Game Theory: How Deadly is Super Mario's Bullet Bill?

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  • @hekkensnatser
    @hekkensnatser 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5613

    How does a bullet bill even fly with such immensely slow speeds?

    • @whitepaws60
      @whitepaws60 8 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      REASONS

    • @thejamman4070
      @thejamman4070 8 ปีที่แล้ว +338

      Anti gravity technology.

    • @silverstones2797
      @silverstones2797 8 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      video game logic

    • @The_Arisen
      @The_Arisen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      well, I don't know how familiar you are with troll science, but you can clearly see that the gold banzai is spiralling. the side that rotates towards the earth is subject to the greatest gravitational pull. it uses gravity to increase it's rotational speed, and slingshot that force upward when it it rotates approximately 180 degrees. the slingshot effect provides just enough speed to counter gravity, thus allowing the Golden banzai to maintain it's altitude. (this a joke commented for comedic purposes. please don't take it seriously and/or be a d**k)

    • @jakelehn6679
      @jakelehn6679 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      David Rose lol because that's how baby's are made

  • @CreepsMcPasta
    @CreepsMcPasta 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1732

    I vote we start calling bullet bills 'Leisurely Meandering Williams'

    • @AriyanK0091
      @AriyanK0091 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      agreed

    • @danielgiraldo8700
      @danielgiraldo8700 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ary Kumar definately

    • @CerebralSupport
      @CerebralSupport 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well then its decided

    • @snakeglade
      @snakeglade 10 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      hurry! watch out! there's a leisurely meandering william behind you!

    • @patrickmcalevey9799
      @patrickmcalevey9799 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      500rainbows But you know, take your time or whatever, no rush

  • @sandsunderthetable.6625
    @sandsunderthetable.6625 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

    This was the first Matpat video I ever watched all the way back when it was new I’m happy he gets to be with his family but I’ll miss him

    • @papangack
      @papangack 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yeah we will miss MatPat so much, I’ve seen thumbnails and some videos on his channel 😢😭

    • @noahmaldonado5461
      @noahmaldonado5461 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Same

    • @user-kk9jm1yl6n
      @user-kk9jm1yl6n 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Jaiwsiis

  • @bluefiremarkii
    @bluefiremarkii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1438

    What about the Mario kart bullet bill? It actually moves fast for once~

    • @skotiaH2O
      @skotiaH2O 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      And yet it doesn't kill the racers

    • @hokton8555
      @hokton8555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      it's like a blue shell

    • @sus5206
      @sus5206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ya

    • @sunniiswcct6610
      @sunniiswcct6610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah, it's my favourite!

    • @thekiwirebellion8383
      @thekiwirebellion8383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I do NOT like that squiggly line.

  • @alexstuart4495
    @alexstuart4495 7 ปีที่แล้ว +920

    can... can you teach my science class?

  • @maggiem7060
    @maggiem7060 6 ปีที่แล้ว +751

    Mat is the only person who uses math they teach you in school

    • @sciencenerd9680
      @sciencenerd9680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well no. We use math everyday in our live
      For example: counting your money, measuring the day left
      before weekend, architects use math everyday,enginer use math everyday.
      The point is we use math and science everyday

    • @ElysetheEevee
      @ElysetheEevee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@sciencenerd9680 He's saying the basic geometry, algebra, etc. that they teach you in school, not just everyday math.
      Engineers and Architects are more math-oriented careers as well, so you're kind of making a very one-sided point. In addition, those careers take a good chunk of time to get the education for, BECAUSE there is so much that goes into it.
      Other jobs and careers use less math, such as some call centers, cashiers rarely have to use math anymore due to technology, etc.
      If you want to make a point, please make sure it is in keeping with what is described to you by the initial poster, as well as presenting as level and fair an example list as possible.

    • @sciencenerd9680
      @sciencenerd9680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ElysetheEevee you're saying that we don't use math everyday because of technology. But in my country(indonesia) we rarely have technology,so in any job, even an office boy have to use math. and about agebra and statistic , we (in indonesia) use them to keep track of our finances, so overall matpat is not the only one who use math everyday.

    • @R0Z3G0L6
      @R0Z3G0L6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sciencenerd9680 oww....you both hurt my head.

    • @robbycooper6787
      @robbycooper6787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      now he uses meth and a board of executive producers

  • @noahd5545
    @noahd5545 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    who else is revisiting some of their favorite theories now that matpat had announced he’s retiring

    • @realjordantrs
      @realjordantrs 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Me. This and the Is Link Dead theory are two of my favorites

    • @aphsychopath7690
      @aphsychopath7690 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Your mom

  • @LyviannaXIV
    @LyviannaXIV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    5 Years ago, Matpat acting already was more convincing than any of the latest movies

  • @michaelschaefer-pham964
    @michaelschaefer-pham964 8 ปีที่แล้ว +767

    it dosent matter if bullet bill would kill you in real life. in mario you can die by walking into a turtle

    • @everygameguy
      @everygameguy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Mario. He grows big by touching mushrooms, and he dies by touching mushrooms. Jeez Nintendo, decide if mushrooms are good or bad already

    • @asgth6147
      @asgth6147 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +EveryGameGuy/Akumation chestnuts*

    • @everygameguy
      @everygameguy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      asgth th I was talking about Goombas. Chestnuts are the ones in Super Mario World

    • @asgth6147
      @asgth6147 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      EveryGameGuy/Akumation scuse me but it is hard to remember the difference between goombas and galoombas

    • @carljones4179
      @carljones4179 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes

  • @thejackman9000
    @thejackman9000 9 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    He said at the beginning that we wouldn't be seeing Pewdiepie for the rest of the episode. Do me a favor and go to about 9:49 and look in the top right.

  • @pixelparasite829
    @pixelparasite829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "Oh physics, you SO dirty!"
    ~MatPat 2014

  • @ryguy8924
    @ryguy8924 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Who else going back to the game theory videos they grew up with cause MatPat said he’s retiring

  • @lordbowser8662
    @lordbowser8662 5 ปีที่แล้ว +865

    WHAT?! I WASTED ALL THAT MONEY FITTING USELESS BULLET BLASTERS INTO MY LEVELS?!

    • @IceCreamPalor
      @IceCreamPalor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Lord Bowser it’s ok it’s ok

    • @ruditheraven
      @ruditheraven 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      invest in bob ombs they are deadly af

    • @user-ud1qf4qn5o
      @user-ud1qf4qn5o 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Wait the mushroom kingdom has its own currency? Cool. But who do you have for your insurance? I mean, falling into lava for like, *20 years* you’ll need a bunch of medical coverage. I’m thinking something like “yoshco”
      (Like geico, but with yoshi, so its infinitely better)

    • @roaringthunder115
      @roaringthunder115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lord Bowser Hey, you’re still an amazing King and you have lots of money! How about putting Dry bones and hard enemies in world one?

    • @yahooplex6286
      @yahooplex6286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You wasted so much that you had to use huge pencils as obstacles in super mario world

  • @daisyp9582
    @daisyp9582 7 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    There are not enough comments expressing appreciation for Bullet Bill's many nicknames bestowed upon by MatPat

    • @iarexayne
      @iarexayne 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think he went a bit overboard with how many he gave

    • @iarexayne
      @iarexayne 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And by that I mean, my friends and I made a drinking game of it and after Projectile Pete, two of them were done

    • @tymki
      @tymki 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They are indeed glorious...

    • @C4_Anon
      @C4_Anon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's because they're the worst nicknames I've ever heard in my entire life

    • @kinkylinky6244
      @kinkylinky6244 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bullet Billy Mays

  • @MarcusVC
    @MarcusVC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    11:25
    Ever heard about King bill.

    • @EpicTails
      @EpicTails 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol that triggered me so hard

    • @aaphule
      @aaphule 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol I felt that

  • @Devourer6594
    @Devourer6594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    In a few years, he will figure out that 3d Mario's TRUE HEIGHT is 5'1

    • @songofphoenix2288
      @songofphoenix2288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ahh... I see you also found the wonderful joys of time travel!

    • @cespu_iv4519
      @cespu_iv4519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Jester not you lol

    • @firemoon2032
      @firemoon2032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah

    • @dduuhdeap7732
      @dduuhdeap7732 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      NO ITS 9'99999999999999999999999999

    • @dduuhdeap7732
      @dduuhdeap7732 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jester ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @superawesomebros3084
    @superawesomebros3084 6 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    0:02 when MatPat has to make an other FNaF video

  • @indg0205
    @indg0205 7 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    _Well... I mean.. The bullets still Explode if we go by Galaxy logic... So there's that._

    • @infinitefuner7357
      @infinitefuner7357 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      IѦℕ
      XD so all that math and research was for nothing?

    • @sterbuckscoffen1339
      @sterbuckscoffen1339 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      InfiniteFuner that AND he forgot the bullets that would be twice that goldenbill's size. i don't remember it's name, but it's BIG.

    • @indg0205
      @indg0205 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sterbucks Coffen
      _How about 3D world then? Or really any of the 3D games, now that I think about it._

    • @sterbuckscoffen1339
      @sterbuckscoffen1339 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IѦℕ best guess is this video was made on '14. maybe our gigantic bullet didnt exist. i know as well that 3d mario world wasnt even available that year.

    • @einarmar7445
      @einarmar7445 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      then it is a high explosive shell

  • @dmitripilar2593
    @dmitripilar2593 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    matpat: (lists of 3 different bullet bills)
    fat bullet bronzo destroying the stage its in: are you sure about that?

  • @shallow_night7046
    @shallow_night7046 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    well after watching the mario movie we can confirm how deadly bullet bill is

  • @sellosqueez6278
    @sellosqueez6278 7 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    You left out King Bill. He takes up the entire screen and is on fire

    • @justs_
      @justs_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      King Bill was not cannon...

    • @Baleish
      @Baleish 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      BUT HE IS A CANON

    • @timboh3376
      @timboh3376 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ya king bill was not cannon

    • @sonicspead2647
      @sonicspead2647 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What games king bill from?

    • @vpjhuk7134
      @vpjhuk7134 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      sonic ninja24 i have seen king bill in New Super Mario Bros. Wii and a early version of it seen in Super Mario World

  • @cylasbreakdown6140
    @cylasbreakdown6140 5 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    How do they even stay airborne?

    • @joelklassen8350
      @joelklassen8350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      The same way there is a spiked turtle dragon kidnapping the human princess of a kingdom of mushroom people.

    • @Katlove687
      @Katlove687 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Srikar Baru the same way a man eating venus flytrap can shoot fireballs at you

    • @RoseOnFire
      @RoseOnFire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Katlove687 how can a man eating a venus flytrap shoot fireballs at you?

    • @alittlebitd3ad
      @alittlebitd3ad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@RoseOnFire The same way you and your brother got raised by a green, plump dinosaur, which your ride in and then ruthlessly make him plummet to his death for your own safety

    • @delighted6549
      @delighted6549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How do you and your brother got raised by a green, plump dinosaur, which your ride in and then ruthlessly make him plummet to his death for your own safety?

  • @JuliaCV9
    @JuliaCV9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Bullet bill: *[Exists]*
    Game Theory: I'm about to end this man's whole career

  • @cactuscreek5925
    @cactuscreek5925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Bullet Bill: I can’t do ****!
    Bonzai Bill: Hold my be- oh wait we can’t do much...
    Golden Bonzai Bill: *Was that a challenge?*

    • @dustorm5012
      @dustorm5012 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bob-omb: I love challenges!
      All bills: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

    • @aaphule
      @aaphule 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      King bill: YOU hold MY beer.

  • @SirLad
    @SirLad 10 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Honestly it isn't the Bullets you should be looking at Matpat. It's Mario, think about it. He gets killed by Turtles, and Goombas just walking in to him. Either everything in the Mushroom Kingdom is covered in Poison, or Mario has Paper Skin and Glass Bones.

    • @jonathanmiller4188
      @jonathanmiller4188 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Good point. But Mario also takes no damage from falling. Not sure what that mean for Mario here, but possibly the same kind of force at any Newton would not kill Mario in a sense.

    • @SirLad
      @SirLad 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jonathan Miller Maybe he has Space Boots, or some kind of special boots. Which Is why he can only jump on things as well.

    • @jonathanmiller4188
      @jonathanmiller4188 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      And by "same force" I mean falling force with velocity change and such

    • @moonfreak7797
      @moonfreak7797 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** also think,it`s a game so it wont be gta 5 or real life! I know hes Italian and has a job in real life but its A GAME!!!no offence or other arguments plz!

    • @BlitzStudioz
      @BlitzStudioz 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Tristan Paton I like how you think gta is the equivalent to real life...
      I think you're on the wrong channel here, here we embrace arbitrary argument regarding video games for humour and knowledge, that's the whole point of these video...

  • @ldr6894
    @ldr6894 6 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    This just passed its 4 year anniversary...
    Still one of my favorite episodes of Game Theory

    • @lizzilouise78
      @lizzilouise78 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HAYYYYYAAA

    • @hyrulecitizen7988
      @hyrulecitizen7988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ligma succs it’s about to be 5th it’s may in 2019

    • @melojelo5724
      @melojelo5724 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      5

    • @ksporty15
      @ksporty15 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fifth now

    • @deac-hd2lo
      @deac-hd2lo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why does no one realize he forgot got the giga bonzai bill from world 9

  • @darthtrump9668
    @darthtrump9668 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Legend says bullet bill is still chasing matpat

    • @jeredwebster4512
      @jeredwebster4512 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      yep, even in the next decade

  • @roninormandia8561
    @roninormandia8561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    "This is scarier than that husky girl from 7th grade" I felt that

    • @mainscript0334
      @mainscript0334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bupcorn4136 Except it isn't body shaming

    • @memelescream4796
      @memelescream4796 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bupcorn4136 i mean depending on how its done it can def be funny. but also he might have just mean some weird girl who acted and insisted she was a dog

  • @insu_na
    @insu_na 9 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Imagine my surprise when you said 390 000kg is 430 tons.
    After all, 1t = 1000kg. First I assumed you made a mistake, but I realized that you wouldn't make a mistake like that, so I googled and what did I find out? There's an American Ton and the Metric Ton as unit. Growing up with the metric system, I never even knew the Americans even had their own Ton unit... Thanks for the confusion, American measurement systems.

    • @IanLynxz
      @IanLynxz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Feel our pain!!!! Lol but seriously is there a need for two systems of measurement? It's like idgaf how much a foot is in the metric system I'm in the USA not Europe and Asia and Australia....

    • @CaveSpiderGaming11
      @CaveSpiderGaming11 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      1 American ton = 2000 pounds. 1 kg = roughly 1.6 pounds.
      Hope this helps.

    • @donotwantgoogleplus2835
      @donotwantgoogleplus2835 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CaveSpiderGaming11 1 kg ~ 2.2 pounds. 2.20462, according to google.

    • @midnightskelly547
      @midnightskelly547 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No problem. Most scientists think it's as confusing as you do. We use metric in sciences over here, but MatPat wanted to dumb it down for us.

    • @jaebebifi
      @jaebebifi 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      d3rrial As an australian I completely agree. P.S. Go back to 9:48 to 9:49

  • @TheBluePhoenix008
    @TheBluePhoenix008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    Rip Ronnie. You will be missed😢
    For those who don't understand: th-cam.com/video/cWTEE4SkCLY/w-d-xo.html

    • @gladiator951
      @gladiator951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Blue Phoenix: Captain Gamer wait wat?

    • @lizzib2705
      @lizzib2705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@gladiator951 yeah Ronnie has passed away since this video came out.

    • @FckyouDominic
      @FckyouDominic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Who's ronnie

    • @sethtucker3714
      @sethtucker3714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Who is Ronnie

    • @sniperturtle807
      @sniperturtle807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      For all of your who don't know, Ronnie was a great person who worked with Mat on his TH-cam career. He sadly passed away due to hard struggles. He was a great person and has a playlist on the channel. Rip Ronnie, you will always be remembered in our hearts

  • @TaraYourArmOff
    @TaraYourArmOff 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    8:49 him saying “Markiplying” instead of “multiplying “ took me out 😂

  • @mikeharris5508
    @mikeharris5508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Matpat... You missed one small thing... Or one behemoth sized thing...
    Drum roll please
    *drum roll sfx*
    The king bill

  • @Thatsaspicymemeball
    @Thatsaspicymemeball 8 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    from 0:00 to 0:18 put on subtitles Thank me later.

  • @xverzerker8036
    @xverzerker8036 8 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Name: Fapp
    What it is:Applied Force
    mmmmm

    • @tomlawson4713
      @tomlawson4713 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wink wink nudge nudge

    • @tomlawson4713
      @tomlawson4713 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wink wink nudge nudge

    • @realhorsegaming
      @realhorsegaming 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Tom Lawson Are you a fad?

    • @tealdownie
      @tealdownie 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      hahaha!

    • @kurthopkins6892
      @kurthopkins6892 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Rowan Atkinson "if you know what I mean" face*

  • @lapitcs
    @lapitcs 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This was the first video I watched by game theory, such a classic
    I always love the beginning still

    • @rbarua3368
      @rbarua3368 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Same thing for me.

  • @chickensupplier8035
    @chickensupplier8035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    2:05 "I am a giant squid of anger!" What a deep, insightful line

    • @aaphule
      @aaphule 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🙆

  • @bystandrr
    @bystandrr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    That intro cured my depression

    • @sansictheskelehog7107
      @sansictheskelehog7107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yay

    • @hilacopter4023
      @hilacopter4023 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me 2

    • @hilacopter4023
      @hilacopter4023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      BUT I AM STILL DEPRESSED BECAUSE I CANNOT CELEBRATE MY BAT MITZVAH WHICH IS TODAY BECAUSE OF THE DISEASE THAT MUST NOT BE NAMED! 😭

    • @kitanaisoffensive
      @kitanaisoffensive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Flerken chan r/nobodyasked

    • @hilacopter4023
      @hilacopter4023 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      FINE, I GUESS IT'S NOT THAT BAD TO MISS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE NEVER BEING ABLE TO CELEBRATE IT AGAIN!

  • @somedot
    @somedot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    4:00
    Odyssey?
    “Super Mario RPG!”
    *oh wait the game wasn’t out*

    • @JJRicks
      @JJRicks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YES!

    • @th1v5
      @th1v5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah

    • @Ineedmoreideas
      @Ineedmoreideas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JJRicks ik

  • @niallclement1094
    @niallclement1094 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    the intro is legendary

  • @KentonTheKnight
    @KentonTheKnight หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Nice returning to classic matpat, and the first game theory I ever watched.
    I still often find myself saying Bullet Billy Bob Thornton.

  • @murfconnor6387
    @murfconnor6387 6 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    0:01 We see Matt's community theater experience at work.

    • @mop-ark8987
      @mop-ark8987 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Murfconnor Plays we

    • @grandpalyri6211
      @grandpalyri6211 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Murfconnor Plays ii

    • @sheymason
      @sheymason 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Murfconnor Plays lol

    • @sheymason
      @sheymason 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      100TH LIKE BOIZ

    • @sammieegoldwand
      @sammieegoldwand 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Murfconnor Plays yeah

  • @bflat5274
    @bflat5274 7 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    Mom: Get for TH-cam, or at least watch something educational!
    Me: Ok (turns on game theory)
    Mom: That's video games! I said educational!
    Me: (shows her video)
    She's now addicted to Game Theory #IWin

    • @namingisdifficult408
      @namingisdifficult408 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      B Flat fantastic

    • @appleappington7346
      @appleappington7346 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      B Flat #kidsarealwaysright

    • @aaronrivera7915
      @aaronrivera7915 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      B Flat What if I told you that this theory is easily debunked with the 3d games logic. (The bullet bills in those games explode!) Also she might be offended by the boob episode.

    • @SuperNuclearBoss
      @SuperNuclearBoss 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      B Flat #YouWinAtLifeYouLittleFartBFlatYou

    • @kyyomilo
      @kyyomilo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      B Flat
      WITHOUT MUSIC MY LIFE WOULD B FLAT!
      can you tell I'm a band nerd

  • @bakrobertjohnston4889
    @bakrobertjohnston4889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    A bullet going slower than a snail that’s also very easy to see
    That might not be deadly

    • @TheDiplomatAflame
      @TheDiplomatAflame 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mario also can jump on it to make it fall... That's don't deserve be called a bullet, it a metal blind fly

    • @bluewhalestudioblenderanim1132
      @bluewhalestudioblenderanim1132 ปีที่แล้ว

      real missile: ZOOOOOOM rapidly accelerates
      bullet bill: what even is momentum ? . . . why does it make things go so quickly ?

  • @tomanderson558
    @tomanderson558 8 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    9:49
    You said pewdiepie wouldn't be back for the rest of the video.
    YOU LIED!

  • @shadowthepikmen
    @shadowthepikmen 10 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I love to see a Game Theory about FLUDD, im kind of curious about how powerful the water coming out of the nozzle would be be able to lift an adult, and then you have to think about what kind of effect being sprayed with that would do to a living creature

    • @MinecraftMiner1111
      @MinecraftMiner1111 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      That would be awesome! Yeah!

    • @echocb6227
      @echocb6227 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Make it happen game theory... make it happen.........

    • @MinecraftMiner1111
      @MinecraftMiner1111 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Prays* GOD PLEASE

  • @galladegamerletsplays
    @galladegamerletsplays 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This was the very first game theory video I had ever watched. When I first watched it I had no idea how big of an impact this would have on my life.

  • @pokyturnip
    @pokyturnip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7 years ago wow still going strong

  • @jdurand121
    @jdurand121 7 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    What about King Bills?

    • @AdamAnouer
      @AdamAnouer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It'd be like like being hit by one of those massive bouncy castle slides. It might hurt but you'd be up within seconds.

    • @elykdanger
      @elykdanger 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Probly same as bonsai

    • @failedconnect32
      @failedconnect32 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      King bills are on fire and massive

    • @elykdanger
      @elykdanger 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah exactly, but would mario go with it and melt, or go splat?

  • @thomaswinfrey2749
    @thomaswinfrey2749 10 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Matt i have a question. How strong is a falcon punch? Even though it looks strong it may not be. Take the SSBB as a jumpoff.

    • @pgrankin1
      @pgrankin1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That's a great idea for a video

    • @GameTheory
      @GameTheory  10 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      YES!!! This is brilliant. This will DEFINITELY become a theory :)

    • @aaronricard6186
      @aaronricard6186 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES

    • @IgnaxBoii
      @IgnaxBoii 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Great idea! :)

    • @Lunacriz
      @Lunacriz 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Game Theorists 2 millions theorists subs special !! ← either before or after this ^_^

  • @codiefether9198
    @codiefether9198 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    We will miss you matpat

  • @screamingcat4365
    @screamingcat4365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5:19
    Zero to hero *(very fast)* in no time flat *(and now you're flat!)*
    Sorry, couldn't help it.

  • @TheRealFallingFist
    @TheRealFallingFist 10 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    If you're an adult, you can take two hits from a Bullet Bill.
    If you're a kid, you can take one.
    We didn't need a video about this.

    • @Krypent
      @Krypent 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah but he saw it on a reddit post. So why not?

    • @ahtech1990
      @ahtech1990 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      You do if you make money off these videos. Like he does.

    • @EricLeafericson
      @EricLeafericson 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      So, small Mario is a child? That makes all the times he saves the Princess on half-health questionable...

    • @billdonoso2000
      @billdonoso2000 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      However he wished to make the video to see just how much damage each hit did. It's a theory btw... a game theory.

    • @Bdog8meh
      @Bdog8meh 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      You clearly don't get the point of Game Theory. He doesn't take into account of what actually happens to the player in the game when hit

  • @viviannoah8039
    @viviannoah8039 8 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    "This is scarier than that husky girl in seventh grade gym class!!!"
    Nice MatPat Nice

  • @Hadeopelago
    @Hadeopelago 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This video, made so long ago, is the video that first introduced me to this channel years ago. Thank you for making this wonderful nostalgia trip and video packed with jokes that I can only understand now.

  • @mikeyhalton8015
    @mikeyhalton8015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This just passed its 5 year anniversary
    Still one of my favourite game theory episodes

  • @redy2098
    @redy2098 6 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    3:59 when you are watching this in 2017 and saying odeysey but then you take a look at realise date of this video. :(
    Edit:*odyssey *Release *2018 and Super Mario Maker.

    • @maths1015
      @maths1015 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Huh..... cool

    • @scout4363
      @scout4363 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      REDY9 yup 😂

    • @mamaswoon1269
      @mamaswoon1269 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      REDY9, can you please spell correctly? It’s bugging me...

    • @linkven9196
      @linkven9196 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      when it's not 2017 anymore

    • @bmaxarnold5742
      @bmaxarnold5742 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      REDY9 lol ikr

  • @Barnacules
    @Barnacules 10 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    5:58 - You had me at Fapp-U :P

    • @MrAdam0008
      @MrAdam0008 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol Jerry I see you practically everywhere. Love your videos BTW :)

    • @ItsartoTV
      @ItsartoTV 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Hi

  • @ninjaskeletronix3135
    @ninjaskeletronix3135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    King bill: Hey what about me?

  • @MatthewVaras
    @MatthewVaras 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I haven't seen that flash video 1:40 in years, thank you for the flashback!

  • @Ziiiiiee
    @Ziiiiiee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Friend: "how many bill puns can he make in this episode?"
    Me: "too many..."

  • @elianwilliams
    @elianwilliams 6 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    I wonder what BabyPat will think when he eventually sees this intro

    • @killianbc1837
      @killianbc1837 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      #time travel

    • @killianbc1837
      @killianbc1837 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      sorry meant #timetravel

    • @squidblr3440
      @squidblr3440 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *SUPPORT TIME TRAVEL*

    • @yourlocalgod5684
      @yourlocalgod5684 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He will think it’s sick😎

    • @krishchandel4988
      @krishchandel4988 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      FunnyMadd Games what about when he sees the boob episode or the fapp thing

  • @Fan-imator
    @Fan-imator ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I remember nothing but that intro from my childhood and coming back to this doesn’t make me regret a thing.

  • @prophethades3285
    @prophethades3285 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was my first game theory episode I ever watched and it was when it was first uploaded and it’s still such a good watch

  • @Valientherox
    @Valientherox 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    If a Banzai Bill moves at roughly 17 MPH, and Mario can outrun them, that means he can run at around 18+ MPH. Considering the average short distance sprint for a human is between 12-15 MPH, and that Mario can hold his speed over a virtually infinite distance, it looks like Mario should start entering in some races.

    • @DoABarrelRol1l
      @DoABarrelRol1l 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm sure he has with all those hobbies of his.

    • @dankayur2910
      @dankayur2910 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Dude's already in the Olympics, what more do you want?

  • @John-ek6ts
    @John-ek6ts 7 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    What a blast to the past

    • @weirdogirl1012
      @weirdogirl1012 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Derp Productions ikr...

    • @alexanderpape7024
      @alexanderpape7024 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Back to when MatPat did theories he was good at (AKA, not lore theories)

    • @rjd-kh8et
      @rjd-kh8et 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Derp Productions This isn't a blast to the past; check his 2011 theories for that.

    • @fancrew2525
      @fancrew2525 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      New matpat better

    • @cato3277
      @cato3277 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Derp Productions and it’s better than new matpat

  • @BeeMajor
    @BeeMajor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love watching Retro Game Theory! Almost 8 years old for this video!!! I love this episode…a true classic in my eyes

  • @Chuusuisetsujojutsu
    @Chuusuisetsujojutsu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That volume joke was legendary! 😂

  • @chloebrammer1928
    @chloebrammer1928 8 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    I came in like a bullet ball

  • @jackiemorales5208
    @jackiemorales5208 6 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    i wish u could be my math teacher

    • @jenniferyoung1236
      @jenniferyoung1236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I haven't been able to get the best way of life fns me too

    • @chrisrhodes4124
      @chrisrhodes4124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh I wish he was my math teacher, heck who doesn't?

    • @ellamurray9272
      @ellamurray9272 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He would be best math teacher

    • @MrSmileyFaceGames
      @MrSmileyFaceGames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Welcome to Matpats Math class! I hope you all brought your video games and the notes from yesterday "

    • @Spegrogy
      @Spegrogy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I haven't been able to get the best way of life fns yeah even though my math teacher is hot

  • @jackquinn9933
    @jackquinn9933 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I remember watching this the day you posted it, proud to see how far this channel has come

  • @anzaca1
    @anzaca1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:44 Given the clearly low speed of Bullet Bill, I think we can safely ignore aerodynamic drag.

    • @lukelucas5738
      @lukelucas5738 ปีที่แล้ว

      dont assume earth atmospheric pressure

  • @Durden334
    @Durden334 8 ปีที่แล้ว +882

    I learn more maths here than in the school :v

  • @MrJmanrey
    @MrJmanrey 10 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe... Maybe... I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.

    • @hydra7094
      @hydra7094 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      neo just saying

    • @DerpiousHerpious
      @DerpiousHerpious 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Three replies,
      TEAM FORTRESS 3 CONFIRMED

    • @MrSeedofTheBlock
      @MrSeedofTheBlock 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Derpious Herpious 4 replies... HL4 CONFIRMED

    • @oatsthegod
      @oatsthegod 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      5 replies ... Left 4 Dead 5 confirmed

    • @Som1.
      @Som1. 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** 7 comments bo7 confirmed

  • @gablava9099
    @gablava9099 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Watching these older episodes makes me realize just how dirty he was back then

  • @rentzbros6281
    @rentzbros6281 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This was the first game theory video I ever watched, thank you MatPat for ruining my childhood like no one else could

  • @novamondal7339
    @novamondal7339 6 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Fun Fact: Cannons on ships weren’t called cannons, they were called guns. They were only called cannons when they were used on land. Ships=guns, land=cannons.

  • @AAC-qd2vn
    @AAC-qd2vn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    Did anyone else notice he said Markiplying?

  • @picklebrandy3937
    @picklebrandy3937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Dude You forgot to mention king bill there litterly bigger than a house

    • @aaphule
      @aaphule 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Naw a mansion

  • @WilliamTheLonelyRobot2
    @WilliamTheLonelyRobot2 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This episode should be remade due to Luigi leaking mario’s height

  • @FGEddie
    @FGEddie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    What about the Massive bansai bill in new super Mario Bros Wii?

    • @spectern
      @spectern 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also, MatPat forgot about the Torpedo Teds. I know that it's not a "Bill", but it's still a bullet-like projectile.

    • @rffrice
      @rffrice 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Edson Arevalo and Mario world

  • @kornelkorczewski224
    @kornelkorczewski224 7 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    8:49... You had to Markiplier that?

    • @richardarbetter4043
      @richardarbetter4043 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      KORNEL KORCZEWSKI o f course you did no one multiples anymore

    • @KaiTheMemeKing
      @KaiTheMemeKing 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes, he did

    • @xiximagicramen
      @xiximagicramen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i literally just noticed ^^;

  • @AlisaZhang-cs2sc
    @AlisaZhang-cs2sc 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Rewatching MattPat's old videos now that he's leaving 😢

  • @hopenguy
    @hopenguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Imma be honest, every time I’m confused about physics (especially because I’m actually in physics class rn) I always go back to this video to get a better understanding of forces, acceleration and velocity, so thanks Pat

  • @Alex-02
    @Alex-02 6 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    I know im way to late but what about the larger “bills” that almost covers the whole screen in the last course of New super mario bros Wii
    EDIT: For everyone that says he covered these in the video:
    Please read this properly: I have watched the entire video and he doesn’t cover them.
    To clarify:
    First we have bullet bills, they are just the standard ones
    Then we have the banzai bills, they are bigger but does NOT almost cover the screen and yes he covered those in the video
    Then he also covered the golden banzai bills which apparently are a little bigger than the banzai bills and made out of gold (duh)
    The ones I’m talking about are way bigger than any of the others. I don’t know the name of them but someone in the thread said that they’re called “king bills”. They only appear once: On the last course of NSMBWii
    I hope you now understand what I’m talking about
    Also; Check out the eight comment from “frostflight” he put a link to a picture from that course showing the “very-big-bill”

    • @Alex-02
      @Alex-02 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The Wanderer but its way bigger than the one in the video

    • @stephannemoorehead9483
      @stephannemoorehead9483 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's king bill

    • @Alex-02
      @Alex-02 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mr. Creeper thanks

    • @MapleCraftt
      @MapleCraftt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Alex 02 it’s called the Banzai Bill

    • @Alex-02
      @Alex-02 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      RobloxiCraft :D Im not an expert but according to mr creeper they’re called king bills... Tho you gotta admit that they’re bigger than normal banzaibills

  • @ErickFooty
    @ErickFooty 8 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    What about Mario Kart? The Bullet is ALOT bigger and faster

    • @SparshAgrawal44K
      @SparshAgrawal44K 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yah that's what i was wondering

    • @ballsssssss
      @ballsssssss 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's a spinoff game

    • @ryansemple3830
      @ryansemple3830 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mat you could just look at how fast the bullet is going and even if the bullet is smaller, it would still penetrate more than a slow, heavy, giant bullet. I go to shooting ranges and that's just things you pick up

    • @dosedomedoam7552
      @dosedomedoam7552 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Carter Hollis Mario kart isn't a spin off game it's a real Nintendo game

    • @phitz2503
      @phitz2503 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's what I thought

  • @rdjpro7915
    @rdjpro7915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Mat: Fapp is going to hurt
    Me: Is that a threat?

  • @marianasprouse5000
    @marianasprouse5000 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can we just honor this man for having basically the same gt intro song for 8 years

  • @ev342
    @ev342 7 ปีที่แล้ว +614

    Can we make "Oh physics, you're so dirty" a meme?

    • @dousalproductions6152
      @dousalproductions6152 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Annie Leonhart Hmmm. Memes. I guess you could say they're...... Spineless..... Like you...... Nyehehehe

    • @tylerkidoivxmi7826
      @tylerkidoivxmi7826 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Molly Walter I am

    • @cottonlul
      @cottonlul 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kookie yes please XD

    • @Cless
      @Cless 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kookie You cant force a meme

    • @-musicalangst-2464
      @-musicalangst-2464 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kookie FORCE A MEME

  • @goobacca5125
    @goobacca5125 7 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Dear Lord, the puns! Think about the Children MattPatt!!

    • @qubertsans5070
      @qubertsans5070 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Skitzoid sans is proud

    • @matth.1728
      @matth.1728 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where does it say that?

    • @superuperduper4323
      @superuperduper4323 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Skitzoid oh dont worry we are already destroyed

    • @flamey9180
      @flamey9180 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      diamondsword58 playz you have to be at least 13 years to make a TH-cam account

    • @matth.1728
      @matth.1728 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm over 13

  • @watinc.9918
    @watinc.9918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    12:09
    That’s an expensive bullet

  • @ariamentio
    @ariamentio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    MatPat really putting his theater experience to use with that intro, a multiple-Oscar-worthy performance

  • @genisay
    @genisay 10 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Ah, the ridiculousness of cartoon video game enemies. XD If you don't dodge it, it will kill you, even if it shouldn't be able too.

    • @coastersplus
      @coastersplus 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And yet if you jump on it, you'll kill it.

    • @wistfulaether
      @wistfulaether 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Nintendo Logic

    • @rachelrhykerd9566
      @rachelrhykerd9566 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** Also nintendo logic, spock + force + dr who... WHYYYYYYYY

    • @teaf4gging
      @teaf4gging 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nintendo...just try to make sense

    • @loganchastain6362
      @loganchastain6362 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      coastersplus how does that actually work

  • @SPRWinchester
    @SPRWinchester 6 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    2018 MatPat: You can't act, MatPat of 2014.
    *Does same intro in 2018*

    • @asianbutstupid1437
      @asianbutstupid1437 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      SPR Winchester *that the joke*

    • @kaylebhayes6838
      @kaylebhayes6838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That is the joke

    • @kirby4164
      @kirby4164 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Welcome. . . To the joke. *Jurassic Park joke here*

  • @shou_ga_nai
    @shou_ga_nai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i do believe this is the first ever game theory video ive EVER watched.... why have i been around for so long

  • @dustwarewolf5532
    @dustwarewolf5532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "ALL OF MY CHILDREN ARE DEAD JERRY, because of your shoddy craftsmanship."

    • @aaphule
      @aaphule 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dorkly

  • @grapz2245
    @grapz2245 10 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    With all this said, i want to know... What about the MARIO CART bills? SURELY those do some damage, seeing as they are twice as big as Mario and traveling at Insane speeds...(compared to go-carts). Id like to see a small side-video with this in it.

    • @nader50752
      @nader50752 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Great idea

    • @coolguy5772
      @coolguy5772 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well if you get hit by that I'm pretty sure you're dead...

    • @_Ikelos
      @_Ikelos 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are the mario carts games considered canon though? :\

    • @ryanpage5690
      @ryanpage5690 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      entomio93 they dont have to be

    • @blueveins3238
      @blueveins3238 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      The MarioCart bills would be considered a different object altogether. Those are much more amazing, considering that a huge turtle-monster and his go-cart could fit inside one together.

  • @noobte9756
    @noobte9756 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    8:48 "markiplieing"

  • @Ardenzard
    @Ardenzard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:58 I was thinking either super mario RPG as my main guess and then paper mario the thousand year door for my second guess but I realized that paper mario is a completely separate entity to both of them.

  • @waydenwee3648
    @waydenwee3648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just want to say, amazing acting skills for the intro

  • @GoldGloves210
    @GoldGloves210 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Best part of the show: Say "Hi" Ronnie!... "I quit" (even better than "No..." from last time lol