Welcome to "Cottage Cheese Channel" 🙂🙂🙂 All future narrators will be required to incorporate at least one (1) cottage cheese reference in each recording By Law 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
I like this robin kid. He’s like a mix between Zach and Damien. The commentary isn’t too dry and it also doesn’t take anything away from the actual joke.
Slazo: People don't like my voice, I'll get someone else Damien: People _love_ my voice, I'll start my own channel Zach: People didn't go to _my_ Reddit channel, so I'll try again on EmKay, but people hate me because I can't pronounce things Robin: I've got a deep, manly voice, so people love me
My brain: It’s fine! He probably didn’t notice! My heart: I’m a disgrace. I shall now become an Icelandic sheep herder and live the rest of my days in compete and utter solitude.
this comment has exactly 42 likes. *alexa play journey of the sourcerer.* also i swear to gosh if anybody messes the likes up imma call the vogons to blow up the extra likes.
You can never replace Damien or his accents or his weezing but you can make a change and Robin’s calm voice and cottage cheese is not a bad change at all
The catastrophes that happened in April so far are: 1. Damien left Emkay 2. I can’t get the new animal crossing game The most important 3. Rick May (TF2 Soldier voice actor) died of CV
I don’t have anything against the specific people you’re saying who died, but what about the other thousands of people who lost lives? Clearly they’re not as important as you not getting animal crossing huh?
Ruby Heintzelman i’m sorry i didn’t realise what you were saying at first but i now understand. I have read the series but obviously it doesn’t seem like it 😂 don’t forget your towel
@@AxxLAfriku What are your girlfriends' names. What kind of Hobby are they interested in. Do they like Crochet. I'm looking for a friend to teach me how to Crochet. If you know anyone who can Crochet give me their E-Mail.
Some evidence has surfaced that it could be a leak from a Chinese coronavirus lab. I swear, I'm not a conspiracy nut this is a serious thing. There was a coronavirus research lab in Wuhan that apparently had lax safety procedures.
6:15 _You know when people ask you How you are and you say that You’re fine, But You’re not really fine, But you just couldn’t get into it ‘Cause they would never understand_
Bruh the moment I heard Robins' voice I was like a puppy- seriously just "OH MY GOD ITS A NEW GUY! THEY HAVE A NEW GUY!!!" Emkay crew, can we keep him?🥺👉👈 he's so perfect, we must keep him- Ive never so desperately wanted cottage cheese because of one single man, but hes done it, the mad lad made me crave the house cheddar🧀 UPDATE: ROBIN DOESNT LIKE THE EGGS IN ANIMAL CROSSING EITHER- WE MUST KEEP HIM! NO ANDS, IFS OR BUTS!!!
OMG WHEN MY DAY COMES I WANNA TURN MY ASHES INTO A RECORD THAT SAYS “When I go, don’t worry, don’t cry, Just be happy. Smile when a rainbow comes, for when that happens, I am in there. I am viewing you, happy you are living right now. Then I just throw in a rickroll.
Ok am I insane or is laying side to side more comfortable than laying wall to back of the bed more comfortable in a loft bed? I’ve been sleeping like this for the past five days, two hours, three minutes and fifty seven seconds
Robin has a really nice voice! I think hed be a great addition to EmKay! His laugh might not be as legendary as the DamienLaugh, but it still puts a smile on my face
3:19 There is no fear in this man. There is nothing that can stop this man. Not even a giant space rock. He welcomes the danger in his direction. For he does not fear death.
3:28 actually in summer last year I left my room door open long enough for a bird to: Come in Destroy everything Sh*t on everything it destroyed Then proceed to die
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6:35
Robin has made his way into my heart. And now I crave cottage cheese...
New narrator: APPROVED
Welcome to "Cottage Cheese Channel" 🙂🙂🙂 All future narrators will be required to incorporate at least one (1) cottage cheese reference in each recording By Law 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
@@EmKay oof cottage chesse mmmm
@@EmKay you like cottage cheese i can mail it to ya
Cry in lactose intolerant (lol
@@DirenDeez oh God please dont
Nobody:
Robin: *Guess who’s back, back again *for that COTTAGE CHEESE**
Silver is disappointed in your Recent decisions looking for this comment
Silver is disappointed in your Recent decisions I’m disappointed in all my decisions, not just recent.
I’m disappointed in all of you and me
Cottage cheese~
I’m miss damien
Any meme related to food: *exists*
Robin: *_C O T T A G E C H E S S E_*
Cottage cheese and peaches is really good.
@@zellafae *n o*
Cottage cheese and watermelon is so damn good!
@@moistmeathateroffurries8621 _YES_
MOIST MEAT still hates furries actually yes
3:33 I love how deep and sensual his voice got when he said "Cottage Cheese".
No one:
Literally No one:
Robin: C O T T A G E C H E E S E
What is with this man and cottage cheese? It's not even that good.
@@iaport
You just triggered like half of northeastern Europe. Cottage cheese is good breakfast.
@@iaport Cottage cheese is fkin T A S T Y man, like, seriously
@@iaport europe wishes to talk with you
Look, I stand by my choice. So what if Europe hates me, I already have America hating me.
However, I will say that ricotta is incredibly delicious.
“Ima - Ima ask him to make *fr0g legs” Now this, this* is a man of culture
Edit: Omg Emkay really just 😮 ... I’ve been blessed by the gods
He is do
He is do
He is doodoo
He is dodo
Hazaaah!! A man of quality!
Robin seems to be more comfortable this time, its just his third video but he impressed me already
3rd*
@@O_KAY oh yeah, I'm really sorry, my bad. I'll edit the comment, thanks for the reminder :)
@@O_KAY 4th
love him already.
Robin is kind of... how can I put this... "Slick".
3:42
“Yeah, this is just my _mee-snurlk_ diet.”
My guy’s speaking the language of another planet.
Is quarantine backwarda
@@foottaco didn’t know quarantine has an S in it
my enitnarauq diet
Gad dam enchanting table
Yeah I'm trying to figure out wtf he said, too
I like this robin kid. He’s like a mix between Zach and Damien. The commentary isn’t too dry and it also doesn’t take anything away from the actual joke.
th-cam.com/video/NyLb2JYU-Dw/w-d-xo.html
Wh-what
@DocBlock Cause its comedy gold
Thank you emkay, very cool!
Gojira Fan
Hmm?
Robin: sees a post related to food
Also Robin: COTTAGE CHEESE
*COTTTTTTAAAAAAAGGGGGGEEEEEEE CHEEEEEEEESSSSEEEE*
I actually kinda like his voice, he's chill
edit: "removed British accent"
Stop, take the last 2 characters and purge it with holy fire.
And the deep voice is always a plus
@@azidthenawi4221 yee
Andromeda what?
wdym british accent
"Guess who's back, back again, for that delicious *cottage cheese* "
chesee
cheese
Cheese
cheese
*shoving cottage cheese down throat noises*
"Having sexual urges? Eat a graham cracker."
Me: * munches on three at the same time *
Nova Nebulous how does that work those things don’t relate
it looks like cardboard
When you censor a swear with a different swear that is more advertiser friendly:
Skoodle doodle Doo big brain
"Can you imagine Gordon Ramsay cursing kids out for 40 minutes?"
Is it wrong I'd actually watch that?
No but gordon is wrong
Nope cause I’d watch to
No, cause I would too.
What is wrong with you two?
now I want to watch Gordon Ramsay cursing kids out for 30 minutes
4:01 “You can have your ashes made into a playable vinyl record, when your day comes” i want my vinyl record to play Tokyo Drift on loop LOL
Slazo: People don't like my voice, I'll get someone else
Damien: People _love_ my voice, I'll start my own channel
Zach: People didn't go to _my_ Reddit channel, so I'll try again on EmKay, but people hate me because I can't pronounce things
Robin: I've got a deep, manly voice, so people love me
Hey man, I like Zach.
*COTTAGE CHEESE*
*C O T T A G E C H E E S E*
what's the name of Damien's channel?
Marcos Serrano
Damien lee
When you fall in front of your crush.
What she thinks: that looks like it hurt.
What you think: I am moving to Nepal where I intend to live as a goat.
The LaserWolf 😂😂😂
It’s not as bad as accidentally throwing a dodgeball in his direction because you used your shit throwing arm
Me: **Laughs in not having a crush**
My brain: It’s fine! He probably didn’t notice!
My heart: I’m a disgrace. I shall now become an Icelandic sheep herder and live the rest of my days in compete and utter solitude.
😂
This man doesn’t take a break, he keeps on narrating and not even stopping to take a breath
Doodel_06 now I’m breathing manually
@@Ey_SmoKrac F
ooꟻ
it’s edited
@@alphao3012 i know that
6:17
Hitchhikers Guide reference
Idk why I’m pointing this out.
I looked at the dead tree and hallucinated
Ahem..... 42
That is all I have to say
this comment has exactly 42 likes. *alexa play journey of the sourcerer.*
also i swear to gosh if anybody messes the likes up imma call the vogons to blow up the extra likes.
Lol
I actually related to this a lot. I just realized how cringe that sounded.
Mr. Osmosis r/im14andthisisdeep
electric Thank you. Stay safe and have a nice day.
It's true and I hate it
We hope you enjoyed this Hashtag Relatable content
EmKay I sure did.
You can never replace Damien or his accents or his weezing but you can make a change and Robin’s calm voice and cottage cheese is not a bad change at all
011001000 0110100110
C O T T A G E C H E E S E
Parents: "Your generation has no patience"
When the computer freezes for 0.2 seconds
Parents: *So you have chosen death*
Wow, that one was so accurate
I see you everywhere, and I'm beginning to believe you are omnipresent.
You're here too, I see
How do you still not have a moustache
Are you Justin Y. or something?
Just Some Guy without a Mustache dude I think you should get a attachment mustache
0:20
Ok, I was playing mario vs donkey kong, mom came in and I put it under my pillow. Forgot mario says “ bye bye”, got grounded for three days
Say “What’s poppin I’m Robin, and welcome back to emkay.”
I support this
Me too, kid
If he starts saying that, it's your fault
sthap
No.
The catastrophes that happened in April so far are:
1. Damien left Emkay
2. I can’t get the new animal crossing game
The most important
3. Rick May (TF2 Soldier voice actor) died of CV
4: EGG
and now the Japanese voice actor for Maes Hughes from Fullmetal Alchemist passed away.
I don’t have anything against the specific people you’re saying who died, but what about the other thousands of people who lost lives? Clearly they’re not as important as you not getting animal crossing huh?
One of the most horrible is you not getting the new animal crossing
@@conkcreeet enthusiastically: thaaaaats the point of the jooooke
Robin: *opens fridge
The fridge: *crying please be gentle
Robin: I require the
*C O T T A G E C H E E S E*
My teacher: There no way school can be gone for 1 year!
2020: Mam, are you sure about that?
Me when I do online school so I’m free to finish the entire weeks worth of work in one day then spend the rest of the week dying inside:
can someone enchant robin with "Damien Laugh" in an enchantment table
Dragon Age "Enchantment"
Yes then he shal be perfect
*wheeze*
Yeeeeeee
top comment wowie
make Robin say "what's throbbing, I'm Robin"
Flashbacks of my namien is damien
Oh I'm gonna show you what's throbbing
But tell me the answer to his question *what is throbbing*
oh god
I agree
6:20 that "a hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy" reference KILLED ME
ikr
Yeet boi
Hell ye
Boyfriend:I love your body
Me single and eating a huge bowl of noodles/ramen: 👁👄👁👍
💧 💧
Do you eat ramen raw or cooked?
@@domidagamer8214 who tf eats ramen raw?
@@LeMoNAIDY14 i do
@@truliny-xyz bruh bruh bruh
@@LeMoNAIDY14 i eat em raw, they taste like cardboard but with no taste
Robin: **speaks for less than two seconds**
Me: *_*INCOHERENT SCREAMING_**
Eryn Trans why are you screaming? You are too loud
@@rashfordisatoeeater6297
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Eryn Trans stop!
@@rashfordisatoeeater6297
Why?
Eryn Trans you are too loud
Day 4 of asking Robin to say "What's poppin? I'm Robin" in the intro.
Damien never said my namein is damien so I don't think he will
THROBBIN ROBIN
uwu hhh wait which video? I must find it
uwu hhh in HIS channel not emkay doe
His channel Damian lee
No one:
Literally nobody:
Robin: "cottage cheese 🤤🤤"
4:29 my real name is Phoenix, and I would totally say this out of the blue at any moment
“Hope they said thanks for the fish”. I GOT THAT ONE
epic reference makes me wanna reread the series
I LOVE THAT HE MADE THAT REFERENCE OMG
Ruby Heintzelman its a hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy reference
Ruby Heintzelman yes
Ruby Heintzelman i’m sorry i didn’t realise what you were saying at first but i now understand. I have read the series but obviously it doesn’t seem like it 😂 don’t forget your towel
me: *doesn't hear damien*
also me: *something's wrong, i can feel it*
anyways, robin seems cool
Oh...u have no idea young padawan
There is many secrets you need discover
I miss damien man :(
Well......we need to move on man
He has his own channel: th-cam.com/channels/97M90UHlNm5HkOV6hay1jQ.html
Everyone: "Hey, this Robin guy is pretty cool"
Me: "You have no idea yound padawan"
Ah i see a man of gmod culture
AxxL we didn’t ask
AxxL can you not? 😐
@@banana1658 Hazaah! Another man of quality
@@AxxLAfriku What are your girlfriends' names. What kind of Hobby are they interested in. Do they like Crochet. I'm looking for a friend to teach me how to Crochet. If you know anyone who can Crochet give me their E-Mail.
"All in favor make a screech noise."
Ok, SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
no one:
not a single soul:
Emkay: COTAGGE CHESSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You’re pfp is brushed
that profile picture
What's cottage chese .
At 6:08: “when someone says the title of the movie in the movie”
Harry Potter ಠ_ಠ
😂
69th liker. Nice
Ah yes, Harry Potter and the Portrait of what Looked like a Large Pile of Ash, my personal recommendation.
Oh piss off Gacha Profile
Shrek:
From now on, whenever I say or hear the words, “Cottage cheese,” I’m going to play Eminem’s song, Without Me
play the just dance song
Lol same
@@smashm6991 i will soon
“Guess who’s back, back again for that delicious *cottage cheese* “
Robin is a sexy voice. I liked Damien but damn he’s doin good.
I like Robin, but I still really miss Damien.
I definitely do miss Damien but I’m glad he’s taking his own path. Not gonna lie. He did seem like he was burned out towards the end of his time here.
Petition to get robin to say what’s throbbing I’m robin.
Petition to get Alexander to drink a glass of water and take a nap
day 1 of petitioning to get Alexander to drink a glass of water and take a nap
I quite like robin he’s no Damien but he’s good.
Fludz I agree
Too much cottage cheese
Agreed
2:40 me?.. me... ME!
Me when I see no comments saying, "First!":
Impossible, perhaps the archives are incomplete.
Poodle Lemon I said early.Is dat good enough? Anyway have a like
First
First
Robin sounds like that guy on the weather channel that takes his job too seriously.
or the narrarator on some online edu stufs
@@Salgen551 honestly just sounds like the narrator of literally anything but just with a slightly different voice
Petition for Robin to say “whats poppin its robin”
signed
*poppin
When you have a cord that reaches the other side of the bed: ITS OVER ANAKIN I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND
The way he is able to never mess up the pronunciation of any word makes him feel less human.
Robin: "Just stop wiping"
Ad: "Cake in the conference room"
He kept mentioning Cottage cheese XD
GET ROBIN HIS COTTAGE CHEESE!!
Get this man some cottage cheese
“I will make sure to watch him while slamming cottage cheese down my gullet.” - Robin 🧀
4:00
So now people can Rickroll you from beyond the grave.
I was trying to find a use for that. Thank you.
Day 1 of asking him to say
“What’s Poppin I’m Robbin”
YES
I support this
HE SAID IT
HE SAID ITTT
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
(In r/mademesmile)
@@novelnygma I noticed too after commenting!
Y e s
My kids in 2056: What was the worst event of your life?
Me: Someone ate a bat
It's still not known if the virus came from a bat, other speculations are snakes and pangolins
Some evidence has surfaced that it could be a leak from a Chinese coronavirus lab. I swear, I'm not a conspiracy nut this is a serious thing. There was a coronavirus research lab in Wuhan that apparently had lax safety procedures.
I'm not sure if we're even gonna be alive to live through that
lol "friends are like trees, they fall when you hit them with an axe repeatedly" has to be the most cursed sentence i've ever seen.
6:15
_You know when people ask you How you are and you say that You’re fine, But You’re not really fine, But you just couldn’t get into it ‘Cause they would never understand_
Who are you?
@@domidagamer8214 he's William afton
@@domidagamer8214 he is tiky
“Can’t get into it” ironic
gIVE HIM THE COTTAGE CHEESE YOU HEARTLESS REFRIGERATOR
You want the truth... you want the truth????
THERE IS NO FRIDGE!!
me: *CREAME cheese*
dID YOU PRESS SHIFT ON THE FIRST LETTER?
@@megadeatherrorcolapseblood3369 i MAY HAVE ITS MUSCLE MEMORY
"Somedays I feel like Microsoft word put a red squiggly line underneath me."
-Robin the reddit goblin
Fun fact: Steve left because he was balding and he did not want kids seeing him get bald for every episode.
Liked just cause of your sexy profile pic
@@daddy-chan8056 yeah i also did it because of that
"When you can't find a parking spot and you turn down the volume to see better..." hahaha yup I think we could all relate 😆
When you haven't watched EmKay in awhile and hear a new voice
Me: Who the heck is this new guy?!
*watches video*
Me: Eh he's pretty cool
Bruh the moment I heard Robins' voice I was like a puppy- seriously just "OH MY GOD ITS A NEW GUY! THEY HAVE A NEW GUY!!!"
Emkay crew, can we keep him?🥺👉👈 he's so perfect, we must keep him- Ive never so desperately wanted cottage cheese because of one single man, but hes done it, the mad lad made me crave the house cheddar🧀
UPDATE: ROBIN DOESNT LIKE THE EGGS IN ANIMAL CROSSING EITHER- WE MUST KEEP HIM! NO ANDS, IFS OR BUTS!!!
yes pls
NO IFS, ANDS, OR BUTS!!!****
No, he can go
He is bringing the Gacha Profiles to Emkay and therefore corrupting it with retarded Pewdiepie sibscribers
Not gonna lie, 1:10 white barack obama look exactly like my friend. Exept he's younger
I'm used to listening to Damion but you're pretty solid.
Mehdi hes got a chanel
@@dylangriffin8615 what is it
Damani Herod damien lee
@@dylangriffin8615 thanks
Dont forget zach
3:53
*Now this is an Avengers-level threat*
9:19
This me.
I have mini panic attacks when I have to call people/people call me.
Like.
No joke I freak out.
OMG WHEN MY DAY COMES I WANNA TURN MY ASHES INTO A RECORD THAT SAYS
“When I go, don’t worry, don’t cry, Just be happy. Smile when a rainbow comes, for when that happens, I am in there. I am viewing you, happy you are living right now.
Then I just throw in a rickroll.
Cottage cheese: *existing*
Emkay: *yes*
Who else would use their ashes to make a record of never gonna give you up just to piss off everyone at the funeral.
YES
I would ground my bones up while I’m still alive. It’s fresher ya know?
@@demonfloof830 r/cursedcomments
0:00 me, the one ninja kid who lands on feet on that slide
Same
Other couples: *constantly hugging and kissing*
Me and Bella:
(o~o )-•-( o~o)
*awkward intensifies*
No one:
EmKay: Cottage Cheese
6:22 Thanks for the refrance
“Mine would probably be me just falling down my stairs for 30 minutes.” I have one question... How long are your stairs.
They stretch to the edges of physics.
dar3d3v1l I HAVE BEEN FALLING
*FOR THIRTY MINUTES!!!!!*
Ok am I insane or is laying side to side more comfortable than laying wall to back of the bed more comfortable in a loft bed?
I’ve been sleeping like this for the past five days, two hours, three minutes and fifty seven seconds
3:40
Just to get this out, the backwards message is "quarantine" aka "this is just my enitnarauq (quarantine) diet"..
Sorry
Thank you
THANK YOU
Neeseurck diet
Oh
*e n i t n a r a u q*
Robin has a really nice voice! I think hed be a great addition to EmKay! His laugh might not be as legendary as the DamienLaugh, but it still puts a smile on my face
5:01
Me: cool, a meme
*Markus from Detroit : Become Human comes up*
Me: *happiness noises*
When robin said “all in favor make a screech noise” I screamed so loud that my parents in Iowa probably heard it
What’s with him and cottage cheese.
*cottage cheese is life*
Idk
It isnt even all that good
Sharky j
That sounds like blasphemy
@@sharkyj368 *Shame on you*
Don’t question a person’s sexuality
Can we just talk about his laugh at 9:50, I melted there 😍 so freaking cute
3:19 There is no fear in this man. There is nothing that can stop this man. Not even a giant space rock. He welcomes the danger in his direction. For he does not fear death.
6:22 "I hope they're saying so long and thanks for all the fish"
~So sad that it should come to this~
~We tried to warn you all but oh dear~
Hhgttg :)
Me still remembering my Webkinz password after 6 years: *I'm still worthy!*
eyyyy nice, same here
Thing: friends are like trees if you hit them with a axe enough the fall over
EmKay:I can confirm this from experience
Me:wait what?!
@Silvertd 159 u dont know how to use r/woosh huh? that means i should r/woosh u
@Silvertd 159 r/woosh
6:15 but you just cant get into it because they would never understand
5:05 it's a reference to the game "Detroit Become Human", the one in the picture is an android
Bunch of whiny kids: The Isolation Era!
Me: It hasn't even been two months...
2:45 *laughs in TheOdd1sout and Jaiden Animations
"Stop it with the eggs. Please I'm begging you, they're awful"
Me, a person who just really loves eggs: "Oh 🥺"
Silence of the Lambs reference at 1:27.
Seriously, the Boston Market admin set himself up to be trolled.
Okay so we all know and love Damien but tbh this guy seems like he could do the job well
3:28 actually in summer last year I left my room door open long enough for a bird to:
Come in
Destroy everything
Sh*t on everything it destroyed
Then proceed to die
oof
10 minutes?
"I hope they're saying thanks for all the fish" who of us all understood that reference?
*I did and I am proud of it.*
Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
6:19
I see what you did there. Hopefully they remember their towels.