This video was instantly demonetized Me: Hey TH-cam can you pay me for the work I did? TH-cam: You don't work here dude. You can support me here: bit.ly/supportRSLASH
Because she is an accomplice not an instigator. Instigator is who starts it and considered the mastermind of the case. They always get harsher punishment than the accomplice.
@@ploppledoodledoo17 regardless of the abuse, it wasn't her idea to kidnap the child and it wasn't her dragging the child forcibly over. From a simple standpoint of view of a cop, she is still seen as an accomplice who went along with her husband who ultimately decided to kidnap the child. Because she did not come up with the idea, did not start this, and only played along due to the situation. She is still considered an accomplice by definition.
@@lucejustluce2543 ha, yesterday I watched one of that court videos where a woman stabbed her husband with a pumpkin carving knife, gues what she got? A fine and domestic abuse classes.. Like what the hell? She was smiling throughout the whole case, people in the background were laughing about the guy GETTING STABBED, excuse me??
Somehow the kidnapping story is even more terrifying when you realize that he started by accusing her of being a lousy employee and somehow switched to saying she was his daughter while still trying to get her outside. Wtf was his plan in the beginning???
Good question. Also, what was his plan once he got her out of the store? Actually drag her into the car? Probably he's done this before if he thought it would work.
Considering how the wife sided with him going so far as to slap the OP, I wonder if it was a whole scheme to kidnap and the husband chose OP..... Some people are weird, then others still are psychotic.
"wow I must kidnap this girl pretending she is my daughter because I mistakes her for an employee, I'm so intelligent." "Or you could just apologize" "Damn it"
@Margaret Anthony Its not the horror this girl went through that is funny. It's the fact that this idiot made an assumption, couldn't own up to it, and got himself 18 months in prison. It's even funnier if you imagine him in prison surrounded by rapists, thieves and murderers, and when he tells his story its: "I went out to buy some groceries and this chick wouldn't help me, so I dragged her to the front to get her fired. Turned out she didn't work there, so I panicked and said she was my daughter that I caught stealing, but then her Aunt came, so I panicked and ran. Also, I forgot I didn't pay for the groceries."
Oh man, that sidearm story... Reminds me of a similar experience with me. I have to work a rotating schedule. When I am on a night shift rotation I will walk my German Shepherd on the nights I am not working. My standard route for a while was a 3 mile route around the neighborhood, I love walking at night during the summers because its nice and cool, its peaceful, and for the most part I don't ever see anyone else... CUE the Karen of my story. Let me preface this with the fact that I am an officer, and at the time of this story I was waiting for my concealed carry permit to be approved by the local police department so if I wanted to carry I had to open carry. One day about half way through my walk, a local officer pulls up and asks me what I am doing, staging behind his vehicle. I just friendly say I am walking my dog. He realized I was being calm and came up and told me that a lady called to report that I was walking around at night, casing houses and threating her with my gun and "vicious" dog. Meanwhile my dogs butt is wagging and happy, she feeds off of my energy fairly well. I explained to him that I was also an officer and just waiting for my concealed to come in, or I wouldn't have been open carrying to begin with. That conversation ended with us talking about our duty pistols, which shooting ranges we liked the most in the area, ect. Que about a week later, once again this officer pulls up to me on my walk and says he got a report from the same crazy woman and asked me to walk back to her location with him (it was only like a block away at this point.) So we walk back and this lady goes crazy that the officer is bringing a "ferocious beast" to her property (she was sitting next to me on the sidewalk, not on her property) and "how dare you invite this criminal to my home. He could shoot me at any time!!!" The officer tries to calmly explain to her that I am also an officer and just walking my dog. I pulled out my badge (I carry it on me when I have my pistol as a little extra insurance) and my dog whines because she just wants to get back to walking. She flips out that I better keep that "Disgusting mutt" away from her, and then threatens to call the cops on me if I EVER walk by her house again. The officer told her that if she calls the cops on me again on false reports of me threating her, that she will be arrested instead. Needless to say, about 3 days later I walk my normal route, officer pulls up again, pets my dog (meanwhile I hear a woman screaming in the back of his car) and says "well she is in the back for false reports, but if you could, please walk on the next street up from now on, this woman is a living hell to deal with."
I've had people call my GSD and Doberman "vicious" then threaten to call the cops, I just smiled, said "try it" and since I was on the street, they never did. Honestly, both were/are (don't have the Doberman any more) whipped by the tiny dog my Mom has.
At 5'3" I am severely vertically challenged and I have often had to resort to asking someone who is NOT VC to pull something from a top shelf for me. Fortunately, everyone I asked was polite enough to get the item for me. Something I have noticed in many of these stories is that not only are these people stupid enough that they can't seem to understand plain English when they are told "I don't work here" but that stupidity also extends to their not seeming to realize that there are such things as security cameras and when they lie about what happened the security tape is very quickly going to prove they are lying....like the Karen who accused the armored truck employee of "waving the gun around" when the tape proved that the gun was never out of it's holster. You would think that if they MUST lie, they would at least try to make their lie believable and certainly not tell a lie that can immediately be proven to be a lie.
@@maryannanderson7517 There was that one Karen who *spit in a cop's face* when told they weren't pressing charges on the vet she grabbed who slammed her to the ground in response. I just remind myself that these people are *actually* crazy.
I go for the "excuse me can I ask you something?" when I know they work there, I'm dutch, you can expect zero from employees if you are rude. If they work at the place that means they are higher in rank than you, waiters, shelvestockers, delivery people, they are in charge not you. Foreigners (well Americans mainly) think dutch staff are so rude but frankly I really apreciate it. They are doing a job not trying to be servants to every person who buys something.
@Life's Adventures Yea, I have some pretty heavy social anxiety so I normally just blurt my question out immediately to get the interaction over with. But I have to be *absolutely* sure... Most times I'll just wander around without help until somebody asks me if they can assist, or they're literally stocking shelves etc. lol
"You're dressed like a Dirty Warehouse Worker". Okay, that is very offensive. I do volunteer work in a Warehouse, and even though I wear work attire, I am "always" clean and presentable. If it was me, I would have turned around and said "Better to have dirty clothes, then a trash dump of a mouth like you do".
I feel like it was his intention to kidnap her from the jump. The girl might've just been confused but theres no way his actual train of thought went to "Damn I was wrong I guess I have to kidnap her now."
My second time watching this video. Maybe I watch too many crime documentaries... but I think that "wife" wasn't a wife. She was a previous victim who was brainwashed. OP was the monster's next victim of choice. Edit: probably NOT the second one.
I know this comment is old af, but basically the only other rationale that could have made this seem like a reasonable conclusion to come to is drugs. If the sweaty bbq stained wifebeater is anything to go by, probably drugs. Especially given that most kidnappers who have gotten away with it more than once are typically smart enough to not draw attention to themselves, as opposed to making a giant scene in a public grocery store.
Though the premise here is valid, I don't believe that a teacher is going to use profanity toward another employee. The editor of these various series of stories seems to be language impaired, as he/she/it puts gratuitous profanity into virtually every story. Believe it or not, that doesn't happen in real life.
@@heathermiller6046 ride or die is not something you can take lightly unless you're making a joke which is like half the time it's used, also should never be initiated with an idiot unless you are also an idiot
Similar thing happened to me at Walmart when I was in my early 20's. I did work there but due to an eye infection, I wasn't able to wear contacts and, alas, had no glasses. So I'm sitting in the floor stocking lipsticks when I hear someone whistle. I looked up but, of course, couldn't see anyone. I continued stocking until I was grabbed by my arm and pulled to my feet. Some guy was screaming in my face that "when he whistles and crooks his finger, I was to come running". I tried to tell him that I couldn't see but he wouldn't even let me finish. He just kept screaming threats at me and started shaking me very hard. At this point he was scaring me, so I started yelling for help and the assistant manager came running over. The jerk let go of me and ran. The assistant manager tried to catch the guy but couldn't. I had finger bruises on my arm but no worse for wear. People can be really mean.
People are fucking crazy lmao, how do these people really think it’s a good idea to just grab and assault someone and scream in their faces when they need something? 💀
They probably took a plea deal. Less than 3% of all criminal prosecutions in the USA actually go to trial. In the rest, the filed charges are used as more of an intimidation tactic than a serious prosecution.
@@infamousheadshaker3600 America actually imposes really harsh / long prison sentences compared to the rest of the western countries (culturally, not geographically; I'm referring to Australia & NZ in addition to Canada and Western Europe...)
I would carry a taser but my state says they're illegal because they could be deadly if the person has a pacemaker or something So I just carry a footlong+ razor sharp pointed single-sided knife which is perfectly legal to carry by anyone anywhere as long as it doesn't fold with two handles or a spring (cuz that's illegal)
In my State, carrying a knife is legal (as we have a large percentage of farmers and ranchers). Heck, nearly everything a farmer or rancher has in their truck would be considered a weapon in some places. So that would be ruled "self-defense" here.
One weekend I went away with my dad (my parents are divorced). My mom was showering so couldn’t lock the door. After I get in the car, my dad asks me if I had gone back in. Apparently this guy went in my mom’s apartment for some reason. My dog, Violet (who is a red and blue pit bull mixed), barked and attacked him. My mom carries pepper spray now. Also once I was unlocking my step-dad’s truck and someone came up to me and tried to grab me so I stabbed him with my step-dad’s keys
Levels of lies Karens say when they see a gun Lv1 Karen: he’s waving his gun around in the store! Lv20 Karen: he’s doing jumping-jacks while duel wielding desert eagles! Lv100 Karen: he’s doing the griddy while quadruple wielding M416 ARs !
I don't believe any Karen would know the name or brand of any type of weapon. Assault rifle assault rifle!!!! He's going to kill us all.....um ma'am, ar doesn't mean assault rifle, and this one on my hip, is a handgun.
I quit walmart almost 2 years ago. To this day people think I work their. Last one was a manager telling me to go work am order...... I told her to go work it herself.
Would be awesome but i understand if he wants to hide his face. He has a life outside of YT cuz so far I’m sure he’s not a AI. ( would be hell if a plot twist)
I've experienced a few clappers in middle school. Not only did they speak at 500 mph, but they clapped everytime they finished a single word, sounded almost like a minigun.
I once met a clapper at a cafe. We shared an interesting conversation: Me: *Standing 1,5 meters away from her* She: Hey, what are you doing so close? Me: *Not knowing she's talking to me* She: *Pintches my face* Are you listening to me? Me: *Noticing her* What? She: *Starts clapping after each word for no reason* Are you listening? Me: *Cutting her off as I want to get my coffee and my muffin* ... She: *Still clapping* What are you doing?! Me: *Paying my coffee and muffing while keeping my eye contact and then walking to my sisters.* I get to the table and sit down before both of my sisters burst out laughing. It was a small cafe, so she hears it as well. She's pissed. Until this moment I didn't know what she was asking from me, because I had my headphones on. I got to know what was happening before I noticed her by my sisters. (I wasn't even that close. For any american reader 1,5 meters is about 5 feet and there was someone before her only like 0,5 meters away...)
@@woman4220 It's not really up to us to tell what measurements are used in America (as a whole continent) And just to point out, I think that everyone (even countries/continents) strives to be different from one another, but somehow it's easier/ it shows up better in America? These are just my thoughts, so please correct me if I'm totally wrong.
@@Abbenxena It's just the way I'm used to writing it. It has actually been rather recent when I was told at all that it's supposed to be written like '1.5' and not '1,5' I'll still probably gonna accidentally write it like that and I'm sorry if it bothers you. Old habit dies hard.
Me: *sees that person has an holster with a gun* Normal people: would not get closer to the guy and would want to get out the fastest as possible My mind: *_don't make stealing jokes, don't make stealing jokes, don't make stealing jokes_*
"Honey can you grab me a snack for later" "Sure just grab the bleach paper towels and a new daughter" "Um ok" 5 minuets later "Ok got her" "IT WAS A JOKE"
I'm a clapper... in a way. In my defense, I only ever clap when I'm in the right. Like when that one basic Starbucks drinking, UGGS wearing little maniac tried to get in front of me in line. Long story short, she spilled coffee on me because I didn't let her cut in line so I feel like me clapping at her about being a "self-entitled little Karen" was justified. I may or may not have also sneezed on her because her perfume was so strong and told her I was "allergic to Kardashian wanabees" but that's beside the point.
That last one reminded me of something that happened 40 years ago. I went to an all boys high school, and was part of an honor guard for the girls in our sister-schools flag team at football games. Part of the requirement was to ride in a bus with flag team/band members - normally there was a charge for this if you weren't a member of one of the teams. For an away game, my stepdad wanted to go but didn't want to drive the whole way alone, so I simply paid for him to ride on the same bus I did. My stepdad was somewhat younger than my Mother, but due to a genetic condition looked *much* younger (no beard, very smooth skin). Now back then you could smoke on school grounds if you were an adult - obviously students couldn't. He lit up a last cig just before the bus was about to be boarded and take off - and cue butthole teacher.: "Boy, you must *want* detention!" "I'm not a student". "Don't lie to me! I've seen you in homeroom!" (at this point the other students and I are standing around trying not to laugh) "Son, I'm older than you are, I'm 44 and you look about 30. I am not a student. I am his dad." - and my 5'7" pale German stepdad points to my 6'4" obviously mixed race self - when I say no resemblance I mean *no way* we are related. Unfortunately for the teacher he doesn't see the vice principal, a family friend, walking up behind him as he starts cursing up a storm and grabs at the cigarette in my stepdad's mouth. As my stepdad naturally pulls back, the teacher's hand hits his glasses knocking them off. The teacher is immediately grabbed by the shoulder and spun around by the vice-principal who calmly says "That is Mr. X - he is that students step-father and a good friend, wth do you think you're doing." The teacher started verbally backtracking "oh, I thought he was *just* a student, I didn't realize..." At this point the vice principal begins a lecture that I will never forget - but can't repeat here in detail. Basically, 'None of our students is *just* a student...never speak like that to, or in front of students again....*NEVER* touch a student in anger like that..go home, you aren't needed to chaperone the bus, Mr. X can do it as he's riding anyway . Be in my office tomorrow at 8 AM" We'll never know what was said, but we had a substitute for homeroom that morning - and never saw that teacher again.
Yeah, assaulting a random adult is bad enough. But if he had been a student (and a minor, presumably) that teacher's career would be jolly-well-fact *and* the school would be liable.
@@ally_chat My Vice Principal was the same, he was there to help the kids and teach, anything else came second. The only "trouble" I got in was in 10th grade. A bully sucker punched me and kept going, so I was defending myself. Bully was dragged away by security and expelled, I was taken to his office after seeing the nurse. He told me he "had to" suspend me for 2 days, zero tolerance crap as he called it, but my Dad (Mom was further away) was almost an hour away, so I should go get all the work i was going to miss in class, so I wouldn't fall behind. I finished it by the next day, so Dad and I did oil changes and other stuff we enjoyed doing together for the weekend. Also, in 3 years of high school, I NEVER saw him wear the same tie twice, dude must have had a separate bedroom for his tie-closet.
@@SheepdogSmokey That's pretty cool of him, two days sucks but I'm pretty sure that's policy for fights. Yeah, the tie thing, I know a student in my class and I have never seen him wear two of the same socks so I can definitely see the curiosity on that lol.
James GG nah back in the day teachers and administrators were allowed to get a bit more physical with students. Today, yea, he’d be fired, arrested, & sued... but back then, nothing would come of it. Hell I saw teachers assault students ~15 years ago & get away with it, just as the PC / sue-happy culture was really taking hold.
or yugo was closed out of the room for the recording. i think rslash reads the stories ahead of time, and plans comedic moments like that, andk new yugo woud bark, and planned ahead. [booooooo, bring puppy bloopers back!!!]
I would Have followed Up with " Be sure to get those Batteries for Your vibratior you act like it has Been a while and You Need them. It is Making you Bitchy"
that last one needs to go in r/iDOworkherelady Edit: this is my most liked comment, it probably will stay like that, kinda got me surprised tho. thank you people, who like comments about correcting a reddit thread, i appreciate your support.
Well, the last story started off as r/iDOworkheresir and ended as r/iDOworkherelady. Not sure if that was a language problem or a made-up story problem.
I feel like this is why many stores ban open carry and enforce that. They are already well aware and don't want this kind of trouble, but then again the other side is like; _but... but my rights are being violated!_
Not if you talk to my wife's boss here in Australia. Even when they are rude and insulting the assistants have to be polite and agree or get the manager and who wants to do that. The entitleds need to be removed.
We always had to "follow policy or get written up/fired". When we did and entitled asked for managers, the managers ALWAYS "changed the policy" and made us hourlys look like complete idiots. That would infuriate me. I despise that Customer is always right BS. ( I worked with public over 30 years. I would never treat anyone like crap. Honey is sweeter!)
0:07 - Titular story - Store Karen calls the cops on OP for (legally) carrying a gun, gets arrested instead (TW: Gun, which is not actually used) 2:49 - Drug store Darren assaults OP for having earbuds in while shopping, attempts to kidnap OP while making up a cover story, gets arrested (TW: Abuse, violence) 6:42 - Warehouse Darren yells at OP for the crime of waiting to pick up the furniture they themself ordered 1:46 - Walmart Karen rudely demands to know where the batteries are, gets sassed by OP the fellow customer 13:15 - OP the car dealership consultant is mistaken for someone involved in... a steamy industry (TW: Sexual content mention, but nothing actually happens) 15:08 - Angry teacher assumes OP the substitute teacher is a student
Crazy lady: You’re being arrested. OP: Here take this. Crazy lady: What’s this!? OP: An uno reverse card. Now you’re being arrested Thx for the likes guys!
When I was in my teens, I worked part time in a deli. A woman came up to the counter when her number was called. I being the lucky one waited on her. She specifically said she wanted a 1/2 pound of and began rattling off a list of luncheon meats and cheeses. I asked her politely if she could either slow down or hand me her list so that I could better serve her. She proceeded to repeat her order in a slow voice and clapping I (clap) want (clap) etc. Then ended with telling me to chop chop. I refused to ever wait on her again. Then I quit a month later. Needless to say that retail working is not for me.
I'm in the same boat as that last person, I'm 27 and I look about 16-17 and often get mistaken for being a new employee at work, my worst instance was this maybe 18-19 year old girl who clearly had a superiority complex (SCG).. I work in a toy shop, it's absolutely not the biggest store, you have good sense of if there are and roughly where ppl are when you're in some shelves tidying up. Lego is my area so I spend a fair amount of my time there hunkered down and organising ( it's crazy how fast Lego boxes look horribly disarrayed). If I'm specifically out in the store doing a longer job of tidying up I usually put the bell on the counter a little more firmly out in the open so ppl will take the hint and ring for help, if I don't do that my ears are on stalks trying to hear where everyone is and if they're nearing the counter or not (hello ADHD brain). so to be able to concentrate fully on my task I will do that, it doesn't always work and I still manage to track customers by some weird power.. SCG was at the counter for approximately 10 seconds before I heard stomping towards me (finding me on hands and knees with my head almost in the shelves trying to sort out some electrics for a display TV that wasn't on) and she then manages to say 'uuuuhm you should be more present in the store, I've been waiting for a long time and I'm in a hurry' (she'd been browsing about the store for probably 15 minutes taking her sweet time), I start following her to the till as I'm listening to her and inside I'm just going 'how the hell am I supposed to know you are stood still at the counter or at the displays right next to the counter??' I put on my best customer service smile and voice and say 'oh I'm so sorry I didn't hear the bell' (she hadn't rung it) and then moved the bell away from about the middle of the counter in order to reach the product she'd put down on the counter. She kind of huffs and looks away as though she'd completely missed the bell (huge black classic reception desk bell, hard to miss) and didn't want to admit that it was embarrassing that she had, and then when she turns back around she again says I should be more present in the store, 'she had worked in a store too, she knew what was required, I would probably learn that as I got more experience working there'.. I was 26 at the time, had had this job about 3 years, (and customer service is one of the things customers will go onto our fb page and praise me for) and she spoke to me as though I was about 14 and this was an internship and she my (shitty) manager.
Be a woman that works at gamestop, you get clapped at all the time. Customer: Do you know where I can find Mario for Xbox? Me: Sorry, but Mario is a Nintendo game, and Nintendo creates things tend to stay on their consoles. You would need to pick out a Wii, Wii-u or one of their DS games. (No switch at the time.) Customer: Perhaps you don't understand. You probably don't even play games. Let me break it down for you. I clap want clap a Mario game clap on the clap xbox. Not clap Nintendo. Sheesh, they'll hire anyone here. Me: Sir, I think you should do some research yourself. He proceeds to ask for a manager. And I direct him to the female keyholder that was present and he left in a huff. This is also the same place a dude was banned on my first day (my first day was the Destiny midnight launch), after he proceeded to shove me into the brick wall outside, hard enough to cause scrapes, but soft enough that I could handle easy. Assistant manager came out and fixed the situation by never letting him in again
Oh god yes. I was a female working at Game for two years. Mostly got away without sexism and just had surprised reactions at my existence, but had one guy who knew fuck all about games and admitted he hadn't owned a console since his old atari, come in to buy a PS3 from us who. After every single game recommendation I made, he ask for "a man's opinion of that". I was recommending uncharted, bioshock and the last of us.
Somnium Shadows I work at GameStop and I feel that on a personal level every time I recommend games like Hitman and DMC. Like why does my opinion need to be backed up by a man if I can tell you the mechanics and gameplay for you like you asked. 😑
I’m autistic and I have PTSD from abuse, and a lot of these stories sound like an absolute nightmare to me. As a result of having both autism and PTSD, if someone grabs me out of nowhere or without permission I immediately lash out without any forethought. I wouldn’t let someone grabbing me get that far without screaming, punching, kicking or biting them. If I was OP in the second story, that crazy man and his wife very likely would’ve been covered in bruises, scratches, and even bites, especially after being slapped by some random woman.
Yea it's pretty commom. People do it when they feel there word don't have impact enough to intimidate you.....I see someone do this atleast 3-5× a day and it's always rude ass people.
Jesus Christ, I've lucked out. Never had to deal with it IRL, so I thought it was exclusive to twitter and the like. Guess I'll have to do the Black Panther ape-bark if someone claps at me.
My sister gets pissy at the simplest of things and will lose her mind over them. Anytime she's even the littlest bit irritated, she does the clapping&yelling thing. So far, the best way to deal with that that I've found is dropping all inflection on my voice and talking in blunt, concise sentences (essentially make it like talking to an emotionless brick wall). After a while, she usually just gives up and leaves, but when she's really mad, I shorten my sentences further and try to answer in one or two words at most. That always does the trick.
Don’t worry about the sexy bed room voice I found it funny. Last time I ever heard a sexy bed room voice was from my girlfriend who was drunk. Was funny because as she said it she passed out face first on to the floor. Gives me flashbacks and makes me laugh.
I got the "Do you work here?" while literally wearing badges or shirts with the company name as big as my face! Really? Is my first thought, while wearing said items as big as my face!
I snap my finger's when I'm trying to remember what I'm looking for. I always think it's going to magically pop the word into my head. It never does and usually just leads to me trying to describe the object.
I only clap when I'm extremely excited. I've had people do it to be snappy at me, but I've never tried returning the favor. OP in that story had the right idea.
Alex Smiley Bug how I deal with clappers. First : warn them. Second : give them 10 seconds Third : they’re missing a hand oh shit what have I done. Specifically in that order.
The complete quote: "The customer is always right, in matters of taste." This is VERY different from how it's usually used. So when someone tries to pull the BS on you with it, finish it for them and then ask them how it applies.
The two phrases are actually reversed in what I believe is the original quote, but you're right. Another useful quote: "Text, without context, is pretext."
Was at the sex shop. This crazy lady starts poking me, and asking a bunch of stuff. Me: Jesus, I told you a million times already, I don't work here, mom.
Galador it was a joke, but the joke was that, he was at a sex shop *alone* and his mom comes in (or see him from the outside if there’s any windows) then asks him a bunch of question like, why are you here, what do you need here, and where are the fucking dragon dildos
I was a custodian/janitor at a school for my first job, and my uniform included a navy blue polo shirt which was very similar to what employees wear at Walmart. My experience went like this: Walmart Customer: "Excuse me, where can I find (product)?" Me still in uniform: "I'm not sure. Sorry, I don't actually work here." WC: "Oh, OK. My mistake." That was it... I guess these situations don't escalate much when there isn't a lunatic around.
i have seen a guy clap while saying something P E W D I E P I E. Edit: holy shit i get bombarded by this one comment Edit 2: it has come to a point where TH-cam doesnt even notificates me about some one liking it
@@ivanzed you fucking ruined everything. And it's just that you've accepted it as normal, and the younger generation is learning to question why it's normal, and do it loudly. Squeaky wheel gets the oil or however the saying goes.
Me, (in the same situation with a clapping lady)... I. 'SLAP!' don't. 'SLAP!' know. 'SLAP!' where. 'SLAP!' the. 'SLAP!' batteries. 'SLAP!' are. 'SLAP!'
I've only had someone do the clap thing at me once while I was bartending with a full bar. We had 4-5 times the number of waitresses and only two bartenders. Not to mention it was happy hour, we have one person man the front bar and one do all the drinks for server tables, and we are a Big place. A lady somehow manages to SQUEEZE herself in between two regulars, no chair as they were none left, we had a Great happy hour and a Lot of people love to come in last minute to get the deal and I Always try to slip them in before the computer auto shuts off the happy hour button. (Are cooks hate us because we can do it 10mins after and often do.) I smile and say I'll be right with her as I rush back and forth from the computer for our food specials, to make drinks, and back to the next to the customer waiting. I'm getting everone orders for last call happy hour, she maybe had to wait two or three minutes before she does the LOUD "excuse me!" I am a very mild tempered bartender. It's why I'm upfront a lot and have a ton of regulars. I calmly tell her as I multi task making drinks and punching more orders in. "I'm sorry ma'am, I have some customers in front of you. Be right with you." She practically screamed "No. Now!" I stop what I'm doing thinking it's an emergency. She started off telling me how rude i was to ignore a customer and finished with how she and her family found a empty seat in somewhere and they haven't even had menus yet. Our hosts seat everyone who isnt at the bar. If they put themselves in their own empty seat its because it was a dead section, meaning the server in that area has been cut. I told her I don't serve tables. I only take care of the bar but the hostess will gladly seat them. As close to me as she can while leaning over the bar she yells and claps in my face. "I dont care. Get your ass over there and Get 👏me👏my👏drinks👏now!" One of my regulars on the Other side of the bar, because everyone can hear her, yells. "No! Cant you see she's busy here? She👏 a👏 fucking👏 bartender👏 bitch!👏 Go get a server!" A few other bar guest chimed in abuloit her rudeness and the lady stormed off. Apparently she cussed me out to my manager and wanted me fired but some of my regulars were still there when the news reached me and had my back. Did I mention I love my regulars? Also, the pointing a finger in my face pisses me off more then anything. I don't know why, its certainly not the rudest thing that happens in my line of work.
@@vshatriya5254 hey, i was already working to feed the 30+ people up there, i don't have the time to fit them into a cauldron and boi them. ROASTING them on the other hand...
I'm disabled and i get clapped at occasionally. I always look at them in dead silence like THEY'RE the idiot. "Really? You're being THAT person?" kind of look. Most of the time they realize they're the ahole and leave (sometimes with apology) but occasionally i have to slowly raise my paralyzed left arm (it's only partial from the elbow to shoulder but fully unresponsive and atrophied from below the elbow down) and clap back at them "I'M. DISABLED. NOT. STUPID." and they always take that moment to leave in a huff xD
I *clap* didn't *clap* know *clap* people *clap* did *clap* that. i thought it was a meme. i never met a clapper, but i'm sure i've met someone that could give more clap than a standing ovation.
I might ask the Karen if she’s practicing for audition for a Clapper commercial (the device where you clap your hands and a light-or other devices- turns on or off).
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Why did the woman only get a fine? She assisted in the kidnap and also actually assaulted her.
Because she's a woman.
Because she is an accomplice not an instigator. Instigator is who starts it and considered the mastermind of the case. They always get harsher punishment than the accomplice.
@@SMAXZO or because she wasnt the initial aggressor like the comment above me says
sHe sLappEd a cHilD
@@ploppledoodledoo17 regardless of the abuse, it wasn't her idea to kidnap the child and it wasn't her dragging the child forcibly over. From a simple standpoint of view of a cop, she is still seen as an accomplice who went along with her husband who ultimately decided to kidnap the child. Because she did not come up with the idea, did not start this, and only played along due to the situation. She is still considered an accomplice by definition.
The Wife should have definitely gotten some jail time too.
Ikr, she also assaulted her. Idk if she said that the EW slapped her, but she should've if she didn't.
Even if she did do the slapping, the justice system caters to women so they usually don't go to jail for assault and stuff, kinda unfortunate
@@lucejustluce2543 Truth
@@lucejustluce2543 ha, yesterday I watched one of that court videos where a woman stabbed her husband with a pumpkin carving knife, gues what she got? A fine and domestic abuse classes.. Like what the hell? She was smiling throughout the whole case, people in the background were laughing about the guy GETTING STABBED, excuse me??
I know that was bs
Somehow the kidnapping story is even more terrifying when you realize that he started by accusing her of being a lousy employee and somehow switched to saying she was his daughter while still trying to get her outside. Wtf was his plan in the beginning???
Good question. Also, what was his plan once he got her out of the store? Actually drag her into the car? Probably he's done this before if he thought it would work.
Dude couldnt say sorry, but he could kidnap someone... people are fuckin weird
Considering how the wife sided with him going so far as to slap the OP, I wonder if it was a whole scheme to kidnap and the husband chose OP..... Some people are weird, then others still are psychotic.
Maybe he was high.
@@strawberrysoulforever8336 most like he was thinking he would threaten her quiet and run away
"Welcome to r/Idontworkherelady"
Oh boy, I love these vide-
"Where a customer tries to *kidnap a little girl"*
... BOY THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY.
Things Just went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick!
Shit went from 0 to 100 very quick
@@HelloThere-sj9ig Like Christopher Titus would say "You have definitely skipped some levels!"
R/idontworkherelady *BECOME DAUGHTER*
and he’s whining about why TH-cam demonetized him for the video…yeah, that opening lime will do that
"wow I must kidnap this girl pretending she is my daughter because I mistakes her for an employee, I'm so intelligent."
"Or you could just apologize"
"Damn it"
Could've gotten away with minor assault charges but got attempted kidnapping and assault charges
@Lil Heinz94 you sound like if you were the guy who assaulted her lol
*no*
Apologies are only to be used to lessen the harshness of a sentence.
Are you Ramsey Rosso?
My mother is a clapper... Get her pissed off enough and she almost turns into a seal.
Same
Mine too lol
Mine too I didn't know other people did it 😂
Lmao
That sounds incredibly hilarious to watch from a distance, and incredibly obnoxious to have done to you. You have my sympathies.
OP: *Is literally getting kidnapped*
RSlash: *Laughs Hysterically*
I had to pause the video for ten minutes before I was able to stop laughing at that post and now you started it again
@@MrJerichoPumpkin Glad to see a metal connoisseur. Mastodon rules!
I could imagine a situation like this:
OP: *gets stabbed*
Me: aww, can I do that to? No? :(
@Margaret Anthony Its not the horror this girl went through that is funny. It's the fact that this idiot made an assumption, couldn't own up to it, and got himself 18 months in prison. It's even funnier if you imagine him in prison surrounded by rapists, thieves and murderers, and when he tells his story its: "I went out to buy some groceries and this chick wouldn't help me, so I dragged her to the front to get her fired. Turned out she didn't work there, so I panicked and said she was my daughter that I caught stealing, but then her Aunt came, so I panicked and ran. Also, I forgot I didn't pay for the groceries."
It was funny
6:38
Husband: no!... I'm... uh disciplining my daughter, right wife!?
Wife: Well okay I guess we're kidnapping this child now.
The Wife: Wasn't it that 12 year old last time?
Wife: are we doing this now? Okay...
Another one to the basement, I guess.
Basically what happened
In Texas just don't brush your teeth for a long time to infect the bite wound
Lady: Where CLAP are CLAP the CLAP batteries?
My head; I can't CLAP understand CLAP your accent! CLAP
...Spongebob has ruined my life xD
XD XD YES!!!!!! I remember that episode!!
lmao that episode was great
I remember that episode. It was so long ago I watched that.
omg yes I loved that episode
Omg that's hilarious lmao.
rSlash: "Have you ever accidentally kidnapped a teenage girl?"
[Yes]
[No]
*>[Prefer not to answer]
Mo15 😂😂😂😂
So
Yes = Yes and I have no shame that i kidnapped someone
No = just no, that’s dumb
Prefer not to answer = yes, but to embarrassed to say yes
Well yes but no
Mo15, Best comment on all of TH-cam.
Laugh
Oh man, that sidearm story... Reminds me of a similar experience with me.
I have to work a rotating schedule. When I am on a night shift rotation I will walk my German Shepherd on the nights I am not working. My standard route for a while was a 3 mile route around the neighborhood, I love walking at night during the summers because its nice and cool, its peaceful, and for the most part I don't ever see anyone else... CUE the Karen of my story.
Let me preface this with the fact that I am an officer, and at the time of this story I was waiting for my concealed carry permit to be approved by the local police department so if I wanted to carry I had to open carry. One day about half way through my walk, a local officer pulls up and asks me what I am doing, staging behind his vehicle. I just friendly say I am walking my dog. He realized I was being calm and came up and told me that a lady called to report that I was walking around at night, casing houses and threating her with my gun and "vicious" dog. Meanwhile my dogs butt is wagging and happy, she feeds off of my energy fairly well. I explained to him that I was also an officer and just waiting for my concealed to come in, or I wouldn't have been open carrying to begin with. That conversation ended with us talking about our duty pistols, which shooting ranges we liked the most in the area, ect.
Que about a week later, once again this officer pulls up to me on my walk and says he got a report from the same crazy woman and asked me to walk back to her location with him (it was only like a block away at this point.) So we walk back and this lady goes crazy that the officer is bringing a "ferocious beast" to her property (she was sitting next to me on the sidewalk, not on her property) and "how dare you invite this criminal to my home. He could shoot me at any time!!!" The officer tries to calmly explain to her that I am also an officer and just walking my dog. I pulled out my badge (I carry it on me when I have my pistol as a little extra insurance) and my dog whines because she just wants to get back to walking. She flips out that I better keep that "Disgusting mutt" away from her, and then threatens to call the cops on me if I EVER walk by her house again.
The officer told her that if she calls the cops on me again on false reports of me threating her, that she will be arrested instead. Needless to say, about 3 days later I walk my normal route, officer pulls up again, pets my dog (meanwhile I hear a woman screaming in the back of his car) and says "well she is in the back for false reports, but if you could, please walk on the next street up from now on, this woman is a living hell to deal with."
Culvey lmao serves her right
Dude you should post this on reddit if you haven’t already
¿Que? (I think you mean "cue." You might be trying to spell "queue," but that's not right either.)
That is a lot of text
I've had people call my GSD and Doberman "vicious" then threaten to call the cops, I just smiled, said "try it" and since I was on the street, they never did. Honestly, both were/are (don't have the Doberman any more) whipped by the tiny dog my Mom has.
"Your car needs servicing, not me" best line he could have used!
I do love how she just switches her work voice off, we've all been there even if our work voice is different.
"I feel for you vertically challenged folks."
-OP 2019
But why are the good chips always 2 feet above our height? He is a good man to get my Doritos for my 5'3 butt
I've learned a new pair of words to use today :D
At 5'3" I am severely vertically challenged and I have often had to resort to asking someone who is NOT VC to pull something from a top shelf for me. Fortunately, everyone I asked was polite enough to get the item for me. Something I have noticed in many of these stories is that not only are these people stupid enough that they can't seem to understand plain English when they are told "I don't work here" but that stupidity also extends to their not seeming to realize that there are such things as security cameras and when they lie about what happened the security tape is very quickly going to prove they are lying....like the Karen who accused the armored truck employee of "waving the gun around" when the tape proved that the gun was never out of it's holster. You would think that if they MUST lie, they would at least try to make their lie believable and certainly not tell a lie that can immediately be proven to be a lie.
@@maryannanderson7517 There was that one Karen who *spit in a cop's face* when told they weren't pressing charges on the vet she grabbed who slammed her to the ground in response. I just remind myself that these people are *actually* crazy.
That teacher one was technically "I do work here lady" XD
r/IDontStudyHereLady?
R/ImNotEnrolledHereLady
r/ihaveasmallpeen
Also a bit like r/maliciouscompliance
A random Guy respect
This is exactly why "Do you work here?" is the first question I ask 😂
Yep - agreed
I go for the "excuse me can I ask you something?" when I know they work there, I'm dutch, you can expect zero from employees if you are rude. If they work at the place that means they are higher in rank than you, waiters, shelvestockers, delivery people, they are in charge not you. Foreigners (well Americans mainly) think dutch staff are so rude but frankly I really apreciate it. They are doing a job not trying to be servants to every person who buys something.
@Life's Adventures Yea, I have some pretty heavy social anxiety so I normally just blurt my question out immediately to get the interaction over with. But I have to be *absolutely* sure... Most times I'll just wander around without help until somebody asks me if they can assist, or they're literally stocking shelves etc. lol
@Life's Adventures ? That's what I was saying.
My mom once confused a women at target as an employee because she had a red shirt on
"You're dressed like a Dirty Warehouse Worker".
Okay, that is very offensive. I do volunteer work in a Warehouse, and even though I wear work attire, I am "always" clean and presentable. If it was me, I would have turned around and said "Better to have dirty clothes, then a trash dump of a mouth like you do".
Ba ba ba burn
ROASTED
Did I hear that intro right? Entitled customers try to kidnap a child!?
Yup.
yes because nowadays every is entitled to assualt a minor
@@fatal0tis176 yup!
@@iipixel8607 lol
FaTaL 0 tis Oof
I feel like it was his intention to kidnap her from the jump. The girl might've just been confused but theres no way his actual train of thought went to "Damn I was wrong I guess I have to kidnap her now."
Technically at that point the idea might be get away from witnesses then dump her and run
My second time watching this video. Maybe I watch too many crime documentaries... but I think that "wife" wasn't a wife. She was a previous victim who was brainwashed. OP was the monster's next victim of choice.
Edit: probably NOT the second one.
@@ViirinSoftworks im prolly gonna get wooshed, but darn, i cant stand it, thats bullshit
I know this comment is old af, but basically the only other rationale that could have made this seem like a reasonable conclusion to come to is drugs. If the sweaty bbq stained wifebeater is anything to go by, probably drugs. Especially given that most kidnappers who have gotten away with it more than once are typically smart enough to not draw attention to themselves, as opposed to making a giant scene in a public grocery store.
That last story about the young-looking teacher was more like a case of “Actually, I DO work here!”
15:00: So damn cringey.
@@slevinchannel7589 no, thats what almost every human being wouldve done, that works closely with coworkers
Though the premise here is valid, I don't believe that a teacher is going to use profanity toward another employee. The editor of these various series of stories seems to be language impaired, as he/she/it puts gratuitous profanity into virtually every story. Believe it or not, that doesn't happen in real life.
r/iworkhereman
I mean, the wife could just say "I don't know this man who is kidnapping someone who is clearly not my daughter."
Oh but that's too much common sense
If she was that sensible, she wouldn't have married him
She’s the textbook definition of a ride or die bitch. Whatever trouble your man is in, you’re in it too. Sooo, dumb! 🙄
@@Xhante damn and I thought I was ride or die lol
@@heathermiller6046 ride or die is not something you can take lightly unless you're making a joke which is like half the time it's used, also should never be initiated with an idiot unless you are also an idiot
OP: **is getting kidnapped**
rSlash: [insert Elon Musk laughing at a dead deer]
Ikr... No surprise he gets demonetised in thoses situation :monkaS:
@@Kya10 too much discord be like
@@Shadow-876 :omegaLUL:
th-cam.com/video/XEbhjrGyKuE/w-d-xo.html
Pissed me off how much he laughed! Cringed hard listening to him
Last one should be
r/Iactuallyworkhere
Or r/Idontstudyhere
totally didn't stole your comment, sorry for making the same comment as you, i didn't mean to
I'm actually the manager
Similar thing happened to me at Walmart when I was in my early 20's. I did work there but due to an eye infection, I wasn't able to wear contacts and, alas, had no glasses. So I'm sitting in the floor stocking lipsticks when I hear someone whistle. I looked up but, of course, couldn't see anyone. I continued stocking until I was grabbed by my arm and pulled to my feet. Some guy was screaming in my face that "when he whistles and crooks his finger, I was to come running". I tried to tell him that I couldn't see but he wouldn't even let me finish. He just kept screaming threats at me and started shaking me very hard. At this point he was scaring me, so I started yelling for help and the assistant manager came running over. The jerk let go of me and ran. The assistant manager tried to catch the guy but couldn't. I had finger bruises on my arm but no worse for wear. People can be really mean.
People are fucking crazy lmao, how do these people really think it’s a good idea to just grab and assault someone and scream in their faces when they need something? 💀
I'm sorry? 18 months for attempted kidnapping, assault, and stealing? Wonder when that happened or where they live.
This is America
They probably took a plea deal. Less than 3% of all criminal prosecutions in the USA actually go to trial. In the rest, the filed charges are used as more of an intimidation tactic than a serious prosecution.
@@bergmanoswell879 Probably had a damn good lawyer too. When it comes to justice: You get what you pay for.
@@infamousheadshaker3600 America actually imposes really harsh / long prison sentences compared to the rest of the western countries (culturally, not geographically; I'm referring to Australia & NZ in addition to Canada and Western Europe...)
@@ferret4072
Agreed, that incident would never result in jail time in my country.
Person- you’re not being paid to sit just around here-
Me- I’m not even being paid to be around here, but I wish I was
The attempted kidnapping story. My mother has always told me to carry a knife. If that idiot tried that with me they would have been stabbed.
I would carry a taser but my state says they're illegal because they could be deadly if the person has a pacemaker or something
So I just carry a footlong+ razor sharp pointed single-sided knife which is perfectly legal to carry by anyone anywhere as long as it doesn't fold with two handles or a spring (cuz that's illegal)
@@FrancisR420 The logic of US weapon law
In my State, carrying a knife is legal (as we have a large percentage of farmers and ranchers). Heck, nearly everything a farmer or rancher has in their truck would be considered a weapon in some places.
So that would be ruled "self-defense" here.
One weekend I went away with my dad (my parents are divorced). My mom was showering so couldn’t lock the door. After I get in the car, my dad asks me if I had gone back in. Apparently this guy went in my mom’s apartment for some reason. My dog, Violet (who is a red and blue pit bull mixed), barked and attacked him. My mom carries pepper spray now.
Also once I was unlocking my step-dad’s truck and someone came up to me and tried to grab me so I stabbed him with my step-dad’s keys
@@somerandomgirl8897 Question : How sharp is that key tho?
Rslash: She did something dangerous, she risk OP’s life
Do you really think an entitled person cares about other’s safety
No, safety is none of an entitled persons concern. All they care about is that they want what they want when they want it.
@@evadedenbach1226 But what did she want? He didn't even say a word to her and she called the police on him for owning a gun.
Only if it makes it more difficult to get them to do what they want done-maybe.
If anyone gets accosted by a clapper, just yell out loud, "HEY FOLKS, THEY'VE GOT A PERFORMING SEAL HERE!"
I'd then step back from slapping range ;-)
Mandy B 😂😂😂👌
Mandy B freaking savage😂
Don't offend the intelligence of seals man...
I would let them slap me then deck them in the face and say don’t CLAP hit CLAP me CLAP you CLAP dumb CLAP cow
I'm just gonna do what OP did and switch all forms of communication with the person to clapping. Turn it into a fun game!
Omg clappers....... Most definitely real. And I most definitely hate them
god they’re literally the fucking worst
@@smellsbad2742 but i be clapping them cheeks in bed whats wrong with that?😕
never seen it here - is it an American thing?
@@ianmoseley9910 probably
I 👏 couldn't 👏 agree 👏 more 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
But seriously, I hate clappers and snappers
“NEVER IN MY LIFE HAS SOMEONE BEEN SO RUDE TO ME!”
“There’s a first for everything ma’am”
"You've never seen a man then"
"I find that difficult to believe."
"They'll be others."
Levels of lies Karens say when they see a gun
Lv1 Karen: he’s waving his gun around in the store!
Lv20 Karen: he’s doing jumping-jacks while duel wielding desert eagles!
Lv100 Karen: he’s doing the griddy while quadruple wielding M416 ARs !
I don't believe any Karen would know the name or brand of any type of weapon. Assault rifle assault rifle!!!! He's going to kill us all.....um ma'am, ar doesn't mean assault rifle, and this one on my hip, is a handgun.
I want to see someone do orange justice while Quad wielding M416s
Karen’s: “HiS gUn ShOoTs RoCkEt LaUnChErS!!!”
OP: literally looks nothing like Walmart Employee
karen: YOU ARE GETTING FIRED
Ur profile picture is the reaction of op after Karen saying "YOU ARE GETTING FIRED"
@@crystaljoy4226 true
I quit walmart almost 2 years ago. To this day people think I work their. Last one was a manager telling me to go work am order...... I told her to go work it herself.
That clapping story had me on the ground LMAO. Your dog must've been going crazy!
No no no thats "Your clap dog Clap Must've claop been Clap going clap Crazy! CLAP
Diamond Pup Stah- So come on T-series, looking hungry for some drama…
He's called Yugo you uneducated swine
*Yugo Intensified*
All these entitled people are like zombies. Walkers=Karen
Runners=where is your manager
Giant zombies= clappers
And I think you get the point
Are entitled children zombie dogs?
But what are zombie children?
@@shuttheheckupkarl6153 Students.
At least you'd hear the giant ones coming?
Can i report you for being smart and awsome
The clapping story had me howling. Who in the world does that. When he clapped back, I lost it.
Low key wanna see the face behind the voice of RSLASH
Btw thank you guys for all the likes means a lot 💖
That would be awesome but Misery Box/subbreddits/whateverhisnameisnow would probably stalk rSlash even more than he already does
Would be awesome but i understand if he wants to hide his face.
He has a life outside of YT cuz so far I’m sure he’s not a AI. ( would be hell if a plot twist)
I have never personally understood what difference it would make.
@@unknowndane4754 Some people like to see who's talking to them
@@shiki2540 I'd personally prefer to just have the post up as we do now so I can just follow the text if that's what I want to.
If you ever come across a clapper just toss them a fish and say good girl/boy.😁😁
oh sure, I always keep fish on me, just in case xD
Ms Temptation How about if I throw cans of tuna at them?
@@daerdevvyl4314 just full on lob it at them, just wind that arm back and release
or you could carry dog treats and it would imply that they are a (b word)
I lost it with your comment
I've experienced a few clappers in middle school.
Not only did they speak at 500 mph, but they clapped everytime they finished a single word, sounded almost like a minigun.
Hahaha
Most people speak at about 767.3 mph (Mach 1) because that is how fast sound travels.
@@Tycho_The_Taco Please don't 😒
@@Tycho_The_Taco If you insist. 😘
I once met a clapper at a cafe. We shared an interesting conversation:
Me: *Standing 1,5 meters away from her*
She: Hey, what are you doing so close?
Me: *Not knowing she's talking to me*
She: *Pintches my face* Are you listening to me?
Me: *Noticing her* What?
She: *Starts clapping after each word for no reason* Are you listening?
Me: *Cutting her off as I want to get my coffee and my muffin* ...
She: *Still clapping* What are you doing?!
Me: *Paying my coffee and muffing while keeping my eye contact and then walking to my sisters.*
I get to the table and sit down before both of my sisters burst out laughing. It was a small cafe, so she hears it as well. She's pissed. Until this moment I didn't know what she was asking from me, because I had my headphones on. I got to know what was happening before I noticed her by my sisters.
(I wasn't even that close. For any american reader 1,5 meters is about 5 feet and there was someone before her only like 0,5 meters away...)
Why must us Americans strive to be different? Just have a universal measurement goddamit.
@@woman4220 It's not really up to us to tell what measurements are used in America (as a whole continent)
And just to point out, I think that everyone (even countries/continents) strives to be different from one another, but somehow it's easier/ it shows up better in America?
These are just my thoughts, so please correct me if I'm totally wrong.
you mean 1.5, you used a comma instead of a period, every time, they are not the same thing.
@@Abbenxena It's just the way I'm used to writing it.
It has actually been rather recent when I was told at all that it's supposed to be written like '1.5' and not '1,5'
I'll still probably gonna accidentally write it like that and I'm sorry if it bothers you.
Old habit dies hard.
what excatcly is your nationality
10:28
All the clapping in the post is making me almost in tears laughing 😂
WHAT’S 👏 THIS 👏 GIRL’S 👏 PROBLEM 👏
HER👏VIBRATOR👏DIED👏
Oxygen deficiency. Didn't you hear how she reacted when he did the same thing right back to her?
@@disaba100 ok man chill
SHE 👏 CAN’T 👏 FIND 👏 THE 👏 BATTERIES 👏
Im black and I've seen men and women clap when arguing before a fight. It's like an exclamation point🤣
I’m white and do it to my kids to stop me from knocking them into next week (they’re 21 and 18)..........
Kevin Hart did a bit about this i think
15:00: So damn cringey.
Funny as hell
@@slevinchannel7589 Okay Stop spamming , I've like seen Your replies on other Comments lol
Me: *sees that person has an holster with a gun*
Normal people: would not get closer to the guy and would want to get out the fastest as possible
My mind: *_don't make stealing jokes, don't make stealing jokes, don't make stealing jokes_*
Hey so what which gang you in?
Asking for a boss..
I'd only inch away because people that open carry are usually first to get shot during a robbery.
You would be better off than me, I would go straight to some John Wayne or Clint Eastwood western quote that would likely get me shot
"The Clapper" sounds like a new specimen of zombies in TLOU2 LOL
"Honey can you grab me a snack for later"
"Sure just grab the bleach paper towels and a new daughter"
"Um ok"
5 minuets later
"Ok got her"
"IT WAS A JOKE"
That sounds weirdly accurate, boi!
That's a very specific joke 😂
Insane!
the wife could have said "sister!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" when the aunt appeared........LMAO
"Don't clap at me I'm not a performer"
I never thought clap backs actually happened with real life, flesh and bones people.
I'm a clapper... in a way. In my defense, I only ever clap when I'm in the right. Like when that one basic Starbucks drinking, UGGS wearing little maniac tried to get in front of me in line. Long story short, she spilled coffee on me because I didn't let her cut in line so I feel like me clapping at her about being a "self-entitled little Karen" was justified. I may or may not have also sneezed on her because her perfume was so strong and told her I was "allergic to Kardashian wanabees" but that's beside the point.
Dude, I wish I had a wit as sharp as yours!
I've seen a "clapper"
His name is Felix and he is Swedish
He did this
"MEME *CLAP* REVIEW *CLAP*
tfw you're the 69th like
@@kuno7636 nice
Next meme
Why the hell is this not top comment
I know of another Swede that does that, Gloria was his name.
That last one reminded me of something that happened 40 years ago. I went to an all boys high school, and was part of an honor guard for the girls in our sister-schools flag team at football games. Part of the requirement was to ride in a bus with flag team/band members - normally there was a charge for this if you weren't a member of one of the teams. For an away game, my stepdad wanted to go but didn't want to drive the whole way alone, so I simply paid for him to ride on the same bus I did.
My stepdad was somewhat younger than my Mother, but due to a genetic condition looked *much* younger (no beard, very smooth skin). Now back then you could smoke on school grounds if you were an adult - obviously students couldn't. He lit up a last cig just before the bus was about to be boarded and take off - and cue butthole teacher.:
"Boy, you must *want* detention!"
"I'm not a student".
"Don't lie to me! I've seen you in homeroom!"
(at this point the other students and I are standing around trying not to laugh)
"Son, I'm older than you are, I'm 44 and you look about 30. I am not a student. I am his dad." - and my 5'7" pale German stepdad points to my 6'4" obviously mixed race self - when I say no resemblance I mean *no way* we are related.
Unfortunately for the teacher he doesn't see the vice principal, a family friend, walking up behind him as he starts cursing up a storm and grabs at the cigarette in my stepdad's mouth. As my stepdad naturally pulls back, the teacher's hand hits his glasses knocking them off.
The teacher is immediately grabbed by the shoulder and spun around by the vice-principal who calmly says "That is Mr. X - he is that students step-father and a good friend, wth do you think you're doing."
The teacher started verbally backtracking "oh, I thought he was *just* a student, I didn't realize..."
At this point the vice principal begins a lecture that I will never forget - but can't repeat here in detail. Basically, 'None of our students is *just* a student...never speak like that to, or in front of students again....*NEVER* touch a student in anger like that..go home, you aren't needed to chaperone the bus, Mr. X can do it as he's riding anyway . Be in my office tomorrow at 8 AM"
We'll never know what was said, but we had a substitute for homeroom that morning - and never saw that teacher again.
Daaamn!!! That vice principal is amazing!
Yeah, assaulting a random adult is bad enough. But if he had been a student (and a minor, presumably) that teacher's career would be jolly-well-fact *and* the school would be liable.
@@ally_chat My Vice Principal was the same, he was there to help the kids and teach, anything else came second. The only "trouble" I got in was in 10th grade. A bully sucker punched me and kept going, so I was defending myself. Bully was dragged away by security and expelled, I was taken to his office after seeing the nurse. He told me he "had to" suspend me for 2 days, zero tolerance crap as he called it, but my Dad (Mom was further away) was almost an hour away, so I should go get all the work i was going to miss in class, so I wouldn't fall behind. I finished it by the next day, so Dad and I did oil changes and other stuff we enjoyed doing together for the weekend.
Also, in 3 years of high school, I NEVER saw him wear the same tie twice, dude must have had a separate bedroom for his tie-closet.
@@SheepdogSmokey That's pretty cool of him, two days sucks but I'm pretty sure that's policy for fights. Yeah, the tie thing, I know a student in my class and I have never seen him wear two of the same socks so I can definitely see the curiosity on that lol.
James GG nah back in the day teachers and administrators were allowed to get a bit more physical with students. Today, yea, he’d be fired, arrested, & sued... but back then, nothing would come of it. Hell I saw teachers assault students ~15 years ago & get away with it, just as the PC / sue-happy culture was really taking hold.
I bet yugo was going crazy while u were clapping, was really hoping for some bloopers of that!
I think yugo was asleep
Yugo do your job
or yugo was closed out of the room for the recording. i think rslash reads the stories ahead of time, and plans comedic moments like that, andk new yugo woud bark, and planned ahead. [booooooo, bring puppy bloopers back!!!]
Honestly same
@@TheAndermany you said it wrong its: yugo clap do clap your clap job!
There may have been a lot more going on in that kidnapped story. The girl is very lucky they didn't get her into a vehicle.
Karen: "Where (clap) are (clap) the (clap) batteries (clap)?"
Me: In the battery section. 😎 *Leaves
You're more creative than I am. I'd probably say something to the effect of, "IN 👏🏾 THE 👏🏾 STORE 👏🏾"
I would Have followed Up with " Be sure to get those Batteries for Your vibratior you act like it has Been a while and You Need them. It is Making you Bitchy"
Karen: "Where (clap) are (clap) the (clap) batteries (clap)?"
Me: Here is the battery. *punches Karen in the face*
Glad to have been of service!
i would do the same
I would’ve been like: *Not with me*
Yeah, I’m going to slap this teen for picking up items that she dropped and blame her on stealing.
Good luck with 18 months in jail
Big esj and try to kidnap her when you get caught in your fault to avoid trouble. Easiest way out.
Shouldve got longer IMO
that last one needs to go in r/iDOworkherelady
Edit: this is my most liked comment, it probably will stay like that, kinda got me surprised tho. thank you people, who like comments about correcting a reddit thread, i appreciate your support.
NO! IT'S R/IDOWORKHERESIR YOU DIRTY PERVERT.
And r/maliciouscompliance too i guess
Well, the last story started off as r/iDOworkheresir and ended as r/iDOworkherelady. Not sure if that was a language problem or a made-up story problem.
@@aziz8025 SORRY IM NOT A REDDIT EXPERT JEEZ.
@@dantheman2415 wait wat
Can you imagine just: This person with a permit for a gun and one that never left the holster needs to be arrested
I feel like this is why many stores ban open carry and enforce that. They are already well aware and don't want this kind of trouble, but then again the other side is like; _but... but my rights are being violated!_
I work for Wal-Mart so I can say that I have never seen a Wal-Mart associate wear a Hawiian shirt on the clock!😂
"The customer is always right!" No, the customer is never right
That's the European reasoning. USA gotta learn
Not if you talk to my wife's boss here in Australia. Even when they are rude and insulting the assistants have to be polite and agree or get the manager and who wants to do that.
The entitleds need to be removed.
We always had to "follow policy or get written up/fired". When we did and entitled asked for managers, the managers ALWAYS "changed the policy" and made us hourlys look like complete idiots. That would infuriate me. I despise that Customer is always right BS. ( I worked with public over 30 years. I would never treat anyone like crap. Honey is sweeter!)
The customer is always a customer
Unless the question is what is the customer never
I don’t get why those people don’t just move on after OP’s said ,,I don’t work here.’’
0:07 - Titular story - Store Karen calls the cops on OP for (legally) carrying a gun, gets arrested instead (TW: Gun, which is not actually used)
2:49 - Drug store Darren assaults OP for having earbuds in while shopping, attempts to kidnap OP while making up a cover story, gets arrested (TW: Abuse, violence)
6:42 - Warehouse Darren yells at OP for the crime of waiting to pick up the furniture they themself ordered
1:46 - Walmart Karen rudely demands to know where the batteries are, gets sassed by OP the fellow customer
13:15 - OP the car dealership consultant is mistaken for someone involved in... a steamy industry (TW: Sexual content mention, but nothing actually happens)
15:08 - Angry teacher assumes OP the substitute teacher is a student
Well r/ if youtube doesn't work out you can be a camgirl....or cam guy.
You did that voice way too well.
_I have to agree_
Bedroom voice made up for no puppy bloopers. I has a satisfied.
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Eh.. I came
Crazy lady: You’re being arrested.
OP: Here take this.
Crazy lady: What’s this!?
OP: An uno reverse card. Now you’re being arrested
Thx for the likes guys!
Draw 4 b****
JAS THE ULTIMATE UNO REVERS CARD
NANI!?
Reverse, reverse!
Edits ruin comments.
When I was in my teens, I worked part time in a deli. A woman came up to the counter when her number was called. I being the lucky one waited on her. She specifically said she wanted a 1/2 pound of and began rattling off a list of luncheon meats and cheeses. I asked her politely if she could either slow down or hand me her list so that I could better serve her. She proceeded to repeat her order in a slow voice and clapping I (clap) want (clap) etc. Then ended with telling me to chop chop. I refused to ever wait on her again. Then I quit a month later. Needless to say that retail working is not for me.
I'm in the same boat as that last person, I'm 27 and I look about 16-17 and often get mistaken for being a new employee at work, my worst instance was this maybe 18-19 year old girl who clearly had a superiority complex (SCG).. I work in a toy shop, it's absolutely not the biggest store, you have good sense of if there are and roughly where ppl are when you're in some shelves tidying up.
Lego is my area so I spend a fair amount of my time there hunkered down and organising ( it's crazy how fast Lego boxes look horribly disarrayed). If I'm specifically out in the store doing a longer job of tidying up I usually put the bell on the counter a little more firmly out in the open so ppl will take the hint and ring for help, if I don't do that my ears are on stalks trying to hear where everyone is and if they're nearing the counter or not (hello ADHD brain).
so to be able to concentrate fully on my task I will do that, it doesn't always work and I still manage to track customers by some weird power..
SCG was at the counter for approximately 10 seconds before I heard stomping towards me (finding me on hands and knees with my head almost in the shelves trying to sort out some electrics for a display TV that wasn't on) and she then manages to say 'uuuuhm you should be more present in the store, I've been waiting for a long time and I'm in a hurry' (she'd been browsing about the store for probably 15 minutes taking her sweet time), I start following her to the till as I'm listening to her and inside I'm just going 'how the hell am I supposed to know you are stood still at the counter or at the displays right next to the counter??'
I put on my best customer service smile and voice and say 'oh I'm so sorry I didn't hear the bell' (she hadn't rung it) and then moved the bell away from about the middle of the counter in order to reach the product she'd put down on the counter. She kind of huffs and looks away as though she'd completely missed the bell (huge black classic reception desk bell, hard to miss) and didn't want to admit that it was embarrassing that she had, and then when she turns back around she again says I should be more present in the store, 'she had worked in a store too, she knew what was required, I would probably learn that as I got more experience working there'.. I was 26 at the time, had had this job about 3 years, (and customer service is one of the things customers will go onto our fb page and praise me for) and she spoke to me as though I was about 14 and this was an internship and she my (shitty) manager.
Be a woman that works at gamestop, you get clapped at all the time.
Customer: Do you know where I can find Mario for Xbox?
Me: Sorry, but Mario is a Nintendo game, and Nintendo creates things tend to stay on their consoles. You would need to pick out a Wii, Wii-u or one of their DS games. (No switch at the time.)
Customer: Perhaps you don't understand. You probably don't even play games. Let me break it down for you. I clap want clap a Mario game clap on the clap xbox. Not clap Nintendo. Sheesh, they'll hire anyone here.
Me: Sir, I think you should do some research yourself.
He proceeds to ask for a manager. And I direct him to the female keyholder that was present and he left in a huff.
This is also the same place a dude was banned on my first day (my first day was the Destiny midnight launch), after he proceeded to shove me into the brick wall outside, hard enough to cause scrapes, but soft enough that I could handle easy. Assistant manager came out and fixed the situation by never letting him in again
Honestly it seems a lot of Gamestop employees just get bad treatment. Especially for calling a transgender person by the wrong gender...
Gamestop is cancer.
Pharmacy tech here. People can go absolutely bonkers, especially when called out over illegal things they do like altering prescriptions
Oh god yes. I was a female working at Game for two years. Mostly got away without sexism and just had surprised reactions at my existence, but had one guy who knew fuck all about games and admitted he hadn't owned a console since his old atari, come in to buy a PS3 from us who. After every single game recommendation I made, he ask for "a man's opinion of that". I was recommending uncharted, bioshock and the last of us.
Somnium Shadows I work at GameStop and I feel that on a personal level every time I recommend games like Hitman and DMC. Like why does my opinion need to be backed up by a man if I can tell you the mechanics and gameplay for you like you asked. 😑
When the clapper asked "where *clap* are *clap* the *clap* batteries *clap*"
I'd have replied "in *clap* your *clap* vibrator *clap*"
👍
Dude, I spit water all over my carpet! XD That's one of the best comebacks I've ever heard!
Clearly it's stuck up there like a wasp in a beehive
😃👌
I’m autistic and I have PTSD from abuse, and a lot of these stories sound like an absolute nightmare to me. As a result of having both autism and PTSD, if someone grabs me out of nowhere or without permission I immediately lash out without any forethought. I wouldn’t let someone grabbing me get that far without screaming, punching, kicking or biting them. If I was OP in the second story, that crazy man and his wife very likely would’ve been covered in bruises, scratches, and even bites, especially after being slapped by some random woman.
Yea it's pretty commom. People do it when they feel there word don't have impact enough to intimidate you.....I see someone do this atleast 3-5× a day and it's always rude ass people.
Jesus Christ, I've lucked out. Never had to deal with it IRL, so I thought it was exclusive to twitter and the like.
Guess I'll have to do the Black Panther ape-bark if someone claps at me.
Never heard of it. Seems like a regional thing.
My sister gets pissy at the simplest of things and will lose her mind over them. Anytime she's even the littlest bit irritated, she does the clapping&yelling thing.
So far, the best way to deal with that that I've found is dropping all inflection on my voice and talking in blunt, concise sentences (essentially make it like talking to an emotionless brick wall). After a while, she usually just gives up and leaves, but when she's really mad, I shorten my sentences further and try to answer in one or two words at most. That always does the trick.
Don’t worry about the sexy bed room voice I found it funny.
Last time I ever heard a sexy bed room voice was from my girlfriend who was drunk.
Was funny because as she said it she passed out face first on to the floor.
Gives me flashbacks and makes me laugh.
I love how so many of these people think workers use the excuse “I don’t work here” to get out of work
I got the "Do you work here?" while literally wearing badges or shirts with the company name as big as my face! Really? Is my first thought, while wearing said items as big as my face!
The people that make these false 911 calls have no idea how much trouble they could get someone into( especially if the person is innocent.)
I never heard of clappers but I have heard of people snapping fingers. So rude!
I work at my family's convenience store and I hate those too.
I hate people who do that too
I do snap my fingers but not at people. I only do if at my dog.
I snap my finger's when I'm trying to remember what I'm looking for. I always think it's going to magically pop the word into my head. It never does and usually just leads to me trying to describe the object.
Thanos snaps his fingers as well!
"My aunt hehehehehe... the cops hehehehe"
Okay rslash
Humor is based on the absurd and unexpected. This is above and beyond pretty much... everything.
I only clap when I'm extremely excited. I've had people do it to be snappy at me, but I've never tried returning the favor. OP in that story had the right idea.
Alex Smiley Bug how I deal with clappers.
First : warn them.
Second : give them 10 seconds
Third : they’re missing a hand oh shit what have I done.
Specifically in that order.
It's rude AF
The complete quote: "The customer is always right, in matters of taste." This is VERY different from how it's usually used. So when someone tries to pull the BS on you with it, finish it for them and then ask them how it applies.
The two phrases are actually reversed in what I believe is the original quote, but you're right.
Another useful quote: "Text, without context, is pretext."
Was at the sex shop. This crazy lady starts poking me, and asking a bunch of stuff.
Me: Jesus, I told you a million times already, I don't work here, mom.
You COULD work there ;D
I can't turn it off.
@@GaladorLP r./whoosh
@@DD-d6d3 i have no idea what you mean. i'm not on reddit
Galador it was a joke, but the joke was that, he was at a sex shop *alone* and his mom comes in (or see him from the outside if there’s any windows) then asks him a bunch of question like, why are you here, what do you need here, and where are the fucking dragon dildos
@@Shrekalyze woah, dragon dildos, tas hot
As retired navy, ive met several clappers. But I dont think we are talking about the same thing.
hahaha yes! THIS this right here, this is comedy, good on you fellow USN!
DAMMIT! I KNEW IT! I CAN'T GET JOKES FROM AMERICA! DAMMIT!
I don’t get American military jokes... I’m British all I know is bullied the RAF reg
@@finlaybeattie3368 You dont have "clam chowder" over there mate?
@@herpderp1662 nah man aha
I was a custodian/janitor at a school for my first job, and my uniform included a navy blue polo shirt which was very similar to what employees wear at Walmart.
My experience went like this:
Walmart Customer: "Excuse me, where can I find (product)?"
Me still in uniform: "I'm not sure. Sorry, I don't actually work here."
WC: "Oh, OK. My mistake."
That was it... I guess these situations don't escalate much when there isn't a lunatic around.
Some Guy: "the only time i was waving a gun around was at Iraq."
(Is that a comeback?)
You have one of those seriously contagious laughs. I've ended up chuckling or smirking each time you did.......now I have some weirdo staring at me 😂😂
Raven Fae Bowie lol 😂
He must be thinking ur the weirdo😁
Stare back and smile creepily.
i have seen a guy clap while saying something
P E W D I E P I E.
Edit: holy shit i get bombarded by this one comment
Edit 2: it has come to a point where TH-cam doesnt even notificates me about some one liking it
MEME REVIEW
Pew *clap* die *clap* pie! *clap*
m e m e r e v i e w ?
MEME *clap*
REVIEW *clap*
Meme review meme review meme review meme review meme review. ✌😝🤘
"Milennials ruin everything!"
Almost like your generation ruined the economy for us old dude
And ruined the environment. It's almost like Millennials are actually getting the short end of the stick.
“Almost”. Lol.
Sure. It's Generation X's fault. We (your parents) turned you into a bunch of pussies !!!
@@ivanzed you fucking ruined everything. And it's just that you've accepted it as normal, and the younger generation is learning to question why it's normal, and do it loudly. Squeaky wheel gets the oil or however the saying goes.
Aren't we normally all blaming the boomers and not gen x or millennials? I'm getting so confused with everyone accusing someone else...
Not going to lie, the kidnapping story legitimately terrified me.
Me, (in the same situation with a clapping lady)...
I. 'SLAP!' don't. 'SLAP!' know. 'SLAP!' where. 'SLAP!' the. 'SLAP!' batteries. 'SLAP!' are. 'SLAP!'
Yes!!!!!!
Party voice (ON)
Realizes it’s about a car
Party voice (OFF)
Oh well then
well she could try "Accelerating"
_ok i'll leave..._
The only time when clapping is an acceptable form of communication is when HOSTING clap MEME clap REVIEW clap.
NEXT clap MEME clap.
Meme review is two claps..
"Heey baaaabe~"
'Mam this is a Wendy's drive through'
Sometimes I think the r/idoworkherelady stories are better than the r/idontworkherelady stories
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I've only had someone do the clap thing at me once while I was bartending with a full bar. We had 4-5 times the number of waitresses and only two bartenders. Not to mention it was happy hour, we have one person man the front bar and one do all the drinks for server tables, and we are a Big place.
A lady somehow manages to SQUEEZE herself in between two regulars, no chair as they were none left, we had a Great happy hour and a Lot of people love to come in last minute to get the deal and I Always try to slip them in before the computer auto shuts off the happy hour button. (Are cooks hate us because we can do it 10mins after and often do.)
I smile and say I'll be right with her as I rush back and forth from the computer for our food specials, to make drinks, and back to the next to the customer waiting.
I'm getting everone orders for last call happy hour, she maybe had to wait two or three minutes before she does the LOUD "excuse me!"
I am a very mild tempered bartender. It's why I'm upfront a lot and have a ton of regulars.
I calmly tell her as I multi task making drinks and punching more orders in. "I'm sorry ma'am, I have some customers in front of you. Be right with you."
She practically screamed "No. Now!"
I stop what I'm doing thinking it's an emergency.
She started off telling me how rude i was to ignore a customer and finished with how she and her family found a empty seat in somewhere and they haven't even had menus yet.
Our hosts seat everyone who isnt at the bar. If they put themselves in their own empty seat its because it was a dead section, meaning the server in that area has been cut.
I told her I don't serve tables. I only take care of the bar but the hostess will gladly seat them.
As close to me as she can while leaning over the bar she yells and claps in my face.
"I dont care. Get your ass over there and Get 👏me👏my👏drinks👏now!"
One of my regulars on the Other side of the bar, because everyone can hear her, yells. "No! Cant you see she's busy here? She👏 a👏 fucking👏 bartender👏 bitch!👏 Go get a server!"
A few other bar guest chimed in abuloit her rudeness and the lady stormed off. Apparently she cussed me out to my manager and wanted me fired but some of my regulars were still there when the news reached me and had my back.
Did I mention I love my regulars?
Also, the pointing a finger in my face pisses me off more then anything. I don't know why, its certainly not the rudest thing that happens in my line of work.
I know it's been more than two years, but
sounds to me like that lady wanted to become... a REEEEgular.
I think if someone were to clap at me like that, I'd burst out laughing. Like, where's the camera? Am I being pranked? This ain't real!
Yeah, I have a stockpile of people in my attic I’ve kidnapped because I got my self in awkward situations.
It's the worst
Same for me dude. I had so many of them at one point I just let them eat each other because I couldn't pay for their food :/
@@declandyson5375 Boil them, might aswell feed the next victim.
@@vshatriya5254 hey, i was already working to feed the 30+ people up there, i don't have the time to fit them into a cauldron and boi them. ROASTING them on the other hand...
Same.
I CLAP want CLAP to CLAP hear Clap dog CLAP bloopers.
You make dog bloopers, rSlash makes PUPPY bloopers ;)
Too CLAP bad CLAP his CLAP puppy CLAP is CLAP such a CLAP good boy(or girl idk) so CLAP they CLAP dont CLAP happen CLAP often.
“Hey it’s op from Mercedes”
*puts mic in mouth *
*did you send the picture*
I'm disabled and i get clapped at occasionally. I always look at them in dead silence like THEY'RE the idiot. "Really? You're being THAT person?" kind of look. Most of the time they realize they're the ahole and leave (sometimes with apology) but occasionally i have to slowly raise my paralyzed left arm (it's only partial from the elbow to shoulder but fully unresponsive and atrophied from below the elbow down) and clap back at them "I'M. DISABLED. NOT. STUPID." and they always take that moment to leave in a huff xD
Yes, earlier today.
Customer: I 👏 JUST 👏 WANT 👏 A 👏 COFFEE👏👏👏
Me: Handing her a medium coffee
Customer: This isn’t what I wanted?
"Next time *s p e c i f y .*
Then you should say “You 👏 need 👏 to 👏 be 👏 specific 👏”.
Hellfighter’s idea
Thanks? I guess...
I would have been veeery strongly tempted to throw the scolding hot coffee on her hands.
The fact that the wife just went with bbq Jeff just baffles me
Ride or die
Imagine if they got out with her
What would have happened?
Dang
I *clap* didn't *clap* know *clap* people *clap* did *clap* that. i thought it was a meme. i never met a clapper, but i'm sure i've met someone that could give more clap than a standing ovation.
I might ask the Karen if she’s practicing for audition for a Clapper commercial (the device where you clap your hands and a light-or other devices- turns on or off).
Yes, clappers do exist. I encountered one the other day and all I could do was bust out laughing and walk away.