Here I am lobbing bundles TNT into the cafeteria, getting hunted down across the prison for assault with a deadly weapon ... And then being found innocent.
Some news! There should be a new Spore video tomorrow! (Hooray!) After that I actually have another 30 mins or so footage of this game so if you like it let me know and I'll put up a part 2 of this. If not then I'll do something else. :D
"Just because he's carrying a machine gun gun doesn't mean he intends to use it as a weapon!" Well, I think this is more of an American Courtroom Simulator XD
I have like 300 games on Steam, but this is the game I play most. It's even free Really need a remake or something for fixing the bugs and multiplayer. There's a Hard Time: Source project but seems that it's abandoned.
jo mcglashan No, i mean I usually play this game even though I have many other games on Steam. Well it is not on Steam, but I hope to see a remake or this to be released on Steam. You can download it at MDickie's website.
alex_aaa789 Yeah, it may not work on Windows 8, a lot of older things don't. No, I don't think I got a warning message. And I didn't let the installer give me any more unwanted programs along with the download of the game, so I think I'm safe. I'll try the compatibility mode and see if that works, thanks for advice.
This is why people should follow me on twitter, I answer stuff like this all the time. :D The TARDIS and Minecraft buildy things will return after the 1.3 patch! I just needed a break from MC to stop the series getting stale.
Then [insert the name of another game where you play as a prisoner in a jail where you can run around and do whatever you want here] is the obscure reboot of the series for the GameCube.
He goes mad when someone takes his health and happiness down and then auto fight goes on I know from experience cause in this got me in for 127 days lol
Can you just imagine that? Someone is ill, a man/woman assists in aiding you. You randomly hit the man/woman in the face and get him/her into a headlock. You throw them to the ground and still feel ill.
Great era, "I'm feeling hungry", he really spoke for the characters, and without a camera, it feels so immersive, like you're in the game world. He's truly a one of a kind creator.
My processor is too slow (1.8GHz Dual core that acts like a 2.6GHz Single core) on a Windows 8.1 Laptop. The game recomends or requires 3GHz. The lag for me was too much for me to bare.
I got this game on my phone and its honestly the most entertaining thing I have ever played. I got all my friends addicted to it and now all we do is play this and exchange crazy stories about the weird shit that happens in this game. 10/10 for sure
If this was your childhood you deserve a medal
Yes it is
Fr, haven't been here in years
MDickie games in general were my childhood. I bought the full versions of all his games back when I was 10 or whatever
Nostalgia Medal Earned.
Where’s my medal?🤨
"just because a man is carrying a machine gun doesn't mean he intends to use it as a weapon!'
+TheMasterMoxxic Yeah, no, that's exactly why people carry a machine gun. *BUT HE WAS PROBABLY JUST CHECKING IT OUT AMARITE?*
Yea he just ment to press "F"
If you play the game im talking about props to you
+Zenaida Alejo Would you say you'd pay respects to those who get it?
Zenaida Alejo would that game be payday?
Seems legit
7 years later and I'm still trying to figure out how he put the gun in his characters name.
Shift plus the key to the left of one = ¬
@@maxgoodman1080 when i do i get ~
@@AndrewKillerGamer1 think it might just be on a UK keyboard
@@maxgoodman1080 Yep its definetly uk exclusive
Alt code
I was playing this and the weirdest thing happened. I was arrested and found guilty of planning to use an apple as a deadly weapon...
well they are a year old.
Here I am lobbing bundles TNT into the cafeteria, getting hunted down across the prison for assault with a deadly weapon ...
And then being found innocent.
"Loosest use of the word 'Simulator' ever"
hard time > goat simulator
Hard time > Everything
10/10 Like Skyrim in prison
Bo just like Skyrim. You know the Prison in Skyrim
"Hey warden. I'm bleeding to death. Wanna help me out?"
*warden walks away*
*Getting punched repeatly*
"OW..OWW...OW.......Hello!...Yeah i just have been beaten"
Some news!
There should be a new Spore video tomorrow! (Hooray!) After that I actually have another 30 mins or so footage of this game so if you like it let me know and I'll put up a part 2 of this. If not then I'll do something else. :D
Awesome!
"Why is everyone licking my face!?" Daniel "Nerdcubed" Hardcastle - 2012
Insane Plum Noice
10 WHOLE YEARS! damn i remember watching this when i was so young when i really shouldn't have
aye honestly same I miss these videos he used to make haha
"Just because he's carrying a machine gun gun doesn't mean he intends to use it as a weapon!" Well, I think this is more of an American Courtroom Simulator XD
No
Blind Side (A.K.A. Gordy61) I agree. All the american people reading are yelling at you... but it's true what you are saying.
Baldur Jökull Ásmundsson can you please say svergan dergan vergan?
Blind Side true
and i am American
Justice Morrison I am too
Yep, this definitely is a an American prison
Foreigner. Southtown*
2:15 Dan created Rick before Rick and Morty was a thing.
This game contained more new ideas then most of the top 10 AAA games of last year though... :p
Absolutely.
12 years later and this remains true
Judge: that may not be a 'long' time, but it will be HARD time! (3:32)
Me: Roll credits! **ding**
Cinema sins I got it!
Kevin Goodwin c:
***** ayy lmao
+grimdarkpixels Discount cinema sins. *ding!*
SuperNova "Stealing another channels cliche" cliche. [ding]
"Loosest use of the word simulator"
And then Goat Simulator was made.
Then, subsequently, Grass Simulator.
***** At least Airport Simulator /tried/ to be one haha xD
shaun03a At least grass simulator is pretty accurate
TheWatermelonMan *slaps face*
***** Fifteen dollars dollars.
I have like 300 games on Steam, but this is the game I play most. It's even free
Really need a remake or something for fixing the bugs and multiplayer. There's a Hard Time: Source project but seems that it's abandoned.
is it even on steam? just wanna know thanks
jo mcglashan
No, i mean I usually play this game even though I have many other games on Steam.
Well it is not on Steam, but I hope to see a remake or this to be released on Steam. You can download it at MDickie's website.
I downloaded it off his website and it doesn't work, seems like you got it working. Does it work on windows 8 even? Says it can't load graphics.
xXNoOneImportantXx worked here on Windows 7, try compatibility mode
Also, when installing this game, do you get a virus warning (adware)?
alex_aaa789 Yeah, it may not work on Windows 8, a lot of older things don't.
No, I don't think I got a warning message. And I didn't let the installer give me any more unwanted programs along with the download of the game, so I think I'm safe.
I'll try the compatibility mode and see if that works, thanks for advice.
Almost 10 years later, MDickie’s wrestling game came to the switch. If the absurdity of this game came too I would be a happy man.
"That's blatantly Hulk Hogan..."
But last time Hulk Hogan was in a court room he was playing heel and not in the crowd...
Well, I had to come back to the OG after watching the new video
Still one of my favorite videos from Nerd3 - EYES is such a lovely prisoner with his cute and innocent machine gun 😂
No, its "EYES!¬" lol
This is why people should follow me on twitter, I answer stuff like this all the time. :D
The TARDIS and Minecraft buildy things will return after the 1.3 patch! I just needed a break from MC to stop the series getting stale.
Ah, ok.
cant wait for the tardis buildy thing!
Prison Guard: I can hurt you real bad with this gun in just one swift motion...*throws gun* That's right Emma badass cop
Watching this in 2015. Its like escapists was a snes game and this is its n64 sequel
Then [insert the name of another game where you play as a prisoner in a jail where you can run around and do whatever you want here] is the obscure reboot of the series for the GameCube.
This is the last time I remember being happy
On god 👌
wish I could jump 10 years back
It's Bulk Bogan, not Hulk Hogan!
+Thetepigfan 123 Hug Hogan. Ohhh yesss.
+tjhill0110 my Mooskless getting stronger getting bigger
Cause they can't use there names it's copy righ
No, it's because of the Joel.
MOOSKLES
i love how the warden attacked the other guy then said that he was a personal friend
My computer can run BF4 ultra on everything but when it comes to Hard Time it just gives up and dies.
TheTudinh the derp is to strong for it
‘I’M ASIAN?’
I just like the idea EYES! woke up to his own ethnicity in that moment
MDickie FTW!
He goes into auto fight mode because... *drumroll* HE WENT INSANE!
Actually true he get's so sad he goes insane.
The mode you can't control your caracter is called insane mode it happens when the smile is at zero of green
you mean character? use spell check idiot
James Sullenger He, he is helpful. You though, you are facetious.
John Conroy dick
Shinaito Me?!
John Conroy You're using words with more than two syllables, you're confusing the poor guy, that's why he's insulting you.
Who else is coming back to this after the new Hard Time III video
This video is 4 years old
Man I feel old now
4 years isnt old.
yay!
I was 10 years old when this video release
l
h
Once a warden told me to give him my weapon, so I did then got arrested by a different warden for "trading weapons".
how was prison other than that
+scott huntsberry he meant in the game
No shit
technically you were... and because I cannot possibly not say it - looks like you had a HARD TIME! YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH
+scott huntsberry you phrased it like you thought he meant it happened in actual prison
The MDickie wrestling game is pretty fun
It's like real wrestling Where a month in during my game Vince mcmahon Hung himself
It happened!
Hanged*
@babybear kugo hangeth
I remember this one getting uploaded! 11 years, that’s mental 😂 see you in another 11
why is this a core memory
bro trust me
5:12 The thing you thought was a happiness level is your sanity meter. When it drops, you go insane for a bit and lose control.
QuantumLolliepop that's true I've played it before
Eight years later and I still love this video
Four years later my opinion is largely unchanged thanks for asking
Kneel at the alter of antiquity
Wet-a-whistle at the springs of vigor
Wow I remember the feeling of watching these vids
Am I the only one who keeps coming back to this?
Nope so do I
I miss this nerdcubed, hard time, the ship, fallout 4....
When a man comes back from court without getting arrested there's only one explanation. FAIRY GODPARENTS!
Will this work on my apple?
1 stem
1 skin
much juicy
2 mold spots
mattixgold1 Nope Sorry We dont like apples in this town >:|
Dude, you really need to upgrade your stem!
mattixgold1 It ran on my potato, it does have 8 mold spots though
mattixgold1 dude it ran on my bannana and it dosent have a stem so you should be fine
mattixgold1 I have a expert apple and better stem and two skins and TONS OF JUICE and no mold but yea, It ran pretty good
core memory unlocked
The first prison where the guards start the fights for you.
Watching after nerd mentioned it in the latest one
Jesus fuck...7 years ago.. ffs iv been watching nerd since I was 8 or 9 damn
Ikr me too
*_everything is gonna be alright_*
WOAHHHHH woahhhhh WOAHHHH AYYY
This is probably one of the most corrupt prisons I've ever seen, holy shit
Lmao
you haven't seen the gmod jailbreak games
Straighten up and fly right!
just because a man is holding a machine gun dosent mean he intends to hurt someone
words to live by
to die by*
exactly
America
Man this month is gonna be a hardtime
I've always wondered if Nerdcubed was meant to be Nerd to the Third.
I mean it means the same thing
I mean it means the same thing
I mean it means the same thing
Yeah, but that one rhymes.
Yeah, but that one rhymes.
Yeah, but that one rhymes.
nerd^⅓ = ∛nerd != nerd^3 = nerd*nerd*nerd
The way these videos made some of our childhoods were next level only if we had a nice blue phone box to go back when they came out 😢
He goes mad when someone takes his health and happiness down and then auto fight goes on
I know from experience cause in this got me in for 127 days lol
Also, The Crowd Are From His Old 2D Games from 2000-2003 (Yes, He Made Games In 2000. You Need An Emulator To Play Them Though.)
For what platform?
Hokki PC, Go on MDickie's Website, Into History, scroll down And Click 2000 Or 2001 and You'll find some. (Then Go Watch His TH-cam Channel.)
It's a "Don't drop the rock" Simulator xD
John cena has lost already
This was finally recommended to me, I missed these days.
"Havin' a good time, havin' a good time!"
Same guys who made The You Testament. The FUCKING YOU TESTAMENT.
And all the Wrestling MPire games.
You mean same guy.
And Popcorn. And Wrecked.
J. Badger Don't forget Wrestling Revolution 3D,his most popular game yet.
I can deal with ads.
I can deal with buffering
But when ads buffer, I suffer
Please donate to the 'Stop Ads Buffering Foundation'
You will save lives
call at 1800-Not-Real
I cant deal with the ads, I cant deal with the buffer, but when the ads suffer I buffer
BallisticJEANS well said
“Right so you can ... WHAT THE HELL... okay, so the derp is strong in these I will tell you that” definitely the best line I’ve ever heard
Come to watch this again, after watching the newest one 😂
Can you just imagine that?
Someone is ill, a man/woman assists in aiding you.
You randomly hit the man/woman in the face and get him/her into a headlock.
You throw them to the ground and still feel ill.
It's called the life of a paramedic and nurse!
god damn it dan i was eting a slice of cake while watching this and i almost choked to death from laughter!!!
and I have now peed myself......Imma go to the toilet...
Great era, "I'm feeling hungry", he really spoke for the characters, and without a camera, it feels so immersive, like you're in the game world. He's truly a one of a kind creator.
Its an "indie prison" simulator. Thats why. lol
My pc isnt fast enough to run this game. Still looks cool though.
really? wow I'm able to play it on Windows 8 :l
My processor is too slow (1.8GHz Dual core that acts like a 2.6GHz Single core) on a Windows 8.1 Laptop. The game recomends or requires 3GHz. The lag for me was too much for me to bare.
coolmarshall Huh, that's funny. My processor is 2.2GHz 4 core and it runs fine. Maybe it's because of the four cores instead of two.
yay im not the only one with a shit pc :D
It's because I didn't think and got an ordinary laptop for a gaming PC.
Any procrastinator here after the Wrestling Revolution 3D video?
Now THIS is a nerdcubed video
Next complete series anyone?
Dan dropped the soap...
Play The You Testement, Nerdcubed.
Dan is an atheist. Just so you know.
Jonathan Hughes I'm an atheist as well (not one of those 'all religion is terrible' atheists) but still. It's be pretty funny.
Well, it probably would, but The You Testament is even glitchier than Hard Time.
Jonathan Hughes That's the point!
@proud hufflepuff I know, I just thought suggesting Dan play it was kind of funny.
I watched this 6 years omg, oml do it again
Who’s watching in 2024 ❤. Have a blessed lifetime
This is also a free iOS game that is actually good and doesn't use micro transactions! ITS A MIRACLE
Yes it does
It does, but only obe and that's the extended version
It doesn't have microtransactions lol, a dlc/expansion pack(Which is basically what it is) is not a microtransaction,
McDickie is the best developer of weird simulators
+TheGamerCreeper399 MDickie*
+vampiremoose no it's mcdickie if you look at the credits on his other games
Ahh, they don’t make ‘em like this anymore. Prime TH-cam content right here
this game was made by 1 guy over 3 months
Remember when this came out, time fly’s🤧
Looks like Rick from Rick and Morty
"This pool cue is up for grabs!"
"No, thanks"
*Throws cue across room*
???
i watch this video every year it just makes me happy thanks dan!!!
DAN! PLEASE PLAY GOAT SIMULATOR! I BEG OF YOU
No. That game is freaking horrible.
He loves simulators and it's hilarious... if you don't want to watch it then that's your choice
WolfOfLegend I belive he said he agrees with Totalbiscuit. And totalbiscuit said he hated it.
crazysmith01 That was in one of the latest episodes, way after i posted this
His laptop cant handle it
Anyone else come from Jack? :)
Lol
Yep if u mean THE BOSS Jacksepticeye
eh new about this game before jack played it plyed on tblet
Me
me do
Dude I remember this episode I’m watching in 2018
One of your best videos
'just because a man is carrying a machine gun doesn't mean he intends to use it as a weapon!'
That it wayyyyy to realistic for America
Hard times. The happiest days of my life
It'd be really funny if the opening trial had a tiny chance of finding you innocent and you just win the game
"Maybe someone else will appreciate this pool cue.." *Throws the pool cue*
His reaction to the creepy close-up at 6:00 just kills me every time.
I got this game on my phone and its honestly the most entertaining thing I have ever played. I got all my friends addicted to it and now all we do is play this and exchange crazy stories about the weird shit that happens in this game. 10/10 for sure
You made a Denny Crane reference! You're my new favorite youtuber.
Check out the mobile version. It's even sillier! And no microtransactions!
I love watching the old videos. I get very nostalgic after being subscribed since Dan had 200,000 subscribers.
I can't drink my damn coffee because I was laughing too fucking much
Dan playing this genuinely made me laugh so much. Thank you for that
I love the way the judge is thinking."this man gunned down a group of people with a machine gun, he must be innocent.