Fun fact: some birds like crows have facial recognition and can literally describe you to the squad. You can get attacked by birds because of something you did to their father’s cousin’s brothers’ nephews’ roommate Eagles will also just drop their babies and if they don’t fly, try again
Fun fact: if a parrot dial area it’s eyes while looking at you it means they are exited and means they want to puke on you like you are their chicks, Also you can train them to bark and dance and even potty train them. Another fun fact; some eagles will throw whole goats off of cliffs to kill them and eat them
I was actually scared of birds when I was younger because I was afraid that they would poop on me. Luckily that never happened and I'm not afraid of them anymore.
My parents told me a story about this time when our first dog was out on our top deck trying to sunbathe and was being harassed by a couple of blue jays. According to their story, these blue jays would swoop down and dive bomb our dog, our dog would lash out and start barking at them, and the blue jays would fly off and caw like they were laughing about it to each other. Birds are straight up menaces.
They are annoying, invasive pieces of shit. Wish we would change the laws so we either exterminate them or have actual useful repellent tactics. Instead we spend more tax payer money on rehabilitating and providing medical care for the bastards that clearly won the Darwin award. It's bullshit.
Yeah there's a difference between a vegetarian and a VEGAN. man vegans are just deadly.. like plants are living things too. And there is more pollution caused from water bottles and stuff than like cow farts. Like get a real life
Back in ye olden times when the boards of hovering were all the rage, a dastardly bird pooped right to my 12 o’clock and almost hit me. The way I rode that board looked like tony HAWK
Jaws animations are becoming crisp by the day, nice work man, anyways bird meat goes hard, I grew up hunting and eating them a lot, the only bird I've not eaten is an eagle coz they eat suspicious meals bro like snakes, and also having birds at your house is a sign of absence of evil spirits so that's cool, I have birds that live at my balcony on top of the AC, they are pretty chilled and they had a kid last month.
That’s just hilarious. Top quality content. I don’t know how much of the speech has to be redone or edited out during the creation process, but this dude seems like he’d do hella well at comedy show
The poop nuke thing is so true. My family and I went hiking for an hour. And when we got back we saw our car. It got nuked by bird dokie. Every square inch was covered. We couldn’t believe the amount of birds it took to do that.
I feel this man, I once went to the zoo when I was 4 or 5 and I remember I broke my hand from a duck, it was so bad that I had to go through surgery(I think) and that's y I hate them birds
Birds are a group of warm-blooded vertebrates constituting the class Aves (/ˈeɪviːz/), characterised by feathers, toothless beaked jaws, the laying of hard-shelled eggs, a high metabolic rate, a four-chambered heart, and a strong yet lightweight skeleton. Birds live worldwide and range in size from the 5.5 cm (2.2 in) bee hummingbird to the 2.8 m (9 ft 2 in) common ostrich. There are about ten thousand living species, more than half of which are passerine, or "perching" birds. Birds have wings whose development varies according to species; the only known groups without wings are the extinct moa and elephant birds. Wings, which are modified forelimbs, gave birds the ability to fly, although further evolution has led to the loss of flight in some birds, including ratites, penguins, and diverse endemic island species. The digestive and respiratory systems of birds are also uniquely adapted for flight. Some bird species of aquatic environments, particularly seabirds and some waterbirds, have further evolved for swimming. Birds are feathered theropod dinosaurs and constitute the only known living dinosaurs. Likewise, birds are considered reptiles in the modern cladistic sense of the term, and their closest living relatives are the crocodilians. Birds are descendants of the primitive avialans (whose members include Archaeopteryx) which first appeared during the Late Jurassic. According to DNA evidence, modern birds (Neornithes) evolved in the Early to Late Cretaceous, and diversified dramatically around the time of the Cretaceous-Paleogene extinction event 66 mya, which killed off the pterosaurs and all non-avian dinosaurs.[5] Many social species pass on knowledge across generations, which is considered a form of culture. Birds are social, communicating with visual signals, calls, and songs, and participating in such behaviours as cooperative breeding and hunting, flocking, and mobbing of predators. The vast majority of bird species are socially (but not necessarily sexually) monogamous, usually for one breeding season at a time, sometimes for years, and rarely for life. Other species have breeding systems that are polygynous (one male with many females) or, rarely, polyandrous (one female with many males). Birds produce offspring by laying eggs which are fertilised through sexual reproduction. They are usually laid in a nest and incubated by the parents. Most birds have an extended period of parental care after hatching. Many species of birds are economically important as food for human consumption and raw material in manufacturing, with domesticated and undomesticated birds being important sources of eggs, meat, and feathers. Songbirds, parrots, and other species are popular as pets. Guano (bird excrement) is harvested for use as a fertiliser. Birds figure throughout human culture. About 120 to 130 species have become extinct due to human activity since the 17th century, and hundreds more before then. Human activity threatens about 1,200 bird species with extinction, though efforts are underway to protect them. Recreational birdwatching is an important part of the ecotourism industry.
When I was little, I went to a farm store with my dad to get fertilizer, or something. I got HARASSED by a chicken. It literally PECKED MY LEG, OVER AND OVER. It got to the point where my dad had to leave without what he came for, because this chicken was just stalking me.
To make things better for you, Ravens have the intelligence of a 7 year old child LOL There is footage out there of them dropping food on the street, waiting for cars to come crush the food, and waiting to strike to eat it
My cousin got attacked by a hen in like 2012, he’s 24 now and he’s STILL TRAUMATISED!!!! We in Nigeria so 2:33 your situation sound so damn similar lmao😂😂😂😂😂
“ I’m racist… against birds “ 💀
That’s crazy 💀
I love hairless cats I hate cats that have fur
@@mcflurry2061jus like me
😂😂
bro's opps are birds 🤭
The crazy thing is some people train their parrots to be able to understand what words mean and how to form sentences
GOOFY AHH EMOJI
@@JawbreakerJuice 😂
@@JawbreakerJuice JAWBREAKER JUICE YOU THA GOAT!
@@JawbreakerJuice Bruhhhhh 😂
@@JawbreakerJuice🗣️🔥
Fun fact: some birds like crows have facial recognition and can literally describe you to the squad. You can get attacked by birds because of something you did to their father’s cousin’s brothers’ nephews’ roommate
Eagles will also just drop their babies and if they don’t fly, try again
Bird drive by
THE LAST PART IS FOUL
Fun fact: if a parrot dial area it’s eyes while looking at you it means they are exited and means they want to puke on you like you are their chicks,
Also you can train them to bark and dance and even potty train them.
Another fun fact; some eagles will throw whole goats off of cliffs to kill them and eat them
Crows got generational beef fr they be chill when they like you
@@anon._get it?
because birds called fowls
If you pay attention to the video, you'll see that this man is a comedic genius
faaaaaaaacts
FACTS!!!
Penguins have respect
999999 missing calls from Casual Geographic
Nah Casual geography 💀
This.
Ayy Casual Geographic fan
RIGHT… penguins ain't so innocent
4:47 “I feel like he touch kids “💀
I was just abboutta comment this 💀💀
that genuinely killed me bro
If drake was a bird
If edp445 was a toucan
if
the
4:05 "Went from apex predator to child predator" 💀
🗿🗿🗿🗿🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑💀💀💀💀💀
@@randomperson2099Chad
Thats me😊😊😊
@@kiroden358 🤨
💀💀💀
"You were supposed to laughing " *me already wheezing 💀*
Real
same here
Right I was laughing and getting the joke 😂
Same XD
*me already dying*
“I see this and feel the need to defend myself.” This got me good.
As a turkey I feel verbally assaulted 😢
Same
Get in the oven bi-
I was actually scared of birds when I was younger because I was afraid that they would poop on me. Luckily that never happened and I'm not afraid of them anymore.
i feel u bro
you gangsta until it poops on you
I got pooped on before 💀
@@Speedybozo554 same :(
@@Imam-Kamal same help-
"They look like they wanna call me the N-word" had me creasing 😂
I did that bef-
@@kiroden358 AYO WHAT
@@UCGH3102me too
A eagle stole my chicken one time 💀💀
you got caught slippin
FRIENDLY FIRE
Bird on bird violence
unforgivable
Tell me why the same thing happened to me
it is unfair how underrated this man is💀
As a fellow darkskin, I think the birds might hate the content of your chracter or something. I've never had a bad experience with a bird.
My parents told me a story about this time when our first dog was out on our top deck trying to sunbathe and was being harassed by a couple of blue jays. According to their story, these blue jays would swoop down and dive bomb our dog, our dog would lash out and start barking at them, and the blue jays would fly off and caw like they were laughing about it to each other. Birds are straight up menaces.
They are annoying, invasive pieces of shit. Wish we would change the laws so we either exterminate them or have actual useful repellent tactics.
Instead we spend more tax payer money on rehabilitating and providing medical care for the bastards that clearly won the Darwin award.
It's bullshit.
Dang 💀
It’s all fun and games until the dog eats the bird
I bet the blue jays went "WOOOOOOOOOOO" when doing it too
“I ain’t no vegan. What I look like? A loser?”
My vegetarian stepmother in the back looked at me and said “I agree.” 😂😭
She eatin my meat tho
Yeah there's a difference between a vegetarian and a VEGAN. man vegans are just deadly.. like plants are living things too. And there is more pollution caused from water bottles and stuff than like cow farts. Like get a real life
Same
I read that as the woman baby maker part, yk what I mean that starts with v and ends with a?
@@eliqs__ Get a life
3:35 Nah bro don't tell me you won't shit your pants if an eagle just smiles at you
Just thinking about it makes me get daymares
Back in ye olden times when the boards of hovering were all the rage, a dastardly bird pooped right to my 12 o’clock and almost hit me. The way I rode that board looked like tony HAWK
Jaws animations are becoming crisp by the day, nice work man, anyways bird meat goes hard, I grew up hunting and eating them a lot, the only bird I've not eaten is an eagle coz they eat suspicious meals bro like snakes, and also having birds at your house is a sign of absence of evil spirits so that's cool, I have birds that live at my balcony on top of the AC, they are pretty chilled and they had a kid last month.
7:04 this part genuinely made me laugh so hard
Fr 💀
bro jaw is so funny hes one of the only funny youtubers nowadays
@@simplynia8316 FOR REAL
I have got to put the ❄️ down🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have no idea what to say AND feel about this because I'm a bird owner. 💀
Same 💀💀💀
Agree💀💀💀💀
Then watch you back he coming for them bird buns
Oh shoot 😳
Same but what I can agree with is some birds can be jerks
If i see a cockroach it ain't surviving from my collection of sprays💀
"youre supposed to laugh" I'M ALREADY LAUGHING SO GODDAMN HARD
6:12 congratulations, you witnessed a eagle mating ritual
Oh!
Nah this so far has to be your funniest video so far. Shit had me crying.
The eagles linked together by the talons is actually a mating act. Super cool act, boning while skydiving
4:15 **F### I HATE SHORT PEOPLE**
*Backs away in 5'1*
I swear Jaw can talk about Frosted Flakes for 15 minutes and id still watch it
interesting. u may have given me an idea. “talking about cereal”
1:56 that's gotta be a celebrity reference
5:33 this was the true jump scare
I’m scared shitless 😂
"I got a question, do birds hate darkskins or something??" 💀
Probably
Nah. Birds hate everybody equally.
@@PenguinMajestylol
"You're supposed to laugh😐"💀
I'm in love with birds and I support this message.
Me too
"I was just standing there minding I was wearing my favorite pair of Vans and this baby chick walk up to me, hey what’s up bro? Chick:💨"💀💀💀
Ima slide for u boi 1:03 💀
Gang shit
Bro I own a parrot 💀💀 and I KINDA agree with you but yet this is so funny 💀💀
Same 😭
Agreed, bro
Exactly Every morning I hear the sound
6:09 bro said chat gpt😭
That’s just hilarious. Top quality content. I don’t know how much of the speech has to be redone or edited out during the creation process, but this dude seems like he’d do hella well at comedy show
Jawbreaker:“I love penguins,penguins never done anything bad” Me:”not wanting to ruin his innocence”
X-D don't tell him the truth 👀
Wait what??? What's bad about them?!?! Please I need to knooooowww!!!😭
WAIT TELL ME
@@Venussworld im kinda late to give you an answer but penguins are INSANELY HORNY. they would hump the ground cus they are that desperate
@@Fīshyyyy-b7t You REALLLLLY don’t want to know
Those first 2 words got me stoppin myself for a sec 💀💀💀
0:50 what 😭
7:04 "I've got to put the coke down " ☠️
I hate chickens unless there in-between some bread 💀
The poop nuke thing is so true. My family and I went hiking for an hour. And when we got back we saw our car. It got nuked by bird dokie. Every square inch was covered. We couldn’t believe the amount of birds it took to do that.
😂 Crazy one time bird dokied my head 😂
“I have got to put the coke down” bro what were you doing??💀☠️
When he called birds pooping a drive by had me bro 😂
10 billion terrestial planets in the milky way, and i have to be on the only one with birds on it. Serious L luck.
Penguins the GOAT fr tho
8:26 FLAMINGO COMPOW
Carti not signing you😂 4:24
5:15 and that is why mockingbirds are one of my favorites
Brodda really said HAWK 💀
8:48 oh ye oh ye SeNd mE tO ThIS FiVe StAR ReStruant RIghT herE😩
💀
You know it’s a good day when Jaw uploads
Fr
Fr
Rf
On god
Fr
Who gon’ tell him about the penguins…
what the penguins do?
They broke inside fort knox and stole 12lbs of cheezy dibbles
They don't care they're birds.
"Look like your name edgar" is actually so devastating dude omg, you didnt have to go that hard
7:32 who’s gonna tell him 💀
juice back at it again wit the tomfoolery 🔥🔥🔥🔥
wait till he find out what penguins do to each other in the wild 💀
fun fact penguins peck the eyeballs off baby seals and then try to mate with them
Excuse me what💀 also ✨murdoc pfp😔✨
Bro it’s 1:58am here 💀
💀💀💀
I wouldn’t really call that a “fun” fact
Seagulls do that too minus the mating part
I made an entire paper for school roasting birds and saying how penguins are the best of the birds (I’m not joking)
I feel this man, I once went to the zoo when I was 4 or 5 and I remember I broke my hand from a duck, it was so bad that I had to go through surgery(I think) and that's y I hate them birds
0:24 Bruh the Twitter noise 💀
The “X” noise
@@non-existent5804please don’t remind me
Nahhh its the Y noise
@@braydenjackson-wr3gpNahhh it’s the Z noise
Nah the A noise
2:39 "don't run don't trip"
Horror movie 101
Bro trumpet gang unite
Bigeons are saints…. Dey chill as heck
Bro, first you hate crocs, now you hate birds. Unbelievable 💀
Birds are a group of warm-blooded vertebrates constituting the class Aves (/ˈeɪviːz/), characterised by feathers, toothless beaked jaws, the laying of hard-shelled eggs, a high metabolic rate, a four-chambered heart, and a strong yet lightweight skeleton. Birds live worldwide and range in size from the 5.5 cm (2.2 in) bee hummingbird to the 2.8 m (9 ft 2 in) common ostrich. There are about ten thousand living species, more than half of which are passerine, or "perching" birds. Birds have wings whose development varies according to species; the only known groups without wings are the extinct moa and elephant birds. Wings, which are modified forelimbs, gave birds the ability to fly, although further evolution has led to the loss of flight in some birds, including ratites, penguins, and diverse endemic island species. The digestive and respiratory systems of birds are also uniquely adapted for flight. Some bird species of aquatic environments, particularly seabirds and some waterbirds, have further evolved for swimming.
Birds are feathered theropod dinosaurs and constitute the only known living dinosaurs. Likewise, birds are considered reptiles in the modern cladistic sense of the term, and their closest living relatives are the crocodilians. Birds are descendants of the primitive avialans (whose members include Archaeopteryx) which first appeared during the Late Jurassic. According to DNA evidence, modern birds (Neornithes) evolved in the Early to Late Cretaceous, and diversified dramatically around the time of the Cretaceous-Paleogene extinction event 66 mya, which killed off the pterosaurs and all non-avian dinosaurs.[5]
Many social species pass on knowledge across generations, which is considered a form of culture. Birds are social, communicating with visual signals, calls, and songs, and participating in such behaviours as cooperative breeding and hunting, flocking, and mobbing of predators. The vast majority of bird species are socially (but not necessarily sexually) monogamous, usually for one breeding season at a time, sometimes for years, and rarely for life. Other species have breeding systems that are polygynous (one male with many females) or, rarely, polyandrous (one female with many males). Birds produce offspring by laying eggs which are fertilised through sexual reproduction. They are usually laid in a nest and incubated by the parents. Most birds have an extended period of parental care after hatching.
Many species of birds are economically important as food for human consumption and raw material in manufacturing, with domesticated and undomesticated birds being important sources of eggs, meat, and feathers. Songbirds, parrots, and other species are popular as pets. Guano (bird excrement) is harvested for use as a fertiliser. Birds figure throughout human culture. About 120 to 130 species have become extinct due to human activity since the 17th century, and hundreds more before then. Human activity threatens about 1,200 bird species with extinction, though efforts are underway to protect them. Recreational birdwatching is an important part of the ecotourism industry.
Nice lecture but I ain't reading allat😭🙏🗣🗣️
Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and freaking died (this is a joke I love birds)
Interesting
You copied it from wikipedia bruh
My hw be like
3:33 LMFAOO
n i c e pfp
‘Murica 🇺🇸
6:51 let him cook 😂
The bird that was carrying the cat was a hawk. Birds are prey, and are the closest relatives to dinosaurs.
My chickens hate me. I sware they are trying to eat me
1:23 wells fowlgo had me dying💀
Also mordecai isn’t annoying
Oh he is
@@Stylenigga I love mordecai
@@MadMatt32 i can tell
You had us in the first half with that intro
i thought he finna be on his villian arc
@@roboturtle1429fr
True
“Now you understand why I hate chickens unless they’re big fried or in between some beard” Bro liked only the fried chickens☠️
4:11 That feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow😧😏
When I was little, I went to a farm store with my dad to get fertilizer, or something. I got HARASSED by a chicken. It literally PECKED MY LEG, OVER AND OVER. It got to the point where my dad had to leave without what he came for, because this chicken was just stalking me.
3:56 Nah that bird looks like something straight out of Vita Carnis 💀
To make things better for you, Ravens have the intelligence of a 7 year old child LOL
There is footage out there of them dropping food on the street, waiting for cars to come crush the food, and waiting to strike to eat it
bro i saw that y tf they so smart
Wtf they smarter than me 💀
You hate a bird.
(Laugh track here)
bro ur videos go by so fast because of how nice they are
7:30 EXACTLY!!! PENGUINS ARE THE BEST
3:09 had me dying
“Went from apex predator to child predator” HAD ME DYIBG😭
6:01 and I am the biggest bird 🐦
I’m the biggest bird 🦅
bro but if u knew how evil penguins were 💀💀
7:12 😂😂
“You ever seen an eagle? They look like they gonna call me the n word “ 😂😂😂
Nah cause penguins are actually menaces like fr it's crazy
8:40 foul 😭
You were supposed to laugh
Fowl
He is not a foul you furry.
That Pringle joke caught me OFF GUARD 😂😂😂😂
2:15 a few years ago me and my cousins visited my grandmas house and she got chickens too but we chase them around like its chicken run
“I have got to put the coke down” 😭
4:06 apex predator to child predator
So we gonna tell him how vicious penguins actually are or nah?
My cousin got attacked by a hen in like 2012, he’s 24 now and he’s STILL TRAUMATISED!!!! We in Nigeria so
2:33 your situation sound so damn similar lmao😂😂😂😂😂
@Dendii_ch broo i dey ohh
From apex predator to child predator is crazy.
Hes villan arc has started💀
“Apex predetor? More like chikd predetor”💀🗿