r/Entitledparents Entitled Mommy Gets TEETH KNOCKED OUT!

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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  5 ปีที่แล้ว +10139

    OMG don't mess with OP's mom

    • @Kiwi.999.
      @Kiwi.999. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      HEY u make good videos, id ont need to read anymore

    • @jeremyho4284
      @jeremyho4284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      I LOVE UR VIDS SO MUCH PLEASE NOTICE ME

    • @UnkwownGhost
      @UnkwownGhost 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Notice me senpai

    • @gugo709
      @gugo709 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Esbeve

    • @Dre.14
      @Dre.14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      rSlash when i saw teeth knocked out i screamed OHHH YEAH

  • @Wuzzup129
    @Wuzzup129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7438

    A religious person who just broke several of the Ten Commandments.
    Talk about irony.

    • @-ZH
      @-ZH 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      Didn’t exactly specifically mention the religion

    • @LikesGamePlays
      @LikesGamePlays 5 ปีที่แล้ว +349

      @@-ZH well, op didnt but many religions have some kind of these rules. So either way. The SB is pretty likely to have broken them .
      Sry for my gramma, im not a native speaker

    • @nightmocha9345
      @nightmocha9345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      @@-ZH Thought OP mentioned SB was christian.

    • @shaereub4450
      @shaereub4450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      Yeah, What happen to love your neighbor as your self? Theft. Also hating someone is murder. In the bible (don't ask how).

    • @moxiefox2357
      @moxiefox2357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +400

      Honestly I hate that these people call themselves Christian and then tarnish the name making God's work in someone's life that much harder.
      I'm a Christian myself and that is no where near how we act. We may disagree with what some people do and or say but we don't belittle them, we stay in their life as a positive force so they will hopefully turn to God.
      We don't scream scripture at people and yell at them telling them they are going to Hell. Our God is a gentle God and won't force you to do anything you are not comfortable with.

  • @vihaze6725
    @vihaze6725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2677

    SB: I'm a child of GOD.
    OP's mom: Great. He's about to get custody of you.

    • @twistedtony82
      @twistedtony82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Vi Haze 😂😂😂😂

    • @Dragongirl764
      @Dragongirl764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Why does this not have more likes?

    • @Silksper
      @Silksper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      nah more like Satan, because she's far from just "falling short" of God's glory, and she's also plagued by sin, along with a "Christian(Or maybe Jewish)" narcissist. I'm ashamed of a woman like that plaguing the minds of others about what Christianity is, and that woman needs Jesus and the fucking Bible.

    • @Silksper
      @Silksper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      But anyways lmao y e s

    • @freenerdman7736
      @freenerdman7736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @kyledilbert6424
    @kyledilbert6424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5055

    Entitled Aunt: *records her daughter bullying OP*
    Mama Bear: “hippity hoppity your teeth are now my property”

    • @fin78_
      @fin78_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +317

      Your teeth are scattered all over my property

    • @RatMilker163
      @RatMilker163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Hippity hoppity your life is now my property

    • @joshwoods4665
      @joshwoods4665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Hippity hoppity your life is now hells property

    • @charitysherise20
      @charitysherise20 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @thevoid6115
      @thevoid6115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Hippity Hoppity You’re Teeth are Destroyed all over my Property

  • @panicwolf8586
    @panicwolf8586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    Aunt: Does something to the family.
    Family: "How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old lady!?"

    • @atherflame7626
      @atherflame7626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      XDXD

    • @kallithomas590
      @kallithomas590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Aunt: you're nAWT A chrisTIAN-AH! 🤣

    • @MetaKnight964
      @MetaKnight964 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kallithomas590 Where did that come from?

    • @kallithomas590
      @kallithomas590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@MetaKnight964 trading places or wife swap? It was with this big lady with short hair and calls herself 'the god warrior' it was wild 😂

    • @MikeFlamingo
      @MikeFlamingo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kallithomas590 Trading Spouses! Fox's answer to wife swap. Both shows actually got a meme family out of it. Trading Spouses got the God Warrior and Wife Swap got the Balloon Boy lol

  • @nerdking731
    @nerdking731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3206

    SB: Giving me the computer is the least you could do for being such Godless children.
    Thou shalt not steal: Am I a joke to you?

    • @laharl2k
      @laharl2k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Its not that she was extremely religious but that she was stupid as hell. It just happens that being stupid and a religious zealot usually go along.

    • @BlueOvals24
      @BlueOvals24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      LMAO When religious people don't even abide by what their book tells them.

    • @LuckyNova7
      @LuckyNova7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      When an agnostic/athiest is a better religious person than you

    • @Chris_schultze
      @Chris_schultze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Holy crap, the irony 🤣

    • @caressaagnespesch740
      @caressaagnespesch740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      TBH, people like that from any religion barely read their own book or just because they read a few lines from their book they think they're the "MoSt hOliEsT PerSOn in ThE wOrLD".

  • @christinawahlberg6805
    @christinawahlberg6805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2540

    Perfect response to confusion!!
    *shoves mashed potatoes into mouth*

    • @notapumpkin2996
      @notapumpkin2996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Hard question on test
      Me:* bring out lunch box
      Teacher: wut r u doing
      Me shoves mashed potatoe into mouth
      999999999iq tactic

    • @RedHairMechanic
      @RedHairMechanic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Mama bear protecting her cubs

    • @christinawahlberg6805
      @christinawahlberg6805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@notapumpkin2996
      Teacher: What? Why???
      William: *shovels food faster*

    • @bigcow3704
      @bigcow3704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yooooo
      That’s basicly murder

    • @shatzinorris1417
      @shatzinorris1417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      _That's litteraly how eastern France survived the occupation after the confusing German offensive_

  • @isaacandluxo5463
    @isaacandluxo5463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1630

    When the Entitled aunt complained to the dad about the sister calling her “a stuck up grunt” the dad should’ve said “why would I punish my daughter for telling the truth”

    • @magis1234
      @magis1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Why does this have only 6 likes?

    • @dinokirbo3956
      @dinokirbo3956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Took the words out of my mouth

    • @Kenny1one_2
      @Kenny1one_2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Since no one has said it

    • @Kenny1one_2
      @Kenny1one_2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      69 LIKES
      *NOICE*

    • @samuelding7854
      @samuelding7854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah

  • @vitopauwels6170
    @vitopauwels6170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    SB:” i’m gonna sue you”
    OP’s mom:” how can a corpse be speaking”

    • @BIGBLOCK5022006
      @BIGBLOCK5022006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Exactly. Can't file a lawsuit If SB and EK come up missing.

    • @Godzilladino
      @Godzilladino 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@BIGBLOCK5022006 Yup, how is someone who dissapeared after coming back to her sister's house going to sue her sister?

  • @aren4476
    @aren4476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2523

    Entitled Aunt: slaps child
    Also Entitled Aunt: why is there boss music?

  • @Sterl500
    @Sterl500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    When SB threatened to sue, I sincerely thought that OP's mom was gonna ask, "Can dead people sue the living?" Then stared SB into the ground. That. That would have been glorious.

    • @eldupont3095
      @eldupont3095 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      She was so stupid it probably would have flown over her head. Which is sad, cuz its a good one!

    • @lordofthememes6016
      @lordofthememes6016 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @Nathan-rb8hu
      @Nathan-rb8hu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      awesome

    • @thuyluong5925
      @thuyluong5925 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      it would've been better if it was the moment when mom said that just before she starts the beating

  • @jamesleadbeatter3632
    @jamesleadbeatter3632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    "Not knowing how to respond i just shoved mash potato in my mouth" what a legend

    • @ElficGuy
      @ElficGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      leadbeatter fishing I’d love to see that scene as a drawing

    • @samuelbonarrigo7520
      @samuelbonarrigo7520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ElficGuy more like a reference to death note: I take the mash poteto....... And Eat It(btw sorry for my English I'm a 16 year old italian and didn't have a course to speak/write english well)

    • @cadaver1179
      @cadaver1179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@samuelbonarrigo7520 Don't worry, your english is perfect 😊

    • @samuelbonarrigo7520
      @samuelbonarrigo7520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cadaver1179 kinda, thx anyway

    • @DubhghlasMacDubhghlas
      @DubhghlasMacDubhghlas 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@samuelbonarrigo7520 your english is good enough for government work, your hired. ;p

  • @Sinful_Solution
    @Sinful_Solution 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I didn't think that was an OVERreaction, I thought that was a severe UNDERreaction. If getting 4 teeth knocked out was the only thing that happened to her she got off very easy. You're mom is a badass! Not all heroes wear capes!

  • @fatlizard_
    @fatlizard_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +895

    "Not knowing how to respond, I just shoved mashed potato into my mouth"
    wow mood.

    • @Sammy.Olmsted
      @Sammy.Olmsted 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah that’s just my mood always

    • @pyromaniac2104
      @pyromaniac2104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Alien trying to fit in: I am regular human person and I am feeling the need to shove mashed potato into my mouth like normal human people do so I have come to your shop in order to acquire said potatoes to mash and stuff into my mouth because as we have previously established I am regular human person so would you allow me to purchase these fine potatoes of yours
      Cashier: dude you've paid just take the fucking potatoes
      (I spent far too long on this)

    • @areskprotonyt1468
      @areskprotonyt1468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Cha cha real smooth?

    • @genreboy3802
      @genreboy3802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I would do that I would focus on eating in a tense situation

    • @reemanoodle560
      @reemanoodle560 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What do u mean “not knowing” u clearly made the right call. The mashed potatoes had committed a hate crime and deserved death

  • @liiam7302
    @liiam7302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +652

    Her own aunt is assaulting her, just charge the aunt with:
    1. Assault/battery
    2. Child Engangerment
    3. Theft
    Also her stupid kid can go to jail for:
    1. Assault
    2. Theft

    • @whydoyawannaknow9724
      @whydoyawannaknow9724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      The aunt could also be charged with child abuse due to her attacking both OP and her sister

    • @chesh1rek1tten
      @chesh1rek1tten 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Tbf, the same applies to the rest of the family towards the aunt. The whole family is crazy violent

    • @elementalheroneos2757
      @elementalheroneos2757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like your tiger picture

    • @obiwankenobi8033
      @obiwankenobi8033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@chesh1rek1tten technically it is self defense, tho you're right the family is brutal

    • @geoffreygroditski7424
      @geoffreygroditski7424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also assault on a miner

  • @catherinevaldez8810
    @catherinevaldez8810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    Entitled aunts daughter: bullies op
    OP‘s mom: so you have chosen death

  • @joshwheeler9700
    @joshwheeler9700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    As far as I'm concerned OP's mom reaction was hardly an overreaction. She put Entitled Aunt in her proper place.

  • @_stardustcolors
    @_stardustcolors 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1431

    EK: **bullies OP and his siblings**
    SB: **recording whilst laughing**
    Mama Bear: **enters room**
    Megalovania: **intensifies**
    SB: Why do I hear boss music?

  • @scottrobinson3956
    @scottrobinson3956 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Entitled aunt: don’t f*** with me. I have the power of god and anime on my side.
    Mom: I’m about to end this woman’s whole career

    • @tanguman2
      @tanguman2 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      She went half kenshiro first then second time she did a thousand cracked fist on her butt

    • @evil56781
      @evil56781 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also Aunt: OH GO PLEASE NO,

    • @winderzombie3579
      @winderzombie3579 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mom: OH MAEWA MOOOOOOOH SHIIN LE IRU
      SB:NANIIII!?!???!????!??!!!

  • @sangsteppenwolf4965
    @sangsteppenwolf4965 5 ปีที่แล้ว +687

    Who else was cheering for OP's mom? Holy hell, she is the definition of "Mama Bear"

    • @iy4d665
      @iy4d665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      when hell broke loose i started cheering fight fight fight

    • @michirukururugi2313
      @michirukururugi2313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      that souds alot like my girlfriend, very protective of her friends and family in a savage way

    • @marleybjamn4378
      @marleybjamn4378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sang Steppenwolf Justice fucking served

    • @jimmmyjohns2853
      @jimmmyjohns2853 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was hoping for a spot for her face in the counter every time she does something entitled

    • @sakazu2576
      @sakazu2576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was hoping that their entire family would beat the ever loving shi(no) out of SB and EK. That Mom is like me and my brother WE GIVE NO SHI(no)S

  • @d.phantomfan1216
    @d.phantomfan1216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Last story: I don't think mom was too hard. Because if I had kids and that happened to them, That woman would have lost all her teeth.

    • @cyanideytcuriousseadoggo
      @cyanideytcuriousseadoggo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well in that story there would be a murder of 2 Stupid Morons would have turned myself in for if I was there.-Cyanide Yt

    • @TheEPICMarioBros2
      @TheEPICMarioBros2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      if I were OP's mom, after the table thing, I would use a tablesaw to give her a fresh new hairdo.

    • @mtpstudios3179
      @mtpstudios3179 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same. And her fingers.

  • @termitewaldo1856
    @termitewaldo1856 5 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    OP's mom is the scariest person I've ever heard of. I laughed everytime she beat the crap out of the Aunt

    • @crowdemon_archives
      @crowdemon_archives 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      She's the kind of person I'll prefer to be on the friendlier side lol

    • @larsmulder3050
      @larsmulder3050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      She's the kind of person who can hit Sans before he gets tired

    • @chaneldennis4662
      @chaneldennis4662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      wooorrddddddd!!!!! after hearing so many stories of entitled karens getting away with being such b*****s the sweet feeling of hearing a karen getting f****d up is truly glorious and just breathtaking. By farrrr one of my favourite entitled parents stories!!!!!!!!

    • @rfxkingflex434
      @rfxkingflex434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thankfully I haven't seen my mom actually go this hard in a fight yet(yes I've seen my mother fight, not a pretty sight)

    • @shadowkingleo7776
      @shadowkingleo7776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      she went absolute mamma bear mode and did not hold back

  • @Chris_schultze
    @Chris_schultze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    12:17 “Some might call this an extreme overreaction”
    I think it’s a perfect reaction to something like this.

    • @Roamingfirebat
      @Roamingfirebat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Captain Random I bet that’s exactly how I would act

    • @ranjanbiswas3233
      @ranjanbiswas3233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rick wussy people would call this an extreme overreaction, not majority.

    • @alfonzog_music
      @alfonzog_music 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Underreaction

    • @Chris_schultze
      @Chris_schultze 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      AlfonzoG AUS I agree

    • @unregistered_profile
      @unregistered_profile 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      a bad reaction if you're trying to raise a kid and don't wanna spend some of their childhood in jail

  • @Name_Nah00
    @Name_Nah00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    rSlash: *Trying to do voice over*
    Yugo: "I'm about to improve this whole man's career."

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yugo*

    • @Name_Nah00
      @Name_Nah00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thehiddenninja3428 Always heard it as Hugo, oops lol.

    • @paden1865able
      @paden1865able 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That dog is awesome!

  • @gracedicken8708
    @gracedicken8708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I love how the rest of the family just let the Aunt and kid complain and have tantrums but that one section of the family has no chill and will not hesitate to attack and kill them both.

  • @evanwarner3727
    @evanwarner3727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +650

    Yugo: *makes a sound*
    Rslash: dog...
    Yugo: ThIs Is ThE SoNg Of My PeOpLe

  • @bannerturtoise1219
    @bannerturtoise1219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1522

    During the last incident story, I'm imagining OP's mum like a super saiyan, and the cousins built like JoJo characters.

    • @thesymbiotenation.4552
      @thesymbiotenation.4552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Op's Mom is Kefla, and the cousins are Joseph and Jonathan.

    • @atherflame7626
      @atherflame7626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      OP’s mother is like my head cannon for Janus from sander sides who will not take anyone’s crap especially if they mess with children because I believe he is a momceit. He will not hesitate to throw hands and he might be the smallest but he is also the most terrifying when pissed, but your comparison is more accurate

    • @codyscott862
      @codyscott862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      All i hear when it says there was a thud was the super smash bros announcer yelling GAME!

    • @tusk_luvs_men
      @tusk_luvs_men 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hell yeah jojo

    • @da_weirdone
      @da_weirdone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@thesymbiotenation.4552 I love this so much

  • @classyrobot5648
    @classyrobot5648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    This person, her mother, I respect them. From the sound of it, the entitled "aunt" had it coming for years. That was CATHARTIC to listen to.

    • @blackdemonknight
      @blackdemonknight ปีที่แล้ว

      The entire story was us seeing at the entitled aunt lost all her standing and influence in the family

  • @MrNtlman
    @MrNtlman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    “Yugo, you done?”
    Yugo: I am never done hooman

    • @Makeify
      @Makeify 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Och

  • @Rispy
    @Rispy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +759

    Rslash: starts talking
    Dog: "im about to end this whole mans career"

  • @TheMrskmt
    @TheMrskmt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    GIVE THE MOTHER OF OP IN STORY 3 A BEST MOTHER OF THE YEAR AWARD!!!
    SHE KNOWS HOW TO DEFEND HER CHILDREN!

    • @nicolereynolds7074
      @nicolereynolds7074 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hell yeah dude she is a fucking God

    • @pressurizere9747
      @pressurizere9747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Round of Applause for 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🙌🙌🙌🙌

    • @Bread_Den
      @Bread_Den 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      V B did you just say Aunt May (enter annoying emoji) 😏.

  • @banglestage3586
    @banglestage3586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love whenever he introduces the puppybloopers, his tone changes to one only pet lovers can understand. The tone of pure serotonin and love lol

  • @JuhnuZ
    @JuhnuZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    SB: I'm a Christian!
    The Ten Commandments: “Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s goods.”
    Also SB: Attends a family reunion and makes her daughter steal a computer...

    • @scr8846
      @scr8846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      The Ten Commandments: "Are we a joke to You?"

    • @prdarlin
      @prdarlin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Love does no harm to a neighbor. Therefore love is the fulfillment of the law.
      Romans 13:10
      I'm guessing SB didn't read the New Testament.

    • @TheCool_Guy23
      @TheCool_Guy23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Another reason why religion is a cancer on humanity and that religious people are the literal worst.

    • @sakurafan000
      @sakurafan000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@TheCool_Guy23 nope

    • @ToaArcan
      @ToaArcan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      America is home to some _amazingly_ un-Christian Christians.

  • @randomnuke4005
    @randomnuke4005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    SB: **slaps Kid**
    **mother materializes from behind and rips her spleen out with her bare hands**

    • @2themoon863
      @2themoon863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Eye for an eye: Kid gets one free shot at Entitled Aunt (and Entitled Kid).

    • @VRDejaVu
      @VRDejaVu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "(...) with her BEAR hands (...)"

    • @blueguy8735
      @blueguy8735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yippity yeen, I now own your spleen

    • @Chiloutus
      @Chiloutus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      DOOM MOM HAS ENTERED THE FACILITY

    • @thelordofthelostbraincells
      @thelordofthelostbraincells 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      omaiwa mo shindeiru

  • @t.abellard6280
    @t.abellard6280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    17:51
    R/Slash : It was Christmas Eve-
    Dog: *gasp* CHRISTMAS EVE! JINGLE BELLS!

    • @pressurizere9747
      @pressurizere9747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      rSlash:it was Christmas Eve-
      Me:0_0 Da day,Jesus Harold Christ was born
      Edit: Actually the day before Jesus’ birthday

    • @snowflowtheninetailedfox8239
      @snowflowtheninetailedfox8239 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL

    • @damtrimontgomery9069
      @damtrimontgomery9069 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      She stole she lied she even made here own kid Steal this is why I'm atheist but I have to hide it from my mon

  • @plebron8534
    @plebron8534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    SB: attacks OP
    OP mom: *it's free real estate*

  • @PlantagenetRose
    @PlantagenetRose 5 ปีที่แล้ว +687

    To entitled “religious” people.
    Jesus treated every single person he came across as an EQUAL. Not once did he act superior.

    • @ApersonIguess-rb6fu
      @ApersonIguess-rb6fu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      So true as a Christian you deserve a like for that amazing comment

    • @unkarsthug4429
      @unkarsthug4429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      More than that, He acted subservient to others, despite being better than them.

    • @CesarGonzalez-te6ek
      @CesarGonzalez-te6ek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Then why the hell did he T-Pose on all his haters before he died?

    • @ApersonIguess-rb6fu
      @ApersonIguess-rb6fu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@CesarGonzalez-te6ek I don't get it

    • @sandworm4579
      @sandworm4579 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ApersonIguess-rb6fu he means when he was being crucified i think.

  • @syylizz
    @syylizz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    Dam.
    A religous person breaking more than ONE commandment. Talk about being Godly huh.

    • @nicholaslokos7949
      @nicholaslokos7949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ikr?

    • @krel7160
      @krel7160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Do unto others as you would have them do unto you, thou shalt not steal.. thou shalt not covet.. Yeah, the hypocrisy is real in that one. I can safely say that as someone who considers himself to be religious, there'd be a few choice scriptures thrown about at SB if I were thrown into a circumstance like that.

    • @willsmith9199
      @willsmith9199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yeah it's almost like she isnt christian and shes using it as a sheild to be an a-hole rather than following what Jesus taught 🤔

    • @blablub7897
      @blablub7897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That's like most of this over-religious people... Makes me sad and really really pissed because that's what most people think that Christians are like lol

    • @kyanite1434
      @kyanite1434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It happens, but it seems EP hasn’t acknowledged her mistakes. Obviously Christians break commandments too, but we should try to overcome the sin

  • @HaXD1209
    @HaXD1209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    "Are you gonna pray?"
    "Well yes but actually no"
    *Shoves whole mashed potato into mouth*
    *[Cofused screaming]*

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      “Yes, I will prey on you. Start running.”

    • @InvaderBeann
      @InvaderBeann 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chunkboi amazing

    • @quackenbush.
      @quackenbush. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nguyen Duc Hung
      SB: Why can't you just be normal?
      OP: *"Godless" screaming*

  • @EliteFreeman
    @EliteFreeman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    SB: "My child is a godly child"
    Me: How many cases did you need to open to get that rarity?

  • @dart.115
    @dart.115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    OP's mom is my favorite character. She had the guts to do what I've been wanting to 😂

    • @GeomeTeamCraft
      @GeomeTeamCraft 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah lol

    • @larrypaley4572
      @larrypaley4572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Top 10 satisfying moments

    • @WillnaLagingThirdwheel
      @WillnaLagingThirdwheel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am so happy at what happend to sb and ek they so deserved what happend

    • @FutureGohanGlazer
      @FutureGohanGlazer 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think she can falcon punch su then op yells captain savage ultra instinct mom

  • @samzou6255
    @samzou6255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    EA+EK: tries to steal pc
    dad+2 cousins: walks up stairs
    EA: why do i hear boss music?!

    • @ichigokage
      @ichigokage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Nah the boss music is for that Mom. She don't play.

    • @The_Gentleman_Blacksmith
      @The_Gentleman_Blacksmith 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      The Aunt didn't even get health potions. Clearly she was playing on hard mode.

    • @3pleYT
      @3pleYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      EA then roached out

    • @user-ww3js8ci7d
      @user-ww3js8ci7d 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      EB*

    • @justj656
      @justj656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Megalovania intensifies

  • @dragonshadow1429
    @dragonshadow1429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +533

    Did anyone else laugh their butt off when OP's mom started going ham on SB at the end of the story? Cause I did😂

    • @tanguman2
      @tanguman2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You ever see cartoon Bravestar? I could just imagine mommas eyes suddenly glow yellow as she shouted STRENGTH OF THE BEAR as she roared and tackled SB

    • @anubis9151
      @anubis9151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      i was sad to hear that she only got a bruised eye and a few scratches, i would beat the crap out of her and called the police, she literally attacked TWO kids, and PLANNED a robbery, btw, premeditated offences are far worse from the regular counter parts as far as i know, talking about legal wise.

    • @WhimsicalNessa
      @WhimsicalNessa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Right?! Talk about BAMF status.

    • @RatMilker163
      @RatMilker163 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dragonheart142 me

    • @daltooinewestwood6380
      @daltooinewestwood6380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      First time I’ve ever had the hots for a mom

  • @Antivaguenesssociety
    @Antivaguenesssociety 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The dad in the first story taking care of his kid is so sweet 😌

  • @joanhill230
    @joanhill230 5 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    Hugo:
    *Whines*
    RSlash:
    Can I help you?
    😂

    • @ABteam1009
      @ABteam1009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *yugo

    • @honeybadgerstudios8877
      @honeybadgerstudios8877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yugo

    • @elisabethheiman2104
      @elisabethheiman2104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yugo be like "Love me and pay attention to me!"

    • @SanAntonioSpursfan_
      @SanAntonioSpursfan_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yugo be like no EPs or EKs shall hurt my best friend

    • @cjsworld4341
      @cjsworld4341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahahahahahahaha I just read this and he said that at the same time I read it hahahahaha

  • @IronicBee
    @IronicBee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +781

    OP's mom vs Thanos
    Local news reports: a very angry grape with armor has been found dead with multiple teeth reduced to atoms
    *OOF*

    • @mariap8210
      @mariap8210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      A FUCJING GRAPE IM WHEEZING

    • @Gamrrtron
      @Gamrrtron 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      im ded inside

    • @moonking3057
      @moonking3057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Thanos with all six infinity stones: *snaps* turns OP in to dust.
      OP’s Mom: how dare you.
      Thanos: why do I hear boss battle music.
      5 minutes later: Thanos has been reported killed by mother who had their kid dusted by thanos.

    • @mariap8210
      @mariap8210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Gamrrtron
      Nobody:
      Fake depressed niggas: **your comment**

    • @camroberts55
      @camroberts55 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lel

  • @tra3h748
    @tra3h748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Entitled aunt: your daughter said mean things to me!
    Dad: Go tell your husband about it... Oh wait

    • @FuntimeBacon
      @FuntimeBacon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙪𝙚𝙙-

    • @gabopr1365
      @gabopr1365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YO HOLY SHIT SHE DEAD!

    • @gabopr1365
      @gabopr1365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This comment wins

    • @molly-molly925
      @molly-molly925 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *-1500 health*

  • @RandomGuy-nr4ck
    @RandomGuy-nr4ck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    SB: *slaps kid*
    mom: so you have chosen...death

    • @molly-molly925
      @molly-molly925 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Why am I hearing boss music"

  • @sallywinston5305
    @sallywinston5305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Gets four teeth knocked out and comes back for more...absolutely insane
    The Op's mom is crazy awesome and the aunt is just crazy crazy.

    • @Amyg665
      @Amyg665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The aunt is way pass crazy

    • @HaXD1209
      @HaXD1209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She came back for more money from Teeth Fairy

    • @molly-molly925
      @molly-molly925 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HaXD1209 Aunt: *stonks!*

  • @orangeleaf2236
    @orangeleaf2236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    the sb part was blood boiling but when the mom dragged her by the hair i never left so happy

    • @allieddesigns2341
      @allieddesigns2341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LEEJONES r/youngpeopleyoutube

    • @4swordsluver
      @4swordsluver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      r/ihavereddit

    • @Elliot-the-queer
      @Elliot-the-queer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What is that profile pic? It's great

    • @gentlegiant6585
      @gentlegiant6585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      YEP! Felt the same. All warm and fuzzy inside 😊. SB bout to get a good ol' fashioned ASS WHOOPING 😁😎!

    • @gdmobilerobtop6661
      @gdmobilerobtop6661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@allieddesigns2341 how the fk is is youngpeopleyoutube

  • @catzgaming1857
    @catzgaming1857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    6:00
    I'm saying this as a Christian:
    These kind of people are the reasons that people like me get a bad rap. Please understand, most of us aren't like that.

    • @scr8846
      @scr8846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      It´s ok, It´s not your fault

    • @theclassyxenomorph1301
      @theclassyxenomorph1301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      As an atheist, I have massive respect for religious people. I understand why people are religious, and often sympathize with them. It truly is sad to see what is most of the time a peaceful lifestyle turn into mayhem.

    • @someguy2297
      @someguy2297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I can't believe how stupid people like SB give religion a bad reputation it saddens me people like SB I call fake Christians I myself is atheist but at least I can respect religion but not those fake religious people that claim to be religious.

    • @mattprater8828
      @mattprater8828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@someguy2297 and @ the classy xenomorph. Glad you both can respect those that choose to be religious. You may not agree with that choice, but you don't let it bug you. I choose to be religious (but don't attend any church) and generally keep it a private matter. Letting people have autonomy over their own beliefs is refreshing. In other words: thank you for having common courtesy.

    • @mirzahamzabaig5667
      @mirzahamzabaig5667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I'm a muslim and I know how you guys feel lol.. we go through this a lot too.

  • @buntingism
    @buntingism 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Didn't realize how great i had it growing up with my family, until i started listening to rSlash. Thanks man!

  • @snakanter
    @snakanter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    EK- *attempts to steel computer*
    EK- *gets caught*
    SB- wE dEsErVe It MoRe ThAn YoOoOoOu!
    Persuasion- Nat 1

    • @ThatOneGuy-wr8rh
      @ThatOneGuy-wr8rh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Modifiers:
      Reputation: -8
      Direct opposition to your religion: -3
      Charisma: -2
      Total roll: -12

    • @kirkdyteo993
      @kirkdyteo993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Persuasion should be -100

    • @magiv4205
      @magiv4205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mom, a Bear Totem barbarian: I... Would like... To rage. *crits*

    • @arcaneblitzer1143
      @arcaneblitzer1143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Roll a Save You Rolled A Nat 20

    • @75flash
      @75flash 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love you guys!

  • @graciea.d9322
    @graciea.d9322 5 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    SB: **slaps child**
    OP’s mom: **megalovania plays in the background as she enters the room**

    • @MrOof-ob8uw
      @MrOof-ob8uw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      YOU WANNA HAVE A BAD TOM?

    • @alexzandervanover9728
      @alexzandervanover9728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MrOof-ob8uw that is funny

    • @alexzandervanover9728
      @alexzandervanover9728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@MrOof-ob8uw it should be DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A BAD TIME

    • @cookieloo
      @cookieloo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alexzandervanover9728 You don't get it

    • @stupiddreamsyt2955
      @stupiddreamsyt2955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gracie A.D MOGOLOVANIA

  • @SMAXZO
    @SMAXZO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    12:32 Extreme over reaction? Nah...that's Mama Bear protecting her cubs.

    • @issumusi
      @issumusi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      People who havent got kids/close family may see this as an overreaction, but mother instincts are wild, mate.

  • @ellengabel
    @ellengabel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    That’s just the saddest thing ever to make your daughter act the way she did. Her mom brainwashed her daughter and now she doesn’t have much family left. If the daughter gets older I hope she will see all her mistakes and apologize for her actions. I feel like they need a lot of therapy to see what actions the aunt caused.

  • @a_great_punnyguy4393
    @a_great_punnyguy4393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    SB on the 2nd floor: *slaps child*
    Mother, Father, and 2 elder cousins on the 1st floor: *ENRAGED BEAR NOISES*

    • @RandomTrinidadian
      @RandomTrinidadian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ready to Die by Andrew W K starts to play

    • @sagethegenshinaddict
      @sagethegenshinaddict 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      She has chosen death or to put it in a polite way EhEm you have chosen the extreme punishment due to your actions in which you may or may not see daylight again

    • @brandonfarley2228
      @brandonfarley2228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Im trying to figure out why the stupid aunt was so confident of what she was doing

    • @okulltra
      @okulltra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *inserts(dont touch the child)Mr.pelo "underpants" audio*

    • @nickmarshall3450
      @nickmarshall3450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@brandonfarley2228 Right, you think having her teeth knocked out would have stuck

  • @AudTheGod
    @AudTheGod 5 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    RSLASH: *breathes*
    Yugo: *BARRROOOO RERMMRERRMM SQUEAK SQUEAK JINGLE JINGLE*

    • @deggo9925
      @deggo9925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      RSLASH probably loves puppy bloopers as much as we do

    • @kaitym10
      @kaitym10 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao

  • @DarthGordo327
    @DarthGordo327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1997

    SB: I'm am a Christian!
    Me and real Christans: she not affiliated with us

    • @ranjanbiswas3233
      @ranjanbiswas3233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      SHE IS,but you guys can banish her. Don't say that she is not affiliated with you. But She is just a crazy extremist.

    • @OctaviousNight
      @OctaviousNight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Ranjan Biswas banish her to the 9th circle

    • @christinawahlberg6805
      @christinawahlberg6805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      SB: I'm a Christian!
      Me, also, a Christian: And what part of christianity do you follow...? The crusades?

    • @joe6go
      @joe6go 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Ranjan Biswas the term isnt banish.
      T h e t e r m i s E X C O M M U N I C A T I O N

    • @epiccheeseman42069
      @epiccheeseman42069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      EXACTLY how I feel as a Christian. People like sb make us all look crazy

  • @MrJamestheanimal
    @MrJamestheanimal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen!"

  • @creeperbrine2977
    @creeperbrine2977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    He FOUND it in your backyard.
    Ok, and I FOUND it in his hands.

    • @deadhawk7179
      @deadhawk7179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      On his corpse

    • @nexotin636
      @nexotin636 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LOGIC 100

    • @stredst3594
      @stredst3594 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Im fucking dying

    • @evil56781
      @evil56781 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alright Well, i FOUND it at the store

    • @aliahsan8837
      @aliahsan8837 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Creeper,aw man

  • @patrickmcgregor5168
    @patrickmcgregor5168 5 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    I honestly love Mama Bear vs Entitled Mom stories

    • @The-Omega-Blade
      @The-Omega-Blade 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      just start playing some dark souls theme and it's basically the same thing

    • @shtingstrs8367
      @shtingstrs8367 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      But the last one's mother is a straight up criminal

    • @anubis9151
      @anubis9151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@shtingstrs8367 not really, it was justified, if erything said is true and they aren't omiting important parts at least, i would go as far to say that it's not enough punish untill she AT LEAST learns to not do it and that's the minimum.

    • @komedi8902
      @komedi8902 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed

    • @shtingstrs8367
      @shtingstrs8367 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anubis9151 I dont really agree

  • @erika.f
    @erika.f 5 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    r/: gotta record this voiceover
    yugo: not on my watch

  • @brycequigley1950
    @brycequigley1950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Bible: "Blessed are the peace makers, for thiers is the kingdom of God."
    SB: That sign won't stop me cause I can't read!

  • @akesan2374
    @akesan2374 5 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    SB : Give me the computer,that's the least you can do for being godless children
    **Rivers In The Desert intensifies**
    OP's Mom : Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru.
    SB: NANI?!

    • @mihailis6353
      @mihailis6353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I so knew someone already did it.

    • @PhoenixBlazer39
      @PhoenixBlazer39 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Renent 370HSSV Nah, SB isn't worthy of Rivers in the Desert. Give her the panicked Sweatshop noise instead.

    • @Warlordalexi
      @Warlordalexi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *explosion of blood and guts all over the area*

    • @a.j.mcnulty8381
      @a.j.mcnulty8381 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PhoenixBlazer39 give her the Giorno theme

    • @PhoenixBlazer39
      @PhoenixBlazer39 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@a.j.mcnulty8381 Muda muda, Karen. YOU'LL NEVER REACH THE TRUTH OF THE MANAGER

  • @bonegirl5852
    @bonegirl5852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I love how protective OP's mom is. I'm the same way with my nieces since I don't have any children except for the furry kind. Proud mom of three spoiled dogs!

  • @Rorygloryhole
    @Rorygloryhole 5 ปีที่แล้ว +619

    "and I YANKED the bike out of his hands"
    *in my brain:
    Dad grabbing bike from kid: *Y E E T*

    • @fartgod9992
      @fartgod9992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Baby Bitch wait a minute that’s not how a yeet works i’m calling the cops

    • @ghoulishgrl
      @ghoulishgrl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      steamedbun yeah a better word would’ve been “YOINK” 😂

    • @bryndaloobryndaloo6805
      @bryndaloobryndaloo6805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Baby Bitch imagine xd

    • @Rorygloryhole
      @Rorygloryhole 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@fartgod9992 IM NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL

    • @comicalcatastrophe1865
      @comicalcatastrophe1865 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The mom yeetus, from enemy fetus.

  • @ssangdongijari
    @ssangdongijari 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    rSlash: It was Christmas Eve and-
    dog: jingles like there is no tomorrow

  • @frog3262
    @frog3262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    When the entitled Karen said “he found it it’s his” I probably would have said “i found you kid in my backyard, he’s my kid now.”
    Pro would have gotten in trouble. Thank god I don’t experience and entitled people ever.

    • @thenormalplatypus3514
      @thenormalplatypus3514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      69 You have just jinxed yourself and will experience people so entitled it’s written on their birth certificate

    • @ahstiasummers5583
      @ahstiasummers5583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I’ll bet that she would pop a vein screaming about “wHAt KinD oF BaCKwArdS LoGic iS thAT?”

    • @princessmarthajandio
      @princessmarthajandio 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would've look at her in the face and said, "Oh, look! I found a maid on my front door. Come inside and start on the livingroom."
      I would then list the cleaning items I want her to use until she snapped and then I point out her hypocrisy.

  • @TheJesterCW
    @TheJesterCW 5 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    rSlash: Another incident-
    Yugo: *OMG, ANOTHER INCIDENT!!*

  • @DW-ip8ky
    @DW-ip8ky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    rSlash: It was Christmas Eve and -
    Yugo: I'm making Christmas noises for your video :)

    • @Colaman112
      @Colaman112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "I'm helping"

    • @Zaodin
      @Zaodin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      rSlash: But I already have noise's ready.
      Yugo: well here is more!

  • @katalyst9653
    @katalyst9653 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The last story sounds like my parents. They showed up 6 hours late and raved on and on about how much I cost them for "attention". I totally get the part about not realizing just how abusive your parents are. When I say things to my husband he sometimes gets this look on his face and says "uhhhh no thats not normal"
    I hope youre doing better OP

  • @snugbreezy4523
    @snugbreezy4523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Mom was a badass!!!! I love her already!!

  • @rachelsilzle8722
    @rachelsilzle8722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    the second story was weirdly heartwarming. like, i love how protective op’s mom was, and all the siblings sticking up for each other was amazing.

    • @saifaddeenal-manaseer6325
      @saifaddeenal-manaseer6325 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree, but someone getting their teeth knocked out and in another incident a blue eye is way over the top. The word "trash" comes to mind.

    • @andrewmah2962
      @andrewmah2962 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have to say, it's hard to believe that OP's mom and her sister had the same parents

    • @andregon4366
      @andregon4366 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@saifaddeenal-manaseer6325 No, not really.

    • @SGHmemories
      @SGHmemories 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I found it more sad than anything. Sick, toxic family members leave memories of violence and things said that can never be taken back. That's always sad to me.

    • @mkzhero
      @mkzhero 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      >Have crazy bitch around to the point you get a restraining order
      >come to a party with her, leave your kids with her.
      >escalate her verbal abuse to CRIMINAL ASSAULT to protect your kids (even though YOU where stupid enough to bring and keep her around them)
      >keep same crazy person around even after that, now with a bigger grudge (if she'd be crazier she could have killed one of the kids too!)
      >have to save your kids from her again (major surprise!)
      "Protective"
      You'd applaud people who take their kids to a war zone too, because they're 'protective' of them there?

  • @olikaye2992
    @olikaye2992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    rSlash: *tries to say something*
    Dog: *interrupts*
    rSlash: *mildly disappointed, very quiet* Dog....

  • @xxartimisxx
    @xxartimisxx ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Puppy bloopers had me smiling because that’s what my dog does to me 😂 I want to draw? Nope, my dog whines in no attention. I want to do something on my laptop? Nope, gotta pay attention to my dog who acts like she never gets attention. I want to play video games and sprawl out on the couch, actively inviting my dog to cuddle? Nah man, she’s good on attention lol. I love her so much XD

  • @bruhtasty
    @bruhtasty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Puppy bloopers: *Exist*
    Me: "Because that's what heroes do."

  • @ceo_of_ratnco
    @ceo_of_ratnco 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    That story was long but totally worth it.
    I almost lost it when I heard that their mom talked the aunt.
    10/10

  • @guardianofthefourthwall
    @guardianofthefourthwall 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    That second story... holy crap that was a ride.
    I have a lot of respect for that mother. Putting someone who's that much of a piece of trash (who was supposed to be FAMILY) in their place honestly deserves a ton of respect.

    • @burmessafox3939
      @burmessafox3939 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Im surprised the bitch didnt sue the mother

    • @mr.r_theodd1686
      @mr.r_theodd1686 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      0 respect for those little poop stains.

  • @purplewolfranger22
    @purplewolfranger22 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh god that's a mother who deserves the award for mother of a lifetime. Bravo wonderful mother.

  • @KimsWeirdChannel
    @KimsWeirdChannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    When she threw her whole plate out someone should have said “Aw that’s a shame. God wanted you to enjoy that.” (I’m not super religious, but people deserve religious freedom without someone telling them what to believe.)

    • @mbr5742
      @mbr5742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      As a teacher once explained to us: Religious freedom also means you can choose to be free from religion (Religionsfreiheit erlaubt auch die Wahl frei von Religion zu sein)

    • @daphneross2845
      @daphneross2845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mbr5742 Sehr Weise von dir

    • @mbr5742
      @mbr5742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@daphneross2845 Eigentlich vom Lehrer. Aber ja, der war jemand der gelehrt war und gelehrt hat

    • @panicwolf8586
      @panicwolf8586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is this the language of the gods I've heard so much about?

    • @bladerunner3314
      @bladerunner3314 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, a lot of fundies think religious freedom means they have the freedom to do whatever they want.

  • @ebidy
    @ebidy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    I love that puppy bloopers you went--
    "Yugo?"
    "Yugo?"
    "Yugo."
    "Dog"
    "Dog."

    • @JeremyRedus
      @JeremyRedus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hotel?
      Trivago.

  • @zaramintheequanimous
    @zaramintheequanimous 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Entitled humans : "OUR WORD ARE LAW"
    OP moms : *Insert Smackdown* But I am LAW ...

    • @4lphab3t4
      @4lphab3t4 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      OP's family name is Dredd

    • @jagged1725
      @jagged1725 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I *AM* the marketing department

  • @Dr.Sho_Minamimoto
    @Dr.Sho_Minamimoto ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:11 “found” the bike…..
    not bought, not traded, not repaired a broken bike but, *”FOUND”* a bike.
    I’ve had things I’ve lost stolen from me using the “finders keepers” “””rule””” but the audacity of this kid nicking a bike and then running to his mom to try and forcefully steal it again leaves me absolutely gobsmacked.

  • @delphinium1989
    @delphinium1989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    SB: *starts recording as ek yells insults*Haha haha
    *distant rumbling fron deep below the surface of the earth*
    EK: Mommy... What is that? I'm scared mommy!
    SB: no... It cant be...
    OPs mom: WHOMST HAS AWAKENED THE UNDERTAKER
    SB: NO!!!!!!!
    OPs Mom:* Bodyslams sb and ek at the same time*

    • @kirkdyteo993
      @kirkdyteo993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Golden

    • @jaleelwalker219
      @jaleelwalker219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Welcome to ksd Karin smack down

    • @gizzardsnatcher
      @gizzardsnatcher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I heard and saw the lights go off and that fucking deep bell in my head reading this... queue the organs and that’s how you know the shit has hit the fan.

    • @uziahthames4049
      @uziahthames4049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Best comment

    • @JewelWildmoon
      @JewelWildmoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Someone please animate this xD

  • @RedCrusader-ph2vk
    @RedCrusader-ph2vk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    Entitled Mom: is a crazy religious Christian
    Also Entitled Mom: does the least Christian things possible
    Me: *[VISIBLE CONFUSION]*

    • @kirkdyteo993
      @kirkdyteo993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ikr

    • @RawkLobstah88
      @RawkLobstah88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I'm not. These types don't use religion as a source of guidance and wisdom, like a lot of people do; they use it as a better-than-thou VIP ticket to give themselves a feeling of superiority. They don't care about the teachings or tenets; they care about the free pass to salvation.

    • @RedCrusader-ph2vk
      @RedCrusader-ph2vk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@RawkLobstah88 Pretenders. _Villains._ *_HERETICS._*

    • @peace-qe4ig
      @peace-qe4ig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@RawkLobstah88 its actually an entirely false understanding bcuz our God says that basically we have been saved but we still need to get away from sin to maintain it by keeping away from sins. While those other people who claims to be christian but does sins and hate everybody who is not christian and claiming it is okay to do sins to the non believer is not even a christian. Theyre even separated from the main christian community and they are called the hypergrace christian bcuz they believe that once theyre saved they are no longer can go to hell and thinks that everybody/everything who/that is not christian is basically the devil and dont deserve life. Bcus God litteraly tells us to love our enemy in the bible.

    • @Loganl1980
      @Loganl1980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Seems pretty christian to me........she's about par in my experience.

  • @katherinegerbis1379
    @katherinegerbis1379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    I love the puppy bloopers. I have had that happened so many times while I was recording something for work. You just made my day.

    • @purgharty505
      @purgharty505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *can i help you?
      *you good?
      *DAWG!
      HUGO is the star of the youtube channel

    • @Culvey
      @Culvey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I had to make a video presentation for a class and I had to re-record at least 10 different times because my GSD decided to yawn, whine, and even bark at me for attention... then I gave up and played with her really hard and got through the video only having to re-record because of my own mistakes lol

    • @kaysome85
      @kaysome85 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Katherine Gerbis YOU GO TO WORK AND THE ONLY PLAYLIST YOU MADE IS SOMEONE PLAYING *_sax_*

  • @MaiBoricuaTai
    @MaiBoricuaTai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Maaannn his mom is the bomb. She protected her kids and did not let anyone abuse them not even their own family member. Go mom!

  • @isabellajemica
    @isabellajemica 5 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    EP:i didn't stole this money,i found it inside the vault in the bank,finders keepers
    i really like this kind of logic

    • @devinkuglar261
      @devinkuglar261 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was expecting op to walk into her house and grab whatever he wants and say he found it.

    • @theauroratwin-jabarinjelan912
      @theauroratwin-jabarinjelan912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Announcer: GAME

    • @avocado3-in-182
      @avocado3-in-182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don’t mind her using the phrase “finders keepers” bs, if she found a penny or a $20 on the ground. However, if she said that phrase when “taking” someone’s property that the real owner legally have in the first place without any consent whatsoever, that aint “finders keepers” no more that is now breaking the damn law.

    • @larawest3182
      @larawest3182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You are my spirit animal XD

    • @wolfwoodfr
      @wolfwoodfr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      if only that would actually work in real life

  • @lapinekiniro
    @lapinekiniro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    OMG Yugo’s “AWOO!!!!” at the end there floored me. He really doesn’t seem to like stupid aunt. 🤣

    • @DaReaperZ
      @DaReaperZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is it actually Yugo? And not Hugo?

    • @scarletwidows
      @scarletwidows 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DaReaperZ yes

    • @lapinekiniro
      @lapinekiniro 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DaReaperZ Yes. You can look back to his earlier content to the voting on his name and the announcement of the choice for Yugo if you don't want to take my word for it.🙃 (This will be my only reply.)

  • @sabrinafunda
    @sabrinafunda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Toothfairy: Damn... I only get one tooth in one time...
    Mama Bear: What? I get 4 every time...
    Edit: I love his dog interrupting rSlash (Made my day)

  • @Ottie193
    @Ottie193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I would've yelled "Dad, Get the shotgun!" the moment I saw EK trying to get the computer

  • @alex-tf2up
    @alex-tf2up 5 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    gah, your entitled person voice is infuriating. it’s perfect.

    • @ashymir
      @ashymir 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      alex I had it but I love it. I wanna click off the video but I can’t.

    • @Friendlyneighborhoodalien
      @Friendlyneighborhoodalien 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      alex I hate it buts it’s so perfect

    • @darkmatter32x
      @darkmatter32x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It is the reason we keep coming back for more.

    • @DJStompZone
      @DJStompZone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Imagine if he did the whole video in that voice tho

    • @alex-tf2up
      @alex-tf2up 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      DJStompZone that would be horrendous

  • @DJAvren
    @DJAvren 5 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    rSlash: 'It was Christmas eve, and (...)'
    Yugo: I should make sound effects to go along with it
    Also Yugo: *jingling sounds that match Christmas*

    • @jgray7857
      @jgray7857 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's just a helpful pupper.

  • @blobin456drawz
    @blobin456drawz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    "Dog"
    Yugo: you wanna test me? *squeaks toy*
    "Dog!"
    Yugo: ok den *howls*

    • @Sollisteria
      @Sollisteria 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Dat dog is entitled for attention while stories about other entitled people are being read...he is getting tainted by the entitlement!!!

    • @littlewhizard723
      @littlewhizard723 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ??????????,?????????????????????,???????????????????,???

  • @tokyyo
    @tokyyo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    im rewatching this over and over again because of how satisfying it was

  • @superschaf1610
    @superschaf1610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    rSlash: *tries to record*
    Dog: "YOU DARE SAY SOMETHING"

  • @jurrasicgem
    @jurrasicgem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    SB: YOU CANT KILL ME WERE FAMILY AND IM A CHILD OF GOD
    OPs mom: Try me

    • @WillnaLagingThirdwheel
      @WillnaLagingThirdwheel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      OP's Mom:TRY ME BITCH!

    • @charlottewalnut3118
      @charlottewalnut3118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Water of the womb is thinner than blood of the covenant

    • @darzmr6645
      @darzmr6645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OP's mom: *racks shotgun* Wanna put that statement to the test?

    • @Imnotsmg4bob
      @Imnotsmg4bob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@darzmr6645 Me: *gives her a bazooka* Use this,it's much better for "serious conversations"

    • @entity42
      @entity42 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ahem:
      T R Y M E B I T C H

  • @Miniminer1999
    @Miniminer1999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    Entitled aunt: "Tells daughter to steal computer"
    OP's mom: Hippity hoppity you have been beaten up by me the mommy.

    • @thesymbiotenation.4552
      @thesymbiotenation.4552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      To be Honest Op's mom has to be the reincarnation of Atalanta...

    • @carolinehooper83
      @carolinehooper83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@thesymbiotenation.4552 of zues* or how ever you spell it

    • @thesymbiotenation.4552
      @thesymbiotenation.4552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@carolinehooper83 Is spelled Zeus... and no because Zeus was a rapist ...

    • @valentinlageot4101
      @valentinlageot4101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thesymbiotenation.4552 you will learn that in ancient greece there is no such thing as consent

    • @atherflame7626
      @atherflame7626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XDXD

  • @justingoodey6518
    @justingoodey6518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i’m waiting for two entitled parents to meet each other
    the showdown of the century