"He's wearing scrubs! How can any idiot think he works here?!" I would have stay around just long enough to hear the Harpy's reply to that because I bet it was golden.
My uncle is a combat vet. So when the Op said 'in my Sargent voice' I immediately heard my uncles voice. I don't know what's funnier, the fact that he said he would've wiped the floor with her. Or the fact that he already been in a situation like this and completely destroyed the guy. BTW: Shout-out to all who has done an honorable job serving and saving this country
I feel like that last story is the equivalent of that scene in Jurassic Park where, just as the heroes are cornered by the velociraptors, t-Rex comes in and attacks the raptors.
U said that and i just had the most epic anime karen battle in my head lol it got near the end and the losing one was like:"i didnt think id have to use my special move so soon....... Let..... Me..... See.... THE MANAGERRRRRRR!!!!!" Dont ask im wierd i take any dumb thing and turn it into an epic anime battle in my head like when i tried to hit a fly with a fly swatter and continuasly missed XD
That veteran story could've gone so much worse if he had not of snapped back to his senses and out of his training. Used to work with patients with mental problems (Usually relating to having a stroke, head trauma, etcetera), and we had a resident that survived three wars back in his days. A newbie I was told to keep an eye on while our eldest member was teaching him the ropes, but the new guy brushed me off because he thought I was a child (4'10" and baby-faced, so I often get that, and even my co-workers at that time made the joke, but also had me active a lot during night-shift since my childish appearance oddly soothed a lot of the patients. You work with what you've got you know.). I told the bosses over our land-line that the newbie brushed me off and I tried locating him to no results. I did eventually find him, just seconds before his near-fatal mistake. Since he didn't let me show him around and introduce him to our residents (I was going to give him the rundown, including the special needs of each patient since a couple were tricky, such as one has a short-term memory but will respond to anyone who knocks six times on his door, and a elderly woman who has a stutter needing people to talk slowly for her), that meant he didn't know about our war veteran that was a retired Marine. I was about to call out the newbie, just as he reached out and grabbed the elderly man by his elbow... BAD MOVE. I guess he didn't know that even when old you have serious strength when instinct kicks in with the adrenaline. He was screaming which set the man off more, it ended up with him in a headlock in the perfect position to get his neck snapped. He was damn lucky I was taught by my mother, aunt, and grandmother on how to deal with PTSD patients, especially veterans. So I did what I did best... Play. I pretty much acted like I was a young boy soldier reporting to my superior (Thanks to my grandfather and brother who both were in the military and had reenactment playing for me when I was little). Easy to make myself look like a boy since I had short hair already, and it helped that I knew the elderly man and his history because he would chat with me when I came to give him his medications and stuff. I played along for roughly ten-minutes before he calmed down and handed my the newbie, which was still knelt on the floor but at my level, I calmly whispered to him about playing along and not saying anything. I pretty much had the veteran believing that the guy was a newbie recruit and had just come in today, which wasn't a lie. It all ended with the veteran being his usual self three hours later after my boss chatted with him, while I kept the newbie walking around outside with me. The newbie was fired the next day, and I was given the option to take on a permanent day-shift. I told them no, because I planned to go to college the end of the year, and I would have to regrettably quit anyway. Unfortunately the place fell to new management before that, and the new bosses fired the competent people except me because they didn't take me seriously. This led to patients not taking medications, abuse, etcetera. When I quit and entered college, the place was shut down by State, but I keep in touch with my close-friends that were once patients there such as the veteran. We still talk about the "Greenhorn" tadpole that got in over his head with a bullfrog. Unfortunately though, he is nearing the end, and as a farewell I suppose he decided that he needed to thank me for being his "Top cadet". I'll be keeping that pin from his uniform he gave me next to the last photo I have of the staff and patients. This will count as the third patient to say goodbye to me. But at least they won't feel pain anymore (He still suffers severe pains because he has a bullet lodged in his chest that is in a dangerous spot, so he only needed medication for the pain, but was with us due to the PTSD because his family were afraid of him hurting himself). I miss all of them.
I'll never forgive incompetent management, but *especially* not the kind that put people's *lives* at risk. It's horribly tragic to hear what happened shortly before and after you left... Hopefully at least with it shut down the patients involved got sent to a much better handled establishment... Hopefully. :c Thank you for being a shining light for those in the darkest depths of suffering during your time there.
That was a surprisingly wholesome story. I'm sorry for your loss, but I'm happy you got to make their lives a bit brighter. Thanks for that, gives me some hope
As a nurse myself I feel for the nurse in the last entry, after a 12.5 hr shift you have zero patience to deal with idiots that are so self indulgent that they don’t see other people around them. If that was me I would have told that harpy were to go then applaud her after denting that car. What a loser!
"He's fkng wearing *scrubs!* How could any idiot think he *works here?!"* Best. Karen. Moment. Ever. Faith in humanity restored Edit: Thanks for the heart bro and also r/storiesaboutKevin edit 2 i'm stupid and didn't realize editing a comment deleted the heart
@@badzombies2003 Unjust laws exist - and it is the duty of every human being to challenge and defy them. Also, some laws are outdated and no longer relevant.
@Van Sinn I'm so sorry this happens to you, thank you for your service. I also have PTSD mine wasn't because of combat it was child abuse and sexual abuse. I'm telling you this because I've been called a no good snowflake too often. Anyways I hope your pain gets better and I'm sending you good vibes and prayers
How do you know he is a good man? Just because someone joins the military?? Do you even know how many psychopaths and sick people join to have their demented fun??How deluded are you
Meine Namen dude, the guy would've done more to the woman that would have gotten him arrested but he explained that he's a good guy. How deluded are you to just type that in?
For the horseman story, Im so sorry for the loss of your mare. Im sure she live a great long life considering you rescue horses as well. The Equine world needs more people like you. Blessings to you and horses you care.
War Vets are some of the most amazing and interesting people I have ever met. Especially ones that were active combat or spec ops. They have stories that show another side of what happens, they treat others with respect because that what they want. And the are some of the hardest damn workers I've ever met! Sorry, just wanted to rant
There's bound to be one of those stories somewhere on a subreddit like r/choosingbeggars or r/quityourbullshit. It's probably downvoted to all hell, but it almost definitely exists
there probably aren't many because it's outside of their echo chamber and they're probably smart enough to know that they will get bombarded with downvotes if they try
Another one that happened to me was when I worked in a very tony jewelry salon. We had 12 stores over the US, and a very prestigious clientele. Most were super nice and many became friends. But there were always a few who were huge pains In the keyster. One day, a pain in the keyster client came up to me and demanded we fix her diamond pin (probably bought 35 years ago) for free because "it shouldn't have broken, and I'm VERY good friends with the owner!" You guessed it, the owner of the entire company was there and standing not 5 feet away. Let's say his last name was Rosby. He slides up to the counter, and says, "Good afternoon, Mrs....?" She puffs herself up even more and says very grandly, Mrs. Lord-High-Muckety-Muck the Third! And I'm a GOOD friend of the owner, Mr. CROSBY!" Mr. Rosby says to her that we'll be glad to repair her pin and the fee will be...he turns to me, winks so she can't see it, and says "Miss B, how much is this repair?" I say it's $200 because all the stones have to be removed before heat is applied for the solder. Not true, and it's only about a $150 repair. But we've fixed so much of her old stuff, she never buys anything, and is always condescending and rude. Mr. Rosby turns to her and says the repair will be $200, payable in advance. She splutters that she's a GREAT customer, has never had to pay because she's such a great bosom buddy with the owner, "Mr. CROSBY"! The owner says that that prepaid repairs are a new policy directly from the owner, would she like to speak to him? She says she is going to call him the minute she gets home AND complain about both of us to her good friend. The owner said, "In that case, take my card so at least you can get my name right!" She snatches her ratty pin, and his card. She wheels away from the counter, and we watch as she rounds the corner where she thinks we can't see her, but the mirrored windows give us a perfect view as she reads the card that says "Abraham Rosby, CEO Owner". She falters a bit, straightens her back and leaves the store. She never came in for repairs again, and never called her good "friend" either. Btw, we gladly repaired, free of charge, jewelry purchased from us, or if it was a good client, or a client we really liked. But entitled poseurs? Nah, not gonna happen!
When I read your comment I got chills from a memory, when I played FNAF Ultimate Custom Night at a friends house, and Dee Dee, added a new character onto my night. AS I HAD 25 CHARACTERS (Half the roster) ON 10, AND DIED DUE TO NIGHTMARE PUPPET!!! I DIDN’T HAVE THEM ON, AND THEY WERE ON 20! (•̀ᴗ•́)و(•̀ᴗ•́)و(•̀ᴗ•́)و Dee Dee...
@@Mrs_Sugar_Min it sounds like you were answering a question originally, but I can't figure out what the question was or where it originated. Were you possibly answering the question in R's pinned comment?
An angry dementor. From my somewhat knowledge of Harry Potter, you don't wanna have than in your face. And my reaction from what it actually means, you don't want to run into someone like that.
*"You there! Peasant! We have just decided that you work in this establishment! We are your Queen and demand you serve us this instant, or it's off with your head!"* Aftermath: Screaming and hissing Karen gets taken away by cops.
I can see the headlines for the last story now: Karen: Civil War Edit: how did this one comment get so many likes? Now I understand how people who add stuff like this feels edit #1,337: I think I might make a marvel style trailer for this, I require mental help
The veteran one just killed me. A close friend is a retired SEAL. I can just imagine some ignorant Karen treating him like that... 😉 She'd be LUCKY to just end up on the floor...
@@tsfbaf303 He can and would, but he certainly wouldn't want to. Have we come to the age where people don't recognize SARCASM??? Besides, I'D be the one putting her ass on the floor.
@@tsfbaf303 well alot of vets can also remember they get trained to basically think that anything that is not their team is probably going to kill you. Then add on that most probably PTSD from the warzone. Adding on the fact that the person this comment is referring to is a seal so the worst parts of the war zones then. Now out of nowhere they get grabbed on their shoulder instincts will kick in and do a take down. So the end part of the comment is sarcastic the rest is not. And that's why they find it so hard to adapt again.
@@spiderboi5016 I didn't say either were logical, or that one should, but if you HAVE to choose one over the other, which one is it more logical to assault?
Colton Weakley veteran because you’re less likely to be arrested? But then again police officer because you’re less likely to be hurt... yeah, neither’s even slightly logical 😂
That one with the Veteran man had me applauding. I love when entitled people and those who jump to conclusions get put in there place. Especially when it's with words only.
I don't know, i think it would have been a more satisfying ending if Joe just invited prof. Karen into his office to scream at her or included what had to have been the fallout of Joe dropping a shit in her department chair's inbox.
Assaulting a combat veteran with PTSD… Is never a good idea. I wants had a dear friend, I lover Really, that qualifies as a dear friend. Also a Vietnam combat veteran with PTSD, although in those ancient days it was not recognized, yet. I had to be extremely careful waking him. Usually I use the bell. Even sleeping next to him sometimes dangerous. It all depends on what he was dreaming of the time. You could get hurt severely otherwise. His reflexes were lightning quick, I found out so is mine. I also had some martial arts training. This came in handy and protecting myself on a few occasions at first before I realized that it was dangerous to catch him on aware. The problem is that I only had some martial arts training, I was able to block or avoid getting hurt. I also knew that this would not last very long because my arsenal of knowledge was limited. Sadly, his problems were almost too much for him, and I relationship came to an end. I really believe it was because he was certain he feared he would hurt me severely and put me in the hospital someday.
Sabrina McNeil wait... Maybe...just maybe. This Karen is a rare genetic mutation among the species that has over-developed logic centers! THE MISSING LINK BETWEEN KARENS AND HUMANS!!!
You know what I love that this Karen was being chewed out by a mega Karen! I was in utter shock for a moment, I thought this would never happen but omg I am crying laughing 🤣 this totally just made my day😁
Chick: I’m going to throw this cart because I’m having an entitled person tantrum. Cart: That’s some nice savings you got there, too bad if I hit than brand new Jaguar over there
Life tip: Don't assault people, period. Also, don't be afraid to press charges. It doesn't often take long, and the police are usually very accommodating if you're tired/sick/hurt/hungry.
I think someone in the comments of the Reddit post said something like "Maybe she's not a Karen, but a Sharon? (Karen's slightly more intelligent sister)"
N Logan I had a veteran mistake me for a veteran once. Because of the way I walk and look around a room I guess. I came by that as a civilian who went through crap Id rather not talk about. But also... having most of my relatives as a veteran of one branch or another and my better half as one... people who have seen combat really do walk differently. But yes. If you cannot tell... maybe follow the universally good advice of just not putting hands on anyone ever.
Being a combat veteran I know exact how that veteran felt, I have PTSD as well and one of the first things I tell coworkers is the DO NOT'S when it comes to approaching me. I almost broke a coworkers nose with my elbow because he forgot about one of those DO NOT'S. So I'm very glad that Stupid Karen got what was coming to her.
Every famous reditor has a phrase Giofilms- don't put faces on cars / why does this exist Fresh - don't at the person your lying about Emkay-"damiens laugh " Rslash- don't mess with tree law Blair- can u imagine/ go off Lazarbeam - gday gday u bloody legends If you have any more comment it let's see how much we can get
The story says he was wearing business casual/business clothes, not a uniform, or fatigues, or medals, or anything to signal he was a combat veteran, so how would anyone know?
@@ChristianHagenRaknarokk it usually becomes very apparent during the verbal destruction administered on the ignorant and also, the amount of profanity.
@@pv3566 Yes, but this story was about an attack on a veteran, who had nothing on him to identify him as such before the attack. I am not condoning the attack, far from it, but Jack Ladig seemed to think that people are mind readers or oracles or psychics and can instantly know if someone is a veteran. I was just playing devil's advocate to his comment which I felt didn't consider all sides.
You're the best rSlash! I can listen to your videos while doing crafts, work, probably driving and even as I'm going to sleep. Thanks for posting everyday! You and your pupper are so fun to listen to everyday!
Who do you think wins:
Army Veteran OR Stupid Karen?
Army Veteran
Stupid Karen : Wins but gets karma to her 2 times worse
Probs the Veteran uwu
Army BOY
rSlash Army veteran
What a rare species, The endangered Trap Karen. She looks like a Karen, but has common sense. Now you dont see that everyday
God help us all
Now 200
Now 2001
Bless that woman l, I think????
@@yanni9394 You're a few hundred off there buddy.
*Karen:* _Actually uses common sense_
Me: *wait, that's illegal*
Me: *wait that's beyond impossible*
She is a God among Karens
Someone else: "Wait, is that...legal?"
Me: "I will MAKE IT legal!"
Stop! You violated the law! It’s been a while since I’ve seen a good brawl
Karen: Pulls Uno Reverse card
Me: *wait, that's double illegal*
"That's the first time I ever rooted for a Karen." me too buddy, me too.
Karen: oh, you are a villain alright, just not a super one
Harpy: OH yeah? What's the difference?
Karen: Presentation!
Ah, someone familiar with the classics!
welcome to the jungle, we got fun and games
@@sakura368 we got everything you want honey, we know the names
@@niko5008 We can help you find whatever you may need. If you've got the money honey we've got your disease.
@@niko5008 damn it..ya'll just got Welcome to the Jungle stuck in my head. Ah well its a good driving song
The guy in the last story is a fool for not staying and watching the battle between the harpy and the Chaotic Good Karen.
Vi Haze yeah
No, such a scene is beyond our feeble human minds. It would have been too much to bare.
@@Eckef Agreed, it is as if we are seeing Cthulhu himself rise from depths.
@@JepsterJ yep
JA Westy Bros you feel an evil presence watching you...
When the Karen actually helped in the last story:
"A surprise for sure, but a welcomed one"
I'm a simple man: I see senate quote- I upvote
That's a twist.
Someone who looks like a karen, but doesn't act like one? *amazing*
Me and him both rooting for a karen
'There's always a bigger fish'
Barber: what cut would you like ma’am?
Karen: HOW DARE YOU NOT KNOW??? Let me speak to your manager
Barber: say no more
LMAO
And that's how Sweeney Todd came to be...
XD
Please, everyone WISHED he would have taken all the Karen's instead of the random people.
Plot twist:
Barber:I am the Manager
"He's wearing scrubs! How can any idiot think he works here?!"
I would have stay around just long enough to hear the Harpy's reply to that because I bet it was golden.
Karen: *makes sense*
Me: we’ve been tricked, backstabbed, and quite possibly bamboozled.
Emilio ovalle nice rvb reference
NA-- NANI!?!?!?!?
Heckin bamboozled!
I fucking respect you my dude! RVB is the BEST!
I love seeing RVB references
Karen: "You can't defeat me."
Boy: "I know, but she can."
*A bigger Karen appears*
*There's always a bigger fish*
but is the final boss really a Karen, if she immediately realizes that he doesn't work there, pointing that out to the harpy?
Kyle*
Pyro Ultimate Hunter Bigger Karen: Do you *feel* in charge?
Bigger Karen: NOBODY CAN DEFEAT ME BECAUSE I KNOW THE MANAGER
I had one teacher, who DEMANDED that I come back from hospital, which I was in to tend to STAB WOUNDS, to do your average math class.
You ok now? And what happened if you recovered?
@@playon_gaming2193 Who said he recovered? Maybe attending that average math class was the last thing he ever did.
@@PongoXBongo lmfao
@@PongoXBongo Gotta remember to comment on youtube before I die
you should have just sent him the meme from detroit:become human and tell him that's the reason you cant teach XD (28 STAB WOUNDS)
Karen: *Saves the day*
Me: "Perhaps, I treated you too harshly."
The Karen in the last story: "Well maybe I don't want to be the badguy anymore."
(insert we were bad meme here)
Wait are you a bad guy.... *suddenly intense bass*
All hail the good Karen that defended op *chants*
Me seeing this Karen be a good person: Perhaps I may have treated you too harshly...
nice
"I love my job...but fighting Darwinism can be exhausting" - I love this line.
Karen: *uses logic*
Everyone: *You are bad guy, but this does not mean you are bad guy.*
Ok zangief...I think I’m right but I don’t know.
*”We were bad but now we’re good”*
Do you mean girl
Harlem Gil no he did not
Thank you, Zangief.
My uncle is a combat vet. So when the Op said 'in my Sargent voice' I immediately heard my uncles voice. I don't know what's funnier, the fact that he said he would've wiped the floor with her. Or the fact that he already been in a situation like this and completely destroyed the guy.
BTW: Shout-out to all who has done an honorable job serving and saving this country
Last one be like.....
These are two Karens in their natural habitat fighting over dominance.
Yea but one of them is a harpy in disguise ready to kill
They are ready to start cussing at each other
Zeus vs Kronos battling to be king of the universe, a really long fuckin time ago, colorised.
Karen joins the fight
BUT WHAT ABOUT KAREN ON KAREN VIOLENCE
lol "hes wearing scrubs do you really think he works here?"
LOL common sense for the WIN
wow the last one restored my faith in humanity
KARENS HAVE DONE SOMETHING REASONABLE
also would love to see a fight between a karen and a harpy
I wonder if she was a normal person in disguise as a Karen to throw people off.
@@cmotdibbler4454 Or could be a reformed Karen but has the ability to go back when required.
I was thinking it's almost like he had a personal attack Karen.
It would look like that fight.... Toreto vs Hobbs.
@@OmniscientWarrior Or a reformed Karen that's keeping up the facade to throw people off.
Last one: "And her name is JOAN CENA!!"
AAHHAHAHAH that got me laughing so hard, nice play on the name :)
I feel like that last story is the equivalent of that scene in Jurassic Park where, just as the heroes are cornered by the velociraptors, t-Rex comes in and attacks the raptors.
Best analogy EVER for that situation!
I wish we could've heard more on that Karen V Karen story.
U said that and i just had the most epic anime karen battle in my head lol it got near the end and the losing one was like:"i didnt think id have to use my special move so soon.......
Let.....
Me.....
See....
THE MANAGERRRRRRR!!!!!"
Dont ask im wierd i take any dumb thing and turn it into an epic anime battle in my head like when i tried to hit a fly with a fly swatter and continuasly missed XD
me too honestly it's so rare that Karen's don't take each others sides and stick up for others
Harpy: _Throws cart into Karen's Jag._
Karen: _Friendly fire: on._
Their life is an eternall free-for-all so no friendly fire
A karens own personal hell is spending eternity trapped with another karen
Ulimate Karen battle😂
When a Karen has common sense
Surprised pikachu face
It the end aaaahahahahhagahahahaahha RRRrRRRRRUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN
When he said that he was a non commissioned officer I knew that eventually the Sargent voice would come out. I was not disappointed 🤣🤣
From the diaphragm, comes the great thüm. I love using it.
My Dad did 22yrs in the Military....he's been out 30yrs and damn if he still doesn't have it!!! Still makes me shudder in fear when I hear it!!! 😂😂 🐧🐧
My dad retired as a major but damn if someone did that and he felt threatened she would be on the floor with more than a bruise probably.
That Karen didn't deserve any less than him going Full Metal Jacket on her ass. 😂🤣😂🤣
That veteran story could've gone so much worse if he had not of snapped back to his senses and out of his training. Used to work with patients with mental problems (Usually relating to having a stroke, head trauma, etcetera), and we had a resident that survived three wars back in his days. A newbie I was told to keep an eye on while our eldest member was teaching him the ropes, but the new guy brushed me off because he thought I was a child (4'10" and baby-faced, so I often get that, and even my co-workers at that time made the joke, but also had me active a lot during night-shift since my childish appearance oddly soothed a lot of the patients. You work with what you've got you know.). I told the bosses over our land-line that the newbie brushed me off and I tried locating him to no results. I did eventually find him, just seconds before his near-fatal mistake.
Since he didn't let me show him around and introduce him to our residents (I was going to give him the rundown, including the special needs of each patient since a couple were tricky, such as one has a short-term memory but will respond to anyone who knocks six times on his door, and a elderly woman who has a stutter needing people to talk slowly for her), that meant he didn't know about our war veteran that was a retired Marine. I was about to call out the newbie, just as he reached out and grabbed the elderly man by his elbow... BAD MOVE. I guess he didn't know that even when old you have serious strength when instinct kicks in with the adrenaline. He was screaming which set the man off more, it ended up with him in a headlock in the perfect position to get his neck snapped. He was damn lucky I was taught by my mother, aunt, and grandmother on how to deal with PTSD patients, especially veterans. So I did what I did best... Play.
I pretty much acted like I was a young boy soldier reporting to my superior (Thanks to my grandfather and brother who both were in the military and had reenactment playing for me when I was little). Easy to make myself look like a boy since I had short hair already, and it helped that I knew the elderly man and his history because he would chat with me when I came to give him his medications and stuff. I played along for roughly ten-minutes before he calmed down and handed my the newbie, which was still knelt on the floor but at my level, I calmly whispered to him about playing along and not saying anything. I pretty much had the veteran believing that the guy was a newbie recruit and had just come in today, which wasn't a lie. It all ended with the veteran being his usual self three hours later after my boss chatted with him, while I kept the newbie walking around outside with me.
The newbie was fired the next day, and I was given the option to take on a permanent day-shift. I told them no, because I planned to go to college the end of the year, and I would have to regrettably quit anyway. Unfortunately the place fell to new management before that, and the new bosses fired the competent people except me because they didn't take me seriously. This led to patients not taking medications, abuse, etcetera. When I quit and entered college, the place was shut down by State, but I keep in touch with my close-friends that were once patients there such as the veteran. We still talk about the "Greenhorn" tadpole that got in over his head with a bullfrog. Unfortunately though, he is nearing the end, and as a farewell I suppose he decided that he needed to thank me for being his "Top cadet". I'll be keeping that pin from his uniform he gave me next to the last photo I have of the staff and patients. This will count as the third patient to say goodbye to me. But at least they won't feel pain anymore (He still suffers severe pains because he has a bullet lodged in his chest that is in a dangerous spot, so he only needed medication for the pain, but was with us due to the PTSD because his family were afraid of him hurting himself).
I miss all of them.
Wow. That was an amazing story. Poor man, and God Bless you for your cool head. That newbie was lucky you were there.
I'll never forgive incompetent management, but *especially* not the kind that put people's *lives* at risk. It's horribly tragic to hear what happened shortly before and after you left... Hopefully at least with it shut down the patients involved got sent to a much better handled establishment... Hopefully. :c Thank you for being a shining light for those in the darkest depths of suffering during your time there.
That was a surprisingly wholesome story. I'm sorry for your loss, but I'm happy you got to make their lives a bit brighter. Thanks for that, gives me some hope
I couldn't read all if that but bro good job
I’m not gonna pretend I read all that but like for the effort
When a Karen is actully defending OP
Everyone:Wait that's illegal
i am confusion rslash explain why this Karen do something nice
300th like
That Karen has 69420% more brain cells than the average Karen does
As a nurse myself I feel for the nurse in the last entry, after a 12.5 hr shift you have zero patience to deal with idiots that are so self indulgent that they don’t see other people around them. If that was me I would have told that harpy were to go then applaud her after denting that car. What a loser!
"He's fkng wearing *scrubs!* How could any idiot think he *works here?!"*
Best. Karen. Moment. Ever.
Faith in humanity restored
Edit: Thanks for the heart bro and also r/storiesaboutKevin
edit 2 i'm stupid and didn't realize editing a comment deleted the heart
Yep!
Someone who looks like a karen, but doesn't act like one!
AllIsOne but then you realise that the idiot who thought that person worked there, was also a human.
Faith in humanity has plummeted back to 0.
Karen's are like Dwight Schrute, mean, unforgiving and serious but sometimes rarely have there good moments.
Did he give you a heart and then remove it...?
@@atomsmasher703 the comment was edited so the heart was automatically removed
The last story is my favorite because it’s like two titans fighting
Literally just like Godzilla King of Monsters. Harpy: the fire bird (forgot its name) vs. Godzilla (Karen)
@@dyfe3140 Rodan
He's my fav cuz he's legit a fire bird
TheAtom¡CRose _ thanks I was having a brain fart
@@amw6394 fire bird = phenix.
@@Deadchannel547 *firebird. *Phoenix.
Harpy: YOU THERE, SERVANT BOY!
Karen:
Qui-Gon Jinn: There's always a bigger fish.
I did say that, didn’t I.
The last story made me irrationally happy lol That's not a Karen, that's a hero
rSlash:Here's a tip, dont abuse combat veterans
Me: i'll do ya one better, dont abuse people. win win
MIND. BLOWN.
Even better, don't break the law
@@badzombies2003 Unjust laws exist - and it is the duty of every human being to challenge and defy them. Also, some laws are outdated and no longer relevant.
MiG2880 true, some laws are very very stupid that need to be changed. Just follow the ones that are common sense that are a much bigger deal
Karen has now joined chat
13:11
*A new challenger has appeared!*
"Level 2 Karen, wants to speak to the manager's manager"
Kwaaaaa-
*confused screaming *
I need to speak with the manager²
Time to die
Soon they can work there way to all the way to the president.
When the veteran said he assumed he was being arrested and turned around to be cuffed that broke my heart 😭 what a good man and he deserves better
Makay Whiting isn’t it fucked up that he assumed he would be, as did i. Why do you think they act like this? Because they always get away with it.
@Van Sinn I'm so sorry this happens to you, thank you for your service. I also have PTSD mine wasn't because of combat it was child abuse and sexual abuse. I'm telling you this because I've been called a no good snowflake too often. Anyways I hope your pain gets better and I'm sending you good vibes and prayers
@Van Sinn of course! And I have but I still have my bad days and I hope you're having a good day.
How do you know he is a good man? Just because someone joins the military?? Do you even know how many psychopaths and sick people join to have their demented fun??How deluded are you
Meine Namen dude, the guy would've done more to the woman that would have gotten him arrested but he explained that he's a good guy. How deluded are you to just type that in?
Karen telling someone to get their manager is the equivalent attempt of mom telling you to go get the belt
I love the comment at 18:33 from the ER nurse "I love my job but fighting Darwinism can be exhausting." Pure gold.
Harpy: "HE WORKS HERE, HE CAUSED THIS!"
Karen: "He's f**king wearing scrubs! How can any idiot think he works here?!"
Me: *Cue Confused Noises*
Karen envcouters a wild Harpy. Harpy wants to fight.
Harpy uses "shrieking".
It's not effective.
Karen uses "common sense".
Everyone is confused...
Karen V Mega-Karen tonight at 6
The Anti-Karen has come... the world is saved
Maybe not an actual Karen, but maybe she was coming off as one?
I would pay to watch a Karen v Karen
"I've never seen such a tantrum (give the baby a few years)"
You're gonna be a good mother. XD
That is common sense
Yea boi
For the horseman story, Im so sorry for the loss of your mare. Im sure she live a great long life considering you rescue horses as well. The Equine world needs more people like you. Blessings to you and horses you care.
This video: a Karen who could tell someone doesn’t work somewhere and Calls another Karen a idiot
The world: *surprise Pikachu face* Impossible
Yep!
Someone who looks like a karen, but doesn't act like one!
The Hidden Ninja
Well yes but actually no
Dark Diver
🤣
It's a paradox like none I've ever seen before or since.
:0
Karen:
SGT: No. THIS is how you do it.
XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
Karen: DX
Okay, can we give the last Karen some points because she actually had common sense!
-Gives 1 point- There now their team is winning.
That was the only karen that has common sense
A karen having common sense for once!! This scientific discovery is absolutely astonishing i never thought such a feat would be possible
I'm reminded of the old saw: "even a blind hog finds an acorn once in a while".
War Vets are some of the most amazing and interesting people I have ever met. Especially ones that were active combat or spec ops. They have stories that show another side of what happens, they treat others with respect because that what they want. And the are some of the hardest damn workers I've ever met!
Sorry, just wanted to rant
*karen screams at harpy*
*harpy screeches back*
*Dr Serizawa voice* "let them fight"
Mortal kombat theme plays.
*Battle of Boston from the Godzilla KOTM Soundtrack plays*
@@MrAutobot390 Heh even better.
Street fighter theme plays
*karen commits animal abuse*
FINISH HIM
What if we heard a story from a Karen's point of view?
Now that would be really *interesting*
There's bound to be one of those stories somewhere on a subreddit like r/choosingbeggars or r/quityourbullshit. It's probably downvoted to all hell, but it almost definitely exists
I wad thinking of that!
They would probably add some false details
Bro holy shit i was just thinking of that
there probably aren't many because it's outside of their echo chamber and they're probably smart enough to know that they will get bombarded with downvotes if they try
OP"I turned on my Training Sargent voice."
Me "Ehehehehhe!"
An eerie chanting of "smoke her sarge, smoke her sarge!" rising in the distance.
Half right... FACE
@@GIboy1990 Front leaning rest position, MOVE!!
I will hear that in my nightmares coming out of the DFEC in basic and getting smoked 🤣🤣
I about squealed when I heard that
When I heard that I thought 'oh boy...'
Another one that happened to me was when I worked in a very tony jewelry salon. We had 12 stores over the US, and a very prestigious clientele. Most were super nice and many became friends. But there were always a few who were huge pains In the keyster. One day, a pain in the keyster client came up to me and demanded we fix her diamond pin (probably bought 35 years ago) for free because "it shouldn't have broken, and I'm VERY good friends with the owner!" You guessed it, the owner of the entire company was there and standing not 5 feet away. Let's say his last name was Rosby. He slides up to the counter, and says, "Good afternoon, Mrs....?" She puffs herself up even more and says very grandly, Mrs. Lord-High-Muckety-Muck the Third! And I'm a GOOD friend of the owner, Mr. CROSBY!" Mr. Rosby says to her that we'll be glad to repair her pin and the fee will be...he turns to me, winks so she can't see it, and says "Miss B, how much is this repair?" I say it's $200 because all the stones have to be removed before heat is applied for the solder. Not true, and it's only about a $150 repair. But we've fixed so much of her old stuff, she never buys anything, and is always condescending and rude. Mr. Rosby turns to her and says the repair will be $200, payable in advance. She splutters that she's a GREAT customer, has never had to pay because she's such a great bosom buddy with the owner, "Mr. CROSBY"! The owner says that that prepaid repairs are a new policy directly from the owner, would she like to speak to him? She says she is going to call him the minute she gets home AND complain about both of us to her good friend. The owner said, "In that case, take my card so at least you can get my name right!" She snatches her ratty pin, and his card. She wheels away from the counter, and we watch as she rounds the corner where she thinks we can't see her, but the mirrored windows give us a perfect view as she reads the card that says "Abraham Rosby, CEO Owner". She falters a bit, straightens her back and leaves the store. She never came in for repairs again, and never called her good "friend" either. Btw, we gladly repaired, free of charge, jewelry purchased from us, or if it was a good client, or a client we really liked. But entitled poseurs? Nah, not gonna happen!
*Karen launches her cart*
*Jaguar door opens*
Fighting Game Announcer: HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!
*Giga-Karen cues boss music*
Oh my God yes
You don’t post anything your name is a lie
@@connorbower1205 sir nobody cares
When I read your comment I got chills from a memory, when I played FNAF Ultimate Custom Night at a friends house, and Dee Dee, added a new character onto my night. AS I HAD 25 CHARACTERS (Half the roster) ON 10, AND DIED DUE TO NIGHTMARE PUPPET!!! I DIDN’T HAVE THEM ON, AND THEY WERE ON 20! (•̀ᴗ•́)و(•̀ᴗ•́)و(•̀ᴗ•́)و Dee Dee...
The boss music is megalovania.
rSlash: Our next post is from--
*Commercial intrups*
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Min TaeTae no that stupid slide game where you kick people off
That happened to me but it was a south park game ad
mines was putting powder on penises
reality is often disappointing
@@getin_n3l_ reality really is but I laughed way to hard at this 😂
XD
16:16
Moral of the story: DON'T mess with an NCO. They will either win the shouting match, win the fight, or both.
Or keep you past 1700 doing stupid details....
My Mom, she's getting her Bachelor's of Fine Arts in her 70's, I'm so proud!!😊💜
I don't know why you commented this here but I'm happy for her. She deserves for people like you to be proud.
@@ArcanineEspeon cause she's not a Karen, so I'm proud and thanks.😊
@@Mrs_Sugar_Min it sounds like you were answering a question originally, but I can't figure out what the question was or where it originated. Were you possibly answering the question in R's pinned comment?
@@ArcanineEspeon Yea it's been awhile so I can't remember??
*"I think this was the first time I've ever rooted for a Karen."*
When he said “the cart ran into a jaguar-” I was like, 😨😯
Me too!
Same
I thought was a the cat.
#justiceforjeb / water sheep lol
MJayTaR These videos help me think of revenge
An angry dementor. From my somewhat knowledge of Harry Potter, you don't wanna have than in your face. And my reaction from what it actually means, you don't want to run into someone like that.
*"You there! Peasant! We have just decided that you work in this establishment! We are your Queen and demand you serve us this instant, or it's off with your head!"*
Aftermath: Screaming and hissing Karen gets taken away by cops.
I can see the headlines for the last story now:
Karen: Civil War
Edit: how did this one comment get so many likes?
Now I understand how people who add stuff like this feels
edit #1,337: I think I might make a marvel style trailer for this, I require mental help
when 2 karen style boss fight comes...
The EndGame
i had to stick to the pun xD
I understood that reference!
sounds like a marvel movie
Lol
"Let them fight."
Karen: (does something actually good)
Thanos: impossible,
Darling let me show you what posible
not a wild Karen... A TRAINED KAREN
Weaboos: impossiburu!
"... where we got pizzas and migraines from laughing so hard."
Me: LITERALLY painfully relatable.
The veteran one just killed me. A close friend is a retired SEAL. I can just imagine some ignorant Karen treating him like that... 😉 She'd be LUCKY to just end up on the floor...
She'd be dead in a few seconds
How unprofessional, your friend can’t control himself and adapt to the situation?? I expect more from a supposed elite soldier
@@tsfbaf303 He can and would, but he certainly wouldn't want to. Have we come to the age where people don't recognize SARCASM??? Besides, I'D be the one putting her ass on the floor.
@@tsfbaf303 well alot of vets can also remember they get trained to basically think that anything that is not their team is probably going to kill you. Then add on that most probably PTSD from the warzone. Adding on the fact that the person this comment is referring to is a seal so the worst parts of the war zones then.
Now out of nowhere they get grabbed on their shoulder instincts will kick in and do a take down. So the end part of the comment is sarcastic the rest is not.
And that's why they find it so hard to adapt again.
@@Serene80 just checking my comment above is somewhat correct??
Karen protects OP from another Karen.
There has just been a rip through space and time.
Lady gets told not to assault a veteran so she assaults a police officer
Logic
BIG BRAIN TIME
Which one is more logical to assault? That is the real question.
@@Cobalt_Rain no one
@@spiderboi5016 I didn't say either were logical, or that one should, but if you HAVE to choose one over the other, which one is it more logical to assault?
Colton Weakley veteran because you’re less likely to be arrested? But then again police officer because you’re less likely to be hurt... yeah, neither’s even slightly logical 😂
That one with the Veteran man had me applauding. I love when entitled people and those who jump to conclusions get put in there place. Especially when it's with words only.
Professor:(*Starts screaming*).
Baby:(Counters with screaming and crying while facing the professor).
Mother:(Proud face).
I don't know, i think it would have been a more satisfying ending if Joe just invited prof. Karen into his office to scream at her or included what had to have been the fallout of Joe dropping a shit in her department chair's inbox.
Wait, an intelligent Karen? Never thought I'd live to see the day...
Never thought it even exist
Roberto Coutinho She is a fake one,her goal is to infiltrate the karens
@@cedrikw4972 agreed, there's no way an actual Karen would be that intelligent.
Not necessarily intelligent, just smarter than harpy.
All of you are a bit confused. Let me explain: Karens are smart yet dedicate their lives to the Karen philosophy, in which they hate everyone.
Bro the Army Veteran OP has Ultra Instinct, you can even tell because his hairs are starting to turn white.
To the combat veteran. You allowed your energies to dip
into the zone with that woman's reality. It is a good lesson
and a good story.
Assaulting a combat veteran with PTSD… Is never a good idea. I wants had a dear friend, I lover Really, that qualifies as a dear friend. Also a Vietnam combat veteran with PTSD, although in those ancient days it was not recognized, yet. I had to be extremely careful waking him. Usually I use the bell. Even sleeping next to him sometimes dangerous. It all depends on what he was dreaming of the time. You could get hurt severely otherwise. His reflexes were lightning quick, I found out so is mine. I also had some martial arts training. This came in handy and protecting myself on a few occasions at first before I realized that it was dangerous to catch him on aware. The problem is that I only had some martial arts training, I was able to block or avoid getting hurt. I also knew that this would not last very long because my arsenal of knowledge was limited. Sadly, his problems were almost too much for him, and I relationship came to an end. I really believe it was because he was certain he feared he would hurt me severely and put me in the hospital someday.
*D* *E* *J* *A* *V* *U*
(flashback to " ENTITLED MOMMY VS ARMY SERGEANT! ")
Ikr. I swear I have seen the second post about Joe and the Entitled Professor before on rSlash
Yees
aw yeah, the one about the lunchroom and stuff. that was a good story.
I had the same thought
Same!
When a karen is the voice of reason in an argument, you know the world is doomed.
PS: karen vs harpy = godzilla vs gidorah
I remember that anime.
That is no Karen, she only takes on that form.
Zeus vs Kronos, battling to be king of the universe, a long fuckin time ago, colorised
"Don't open your 🐓- holster until someone tells you too!"
I spit water across the room!!
There's NO way the owner of the Jaguar was a Karen. 😂 She was *way* to logical!
Sabrina McNeil wait... Maybe...just maybe.
This Karen is a rare genetic mutation among the species that has over-developed logic centers! THE MISSING LINK BETWEEN KARENS AND HUMANS!!!
@@AmaryInkawult OH MY GOSH YOU'RE RIGHT!!!!!
That's what happens when you mix a Karen mom with a Elon musk dad you get Karina!
My thoughts too.
Maybe this is a rare breed of Karen
A better pro-tip: don't assault anyone, ever lol
Me: i'm sorry, i don't work here.
Karen: well yes, but actually no.
You know what I love that this Karen was being chewed out by a mega Karen! I was in utter shock for a moment, I thought this would never happen but omg I am crying laughing 🤣 this totally just made my day😁
Chick: I’m going to throw this cart because I’m having an entitled person tantrum.
Cart: That’s some nice savings you got there, too bad if I hit than brand new Jaguar over there
Harpy: I have an army.
Vita_est: we have a Karen.
also,side-note: "Cock Holster" is one i HAVE to use in an argument.
Cock-holser belongs to *r/rareinsults*
Yeah, I heard that and I'm like "Yeah, he just demonitized himself"
I have a Big Ben ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
That term made my freaking week man.
Life tip: Don't assault people, period.
Also, don't be afraid to press charges. It doesn't often take long, and the police are usually very accommodating if you're tired/sick/hurt/hungry.
At least she isn't getting out of it completely. There is still the whole assaulting a police officer thing too.
"It often doesn't take long"? Man, it often takes years.
I’ve listened to this for many many times more like 50 times HAHA the “IST” thing still gets me HAHAH
When a Karen becomes your temporary party member.
Karen vs Harpy.
And I thought Godzilla vs Kong was my most anticipated movie for 2020 :p
Harpy vs Karen
Dr. Ishiro Serizawa: Let them fight.
Godzilla and mutos:this is gonna be good
20:59 this is the first time a Karen has ever thought broad mindedly...but does that make her a Karen tho ?
I think someone in the comments of the Reddit post said something like "Maybe she's not a Karen, but a Sharon? (Karen's slightly more intelligent sister)"
Hes wearing scrubs, how could he work here!??
Karen has been agreable
Plot twist: It wasn't a Karen at all.
I especially liked it when she called the harpy an idiot!
"Don't assault combat veterans." Not the tip i'd give. I'd rather say, "don't assault people"
Or, "Don't assault people, especially combat veterans." That sounds more menacing lol
Should have said "don't be an ass****"
Lord Nazar Its the combat version of turning when someone elses kid calls "mom".
N Logan I had a veteran mistake me for a veteran once. Because of the way I walk and look around a room I guess. I came by that as a civilian who went through crap Id rather not talk about. But also... having most of my relatives as a veteran of one branch or another and my better half as one... people who have seen combat really do walk differently.
But yes. If you cannot tell... maybe follow the universally good advice of just not putting hands on anyone ever.
Yeah, my dad knows Judo so he can floor someone fast if he needs to
Karen: IF I SAY YOU WORK HERE YOU WORK HERE!
Boy: Well then, my job isn't putting carts away.
Boy: Well then, I'm the manager and I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
Boy: well i work for god, and i'm gonna have to as you to stand still
The last story is my FAVORITE!!! Not all Karen’s want to speak to your manager 😂🤣🤦🏾♀️
"Fighting Darwinism can be exhausting" A wonderful characterization of about half of an ER nurse's duties.
Being a combat veteran I know exact how that veteran felt, I have PTSD as well and one of the first things I tell coworkers is the DO NOT'S when it comes to approaching me. I almost broke a coworkers nose with my elbow because he forgot about one of those DO NOT'S. So I'm very glad that Stupid Karen got what was coming to her.
Every famous reditor has a phrase
Giofilms- don't put faces on cars / why does this exist
Fresh - don't at the person your lying about
Emkay-"damiens laugh "
Rslash- don't mess with tree law
Blair- can u imagine/ go off
Lazarbeam - gday gday u bloody legends
If you have any more comment it let's see how much we can get
fat b****** What's Blair's then?
I love this.
fat b****** is it bad that i am subscribed to all of them?
@@alyx5491 course not
@@kabob0077 I don't really watch blair if you could recommend one I'd add it
That last KaReN actually had some sense in her 🤣🤣🤣
Karen: touches veteran
Veteran: *GET NAE NAE'D*
Get beaned
Karen: You WORK HERE
Army veteran: Gets out the Uno reverse card
Side note: This is my favorite channel. Keep up the good work Rslash!👍
What to do when you see a veteran
1: Do not assult him
2: Thank him for his service
3: Tell him to have a nice day
The story says he was wearing business casual/business clothes, not a uniform, or fatigues, or medals, or anything to signal he was a combat veteran, so how would anyone know?
@@ChristianHagenRaknarokk it usually becomes very apparent during the verbal destruction administered on the ignorant and also, the amount of profanity.
@@pv3566 Yes, but this story was about an attack on a veteran, who had nothing on him to identify him as such before the attack. I am not condoning the attack, far from it, but Jack Ladig seemed to think that people are mind readers or oracles or psychics and can instantly know if someone is a veteran. I was just playing devil's advocate to his comment which I felt didn't consider all sides.
To be honest, I think parts 1 and 3 apply to everyone.
Especially part 1.
Instructions unclear, got my face ground up against the concrete. Worst. Employee. Ever. -Karen
the karen who drives the jaguar: maybe i don't want to be the bad guy anymore
You're the best rSlash! I can listen to your videos while doing crafts, work, probably driving and even as I'm going to sleep. Thanks for posting everyday! You and your pupper are so fun to listen to everyday!
Same
6:05 To be fair, if she mistook OP as being young enough to be a student, you could almost take it as a compliment.
"Fighting Darwinism". I laughed so hard, a bit of wee come out.
That last story about 2 Karen's duking it out
Me: Let Them Fight