the hospital for their amnesia.
Never in my life have I been satisfied with a merch plug until now
For the longest time I had no idea what a Karen haircut looked like. Thanks for the image.
Google Images. Just sayin'...
I must state that I know some women who wear that haircut who are very nice and personable, so you might need some further clues to be able to tell for sure.
Sometimes pretending to be an employee and just being mean to Karens is hilarious
On another note, if you want to see the disapproving faces of your family when you go to church, when you do the holy water thing as you enter, pretend its like acid and just cry oh it burns it burns. Works every time.
I've never had a full on I don't work here lady story because every time I'm confused for an employee, I tell them I don't work there & they leave me alone but I have a positive & cute story where they knew I didn't work there but it's something that I held onto for 21 years so it's special to me & might brighten someone's mood after hearing this video.
Back in the mid to late 90's, like 97 or 98, when I was in kindergarten, the school I went to had 2 age levels of preschool classes & kindergarten, that's it. It's attached to a church & for the most part, people actually don't know it's a school & think it's just a church. Before they did construction on it, at the entrance, there was this huge empty room with a oddly placed desk in the middle that's boxed in & has two stools. I suppose it's a place where people can check in or something? I never went to Sunday church there so I wouldn't know. After school, when our parents pick us up, it was common for the parents to let the kids run around in the big room & play with their friends, being an adult that works with kids now, I'm pretty sure it's to let out our energy & tire us out for naps once we got home. One of these times, my friend & I got into the desk thingy & sat on the stools, pretending like we worked there even though we didn't know what it was for. There was an elderly janitor there that the students all loved, we called him Mr. Terry but I forget if that's his actual name. He's probably dead by now but he was a super sweet guy. Him & a younger janitor saw my friend & I playing there, they walk up to us & Mr. Terry says, "hi, I'd like two cheeseburgers & a side of fries." This had us laughing & we let them in on a little secret, us 6 year old girls, did not work there. Big shocker, I know. We still prepared them imaginary cheeseburgers because we didn't want to let them down.
This I hope will forever be the only worth noting I don't work here lady story I will ever have. It's my favorite memory regarding Mr. Terry, he was such a great guy & I hope he continued to be great for the students that went there long after I was gone. Don't know what came of him but he was my favorite staff working there. He was pretty old in the 90's so like I said, he's probably dead by now & if through some miracle he's still alive, good on him, he deserves a long, happy life.
Deeeemn, That Chaplain is rocking that uniform.
An effective Karen repellent
10:42 Thank God her son and his wife have the sense to not end up like her or give even the slightest chance for their kid to do the same
16:15
If you quit/get fired and your old job tries to call you back to do your job, because no one there knows how, it is industry standard (according to the numerous Reddit threads I've perused) to charge TRIPLE your original rate, with an (I think 8) hour minimum per day, as a "consulting fee." Agreed upon in writing before ever working for even a second, of course.
3:2 LOL your channel image on the shirt looks like a slashed up Team Rocket capital R' 😂🤣
“i’m surprised the karen didn’t hiss and run away when she was confronted with a cross” now THAT is exactly why i’m subscribed to you, and not the other reddit channels. yours are entertaining, funny, and of course, amazing reddit posts.
Hot damn, Im really early almost as fast as Karen asking for the manager
Bokep The Rock under rated
Not early enough because they would be there 5 hours early
05member-Jonathan AHEM, AHEM, YES, WHERES THE MANAGER
*ALMOST*
Those are rookie number, you gotta *Lower* those number down
"You can talk to my boss on Sunday at the church."
I'm amazed Karen didn't burst into flames at that moment!
BUY!?
I thought I could get it for free since I am a subscriber
That is a verbal contract so you owe me a free hoodie
Neither you buy it or don't get it
@@JDStrogen91 It's a joke, you must be new here
Jeffrey Strogen pls the door
03:10 - the glass-shattering question:
"Where is the manager?"
A merch idea could be a black hoodie / top with the rslash logo in top left and on the back it could say my son deserves it
2:02 that's because glass can shatter at up to over 3,000miles per hour. But still, what went through her head right then?
That transition to the merch was clean 😂
I bet that lady question was: what time do you guys close?lol
Slam (breaks glass door.
) wuppsies I'll be going now... Whaaaaat your gonna arrest me!?!
I don't know what I could have possiblely done to deserve this!
Hi rSlash,
Thanks for your videos, they're enjoyable and they made me aware of the r/legaladvice subs. I have needed legal advice on a custody situation with my partner's family and it's proved helpful. Wouldn't know about it if you hadn't mentioned it in your vids, so thank you. It's really helped!
Hope you won custody over whatever it was have a good day
'i only have 1 question!!!'
*'Let me talk to ur manager!!!'*
😂😂😂
91 degrees? Pffffff, here in Florida the average temp is hovering around 100 and feeling like a cozy 115 at times lol.
C'mon. I'm from Canada. I start melting like the Wicked Witch in the "Wizard of Oz" when it hits 90. Rev. Brian †
Phone-TH-cam says "New rSlash Video", Computer TH-cam says "No new rSlash Video"...I hate you Computer-TH-cam
Ptss is also called ptsd post-traumatic stress disorder
I can't believe I'm awake early enough for my comment to be relevant
Lol
Just Kibby same
Good job, your grand journey is now complete
Lmao same
Just Kibby n
1:05
Karen: let me in, LET ME IINNNNNNN
Why am I hearing that to the tune of “Let It Go”???
You know what’s the most disturbing thing to me? my family has distanced themselves from my father’s side of the family. From the many stories and experiences i have had with many of my relatives, they are very entitled and rude, like a whole family of Karens...
thank god i’m not associated with them anymore!
I realize the Karen went WAAAY overboard. But there is something infuriating when staff walk right in front of you and don't at least acknowledge you. Its just common courtesy and good customer service to at the very least acknowledge the customer. And hey, I'm patient if someone acknowledges me and says "I will be with you in a moment", I have no problem waiting. BUT... this happened to me in a Burger King. This was late in the evening like 10 pm and the place was mostly deserted. Nobody in line but me. I was standing there for about 2 minutes when one female staffer pops out from the back, sees me and immediately turns back and ducks out of site. After about 15 seconds a male staffer does just about the same thing. I can hear both of them but have no idea why NO ONE will tend the front counter. So I said "Fuck You Too!" and I left and I didn't go back there for over a year. I had been a fairly regular customer but it only takes one really bad experience to sour a good business relationship. There are a lot of things I will over look but shit customer service - the only thing they are 100% in control of - is not acceptable.
I would like to congratulate that chaplain for using Reddit of all sites
In that last story...I simply wouldn't have picked up the phone. There, done.
Yes there was a “How dare you”!! 😂 That is my favorite statement possibly of all time
Better yet, a "How dare you"/"Do you know who I am" combo!
I'm a gamer
G- please
A- don't
M- hate
E- french
R- potatoes
WOW SO MuCh OrIGiNAlITy
Julian Vazquez OHHH YESSSSS
@@sachiel5067 french potatoes are my favorite potatoes
Potato
LiKe On ThAth CommEnt
The last one reminded me of Pretty Woman, when she said, "I can charge whatever I want. I'm not lost.." XD
Hey rSlash i have been watching ur channel for a long time now...
So can i get ur channel please?
And 100k cash would be decent. Thanks.
@OFFICIAL NICK BATTLE GROUNDS r/woooosh
@@yunnyexx r/woooosh
NO, YOU DONT DESERVE 100K, I DO!!! MY NON EXISTENT CHILD DESERVES IT MORE THAN YOUR STUPID ENTITLED SELF
OFFICIAL NICK BATTLE GROUNDS hahahahahaha
I deserve this channel more than any of you because I have good grades!
I love how he plugs his merch. He doesn’t shove it in your face, he just politely says buy his merch or stuff.
7:32 “I’m surprised Karen didn’t hiss when confronted with a cross...” So basically act like a vampire....
I shared the chaplain story with a friend of mine (who is a priest). He laughed at your comment about the cross.
Wow, this is the earliest I've been to any youtube channel. Heck yee.
6:20 I don’t think cursing phases anyone anymore
When looking at that merch, i instantly hear the Team Rocket theme in my backhead.
Can't imagine why that Karen's daughter-in-law wouldn't want to have her around for "her" grandchild. Especially when she's willing to ask people to break the law to go behind their back against their wishes. Nope, can't imagine at all.
But in all seriousness; no, she doesn't have a right to know about her grandson-in-law. If her daughter-in-law wants her out of their life then that's that.
EM: My son needs your TH-cam Channel, he deserves it! He gets C- in every class!!!!
r/slash: Not today lady...
How could u be so rude my son don't even have to go to school and he still passes all his classes😂😂
EM: I want to speak with your manager RSlash!!!
You are not getting his TH-cam channel so back the hell off
Look!
A Wild Karen With Their Defence Mechanism
Defence Mechanism: **Screeeeeech**
The first ladies question was probably about getting free art. All you r/slash subs will know about the artists curse
10:10 man, i would have pretended to look at something and say 'well i'm not sure about her, but if you're available next week, you could make an appointment to examine your hearing.
Lol, the best way to promote your merch! XD
3:03 CHACHA real smooth
I love your dramatic Karen voice😂 I've sent this to my friends🤣 your awesome dude😂
5:18
Normal person: Tell me where the f’ing art supplies are!
Me, a music student: Tell me where the f sharp art supplies are!
today we learn that Karen is weak to Father... so thats mean Karen is an unholy creature of the night...
So drive a stake through the heart?
Well duh...
3:24 Nice Segway
I have a question
Have you ever encountered a wild Karen
not me, yet
One thing that I like is that there is no clickbait here. Just interesting and weird stories.
Is it just me or does anyone else wanna know what his face looks like when he does the Karen voice?
The question Karen wanted to ask was “where is the manager”
3:14
You smooth [REDACTED]er
The GRAND reveal of the chaplain!! I LOVE IT SOOOO MUCH!!! 🤣🤣🤣
I have a feeling Rslash is about to start permanently talking like Karen for the rest of his life progressively sounding more entitled
Every time I hear "ahem", I flinch and visibly shudder - directed at me or not.
I was taught to politely, NICELY, say, "Pardon me, Ma'am (only if the woman is fully silver-haired)/Miss (any hair color other than natural silver/white)/Sir (hair color doesn't matter)... Do you work here?"
Side note 1: As an adult, I was --finally-- diagnosed on the autism spectrum, thus the specifics of hair color for Ma'am/Miss - it always helps if I have specific rules to go by, thus easing my anxiety in social situations. All these "rules" that I learned were more by finally asking SPECIFIC questions of my parents after getting in trouble too many times for calling a woman in, say, her 40's with traces of silver hair a ma'am and having her lash out at me "Do I look OLD ENOUGH to be a ma'am? You should KNOW BETTER BY NOW!" Good grief, I was just trying to be polite.
Side note 2, I am now VERY unsure of how to do this 'proper form of address' with non-binary and gender-fluidity having come into mainstream view, and I really do not wish to offend ANYONE... can someone tell me?? (TIA!)
But I was never... EVER... to just go "Ahem". Its rude. It's demeaning. And... you sound like you have a dying frog in your throat.
It's not THAT HARD to be POLITE - as my parents repeated to me MANY times: being polite is free, and when you show respect to others, you earn (never EXPECT) respect back. Start off wrong, and its much, MUCH more difficult to establish any sort of communication and/or respect - let alone getting what you ACTUALLY need - be it information, an item or even a discount (and the latter has its OWN long list of when, and when not, to request).
Smh.