r/Idontworkherelady Entitled Woman Gets Dragged Out by Security!

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    r/Idontworkherelady In today's video, an entitled woman messes with the wrong guy and he calls security on her. This woman gets dragged out of the office kicking and screaming! She's not used to hearing the word "No," so she doesn't take it very well. Find out what happens on today's I Don't Work Here Lady video! Also, check out my new merch at the link above!
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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  5 ปีที่แล้ว +714

    I've got new merch!
    bit.ly/rSlashMerch

    • @Idkmane69421
      @Idkmane69421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      rSlash cool

    • @Dre.14
      @Dre.14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      rSlash where that boi yugo at

    • @TigerTrainer
      @TigerTrainer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yay!

    • @cheek42069
      @cheek42069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Who gets themselves arrested intentionally though?

    • @annasmith4046
      @annasmith4046 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      rSlash hi

  • @anamariazambrano2404
    @anamariazambrano2404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1211

    “I’m surprised that the Karen didn’t hiss and run away when confronted by a cross”
    Bruh 😂

  • @sanitarycockroach9038
    @sanitarycockroach9038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +638

    That chaplain story was gold! "You can talk to my boss on Sunday at the church."

    • @od3910
      @od3910 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Came here to say this

    • @The_Murder_Party
      @The_Murder_Party 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SanitaryCockroach could have w/our context, „sure, he’s available at (church time, never been, I‘m a filthy nonbeliever,) every Sunday.“

    • @supposedly1-2
      @supposedly1-2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@The_Murder_Party it was still an awesome response and way to end that tirade, and clearly she was a believer because as soon as she saw that collar she went mute, like OMG im going to hell for cursing at a priest hahahaha believe or not thats still funny!

    • @The_Murder_Party
      @The_Murder_Party 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      TruthTeller 45 ya, good times.

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I know many pastors and other clergy (grandchild of a Methodist pastor) who would have responded "You want to speak with my boss? Alright, please bow your head, close your eyes, and join me in prayer... LORD our FATHER, join us this hour to help this lost woman in her life's quest..."
      In my experience the more faithful a clergyman/woman is the more sarcastic they are and it gets hilarious.

  • @bradygreenberg6482
    @bradygreenberg6482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3133

    *Steve Irwin voice* "The glass door was no match for the wild Karen, as her *instinctive* need to ask a question was too strong"

  • @RandomEnvironmentArtist
    @RandomEnvironmentArtist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    “It was so hot, 33 degrees”
    Me from Australia: those are rookie numbers.

    • @user-dx5fq1pp1w
      @user-dx5fq1pp1w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Basically tropical countries:

    • @sleepy_drawer9817
      @sleepy_drawer9817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Don't forget Africa

    • @AhmedMohamed-zb8og
      @AhmedMohamed-zb8og 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And the middle east where snow is a myth

    • @MaraFey345
      @MaraFey345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She said it felt like 42 degrees as well and temperatures that high are, well... let's just say it feels like you're trapped in an oven set on fire in the middle of lava in hell, and that's the best way I can describe it

    • @gabee3175
      @gabee3175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm from a rather hot part of the U.S and it'll get up to 46 celsius and stay there. I'm pretty sure satan himself would chase me back home when it gets hot with a 90% humidity.

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2455

    Watching angry people getting kicked outta stores is satisfying.

    • @3hoodies
      @3hoodies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yooooooooohooooooo I keep seeing you it's nice

    • @Legendarydave76
      @Legendarydave76 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh hello tails

    • @sleepynick_
      @sleepynick_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@3hoodies me to

    • @derp4581
      @derp4581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Seeing your comment every video is satisfying

    • @milleniam
      @milleniam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      hearing them get stabbed to death from their eyeballs would be more satisfying.

  • @dreamwolf7302
    @dreamwolf7302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Dude.
    That second one.
    Was literally a Man on a Mission...From God.

  • @kristychow9206
    @kristychow9206 5 ปีที่แล้ว +711

    I love the stories when people get arrested cause it’s like nobody’s on their side except for their family

    • @Annnabannanna
      @Annnabannanna 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      They are probably not on their side either

    • @loreleigolding5844
      @loreleigolding5844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Even more so when their family isn't on their side either.

    • @MrGoesBoom
      @MrGoesBoom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I like them because they seem so rare, like 90% of reddit stories the Karen, EP, whatever always seems to get scared off and let go with that, no charges or police called or nothing. No matter what they've done or how horribly they've treated people.

  • @pierce5971
    @pierce5971 5 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    How kuch you wanna bet Entitled Karen's question was...
    *Can I speak to your manager?*

    • @jameswilliams7873
      @jameswilliams7873 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Suckers bet

    • @scullyboy2439
      @scullyboy2439 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha

    • @greatstorm3805
      @greatstorm3805 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kuch-ow

    • @pierce5971
      @pierce5971 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yo, i just saw that rslash liked my comment and me and my whole family burst into tears and threw a party....thank you Rslash

    • @SusanBurns017
      @SusanBurns017 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’d bet 6942069420 million pounds on that!

  • @JediLadyMisty
    @JediLadyMisty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Every receptionist that I’ve seen in a doctor’s office/medical service either wears scrubs or nice clothes, depending on the nature of the office not a blazer.

  • @Bazerk101
    @Bazerk101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    The chaplain should have started spraying holy water at the Karen whilst screaming, THE POWER OF CHRIST REPELS THE!!!

    • @HappilyHomicidalHooligan
      @HappilyHomicidalHooligan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Nah, he should have been saying: Get Thee Behind Me Spawn of Satan!!!
      (My Apologies to the Spawns of Satan for the Insult)...

    • @yerghaizverot6441
      @yerghaizverot6441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@HappilyHomicidalHooligan On behalf of the Satan Spawn: It's all good. Honestly, the Carens being let loose was an accident anyway. Dad was saving them for after the rapture, and Belial and Astaroth really put a lot of thought into their design, but then this half-breed from Winnipeg came along. Now, there are a great many paradoxes in this universe, but you've never seen anything like a half-Demon, half-Canadian. Evil to the core, but just the nicest darn bad guy you could ever meet.
      Anyway, to make a long story short, this halfie (only we can say that, by the way. If you full bloods call us halfies, it's incredibly racist) could only perform acts of evil when he had been legitimately wronged, which kind of, at worst, makes him neutral, really. Yeah, we all made fun of him for that for a long time. In retrospect, it's probably a catalyst to the events that followed. So, when he found about Project C.A.R.E.N. (The Capricious, Arrogant, Rude, Entitled, Narcissist), it basically struck him as his whole schtick, with one major difference: The Carens were capable of performing the same evil deeds as he was, but they *didn't have to be legitimately wronged beforehand*!
      Well, it didn't take him long to devise a plan to steal one of the Carens, and it didn't even conflict with his Canadian genetics, because gosh darn it, even Carens deserve to be free. So, determined to unleash his brand of evil on the world, he managed to smuggle one of the prototype Carens into the mortal world. Since they were still in the prototype phase, there were only a few dozen made at different phases of testing and development, so it was pretty noticeable when one came up missing. Security got pretty tight around the lab after that, so the halfie's only real option was to make his own duplicates of the prototype.
      Now, at this point, I feel it's pertinent to say that I can't stress enough the amount of time and effort and budget went into the R&D of the original Carens. Like, we're talking multiple layers of Hell pooling resources and personnel to come together on this project, and Hell is a *really* competitive workplace. Cross departmental cooperation is virtually unheard of. So, I mean, we're talking dozens of fullblood demons and devils working for several thousand years to create this design. As you can then imagine, this is an incredibly complex piece of precision equipment.
      So, this halfie starts building his own Carens, and big shocker, they are not *quite* as good as the prototype. The original Carens were all vicious word assassins, capable of turning a person's spine into jelly with a hiss and a gaze, of piercing their very souls with vicious, venomous verbal strikes. The halfie's Karens (That's where the 'K' came in. His duplicates have always spelled it that way, and not one of them will tell anyone what the 'K' stands for.) , on the other hand...not so much. They were all dim-witted and ignorant, barely capable of making a child cry, let alone a full grown man wet himself. But, at it's base, for all of the flaws and shortcomings the duplicates had. they did the one thing incredibly well, much to the satisfaction of the halfie: They *DEMANDED* to speak to the manager!
      Calling that a win, the halfie built just a stupid amount of these Karens, and released them into the world, before anyone had any idea what he was doing. I mean, everyone went on high alert once we caught on, and the murder squads were immediately dispatched to hunt all the Karens down, but some of them managed to go into hiding and escape. As it turns out, the halfie was able to make one major adjustment to the original design.
      See, the original Carens were all infertile. They were designed to be a "one-off wave of torture" type deal, and then they'd die off. Allowing them to perpetuate generations of Carens would just be excessively cruel. We're demons, not effing monsters. Well, the halfie flipped that switch, so the few Karens that did manage to escape from the murder squads eventually began to interbreed with the humans, and, well, the rest you pretty much know....
      Appreciate the apology, by the way...not enough considerate people these days.
      See you in a couple of years :)

    • @arielruh7773
      @arielruh7773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HappilyHomicidalHooligan agree

    • @HappilyHomicidalHooligan
      @HappilyHomicidalHooligan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@yerghaizverot6441 I think I and several of my friends may be the Grand Children of Halfies (or the Great-Grand Children of Halfies, not quite sure - we're too Abnormal to be fully Human, but to Nice to be a true Halfie unless you Piss us Off, then may the Gods have Mercy on your Soul...Cause we sure as Hell wont)...
      We're all Role Players (Love AD&D, Shadowrun & HERO System/Champions) and several of the Characters/Devices/Items we've developed for our Characters are Demonically Hideous...

    • @randomaccount64
      @randomaccount64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I once had a Karen throw holy water at me and I started screaming that it burrned and she went running

  • @pascalschwerdtmann4397
    @pascalschwerdtmann4397 5 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    " I just love that haircut on the new hoodie and I can't wait to -buy one- _get one for free because I clearly deserve it more than anyone else_ " ~ Karen

    • @kenziesaige225
      @kenziesaige225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Taliyah The Stoned Weaver “I should get a discount cause the hair on the hoodie matches MY hair” 😩😤

    • @anonymouspotato7538
      @anonymouspotato7538 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "Honestly the haircut on the hoodie looks so much like mine that I'm basically advertising for your channel, so you should pay ME to take it and wear it!"

    • @JDStrogen91
      @JDStrogen91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kenziesaige225 really send me a picture to prove it

    • @cedrikw4972
      @cedrikw4972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jeffrey Strogen is this part of the joke or are you serious?

    • @Lia-hi9gi
      @Lia-hi9gi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JDStrogen91 I don't need to. Stop being a selfish asshole and just believe me. If you don't send one to me I'll have to buy one from my own money. I am a single mother and I won't have the money to get my child a present then. You're gonna ruin my precious babies Christmas. Go f urself

  • @MunExe
    @MunExe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    7:29
    That's one good looking, smart man. I hope he had a happy day at that party and that all of the vets are feeling good today, and tomorrow. Thanks for showing a Karen who's boss, man.

  • @spacevikingcowboy5784
    @spacevikingcowboy5784 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    7:32 Karen’s don’t run away from crosses they steal them and add them to the wall in their front entrance so you know she’s a Christian. They’re also usually accented with “ Live, Laugh, Love.” Signs.

  • @jeff4890
    @jeff4890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    *entitleparent gets arrested*
    me:
    "How many time do we to teach you this lesson old hag?"

    • @harlansmith2760
      @harlansmith2760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      my name Jeff

    • @JDStrogen91
      @JDStrogen91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I go by Jeffrey

    • @HappilyHomicidalHooligan
      @HappilyHomicidalHooligan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At least once more...
      As Always...

    • @Emfen1
      @Emfen1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haha Spongebob reference 🤣

    • @HappilyHomicidalHooligan
      @HappilyHomicidalHooligan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Emfen1 If you're referring to my comment, it's actually a Pirates of the Caribbean reference...

  • @Absaalookemensch
    @Absaalookemensch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Karen, "I have a right!"
    Me, "And hopefully a Left too."

    • @JDStrogen91
      @JDStrogen91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hahahahahaha hahahahahaha nice one

  • @Fallenfromgrace1990
    @Fallenfromgrace1990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Never encountered a Karen? Wait till you have kids and they go to school. You meet a lot of Karens. 😂

    • @jennaeevee7115
      @jennaeevee7115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      No wait till you are pregnant and they will come swarming to you!

    • @josedeleon9273
      @josedeleon9273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or have an old car and have them or their child crash into you

    • @ShazadAli-xy4ib
      @ShazadAli-xy4ib 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      To all three I feel sorry for you.

    • @evadedenbach1226
      @evadedenbach1226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or work retail or food service. They seem to attract Karen's. Thank God I made the decision to go back to school, and study medical coding.

    • @jeisselima
      @jeisselima 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@evadedenbach1226 They have nothing better to do with their time than shop and eat

  • @thecampingslav6042
    @thecampingslav6042 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "The most satisfied moment in my life was when I was 12 and I saw a woman who looked to be around 40 and she was arguing with a random person because she thought the man worked there and the store ended up calling police and had to drag the woman out of the store because she screamed bloody Hell about getting him fired."That's the most satisfied moment of my life

  • @strinkfamily1940
    @strinkfamily1940 5 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    rSlash's Karen voice has been burned into me like it was genetically engineered into my DNA.
    Edit: The likes. I have more likes than rSlash himself

    • @brooklyntboi3115
      @brooklyntboi3115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Do you need help?,I'm a doctor so just ask me, your bill will be 10k no worries

    • @strinkfamily1940
      @strinkfamily1940 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      r/comedyheaven material right there, Cedric

    • @Houleigan
      @Houleigan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Is it like when I read "Hi every body" I hear Dr. Nick in my head? or how if I see "Good News Everyone" I hear Dr. Farnsworth?

    • @imjustapancake3188
      @imjustapancake3188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Karen and child voice haunt me tbh

    • @veronejaquel5106
      @veronejaquel5106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

  • @j4ke413
    @j4ke413 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    do all karens come with a built in code to tell everyone they should be ashamed with themself?

    • @andyjohnson7043
      @andyjohnson7043 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No there all entitled pieces of shit

    • @ambercomley3139
      @ambercomley3139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think so, but they are missing the code that tells them to be embarrassed of their own behavior

    • @j4ke413
      @j4ke413 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@andyjohnson7043 lol they are but my comment was about the karens telling others to be ashamed of themselves

    • @andyjohnson7043
      @andyjohnson7043 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@j4ke413 i know i was just saying that they are pieces of shit

    • @DarkSidePhoenix
      @DarkSidePhoenix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thinks its primal instinct

  • @MrGhost-je2ij
    @MrGhost-je2ij 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    “When entitled women “accidentally” gets arrested” I don’t think it was accidental

    • @adralenagd2669
      @adralenagd2669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She accidentally got arrested on purpose

    • @solidgamer1998
      @solidgamer1998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There are no accidents

  • @shoebillgaming2147
    @shoebillgaming2147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    EM: Give me your house my daughter wants it
    r/slash: No u

    • @OttoTheJebediah
      @OttoTheJebediah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good OurOur Comrade.

    • @CommanderEliza
      @CommanderEliza 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Reverse uno was played

    • @eliomorgan7773
      @eliomorgan7773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *the rooms temperature dropped by 10 degrees*

  • @13bgunbunny42
    @13bgunbunny42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "the only sound coming out was a cross between a squeaky door hinge and a chicken that just laid an egg" I died :-D

    • @purpl3lina
      @purpl3lina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      13B Gun Bunny me too. Im trying to imagine that sound and it is hilarious.

    • @jacklow9611
      @jacklow9611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I didn't, but the mental image (or whatever) of what it would sound like made me laugh.

  • @capthavic
    @capthavic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Karen: "do you know who I am?!"
    Me: "Nobody important" *walks away*

  • @vanguardangel6912
    @vanguardangel6912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Don’t mess with chaplains, they’re quiet badasses

  • @Gilhelmi
    @Gilhelmi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I love the Chaplaincy. They can be hilarious.
    Edit: I appreciate that you showed the picture, they do add nicely to the story.

  • @justaflaminfox9574
    @justaflaminfox9574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    the security just YEETED!!! the Karen
    I love the fact that Karen’s are too dumb

  • @michaelsteinbach
    @michaelsteinbach 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Karen: "Hey RSlash, I should get that hoodie for FREE because it has my hair on it."

    • @JDStrogen91
      @JDStrogen91 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you don't pay then you are not getting it

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      she knows his owner, Yugo and her are close friends and if he doesn’t give her one he’ll fire rSlash!

  • @zachattack5414
    @zachattack5414 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    How to identify Karen’s:
    “Let me talk to your manager”
    “I’ll have you fired!”
    “I have a right”

    • @Marvin_Aethos
      @Marvin_Aethos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Don’t forget. “My Angel”

    • @GalaxyTGW
      @GalaxyTGW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have unfortunately identified my sister as a "karen" using your guide, may god have mercy on my family's souls

    • @kaedx3387
      @kaedx3387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Add in
      you should be ashamed of yourself
      Thanks to you/because of you my....my this my that's thing is ruined
      I'll sue you
      You have to do it for me for free
      You can give it to me as a gift
      You'll get exposure
      And every F ing thing that tick you off and wanna commit MURDER

    • @DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights
      @DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Do you know who I am?!"

    • @dracko158
      @dracko158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "hOw dArE YoU!!"
      "Well, I never!"
      *Autistic screeching*

  • @melsfavs1
    @melsfavs1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Best one so far -- So, there I was in my light blue shirt with my clerical collar. I asked her, "Do you kiss your children with that potty mouth?" Then I told her that "corporate" doesn't have a phone, but if she wanted to talk to my boss, she could do so directly on Sunday at the church just a few blocks away from the Walmart.

    • @2themoon863
      @2themoon863 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And she can do it….ON HER KNEES.

  • @docock8985
    @docock8985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Person: does nice thing*
    Karen: hey do things for MEEEEE

  • @shizukorosektk1107
    @shizukorosektk1107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    I mean he wasnt lying when he said *white colar* xD

  • @hdbordercollie
    @hdbordercollie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    10:40 Wait.. Is it a boy.. ?
    Or a girl..... ?
    "I need to be here to see him!"
    "That b**** should have told me when her first ultrasound is!"

  • @Etherion195
    @Etherion195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The story in the clinic was pure gold. finally someone, with good, snappy, but still eloquent answer that indirectly insult the other person's intelligence in a very calm and dry manner.

  • @fealubryne
    @fealubryne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The story with the woman trying to find out when her daughter-in-law's appointment was is so alarmingly familiar. I love the SO dearly, but his mom would just about pull something like this too. Then get upset when I actually invite my own mom along.

  • @ToontownAndCpenguin
    @ToontownAndCpenguin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I've never had a full on I don't work here lady story because every time I'm confused for an employee, I tell them I don't work there & they leave me alone but I have a positive & cute story where they knew I didn't work there but it's something that I held onto for 21 years so it's special to me & might brighten someone's mood after hearing this video.
    Back in the mid to late 90's, like 97 or 98, when I was in kindergarten, the school I went to had 2 age levels of preschool classes & kindergarten, that's it. It's attached to a church & for the most part, people actually don't know it's a school & think it's just a church. Before they did construction on it, at the entrance, there was this huge empty room with a oddly placed desk in the middle that's boxed in & has two stools. I suppose it's a place where people can check in or something? I never went to Sunday church there so I wouldn't know. After school, when our parents pick us up, it was common for the parents to let the kids run around in the big room & play with their friends, being an adult that works with kids now, I'm pretty sure it's to let out our energy & tire us out for naps once we got home. One of these times, my friend & I got into the desk thingy & sat on the stools, pretending like we worked there even though we didn't know what it was for. There was an elderly janitor there that the students all loved, we called him Mr. Terry but I forget if that's his actual name. He's probably dead by now but he was a super sweet guy. Him & a younger janitor saw my friend & I playing there, they walk up to us & Mr. Terry says, "hi, I'd like two cheeseburgers & a side of fries." This had us laughing & we let them in on a little secret, us 6 year old girls, did not work there. Big shocker, I know. We still prepared them imaginary cheeseburgers because we didn't want to let them down.
    This I hope will forever be the only worth noting I don't work here lady story I will ever have. It's my favorite memory regarding Mr. Terry, he was such a great guy & I hope he continued to be great for the students that went there long after I was gone. Don't know what came of him but he was my favorite staff working there. He was pretty old in the 90's so like I said, he's probably dead by now & if through some miracle he's still alive, good on him, he deserves a long, happy life.

  • @filmandfirearms
    @filmandfirearms 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    10:42 Thank God her son and his wife have the sense to not end up like her or give even the slightest chance for their kid to do the same

  • @apexgym6515
    @apexgym6515 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Does anyone else find it hilarious that Rslash sounds incredibly smug at the start of the video. 🤭. Your entitled/bad guy voice is fricking spot on.....i hate the voice in a good way!!

  • @djwolfdragon3771
    @djwolfdragon3771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Don't mind me! I haven't been watching in awhile. Just letting the videos build up for one epic binge!

    • @heres.someart
      @heres.someart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love your name ❤🐺🐉

    • @djwolfdragon3771
      @djwolfdragon3771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@heres.someart Thank you❤

    • @heres.someart
      @heres.someart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@djwolfdragon3771 I have like the same name in everythong but TH-cam, I'm TheWolfDragon all the time and I've never seen someone with a name close to it 😂

    • @djwolfdragon3771
      @djwolfdragon3771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@heres.someart It's my everything name. From TH-cam to gaming

    • @lindsaysheffield
      @lindsaysheffield 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dj WolfDragon I do that with podcasts too. It makes me kinda sad when I get to the end of a binge and start having to wait like normal people.

  • @Parchisi2004
    @Parchisi2004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    For the longest time I had no idea what a Karen haircut looked like. Thanks for the image.

    • @howardsmith9342
      @howardsmith9342 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Google Images. Just sayin'...

    • @jacklow9611
      @jacklow9611 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I must state that I know some women who wear that haircut who are very nice and personable, so you might need some further clues to be able to tell for sure.

  • @leonardor-loaiza382
    @leonardor-loaiza382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    BUY!?
    I thought I could get it for free since I am a subscriber
    That is a verbal contract so you owe me a free hoodie

    • @JDStrogen91
      @JDStrogen91 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Neither you buy it or don't get it

    • @maricellamyers4731
      @maricellamyers4731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@JDStrogen91 It's a joke, you must be new here

    • @Photoshop5857
      @Photoshop5857 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jeffrey Strogen pls the door

  • @uthmanbaksh3530
    @uthmanbaksh3530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "You can talk to my boss on Sunday at the church."
    I'm amazed Karen didn't burst into flames at that moment!

  • @bokeptherock2311
    @bokeptherock2311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    Hot damn, Im really early almost as fast as Karen asking for the manager

    • @sptnvnm7119
      @sptnvnm7119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bokep The Rock under rated

    • @agreyplaugedr8747
      @agreyplaugedr8747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not early enough because they would be there 5 hours early

    • @rowanfernsler9725
      @rowanfernsler9725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      05member-Jonathan AHEM, AHEM, YES, WHERES THE MANAGER

    • @raresfinaleyt9932
      @raresfinaleyt9932 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *ALMOST*

    • @HaXD1209
      @HaXD1209 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Those are rookie number, you gotta *Lower* those number down

  • @axelcalderon9372
    @axelcalderon9372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Never in my life have I been satisfied with a merch plug until now

  • @kamdonmez2807
    @kamdonmez2807 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Sometimes pretending to be an employee and just being mean to Karens is hilarious

  • @ACGreyhound04
    @ACGreyhound04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:34 - “Corporate doesn’t have a phone”.
    Coming from a man of the cloth, this is the BEST line ever!!

  • @idanchen4934
    @idanchen4934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    3:2 LOL your channel image on the shirt looks like a slashed up Team Rocket capital R' 😂🤣

  • @gab.chronicles
    @gab.chronicles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    KAREN: *Let me speak to your manager*
    r/slash: *uno reverse*

  • @genderqueermercury
    @genderqueermercury 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:05
    Karen: let me in, LET ME IINNNNNNN

    • @2themoon863
      @2themoon863 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why am I hearing that to the tune of “Let It Go”???

  • @robbiepatrick6251
    @robbiepatrick6251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I used to work for a furniture shop owned by the salvation army and the boss there was an absolute legend. Any time someone tried to complain he would take out a bible and tell them to speak to HIS manager.

  • @julianvazquez3071
    @julianvazquez3071 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I'm a gamer
    G- please
    A- don't
    M- hate
    E- french
    R- potatoes

    • @sachiel5067
      @sachiel5067 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      WOW SO MuCh OrIGiNAlITy

    • @thestick1mooinacup972
      @thestick1mooinacup972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Julian Vazquez OHHH YESSSSS

    • @mrcheese8597
      @mrcheese8597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sachiel5067 french potatoes are my favorite potatoes

    • @arcadictic
      @arcadictic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Potato

    • @tavin6307
      @tavin6307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LiKe On ThAth CommEnt

  • @alinab462
    @alinab462 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Slam (breaks glass door.
    ) wuppsies I'll be going now... Whaaaaat your gonna arrest me!?!

    • @jennaeevee7115
      @jennaeevee7115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't know what I could have possiblely done to deserve this!

  • @justkibby5959
    @justkibby5959 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    I can't believe I'm awake early enough for my comment to be relevant

  • @shsltrash6685
    @shsltrash6685 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You know what’s the most disturbing thing to me? my family has distanced themselves from my father’s side of the family. From the many stories and experiences i have had with many of my relatives, they are very entitled and rude, like a whole family of Karens...
    thank god i’m not associated with them anymore!

  • @jonathandunn730
    @jonathandunn730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Hi rSlash,
    Thanks for your videos, they're enjoyable and they made me aware of the r/legaladvice subs. I have needed legal advice on a custody situation with my partner's family and it's proved helpful. Wouldn't know about it if you hadn't mentioned it in your vids, so thank you. It's really helped!

    • @ctbvon6383
      @ctbvon6383 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hope you won custody over whatever it was have a good day

  • @coolowenfilms9991
    @coolowenfilms9991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    A merch idea could be a black hoodie / top with the rslash logo in top left and on the back it could say my son deserves it

  • @memeliciousletmemesbrighte4150
    @memeliciousletmemesbrighte4150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Phone-TH-cam says "New rSlash Video", Computer TH-cam says "No new rSlash Video"...I hate you Computer-TH-cam

  • @Sarah-ly6bv
    @Sarah-ly6bv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    'i only have 1 question!!!'
    *'Let me talk to ur manager!!!'*
    😂😂😂

  • @salemarchive7631
    @salemarchive7631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That transition to the merch was clean 😂

  • @graceschastity
    @graceschastity 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    “i’m surprised the karen didn’t hiss and run away when she was confronted with a cross” now THAT is exactly why i’m subscribed to you, and not the other reddit channels. yours are entertaining, funny, and of course, amazing reddit posts.

  • @emeraldqueen1994
    @emeraldqueen1994 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:32 “I’m surprised Karen didn’t hiss when confronted with a cross...” So basically act like a vampire....

  • @jasongooden917
    @jasongooden917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The question Karen wanted to ask was “where is the manager”

  • @mikethor009
    @mikethor009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    In that last story...I simply wouldn't have picked up the phone. There, done.

  • @Robert08010
    @Robert08010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I went into a TD Bank to open a new account. Not knowing the procedure at this bank I got in line to speak to a teller. The teller said with a snotty tone, "I can't help you with that, sit over there." I should have seen that as a sign and fled the premises. While I sat waiting for assistance for over 15 minutes, three customer service reps were standing less than 5 feet from me arguing about which of them was going to go home early. When their bitch session broke up and I realized I was waiting because they were having a stupid argument amongst themselves, that's when my temperature began to rise. But I held back. I simply told the customer service rep I thought their customer service really needed work. He gave me he "Shhhh" sign with his finger over his lips. He acknowledged things were less than ideal there mostly due to the management style. As it was I only interacted with that bank 2 more times before closing my account.

  • @BedoTFD
    @BedoTFD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    Hey rSlash i have been watching ur channel for a long time now...
    So can i get ur channel please?
    And 100k cash would be decent. Thanks.

    • @scarlettthecheetah8668
      @scarlettthecheetah8668 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @OFFICIAL NICK BATTLE GROUNDS r/woooosh

    • @scarlettthecheetah8668
      @scarlettthecheetah8668 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@yunnyexx r/woooosh

    • @rowanfernsler9725
      @rowanfernsler9725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      NO, YOU DONT DESERVE 100K, I DO!!! MY NON EXISTENT CHILD DESERVES IT MORE THAN YOUR STUPID ENTITLED SELF

    • @itsajoke2790
      @itsajoke2790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OFFICIAL NICK BATTLE GROUNDS hahahahahaha

    • @MaryTheresa1986
      @MaryTheresa1986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I deserve this channel more than any of you because I have good grades!

  • @abigailphoenixthepaperaddi2501
    @abigailphoenixthepaperaddi2501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Every time I hear "ahem", I flinch and visibly shudder - directed at me or not.
    I was taught to politely, NICELY, say, "Pardon me, Ma'am (only if the woman is fully silver-haired)/Miss (any hair color other than natural silver/white)/Sir (hair color doesn't matter)... Do you work here?"
    Side note 1: As an adult, I was --finally-- diagnosed on the autism spectrum, thus the specifics of hair color for Ma'am/Miss - it always helps if I have specific rules to go by, thus easing my anxiety in social situations. All these "rules" that I learned were more by finally asking SPECIFIC questions of my parents after getting in trouble too many times for calling a woman in, say, her 40's with traces of silver hair a ma'am and having her lash out at me "Do I look OLD ENOUGH to be a ma'am? You should KNOW BETTER BY NOW!" Good grief, I was just trying to be polite.
    Side note 2, I am now VERY unsure of how to do this 'proper form of address' with non-binary and gender-fluidity having come into mainstream view, and I really do not wish to offend ANYONE... can someone tell me?? (TIA!)
    But I was never... EVER... to just go "Ahem". Its rude. It's demeaning. And... you sound like you have a dying frog in your throat.
    It's not THAT HARD to be POLITE - as my parents repeated to me MANY times: being polite is free, and when you show respect to others, you earn (never EXPECT) respect back. Start off wrong, and its much, MUCH more difficult to establish any sort of communication and/or respect - let alone getting what you ACTUALLY need - be it information, an item or even a discount (and the latter has its OWN long list of when, and when not, to request).
    Smh.

  • @FH4Player6397
    @FH4Player6397 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    My favourite videos to watch when I'm doing other things, today I'm playing MKWii custom tracks. Perfect combination!

    • @StormSliders
      @StormSliders 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love MKWii custom tracks!

    • @FH4Player6397
      @FH4Player6397 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@StormSliders ikr one of my favourite tracks is galaxy base! What's your favourite custom track?

    • @Dormonos
      @Dormonos 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It one of the best Mario kart games

  • @brittneypearson9022
    @brittneypearson9022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I really wish these has video footage with them. I’d be pissing myself in laughter right now 😆

  • @zerocalvin
    @zerocalvin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    today we learn that Karen is weak to Father... so thats mean Karen is an unholy creature of the night...

  • @MartyP26
    @MartyP26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The last one reminded me of Pretty Woman, when she said, "I can charge whatever I want. I'm not lost.." XD

  • @nes819
    @nes819 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When looking at that merch, i instantly hear the Team Rocket theme in my backhead.

  • @paden1865able
    @paden1865able 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When someone asks, "Do you know who I am", I usually ask if they need taken to the hospital for their amnesia.

  • @franklinonyeso8619
    @franklinonyeso8619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The first ladies question was probably about getting free art. All you r/slash subs will know about the artists curse

  • @janeyrevanescence12
    @janeyrevanescence12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I shared the chaplain story with a friend of mine (who is a priest). He laughed at your comment about the cross.

  • @leftmorningstar6954
    @leftmorningstar6954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    EM: My son needs your TH-cam Channel, he deserves it! He gets C- in every class!!!!
    r/slash: Not today lady...

    • @ssjtommiemilan1969
      @ssjtommiemilan1969 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      How could u be so rude my son don't even have to go to school and he still passes all his classes😂😂

    • @legostarwarsfan1662
      @legostarwarsfan1662 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      EM: I want to speak with your manager RSlash!!!

    • @JDStrogen91
      @JDStrogen91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You are not getting his TH-cam channel so back the hell off

  • @iamnoona5425
    @iamnoona5425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    03:10 - the glass-shattering question:
    "Where is the manager?"

  • @aceofspades7083
    @aceofspades7083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I have a question
    Have you ever encountered a wild Karen

  • @aniusers
    @aniusers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Deeeemn, That Chaplain is rocking that uniform.
    An effective Karen repellent

  • @VentressRose
    @VentressRose 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love your dramatic Karen voice😂 I've sent this to my friends🤣 your awesome dude😂

  • @tonykb2193
    @tonykb2193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    On another note, if you want to see the disapproving faces of your family when you go to church, when you do the holy water thing as you enter, pretend its like acid and just cry oh it burns it burns. Works every time.

  • @rice1298
    @rice1298 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Wow, this is the earliest I've been to any youtube channel. Heck yee.

  • @danachappell3861
    @danachappell3861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Chaplin one was hilarious!!! So nice to see the tables turned on a potty mouthed Karen. The "Do you kiss your children with that potty mouth" comment was the icing on the cake for me. hahahahahahahahahahaha

  • @roberth4727
    @roberth4727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That padre is fucking awesome!!! Iraq war veteran here!!✌️🇺🇸

    • @xryeau_1760
      @xryeau_1760 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you judging by the story is there more to that comment?

    • @xryeau_1760
      @xryeau_1760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@roberth4727 I can't help but imagine a bunch of old guys in a group talking to this one younger dude and swearing every sentence as casually as possible

    • @roberth4727
      @roberth4727 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Xryeau _ I can video it for you lol local VA, VFW, American Legion etc

    • @xryeau_1760
      @xryeau_1760 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@roberth4727 A full-on Veteran PodCast sounds pretty cool, but that's just a disassociated thought. Go for it!

    • @roberth4727
      @roberth4727 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Xryeau _ already done. Check out Vet tv

  • @ahh_yes_mr_bax
    @ahh_yes_mr_bax 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Curious…
    Im in my mid 30s and worked many different jobs over the years. Never once have i ever heard a lazy coworker use the “i dont work here” line to get out of helping a costumer.
    Has anyone ever heard an actual worker tell someone they dont work someone just to get out of doing work?

  • @grosshandsaremysalvation5632
    @grosshandsaremysalvation5632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Is it just me or does anyone else wanna know what his face looks like when he does the Karen voice?

  • @chrisjamesr77
    @chrisjamesr77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm totally a non-religious person, but the chaplain story is my favorite of all I've heard so far. "You can talk to my boss on Sunday" lol!

  • @signalpuke13
    @signalpuke13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Lol, the best way to promote your merch! XD

  • @strawberrysoulforever8336
    @strawberrysoulforever8336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    K: "YOU'RE THREATENING ME?"
    Me: What do you call "Help me or you're fired"?

  • @jojeli1316
    @jojeli1316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I'm suprised the Karen didn't hiss and run away when confronted by a cross"
    *I thought that was normal for everyone*

  • @dwoktheraynejonsohn4849
    @dwoktheraynejonsohn4849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:36 *laughs in Texan*

  • @heselofhephidiyiai5985
    @heselofhephidiyiai5985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:14
    You smooth [REDACTED]er

  • @samyar6800
    @samyar6800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Look!
    A Wild Karen With Their Defence Mechanism
    Defence Mechanism: **Screeeeeech**

  • @erikwithak6555
    @erikwithak6555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I have a feeling Rslash is about to start permanently talking like Karen for the rest of his life progressively sounding more entitled

  • @xXJaneRoseXx
    @xXJaneRoseXx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    91 degrees Fahrenheit. So hot. *Floridian’s laughing hysterically in the back*

    • @xXJaneRoseXx
      @xXJaneRoseXx 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes I know Florida isn’t the hottest place in the world, not even close. Florida’s highest recorded temperature is 109F/41C Degrees and the “hottest” place, Death Valley’s, highest temperature is 134F/56.7C. But dear god it’s hot here, especially with the average 83% in the morning and 61% in the afternoon humidity.
      I’m only saying true because every time I post a comment like this someone replies with “FLORIDA ISNT THAT HOT AJSHAHD”

  • @TheSolidMidgetOfficial
    @TheSolidMidgetOfficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    33C - Hot. Feels like 42c
    *laughs in Australian*

  • @Nikodymus
    @Nikodymus ปีที่แล้ว

    The GRAND reveal of the chaplain!! I LOVE IT SOOOO MUCH!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @QuackerzG
    @QuackerzG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    😂 that Karen needed Jesus

  • @nikolasdelrosario9176
    @nikolasdelrosario9176 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    One thing that I like is that there is no clickbait here. Just interesting and weird stories.

  • @arkamaji2957
    @arkamaji2957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Your merch looks like team rocket uniform

  • @naneneunmalklug4032
    @naneneunmalklug4032 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I work at an ER and right now it is very important to follow entry and exit protocol, more than ever. So we have one designated entry for the Ambulance arrivals with a shortcut to the high care rooms and one entry for the patients on foot, where they can first state their issue and then be sorted according to medical field and urgency.
    One day I was standing outsite expecting a very critical patient to arrive when a private car came and blocked the entry. I asked them to leave since this was the emergency route and he was blocking the lane for the expected ambulance. He stated that he was an emergency too since he could not get a shut eye all night and demanded to be treated instantly because he had very fragile health. I showed him the entry with the proper reception and he answered: "I know where all the others have to go. I don't think you know who I am, lady!" And I said: "You are right, but I know that I am the doctor who might be able to treat you once you got properly registered and AFTER you removed your car here, because your car can cost the other man's life if you don't move!"
    His chest and eyes doubled in size and he said: "I am the uncle of Mr BLAH and I demand that you treat me right now or I'll have you fired!" (BLAH being the nonmedical chief of the hospital I work for) and I mirrored his agape eyes and mouth and said: "Oh! Why didn't you say so at once! In that case, just park on the visitors parking lot and register where all the other ones do and you will be treated accordingly." The look on his face changed from a smug satisfaction to pure disbelief but I would not be budged and at that time the ambulance came, thankfully managed to maneuver around "Entitled uncle" and towards us waiting, after that I didn't see when and how that guy left and didn't give it much thought.
    A few weeks later my Chief physician called me and asked if I had denied that man treatment, since there had been a formal complaint and Mr BLAH contacted him to have me fired. Now, Mr BLAH does not hold any power to medical staff hiring or firing, and I simply stated that I assessed a failing circulary system due to heart attack a higher priority than an entitled yelling dude who moaned a sleepless night and my boss just smiled and said not to worry, good staff was hard to come by and this was not the first Entitled Uncle incident so he thanked me for keeping my calm, but to follow standard procedure he had to have a talk to me as a formality.
    To end my rant: Critical guy made it through as well, no thanks to Entitled Uncle.