I liked the part where he said that trumpets are stereotyped as "egotistical" & "think they're the best," and then proceeds to follow those exact stereotypes lmao. (love your shit dude, keep it up.)
As a clarinet player, you are true. The low notes make you pass out if you don't have practise. And if you accidently squeak your ears are done for. And no, I didn't choose to play the clarinet because of Squidward. I am doing it because in school they didn't let you choose your instrument, they just assigned a random instrument to a class. So that is how I started to play the clarinet.
Your instrument is a irrelevant trombone slaps, trombone slams trombone, absolutely destroys. Your instrument will never be a trombone. It will never reach the power of the trombone. It will always be a smaller clarinet.
As an 11-year-old taking band 6 for the first time, we have this dumbass thing where we just talk about which instrument is superior till the teacher makes us recite whatever stuff we have on the agenda.
Bruh idk why but it’s like the orchestra kids always have beef with each other.. one moment they’re best friends the next moment they’re ready to throw hands if someone just sits too close to them…
Im so special at clarinet my jazz band teacher said I could play clarinet in jazz band instead of saxophone (mind u that Clarinets arnt suppost to be in jazz band and im in 9th grade) :/
@user-uh8wy5ym6c, maybe not in most school jazz bands, but clarinet has deep roots in jazz. I played bass clarinet in the school jazz band before switching over to tenor saxophone (because why not learn more instruments!!!). The fingerings for sax are also way easier than clarinet! I still play bass clarinet in concert band though! I love both instruments
As a clarinet player, i dont blame you. High notes really do melt your brains. Edit: omg I summoned a clarinet army 🙏 Update: bass clarinet is my main instrument now
As a percussionist… I can confirm! we do take our drumsticks everywhere… and play on everything. The reason… . . . because we are either practicing something or got a song inside our heads ._.
@blueuwu5424 there's 3 other flutes in my band 😭😭😭 I'm a freshman and there's a senior who plays flute (who's way better than me) and she refuses to play piccolo and I want her to play piccolo instead of me 😭😭😭
I know that you might be good. But my band percussionists can't play basic rhythms, practice 1% of the year, and when you make fun of them, they are like, "uM AcTuAlLy PreCusSinOst iS VeRY HArd" Like, tell me that when you can play your notes slightly on beat
@@CanadianMoose depends on what your playing, I once compared the ocarina of time Gerudo valley theme french horn cover to the trumpet cover and the trumpet just sounded more lively and vibrant, while other pieces french horn sounds much better, it all comes down to what you play.
As a flute, and planning on piccolo next year, I can confirm, it is hard at first, but once getting the sound to come out and memorize the notes is second nature, it’s not that bad. For the piccolo one I’ve never had any trauma I just want more of a challenge so I can be a better section leader so I can go for drum major.
as a saxophoner, i can confirm that the trumpet is the most popular instrument because 3 keys go down make sound ooh ahh tiki tiki Also they dont play that one song, during class all i hear is people making the loudest noises of ever You thought I would comment on the number of likes, did you? One more comment, i also play the guitar, and after you play you have sore fingers and dents in your fingertips, dont try it
Very true we hit things in a time and place. Also idk about any of y’all, but in the band/ marching band I’m in, we have an intense rivalry with the battery (for added context I am frontline) if anyone would like extra “backup” as a frontline player, tell me time and place brother 👍
As a tuba player, I’m glad that you respected the overwhelming power that you get when you put on the tuba (the one your talking about is called a sousaphone btw)
clarinetist here I was originally gonna pick saxophone because I knew that one and didn’t wanna do trumpet because I wanted to feel different I guess but the day before we were gonna choose, our 5th grade band teacher did a little demo of all the instruments so we could hear how they sounded. I still remember the way the clarinet made me feel when I heard it for the first time. been in love with it’s sound ever since
band/orchestra rivalries in middle school hit different. jaw didn't mention the instruments by name though because he know he couldn't take that viola smoke
as an 8th grade symphonic band trumpet kid i completely 100% agree with this. the sousaphone one is also very relatable. the head stuck in the bell incident happened to me once. i will never forget it.
0:32 I played clarinet from 6th grade to 8th grade, and the sole reason I chose it is when in 6th grade I said, and I quote “Literally anyone can play the clarinet better than Squidward”😂 I got stuck with that sh*t for 3 years
I think I've played careless whisper once. I've been playing tenor saxophone for about a year (played clarinet and bass clarinet for about 4 years before that, so I do not sound like a first year band student because clarinet transfers over very well to sax). I sight read it once, maybe twice max, while at home, and that's it.
As an alto saxophonist, I can openly admit that I can undoubtedly blast out anyone’s eardrums with Careless Whisper. Edit: Tysm for the likes :0 (National saxophone day is November 6th y’all, spread the word)
The sad part is that in my school, no one had the ability to choose their instrument. The teacher just pointed a finger and said an instrument. Unfortunately, I got clarinet and the next day, I dropped out of band class.
As an Trombone player, we hold down the high low brass of the band. We have to play most of the vocals. However, we support all the other sections of the band. Especially the section that keeps the tempo, percussion.
4:20 i watched an 8th grader run into a brick wall with a sousaphone... there were also lots of close calls for example his friends running around his sousaphone while it was on the ground
As a trombone player, I just chose the trombone because it has a slide. Now, I'm part of a war against the other instruments, and we have a weird addiction to saying that we are Tromboners. Being a tromboner is weird.
As a percussionist, the reason we play on everything, everywhere, and all the time is because by doing so we can get a song that’s stuck in our head, OUT of our head. That and it’s just fun
as an orchestra instrument player (i play the violin), i can confirm that almost 90% of us think that band kids are nerds. luckily i’m not one of those people. band kids are actually really cool when you get to know them.
as a violinist i can confirm it is funny watching other people's facial expressions during a playing test in front of the class. expecially when someone fails to impress everyone else.
As a flute, I’m very inexperienced but it’s really not that hard if you can angle your mouth to the hole. The real hard part is the breath capacity. I’m also a trumpet player so I get it.
When i was in middle school, i decided to take band. I played flute for about 3 years before i gave up and started feeling light headed anytime i played. So i quit. Now im taking a guitar class at my new school! 🤩
I play the cello in my orchestra and I giggled SO HARD when you mentioned us. Probably the only "insult" we've said behind the band's back was 'at least we can talk while playing!!!!'💀 The saxophone part is also true, my friend (a bass in our orchestra) recorded HER friend playing Careless Whisper💀 Anyway end of rant lmao
As a trumpet player, I personally love all instruments cus they’re all a valuable addition to the ensemble but at the same time, I couldn’t agree with you more…
as a flute/piccolo player this is so relatable u trumpets are my biggest enemy but the way u describe flute is too funny for me to hate on, love ur content btw! (also it isn’t complex if u get used to it)
As a Baritone player I would like to know why you only laughed at our section.
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He’s just mad that we’re better than trumpets
Us trumpet players just better bruh suck it up 🥱
we're the best anyways 🙄
Istg why are these baritone players lying to themselves. Tuba the best tho
I liked the part where he said that trumpets are stereotyped as "egotistical" & "think they're the best," and then proceeds to follow those exact stereotypes lmao.
(love your shit dude, keep it up.)
Yes
THATS SO TRUE THO
You're objectively wrong and I'm u nsubscribing👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎
@@Mr_Melon_man who?
@@LXSLight I thought I was just commenting regularly 😭😭😭
As a clarinet player, you are true. The low notes make you pass out if you don't have practise. And if you accidently squeak your ears are done for. And no, I didn't choose to play the clarinet because of Squidward. I am doing it because in school they didn't let you choose your instrument, they just assigned a random instrument to a class. So that is how I started to play the clarinet.
Try to stop sucking and it should help
I remember during a morning practice someone couldn’t figure it out and their clarinet became more effective than the average smoke alarm
@@DaPlenThingFR. IF I HEARD THAT TYPE OF SQUEAKING OUT OF CONTEXT I WOULD THINK IT WAS AN ALARM.
Agreed my fellow clarinetist
If you can't play the low notes, you probably just don't have enough air capacity to play them yet. Really high and low notes take the most air.
As a trumpet player myself, I can confirm everything he said about us. ESPECIALLY the huge ego
Your instrument is a irrelevant trombone slaps, trombone slams trombone, absolutely destroys. Your instrument will never be a trombone. It will never reach the power of the trombone. It will always be a smaller clarinet.
As an 11-year-old taking band 6 for the first time, we have this dumbass thing where we just talk about which instrument is superior till the teacher makes us recite whatever stuff we have on the agenda.
AT LEAST OUR CASE ISNT 4 FEET LONG 🤣🤣🤣🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼@@shickkick9632
@@shickkick9632 bro got mad 😭
@shickkick you are speaking straight facts
“Should have chose trumpet” Well at least my mouth doesn’t feel like hell after playing any note above the 2nd bar line
Nahhhhhh 💀
Nah you’re valid for that it’s painful af 💀💀💀
as a person who plays in orchestra, we have a friendly yet deadly rivalry with our band kids
Bruh idk why but it’s like the orchestra kids always have beef with each other.. one moment they’re best friends the next moment they’re ready to throw hands if someone just sits too close to them…
That do be true tho
i hate orchestra kids cause whenever we play they are like “its so loud omg my ears!” After the drum got hit once
@@emogooseeeas a second violin, whenever the brass or percussion start playing my ears die
@@Aqua_marine84you can’t even be talking with your squeaky horse-butt-hairs 😒
/j
As a clarinet player I was presently surprised about how everything was so accurate
As a flute, YES IT'S TO COMPLEX 💀💀😭😭
Im so special at clarinet my jazz band teacher said I could play clarinet in jazz band instead of saxophone (mind u that Clarinets arnt suppost to be in jazz band and im in 9th grade) :/
Ur band teacher must be desperate to have some pitched-fart instrument in their jazz band@@Airsoftipsandtricks
@user-uh8wy5ym6c, maybe not in most school jazz bands, but clarinet has deep roots in jazz.
I played bass clarinet in the school jazz band before switching over to tenor saxophone (because why not learn more instruments!!!). The fingerings for sax are also way easier than clarinet! I still play bass clarinet in concert band though! I love both instruments
As a clarinet player, i dont blame you. High notes really do melt your brains.
Edit: omg I summoned a clarinet army 🙏
Update: bass clarinet is my main instrument now
Good thing I chose bass clarinet
Damn register key
Ikr
@@TigerShork1 No because playing the lower notes on a bass clarinet feels like getting high and hallucinating
I hate high notes
Bro was so scared of the French Horns he left them out.
French horns are for nerds
Mellophones are marching horns
Nah cuz French horn players scare me
ikr I'm a french horn player
Nah it’s cuz barely any people play them, I only have one kid in my band class that plays the French horn
As a percussionist… I can confirm!
we do take our drumsticks everywhere… and play on everything. The reason…
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because we are either practicing something or got a song inside our heads ._.
FRRRRRRRR THO
oh very real
other times im just bored
As a percussionist I agree😂
Thanks for the love yall
Mad respect for linking the drum part in the description, it sounds so good man
as a flute player, i can confirm that playing each note feels like im diffusing a bomb
trying to play a high c in front of people feels like a war crime
To me playing high f is basically losing your oxygen
As a flute player who plays piccolo, never play piccolo if you are a flute player reading this who wants to play piccolo
@@Bandkid2345 trying to play piccolo in concert band with only like 2 other flutes is like sounding a fire alarm in a library
@blueuwu5424 there's 3 other flutes in my band 😭😭😭 I'm a freshman and there's a senior who plays flute (who's way better than me) and she refuses to play piccolo and I want her to play piccolo instead of me 😭😭😭
I can't even be mad about what you said bout percussion cuz it's too accurate
As a percussionist, I appreciate that you respected us unlike most other "people"
I get the beatin on random stuff (pause), but honestly that ain't bad. RIP the baritones tho
Fr, I’m a percussionist myself and I love playing some drum now and then, percussion instruments make a very good beat!
Fr imagine having to blow into your instrument
I agree
I know that you might be good. But my band percussionists can't play basic rhythms, practice 1% of the year, and when you make fun of them, they are like, "uM AcTuAlLy PreCusSinOst iS VeRY HArd" Like, tell me that when you can play your notes slightly on beat
I lost track of all the "Band Practices" that turned into "CLARINET Practice".
If only you could play in tune for one lmao (im a trumpet if you couldn't tell)
OR ALL THE BAND PRACTICES THAT TURNED INTO PERCUSSION PRACTICES, OOO THAT SHI BE TESTING MY PATIENCE
@@janahanmurali442 ME TOO
@@Wheres.Gabby1 my guilty pleasure in band is watching the band teacher scream at the drums for never playing on beat…
@janahanmurali442 trumpet is my secondary instrument my primary instrument is drums
but the amount of STANK you can get out of a trombone is incredible
Trombone player here
trombone 🔛🔝
Same here
Trombone here ×2
I’m not a trombone, but the trombones at my school have solos in some of our stand tunes, THEY GO CRAZY
What an accurate description of the mellophone, have a nice day
As a French horn player, I have to say that the A note on a French horn makes me cry.
Same
Same it’s the best sounding instrument
@@CanadianMoose Same, and agreed.
@@CanadianMoose depends on what your playing, I once compared the ocarina of time Gerudo valley theme french horn cover to the trumpet cover and the trumpet just sounded more lively and vibrant, while other pieces french horn sounds much better, it all comes down to what you play.
Yes but every entrance sounds horrible until they fix it@@CanadianMoose
A running joke in my band every time someone messes up we all say "Its the trumpets fault" lol
LOL FR
its the same fo us except its daniels fault
That’s every band
our band always blames it on a random guy the director chooses
Same for my old band
As a flute, and planning on piccolo next year, I can confirm, it is hard at first, but once getting the sound to come out and memorize the notes is second nature, it’s not that bad. For the piccolo one I’ve never had any trauma I just want more of a challenge so I can be a better section leader so I can go for drum major.
there has never been a piccolo in tune in the history of the universe. beware
@@redbird901 I know, but I'm willing to take that on
I’m a flute player too!
As a Clarinetist and Zelda fan
You have a new subscriber :)
@@redbird901the only piccolo in tune I have seen is the army band’s piccolo
3:24 dude you literally spit in your instrument be quiet 💀
As a trumpet player, I consider this true. I could never imagine playing another instrument and not wanting to quit.
considering you play trumpet, you have no opinion with your three valves and overrated instrument, saxophones are superior
@@thatundertalegenius9961just mad trumpet is in fact the best instrument of all time 🥱🥱🥱
@@thatundertalegenius9961as a trumpet player I wouldn’t mind also playing saxophone
@thatundertalegenius9961 ain't saxophones kinda overrated as well?
@@thatundertalegenius9961As another fellow trumpet player, I disagree. While saxophones do sound cool, trumpets are still far superior.
as a saxophoner, i can confirm that the trumpet is the most popular instrument because 3 keys go down make sound ooh ahh tiki tiki
Also they dont play that one song, during class all i hear is people making the loudest noises of ever
You thought I would comment on the number of likes, did you?
One more comment, i also play the guitar, and after you play you have sore fingers and dents in your fingertips, dont try it
Real
I hate to be that guy, but it’s saxophonists
We're not all the same, I mean, you got that one person that's annoying, but other than that, saxs are pretty neutral
@savyxbanana it's always Altos, bro I swear
@savyxbananaYES BRO
As a percussionist, we don't just hit things.. we hit things strategically
Very true we hit things in a time and place.
Also idk about any of y’all, but in the band/ marching band I’m in, we have an intense rivalry with the battery (for added context I am frontline) if anyone would like extra “backup” as a frontline player, tell me time and place brother 👍
Idrk front and battery are pretty close in the MB im in. But we are the outcasts with them so yeah there's that as well@@sandpaper4629
Yeah
@@Random_DrumlineKid117 oh wow, it’s like the exact opposite here, frontline is hated by everyone. But in the battery it’s the complete opposite.
I agree
Orchestra Children... ASSEMBLE
As a tuba player, I’m glad that you respected the overwhelming power that you get when you put on the tuba (the one your talking about is called a sousaphone btw)
Sup other tubist also He said that
As someone who plays the real tuba, (not the sousaphone) it’s more powerful
The real deal
@@Memelorffacts
These ladies carrying around the sousaphones cuz they can’t lift the actual tuba without needing support from the entirety of their body
clarinetist here
I was originally gonna pick saxophone because I knew that one and didn’t wanna do trumpet because I wanted to feel different I guess but the day before we were gonna choose, our 5th grade band teacher did a little demo of all the instruments so we could hear how they sounded. I still remember the way the clarinet made me feel when I heard it for the first time. been in love with it’s sound ever since
"sousaphone" sounding like a goddamn dr suess instrument was a missed insult opportunity
Nah cuz we chill
john philip sousa
I play the Tuba, not the sousaphone, and I am terrified of it.
murder drones pfp
It is though 😭
As a Trumpet player, i can confirm the stereotypes are true 😭
As a flute player, at least he called us skilled
Fr
Exactly
band/orchestra rivalries in middle school hit different. jaw didn't mention the instruments by name though because he know he couldn't take that viola smoke
Violist rise!!!
My school don't even have an orchestra.
viola just gooder 🥱🥱
The viola is literally a dollar tree violin bruh 💀💀💀
Shut up bro you're literally the clarinet of the orchestra 😂
as an 8th grade symphonic band trumpet kid i completely 100% agree with this. the sousaphone one is also very relatable. the head stuck in the bell incident happened to me once. i will never forget it.
The fuk
I’m in 8th too but I am in honors and play clarinet
yooo im in 8th grade too!! im a percussionist, specifically cymbals lol
0:32 I played clarinet from 6th grade to 8th grade, and the sole reason I chose it is when in 6th grade I said, and I quote
“Literally anyone can play the clarinet better than Squidward”😂
I got stuck with that sh*t for 3 years
As a non-oboe and non-bassoon player, we feel we are too perfect to be featured in this video
so true
Because there not marching band instruments
Oboe think is,
But my instrument, the bassoon, is not 😅
what are u talking abt bro bassoon is the best don't play.. we are the best
as a clarinet it's true even our section mascot is squidward, and all my friends are clarinet
As a trombone player. I can relate to the arm hurting and similar to trumpets lol
same frfr
I mean like my cousin plays trombone and it’s not similar to trumpet plus I think it’s just the mouthpiece is the same as all brass intrusments
@@LikeZack2g a trombone mouthpiece is way different
Sorta true
Fellow tromBONER here! Marching was hard with teombone! 😅😆👍🏻
“Trumpet is the best instrument” percussionists: whatever you say buddy
Percussion on top XD
As an Retired Trumpet Play, I honestly Approve Of This.
i thought you said retarted 😪😪
@@chazndaisy.luv.u lol!
fax me too
How old are you
@@NoNolovezCarti 14
Now its time to talk about the bad things of trumpet, like getting your lips melted after playing high notes.
Yes I hate it!
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FACTS!! 0:18 squidward lookin’ sqeakin’ tweakin’ geekin’ treble clef looking
Dawg, it sounds good if you play it right bro
You're built like Treble Clef 💀
As a fellow flute player, I can indeed confirm that we are the chosen air benders
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as a trumpet player, mm yummy brasz fumez 😋😋😋😋🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
As a tenor sax player, I can confirm that the moment we get our hands on a saxophone, we play careless whisper
Real
Literally the first song that I learned
I think I've played careless whisper once. I've been playing tenor saxophone for about a year (played clarinet and bass clarinet for about 4 years before that, so I do not sound like a first year band student because clarinet transfers over very well to sax). I sight read it once, maybe twice max, while at home, and that's it.
Alto sax to tenor sax this is very accurate
Yes, very accurate
As an alto saxophonist, I can openly admit that I can undoubtedly blast out anyone’s eardrums with Careless Whisper.
Edit: Tysm for the likes :0
(National saxophone day is November 6th y’all, spread the word)
MY sax sister and brothers
ALL MY SAXES RISE, WE ARE BETTER THAN TRUMPET, THERE JUST LOUD
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As a tenor saxophonist I can confirm you arent a real sax player if you don’t know careless whisper
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The sad part is that in my school, no one had the ability to choose their instrument. The teacher just pointed a finger and said an instrument. Unfortunately, I got clarinet and the next day, I dropped out of band class.
As an Trombone player, we hold down the high low brass of the band. We have to play most of the vocals. However, we support all the other sections of the band. Especially the section that keeps the tempo, percussion.
i am a trombone player but i cannot understand what you said at all
as a percussionist who was a trombone player.. me too (but then again im just bias because I AM in percussion)
OMG TROMBONES ARE SO COOL!! BUT TRUMPETS ARE BETTER
The lip slur
Man trumpet just doing too much
nawh bro one time I brought gum and forgot to spit it out 💀 the teacher noticed bro and said “put it on your forehead” 😭
4:20 i watched an 8th grader run into a brick wall with a sousaphone... there were also lots of close calls for example his friends running around his sousaphone while it was on the ground
That part where the saxophone was being played, that wasn’t a saxophone. That was an otomatone
I thought we saxophone players were safe for a second 💀
don't worry, we're way better than trumpets, they just mad they're not us
At least we have our fellow woodwinds that look up to us... Flutes and Clarinets...
As a clarinet player I’m offended a little bit but also the low notes hit different!
So true!!
CLARINET IS A GOOD INSTURMENT, ITS EASY AND IT SOUNDS RELAVTIVELY GOOD. doesnt look the best but who cares
@@jqiiz no, it looks perfect. I love it so much; it saved my life
@@hessenic6862We got some good ass low notes so don't get it twisted
low notes sound like a crackhead screaming into a sewer drain stfu
As a Clarinet I could say, imagine, blowing fast enough to determine your notes Like couldn’t be me
for real 😂😂
As a trombone player, I just chose the trombone because it has a slide. Now, I'm part of a war against the other instruments, and we have a weird addiction to saying that we are Tromboners. Being a tromboner is weird.
I think I speak for all pianists when I say...We Gon Find You 👍🗣️
Based
As a tuba player who just finished marching season, I can confirm I feel feelings of power when I put the sousaphone on.
As a percussionist, the reason we play on everything, everywhere, and all the time is because by doing so we can get a song that’s stuck in our head, OUT of our head.
That and it’s just fun
Indeed
As a piano player, I do bang my hands on everything and play songs I love. That’s just how we work.
As a clarinet player, you have officially started war
trumpets be like: my arms hurt
baritones be like: whatchu talkin' about???
As a young violinist the battle between band and orchestra is still going
as a percussionist, thank you for the respect you gave us
You be turning anything into a percussion instrument
A keyboard?
*Buys every type of keyboard key base and arranges based on pitch*
Front on combal or battery?
Different stuff you can hit with
thats percussion
as an orchestra instrument player (i play the violin), i can confirm that almost 90% of us think that band kids are nerds. luckily i’m not one of those people. band kids are actually really cool when you get to know them.
4:45 " Lego Building sound effect"
xD silly
xD sill
As a percussionist, we are by far the most vital part of the band. Every song has to have a beat. Because who’s gonna keep tempo if we’re not here?
My foot
@@rorucopexperements true ngl
Imo songs without percussion just feel really empty, THAT is why I think percussion is the best
You forget to mention the fact that low brass bands exist, where they play pieces that would usually have percussion
In my band the percussion is always off beat and throw the whole band off
As a euphonium player I personally have a bias towards low brass but trumpets are nice 👍
Euph/baritone gang
I play both baritone and trumpet, and yeah trumpet is overrated
Euphonists unite!
I’m a euph players but did you not notice this dude just dissed on us without even saying anything he just laughed 😭
As a member of a drumline that was so accurate
as a violinist i can confirm it is funny watching other people's facial expressions during a playing test in front of the class. expecially when someone fails to impress everyone else.
We raise an eyebrow whenever there’s a high note lol.
As a flute player, it is true that we diffuse bombs and it is complex, no wonder we got A’s in maths
as a cello player, i can confirm that my arm does indeed hurt
String-rubber
imagine - a viola player
As a violin, my neck and hand hurts
As a former bass player my feet and back hurt
i mean you gotta admit that bari sax sounds sick as hell tho
Atleast he left the bass (👑) alone. He knows he can't defeat us bass players
I’ve been a fan of your videos for their humor, but now I see that THIS is the thread that ties us together.
Brass line for life. 🎺🎺🎺
As a trumpet player, I approve.
The trumpet is ass
Trumpet just got the vibes bro why you think family ties goes so hard
Same
@@CozmiToons I don’t know what you mean but that’s your opinion and I don’t don’t respect it and I don’t respect it. Thanks for replying! ☺️☺️❤️❤️❤️💅
😑I’m pretty sure we agreeing but repeating yourself is crazy
as a trumpet player and a piano player im offended but happy at the same time
As a clarinet player, everyone in my calrinet class (including me) originally wnated to play saxophone but didnt get selected
As a beginner flute player, you have said everything that I thought, and you really gotta get used to it to play it.
As a flute, I’m very inexperienced but it’s really not that hard if you can angle your mouth to the hole. The real hard part is the breath capacity.
I’m also a trumpet player so I get it.
When i was in middle school, i decided to take band. I played flute for about 3 years before i gave up and started feeling light headed anytime i played. So i quit. Now im taking a guitar class at my new school! 🤩
I play the cello in my orchestra and I giggled SO HARD when you mentioned us. Probably the only "insult" we've said behind the band's back was 'at least we can talk while playing!!!!'💀
The saxophone part is also true, my friend (a bass in our orchestra) recorded HER friend playing Careless Whisper💀
Anyway end of rant lmao
What about the percussion they can talk while playing.
Pianists can also talk while playing and can sing while playing just like both of y’all’s instruments
giggled is crazy
As a Viola, all other orchestra instruments suck
I rest my case
@@EmmettMiller-su1mq Lyre players can talk
As a trumpet player, I personally love all instruments cus they’re all a valuable addition to the ensemble but at the same time, I couldn’t agree with you more…
Agreed
Agreed
Agreed
Disagree to disagree/agree to agree
We da best thi yell ready know
0:52 some days it’s good to have a reminder. It’s easy to forget
The best thing about trombones is you can trombone in people’s faces like there the blue meanie
It can also be used as a lethal weapon
But you can hit people in front of you with the trombone slide when they mess up…
That's why we hate y'all buddy
What a silly design. Common brass L. Woodwinds are superior
as an orchestra player i can confirm that we rub strings and make screeching sounds
Harpists don't rub strings
@@JosephLyreHarps aren’t in orchestra💀
Trombone players: Allow us to introduce ourselves.
as a flute/piccolo player this is so relatable u trumpets are my biggest enemy but the way u describe flute is too funny for me to hate on, love ur content btw! (also it isn’t complex if u get used to it)
As a bassist, I am sad to be disregarded yet again.
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I’m a bass as well
As a guitarist, BACK TO THE SHADOW REALMS YOU GO
@@Derekanic. as a bassist, nah I'll stick to the very back
I play Guitar
5:30 Why do you have to call me out like that, we probably all just have ADHD.
Wait I wasn't even drums in band class, I played the flute!
True 😂 I play percussion and most of us were diagnosed
Same I play percussion
Objection: nuh uh
I play BRAIN
The only instruments that can top trumpets are mayonnaise and horseradish
What about Chick-fil-a sauce
Is that a SpongeBob reference
@@FrenzyFanboyofc it is
@@SirThilliomAnimations Chick-fil-a sauce is not an instrument
@@aer0aAnything can be an instrument if you believe in yourself.
5:37 funniest thing 😭😭
As an ex-chosen airbender, I can confirm that flute is crazy 😂
nah bc im a percussionist and my entire class HATES like HATES the cymbals
As a Tuba player, I can vouch that the power you feel putting it on is immeasurable compared to literally anything else
Tuba player as well 2 years so far
@@ArtywithaY Based
TUBA TUBA TUBA TUBA
Tuba gang
Yeah I'm a table player I just started out I've been playing for 10 weeks now
i play trumpet but my school has the most egotistical trumpets bro, oh my god they are so goddamn self centered
As a former alto sax player in middle school i can confirm that my group always spammed that song during practice
As a trombone player , my right arm is more thin than muscular...
As a viola player I can say that we roast the other instruments in orchestra for no reason, and it doesn’t hurt.
it doesn't hurt because you have nothing to lose.
Knock off violin😭😭💯💯💯🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
I am sorry for all the hate that violas receive…….
Makes sense tho 😂
Didn’t think I’d find a viola
Viola>violin
Oh I play the viola to lol
As a percussionist I can say the most wild beats happen in the back
As a trombone player, we do indeed look like quagmire in that one episode.
Frrrr
I'm 18 years old and I've been playing trombone sense I was 12 and my arm never gets tired. I don't know what y'all talking Bout
As a trombone player, your just mad you don't have a slide.
As a saxophone player I can confirm we all play careless whisper on our saxophones.
Fr, if a sax player dont got it memorized they ain't a true sax player.