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  • @Ssylphie
    @Ssylphie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2516

    AS A CERTIFIED NURSING ASSISTANT THAT HAS WORKED IN A NURSING HOME
    I CAN CONFIRM
    Old people really do play bingo. And it can get kind of competitive, but it’s usually pretty chill.

    • @god2593
      @god2593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      "If you say bingo Jeramy, I'll tell everyone about your bed wetting episode."

    • @patrlpilott
      @patrlpilott 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yes

    • @SAFCbtfc
      @SAFCbtfc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@god2593 I’m in stitches 💀

    • @ebanibernalarevalo7127
      @ebanibernalarevalo7127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Would love to see a figth on bingo

    • @derekderek7033
      @derekderek7033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Intensely chill

  • @xicemicesterx6431
    @xicemicesterx6431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    “I have a dishwasher, I cant relate”
    - robbin flexing

    • @Iexistwithoutmyconcent
      @Iexistwithoutmyconcent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He’s just talking about his girlfriend

    • @matthill1093
      @matthill1093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Iexistwithoutmyconcent r/cursedcomments

    • @long-nose-james6336
      @long-nose-james6336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Iexistwithoutmyconcent he's flexing his girlfriend

    • @Iexistwithoutmyconcent
      @Iexistwithoutmyconcent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@long-nose-james6336 ikr that’s just flexing that we need to stop

    • @ronaldjoypaullames4853
      @ronaldjoypaullames4853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Iexistwithoutmyconcent r/cursedcomments

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2279

    I never had to worry about driving lessons with my dad out here in the wilderness

    • @snakewithahat1588
      @snakewithahat1588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Bruh

    • @snakewithahat1588
      @snakewithahat1588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @BRB committing arson. Also, not clicking that, might be a rickroll

    • @minithegameguy4674
      @minithegameguy4674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@snakewithahat1588 I thought it was a scam tbh

    • @heatherscheffler3752
      @heatherscheffler3752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@snakewithahat1588 yeah it fake as fuck.

    • @Limepopsicle07
      @Limepopsicle07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Never had to worry about driving lessons with my dad cuz he’s out at the store... and he’s... been there... for three years..... .......

  • @mrs.squeak2918
    @mrs.squeak2918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    “Tiny rabbit is obsessed with giant girlfriend who’s 4 times his size”
    Resident evil 8 players: first time?

  • @yoursadnessisnoted.792
    @yoursadnessisnoted.792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    As an Australian, yes. Yes we lost a war against the emus. Veterans from WW1 (i think it was) were complaining about the emus ruining their crops so the armies like: eh wth we'll kill them all for the veterans.
    But sadly, since emus are basically tanks and run really fast, the bullets had little to no affect on them. So yes, even our f***ing birds are scary

    •  ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Australian birds didn't get the memo that they aren't dinosaurs anymore.

    • @CapCat92
      @CapCat92 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I keep thinking it was wwII veterans but i am bit Australian, nor do i live in Australia.

  • @lizillusion2318
    @lizillusion2318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    13:51 - "They wonder why we never wanna *come out* "
    Truer words have never been spoken.

  • @merrowbone
    @merrowbone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    Worked as a CNA at a nursing home, can confirm, the elderly go off in bingo

    • @DetectiveDorian
      @DetectiveDorian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Former housekeeper in a nursing home, and yes. According to a CNA, there was one bingo night that got so competitive that one of the residents got up out of his wheelchair to try and throw his thickened juice at another resident but missed and hit the bingo caller instead.

    • @sashimii8928
      @sashimii8928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Jimmy, if you say bingo one more time I'll give you one more reason why you have that cane."

    • @bleepblock2177
      @bleepblock2177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Someone gets a bingo
      Everyone: and this, is to go even further beyond AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @-r-3656
    @-r-3656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I like how he said the F word uncensored but then proceeded to censor "sh*t" immediately after.

    • @baby_mui14
      @baby_mui14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What time???

    • @YoshoDinoSide
      @YoshoDinoSide 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@baby_mui14 3:06

    • @baby_mui14
      @baby_mui14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@YoshoDinoSide Thanks

    • @theteardrop615
      @theteardrop615 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@YoshoDinoSide ​ No fucking way Also you gotta remember that s*it

    • @prod_by_slvg
      @prod_by_slvg 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah what the hell happened

  • @trick7024
    @trick7024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    "I would have to find a 8 foot girlfriend to make that joke"
    Theory confirmed.
    Robin is 2ft tall.

    • @thisisasupersayin376
      @thisisasupersayin376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Well, he is a bird. Are we surprised?

    • @gotsomham
      @gotsomham 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@thisisasupersayin376 that makes him a pretty tall bird

    • @CheddaCheeser
      @CheddaCheeser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      CRAP, i was gonna make that joke...

    • @_leaf-3525
      @_leaf-3525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@gotsomham according to a quick search, robins are generally about 14cm, which would make him almost twice the size of the average robin

    • @gotsomham
      @gotsomham 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@_leaf-3525 yay, my guess was right
      Wait wouldn’t that make him four times the size or am I stupid

  • @AzraelonEarth
    @AzraelonEarth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Robin's anger for the irresponsible louts of this pandemic is something I come back to Emkay for. Love it.

  • @thatsanriosoftboy
    @thatsanriosoftboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    I swear the rabbits at 6:00 are straight up me and my boyfriend, I'm literally twice his size plus 10 pounds. I genuinely don't get how he hasn't died from me sitting in his lap, and I feel like anything smexy is gonna probably kill him.

    • @slushierushie
      @slushierushie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Death by snusnu?

    • @Ahhellnah503
      @Ahhellnah503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      SlushieRushie death by snusnu is confirmed

  • @beeperscreepers4263
    @beeperscreepers4263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    7:13 fun fact: This pain is typically from stress and anxiety. I like to call it my "Bad Vibe Sensor"

  • @gunsandroses896
    @gunsandroses896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    Glad I was born in Australia. I just wish my skills didn't randomise into 56 intelligence, 1 stamina, 1 strength and 99 mental deficiency.

  • @historyfreek1926
    @historyfreek1926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    As an Australian I can tell you it's true we lost The Emu War, also known as the Great Emu War, was a nuisance wildlife management military operation undertaken in Australia over the later part of 1932 to address public concern over the number of emus said to be running amok in the Campion district of Western Australia. The unsuccessful attempts to curb the population of emus, a large flightless bird indigenous to Australia, employed soldiers armed with Lewis guns-leading the media to adopt the name "Emu War" when referring to the incident. While a number of the birds were killed, the emu population persisted and continued to cause crop destruction.

  • @nilnull5457
    @nilnull5457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    9:28 Full moon has negligible UV light. This is because the regolith (ie moon soil) really likes to absorb UV. The reflectance is less than or equal to about 5-15%(depending on the sample) in the UV region. Also, the moon, being way dimmer than the sun, means UV gets further decreased. So don't expect tanning in the moonlight.

  • @helloimreallyfuckingbored2762
    @helloimreallyfuckingbored2762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I haven’t had driving lessons yet.
    My dad says we’ll start when he gets more milk

  • @madisonlyons3991
    @madisonlyons3991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    You have a dishwasher that ACTUALLY cleans your dishes without needing to wash them by hand first? How much and where can I get one?

    • @corazar1415
      @corazar1415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well, from what I heard first you have to make a deal with Satan...

    • @MEDSZ13.08
      @MEDSZ13.08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just rinse it don’t wash it

    • @corazar1415
      @corazar1415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@MEDSZ13.08 what kind of monster are you. Underworld demon. Goblin cave giant bat. Let me know

    • @Manie230
      @Manie230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We have one that cost 400€ and it’s a very cheap one at that. Regular cleaning and everything gets cleaned easily.
      Are American dishwashers trash or what?

    • @SantiagoTPC
      @SantiagoTPC 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Manie230 hit or miss. Sometimes it cleans well. Sometimes the capsule doesnt work correctly

  • @fitraness123
    @fitraness123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    "I have a dishwasher. Can't relate."
    Me: *looks at the big ass pan my mom has that'll fit in the oven but not our dishwasher* wanna know what it's like

  • @BroKenPROgaMeR
    @BroKenPROgaMeR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    4 year old me: has a nightmare for the first time
    4 year old me: *goes back to sleep anyway*

    • @sarahwolfate
      @sarahwolfate 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cool

    • @lonelybrat9256
      @lonelybrat9256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My first ever nightmare was ridiculous.
      2 year old me walks to my parents whilst crying.
      Dad: oh what's wrong?
      Me: I had a nightmare
      Dad: what was it about?
      Me: I was sucking on a lollipop and when I took it out my mouth it was smaller!

    • @angrycrusader1147
      @angrycrusader1147 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lonelybrat9256 is that true cus if so oof

    • @waidi3242
      @waidi3242 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lonelybrat9256 my first nightmare ever was when i was just 3 years old, it was about the i was alone in bedroom, in my own baby bed, crying and wanting parents. Now looking back to it, it feels like it was my future mental health screaming to get help ..

    • @puretestoster1
      @puretestoster1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      the first nightmare i can remember was me getting into a car and it taking off without my mom. car go brr

  • @acanwithnobrand
    @acanwithnobrand 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    As a. Australian, I can confirm that we lost a war against Emus. One of them pecked my eyes out

    • @ASTRO_1234
      @ASTRO_1234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wait... HOW TF DID YOU TYPE THIS

    • @no-wn8hk
      @no-wn8hk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ASTRO_1234 j and f have lines on them

    • @swaggg6654
      @swaggg6654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @no wow I never knew

    • @the_singingavgeek3433
      @the_singingavgeek3433 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Emu war flashbacks

    • @smol176
      @smol176 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      there was never any peace treaty signed, I live in constant fear

  • @ChaoticPro_
    @ChaoticPro_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    "This is ya boi Robin, just drank some cowboy juice"
    Me: This is ya boi Chaotic, just drank some Russian juice.

    • @hebirattler
      @hebirattler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ah yes

    • @ChaoticPro_
      @ChaoticPro_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@hebirattler gotta love that russian juice, fam.

    • @ChaoticPro_
      @ChaoticPro_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @DuoTheDraconic No, it's purple.

    • @Quick_Fix
      @Quick_Fix 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is it just me, or am I having the wrong idea by "Cowboy juice"? 🤔

    • @mystery7037
      @mystery7037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ChaoticPro_ Russian juice is epiccc. I have spoken.

  • @АльфияИсламова-у5ц
    @АльфияИсламова-у5ц 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I have just something to say. Vampires are got killed by sun light but not moon light, because sun light is too bright for them to see (I think).

  • @HeavyTanker-vx4oq
    @HeavyTanker-vx4oq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Can not confirm, apparently both me, and my older sister basically picked up driving within like 5 minutes. My dad never freaked out with either of us.

    • @private6549
      @private6549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It isn't the hard as long as you get the basic controls down. You learn a lot about driving just by watching your parents drive.

    • @pianoman5259
      @pianoman5259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah, everyone was pretty calm while I was taking my drivers test, most of them were sleeping on the ground but they seemed chill

    • @HeavyTanker-vx4oq
      @HeavyTanker-vx4oq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A Random Somebody it's helps if yah got a good car that's built well and drives decently. SUVs are not a good car for a first car, a smaller sedan is what a person should start driving in.

    • @private6549
      @private6549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Isabelle-un6pv Yeah, a lot of the mistakes teenage drivers make is asshole parents screaming at them over every little micro-mistake. They are new, give them time and patience, they'll learn naturally from their mistakes. My cousin didn't drive till she was 21 because when she was learning when she was 16 her mother (my aunt) screamed at her for bumping the parking block when parking, so she just quit till she got older. Mind you, the car wasn't even damaged and even experienced drivers bump them sometimes.

    • @private6549
      @private6549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@HeavyTanker-vx4oq That's so true, especially in the US since most people buy full-sized trucks and mid-sized or larger SUVs. Crossovers may handle better than body-on-frame SUVs but they still offer poor rear visibility unless they got a backup camera and they got bulky handling because of the size, not the chassis. The best possible car to learn to drive is indeed compact or mid-sized sedans. Mid-sized sedans offer the best ratio of handling, visibility, practicality and safety.

  • @mikemanu8176
    @mikemanu8176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Obviously the "small essay" meme went over your head. In Mexican slang, an ese means a home. So the boy was dressed as a smell ese which sounds like essay.

  • @Cosmic-Queen
    @Cosmic-Queen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    "I grew up mormon"
    Slowly has flashbacks from when I grew up mormon as well and the bishop full on was asking why I wasn't giving 10% of my weekly allowance

    • @meowdasia
      @meowdasia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      me also mormon

    • @robbykoopman5559
      @robbykoopman5559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That sound awful I didn’t know that!

    • @VioletMaeve
      @VioletMaeve 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ah the dangers of most church. "If you are greedy, you are going to hell. Also please considering donating more than 5 dollars to the church. It helps us out."

    • @Cosmic-Queen
      @Cosmic-Queen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@robbykoopman5559 Yea, they believe that you should give 10% of any money you made for that week. If you pay bills before that and don't have the money? "why didn't you pay your tithe before your bills?" That was one of the last conversations I had with the church before I left.

    • @JesusChrist-sm4bm
      @JesusChrist-sm4bm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      God Dam. Expect the whole asking part.
      My fauther letterly was like "Yhea bible days women can't handle money" and my allowance was my church ties. But I was never allowed to touch jt

  • @shototodoroki826
    @shototodoroki826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The "Did you know one banana weighs less than 15 washing machines?" got me good.

  • @awesomestyles
    @awesomestyles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine.
    Day 231 of asking for these subreddits:
    Robin:
    -r/sbubby
    -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
    Jack:
    -r/ComedyCemetery
    -r/garfieldminusgarfield
    -r/BreadStapledToTrees
    Lexi:
    -r/notlikeothergirls
    -r/forbiddensnacks
    -r/Chadtopia
    -r/ofcoursethatsathing
    Anyone:
    -r/HumansBeingBros
    -r/Wellthatsucks
    And finally:
    -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
    Thanks! :D

  • @ryokokereukhuran
    @ryokokereukhuran 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As someone who has an actual southern accent, imma be real honest here
    Robin's fake accent is hilariously awful and absolutely made my day

  • @MrMonkeykiller1996
    @MrMonkeykiller1996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Bikes are loud for safety reasons (of course there's assholes that make theirs overly loud) bikes can be hard to spot at times but you're more aware to look for them if you can hear one.

  • @KawaiiKing64
    @KawaiiKing64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    10:42 "Can I get another rimshot, Editor?"
    Editor: Sir, don't you think you've had too much tonight?

  • @TheEngieTF2
    @TheEngieTF2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    My dad when I turned on the car light:
    *We're all gonna die!*

  • @salem4758
    @salem4758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    About the prawn vs shrimp thing, the only real difference seems to be their anatomy. Taste-wise, they’re very similar.

  • @quibydraws4049
    @quibydraws4049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    6:08 when Me_irl starts being wholesome af

  • @agentcalifornia3587
    @agentcalifornia3587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    10:57 well… about that…

  • @pennylover1999
    @pennylover1999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    As an Australian, I can confirm we did have a war against emus, and we did lose.

  • @brodywilson5559
    @brodywilson5559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    ... I'm Australian and.. it's not feeling great knowing we have a history of losing to birds. They took like 5 bullets and still ran away it took a lot to take them down.

  • @blemmchan
    @blemmchan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Oh yes. We lost a war to Emus. Like, the army was actually part of it and everything.

  • @byrondobbie763
    @byrondobbie763 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Emus have small organs so they can take bullets like a champ, more athletic than anyone who has seen this video and even learned to run away at the sound of military vehicles.
    The war was brutal

  • @crayola_colorzz
    @crayola_colorzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The sounds he made for the printer were actually pronounced really well but we dont talk about that

  • @flipflopexe
    @flipflopexe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "why dont you keep up a little bit internet explorer" i am dead

  • @Ashtheenby135
    @Ashtheenby135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Robin: "I grew up Mormon-"
    Me who is growing up in the same religion: "Sorry, They decided that they should now only be called by their full prober name now"
    They do be really discriminatory tho-

  • @JellybeanInc
    @JellybeanInc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In my house we don't ignore laundry. We stare at it in disdain every day, then listen to Emkay while we fold three baskets full.

  • @ThePrinceofkindfulness
    @ThePrinceofkindfulness 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Technically we did lose a fight to emus- I’d like to see you fight a fricking emu

  • @badatthings5793
    @badatthings5793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:15
    I used to have a stuffed animal that you could put stuff in and when I was about 10 I woke up in the middle of the night, saw it, and screamed because I thought it was a mound of human flesh. My parents didn't hear me scream and now I feel very safe

  • @MiniMia48
    @MiniMia48 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    7:14
    I thought I was the only one that got random pains on the side of my stomach, I feel normal for once now.

  • @yourfellowpancake6335
    @yourfellowpancake6335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Welcome to EmKay where you can’t stop watching it no matter what

  • @AaronCross760
    @AaronCross760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:59 it is a fact that australia started to use the military to kill off emu populations but even after killing a ton of them it was only like 10% of their population, then some guy invented a fence that works on them.

  • @tumbletv_
    @tumbletv_ ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Motorcyclist here! Our bikes are loud so that even if people driving cars cant see us, they sure can hear us! Its part of safety since were much smaller and more commonly hit, but also kinda cool sounding. However, i also hate people that ride around at three in the morning revving their engines like its some kind of race

  • @alkahoth-lunalimadasilva7986
    @alkahoth-lunalimadasilva7986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how Robin is just full of everyone's crap

  • @EchoGames_YT
    @EchoGames_YT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    12:23 A shat 😂
    A shitten 🤣

  • @Kwebbel05
    @Kwebbel05 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:45 I was never able to stop Karen, neither was the manager

  • @andeturner6498
    @andeturner6498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    So im still slowly bingeing these when i have a moment and well im glad i came back! laughed way to hard (might have cried a little) and related to far to much.

  • @valerietaft9831
    @valerietaft9831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    7:45 that card is a Blue-Eyes White Dragon, this is useless info but that's my whole character.

  • @officialrhythmicthoughts
    @officialrhythmicthoughts 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:07 always love when the censors forget something

  • @mr.scarlo2234
    @mr.scarlo2234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Day 307 of asking for "Hi, my name's Jack. I'm asking for some feedback."

    • @MattBonk991
      @MattBonk991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @BRB committing arson. Hi jackoff, im Dad

    • @elektrizon
      @elektrizon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MattBonk991 Hi Dad! I’m Brother!

    • @elektrizon
      @elektrizon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Finn-pc7xr Hi Step-Brother! I’m Mother!

    • @Moetron_V2
      @Moetron_V2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @BRB committing arson. huh ._.

    • @anon-unofficial
      @anon-unofficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@elektrizon
      Hi Mother! I'm Sister!

  • @rhager842
    @rhager842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Robin: Says the F word and it doesn't get censored.
    Also Robin: Says the S word and gets censored,
    Thank you, EmKay editor.

  • @alliemtf9441
    @alliemtf9441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Just drank some cowboy juice”
    *ram ranch starts playing*
    God why does my brain work like this

  • @thatoneguy7159
    @thatoneguy7159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As an Aussie I can confirm we have lost to emus in a war

  • @Vicioussnakeboy
    @Vicioussnakeboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Teacher: partner up with someone
    Me: *looks at the dude behind me but realises hes an asshole so i have to partner up with the girl next to me*

    • @meowdasia
      @meowdasia 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@demroyallers every girl next to me looks at someone else and me and the class thot r the only one left and I get an a++ for nothing

  • @marvinvalencia6049
    @marvinvalencia6049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    dont need to worry about driving with my dad when hes decomposing at the bottom of some lake

  • @c_zero-zu7vg
    @c_zero-zu7vg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The dude in the first 11 seconds looks like me when I see myself in the mirror after trying on the outfit I hypothesised would look good the night before

  • @PeterCaptainObvious
    @PeterCaptainObvious 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    9:36, this is why I just simply say "morning"

  • @teleporter777
    @teleporter777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Robin: Especially the star ones.
    Me: thinking* did he mean star wars, or infinity war??
    Me: needs the asylum now because his sentence fried my brain and made me a handstand addict*

  • @nomesobrenome7010
    @nomesobrenome7010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:05
    I thout he was gona talk about that 2 girls 1 cup thing, i think no one escaped that one

  • @Ij-jan
    @Ij-jan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I’m old 66, and I watch your videos. And no, not every old person plays bingo.

    • @cometcal7387
      @cometcal7387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm disappointed in your sanity now that i saw that you subscribed to Guava Juice.
      Edit: CWC, Project Zorgo, Vy Qwaint, Grace Sharer and Daniel Gizmo too.

    • @Ij-jan
      @Ij-jan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cometcal7387 my grandson uses my iPad on weekends when he visits. Ha ha

    • @cometcal7387
      @cometcal7387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Ij-jan Ah, understandable. I'm still dissatisfied on your grandson's interests though xD

    • @janicesmall2933
      @janicesmall2933 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im 72, and subscribed to your channel. F* bingo!

  • @Magnymbus
    @Magnymbus 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    No wonder he's so angry... He was raised mormon... I feel ya bro.

  • @bigpineapplestudios7447
    @bigpineapplestudios7447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:38 THIS LITERALLY HAPPENS TO ME EVERY NIGHT

  • @susiedeltarunedistinguished
    @susiedeltarunedistinguished 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:26 I can’t describe it, but that “F*CKED” sounds so damn good

  • @ZangTheKitsune
    @ZangTheKitsune 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    My mom: keep saying I was slacking because I don't want to learn how to drive.
    Also my mom: Slow down you're gonna scratch my car (even though I'm a several inches away).
    Also my mom: let's try again later (never tries ever again).

  • @airgod231
    @airgod231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:05, nope no, we definitely didn’t lose a war against emus, there is no gun to my head, no one is being coerced, do not question

  • @demonictogaaftoncipherstar4271
    @demonictogaaftoncipherstar4271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I have to admit, this is me most of the time

  • @doggo-sama2600
    @doggo-sama2600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10:11 is the most relatable thing ever

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Australia wasn't the only one to go to war against animals. China did it too...against sparrows. AND they technically won
    Sparrows were listed by Mao as one of the Four Pests, because they ate grain seed and fruit, they hurt agriculture (and were called "public animals of capitalism"). So they were listed to be eliminated. And while they DID eliminate millions of sparrows (though there's no actual official estimate, we can only assume), millions of humans died as a result. Because the lack of sparrows interfered with the balance of the ecosystem. Because there were no sparrows, the amount of locusts ballooned, swarming the country, to add on to the problems already caused by the Great Leap Forward, on top of deforestation and misuse of pesticides/poisons. China ended up importing thousands of sparrows from the Soviets to replenish the population.
    In other words, because of its effects on humans without their presence...the sparrows won against humans too, not just emus. The US also had a war against sparrows in the 1870s...which resulted in a sparrow victory as well.

    • @Safetydoggo-qg7iq
      @Safetydoggo-qg7iq 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now where did you learn all of this Mr. Korean leader man?

  • @-RickySpanish-
    @-RickySpanish- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:37 Ned's declassified school survival guide

  • @youravggamer
    @youravggamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    10:51 aged like milk lol

    • @juliansandler4569
      @juliansandler4569 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was looking for this comment haha

    • @Din0Pyr0
      @Din0Pyr0 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@juliansandler4569 same

  • @CreepersNeedHugs
    @CreepersNeedHugs ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:20 loving with Zach and Mike probably doesn’t help either, does it?

  • @duckduckdraw9629
    @duckduckdraw9629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    10:50 well.... this aged poorly

  • @kurapikakurta1997
    @kurapikakurta1997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The prayers have been answered. Yes, us Australians did go to war with walking birds, and multiple smaller ones.

  • @ygguN.
    @ygguN. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Clicked it faster than the Chinese rocket

  • @Moonkoolaid2
    @Moonkoolaid2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Are you telling me that you don't wash them before putting them through the dishwasher??? How can you trust them to actually be fully clean.

  • @justsomerandombirdwithinte5896
    @justsomerandombirdwithinte5896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The emus are much more powerful than the combined might of the German and italian afrika korps, Because the aussies held out at tobruk against them.

  • @punprincess3214
    @punprincess3214 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    THE DRIVING WITH DAD ONE IS ACCURATE!

  • @dustinlocke7693
    @dustinlocke7693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    as a yugioh player,
    i am greatly miffed that Robbin forgot the name of one of the most iconic dragons,

  • @guts60
    @guts60 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:01 Actually, Sparrows won a war against the Chinese

  • @indofan1708
    @indofan1708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:47
    Lol, I remember when I was Mormon 😂😂😂

  • @countryboii4107
    @countryboii4107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Robin I liked that accent at the beginning
    Also this was the first time I've heard Robin swear awesome!

  • @Evanster1212
    @Evanster1212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:14 it’s the guy from villager animation

  • @leemangels514
    @leemangels514 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:29 that is very true like I sneezed 2 times far apart from each sneeze and like 3 people just looked at me

  • @ZelXVI
    @ZelXVI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Robin: They all get United States anyway
    Me in the Philippines: Guess I'm American

    • @alchemysaga3745
      @alchemysaga3745 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Think he meant the ones that begged to *not* get the USA.

  • @NumbersToThePowerOf2
    @NumbersToThePowerOf2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Robin has clearly never worked in a nursing home, on a cruise, or assisted living. Bingo is everything with seniors there.
    Ps my phone hero’s wanting me to call it assisted loving lol

  • @hcode9234
    @hcode9234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    7:43 The dream I had today was earth was basically destroyed by climate change and there was 73 years left before we all died, and we had to get on ship to leave the planet and I was almost able to get on it but it was full started leave. I just stayed home and watched youtube.

  • @pizzalover9932
    @pizzalover9932 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:20 yes old people do actually play bingo, I volunteered at an elderly home like a year ago helping run a bingo night and they loved it

  • @autumnerez
    @autumnerez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    wait he said he’d need like an 8ft girlfriend.. theory he’s 2 ft tall

  • @real_bullseye
    @real_bullseye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fun fact, when I sit I can be mistaken for a shrimp

  • @WildTrapper
    @WildTrapper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:07 THAT CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD. Like, I'm so used to the editor censoring the swears and hearing Robin just drop an f-bomb UNCENSORED hit like a truck. Just... I did not expect that.

  • @Mac..266
    @Mac..266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Weirdly my dad was actually really chill the first time I drove

  • @americancountryball2077
    @americancountryball2077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    How do you loose a war to an oversized chicken?

  • @sincerecinnamon
    @sincerecinnamon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I teared up when he said he didnt like talking about himself because he hated himself because I had been relating to that for a while and only just got a bit of that impact
    As soon as I dry my tears the video makes me tear up again lol

  • @nuka-cetylene323
    @nuka-cetylene323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "I just drank some cowboy juice."
    I thought it was Joe Swanson juice.

  • @leftyduck5133
    @leftyduck5133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10:00 me but forgetting i have two trucks on my playlist