15:37 for those that don’t get it, the Blue-Ringed Octopus is up there with the Box Jellyfish among the most venomous animals in the world. Those blue rings are flashed as a warning against potential predators, and their saliva has enough venom to kill over 20 people.
hmm that wouldnt be "Drowning" per say, it'd be oxygen deprivation (suffocation etc) its just like us, air wont kill us unless there is something wrong with it, same with fish
@@aurilio5633 I suppose. Drowning is defined as 'death caused by being underwater and not being able to breathe' but that seems more focused on creatures with lungs.
Random story Lol my school plays songs instead of having a bell. They accidentally played pumped up kicks for a couple weeks. That was fun Edit: Spelling and to all the dudes saying it didn't actually happen, look at the replies. Its happens to many others. And to all the peeps commenting on the 'accident' i meant a student did it on purpose but the school played it without realizing P.S. thx for the likes and comments didn’t expect this to blow up
Imagine being dumb enough to try to eat something that isn't dead, and play the victim LOL. Its like saying "I am going to take your life from you, stay still"
Yeah isn’t there like a video about this dumb bitch basically saying she was “raped” buy a guy while she was unconscious underwater even tho the guy was just trying to help.
The lady who lost her limbs to the dog? “Her” refers to the dog who licked a cut she had that was so infected with some rare..thing..and had to get amputated. She still kept the dog and doesnt blame it for anything
@@skankhunt33 yeah in the vid he said something (its been a week and i dont wanna rewatch it) i think he was confused on the wording of “she still loves her” or something like that
A god damn *blue ringed octopus.* They tell us in primary school to never touch these things, that guys gotta be a tourist right? Otherwise I feel great shame for my country lol
Actually, a lot of people don't know how to pronounce Chile, every time I say Chile, they look confused. English people pronounce Chile like "chilli" XD
I want to spin the Flat-Earthers' cogs right here: What is supposedly on the other side of the earth-coin; How deep can industries bore before breaching that side: What do Flat-Earthers imagine will happen in that instance: Does gravity drain out: will space-air leak into our atmosphere and poison us: Can NASA colonize the other side and say it's another planet for conspiracy sake: Is the lid made of anything valuable: where is the lids surface?
@Toasted Productions I saw a post where a flat earther claimed if the world was round gravity would make all the water flow to the southern hemisphere. They don't even understand the idea of which way is down.
2:44 Zelda is already a girl, she's a princess, LINK on the other hand, is a boy, the character who tries to save the princess and stop Ganondorf from getting the 2 Triforces.
I was about to correct u like: "2 triforces, don't u mean 3???" but then I remembered that he already had one at the beginning of the game and felt so ashamed of myself because this franchise is the first I ever rly got invested in as a child 🤦♀️👌
Think it's a fake. Look at 10:16. The story says all the books in the library were reshelved, but the books on the back side of the visible shelf are not arranged by size.
@@funnymeme1847 ooohh... That's gonna A: now have a new meaning, and B well... Your gonna wanna get some biogel caus DAMN your gonna be sore tomorrow!!!
For the ones who didn’t know, the octopus is a blue ringed octopus. They can kill people in one bite. Just to make sure, the octopus in question is the one that was on the dudes hand.
Name: Sza6 no I should have clarified my comment and this answer has to do a bit with chemistry but I’ll make it simple there are things that dissolve others called solvents water acts like a solvent for oxygen as in there oxygen stored in the water if there was no extra oxygen stored in the water the fish would choke to death because they wouldn’t be able to separate the oxygen from the hydrogen
9:39 What's wrong with that? Sex isn't the only thing needed for a loving relationship. My gf and I are Ace and have been together for 6 years and have never done anything sexual.
Came here to say this! Asexual doesn't necessarily mean aromantic. Perpetuating this misconception makes it even harder for ace people to date and find love.
Well, when did that newspaper come out? Could've been before asexuals started being more open about their sexuality. It's 2020 and they're still largely unacknowledged, even in the LGBTQ+ community.
If I'm thinking of the same couple, these two aren't asexual but religious. Their reason for not having sex is something along the lines of "If it's special to abstain before marriage it must be twice as special to abstain after marriage". Apparently when they get in the mood the wife sprays herself with water and the husband eats a raw potato lol
16:00 I love how that person said Microsoft killed dogs for their gamecubes, and then showed a pic of a ps controller. Edit: I don’t know why that post was in r/facepalm it was obviously satire
i posted an entire comment on another video, and here's what it basically was: Microsoft owns XBOX, not the GameCube (that would be Nintendo), and "too", along with 2x2=4, not 5, and "gaymers" (though this might be intentional) AND, that's a PlayStation controller, and SONY owns playstation, AND those don't even look alike! AND, the red box surrounding the dog's nose doesn't match up with the zoomed in version! AND, the lines connecting the two red boxes with the playstation thumbsticks aren't connected to the top of the boxes!
Fun fact: the color orange is named after the fruit orange. The color was called "yellow-red" before oranges were brought to the English-speaking parts of the world. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orange_(word)
Anyone wondering what the Octopus was, it is a Blue-ringed Octopus, which carries enough venom to kill 26 adult humans depite its size, and the bites are painless with victims rarely not knowing they have been bit, until respiratory depression and paralysis begins, there is no Anti-Venom for the Blue-Ringed Octopus.
8:22 actually that is correct, a gallon refers to the volume of a substance not the mass (volume ≠ mass). And since butane had a lower density than water (573 kg/mg^3 vs 997 kg/mg^3) then yeah, a gallon of butane weighs less than one of water.
Like same. Me:wait...isn't Zelda already a girl and it should say link instead or am i in a alternate universe and my perception of everything is absolutely off.
@@dansvideosofawesome515 Well, In my opinion, I think Yandere simulator is a joke. because of the development, There are so many problems with Yanderedev and his game.
It won't be the same. Except we use something like the Islamic calendar or they introduce a completely new calendar. Maybe not based on a fictional figure's live dates. And what are the chances for that to happen...
And for everyone else who missed the obvious (my personal facepalm...): Of course 20:20:20 2020 happened every single day in 2020 in every single time zone in the world. 2020 was a leap year. So there where 366 days in 2020. And there are currently 38 different time zones worldwide. So this "once in history" event happened 13,908 times already.
@@ScarV_13 That's completely false. Goofy is a dog, not a cow. No reputable source has "confirmed" that he's a cow. www.snopes.com/fact-check/goofy-cow-or-dog/
The person who asked why somebody lived in Scotland reminded me of this moment that happened a year ago: Friend 1: "so I ended up tripping on the water" (I don't remember what he said before but the context was he was at a pool and he tripped) Friend 2: "Why was there water?" Friend 1: "Because I was at a pool" Friend 2: "But why was there water at the pool?" Me, Friend 1, and Friend 3: *looking at Friend 2 confusingly*
Obsessed With Bunnies without oxygen there is no water Water is made out of H2O which is short for dihyrogen monoxide and if you take out the oxygen all you have is H2 which is not a fluid but rather a gas
@@reigndrops4090 fish don't break apart h2o to breath. they use o2 molecules which are dissolved in the water. so yeah, you /can/ have water without oxygen. it's fairly common actually. ever been in an old house or cave where it stinks with that very distinctive "old moist stuff" smell? that is actually water without o2, commonly referred to as "dead water"
@@dotdot2319 Well I'm English and have clue what "It is annoying as all get out for me." Means. Please explain to me so I can have a better understanding of my own language. Thank you.
6:15 believe it or not, this is how some Paleontologist tell the difference between which is a rock and which is a fossil. If its smooth, its a rock. But if it sticks to your tongue, its a fossil
9:54 if only "you matter. Don't worry." had a comma instead of a period after matter, then it'd be telling worry that it doesn't matter. "You don't matter, worry."
17:47 I saw Optimus' video on her (this was before the octopus attacked her) where she didn't just eat then alive she cooked them alive! So she freaking deserves that I hope she learns her lesson.
13:33 This subreddit fried my brain so much that at first I thought they were talking about an actual cake and I was like "Well that's an interesting name for a piece of cake... how tf did they come up with that? Do they cut it in a certain ang-- OH. HA. TEMPERATURE."
13:05 Actually: Isaiah 40 22 says: He sits enthroned on the roundness of the Earth. Checkmate. Edit: In other translations it is circle, but the word used on that verse still means circular object, circular surface, thins like that.
Yeah, plus the post is just wrong, the titanic is no where near the lowest point on the surface of the world. The titanic wreck is only about 4,000 meters below sea level whereas the Mariana trench is around 11,000 meters deep.
@@janemastromonico712 you're overthinking it. Nobody's talking about the resting place of the wreck at the bottom of the sea. When he said those words the boat was on the surface of the sea. Which is the usual lowest point of land, barring some exceptions: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_places_on_land_with_elevations_below_sea_level The joke is that even if he said top of the world (he said king, but whatever) he meant it figuratively (as in class/power/happiness/joy) not literally as in height (like if he was at Everest).
Well.... people are dumb... For one, Microsoft didn’t make PS3 controllers nor did they own Sony. Two, dog noses feel completely different from the joysticks cause it’s made of rubber Three, how dumb does someone have to be to think of this? They are the true downfall of humanity
4:20 I can assume that he kept his goldfish in a small bowl like in cartoons but really goldfish can't live inside small bowls for long anyways goldfish needs at least 20 gallons and other things for it to live a healthy happy life do research if you thinking of getting a pet don't get those small fish tanks
15:37 for those that don’t get it, the Blue-Ringed Octopus is up there with the Box Jellyfish among the most venomous animals in the world. Those blue rings are flashed as a warning against potential predators, and their saliva has enough venom to kill over 20 people.
Thank you, that was bugging me.
Your knowledge is appreciated.
Thanks
Thanks
Justfortecomments thank you, that one had confused me
Fish can drown. It happens when their water didn't circulate oxygen, hence needing a bubbler in your tank.
Dumb fish
@@EmKay :^|
hmm that wouldnt be "Drowning" per say, it'd be oxygen deprivation (suffocation etc) its just like us, air wont kill us unless there is something wrong with it, same with fish
@@aurilio5633 I suppose. Drowning is defined as 'death caused by being underwater and not being able to breathe' but that seems more focused on creatures with lungs.
@@aurilio5633 Yeah, it would be like if the air was pure nitrogen. I can't say I'm drowning, I can only say I'm suffocating.
I recognize that MacDonald’s sign. That’s actually in my town and every day I would go past it I couldn’t stop laughing
MacDonalds
That isn't a place
ThatBoiAndreas bone Apple tea
R/imaredditusergetfunniedhaha
@@deficant2646 hypocritic isn't it?
The guiness world record book lady was literally one of the most gorgeous people I've ever seen. The gay in me couldn't even handle
You know the rules and so do i
Getting rick rolled by an profile picture
I agree with this statement
Your….profile picture….
Did I just Rick roll myself by seeing that picture, then hearing the song in my head-?
@@lumaabbas6915 underrated
Girl: tries to eat octopus alive
Octopus: fights back obviously
Girl: *suprised pikachu face*
Octopus: "You should have gone for the head."
Octopus : *I am far more superior than you*
Octopus:nothin personal kid
I hope the prox alive animal she tries to eat, eat's her fuckin face
T E N T A C L E S
Random story Lol my school plays songs instead of having a bell. They accidentally played pumped up kicks for a couple weeks. That was fun
Edit: Spelling and to all the dudes saying it didn't actually happen, look at the replies. Its happens to many others. And to all the peeps commenting on the 'accident' i meant a student did it on purpose but the school played it without realizing
P.S. thx for the likes and comments didn’t expect this to blow up
Lol
They're asking for it
@Leesydan1705 nah I believe him tbh
My Australian friend had the same thing happen
@@UnknownUser-jo9nr mine did the same, a lot of them do it cus its less anoying
Imagine being dumb enough to try to eat something that isn't dead, and play the victim LOL. Its like saying "I am going to take your life from you, stay still"
You try to torture the octopus, it bites ya shit, now YOU ARE THE VICTIM? I have seen pocket lint with more braincells than her
And its apparently its culture in korea
@@pixiethecanary7666 Idk. Many Koreans said the opposite. Honestly, it's fucked up nomatter what. 😂
@ChubbyCupcake ooh ohno
Never liked dogs
I READ THE TITLE AND THOUGHT IT SAID "TESTICULAR REVENGE" I'M CRYING
Oof
Dang you got pizza rolls for selling your soul? I only got a fidget spinner and a 200 count assorted tic-tac container.
Wow so perhaps im not the only one
Dayum
It didn’t?
"lifeguard fired for saving a man's life"
sounds like when mr. incredible got sued for saving that guy who was trying to commit suicide.
Yeah isn’t there like a video about this dumb bitch basically saying she was “raped” buy a guy while she was unconscious underwater even tho the guy was just trying to help.
It gets worse. Legally, a woman can rape a man and sue him for child support.
Its also like when a guy got arrested for saving his dogs life
@李威志
Isn't there a thing called The Good Samaritan Law that prevents crap like this?
Warboss West there’s supposed to be but some people just forget it exists and try to sue anyways
"Anyone who plays video games past 21 is a lost cause"
Correct, I am 25 and a living pile of shit, so fittingly, I ruin people's lives in Mario Kart.
@EnchantingEcho One of those are true.
ive been playing since i was 3. its been 8 years. boy am i a real mistake
@@flappyjay_gaming Kid you haven't even had time to make mistakes.
How dare you ruin their Mario Kart lives
@@insaincaldo math exams: OH YEAH?!
"Did you just ask why I live in Scotland?"
I honestly thought he was gonna follow up with "That's a fair question."
Oof 😂
LEAVE IT AT 69
Josh Raymond no
@@souusa2007 why tho, is meme number
@@brakerotor1713 it's also not that important.
"You don't matter. Worry"
Understandable, I'll be burning in hell.
Sans: *Yup just like I said*
Goofy is a dog right
oh ok cool
i don't care what you say
"i live in scotland"
"why"
is the best conversation in this video
Yeah but why though?
@@wamuuthepoleperson168 because he's scottish?
AGW24 Maybe the dude was a greek philosopher
@@wamuuthepoleperson168 None of us know why we do we just do
@@wamuuthepoleperson168 hey I mean I am part Mexican, British, French, and Irish but I don't live in Mexico, England, France, or Ireland
The first time I heard Robin I was still salty about Damien leaving. Now he's one of my favourites alongside daddy Damien himself
Wait he left, when?
Robin came to emkay because Damien left a few months back
Why did Damien leave? Purely curious, I adore all these guys.
Wait Damien left??? Where did he go
Damien left emkay on good terms a few months back I'm pretty sure there is a video addressing this
Well, as long as the blue ringed octopus doesn't feel threatened, that person will be fine.
That said DON'T TOUCH RANDOM WILDLIFE!
But they're fun to play with :( We are Gods and they are but our Playthings :)
@@EmKay Okay. But don't come cryin' to me when you get stunk or bit or envenomated by some rando creature, lol. ;)
Umm she was planning to eat it lol
That was a different photo.
@whoever the person above me is smh it didn’t tag you
I read the title as "Testicular revenge" and many thoughts came into my head at the same time.
Oh no oh shit what have you done
SAME FRIEND
You mean that isn't the title?
Hentai.
Your welcome.
OH GOD NO
This makes Mii want to commit a war crime.
You just did
Nicro would not be happy.
Sup conways
conway?
It's fine except when they call others idiots
“What if Zelda was a girl?”
*Link doesn’t deserve Rule 63. Nor Rule 34.*
Already an official character. Linkle.
Link doesn't even deserve Rule 5457!
I feel like I'm the only person who knows that shit in the fake world doesn't effect real life
Link to r34 please
we all do... we all do...
This subreddit is the reason why the Power Rangers say their color.
*egg ranger*
@@Kimber_072 NUT RANGER
abacus ranger, hah, power rangers Dino supercharge
White po......wait a minute
White ranger please leave this chat.
The lady who lost her limbs to the dog? “Her” refers to the dog who licked a cut she had that was so infected with some rare..thing..and had to get amputated. She still kept the dog and doesnt blame it for anything
Her refers to the dog?
@@skankhunt33 yeah in the vid he said something (its been a week and i dont wanna rewatch it) i think he was confused on the wording of “she still loves her” or something like that
A
“She’s about to hit 1B followers,”
**Beyoncé: 99.9M followers**
Me: yup
Me:
Me: wait- that would be 100M, not 1B-
I realize by this comment lol
I Ruined the 69 likes
How could you
Holy shit it took me a while
it goes perfectly with " 4/10 americans hate math, a majority "
A god damn *blue ringed octopus.* They tell us in primary school to never touch these things, that guys gotta be a tourist right? Otherwise I feel great shame for my country lol
How dangerous is that thing exactly? I live in Russia, we don't have a lot of animals with strong toxins or poison here.
@@f0x1ro1 according to a google search, the venom they produce is 1000 times stronger than cyanide. One bite will kill you in minutes
Huh, I’ve legit never heard of them
Teddy Prograde they are small and pretty but do not touch them
@@m.a.ddragon939 will do, thanks for letting me know
"I've been a lost cause since I was 8."
Never have I related so much to anything I ever heard.
I was since I was 1 beat that
''ONE GIANT SIZE SHIT BITCH BEAR''
I laughed so hard for about 20 minutes! I don't know why that's so funny but damn it nearly killed me
"Girl gets attacked by octopus"
I think we all know were this is going
....😶
@Competition For LOST hentai
why why did you have to engrain that image
*nOoO-*
Oh no
15:37 ok so for those who dont know, that is an extremely venomous, octopus that can kill you.
THANK YOU!!! I went looking for this comment because I had no clue.
Ah the blue ring octopus. Extremely deadly considering it is tiny.
Just look up deadliest octopus
That girl:man i have hunger for death
Ik
14:23
"your eyes are so beautiful"
"wtf i have NO CONTROL over how my EYES look how DARE you compliment them?!!??!"
12:49 He didn't... He yelled, "I'm the king of the world!"
But he wasn’t royalty...so there
@@justincoleman3805 exactly
When he says Chile as “seelay”
*-I’m-*about to commit a hate crime
si wn
Someone doesn't understand Spanish.
Actually, a lot of people don't know how to pronounce Chile, every time I say Chile, they look confused.
English people pronounce Chile like "chilli" XD
Pucha, yo venía a comentar esa weá ajdjgshfj.
Cuando lo dice?
No one:
Karen: I will let my kids die instead of playing video games where they can respawn.
Bro, Karen aint gonna reboot them.
Sunburnt- Lizard I can change that
@@stikes1694
U cant they playing squads and they are four players.
Rafael Suprayogi ...........
Rafael Suprayogi can we share?
I want to spin the Flat-Earthers' cogs right here: What is supposedly on the other side of the earth-coin; How deep can industries bore before breaching that side: What do Flat-Earthers imagine will happen in that instance: Does gravity drain out: will space-air leak into our atmosphere and poison us: Can NASA colonize the other side and say it's another planet for conspiracy sake: Is the lid made of anything valuable: where is the lids surface?
Exactly!
I can feel my soul melting out of my eyes
The flat earther say that there is no gravity and there is no lid, it's just that the countries stop us from going beyond the pole
Send them all to space then the sun
@Toasted Productions
I saw a post where a flat earther claimed if the world was round gravity would make all the water flow to the southern hemisphere.
They don't even understand the idea of which way is down.
2:44
Zelda is already a girl, she's a princess, LINK on the other hand, is a boy, the character who tries to save the princess and stop Ganondorf from getting the 2 Triforces.
I was about to correct u like: "2 triforces, don't u mean 3???" but then I remembered that he already had one at the beginning of the game and felt so ashamed of myself because this franchise is the first I ever rly got invested in as a child 🤦♀️👌
@@t-janice5185 Lol I've never played any of the games I just knew that lol
@@r0ad_killer758 NOW IM EVEN MORE ASHAMED OF MYSELF CUZ I PLAYED THE FIRST ONE A MILLION TIMES AND STILL FORGOT IT AHHHHHH!
@@t-janice5185 lol
Link IS A GIRL in that one open world game
Coronavirus: Library book rearranged in size order by cleaner
*My GOD.*
The absolute worst, you can no lonGER FIND BY AUTHOR
e
Think it's a fake. Look at 10:16. The story says all the books in the library were reshelved, but the books on the back side of the visible shelf are not arranged by size.
@@hyphz we can't see the top of those books to tell their size
@@hyphz WAIT NVM you meant the shelf right behind, yeah it's probably fake I see it now
"Mcdonalds offers 3 ways now?!"
Ahh I see you've never had a McGangbang.
Badabababaa
_I’m ‘lovin it._
I had to search it up and that can go either way but its the first:
Hol' up
@@funnymeme1847 ooohh... That's gonna A: now have a new meaning, and B well... Your gonna wanna get some biogel caus DAMN your gonna be sore tomorrow!!!
Reminds me of the "I'd hit that" ad campaign.
Funny Meme so you see there’s this guy called god
Tentacular: Exist
Random hentai artist: Its free real estate
SAO: haha, tentacle hope vroom
*internal suffering*
Bad Decisions OH YEAH
Lol
Wow that Guinness world record lady looks like she’s made out of obsidian- she’s literally so perfect looking and holds herself so elegantly
me: *hasn’t watched emkay in a while* wheres Damian?
everyone: i haven't heard that name in years
what even happened to Damian? i havent watched emkay in forever
Its been 84 years
Cheese yeah where did he go
sans undertale Ye but we’re asking why he left
Cheese i think mental health issues was the main reason. he made a community post about why but i forgot the reason
For the ones who didn’t know, the octopus is a blue ringed octopus. They can kill people in one bite. Just to make sure, the octopus in question is the one that was on the dudes hand.
Thanks I have been scrolling through the comments to find out what this was lol
Thank you!
Oh shit i didnt know that an octopus can kill you like that.
but didn't the guy in particular had liver cancer
also, the bite is almost painless and can hardly be felt
Technically fish can drown if there isn’t enough oxygen in the water but whatever
wait- but then it isn't water- water is H2O
Name: Sza6 no I should have clarified my comment and this answer has to do a bit with chemistry but I’ll make it simple there are things that dissolve others called solvents water acts like a solvent for oxygen as in there oxygen stored in the water if there was no extra oxygen stored in the water the fish would choke to death because they wouldn’t be able to separate the oxygen from the hydrogen
Mr.bonesss okay neek.
it would be the fish equivalent of asphyxiation
I can agree with this. That's why people with aquariums/fish bowls do replace some water once or twice a week.
9:39
What's wrong with that? Sex isn't the only thing needed for a loving relationship. My gf and I are Ace and have been together for 6 years and have never done anything sexual.
THANK YOU
Came here to say this! Asexual doesn't necessarily mean aromantic. Perpetuating this misconception makes it even harder for ace people to date and find love.
@@gitpho Wait whats the difference between asexual and aromantic? Genuinely curious
@@TheMysticalSerpent asexual = no sexual
aromantic = no romantic
@@Shizuu_z What's both? Aroace?
Karen: AdUlTs ShOuLd NoT pLaY gAmEs
That one grandma that plays animal crossing: what’s your point?
# stop Karen 2020
*Skyrim Grandma disliked that*
*Candy Crush Grandma disliked that*
I'm pretty sure there is a grandpa who still plays his gameboy, too play pokemon
Theres a grandna that plays fps games
Shes called Audie cause the fox character was named after her
"she about to hit 1bill followers"
*99.9 million*
Me: Yare Yare Daze
Bruh that's so funny
Soooooo funny...
I'm a jojo fan and this joke is cringy
@@reisushi3459 you're existence is cringy
@@reisushi3459 I know JoJo that's the one where you go around catching Pokémon right?
9:38 bruh there are asexual people that get married and never have sex, why they gotta make an article about those two in particular?
Because some people just don’t understand asexuality, plus it’s a good headline that grabs attention.
@@mageofdoomsie1598 yeah nobody cares about asexuals
Well, when did that newspaper come out? Could've been before asexuals started being more open about their sexuality. It's 2020 and they're still largely unacknowledged, even in the LGBTQ+ community.
If I'm thinking of the same couple, these two aren't asexual but religious. Their reason for not having sex is something along the lines of "If it's special to abstain before marriage it must be twice as special to abstain after marriage". Apparently when they get in the mood the wife sprays herself with water and the husband eats a raw potato lol
Yep.
16:00 I love how that person said Microsoft killed dogs for their gamecubes, and then showed a pic of a ps controller.
Edit: I don’t know why that post was in r/facepalm it was obviously satire
The person also apparently fucked up in basic addition because they said 5 dogs for 2 controllers.
-microsoft's gamecube
-2 controllers = 5 dogs
-playstation controller
i posted an entire comment on another video, and here's what it basically was:
Microsoft owns XBOX, not the GameCube (that would be Nintendo), and "too", along with 2x2=4, not 5, and "gaymers" (though this might be intentional)
AND, that's a PlayStation controller, and SONY owns playstation, AND those don't even look alike!
AND, the red box surrounding the dog's nose doesn't match up with the zoomed in version!
AND, the lines connecting the two red boxes with the playstation thumbsticks aren't connected to the top of the boxes!
Fun fact: the color orange is named after the fruit orange. The color was called "yellow-red" before oranges were brought to the English-speaking parts of the world.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orange_(word)
Yeah, I know
:o thanks
Wait the link says wikepedia
fun fact:the orange is a actualy the color tangerine and the tangerine is the color orange
This is just like how violet used not to be a color..
"You don't matter. Worry."
Yeah, that sums up my life.
Time stamp?
You mean your mind?
@@mahimrajpandey6271 can't it be both?
@@feralcyborggaming1531 I guess....
@@Totallytala3 9:53
Anyone wondering what the Octopus was, it is a Blue-ringed Octopus, which carries enough venom to kill 26 adult humans depite its size, and the bites are painless with victims rarely not knowing they have been bit, until respiratory depression and paralysis begins, there is no Anti-Venom for the Blue-Ringed Octopus.
Sooooo you're saying she's dead
Sooooo you're saying she's dead
@@greenmean6414 no, the guy at 15:40 is dead
so
omiai wa mou shindeiru
8:22 actually that is correct, a gallon refers to the volume of a substance not the mass (volume ≠ mass). And since butane had a lower density than water (573 kg/mg^3 vs 997 kg/mg^3) then yeah, a gallon of butane weighs less than one of water.
The more you know
15:59
“Microsoft” **says GameCube controller**
2 controllers * 2 dogs per controller **says 5 dogs**
Picture **shows PlayStation controller**
This definitely seems like satire
Reminds me of a fairly old meme:
This is Blue-Eyes White Dragon
*shows Agumon*
He's my favorite Pokemon
@@SuperGoker64 😂
I started cussing for a minute straight
Also 'gaymers'
“What if Zelda was a girl?”
Me, knowing absolutely no one is around: **facepalms** Do you wanna tell them or should I?
Like same. Me:wait...isn't Zelda already a girl and it should say link instead or am i in a alternate universe and my perception of everything is absolutely off.
Yes i know i am very late i just thought of going back to channels i like and watching old videos
Even I know that and I don't game
@@emmacheese6107 my great grandpa knows that and he’s fucking deceased
Everybody gangsta until you someone answer
Ohhh man that cleaner is gonna have a murderous librarian hunting him down.
Ooooooo I won't let u gooooooo
He is dead
Time to learn how to DM so I can make a D&D campaign about this.
Gotta say, I was drinking some coke and the "Meghan closes a car door" one got me. I almost spit. That one was pretty funny 😂😂
"Playing video games is childish"
Me who makes videos of stuffed animals: ._.
Lol
Also, Gamer Grandma exists.
Ight Imma check you out
GTA, Yandere Simulator, Mortal Kombat, etc.: Am I a joke to you?
@@dansvideosofawesome515 Well, In my opinion, I think Yandere simulator is a joke. because of the development, There are so many problems with Yanderedev and his game.
“It’s sexist and borderline racist”
Me, a thicc Male: *press x to doubt*
Deacon I guess i'm a thicc nbi
X
Deacon I guess X
I prefer being called thicc than fat...
Me too honestly oh wait im a woman apparently im thicc no matter what apparently 🤷♀️
Goofy was first introduced as a side character with the name "Dippy Dawg" he has always been a dog, never a cow. That is just a false rumor.
Yea it’s literally first paragraph on the wiki that he’s a dog.
@Darrell Williams more like interspecial? Cows and dogs are completely different species, not races.
Not saying your wrong, but I looked it up once because I was curious and it said he was a cow
@Darrell Williams okay
in my country the cow is in a relationship with a horse
“This only happens once in history”
10 hours, 10 minutes, 10 seconds, and 1010 years later you can do this once again.
But there aren't 30 hours in a day...
Not yet anyway.
It won't be the same. Except we use something like the Islamic calendar or they introduce a completely new calendar. Maybe not based on a fictional figure's live dates. And what are the chances for that to happen...
And for everyone else who missed the obvious (my personal facepalm...):
Of course 20:20:20 2020 happened every single day in 2020 in every single time zone in the world.
2020 was a leap year. So there where 366 days in 2020. And there are currently 38 different time zones worldwide. So this "once in history" event happened 13,908 times already.
who the hell thinks goofy is a cow? his old name was Dippy Dawg for Christ's sake
it's been confirmed, he is in fact a cow 😔
@@ScarV_13 He looks nothing like a cow, what a lie.
@@ScarV_13 confirmed by WHAT?
@TheCluelessBell they are trolling, this giantbomb1.cbsistatic.com/uploads/original/16/164924/2344152-dippy_dawg_1932.gif isn't a cow
@@ScarV_13 That's completely false. Goofy is a dog, not a cow. No reputable source has "confirmed" that he's a cow. www.snopes.com/fact-check/goofy-cow-or-dog/
That one about Adam and Eve should be in r/SuddenlyGay.
Also, wow. Someone remembers that Delgo exists.
Lots of people do now thanks to Saberspark.
Girl: **Tries to eat octopus**
Octopus: *ⁿ⁰*
This is so fuckin underrated lmfao
ⁿ⁰
@@octoberon Thats actually better bro ima edit it
In Soviet Russia, Octopus eats you!
How u make text small
The person who asked why somebody lived in Scotland reminded me of this moment that happened a year ago:
Friend 1: "so I ended up tripping on the water" (I don't remember what he said before but the context was he was at a pool and he tripped)
Friend 2: "Why was there water?"
Friend 1: "Because I was at a pool"
Friend 2: "But why was there water at the pool?"
Me, Friend 1, and Friend 3: *looking at Friend 2 confusingly*
“Why is there a 0 birthday candle?”
*Cries in 20 years old*
Edit: nope, no thanks for likes.
@Xiao Xiao wut ??
*cries in 10, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 90, 100 and so on years old*
@Xiao Xiao omg yaas queen ykno bruv been😳💅omg yos 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@Xiao Xiao i -
*what*
Xiao Xiao w-what?
I love how Robin skips some posts cause they're just terrible to read.
How do 200+ people like this and not even one... ONE.... ☝️, leave any sort of comment🤷♂️
CannaBuddy420 no comment
"What if Zelda was a girl?"
Me: **Hopeless screaming**
No, no. Hes hot a point
My brain decided to read the title as "Testicular Revenge"
Man nice brain
Now THAT would be an interesting article!
Ya beat me to it
Thats 🐓 and 🏀 torture....
@@Soul-OnFire C H I C K E N & B A S K E T B A L L
4:19 actually without enough oxygen in the water, fish can infact drown
Obsessed With Bunnies without oxygen there is no water
Water is made out of H2O which is short for dihyrogen monoxide and if you take out the oxygen all you have is H2 which is not a fluid but rather a gas
The more you now
That’s called suffocating not drowning
@@reigndrops4090 fish don't break apart h2o to breath. they use o2 molecules which are dissolved in the water. so yeah, you /can/ have water without oxygen. it's fairly common actually. ever been in an old house or cave where it stinks with that very distinctive "old moist stuff" smell? that is actually water without o2, commonly referred to as "dead water"
profwaldone than what is it made of?
Girl: tries to eat a live octopus
Octopus: attacks
Girl: hOw rUdE!!!
The octopus was actually just making a racist remark as revenge by slanting her eyes.
Revenge of the Hentai
@@jesuschrist7186 hahhaaha i knew this comment would happen
@@marc4010 i was expecting people to comment that but i didnt expect jesus christ to comment it
@@abslzero lmao
The goofy one relates so much to an argument I had in biology. We were so into whether goofy was a cow or a dog for like 15-20 minutes
The thing that makes it funnier is that he spends like a second giving a reaction then goes right to the next one.
I fail to see the humor in that. It is annoying as all get out for me.
@@jacklow9611 The fuck kinda grammar is that? Yoda? Cookie Monster? Golem? Dobby?
Dee Wheatland called proper english
@@dotdot2319 Well I'm English and have clue what "It is annoying as all get out for me." Means. Please explain to me so I can have a better understanding of my own language. Thank you.
Dee Wheatland "all get out" is a phrase that some people use. It's essentially like saying "it is annoying as all heck for me"
"I live in Scotland."
"Why?"
Me: Maybe he wants to be neighbors with the Loch Ness Monster.
Action Jackson doesn’t even exist aha
nah...it's the deep fried mars bar
@@matthewmchale2363 Did you not get the joke
Is Scotland even real? Tbh I don't think it is.
The All Powerful Gourd yeh I did aha
6:15 believe it or not, this is how some Paleontologist tell the difference between which is a rock and which is a fossil. If its smooth, its a rock. But if it sticks to your tongue, its a fossil
naughty rocks get licked
reoreoreoreoreoreo
@@RavensReverie is that a JOJOKE?
Also it's time to calm the hell down with your licks Kakyoin...
Yim yum
*_Cronch_*
9:54 if only "you matter. Don't worry." had a comma instead of a period after matter, then it'd be telling worry that it doesn't matter. "You don't matter, worry."
Goofy is a dog
Its confirmed in the "goofy success story "
When he signed the contract his original name was Dippy dog
*farts in the chat*😏😏😏😏
ah yes and snoop dogg is a canine.
bring me sufficient evidence to support you claim or stop spreading your propaganda
@@gewuerzwanze5627 I cant tell if you are serious or no please tell me you arent 😂😭
@@idespisethisapp thats the point.
17:47 I saw Optimus' video on her (this was before the octopus attacked her) where she didn't just eat then alive she cooked them alive! So she freaking deserves that I hope she learns her lesson.
a lot of animals are cooked alive, surely eating it alive was a terrible idea it can even get you sick but, a lot of animals are cooked alive.
@@TebowTime well still
Some Korean guy died a few years ago eating an octopus alive because it suctioned to the inside of his throat and he suffocated
Oh noooo, it’s not like we’re meant to eat animals or anything like thaaaat
*Sarcasm*
@@michael-angelothe69th18 no I'm not saying that I'm saying you kill them quick and then eat them
If you want two controllers 5 dogs die
2+2=5
Yeah semms abou ... wait a minute
Schattenwolf my thoughts exactly
Yup
Not to mention Microsoft didn't make Gamecube, and the controller isn't even Gamecube, nor is it made by Microsoft.
@@DarkLord-7
Person: Microsoft Microsoft MICROSOFT!
The controller: big Sony logo
@EpicMango321 2+2+2=7 because 2+2=5 add a 2 =7
To answer the question of NASA or the Bible through a quote from The Road to El Dorado:
"Both-"
"Both-"
*"Both."*
"Both is good."
Thumbnail: exists
Me: _ssoyoung criticism flashbacks_
I'm felt that
@@Suicide_is_cute I'm felted that too
@@kissxeiii I'm felt that three
@@Suicide_is_cute I're feel that too
oh god o.O
Girl: tries to eat octopus*
Korosensei: Nfrufrufrufrufru!!!
Liffia Yes!!! I love koro sensei!!!
LMAO
And that students, is how you save your homie
@@Nani-xc5py Well, if he wasn't trying to destroy the world, maybe...
*YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL*
"what if Zelda was a girl?"
procees to print Female ver Link
LMAO
Ah genderbending, powerful and amazing art
Rule 63 has UNLIMITED POWER!
@@yourmum7767 Wtf is rule 63
@@yeggplante "There will be a genderbent version."
Goofy was actually introduced as the side character "Dippy Dawg," so he *is* a dog. Just that some folks took a joke article seriously
Person: How do you spell orange?
*Automatic facepalm*
Seriously i need to know
Tanqr pfp
@@lettucelettucelettuce you are using a rblx pfp tho
Dumbass it's Orangutan
Baqir Karim I know...?
Karen: *iF YoU PLAy VIDeO gamES yOUr a loSt cauSe*
Me: Well I know someone who is 35, loves video games and nerf guns, and is and Engaged Father of 1.
I just realized being a professional gamer makes you more successful than regular jobs.
True and you can gain a decent amount of money
@EmperorJuliusCaesar you belong in my gulag
EmperorJuliusCaesar get in Joseph Stalin’s gulag
body pillows don't count
EmKay:”I’ve been a lost cause since I was 8”
Basically everyone watching this video:” I can relate”
2:54
As a full Scot this is absolutely hilarious. The way they asked why it was 10 and why they were in Scotland.
For anyone who didn't understand the octopus one, it's a blue-ringed octopus.
It's poisonous
venomous, its poisonous if it kills by you if you eat it, like the blue darted tree frog.
OCTODAD: THE SECOND FISHMENDMENT
Thanks, was looking for this
Karma.
Thx
“Spread Anarchy!”
“Don’t tell me what to do!”
Taken straight from a non-canon Dream SMP stream.
also I don’t religiously watch them so please don’t yell at me
I chuckled
twitch plays pokemon be like:
Techno and Phil, change my mind
@@tonedeafbard7021 I won’t you can enjoy him as long as you’re not toxic
That also applies to every fandom btw
Person: (texts other person) how do you spell orange?
Other person: congratulations, you just spelt it
13:33
This subreddit fried my brain so much that at first I thought they were talking about an actual cake and I was like "Well that's an interesting name for a piece of cake... how tf did they come up with that? Do they cut it in a certain ang-- OH. HA. TEMPERATURE."
13:05 Actually: Isaiah 40 22 says: He sits enthroned on the roundness of the Earth.
Checkmate.
Edit: In other translations it is circle, but the word used on that verse still means circular object, circular surface, thins like that.
13:04 I keep on seeing this post but barely anyone clarifies that he didn’t actually say that. He said I’m the king of the world
Yeah, plus the post is just wrong, the titanic is no where near the lowest point on the surface of the world. The titanic wreck is only about 4,000 meters below sea level whereas the Mariana trench is around 11,000 meters deep.
Plus even if it WAS "I'm on top of the world", it's just a sentence he energetically shouted to express his immense happiness.
@@janemastromonico712 you're overthinking it.
Nobody's talking about the resting place of the wreck at the bottom of the sea. When he said those words the boat was on the surface of the sea. Which is the usual lowest point of land, barring some exceptions:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_places_on_land_with_elevations_below_sea_level
The joke is that even if he said top of the world (he said king, but whatever) he meant it figuratively (as in class/power/happiness/joy) not literally as in height (like if he was at Everest).
@@janemastromonico712 thh were talking about sea level not the bottom of the sea...
Yea, people getting it mixed up with "On the Waterfront", an older movie.
At 16:08 are we not gonna talk about how the poster says Microsoft made GameCube controllers.
Yeah, like Windows made it, wtf
The picture is also a ps3 controller.
The reason no one is talking about it is becuase people are speechless on about how stupid it is
It takes too thumbsticks
5 dogs
Microsoft
Well.... people are dumb...
For one, Microsoft didn’t make PS3 controllers nor did they own Sony.
Two, dog noses feel completely different from the joysticks cause it’s made of rubber
Three, how dumb does someone have to be to think of this? They are the true downfall of humanity
0:34 isn't a facepalm, it's genius that could never be rivaled by anyone else
14:36 - Honestly, I've heard people describe men/ themselves as "thicc" more than women or "womyn" as the wrote. 😂
Dani
@@somebodyonce6063 I almost choked-
@@somebodyonce6063 But dani thicc tho but it still hate her
@@somebodyonce6063 true boner
Milk gang
15:37
I live in Australia and pretty sure blue ring octopuses are in the top 10 most deadly creatures in the ocean
as a bonus there is no anti-venom! THe bites are painless and you don't fell them until your lungs stop working!
The
@@HypercopeEmia false there is actually an antivenom it is just really hard to administer in time because it paralyzes ur heart in about 3 minutes
@@merricplatt9500 Thanks for correcting me
Presion Meow im guessing the remaining 8 are some sorta spider?
3:46
The national interest: I'm fighting on both sides so I can come out on top
If I bet on every horse in the race there's no way I can lose!
I'm losing my brain cells every second of this video
Goofy is a dog however his girlfriend is a cow (no offense to him she literally is)
isnt goofy a cow? why would a cow be interested in a dog?
Win soN why would a mouse speak, and ducks swim in gold. Because its fantasy
@@TobyTheThird but even the mouse likes the mouse, and the duck likes the duck. Why would a cow like a dog?
@@dannygallagher0142 everyone knows that, dude..
Actually, Clarabelle Cows boyfriend is Horace Horsecollar, not Goofy.
0:22 This masterpiece should be put up in a museum.
No y
No you belo
No YOU belong in a Museum 😳😳😳
EmKay r/ihaveastroke
EmKay
Bruh are you ok??
I’m the only one who’s thinking
“Man this sounds like the robin who hangs out with breezy”
And found out it is
I won’t ruin the 69 likes
4:20 I can assume that he kept his goldfish in a small bowl like in cartoons but really goldfish can't live inside small bowls for long anyways goldfish needs at least 20 gallons and other things for it to live a healthy happy life do research if you thinking of getting a pet don't get those small fish tanks
2019: OK BOOMER
2020: OK KAREN
2019: OK KAREN
2020: OK BOOMER
2019: OK OK
2020: BOOMER KAREN
2019: OK BOOMER
2020: OK KAREN
2021: OK KAREN BOOMER
@@sillaybilly 2022: OK KAREN BOOMER SIMP
2021: OK CORONA