The thing you were talking about limiting the speed- its a vehicle speed restriction device put in the engine preventing the engine from pushing the vehicle past a certain speed.
Nerd. My died just died and the funeral is today. I have to say that you helped calm me down and feel somewhat happy during the week and I have to say thank you and how much I love you.
I haven;t laughed as much in a long time as I did at "SAUSAGE", I was actually crying with laughter and it's been along time since I did that. Cheers Dan. Thanks for uploading.
Could be legal reasons why he waited, could be that he made a bad video, could be that he wasn't done playing it his first time through. (he almost always plays before he makes a video)
This game would have made a much better game if they would have turned it into a joke game. Like the whole, "SAUSAGE!!!!" deal when you run over dude. lol
Yeah no one else advertises, all of those advertisements from other youtubers on the right side of your screen are just illusions. Thanks for your magnificient feedback. Have a wonderful day buttercup!
Well by truth, the English language is where your American "language" or dialect, actually adapts from. Where English came long before American dialect, thus making "colour" the correct way of spelling it. Anyways, I see both as correct in proper places, but to us Europeans it will always be colour because we learned the actual language even if we do not speak English as our primary language. So yeah. That being said. Have a good day : )
SAUSAGE!!!!!!!!!!! Omg.. I can't breath... Words can't explain how hilarious that was to my brain. His commentary... I'll stop and laugh some more by myself now. x)
This game does one thing that I wish Euro Truck Simulator 2 did and that is gettng out of the truck and operating stuff. I would of liked to of refuel the truck manually by using the fuel pump and have a surgeon-like inspired mini-game where you use diffrent tools to repair your wheel's, chassies and engine.
What are you talking about....that game must be entertaining, I mean look at you how happy and excited you sound! :D oh btw: 27:17 actually he said "vorsicht" witch means caution :P
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"If we don't play the game, then the terrorists win."
One of my all-time favorite quotes.
watching this in 2020 brings me back... this man used to be my childhood
Same
I know
If it wasn't for demonetization on TH-cam, he'd still be doing the same.
@@weylinwest9505if it wasn’t for his descent into progressive lefty nonsense, he’d still be good
@@owensmart2514 he was always like that though
I love the way Dan used to do simulator games let's play videos, where before he even starts the game he reads the back of the box.
me to dude
***** electronic distribution master race!
I like tanker truck
Yes
The 3d graphics are breath taking in the same way that a punch to the gut leaves you speechless
it would be ironic if your truck ran out of petrol
sausage
ditka
ha ha lol
***** Mahogany doors
Not a sausage
*Vorsicht
I love this video. I have seen an unhealthy amount of times throughout the years.
The moment Dan went out of the truck area limit, I lost it! I laughed my ears, my nose and my limbs off! Now I am semi-dead and still laughing! XD
what part of the video
***** he typed with his tounge
I nearly died at SAUSAGE!
Liek ti yu cri evertyime.
Rico Rodrigez same
dan should try and make his REAL last words "SAUSAGE!"
NerdCubed you are my hero! greetings from a big fan from the netherlands
wow those were the most breath taking 3d graphics iv ever seen!
Literally stopped breathing at the horror.
Indeed
Still waiting for that delivery truck simulator video
he said he wasn't going to do it
Because it will be the same game, just different mini game
Eagle262 It is the same thing as well.
He will not play it
Eagle262 the installer didn't work right?
"They actually have semi-decent water!"
*meanwhile, the water, flowing both directions at once still*
Did Dan ever find out that Delivery Truck Simulator is the same map? Because it is.
*dan boops the guy with the truck*
guy: SAUSAGE!
Watching this in 2023 after so long... It's crazy how it feels like time in a bottle.
It takes me back to 2012
I find that high pitched squeal that Daniel does sometimes absolutely hilarious. Puts me in stitches.
I love how most people REFUSE to give UIE/UIG games the time of day and almost always just mess around with them.
watching again in 2020 cause well nerdcubed is the best person to ever play video games ever.
"Why am I not touching the ground holy shit Im Jesus" -Nerd3 2012
its great just hearing his pc scream in agony in the background.
*Insert Racism*
Man.... I miss when his videos had comments.
The LaBaDa I'm from the future and I'm gonna blow your mind
they're back
6:47 FUNNIEST LAUGH I'VE EVER HEARD.
The thing you were talking about limiting the speed- its a vehicle speed restriction device put in the engine preventing the engine from pushing the vehicle past a certain speed.
27:15 SAUSAGE
6:51 I love Dan's laughter
I love that profile pic, fellow battlebots fan!
@@derincattelane43 thanks! Yes I’m a huge fan of battle bots!
"I got 99 problems, and all of them are traffic offences"-Dan Nerdcubed 2012.
This video still makes me laugh! I love when you play simulator games!
Challenge: Play this game for 24 hours straight.
kek m8 the game itself would fail the challenge
Nerd. My died just died and the funeral is today. I have to say that you helped calm me down and feel somewhat happy during the week and I have to say thank you and how much I love you.
Why do shitty simulators have great main menu music themes? Conspiracy...
Because Germany
dont worry m8, we'll make more! -Germany
But why do terrible simulators please Germany? I don't get it.
coincidence, perhaps. but when we make games, they will make you laugh.
also Dan said that he was the guardian of all simulators... WRONG, its every German that ever existed.
SAUSAGE!!!!!
"Roll out the hose by hand." Giggity.
michael rosen : and the lorry just keeled over and died
Retro Tech Reviewer Noice.
27:12 - SAUSAGE!
Soper Frazzy ..........
yeah I know...
I'm weird... I am German and love geman jokes and jokes about "the german history"
Soper Frazzy I don't think you're weird. I'm just a little upset that you ruined my sausage immersion.. lol
well... sowwy
Soper Frazzy lol
I haven;t laughed as much in a long time as I did at "SAUSAGE", I was actually crying with laughter and it's been along time since I did that. Cheers Dan.
Thanks for uploading.
He didnt said Sausage he said "Vorsicht", german for attention.
James Thomas I know it's funny for other countrys, but I just want to clear things :P
according to Google translate it means caution XD
***** Oh welp, pretty much the same thing :P
James Thomas
SAUSAGE! 27:16
No
Red Scout Child, just calm yourself.
Ian Weston No :P
THIS IS THE SAME PARKING LOT MODEL AS LEGO BRICK RIGS AHAHAHAHAHA
I love how he grabs Populous in this video, then has only made the final video he chose to use as footage just recently. cx
WHAT?
He grabbed the game Populous in this video, then a video made by him about it had only recently come out.
Could be legal reasons why he waited, could be that he made a bad video, could be that he wasn't done playing it his first time through. (he almost always plays before he makes a video)
I know that, I am just saying, I think it is funny how it took a couple of years for him to get back to it. XD Longer than what I would expect.
Austin Smith dude he mentions a lot of games that he never plays, he often says he will do a video on them but doesn't
Dan: That is fan
*Pauses video*
Me: Fucking
*Resumes video*
Dan: Tastic.
Lame
You are not funny
I am 10 for God sake I do not know life as you do
Jack Woods Funny. I could report you, as youtube is supposed to be for 13+ ages.
Kaseda actually that is for youtube channels. so get your facts right.
Kaseda I can report you to don't forget
I watched the entire Eurotruck simulator and loved the entire thing...so its not to long if you enjoy it
This game would be so more entertaining if it had state of the art rag doll physics.
*YOU CANNOT LEAVE THE AREA OF THE LOADING RAMP*
I LAUGHED SO HARD I DROOLED AT THE "SAUSAGE!" BIT
the best part of these games is the commentary! the game looks like a crap shoot. but listening to the commentary is so worth it!
SAUSAGE AT 27:16
anyone notice they spelt "fuelling" wrong?
I think this is becoming the greatest inside joke of any youtuber ever.
This game would have made a much better game if they would have turned it into a joke game. Like the whole, "SAUSAGE!!!!" deal when you run over dude. lol
MikePlaysIt not just SAUSAGE but BORRITO AND RICE!!!!
+MikePlaysIt They dont scream "Sausage" though, they scream "Vorsicht!" (Watch it!)
HAHAHAHAHA, the sausage part literally made my cough up my lungs with laughing so much! I wouldn't buy or play this game even for 1million pounds!!!
nerd3 is officially my favourite 'game reviewer' ever. Also, I've never used the term 'game reviewer' quite so loosely ;)
SAUSAGE!
Marty mc fucking fly
He didn't say "Sausage!", he said "Vorsicht!" wich means "Look out!" or "Be careful!".
Don't ruin the moment
Scruffy
Yay, everyone's favourite type of comment section; highly cancerous.
Why dose this Seem like A Game you would Get on PS2
Lol
Hahaahahaahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahaha
This game is so bad it broke my skull 🤕😡
at 29:37 when he hits the truck, you can see the coding on the truck as it goes by
Dan your truck didn't have a crap turning circle, you were just going too fast and understeering. Realistic physics at work here!
you know your personality is amazing when 355k people watch u play "tanker truck simulator 2011"
Half way through the vid and my tablet crashes, amazing!!!
Uh, in case anyone wants to know: That _"Sausage!!"_ was actually _"Vorsicht!!"_ - which means _"Watch out!!"_ or _"Careful!!"_. :D
best vid combo ever. rush yyz and then Nerd³.
I'm pretty sure that Nerd Cubed is the only sort of income for the simulation games because he buys so many xD
Weekends.
When there is no school I watch about 10 of his videos a day.
And I always just about shit myself laughing.
Oooh, that menu! I can see the quality within the first few seconds alreeaady!
27:15 and a legend was born!
Delivery truck simulator does have the same map and graphics
Yeah no one else advertises, all of those advertisements from other youtubers on the right side of your screen are just illusions. Thanks for your magnificient feedback.
Have a wonderful day buttercup!
Well this could do with a re visit hint hint
I once wrote a novel, "There once was a happy little sausage named Baldrick. The End."
Well by truth, the English language is where your American "language" or dialect, actually adapts from. Where English came long before American dialect, thus making "colour" the correct way of spelling it. Anyways, I see both as correct in proper places, but to us Europeans it will always be colour because we learned the actual language even if we do not speak English as our primary language.
So yeah. That being said. Have a good day : )
+Red Scout Sausage
I see you drivin round town in a tanker truck, and I'm like "SAUSAGE!" ooo OoO OOO!
bro i loves your lets play TH-cam videos you make me laugh all the time keep it up bro.
the origin of sausage was started here
I could listen to dans computer backround noise all day
We also spell it like that here in Canada. I think America is the only country that spells it like "color."
Just an FYI. He just did yesterday! Go check it out!
dan that video was great!!!! please do more like this!!! please!!!! pls...
i love you
Your picture is sketching me out so much.
Officially THE BEST game of 2011!
The man shouting sausage made me laugh for 2 hours straight.
27:15 Sausage!!
I literally LOL'd when you said, "Why am I not touching the ground? Holy shit I'm Jesus."
SAUSAGE!!!!!!!!!!! Omg.. I can't breath... Words can't explain how hilarious that was to my brain. His commentary... I'll stop and laugh some more by myself now. x)
This game does one thing that I wish Euro Truck Simulator 2 did and that is gettng out of the truck and operating stuff.
I would of liked to of refuel the truck manually by using the fuel pump and have a surgeon-like inspired mini-game where you use diffrent tools to repair your wheel's, chassies and engine.
What are you talking about....that game must be entertaining, I mean look at you how happy and excited you sound! :D
oh btw: 27:17 actually he said "vorsicht" witch means caution :P
But sausage is funnier...
It is :D
Relaxing. A nice break from making people's faces explode and quick time events.
The TH-cam game thing in the description says this is Euro Truck Simulator 2
+DALEmuh man is youtube wrong
That should be jay-z's next song. "I got 99 problems and all of them are traffic offenses"
I will never trust Dan to drive a tanker truck after seeing this, why...
HE'LL BLOW US ALL UP IN THE 1ST 2 SECONDS.
34:05-34:16 Not here...*Move a little bit*...Now we're here...LOL
A friend of mine bought me "Snowcat Simulator" and "Woodcutter Simulator" for christmas, you should Play it.
Thanks, thats a great idea!
He hit that truck at 29:30 so hard he knocked it back to its binary programming! :P
See a truck coming at you very fast, thoughts racing through your mind. Then it comes to you, "SAUSAGE!" BOOM! Dead.