Ah the annual delight of watching Dan royally screw up the railway network, this time without even driving! Surely that qualifies for being transport minister 😂
Currently drunk and eating ravioli with no sauce or utensils, fucking LOVE your goofiness my dude, been here since 2015 and love you. This felt absolutely classic, like you losing your way and finding it again. Fantastic!
I love that his total score for correctly checking tickets was 12100, and his score for incorrectly checking tickets was -23000, probably just for booting everyone off at Harrow. Though, given everything I've heard about UK railways, it's probably an accurate representation of the customer experience.
15:25 PULL THE CORD, PULL THE- PULL THE CORD! Hammond, to stop the train, you pull the chain, but there’s a fine of a thousand rupees. That’s about… 13 quid?
hey, the intro has my home town on it! edit: wait holy shit is he really doing a milton keynes route? a whole video based on where i live? holy shit this feels a bit surreal for some reason. we are always so irrelevant lol this is like as main stream as it gets for us
"Hello procrastinatiors" . It has been years since I heard that the last time >_< I can remember as he changed his intro years ago and that was the time when I also stopped watching him.... I never thought I would hear it again in a current video =D
I haven't watched you in ages Dan, but this video brought flashbacks from the OMSI video you did WAAAY back. Glad to see you still seem to be the same old you! Happy 2025 !
I thought this simulator was supposed to be realistic, yet it's got Avanti services actually operating and Euston isn't the embodiment of hell on Earth?
its not divided by 1, its dash 1, trains dont get divided. for example the 350 have different variants, the 350/1, 350/2, 350/3 and the 350/4. You would say it as ''350 dash 1''
Dan, please do yourself a favour and play the infinitely superior Derail Valley, you played it a while ago but it had a ton of updates, it's sooooooo good
NerdCubed and Train Sim, as good as it gets. Ah, the days of Pensive Man/Guy and “Railworks”.
I blame him for getting me into Railworks 3000+ hours of playing later and I don’t regret it
I watch those old vids every now and then, I remember pensive man!
Every time I take a train across the country I look out for pensive man. I cannot believe all of that stuff is almost 15 years ago!
Ah the annual delight of watching Dan royally screw up the railway network, this time without even driving! Surely that qualifies for being transport minister 😂
cant do any worse than the current one
Hi, as a real-life train conductor here, it makes me both proud and scared watching Daniel do my job😂😂
As a dispatcher, I too am terrified :p
As a train driver I definitely don't want Dan coming into my cab 😂
@alp647 but all great conductors annoy there drivers
As a train, I would really hate Dan operating my door controls.
As the door controls, I’d hate for Dan to operate me
19:55 the train wasn’t late, it just sat at the station for half an hour refusing to let anyone on or off
Currently drunk and eating ravioli with no sauce or utensils, fucking LOVE your goofiness my dude, been here since 2015 and love you. This felt absolutely classic, like you losing your way and finding it again. Fantastic!
God I knew you had an amazing time. I’m wishing you well!!!
I love that his total score for correctly checking tickets was 12100, and his score for incorrectly checking tickets was -23000, probably just for booting everyone off at Harrow.
Though, given everything I've heard about UK railways, it's probably an accurate representation of the customer experience.
Nah, the train wasn't cancelled for having slightly moist tracks, it was still better than our trains usually are.
If you got that omsi reference you've been here for a while.
I can still hear the sound of that window
Hoping Dan does a re-visit of OMSI at some point, it’s painful but extremely amusing.
There are quite a few decent quality British maps and buses now.
Do British trains really make terrifying nuclear reactor meltdown alarm sounds every time they move?
i love how creative these intros have gotten
15:25 PULL THE CORD, PULL THE- PULL THE CORD!
Hammond, to stop the train, you pull the chain, but there’s a fine of a thousand rupees. That’s about… 13 quid?
im not paying 13 quid
The fact he held up the whole line shows attention to detail. Also only Dan could make this entertaining
The accuracy of London Euston, a really common station for me, makes me piss scared
Yeah you really notice how accurate the routes are if your familiar with one of them
HES BEING A BAD TRAIN DRIVER!!! MY FAVORITE CONTENT
I have so much nostalgia from when Dan played Train Simulator back in 2012
1:11 I can see Dans trauma from the underground simulator is alive and well
Edit: Oh no he did the same thing as back then again
18:13 aww classic NerdCubed :D
Dan Dan DAN! You need to come back to this later in the year because it's getting Thomas the Tank Engine DLC!
DAN! THOMAS!
"Nerd³ Becomes The Fat Conductor"
"Dan hadn't seen such bullshit before"
Dan taking, "causing confusion and delay" to another level.
I've never been interested in train driving simulators, but train CONDUCTOR simulators....now we're talking
That's the way you deal with a talkative coworker, silence like a non voice acted npc
Dan single handedly brings the rail network to a standstill
Train Sim 5, The epic journey to Milton Keynes. Everyone get off my train edition.
It's so weird to recognize a place I've been before. I visited the UK over the last summer and took nearly that exact train journey. Unreal. 😂
I just noticed that DrunkUkranian got Sober! Congrats on the... *checks previous intros* two videos of sobriety!
5:49 Actually that's Greedo's final line before he dies in the current version of A New Hope
I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking it.
Waiting 30+ mins to walk 6 mins is such a Nerd3 thing to do...
Being stranded at Apsley isn’t the worse thing.. coming from someone who use to live there
Los Angeles to San Bernardino.
Brings back memories.
Cam: We’ll just hop on this train and wait til it catches up to the other
Mitch: Trains don’t catch up to each other, that is called a collision
Feels like I’ve gone back to 2012
INSTANT CLICK
hey, the intro has my home town on it!
edit: wait holy shit is he really doing a milton keynes route? a whole video based on where i live? holy shit this feels a bit surreal for some reason. we are always so irrelevant lol this is like as main stream as it gets for us
"Hello procrastinatiors" . It has been years since I heard that the last time >_< I can remember as he changed his intro years ago and that was the time when I also stopped watching him.... I never thought I would hear it again in a current video =D
I actually take this train every week, from Harrow & Wealdstone to Watford Junction (and back) 😁
The evolution of Drunk Ukrainian to Sober Ukrainian is nice to see. Also WOO TRAIN SIM
I never thought I would see Milton Keynes mentioned in a Nerd3 video 😂
Wait until he founds out there's a Thomas the Tank Engine DLC
Dan with the authentic HH station experience
I was absolutely howling when you locked yourself off your train 🤣 took me back to the 2013 era Nerd3. MOAR SIMULATORS!! 🙌🙌
I haven't watched you in ages Dan, but this video brought flashbacks from the OMSI video you did WAAAY back. Glad to see you still seem to be the same old you! Happy 2025 !
Having just gotten off the Euston to MK train this was very weird!
12:30 I'll have you know Chedington IS a real place. Population 130.
"omg I used to work over there, true story!!!! LIESSSSSSSSSS"
Another train Sim dan? should basically be a professional train driver by now...Right?
Literally walks past a sign with the station name "what the fuck is this station"
They release the same game every year it’s crazy
Train sim continues to deliver
Thank you for training us
I was literally just thinking last night I really wanted a new Dan train sim video
Wait, there's an "on foot" option? You can just play the train simulator as yourself pretending to be a train?
loving this old school vibes
I wish we got so much more Train sim! These vids are hilarious
As much as I'd like to have a real-life chat with Dan, I'm realising I may not want to sit next to him on a long train ride...
I thought this simulator was supposed to be realistic, yet it's got Avanti services actually operating and Euston isn't the embodiment of hell on Earth?
I do miss pensive man
oh my god that wet stairs gag has me dying
This video gave me old 2012/2013 NerdCubed vibes xD
Absoltuely GOATed Nerd3 content.
@23:30 I do like the realism of this part.
Okay, that Patreon announcement board was real cool! 😄💓💓
its not divided by 1, its dash 1, trains dont get divided. for example the 350 have different variants, the 350/1, 350/2, 350/3 and the 350/4. You would say it as ''350 dash 1''
Non driver side wiper!
Dan, please do yourself a favour and play the infinitely superior Derail Valley, you played it a while ago but it had a ton of updates, it's sooooooo good
Train Sim World
that "DRA" made me spit my milk out
GO GO ANGRY GAME NERD! FINLAND WILL NEVER FORGET!
oh yeah train time
please play OMSI again, theres loads of uk maps and buses, paid and free now
I've done that journey so many times! I used to live near Milton Keynes 😮😮
Half expected this to be delayed, for obvious reasons
Really weird thing is, I was on this exact route about a month ago
New nerd 3 challenges idea for this game
Try to get a positive score in at least one scenario in Train Sim World 5
Please don't crash into my hometown city this time dan thank you :)
This is pure nostalgia, clicked immediately.
Omg I thought you used a mod to make the ticket icon your old logo and was very confused
I was hoping dan would click the "Unit Deselect" button
Never change Dan, never change ❤️
They couldn't even do the full London-Birmingham route
the intro credits itched my brain just right 🤤
She was driving with the reverser in neutral? What a cheater, someone must've been controlling the train remotely
I just came back home and was thinking 3 min ago oh I hope there’s a nerd3 vid and it’s here :o
who up simming their trains
Has Barry made the jump from GTA5 yet…?
Oh my god not Milton Keynes cx
Please, PLEASE play Sniper Elite Resistance when it comes out on the 30th
It literally feels like yesterday when you posted Train Sim World 4. 😭💀
Did not expect the jumpscare of where I live at the beginning goodlord
Good to know
we need a Nerd^3 plays Derail Valley video. If you like train sims that's one of the best ones out there
Dan + Train = Me watching
Omsi bus update when
yessss
0:12
One of these is not like the other
I think he meant to say "The Chaotic Cheshire Cat" but what he said was "The Catic Cheshire Cat" :P
Sorry, would've watched this vid sooner but some British guy denied my ticket even though it was valid.
Weirdo kept the doors open too
Shouldn't the driver have her hand on the thing?
Nerd needs to play omsi again
Clearly inaccurate, you don't have to physically murder someone for space on the train
Hi Dan!
Must suck having to check tickets. No one gives a damn bc it's very likely your ticket will never get checked :/
GOTY!
Will you do the Thomas the Tank Engine DLC when it comes out? XD
why does the conductor have to open the doors?
Loveeeeee from procrastinating student🫣🤪