+Tanya Sapien To be fair, if you got hit by a car and got major injuries but survived, I doubt you'd remain fit for duty. The police would fire you for your injuries, even if it wasn't your fault. Or at least transfer you to a desk job.
rdococ None of them have a speed limit, but they all have a suggested speed limit, so if you crash at a high speed they can just say that it's your fault
A breakdown triangle is a safety measure used when you want to change tyres and it is nighttime. Sou set it on the ground so other incoming drivers can be alerted and not crash the shit out of you
As a simulator, it doesn't look half bad. I think I'd find it quite relaxing driving around looking for crims, but I bet this game will cost like £30 or some bollocks. For £5 I'd buy it, looks like there's a hell of a lot more to do on it that farming simulator or the skiing ones.
Hi Dan. I just want to thank you for going through the pain of games like this to entertain us. And i want to thank you for uploading videos so often as you do. Thank you.
I'm going to be honest Dan, if I had a police officer under me causing this much chaos, I would assign someone to travel with them and keep an eye on them too.
100, on the Autobahn would be far from enough. More like 500m _at least_ . 100-200m is on country roads; in cities it's basically "far enough that people can react depending on current speed limit, curves, etc.
Hey Dan, generally when you know a turn will be difficult or sharp for your speeds you can: A) Slow down to a speed at which you have control over the vehicle. B) Be a good driver. C) Not turn at all and run into the wall.
So Dan's instinct when approaching a sharp turn at full speed is to say 'Oh that looks like a really steep turn to dOH!' without braking in the slightest, got it.
Wait soyou dont have the emergency triangle in britain? Or does it just have a different name? Its the little triangle you use to warn drivers of an upcoming stoped vehicle down the road.
i like how when your crashing into people, purposely pulling out into oncoming cars, and flying though the air your fine but when you drive a little recklessly youve caused too much chaos
+ICKMAN7 I saw something like that once. It was 4 USD for 20 shit games. As a tangent, these types of games look like shit now, but not too long ago, games like Autobahn Police Simulator would have been considered among the better ones compared to all those primarily text-based games like Oregon Trail or Carmen Sandiego. Funny how times change.
At least back in the 90s breakdown triangles were big reflective triangles that you put down when you broke down. My 1990 Mercedes came with one strapped to the inside of the trunk lid. They're mandatory to carry in Germany, although I think most of them are small electronic units now. In fact back my car was new you also had to carry an extra can of gas if you were driving on the autobahn because it is/was illegal to run out of gas on it.
Kind of seemed like he was reaching to insult the game for a lot of it, with the walking animations and such. The controls work fine, it's better made than ALL of the other hell games, and it actually has a little bit of depth to it.
Dan should play some of the Crash Time titles because then he would see how the german police actually fights criminals :D Their territory is the Autobahn, their enemys are extremly fast and dangerous, crimes without limit, full risk for the men of Autobahn Police Simulator! (A bad version of the Alarm für Cobra 11 theme song starts playing)
A breakdown triangle is a little, triangular shaped cone, usually stored in the cargo area, kept in groups of 3 and laid behind a vehicle when it breaks down.
+matt roberts one bottle, but she took the crate to carry it. As in Germany there is deposit on the crate and the bottles, I have a hard time to image a reason to drive around with just one bottle in a crate on the motor way.
+TheMrVengeance It is slightly more confusing. The Autobahn has by default no speed limits, but they put speed limits because... bad road conditions, construction sides, a lot accidents, to better pace the traffic, to reduce pollution, ... and many other reasons. The end result is, that most Autobahnen have a speed limits. The Autobahnen with no speed limit are therefore declared by not having a speed limit sign (or by cancelling the previous speed limit).
+sarowie Speed limits are usually set around cities more than anything. The "default" when it comes to speed limits seems to be 120kph around cities and 80 to 60kph around construction work. Other than that though, there are lots of places where the Autobahn is not limited. It also depends a lot on where in Germany you are. Some places are packed with speed limits while in others you can go for miles without a single one.
oliver small Yeah if papers please was made by someone who didn't care and there was no actual gameplay to it and the gta police mod was incredibly laggy and had half of it's features removed, no I dont see the potential in this
To be fair, it means that the license plate is not a clone, not that it physically exists in reality. Also a breakdown triangle is the small reflective triangle you put behind your car if it breaks down to warn other drivers.
TH-cam gamers - 2016: Rushing to try to get things done faster. Rushing inevitably results in failure. Failure results in more retries. More retries results in several videos in succession showing the same content of failure and repeat. 13:43 Yes. Every video is like groundhog day.
To be fair, its difficult to make the point that this game makes it hard to drive when you're trying to take corners at 180kph. It would be quite normal for a car to have a large turning circle at those speeds haha
Ich bin ein auto auf der Autobahn! Yeah I know German! (I am a car on the highway) Ja, ich kann deutsch sprechen! (or badly translated) Yeah, ich weiss deutsch! (And just because I can, I will do it in Swedish) Jag är en bil på motorvägen! (or) Jag kan prata tyska!
If this worked properly there would no doubt be a lot of fun to be had with this. Having said that, LSPDFR is more feature complete and has a lot more varied policing. This has no reason to exist when there's a mod for GTA V that's just better in every way.
What is it with Germans and simulators. It's like they're so hard working the only way they can relax at home is to simulate more work.
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Hey, native German here, hopefully I can clear this up. Basically we all hate ourselves hope this clears that up I know the explanation was kinda long
You've been fired.
Reason for termination: "Hit by a car."
totes realism
Additional reason attached to that firing note: Because you were being an idiot standing in the road like a nitwit
+Tanya Sapien Getting fired for being hit by a car XD
+Tanya Sapien To be fair, if you got hit by a car and got major injuries but survived, I doubt you'd remain fit for duty. The police would fire you for your injuries, even if it wasn't your fault. Or at least transfer you to a desk job.
if you survived and the police fired you it would make sense because you wouldnt have to work.
Tanya Sapien
"You were swerving!" "Impossible, I have a habit of driving well." "Oh, my bad." Biggest pushover of a policeman ever.
"I just need to do a double loopy floopy whoop doop."
-Daniel Hardcastle, 2015
+D Shade daniel hardpower
+darko mihokovic Daniel Hardcore*
+Revexus Exus *daniel hardcore parkour
Expertdenial Daniel Hardcore carkour*
*lightly pushed by fast moving car* TOO MUCH CHAOS.
Actually out of all the shit simulators this seems at least somewhat well made. Somewhat being the optimum word here
+Ranomas Lightbringer Alliance!!!
+vooran your on every nerd3 vid ever..
+Ranomas Lightbringer its not even "somewhat well made", did you see the framerate?
Matt James Yeah, but gameplay wise it does it's job, it isn't exactly good but it does it's job as a police simulator
Ranomas Lightbringer But not as a game, if it can't even run smoothly on Dan's PC, then its worthless.
Fun fact: If you're over 18 in Germany and you haven't filmed an amateur porn or made a simulator you are not considered a man.
Mehmet Akif Çalışkan lol
You're taking off ramp turns at 170kmph!!!
kmpr?
+Chemistryisthegame kilometer-miles per hour!!!!!
+IsReallyIt kilo-meters per hour!!!! not everyone says kph.
i know
i was making a joke
+Chemistryisthegame doesn't the nerdcubed remind you of gaming lemon
Sounds like you're typing out a novel when you drive...
You watch Nerd? Love your vids!
+Jon Amez why the fu k would you watch someone who focuses on religion??
+RavenousReindeerGaming maybe because he is religious
+RavenousReindeerGaming plus its a channel that is SKEPTICAL about religion
+Jon Amez Thanks, Jon! Yeah, I got hooked on ol' Dan. Been using my lunch hour to watch his City Skylines series.... :P
I get what they were trying to say with the license plate existing, it's a registered license plate, but they could have worded that a lot better...
I like how Dan was trying to arrest somebody for speeding, on an AUTOBAHN
Adam Bell: Don't some of them have no speed limit?
rdococ None of them have a speed limit, but they all have a suggested speed limit, so if you crash at a high speed they can just say that it's your fault
Adam Bell: wow... That sounds cool but dangerous
rdococ I'm fairly sure they have a very good record for having minimal accidents, but I might be wrong
Adam Bell haha I completely forgot the autobahn doesn't have speed limit
*gets hit by car and just slides forward* "TOO MUCH CHAOS!"
There needs to be someone that makes a game like this but actually good
+DemonEntertainment I'd play it! It would be fun to play as the police.
+Vaughan Davies how about the GTA5 Police mod?
+DemonEntertainment gta mod ?? iv never played it so idk
Morgan Freeman It didn't seem as in-depth as this
***** fair enough
A breakdown triangle is a safety measure used when you want to change tyres and it is nighttime. Sou set it on the ground so other incoming drivers can be alerted and not crash the shit out of you
9:35
moments like these are why I love the Nerd3
Dan playing this game is sadly not too far off from the actual police
+Happy Mask Gamer Really? Are you in the police?
+Happy Mask Gamer What, crashing against motorway barriers and pinging off into space? I dread to think what the police force near you get up to...
S'called a joke, fellas
Happy Mask Gamer Oh you had me worried
"Protect,serve and making our cars fly like motherfuckers" is the motto if I remember correctly.
Press F to pay inspects
G
+N3lag csgo inspect key is F. coincidence?
+Pa Bou Eh, probably.
+Pa Bou I don't think you understand this joke..
+Pa Bou ADVANCED WARFAAAAAARRRRREEEE
"this license plate exists" I died XD
"You were swerving."
"No, I wasn't."
"Okay."
Law enforcement, ladies and gentlemen.
Captain boobie died during a tragic motorboating accident
I feel that this game with a couple tweaks and fixes might become a competent game
As a simulator, it doesn't look half bad. I think I'd find it quite relaxing driving around looking for crims, but I bet this game will cost like £30 or some bollocks. For £5 I'd buy it, looks like there's a hell of a lot more to do on it that farming simulator or the skiing ones.
The FPS is atrocious otherwise I agree I wouldn't mind picking it up
+Rawr Bawr download does it say something for you????????
I actually think that this could be a really good game, if they got rid of the crappy animations.
+Scotch RailMan ngl it could be just as appealing as euro truck simulator if it was done right
+Joe Wilson-Palmer nah,then why is this in nerds HELL rather than Plays, BTW (Dan adores Euro Truck Simulator)
+Scotch RailMan there are animations in this game?
+Scotch RailMan yes
+RavenousReindeerGaming Yep. When I saw ausfahrt, I immediately thought of his ETS2 videos. Might go watch them now.
Hi Dan. I just want to thank you for going through the pain of games like this to entertain us. And i want to thank you for uploading videos so often as you do. Thank you.
I'm going to be honest Dan, if I had a police officer under me causing this much chaos, I would assign someone to travel with them and keep an eye on them too.
it's fine, they're in Germany
In Europe, a breakdown triangle is something you put 40 meters or so behind you car so people can see you've broken down.
100m actually.
we don't have those in America just turn on the emergency light on
+derpy153 I'm pretty certain you wouldn't need the triangle if that happened.
+myfatassdick school busses have those
100, on the Autobahn would be far from enough. More like 500m _at least_ . 100-200m is on country roads; in cities it's basically "far enough that people can react depending on current speed limit, curves, etc.
Ohhh man why does my country always make that shit simulators _Facepalm_
+RaMi ManSi Blame the Jews
its ok man its my country to
+The Generic Gamer wrong country m8, these are german simulators
+ThatGuyNamedElliot Simjewlator
+ThatGuyNamedElliot Good Idea :)
Hey Dan, generally when you know a turn will be difficult or sharp for your speeds you can:
A) Slow down to a speed at which you have control over the vehicle.
B) Be a good driver.
C) Not turn at all and run into the wall.
I hereby take you into apple pie and custardy
To be 100% honest, this is actually well-made to some degree
In Germany being hit by a car is illegal
"Oh it's a German one!" Its Called "Autobahn Police Simulator"
AUTOBAHN POLICE WILL NEVER CATCH TINY RICK!!!
+Artur Araújo TINY RICK FOREVER
+Artur Araújo TINY RICK, BIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH
+Artur Araújo Just because I'm in a translation mood. Kleine Rick (or) Lilla Rick
vooran Ohh yeah, just so you know, just because o Pequeno Rick, ou o Baixo Rick, has small in his name, doesn't mean he can't kick you ass.
+Artur Araújo That is true, das ist wahr, det är sant.
idk if this is really hell cos you were genuinely enjoying yourself the whole time.
Nerdcubed Completes: Autobahn Police Simulator.
Dan I genuinely think Nerd3's Hell is one of your best series.
So Dan's instinct when approaching a sharp turn at full speed is to say 'Oh that looks like a really steep turn to dOH!' without braking in the slightest, got it.
Wait soyou dont have the emergency triangle in britain? Or does it just have a different name? Its the little triangle you use to warn drivers of an upcoming stoped vehicle down the road.
+Viktor Kovacs we do its just Dan doesn't drive, plus its not a legal requirement
+Viktor Kovacs We do, it isn't illegal not to have one though. Remember Nerd3 can't drive, he hasn't got a clue.
Well i cant drive either nor am i planning to, or a big car nut. But i guess if it isnt illegal to not have one, less people know about it.
As an American I was also confused. Here they are called traffic cones
+Viktor Kovacs nope I am not British but I'm pretty sure they don't. I do know in New Zealand we don't have them.
i like how when your crashing into people, purposely pulling out into oncoming cars, and flying though the air your fine but when you drive a little recklessly youve caused too much chaos
Since Dan said that he is changing things up a bit soon with the channel, this could be the last 'Hell' video :'(
he is keeping 3 series, getting rid of 3, and adding 3 I think, but I don't know if that includes nerd³ plays.
birdsonex I think he is getting rid of FW and Hell.
+birdsonex FW, Hell and something else, but he is probably making something even better
+Tom Monty I hope he doesn't get rid of fw. That's the best one. He should get rid of plays, that's pretty crap.
+Tom Monty This is my favorite series of his, I really hope this doesn't go.
This cheered me up after my dog died today, glad to have this to take my mind off.
You better than amd?
2TITAN Xs DAN?! HAVE YOU LOST IT?! THAT SORT OF PROCESSING POWER WILL KILL US ALL!
Did anyone else see the Ausfahrt sign and have a flashback to Euro Truck Simulator 2: "All roads lead to Ausfahrt"?
I saw a disc called ultimate simulator. It had 20 simulator games in it. Including airport sim.
+ICKMAN7 I saw something like that once. It was 4 USD for 20 shit games. As a tangent, these types of games look like shit now, but not too long ago, games like Autobahn Police Simulator would have been considered among the better ones compared to all those primarily text-based games like Oregon Trail or Carmen Sandiego. Funny how times change.
Any video with "Hell" and "Simulator" in the title excites me to no end.
PLEASE MORE OF THIS, DAN!
Hahaha" I found a terrorist" xD
2 minutes later: warning, this person is wanted, dan: what!
***** haha
At least back in the 90s breakdown triangles were big reflective triangles that you put down when you broke down. My 1990 Mercedes came with one strapped to the inside of the trunk lid. They're mandatory to carry in Germany, although I think most of them are small electronic units now.
In fact back my car was new you also had to carry an extra can of gas if you were driving on the autobahn because it is/was illegal to run out of gas on it.
Kind of seemed like he was reaching to insult the game for a lot of it, with the walking animations and such. The controls work fine, it's better made than ALL of the other hell games, and it actually has a little bit of depth to it.
ZeroClarkThirty it's because he's hitting turns at a fucking bazillion kilometers an hour
I swear breakdown triangles are like mandatory in most countries
GTA V meets Papers Please
I just realized something... I've been bored watching TH-cam for years, and you make me interested, you are now my favorite TH-cam
Still shows more competence than American Police Officers
STOP RESISTING!
MaxTheKanuck #JoinTheMasterRace *BLAM*
+Joe Wilson-Palmer fuck you
Jeff Cubed fuck you again
+Joe Wilson-Palmer you're everywhere aren't you. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
Dan should play some of the Crash Time titles because then he would see how the german police actually fights criminals :D
Their territory is the Autobahn,
their enemys are extremly fast and dangerous,
crimes without limit,
full risk for the men of Autobahn Police Simulator!
(A bad version of the Alarm für Cobra 11 theme song starts playing)
Shit id make a better police officer than that
A breakdown triangle is a little, triangular shaped cone, usually stored in the cargo area, kept in groups of 3 and laid behind a vehicle when it breaks down.
Dan the second lady had Beer in her "boot"
You are actually aloud to carry alcohol, it would make transporting it very difficult otherwise
I am aware, but there was only one bottle in the crate. He should have given her a breath test.
Wolfgang177 maybe she was cheap and only bought one bottle
+matt roberts one bottle, but she took the crate to carry it. As in Germany there is deposit on the crate and the bottles, I have a hard time to image a reason to drive around with just one bottle in a crate on the motor way.
@@Wolfgang177 He did do a breath test though...
For being a low-budget "simulator", I think the leaning while running is actually kind of neat, even if it is a little goofy
Roxanne!
You don't have to turn on the blue light!
Roxanne!
Roxanne!
+MysticHero The Police huh? Every Charge you get! Every sentence you take! I can't find anymore lyrics for every breath you take
Ryan Antonio i'll be pointlessly arresting you!
NerdCubed is the only person I've seen having fun with THE WALKING ANAMATION XD
HA! Autobahn, what is this? Twitch?
For some reason "it's me again" sent me into quite a mad laughing fit
If it's the Autobahn then why are there speed limit signs? I'm pretty sure that's what the Autobahn is famous for.... No speed limits.
+aNewbSimRacer - Autobahn is just German for 'highway'. There are a select few areas of the autobahn without limits, but most of them absolutely do.
Oh ok. I thought it might have been a bit unsafe.
+TheMrVengeance It is slightly more confusing. The Autobahn has by default no speed limits, but they put speed limits because... bad road conditions, construction sides, a lot accidents, to better pace the traffic, to reduce pollution, ... and many other reasons. The end result is, that most Autobahnen have a speed limits. The Autobahnen with no speed limit are therefore declared by not having a speed limit sign (or by cancelling the previous speed limit).
+sarowie Speed limits are usually set around cities more than anything. The "default" when it comes to speed limits seems to be 120kph around cities and 80 to 60kph around construction work. Other than that though, there are lots of places where the Autobahn is not limited. It also depends a lot on where in Germany you are. Some places are packed with speed limits while in others you can go for miles without a single one.
This is right up there with Airport Simulator as one of your finest hours.
I have no idea why this is a hell video this game looks great
+oliver small no it doesn't the idea is there but it's badly made
+oliver small Shitty frame rate, awful controls, crashing issues, poor instructions, seems like a good candidate for hell to me
It's like papers please mixed with gta 4 police mod, you can see a lot of potential.
oliver small Yeah if papers please was made by someone who didn't care and there was no actual gameplay to it and the gta police mod was incredibly laggy and had half of it's features removed, no I dont see the potential in this
+tgsachris To be fair though, it looks like they at least tried, and it's playable. That alone makes it better than 90% of the games in Hell...
I like how Dan "sings" the Led Zep whole lotta love riff in moments of triumph. He also does this in Cities Skylines :)
Next time I want you to **READ ALL THE GERMAN SIGNS!**
"let's go left here!" *goes right*
Gotta love this guy XD
Y'know, minus the shitty-ness of this game, this looks like fun.
4:26 it was this moment Dan realized that he was in the Big Lez show
Deutsch, Dan. Not Dutch. Deutsch = German, Dutch = from the Netherlands.
Wow, I almost died of laughter watching this, and I'm happy about it! :D
3:37 Tissen means The Dick in norwegian. Giggitygiggity.
I love the links he does in the description.
You should autobahn anyone who says they like this game.
To be fair, it means that the license plate is not a clone, not that it physically exists in reality. Also a breakdown triangle is the small reflective triangle you put behind your car if it breaks down to warn other drivers.
Wait A Sec...
I can do all of this in the LCPDFR mod on GTA IV (or V)
*Re downloads GTA IV and installs mods instead of this crap game*
But can you get wonderful dialogue such as "You were swerving"
"No i wasn't"
"Ok"
>Arrest for phone use.
>Crashes 20ft later while playing with police radio.
lol game map is Google maps screenshot
TH-cam gamers - 2016: Rushing to try to get things done faster. Rushing inevitably results in failure.
Failure results in more retries. More retries results in several videos in succession showing the same content of failure and repeat.
13:43 Yes. Every video is like groundhog day.
So will autobahn ever get banned?
+JustAMetalHead That's me
You have been autobahned.
Don't reply.
1m euro has been charged.
sincerely Velvet
Bloody Ricers ... I'm sorry, I couldn't help but reply.
emilio nardone
another 1m euro have been charged,
sincerely totally not a valve copy.
I'm not even a european.
To be fair, its difficult to make the point that this game makes it hard to drive when you're trying to take corners at 180kph. It would be quite normal for a car to have a large turning circle at those speeds haha
Well yeah, but it’s still a crap game.
WTF this was seven months ago. Where did the time go.
EXACTLY! It feels like 4 days but when you look back at the release date it feels like ages!
EXACTLY! It feels like 4 days but when you look back at the release date it feels like ages!
You know it's gonna be a good vid when it's a simulator
FGS Dan Deutsch is German for German!
'Is this the police force of silent f***ing hill?'
I died.
Scheiße!
Alt+0223 for "ß" (Scharfes S)
This was one of the best Hell videos in a while, I couldn't stop laughing.
Hi nerd
+Parker Davis cutest profile picture
I see Dan is a fan of 70's-80's pop music.
Ich bin ein auto auf der Autobahn! Yeah I know German!
(I am a car on the highway) Ja, ich kann deutsch sprechen! (or badly translated) Yeah, ich weiss deutsch!
(And just because I can, I will do it in Swedish) Jag är en bil på motorvägen! (or) Jag kan prata tyska!
+vooran *der
+vooran "Yeah I know German"
What does that mean? Doesn't seem german.
*kann ^^
+MysticHero Danke schön! Thank you! Tack!
Coole Geschicjte Herr Toat! Ich werde jetzt in mein Buttmobil der handsomeness steigen und davon fliegen :3
A breakdown triangle is a thing a truck has to have it’s triangles with reflectors that they put down when they breakdown
Woooo another simulation game.
Captain Boobie? I laughed like hell when I saw that name 😂😂.
You have been banned from playing this game. Reason: Username: boobies
*Goes down to description for the game link. Link is Roxanne by the Police. Can't even get mad because it's a good song*
They should Autobahn the people who made this game
Thank god for Nerdcubed's Hell
Hey Dan. You know what goes perfect after this piece of ... ? Toilet Tycoon Deluxe. Hell yeah!!
The sirens sound like the car is violently vibrating constantly
If this worked properly there would no doubt be a lot of fun to be had with this. Having said that, LSPDFR is more feature complete and has a lot more varied policing. This has no reason to exist when there's a mod for GTA V that's just better in every way.
This would have been the game of my dreams back in the early 90's when I was driving around pretending I was the police in the original GTA or Driver.