Saying you don't work there: *100 IQ* Acting like you're the manager to get Karen to shut up: *200 IQ* Just accepting that you do work there now and getting promoted within the day: *9000 IQ*
@@AJDaniels5298 yes, but i made it more clear, "not put as many states between you and incarceration as possible" what is that suppose to mean? That you're in the next state? That you're outside of the prison?
Ive seen people that literally create a bot to do that for them, basically its like they leave the bot working while they take a walk and when they come back they have video to post
Fresh has better content and isnt as annoying but loves to shove the vaccine thing down everyone’s throat. I totally agree but when he throws his own agenda in apropos of nothing, just another random context, I wish I could disprove him.
If someone grabs your arm like that and tries to pull you someplace else like described in the situation at 9:40, CALL THE POLICE. This is assault and attempted kidnapping, also verbal harassment for this situation. People who assault others have a super high tendency to become murderers so always call the police and have them charged. Those are people that you absolutely do not want just walking down the street, especially not around kids as kids are extremely easy to cause harm to.
Agreed. If they think they have the right to do that to people, then they're likely to think they can get away with other things. We had a temp that did something similar, and ended up dragging a random uni student into a secondary...Which completely breaches any safeguarding we had in place. She was fired, and the student was reasonably chill since it got her an excuse for why she was late to lectures.
Yeah after that story I googled "When is it legal to punch someone in the face". I was sad to learn that not even in THIS situation would you be allowed to punch a Karen. You can only punch them if they punched first which is totally ridiculous IMO. If someone grabs you and won't let go and as a bonus DRAG you somewhere against your will, you should 100% be legally able to use ANY and ALL physical means to get away.
He is so good at it I can feel the rage starting to build up whenever I hear it, even if I wasn't paying much attention to the story before. Just makes you want to slap something.
i havent thought about that problem in decades.. not since my brother showed me that you can drink milk from the bowl.. and then i figured out that if you dont get em while drinking the milk, you can huck em at your brother.. (be prepared to run)
Person: **Wearing B L U E uniform** Pizza Staff: **Wearing R E D uniforms** Karen: *_She'll turn red any second now, any second now...See! Red! No wait, thats Ketchup_*
Dude, I had one that acted like he was John Wayne. When I grew up he turned out to be okay though despite the principle that we had being a sexual harasser and harassing anyone from families he hates. Only reason I avoided it for the most part was my standardized test scores.
I actually had a Karen try to pull the I know the manager card with me. Trouble was, I work security, I was essential a subcontractor so only the owner of the building and my boss had any authority over me. So very hard to intimidate me. Anyway, the Karen in question. Was insistent she was allowed to just swan around the building I worked in (she couldn't, there was a law firm there, the security team was hire to protect them from angry clients and victims, so we couldn't just let people walk around the place), because "She was a friend of the owner". She really didn't like it when asked which company (the building had multiple companies operating there) and what manager she was talking about. She stormed off, 5 minutes later she returns with some douchebag in a cheap suit. And this guy is shouting at me while Karen looks smug. That smug look and the guy's confidence evaporated when I told them I'll need to contact the building's owner about their grievance. Turns out the shitbird friend of Karen, had told her he owned the building so he could get laid, he was a freaking low level clerk at a IT company, not a technician or management even, but the dude who handled invoices. His ass got fired, apparently he had tried to to make himself look like a big shot before by bullying people. The "dumb" security staff were his favourite targets, as we where supposed to just comply since he was in a suit. He reasoning was so stupid, most of the people I work with on security are ethier ex-military or police. But he got lucky a few times, I was his third civilian (I haven't been a soldier or a cop) so figured I would fold if he made a scene. At the time I had worked security for 7 years, in nightclubs, shopping centres (malls) and office buildings. That turd picked the wrong guy because I wasn't about to be brow beaten by some guy who lies to get his dick wet.
Customers don't give a shit. I once worked at a bookstore in a mall. One day, during my shift, I got sent out to get a few things from a supermarket in that mall. I got there, wearing my normal civil clothes, except I had no bag or backpack or anything, and was wearing a badge with COMPANY NAME on it, and as I was collecting the stuff I was sent to get, (20 minutes tops), 4 different people came up to me asking "where is (whatever)". One of them even found me TWICE, not even bothering remembering who has he asked. A few years later, working at a different bookstore, I was on my lunch break and just dropped by at a boutique right next to it to look for a gift for my brother. I was wearing the bookstore's bright red polo shirt, and a name tag with a logo of the store. But again, uniformish look and no bag with me. Within 2 minutes of me being there, a woman came up to me and asked: "Do you have any fitting rooms on this floor, too?" (I just said "No, I don't," and left.)
It's like these Karen's have a tick list 1) don't lie to me 2) I'll get you fired 3) do you know who I am 4) how dare you speak to me like that 5) I want the manager 6) your (non) employee was SO rude 7) give me something for free I'd LOVE to run into one, I'd have a great time taking the piss LOL
"why did you help me?" "you looked like you needed a hand with the pallet" This was so wholesome and I just smile like an idiot. Karma is real and she will reward you for being nice
Do you know, I made a comment about a cartoon teaching a karma lesson and some idiot wrote "Karma isn't real anyway". I didn't argue, just pointed out that it didn't matter if karma was real, the show just wanted kids to think that good deeds mean good luck.
Karen: "I deMAND free pizza because of what your employee did to me!" Manager: "You come in here, yell at a customer, annoy my staff, and have the nerve to ask for free pizza? You're lucky I don't kick you out and call the police!" I hope the conversation went like that..
Yes, and I've surpassed that sometimes to 'hangerous,' as in, I'm so hungry, that I'm dangerous. I once threatened to stab someone in the eye with a spoon because they were holding up the line. Mind you, this was back in college and the girl was asking the same question for the fifth time, "Are suuuuuuuuuuuuuure you're out? Can't you go check?" And the poor dude at the food station had already told her there was none in the back. So, I hadn't eaten since 6:45 AM, I'd been through four classes, and it was about 3:15 PM at that point; I think my hostile reaction was a little bit justified. ^^'''
Me and my sister have had hangry moments where after an argument we get food, go to seperate rooms to eat and come back and apologize after our hangry episode has ended
I had the school thing happen to me. I graduated a year before my little sister. I was nice one day and offered to pick her up from school. I was waiting for her to come out when the Principal asked me why I wasn't in class. I was really confused and said I am waiting for my sister to get out. He said you should be in class and asked me to come inside. Well, I followed laughing because I was dude I graduated with your daughter last year. Mind you my school was only 600 students and he knew me by name. The Vice-Principal and office staff were really confused when he said I was skipping class. The VP looks at me and says's hows college-going? I answered great just here to pick up the little sister. The Principal gets red and walks into his office while the VP, Office staff and myself started laughing.
That thought also crossed my mind...that she was just trying to get free pizza, but I seriously doubt she had the brain capacity to be such a method actor... ...but the fact that she might get free food out of the ordeal, probably didn't come too long after she got sand in her vajayjay...
i wonder if these karens intentionally cause up whatever stir they can in stores to demand free stuff, piss someone off hard enough so they punch the karen and the karen can go "he attacked me!!! i deserve a free pizza and you need to pay for my obvious broken bone!!! (lie) " and then 2 seconds 15:10
My step mother works at Olive garden and she's noticed a few times that families will cause a stir after their meal about getting bad service and cold food and drinks unfilled (all lies) just so they can get a coupon for their next visit.
My fellow baby faces - I’m now in my mid-30’s and my friends are all insanely jealous that I still get ID’d at bars. You’ll appreciate it when you’re older!
I get upset...and when women tell me I look like Brad Pitt I get angry...I know I'm good looking...But I look like ME and telling me I look like someone else is not a compliment.
In some states, it's mandatory that they card everyone that looks under 30, and some places just card everyone to avoid any hassles. My 80yo mom & I (late 50's) went to dinner, and we both got carded. Had a chuckle over that one. BTW, congrats on the skin care routine.
The last story is especially great, the boss at least had the decency to repay the kindness of OP by letting him drink for free that night, which is nice to see
It's pretty wholesome to see a person who didn't work at a place, go with the flow, and had the boss realized that he's not his staff and treated him well.
I'm always shocked at how calm and patient people are in these stories. If a random lady put her hands on me like the airport lady, I'd either start swinging or start screaming.
Wish something like this happened to me so I could let off some steam. Every single time I had been mistaken for a worker in the past, the person just apologised and went off to find an actual worker. No aggro.
The Truant Officer story just gave me flashbacks to back when I was in highschool. I swear, some people get some sort of power they can use over others and it just goes to their heads. For a small bit of context, my Highschool is about a block or two away from the JR HighSchool and only the Highschool has 'Off Campus Lunch'. So when lunch time rolls around there's a bunch of Truant Officers that patrol the area since a lot of JR High students sneak out and try to blend in with the group of highschoolers to go to the nearby fastfood places. Now, I rarely ever left campus to get lunch but every time I did, like clockwork, I would get stopped by a Truant Officer every time on both trips. Going to McDonalds and coming back. I'm only 4'10 and I have a very young looking face so I guess it makes sense to mistake me for someone younger, but here's where the issue comes in. Most of the time, they dont even ask for an ID, just berate me for 'ditching school' and demanding me to go back. I always have my ID on me and when I show it to them, they get REAL snippy and rude with me, like I had just backhanded and spat at them. However, there was one time where a guy just flat out didnt believe me and said that my ID card was a fake, both my student ID and my State ID. Then he just grabbed me by the arm and started to drag me all the way to the JR High. So we make it to the office of my old JR High and I greet the staff there. The Principal gets called over and well, she was just very confused. Had to explain to the guy that he, was in fact, wrong and that he more or less just kidnapped me. I was let go and I scurried back to my highschool. No way I would make it to the McDonalds, get my food and make it back in time before the bell rang. I did have an interesting story to tell at least. I dont know if its a Truant Officer thing or just my district was terrible, but I heard plenty of other stories from fellow classmates about how they got harassed by Truant Offices cus they happen to look young or be short or both. I remember one saying how a Truant Officer cut up their 'fake' ID.
@@howardsmith9342 yeah ID's are government property I imagine it would be a pretty serious offense, besides don't police have machines to tell the difference?
Many a times wearing khakis anywhere with a polo being asked questions. The worst part is when I actually knew more about the products than the people that did work there and helped the customer just because I felt bad for them.
6:00 I've has opposite experiences. When I was 9, I've always looks like I was 13. Not only did I look older, but I was tall for a kid my age. So my family and I go to an asian restaurant we regularly went to and the waitress and hostess were arguing with my dad that I was not under 13 so I was have to be charged under adult prices. My dad literally had to go into his car and show them my birth certificate to shut them up. Idk if there was any compensation unfortunately.
@@UsulPrincess besides, when you have to pay for 6 children (some of which are teenagers) every little bit helps when you dont have a lot of money anyway
People say I age backwards. When I was young (like 11) they thought I was 17/18 (even my uncles and cousins, wtf) now they ask me what grade am I in middle school??? Bruh I'm 15?????
Karen: I want free pizza Manager: Ma'am...she doesn't work here. Hell, I'm struggling to not throw you out for being rude to our regular Karen: But I'm a regular Manager: No you're not. I've been a manager here for long enough to know the regulars by name and today's the first day I've seen you. You get what you order and nothing more. And if you continue this route, I am going to have to ban you from this store and other pizza joint in this town...and the next 5 towns.
NGL a lot of places that are franchised or even have one owner for a few stores without a real corporate company dont have reliable HR if any at all, at least in the restaurants I've worked in over the last 7 years
@@x-treme_gamer all i can say is im damn glad i dont live in a country where someone can sue for any little thing. Quick story, when i was training to be a scuba instructor here in NZ, we heard a story from the bloke teaching us, he said if we ever go to America and see someone hurt in the street, step over or walk around them and do nothing, cause if you try to help and that person dies from their injurys, that their family can sue because you couldnt save them and they still died (not counting doctors, just a random person trying to help) even tho someone else tried to help. Im inclined to believe what he said cause he lived there for over 20yrs.
The gold ribbon on my tie is the only thing that separates us year 6 and years 1-5. I was mistaken for a first year for 3 days straight due to me being extremely quiet and respectful(strict parents). 🤣👌
*puts 2 peices of bread in between defeated Karen's head * *Gordon Ramsey: WHAT ARE YOU! *Defeated Karen : I'm a stupid sandwich.. *Gordon Ramsey: I SAID WHAT ARE YOU!!
OP got "banned"...I'm thinking that the owner know what's up. "Oh, it happened at the other bar I owned but don't go to? Yeah, yeah..he's "banned" and I'm gonna "write" the other one up..on this invisible typewriter"
Dude has a rat up his ass about being important. I work security, I don't do because I have a fantasy about being a cop, I do it because the money is good, I like the work and I only occasionally get punched. I basically have no more authority than any other civilian, but my word carries a little more weight in a court case and no thinks twice if I get physical to subdue someone being a dick. But I'm familiar with ass hats like that. The reason they went to security was because the police knew they were A-holes who shouldn't have any authority.
The only part I hate about yt ads is when I’m reading the comments then an ad pops up and takes me back to the top and closes the reply section I was reading from.
Hahaha, nice with the "dude I DO work here". Positive things for the incoming times, for you R/slash, keep up the good work. These stories keep me tethered to reality.
I felt the 1 about the school security guard. I'm 21 but I could pass as 12. I'm barely over 5 feet tall, a bit on the pudgy side, & have a baby face. Alot of people dont take me seriously cause they think I'm a teenager or even a kid. Once I had an uber driver almost refuse to give me a ride. As I was getting in the car, after I made absolutely sure that he was my driver & it was the correct car, the first thing he says is "How OLD are you??" Me being a lady, upon hearing some guy ask me my age, i immediately got pissed. I just gave him a death glare that would burn a whole through the sun, & yelled "EXCUSE YOU??" He started stuttering, trying to ask somewhat more politely if I was a kid. I just kept up the death glare as he looked at me, then at my uber profile pic, then back to me. He just muttered "oh.... i see" & started driving. I wasn't trying to scare the poor guy. I'm just so tired of everyone thinking I'm a kid, so whenever it happens, I do lose my temper a bit. Even some of my friends forget how old I am, even tho I'm older than some of them.
I’ve been the customer asking another customer for something and I hear the I don’t work here. Then I leave it at that. I say my bad and find an actual employee. The end.
That final story sure gave me a big smile...GG bro. Yesterday it actually happened to me "Lady, I don't work here" moment. Because I was wearing my dark-blue workcoat. And the supermarket I was looking through the vegetable stand, all the employees also use the same color clothing. Luckily this lady quickly caught that it was a coat...not a polo, and a different company stood on my back...Still managed to help her out (she was looking for a specific type of Tomato, because the super recently changed the layout).
I've seen this happening more and more and it drives me nuts. The word is "wary" not "weary". Also phased in place of fazed and isle instead of aisle. I know they're correctly spelled words but they're The Wrong Words. Ok I'm done.
@@bonnietelocole6777 Isle is short for island. Aisle is found in grocery/other stores. I know why the poster gets so irritated. The number of posts with the incorrect word used is astounding, especially with those who are making political comments!! For example Traitors betray people, traders engage in commerce. Half the time I am not sure if the mistakes are from malfunctioning auto spell checks or ignorance.
DUDEEE I'm the original poster of the pizza parlour story! this is crazy, thank you for posting this man! Also, in case you didn't see the part 2 of that story, Karen didn't get her free pizza after all lmao
@@strudel_reviews She did! She called the district manager on me multiple times but her description of me was lacking. She didn't have my name, either, so her complaint didn't go very far. Details are muddy cause it happened forever ago now but my (now former) district manager had the number blocked in the end.
Fans: MORE PUPPY BLOOPERS!
Yugo: I don't work here. I'm just a puppy.
Yugo is secretly the mastermind of the whole TH-cam channel.
Big beans
Hi you are a youtuber that automatically serve me and help me At McDonalds
A puppy who ruins every take of the videos
We all need Yugo in life
Saying you don't work there: *100 IQ*
Acting like you're the manager to get Karen to shut up: *200 IQ*
Just accepting that you do work there now and getting promoted within the day: *9000 IQ*
Toxic Schiz That’s over 9000 IQ!
Chewing a Karen out after you've quit infinity IQ
@@patricktodd8381 bloody gold that one
Thank you
@@patricktodd8381 🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅
Last story was literally just
"Here man let me help ya with that and uh...okay wait...uh...okay i guess this is happening......this is my life now..."
yeah i guess NZ is a bit of a difference with the US
Ngl I'll properly have the same response
That Spud over there oh wait yeah
@@owen1737 New Zealand seems like a treasure lol
You can never go wrong with a kiwi by your side. Just keep plenty of beer, and you'll get on better than a hitler and eva.
What student, playing hookie and HAVING THEIR OWN TRANSPORTATION, would want to hang around RIGHT OUTSIDE of the school? That just defies logic.
That's like escaping from prison and NOT putting as many states between you and incarceration as possible.
Ah yes, that guar had *bwaensz*
@@AJDaniels5298 more like, escaping from prison and just living in the city more closest to it.
@@darklex5150 Dude, that's the implication.
I really don't understand the need to try and correct a hyperbolic expression. 🤔
@@AJDaniels5298 yes, but i made it more clear, "not put as many states between you and incarceration as possible" what is that suppose to mean? That you're in the next state? That you're outside of the prison?
Truancy Officer: She goes to this school I see her outside everyday!
Sane Person: Sir, That is a stop sign.
Brother: Office Lady, lets not wait til “the next time”; I want to file a complaint against Truancy Officer Moron! What do I need?
But I want my purple drank nooooow!
Bro you need to "Stop sign" 🛑
Management: we need you to tell the difference between a random dude in a blue shirt and pizza staff in red
Karen: they are the same
When i was reading you comment i heard rSlash's karens voice. THEY, ARE, THE, SAME!!
UNIFORMS ARE UNIFORMS
@@randomnonsense2259 * puts a karen wig on Mr. Incredible *
@@Gamemaster-64 😂
To be fair, Karens think that *_EVERYONE_* was put on this Earth to serve them.
Manager: You've been promoted!
OP:But I don't work here-
Manager: From Customer to Employee
Manager : "Then you're hired"
This gave me big smile
Dude, I respect you because you are one of the few "r/" content creators who don't use text to voice software.
Please never change that.
>Sad Emkay Noises
Ive seen people that literally create a bot to do that for them, basically its like they leave the bot working while they take a walk and when they come back they have video to post
Fresh has better content and isnt as annoying but loves to shove the vaccine thing down everyone’s throat. I totally agree but when he throws his own agenda in apropos of nothing, just another random context, I wish I could disprove him.
Yeah, but the ads
@@jeanettemccowat3568 Use uBlockorigin I haven't seen an add on youtube for 8+ years.
"I swear like I was raised by Samuel L Jackson"
i'm dead
I didn’t get that Samual L Jackson remark. Does he swear a lot?
@RAL5210
In his movie, yes.
Ever watch Pulp Fiction or Snake on a Plane before?
This
This is true comedy
SAME!
@@RAL5210 he litterally changed the meaning of the word "mothafucka" 😂😂 man just type in youtube Samuel L. Jackson swearing and you will see 😂
That last story was actually heartwarming, someone does something super nice and gets totally rewarded for it.
U can say that it was wholesome and that guy is a really good guy, i mean both of them :D
If someone grabs your arm like that and tries to pull you someplace else like described in the situation at 9:40, CALL THE POLICE. This is assault and attempted kidnapping, also verbal harassment for this situation. People who assault others have a super high tendency to become murderers so always call the police and have them charged. Those are people that you absolutely do not want just walking down the street, especially not around kids as kids are extremely easy to cause harm to.
💯
Agreed. If they think they have the right to do that to people, then they're likely to think they can get away with other things.
We had a temp that did something similar, and ended up dragging a random uni student into a secondary...Which completely breaches any safeguarding we had in place. She was fired, and the student was reasonably chill since it got her an excuse for why she was late to lectures.
I agree 100% if anything it may prove a deterrant from possibly doing something similar or worst
Yeah after that story I googled "When is it legal to punch someone in the face". I was sad to learn that not even in THIS situation would you be allowed to punch a Karen. You can only punch them if they punched first which is totally ridiculous IMO.
If someone grabs you and won't let go and as a bonus DRAG you somewhere against your will, you should 100% be legally able to use ANY and ALL physical means to get away.
she shoulda backhanded the woman as hard as possible and screamed for her to let her go.
Petition to have Yugo as a censor.
I Yugoing hate Karens
Shut up you dumb Yugo
I guess it kinda works
I would sign in
OH MY GOD YES
Pretty sure that in London anyone with a semi-australian or Kiwi accent is just assumed to work at a bar, haha.
Really? Nice.
>=D
And then the bomb of I don't understand this but I'm guessing it's like racist dropped
See, I'm good at accents. Especially Australian ones. Also pointing out the fact that I'm in the UK
heh,
Where can I buy a megaphone?
25hz's manager I bet you do the over exaggerated GDAY MATE, PUT SUM PRAWNS ON THE BARBIE.
@@Sydney_Angelyt I tried and it sounded kinda like those super posh English accents they spoke in the 60's
G'day mate I can do but mm
11:14
“I was *H0NGRY.”*
nice
Hongery
HONGRY
The HONGER was STRONK
Karen: I KNOW THE OWNER
Staff: funny thing, me too
Dude you the best voiceovers for these Karen’s
He is so good at it I can feel the rage starting to build up whenever I hear it, even if I wasn't paying much attention to the story before. Just makes you want to slap something.
Especially better than that robot who have speech issues lol.
Lol
They certainly help to get across the entitled smugness of these people.
and Mr reddit
*Don't you just hate it*
when you're eating cereal and the last 4 pieces are like, _"Catch me if you can"_
oof relatable
OMG Relatable
I hate it when that happened 😭
I am in this sentence and I dont like it
i havent thought about that problem in decades.. not since my brother showed me that you can drink milk from the bowl.. and then i figured out that if you dont get em while drinking the milk, you can huck em at your brother.. (be prepared to run)
Person: **Wearing B L U E uniform**
Pizza Staff: **Wearing R E D uniforms**
Karen: *_She'll turn red any second now, any second now...See! Red! No wait, thats Ketchup_*
Spring David not practically they are 100% the same duh
Hell turn blue any minute! See? Blue! Oh wait. Wronng jome
@@tefnutofhoney2832 *_TF2 intensifiles_*
“So, we still got problem? Big problem”
Wait would that be a sans reference you paci-Frisk
Bar lady story: how many of you think that this lady is sleeping with the owner and that's why she can do basically whatever she wants in that bar
That's my assumption
I assumed that to since she is sleeping around with two other guys besides her main bf
"Boss, I do not work here. But I am happy to help for beer!"
rSlash you do realize there is a subreddit called r/IDoWorkHereLady
Or "YOUR TOO YOUNG TO WORK HERE"
My brain kept reading “don’t” for like a good solid minute and I was so fucking confused.
Demon Eon F.
I must see this.
Thank you for blessing my morning
I believe you’re exactly right about that truancy officer.
Why kind of moron thinks people are students just because they “see them every day.”
I'm suprised he doesn't drag senior citizens in because they pick up their grandkids on fridays.
@@ancapftw9113 lmao
The officer must be a student because he is at school everyday
What kind of students cut class by HANGING OUT IN FRONT OF THE SCHOOL EVERYDAY?!
Dude, I had one that acted like he was John Wayne. When I grew up he turned out to be okay though despite the principle that we had being a sexual harasser and harassing anyone from families he hates. Only reason I avoided it for the most part was my standardized test scores.
3 hour bus ride or 15 minutes by car.... yep that is the accurate experience of southern US schooling.
why not just take the bike?
@@Copeland1211 hills
@@brainwasher3067 Or on-off rain for weeks straight. Or the oppressive heat.
@@Copeland1211 lack of sidewalks to avoid really busy streets in Indiana
TheBoxofTea ditto North Eastern US
12:44 I've been in that situation before as well, where you hear something so devoid of logic that your brain has to do a ctrl-alt-delete
When a Karen is actually friends with a manager .Thanos: impossible
Vizzini: INCONCEIVABLE!
I actually had a Karen try to pull the I know the manager card with me. Trouble was, I work security, I was essential a subcontractor so only the owner of the building and my boss had any authority over me. So very hard to intimidate me.
Anyway, the Karen in question. Was insistent she was allowed to just swan around the building I worked in (she couldn't, there was a law firm there, the security team was hire to protect them from angry clients and victims, so we couldn't just let people walk around the place), because "She was a friend of the owner".
She really didn't like it when asked which company (the building had multiple companies operating there) and what manager she was talking about.
She stormed off, 5 minutes later she returns with some douchebag in a cheap suit. And this guy is shouting at me while Karen looks smug.
That smug look and the guy's confidence evaporated when I told them I'll need to contact the building's owner about their grievance.
Turns out the shitbird friend of Karen, had told her he owned the building so he could get laid, he was a freaking low level clerk at a IT company, not a technician or management even, but the dude who handled invoices.
His ass got fired, apparently he had tried to to make himself look like a big shot before by bullying people. The "dumb" security staff were his favourite targets, as we where supposed to just comply since he was in a suit.
He reasoning was so stupid, most of the people I work with on security are ethier ex-military or police. But he got lucky a few times, I was his third civilian (I haven't been a soldier or a cop) so figured I would fold if he made a scene.
At the time I had worked security for 7 years, in nightclubs, shopping centres (malls) and office buildings. That turd picked the wrong guy because I wasn't about to be brow beaten by some guy who lies to get his dick wet.
I'm starting to think Karen's are colour blind and can't tell the difference between logos
Customers don't give a shit.
I once worked at a bookstore in a mall. One day, during my shift, I got sent out to get a few things from a supermarket in that mall. I got there, wearing my normal civil clothes, except I had no bag or backpack or anything, and was wearing a badge with COMPANY NAME on it, and as I was collecting the stuff I was sent to get, (20 minutes tops), 4 different people came up to me asking "where is (whatever)". One of them even found me TWICE, not even bothering remembering who has he asked.
A few years later, working at a different bookstore, I was on my lunch break and just dropped by at a boutique right next to it to look for a gift for my brother. I was wearing the bookstore's bright red polo shirt, and a name tag with a logo of the store. But again, uniformish look and no bag with me. Within 2 minutes of me being there, a woman came up to me and asked: "Do you have any fitting rooms on this floor, too?"
(I just said "No, I don't," and left.)
Maybe. Continue the scientific work.
I’m just starting to think they are blind
It's like these Karen's have a tick list
1) don't lie to me
2) I'll get you fired
3) do you know who I am
4) how dare you speak to me like that
5) I want the manager
6) your (non) employee was SO rude
7) give me something for free
I'd LOVE to run into one, I'd have a great time taking the piss LOL
Sounds like a drinking game for r/idontworkherelady. Everytime it appears, have a drink
Gumpie Gump “OH! I GOT BINGO!”
Rei Kagene ik I'm late but not a bad idea..tho we may end up dead from alcohol poisoning XD
They sound like they are related to the idiot "sovereign citizens."
Anyone up for Entitled B***H Bingo?
Crazy Lady: *WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE*
Me: _Wha_ -
Crazy Lady: *WHERES. THE. LAMB. SAUUUUCE.*
What is this? The Karen version of Gordon Ramsay?
Sure is
@@nathangrafil7292 nice
"up your ass and to the left.. UP YOUR ASS AND TO THE LEFT !!" -Impractical Jokers
Except that Gordon is well... not THAT entitles I guess.
wow, that last one is full proof that even owners can be replaceable.
That last guy just posted his awesome story on the WRONG subreddit. I DEMAND COMPENSATION FOR THIS!
AND a free pizza!
"why did you help me?"
"you looked like you needed a hand with the pallet"
This was so wholesome and I just smile like an idiot. Karma is real and she will reward you for being nice
Very wholesome
Is karma a she now??
Do you know, I made a comment about a cartoon teaching a karma lesson and some idiot wrote "Karma isn't real anyway". I didn't argue, just pointed out that it didn't matter if karma was real, the show just wanted kids to think that good deeds mean good luck.
Karen: "I deMAND free pizza because of what your employee did to me!"
Manager: "You come in here, yell at a customer, annoy my staff, and have the nerve to ask for free pizza? You're lucky I don't kick you out and call the police!"
I hope the conversation went like that..
TD Gransit me to
Agreed
if they value the other customers then Im sure they barred her from going there. right to refuse service.
That last story was hilarious!! He should’ve just asked for the position. Look how much he did with no training. Lololololol
*drawing*
"Im a kiwi"
*STARES AT PHONE*
AAAAAAYYYYY MY PEOPLE
These stories piss me off, but are really entertaining🤣
Same
Yeah same
last story was great though
Space1sc001 yeah that one was a bit wholesome
🤣 is the most annoying emoji for some reason
The office lady was like
“She doesn’t even go here!” *hides in hoodie and sunglasses*
I understood that reference.
Have you ever been so hungry that you were HANGRY? Hunger pangs so bad that it makes you angry?
Ikr I didn’t know that happens to everyone lol
I was so hangry that a chick was being a bitch at me so I smack her take her sandwich and tell her to fuck off (this is in a subway btw)
I thought I was the only one who pronounces hungry like that when I'm really hungry.
Yes, and I've surpassed that sometimes to 'hangerous,' as in, I'm so hungry, that I'm dangerous. I once threatened to stab someone in the eye with a spoon because they were holding up the line.
Mind you, this was back in college and the girl was asking the same question for the fifth time, "Are suuuuuuuuuuuuuure you're out? Can't you go check?" And the poor dude at the food station had already told her there was none in the back. So, I hadn't eaten since 6:45 AM, I'd been through four classes, and it was about 3:15 PM at that point; I think my hostile reaction was a little bit justified. ^^'''
Me and my sister have had hangry moments where after an argument we get food, go to seperate rooms to eat and come back and apologize after our hangry episode has ended
I feel so bad for that first kid who truly thought he was about to get fired
I had the school thing happen to me. I graduated a year before my little sister. I was nice one day and offered to pick her up from school. I was waiting for her to come out when the Principal asked me why I wasn't in class. I was really confused and said I am waiting for my sister to get out. He said you should be in class and asked me to come inside. Well, I followed laughing because I was dude I graduated with your daughter last year. Mind you my school was only 600 students and he knew me by name. The Vice-Principal and office staff were really confused when he said I was skipping class. The VP looks at me and says's hows college-going? I answered great just here to pick up the little sister. The Principal gets red and walks into his office while the VP, Office staff and myself started laughing.
10 bucks that airport Karen is the mother of a poor child that is stuck with his mother on a trip.
Ill take that bet, but its an aunt karen with her nephew.
Better yet her child is barely on the trip and this Karen is trying to get another student kicked off so their kid isn't the first kicked out
that last story just uplifted my soul enough to face another day..
i like when they end on a good note..
*smiles*
I love how the guy was so chill about working for that guy at the end there.
Ok, if you're going to chaperone, KNOW THE FACES AND NAMES OF THOSE YOU ARE CHAPERONING
That thought also crossed my mind...that she was just trying to get free pizza, but I seriously doubt she had the brain capacity to be such a method actor...
...but the fact that she might get free food out of the ordeal, probably didn't come too long after she got sand in her vajayjay...
I cracked up at 14:09 “don’t LEEIIEE to me” I love the pronunciation 😂😂😂
Let's get married
Just assume all Karens are colourblind.
No offence to the people with actual colour blindness.
I just assume all colour blind people are Karens
@@AxeGaijin Improvise, adapt, overcome
They see color. They just don't care. Color doesn't matter when they want something, you'd better just get it for them OR ELSE!
As a Longan Paul fan, I take offence to this.
@@lancealot1947 Is that his name? Longen Paul? I might have known a Logan Paul, but not Longen Paul. Care to explain his work?
i wonder if these karens intentionally cause up whatever stir they can in stores to demand free stuff, piss someone off hard enough so they punch the karen and the karen can go "he attacked me!!! i deserve a free pizza and you need to pay for my obvious broken bone!!! (lie) "
and then 2 seconds 15:10
Most are just stupid, but we can see in some of these stories that some of these Karens are in fact deliberately causing a ruckus for personal gain.
People do use this tactic in life...
My step mother works at Olive garden and she's noticed a few times that families will cause a stir after their meal about getting bad service and cold food and drinks unfilled (all lies) just so they can get a coupon for their next visit.
Karen: "I WANT TO SEE A MANAGER!"
Sane people: "ofcourse you do.."
Reply: “Okay, Karen-I want to see YOUR manager!”
There is nothing a Kiwi guy loves more then free beer after a job well done good job mate.
My fellow baby faces - I’m now in my mid-30’s and my friends are all insanely jealous that I still get ID’d at bars. You’ll appreciate it when you’re older!
Same I am nearly 27 but I only look 15 or 16
I get upset...and when women tell me I look like Brad Pitt I get angry...I know I'm good looking...But I look like ME and telling me I look like someone else is not a compliment.
Mista_Fur R/thathappened
In some states, it's mandatory that they card everyone that looks under 30, and some places just card everyone to avoid any hassles. My 80yo mom & I (late 50's) went to dinner, and we both got carded. Had a chuckle over that one.
BTW, congrats on the skin care routine.
@@WailingFriend Ok, boomer.
Karens dont see uniforms. Only a person beneath them to do her bidding. Reeeee!
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I kinda wanna have a "I don't work here lady" moment just so I can give a Karen an ear full that'd make a Sailor proud.
The last story is especially great, the boss at least had the decency to repay the kindness of OP by letting him drink for free that night, which is nice to see
It's pretty wholesome to see a person who didn't work at a place, go with the flow, and had the boss realized that he's not his staff and treated him well.
I work in a customer service environment, and these stories make me wish that we are legally allowed to fight one awkward customer a month.
😂
I haven't watched one of these in a while, and I love them.
- Orion - blasphemy. He does one every day.
I love the way you said the Hungry in italics. I burst out laughing because of it. It fit perfectly with the tone of the story too
I'm always shocked at how calm and patient people are in these stories. If a random lady put her hands on me like the airport lady, I'd either start swinging or start screaming.
Wish something like this happened to me so I could let off some steam. Every single time I had been mistaken for a worker in the past, the person just apologised and went off to find an actual worker. No aggro.
The Truant Officer story just gave me flashbacks to back when I was in highschool. I swear, some people get some sort of power they can use over others and it just goes to their heads.
For a small bit of context, my Highschool is about a block or two away from the JR HighSchool and only the Highschool has 'Off Campus Lunch'. So when lunch time rolls around there's a bunch of Truant Officers that patrol the area since a lot of JR High students sneak out and try to blend in with the group of highschoolers to go to the nearby fastfood places.
Now, I rarely ever left campus to get lunch but every time I did, like clockwork, I would get stopped by a Truant Officer every time on both trips. Going to McDonalds and coming back. I'm only 4'10 and I have a very young looking face so I guess it makes sense to mistake me for someone younger, but here's where the issue comes in.
Most of the time, they dont even ask for an ID, just berate me for 'ditching school' and demanding me to go back. I always have my ID on me and when I show it to them, they get REAL snippy and rude with me, like I had just backhanded and spat at them.
However, there was one time where a guy just flat out didnt believe me and said that my ID card was a fake, both my student ID and my State ID. Then he just grabbed me by the arm and started to drag me all the way to the JR High. So we make it to the office of my old JR High and I greet the staff there. The Principal gets called over and well, she was just very confused. Had to explain to the guy that he, was in fact, wrong and that he more or less just kidnapped me. I was let go and I scurried back to my highschool. No way I would make it to the McDonalds, get my food and make it back in time before the bell rang. I did have an interesting story to tell at least.
I dont know if its a Truant Officer thing or just my district was terrible, but I heard plenty of other stories from fellow classmates about how they got harassed by Truant Offices cus they happen to look young or be short or both. I remember one saying how a Truant Officer cut up their 'fake' ID.
Why be a real Cop and stop crime when you can just bully defenseless kids instead?
Destroying a real ID is a crime in most if not all jurisdictions.
@@howardsmith9342 yeah ID's are government property I imagine it would be a pretty serious offense, besides don't police have machines to tell the difference?
What even is a Truant Officer?
@@Kath2378 like a prison guard for schools "arrest" you and drag you back if you're caught outside.
"I swear like I was raised by Samuel L Jackson." F yeah.
That was motherfucking hilarious!
With 30 years of retail I have had to tell thousands of people "I don't work here."
Many a times wearing khakis anywhere with a polo being asked questions. The worst part is when I actually knew more about the products than the people that did work there and helped the customer just because I felt bad for them.
I feel for ya. I've worked retail too.
@@13bgunbunny42 thanks
0:42 if a Karen said “You’re the manager here-“ I’d say “Sweet! Promoted to customer to manager in one day!”
Person: I don’t work here
Karen: system overload system overload memory damaged accessing full Karen mode
🤣
"I have nothing planned...so i guess I work here now" 😂
6:00
I've has opposite experiences. When I was 9, I've always looks like I was 13. Not only did I look older, but I was tall for a kid my age.
So my family and I go to an asian restaurant we regularly went to and the waitress and hostess were arguing with my dad that I was not under 13 so I was have to be charged under adult prices. My dad literally had to go into his car and show them my birth certificate to shut them up. Idk if there was any compensation unfortunately.
Why is your birth certificate in your car?
@@BigMe69420 not my car, my dads car. And he had to carry it with him to show that I was that age
@@UsulPrincess lol it's not about the money, it's that they wouldnt believe him 😂
@@UsulPrincess besides, when you have to pay for 6 children (some of which are teenagers) every little bit helps when you dont have a lot of money anyway
People say I age backwards. When I was young (like 11) they thought I was 17/18 (even my uncles and cousins, wtf) now they ask me what grade am I in middle school??? Bruh I'm 15?????
The way rSlash immitates the Karens in his stories is Karen-er than the Karens. Splits me up everytime :D :D
I'm pretty sure that the girlfriend getting reprimanded for something she didn't do is called Workplace Bullying and it's illegal
Your voice work on this video was the best ever!!!
fans: MORE PUPPY BLOOPERS
yugo: wow im gonna be more famouse then you Rslash
XD
he should make a channel called "puppybloopers' and find out.
Yugo: Imma create my own channel
Also Yugo: *howls* I made 1T subs
he should make YT channel for him
Karen: I want free pizza
Manager: Ma'am...she doesn't work here. Hell, I'm struggling to not throw you out for being rude to our regular
Karen: But I'm a regular
Manager: No you're not. I've been a manager here for long enough to know the regulars by name and today's the first day I've seen you. You get what you order and nothing more. And if you continue this route, I am going to have to ban you from this store and other pizza joint in this town...and the next 5 towns.
GF in the first story couldve brought up her write up with HR and potentially sue.
NGL a lot of places that are franchised or even have one owner for a few stores without a real corporate company dont have reliable HR if any at all, at least in the restaurants I've worked in over the last 7 years
Then you can sue (or the bartender could) since that is both workplace bullying and discrimination
why is it that in america everyone just goes straight into "sue mode" over the slightest little thing??
@@robheathcote8561 that's the modern generation for ya
@@x-treme_gamer all i can say is im damn glad i dont live in a country where someone can sue for any little thing. Quick story, when i was training to be a scuba instructor here in NZ, we heard a story from the bloke teaching us, he said if we ever go to America and see someone hurt in the street, step over or walk around them and do nothing, cause if you try to help and that person dies from their injurys, that their family can sue because you couldnt save them and they still died (not counting doctors, just a random person trying to help) even tho someone else tried to help. Im inclined to believe what he said cause he lived there for over 20yrs.
I love your voice and the stories! Thank for making me have a great time while relaxing ❤️
I heard and read the last story often but I enjoy it every time. It shows that a good deed goes a long way and brings short terms satisfaction.
The gold ribbon on my tie is the only thing that separates us year 6 and years 1-5.
I was mistaken for a first year for 3 days straight due to me being extremely quiet and respectful(strict parents). 🤣👌
*puts 2 peices of bread in between defeated Karen's head *
*Gordon Ramsey: WHAT ARE YOU!
*Defeated Karen : I'm a stupid sandwich..
*Gordon Ramsey: I SAID WHAT ARE YOU!!
Idiot sandwich* :P
*AN IDIOT SANDWICH SIR!!*
OP got "banned"...I'm thinking that the owner know what's up. "Oh, it happened at the other bar I owned but don't go to? Yeah, yeah..he's "banned" and I'm gonna "write" the other one up..on this invisible typewriter"
That last one was pure poetry on the good vibes! But seriously, all of them are so satisfying!
Way better than reading the posts myself! I am having a blast! You’re amazing!
TO "I see her outside everyday" me: because she is here to pick up her brother..? You know..like she told you. Several times
Dude has a rat up his ass about being important. I work security, I don't do because I have a fantasy about being a cop, I do it because the money is good, I like the work and I only occasionally get punched.
I basically have no more authority than any other civilian, but my word carries a little more weight in a court case and no thinks twice if I get physical to subdue someone being a dick.
But I'm familiar with ass hats like that. The reason they went to security was because the police knew they were A-holes who shouldn't have any authority.
Is there a subreddit called "dudeidoworkhere"? I need an episode on it
R/idoworkherelady
same XD
www.reddit.com/r/IDOWORKHERELADY/comments/d0zfgo/im_not_a_student_im_actually_a_teach_nope_off_to/
I kinda get a little mad when ads show up at the wrong time but I just remind my self he’s making money out of it
Yeah and doesn't put up 7 ads in a 17 minute long video.
The only part I hate about yt ads is when I’m reading the comments then an ad pops up and takes me back to the top and closes the reply section I was reading from.
Hahaha, nice with the "dude I DO work here". Positive things for the incoming times, for you R/slash, keep up the good work. These stories keep me tethered to reality.
I felt the 1 about the school security guard. I'm 21 but I could pass as 12. I'm barely over 5 feet tall, a bit on the pudgy side, & have a baby face. Alot of people dont take me seriously cause they think I'm a teenager or even a kid. Once I had an uber driver almost refuse to give me a ride. As I was getting in the car, after I made absolutely sure that he was my driver & it was the correct car, the first thing he says is "How OLD are you??" Me being a lady, upon hearing some guy ask me my age, i immediately got pissed. I just gave him a death glare that would burn a whole through the sun, & yelled "EXCUSE YOU??" He started stuttering, trying to ask somewhat more politely if I was a kid. I just kept up the death glare as he looked at me, then at my uber profile pic, then back to me. He just muttered "oh.... i see" & started driving. I wasn't trying to scare the poor guy. I'm just so tired of everyone thinking I'm a kid, so whenever it happens, I do lose my temper a bit. Even some of my friends forget how old I am, even tho I'm older than some of them.
Makes mistake of asking customer for pizza
ASKS FOR FREE PIZZA
True
Karen logic
OP: *minding his own buisness*
Karen: let me introduce myself
4:25 though he was going to throw the drink at her and say “here you go”
"I swear like I was raised by Samuel L. Jackson." instant like! lmao
I've had something similar while walking past my old secondary school, pushing a pushchair. I left maybe 6 years ago. I laughed in their face
I’ve been the customer asking another customer for something and I hear the I don’t work here.
Then I leave it at that. I say my bad and find an actual employee. The end.
8:50 I feel this pain to hard last year I needed to catch a taxi during the day, I was 23 at the time the cab driver asked me why I wasn't in school
"I swear like I was raised by Samuel L Jackson"
What the F*#& is that supposed to mean!?
That final story sure gave me a big smile...GG bro.
Yesterday it actually happened to me "Lady, I don't work here" moment. Because I was wearing my dark-blue workcoat.
And the supermarket I was looking through the vegetable stand, all the employees also use the same color clothing.
Luckily this lady quickly caught that it was a coat...not a polo, and a different company stood on my back...Still managed to help her out (she was looking for a specific type of Tomato, because the super recently changed the layout).
10:54 If you are in the shop and wearing anything that looks slightly formal you CLEARLY work there
"Suffice to say, I was" rslash, "Hoongry"
first story, so is that how you beat karens? by going under the guise of a manager?
Beat her in her own game.
I've seen this happening more and more and it drives me nuts. The word is "wary" not "weary". Also phased in place of fazed and isle instead of aisle. I know they're correctly spelled words but they're The Wrong Words. Ok I'm done.
I understand the other ones, but could someone explains the isle/aisle thing to me?
@@bonnietelocole6777 Isle is short for island. Aisle is found in grocery/other stores.
I know why the poster gets so irritated. The number of posts with the incorrect word used is astounding, especially with those who are making political comments!! For example Traitors betray people, traders engage in commerce. Half the time I am not sure if the mistakes are from malfunctioning auto spell checks or ignorance.
That last one was the best I've ever heard. "dude, I work here" lol
DUDEEE I'm the original poster of the pizza parlour story! this is crazy, thank you for posting this man!
Also, in case you didn't see the part 2 of that story, Karen didn't get her free pizza after all lmao
Didn't the Karen try to get you fired from your actual job for her mistaking you as a pizza parlor employee?
@@strudel_reviews She did! She called the district manager on me multiple times but her description of me was lacking. She didn't have my name, either, so her complaint didn't go very far. Details are muddy cause it happened forever ago now but my (now former) district manager had the number blocked in the end.
@@milkandvine1776 good on your former district manager for standing up for you Op
man the master plan of chess to get a free pizza xD