Holy crap. That is some next level embarrassment. Reminds me of when I was in a school bus going back to school from a field trip 3-4 years ago. I thought someone said the word "testicle" and asked the person what it was. Everyone stared at me and busted out laughing. I later found out what it was and still regret that.
6:54 Actually, there's a reason behind this! Basically, back when cartoons were black and white, animators would usually color the skin black and clothes white, with only the white parts having an outline. And because of that, It would be impossible to understand what would be going on if a character put their hands in front of their chest. Handshakes would have looked like black blobs, Hugs would've looked like the characters were merging together, etc. They wore white gloves so the audience could understand what was happening better!
My grandpa asleep and can’t read this at the moment, he was having trouble with the machine that was beeping. I can now say he is sleeping much better.
The crossover of Reddditor TH-camrs who actually speak with their real voice we all still are waiting for Flash DarkDom, OzMedia, RealJake/ FakeJake, Rslash, OneTopicAtATime, GioFilms, Redditor, SadMilk/TheClick, SorrowTV, R/MrReddit, MarshalDoesStuff, Kore, Fainted and *EmKay*
legit yeah. I'm a trans man so i always go to the barbers for my buzz.. the one time i got refused i got misgendered and insulted heavily. I just hope the person in the video wasn't trans..
Fun fact! To dolphins, fish ARE nature's flesh-light! ...Man, I wish I was kidding. Learning that sure made recalling how I grow up watching Flipper feel weird.
14:52 Looked this up. Its common name is whip spider or tailless whip scorpions, though they are actually neither spiders nor scorpions, but an entirely different order of Arachnida (the class of arachnids). They don't produce silk or venom, and don't usually bite. However, they can grab your fingers with their "hands" or pedipalps when threatened, which can cause "thorn-like puncture injuries." Apparently, they can have a leg span of anywhere from 5 to 70 cm (2 to 27.6 in). If you want, there are actually a few species that are sold as pets.
@@NoName-ld7gg Top comments generally hide those that are flagged and/or contain links or foul language from what I've gathered. And if there are no likes on comments, it can't sort them as a top comment. I try to post the sorting thing on any comment regarding drunk/broken youtube. And the views thing can also be explained by this- th-cam.com/video/RY_2gElt3SA/w-d-xo.html
Hand of Blood is still one of the best german youtubers around! It's not just costumes, he also plays roles and even creates scenarios and short films, depending on the game. Hell he swapped costumes all the time when he played Hitman
I'm a woman and I used to have really short hair when I was at uni. I went to the local barber and he cut my hair every month. I don't see the problem.
14:49 I have two of those "spiders with hands" they are called tailless whip scorpions. They are not actually spiders or scorpions but it's own group of arachnid.
6:26 in some games with FPS elements, this is actually true. even if you are successfully hiding from your target, in the same instant that you put crosshairs on them, the target instantly steps to the side(they even do this if they don't wander about).
"I don't know what a male feminist is called" A male feminist is called a feminist. What you're thinking of is not feminism but misandry. Feminism is equal treatment and rights. Misandry is woman are superior. Due to that the opposite of what you were trying to think of is misogynists/misogyny
@@menn9116 feminist. noun. noun. /ˈfɛmənɪst/ a person who supports the belief that women should have the same rights and opportunities as men Nineteenth-century feminists demanded equal education and employment opportunities for single women. ------ Literally means equality
@David HåkanssonPeoples ignorance doesn't change the definition Edit to respond to your edit: no as I said. That's misandry not feminism. Misandrists give feminists bad names by pretending that they're feminist not misandrists. Feminists just want everyone to be treated equally and fairly. True feminists don't believe one is better than the other.
Ok, so i do some research and word feminist come from latin word femina that means female Vir is male in latin so male feminist should be called virist A man who fight for men rights
Kind of gory fact I learned in a discord server or reddit vid that this video reminded me about: Dolphins use dead{?...} fish as fleshlights. They're just that metal. So yeah, fish really ARE nature's fleshlights. Nature is so strange
"CRUNCHIFY HIM! CRUNCHIFY HIM!" the people cried. And as our lord and savior was going through all of that suffering, he managed to say one more thing: "H-Harder nii-chan..."
If you go to the EmKay front page, on the right of the screen there is a new tab that says "EmKay Team" So I'm asuming that they're in colab with other youtubers
Almost 2 mil good going guys! I remember the good times like when Emkay hand did a line swirly thing in comments and I said I appreciated them making my eyes not hurt and they hearted the comment.
We hope you enjoyed this guest narration from EzPz's Cougar! Check them out if you liked his narration!
EzPz: th-cam.com/users/EzPzReads
neat
i was so confused??
Oh that’s why
ooooooooooooh that makes sense XD
I want to say something funny
This ain’t Emkay, I’ve been bamboozled
Why’d I think of “And then he waddled away, waddle, waddle, TILL THE VERY NEXT DAY, BUM, BUM, BUM-“
Love & Light because like us, you’ve lost it... welcome to the hell hole...
Even speedwagon is afraid
@•JustMochii•
Lol, no.
This needs more likes
“Hey everyone welcome back to ezpz”
*”this is emkay..”*
Who is the guy who’s reading it?
Stolen comment.
You stole my comment >:O
「 • ιτz мιzυκι ᴍᴜғғɪɴ • 」 lol who cares that’s like saying I stole your opinion
Wrong music too
I never knew Kobe was dead until I shouted "kobe" whilst playing basketball in front of my year group...thats 60 people😑
Holy crap. That is some next level embarrassment. Reminds me of when I was in a school bus going back to school from a field trip 3-4 years ago. I thought someone said the word "testicle" and asked the person what it was. Everyone stared at me and busted out laughing. I later found out what it was and still regret that.
Don’t feel bad about it. Shouting Kobe is paying respect.
that’s paying respects
Bruh
Shen Doodles respect is not a valid currency and can’t save you when you fail to pay the mafia
Comment: ‘tire’
This frickin’ dude: ‘Tree’
Ah yes, I screwed a trere
What happened to John.
What HAPPENED?!?!!?!
I thought I heard the guy who makes Steven Universe comic dubs. Turns out I was right.
You mean Cougar? I thought I recognised the voice 😂
THATS WHY THE VOICE IS SO FAMILIAR!!!
Do you have a link to it?
Gamemaster 24681012 search Cougar
Don't forget the Godzilla comics
Text: "sigil"
EzPz: "seagull"
Text: “tire”
EzPz: “tree”
And this is emkay lol
👁👅👁
Vulpie
No lol
@@idothefunnies1636 yes lol
6:54
Actually, there's a reason behind this!
Basically, back when cartoons were black and white, animators would usually color the skin black and clothes white, with only the white parts having an outline. And because of that, It would be impossible to understand what would be going on if a character put their hands in front of their chest. Handshakes would have looked like black blobs, Hugs would've looked like the characters were merging together, etc. They wore white gloves so the audience could understand what was happening better!
Nice!
Before, they understand where the hands are.
Now, we understand how to not get caught by forensic evidences.
That makes so much damn sense!
@@Asertix357 glad you enjoyed some cartoon history lmao
This is similar to why Mario wears gloves, except pixelation rather than monochromaticity.
Emkay: Uploads Twice
*This truly does, put a smile on my face*
Edit: Oh shit, it's not him.
It’s an alt emkay
thought you were a bot ngl
Who is this Emkay Man that everybody seems to know except for me?
@@alekosthecrow yes
*If you’re reading this...*
you can breathe, congrats
Ladies and gentlemen.. I've been exposed.
My grandpa asleep and can’t read this at the moment, he was having trouble with the machine that was beeping. I can now say he is sleeping much better.
I'm,, a thot?
funny me mes here folks
Ah shit, this ain't my inhalor
"Welcome to EzPz"
Me: ***Visible confusion***
“What do you do with geckos shed?” Just put them down and let them eat it like they’re supposed to 😂
Geckos are weird but they're adorable
We should do our own cursed comments.
I have nothing-
@@wolfy3994 Nice. Just cut em open, the sweets will be a bit soggy but good enough
Emkay must have been drunk, and sleeping with a rando, so ezpz had to do their show for them
@Jellybean Cørpse
“MMM, PROTEIN!”
@Wolfy
Most likely cursed comments.
@Wolfy
_Only the best kind of comments_
The crossover of Reddditor TH-camrs who actually speak with their real voice we all still are waiting for
Flash
DarkDom, OzMedia, RealJake/ FakeJake, Rslash, OneTopicAtATime, GioFilms, Redditor, SadMilk/TheClick, SorrowTV, R/MrReddit, MarshalDoesStuff, Kore, Fainted and *EmKay*
Forgot sad milk
Forgot sorrowtv and marshaldoestuff
The click
@@miles3322 oh yeah XD
not miles He’s part of sad milk
EZPZ: ^Shows up^
. . .
*We've been tricked, backstabbed, and quite possibly bamboozled!*
“Hey everyone welcome back to ezpz”
Hey didn’t I click Emkay???
*looks in comments*
Ahh ok
But seriously I was really confused before I saw the Emkay comment
I was like wtf I don’t wanna give this fake views
Posted “30 seconds ago”
Everybody: I AM SPEEEED
Michael Herne
speed
xxzxnnyxx speed
I’m on speed
you may be speed. but someone got here in under 10 seconds :)
POV: Youre early and nothing funny has been commented
I can confirm
nothing funny
True my job was to comment before the people saying first so they werent
@thunder king gaming
How insecure do you have to be to judge people based off of their pfp? Grow up pls.
@@princevaldym7606 it's not even anime you idiot, it's miraculous ladybug, a 3d animated TV Show. And isn't even dubbed in Asian languages.
0:40 actually, when I go to the barber with my dad the barber's are always like: want us to cut your hair short?
Pronally why I lovve short hair
legit yeah. I'm a trans man so i always go to the barbers for my buzz.. the one time i got refused i got misgendered and insulted heavily. I just hope the person in the video wasn't trans..
0:44 I've gone to a barber shop before to get my pixie cut redone
I miss you short hair
Hello just a normal comment before bots and people saying first
I know you’re real because you edited this comment. Thank you
That or the so and so subscribers before 2021?
wtf the video was 15 hours ago and it says your comment was 16 hours ago
@@aqwrindi9682 im fast as fuck boi
Kid: has a crush on his teacher
Kid: sends nudes to the teacher
Also kid: *homeschooled*
me: * being a complete idiot thinking that this was EzPz instead of Emkay till i read the description- *
me:*o h .*
OH MY GOD SAME
Fun fact! To dolphins, fish ARE nature's flesh-light!
...Man, I wish I was kidding. Learning that sure made recalling how I grow up watching Flipper feel weird.
Who else randomly found them in their recommended and now watches every video?
Damn right you are
You are a psychic
He’s really not how would u find any other thing u watch
@@FlexedDrizzy Dunno searching it up?
Oh yeah.
7:19 Damn, those cursed comments came out of nowhere!
*j u s t l i k e t h e c a r*
14:52 Looked this up. Its common name is whip spider or tailless whip scorpions, though they are actually neither spiders nor scorpions, but an entirely different order of Arachnida (the class of arachnids). They don't produce silk or venom, and don't usually bite. However, they can grab your fingers with their "hands" or pedipalps when threatened, which can cause "thorn-like puncture injuries." Apparently, they can have a leg span of anywhere from 5 to 70 cm (2 to 27.6 in). If you want, there are actually a few species that are sold as pets.
2:02 "Remember, when your streak ends, so does your family."
TH-cam: 12 comments
Me: can I see them
TH-cam: *no*
Also TH-cam: no views
Yes. TH-cam being drunk/high has become the norm.
no
Sort by new
@Not2be4gotten02
I never thought about trying that....
_You must be the chosen one_
@@NoName-ld7gg Top comments generally hide those that are flagged and/or contain links or foul language from what I've gathered. And if there are no likes on comments, it can't sort them as a top comment.
I try to post the sorting thing on any comment regarding drunk/broken youtube. And the views thing can also be explained by this- th-cam.com/video/RY_2gElt3SA/w-d-xo.html
There's alien UFO noises coming from outside (no joke) and I'm on the Toliet wtf do I do
nvm it's the police helicopter
so close
Hand of Blood is still one of the best german youtubers around! It's not just costumes, he also plays roles and even creates scenarios and short films, depending on the game. Hell he swapped costumes all the time when he played Hitman
U sound like a Steven universe voice actor from a comic dub
Edit:that’s a good thing hence I love Steven universe
I'm a woman and I used to have really short hair when I was at uni. I went to the local barber and he cut my hair every month. I don't see the problem.
I love you
14:49 I have two of those "spiders with hands" they are called tailless whip scorpions. They are not actually spiders or scorpions but it's own group of arachnid.
4:59~ The most cursed thing about this is your voiceover, dude XD
6:26 in some games with FPS elements, this is actually true. even if you are successfully hiding from your target, in the same instant that you put crosshairs on them, the target instantly steps to the side(they even do this if they don't wander about).
That stuff on the thumbnail is in Swedish, it says: *sausage BALLS*
10:06
Rnglish isnt my 1st language so when i for the 1st time saw that word, i tought it meant that
CONGRATS ON 2 MIL
Emkay keep your great videos up the always make me find a way to make me laugh and smile even when I’m sick
"I don't know what a male feminist is called"
A male feminist is called a feminist.
What you're thinking of is not feminism but misandry.
Feminism is equal treatment and rights.
Misandry is woman are superior. Due to that the opposite of what you were trying to think of is misogynists/misogyny
Isn't feminist from female?
And if so than shouldn't it be male feminist called minist?
@@menn9116 feminist means *pro* female. Doesn't exclude the males
@@menn9116 feminist. noun. noun. /ˈfɛmənɪst/ a person who supports the belief that women should have the same rights and opportunities as men Nineteenth-century feminists demanded equal education and employment opportunities for single women.
------
Literally means equality
@David HåkanssonPeoples ignorance doesn't change the definition
Edit to respond to your edit: no as I said. That's misandry not feminism.
Misandrists give feminists bad names by pretending that they're feminist not misandrists. Feminists just want everyone to be treated equally and fairly.
True feminists don't believe one is better than the other.
Ok, so i do some research and word feminist come from latin word femina that means female
Vir is male in latin so male feminist should be called virist
A man who fight for men rights
It's illegal discrimination for a barber to deny service to a anybody on the basis of gender, at least is the US. Women do have hair after all.
Congrats on two mil good job
Kind of gory fact I learned in a discord server or reddit vid that this video reminded me about: Dolphins use dead{?...} fish as fleshlights. They're just that metal. So yeah, fish really ARE nature's fleshlights. Nature is so strange
Me: hears the voice
Also me: is that the guy who makes steven universe comic dubs...?
Hello people. I wanted to say that I love Emkay and their narrators. My personal favorite was Damien but now it's Robin. Hope someone sees this. 💕
Congrats on 2 mil!
"CRUNCHIFY HIM! CRUNCHIFY HIM!" the people cried. And as our lord and savior was going through all of that suffering, he managed to say one more thing:
"H-Harder nii-chan..."
*grabs gun with religious intent*
That's it, I'm becoming an atheist.
"Hey everyone welcome back to EzPz"
Sir, this is an EmKay's
AAAAAAY GOOD JOB ON 2 MILLION
Oh cougar you talk on here too?
That's crazy! Very well done
“Two colored eyes narrator”
Anime: could he one of my people?
yes inglis gud
The most cursed comment is, "First"
First
@@jeorfryemuntgumry3565 😱
R/cursed profile
Isn’t that the guy that psychologists have done studies on?
One word...
_RUN_
@@NoName-ld7gg nah the one word is
first
Congrats on 2M
congrats on 2M subscribers!
9:07
What someone said in a plane on 9/11
I loved the old background music. It’s such a classic, why change it? :(
Congrats for 2 mill Emkay
Congrats on 2 million!
Idk man
why did i have to get here 18 seconds left
Ur first
Oh cool
Hello fellow person who was early and didnt say first
Actually first very impressive
Ha he said ezpz not emkay r/facepalm i think it is a joke not sure
It is a joke
If you go to the EmKay front page, on the right of the screen there is a new tab that says "EmKay Team" So I'm asuming that they're in colab with other youtubers
Congrats on 2 million subs :DD
Congrats for 2 mill subs!!!!!!
Early comment early comment ha haha suckers
edit: I was not expecting Ezpz... how dare you
Heheh
I cannot believe that an "early" comment can get 63 likes.
It changed while I was reading
@@immatryanddostuff4416 Lol.
hey... um excuse me but why are people liking this thanks but whaaaaat
“Posted 3 minutes ago”
Comments: 302
I- 👁👄👁
*surprised pikachu face *
Happy 2mil subs Emkay😁
HAPPY 2 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS !!!!
The narrarator sounds like he dubs godzilla comics
Ezpz? This was posted on EmKay. Is this going on r/facepalm ?
CONGRATS on 2 mils
Wow emkay good job on 2M subs!
Love it
Nice zero two image
wait, im actually first, huh
no u aint
Shut up
Nobody gives a crap
you were like eighth
4:33 in case anyone was wondering, the song is Lone Digger by Caravan Palace.
Thats such an awesome song
Congratulations on hitting 2M subs
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Edit: you can see my comment is written in a FuNkY way so I was joking abt ppl saying first
Yeet
Sike Youthought no
Shut up
No 1 cares lol
Shut up theres no such thing as first
Congrats on 2 mill. subs!
2MIL SUBS... WELL DONE! 👍
Congrats on 2 mill
6:34 the geckos actually eat their shedded skin :D
istg these take me a second to understand and when i do, i choke on air
Congrats Your Almost At 2M Subscribers!
The EZPZ narrator and jack share the same amount of cursed additions to all posts.
Happy 2 million Emkay
Dude you're almost at 2million subs !
congrats on 2M subscriber emkay!!!!!
It's a good day when there's a guest narrator :)
12:15 Note: Fat Man and Little Boy were the names of the two nukes the US dropped on Japan in WW2.
Good job at 2 mil!
Congrats on 2 mil
Congrats on 2 Million! Subs
BADAMMMM HAPPY 2 MILLION SUBS!!!!
Almost 2 mil good going guys!
I remember the good times like when Emkay hand did a line swirly thing in comments and I said I appreciated them making my eyes not hurt and they hearted the comment.
Congrats on two million
0:20 DUDE MY ROBOTICS TEACHER SHOWED US THAT EXACT IMAGE TODAY WTF
congrats on the 2 million subscribers
I never thought I would hear King Ghidorah and Godzilla read cursed comments
Same! I'm a little traumatized honestly lol.
Congrats on 2mil subs
Happy 2M subs emkay!