Game Theory: Why Mario Kart 8 is Mario's DEADLIEST Game!
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I've done PLENTY of dark theories on the Mario franchise, from Super Mario being a sociopath to Princess Peach being the dead mother of Rosalina and beyond. But today, I've uncovered the most dangerous game in the Mario canon -- Mario Kart! Mario Kart 8! Well, specifically Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. I did the math, and the devastation those fun little Mario Karts deliver is something to truly fear. So hop in and buckle your seatbelts, because this is going to be one crazy Mario Kart adventure!
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My bad: 5'11'' actually equals 180 cm...but NO FEAR! I did all the speed calculations in Standard first, then converted each result back to metric, so although I misspoke in that one moment about the height conversion, the rest of the stats should all be right!
Like I said, I'm stupid imperialist scum with a dumb measurement system :)
The Game Theorists First Reply, everyone cares.
The Game Theorists indeed
Well, at least it wasn't 10' like last time.
LANE CONSTANCIO Dammit
Thank u very much better where's the credit
Don't go to MatPat's house. He'll measure you.
to death
DUN DUN DUN
X'D MatPat's House sounds like it could be a spinoff series of Game Theory.
I'd watch that series lol
haaaa!!!! lol
Conspiracy Theory: MatPat is really just a sentient Diet Coke can underneath all that skin
Cannibalism much?
but that's just a theory. a conspiracy theory!
Nah his blood is Diet Coke and his heart is the can and his brain IS COCA COLA ITSELF.
LuigiMustache I'm trying to grow my channel, please show support and love
CornGamerTV Don't advertise on other people's videos.
Nintendo: doesn't render seatbelts on the characters
MatPat: I'm about to end this man's whole career
I wonder about that... are seat belts really mandatory in KARTS? Because all the kart tracks I've ever been to didn't have seatbelts. What they did have though is helmets being mandatory which are missing in Mario Kart as well so... hmm...
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Yup his career is up to an end
@@Atlessa in cart racing you have suits and helmets, like in bike racing. a seatbelt in a open vehicle would increase risk quite a bit, imagine being strapped to the top of a rolling vehicle instead of sliding away from it
@@Atlessa even if they aren’t required in Karts they are in cars like the GLA
Can we just thank Matpat for giving us the fastest vehicle answers to always win? That is mad respect
speed isn't the most important stat
Speed is actually least important. The most important stat is the hidden stat of Mini-turbo
If u think u only need speed to beat a pro in mario kart..... You have MUCH TO LEARN
In Mario kart 8 deluxe, a fully charged mini turbo on a high mini turbo vehicle like the biddybuggy(NTSC name)/buggybud(pal name) with roller wheels (which mat mistook for the cheep charger, a small class kart for baby characters and other lightweights from Mario kart Wii) is faster than the fastest speed based vehicle in Mario kart 8 deluxe when coming out of a tight corner. Because of it, the biddybuggy is too slow on long straightaways, but crazy fast when coming out of a sharp corners. That's why almost every world record I've seen in Mario kart 8 deluxe uses the biddybuggy with rollers or wiggler with rollers, and a heavyweight character like waluigi. If it was the same way in Mario kart Wii, not altering any vehicle stats, then dry bones on the bullet bike would be meta, because they happen to have the best mini turbo stat in game, as well as a high speed stat and inside drift, making them ideal for default Mario kart Wii. in Mario kart 8 deluxe, this is not true, as all speed based combos in Mario kart 8 deluxe have terrible mini turbo stats and inside drift had been replaced with the less reliable hybrid drift.
exactly
So, let's gather up all these theories.
• Mario is a communist, animal-abusing adulterer and psycopath, and presumably responsible for starting Mario Kart, a deadly kart-based sport. He would also win three bronze medals (long jump, high jump, and triple jump) at the olympic games.
• Luigi is a multi-millionaire, who apparently has a strong admiration for his abusive brother, but actually hates him a lot. He also secretly loves Peach, who he eventually runs away and has a daughter with. He would win two silver medals (long jump, triple jump) and one gold medal (high jump) at the olympic games.
• Peach has mental issues, and intentionally spread a fungal plague in order to create her subservient kingdom. She is also the mother of Rosalina, and is dead in at least one timeline. On top of this, she would win two gold medals (long jump, triple jump) and one silver medal (high jump) at the olympic games.
• Bowser is a mentally-scarred orphan who is trying to give the koopalings the family that he never had, while also trying to combat the fungal plague which overthrew the goombas.
• The toads are a race of hostile funguses who took over the home of the goombas and serve Peach, the one who let them spread.
• Rosalina was born to a princess cheating on her lover and the rich brother of that princess' lover.
• Wario is a 10-foot-tall farting behemoth.
• Yoshi was racially profiled at the olympic games.
• All of the above, plus some others, are participants in Mario Kart, the aforementioned deadly kart sport.
Which btw... is even more proof that Matpat is clearly fucked in the head when it comes to these theories. That said... Mario isn't a Communist. That was a literal gag episode.
PieOfCthulhu your comment was very helpful.
PieOfCthulhu you expect me to *READ* that
Do you except me to read your username?
PieOfCthulhu
Good lord... If Mario is nearly 6 feet tall, then how tall is Luigi? Peach? *Bowser*? *Waluigi*??? Out of the whole bunch, Mario is practically the *shortest*. What is this world of giants???
And then imagine all those people from Mario Odyssey and their height.
Madame Jelly we have found the Titan shifters. (AOT and Super Mario Bros Wii reference)
Luigi would be around 6'4 then. Bowser?.. 7 feet probably.
Listen, Wario is like, 10 feet according to game theory
Al X Wario? Or Waluigi? Cuz Wario is just about as tall as Mario
Collect your “being a single child isn’t as fun as it looks” ticket here
;-;
;-;
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I wish i had i was an only child
@@SureFire0711 don’t, it’s really, really, really lonely
the fact he yells "NO WAY NO WAY"
when he gets 5'11" as marios official height in real time is just
too wholesome
Okay that’s annoying me though, he said that Mario is 155cm but is also 5”11, I’m 168cm and I’m 5”5 help with math plz
@@gemmakelly563
He effed up the math. 155 is about 5’1.
@@gemmakelly563 he wrote in a comment that he messed it up, instead correcting it to 180cm after the fact
I like how matpat went insane halfway through the video after talking about the baby racers
like austin
I mean like, BABYS, WITHOUT SEAT BELTS, IN PLACES INCLUDING THE FIRE AND LAVA FILLED PLACE KNOWN AS BOWSERS CASTLE
Yea it was SO funny!😂
...actually I think he went insane halfway through the second episode.
Fact: I am as tall as Mario
"They're riding without wearing a seatbelt"
*TheOdd1sOut has left the chat*
69th like :)
Also great comment bro
Y E S
Underrated comment! I love TheOdd1sOut
James: WEAR YOUR SEATBELT
@@mychemicalcoffee3022.
Regular James: Wear your seatbelt.
Life if Fun James: I play my Uno reverse card.
The FBI has entered the chat
🤣🤣😂
Imagine how deadly any other racing game is, whether made up or real.
Not only has he made mario a lot scarier, he also made the best setup in mario kart for us! (9:25)
Mario characters after hitting a wall: “tis but a scratch“
went from 69 to 70 thanks to me :)
"A scratch?! Your whole bloody arms off!"
@@bacon6200 eh nothin too bad
tis but a flesh wound
He try and make you into a theory
Theory idea: What is Rainbow road actually made of?
The Plague Doctor Drugs I believe
Supervictory107 😂😂😂
Skittles. That way when you slam into the road, you can literally taste the rainbow.
OMG XD
Rainbows.
6:00 *me thinking 80 isnt that fast because everyone in michigan goes wayyyy over the speed limit on the expressway....
“Wanna know what it’s like running into a wall at 100 MPH?”
R.I.P Dale Earnhardt...
I mean hey, at least when you play as a Mii the Mii is always wearing protective gear
Yeah
Yes
Ye
Mii characters get advice from matt so they are average
@@keketski5430 head gear or not they are going to die anyways because of scull fracture and velocity changes
MatPat: let’s think logically here
Talks about babies driving
No, sorry, nintendo did that
I didn't even know that was in Mariokart, that is a bad decision to throw into the game, considering it has children wondering if they can drive.
Musical History k
me: lets talk about why u shouldnt let babies drive and also u getting a fine or somethimg
5:34
Man, that’s just highway speeds, here in central Alberta, Canada..not really something to be that amazed by
I’ve missed watching Game Theory. Just hearing MatPat’s voice makes me happy!
Lets be fair. Most mario games are death matches disguised as fun family entertainment. Have you ever played mario party? You have a better chance to survive the hunger games than a minigame there.
ruyman90 now that i think about it, thats true.
Smash bros is probably a death game.
Pretty much every minigame in space has the losers ejected at the end. Harsh.
Everything is death o god ahhhh
ruyman90 like no. 100
My brain: did you watch it?
Me: yes...
My brain: what did it cost you?
Me: My childhood
And sleep for days
mine too TwT
Same
Same
My childhood was Minecraft
" "peachy's got it" ... I'm still manly"
Oh, we're not doubting that. We're just gonn ashow Ollie when they're old enough to understand humour and embarrassment.
What I really wanna know is how they dont die while the blood is rushing to their head while they’re upside down for 5 minutes 😃✋
The loophole is probably that the characters are not in the real world, so the federal laws of any country do not apply to them in any way.
Zegorykz Loopholes (imo) are that it isn't a real world scenario and it isn't a car ad.
Zegorykz XD and yet Mercedes cars *do* exist
maybe its cuz theyre using go-carts :P
Take out probably and you'll be right
Zegorykz I'm not a legal expert, but I think the fact that the cars are on a smaller scale/used for karting may have something to do with that too.
What about mario party, which has people being burned, drowned, electrocuted, crushed, and MANY other terrible fates, plus some of its own high speed vehicle events that might be faster than this?
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That's so true, we must like your comment so Matt sees it. (/^▽^)/
matpat: 128 km/ 80 miles per hour, damn that's hella fast
germans on the autobahn: pathetic, look what they have to do, to mimic a fraction of our power
*WAIT WAIT WAIT*
So, MatPat says that Mario is 5”11 here, right? I went online and checked out a few sites, and Link from Ocarina of Time in his adult form is 5”7. I feel like I need to point out the fact that *MARIO IS TALLER THAN LINK*.
No its because he miscalculated
no, he misspoke
MatPat doesn't ruin childhoods he edits them :')
Amber is on fire yeah
Lucky I am a child!
My file has not been saved!!
Amber is on fire true, true
One time I was in 1st and I was at a part where two roads merged and right before I went onto the road, I saw a blue shellsound barely miss me
XD
MatPat, you're letting your inner Austin show...
Wait wha-
Yea
He Austined before Austin did
i loveee fairy tail
5:06
"For half a decade"
it's getting close, matpat... real close...
I remember watching this before I started college; now coming back to it after graduating, "coefficient of friction" gives me shivers
Now I know why you need to take algebra in school... so you can see how much g-forces Mario will feel if he brushes a wall at 5 degrees.
5 DEGREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is it bad that I laughed when baby peach exploded against the wall?
Ni me too
No
No not at all
Yes there is one the fact you probably didn't😂
I don't wanna put the rest cuz his channel dose not use custom words so....
10:40 angry pat’s introduction
"consider your childhood RUINDED"
**pauses and put hand on forhead**
"YEP CHILDHOOD FOR SURE RUINED :>"
Rest of the world: 80 mph is so fast
Germany: double it
fr
"There is no speed limit in Ba Sing Say"
@@TianmenSquare1989 I am German, I know that...
9:14 tell me that didn't sound like mario 💀
This was the first episode of game theory I ever watched, and four years later it’s exactly as I remember
I find it funny how he hasn't touched on the anti-gravity stuff. And with the whole "no seatbelt" thing, they would be clinging onto the steering wheel upside down
the1upguy I imagine that will pass on to Austin. when it gets the the point where you're bending gravity for personal gain, he's the one who wants to tell you why it's God damned terrifying.
but that didnt happen yet tho
Every mom is screaming about the seatbelt predicament
Iswin AJ I'm in a car right now at 7:01 pm
no one cares dude
Seeing MatPat in a video from a plane makes me really miss flying with no fear of anyone telling you to muzzle up.
"oh my, that's almost 80 miles per hour, that's really fast!"
*me laughing in no speed limit on the German Autobahn (highway)*
*No game is safe not even Tetris*
ReigningHeet I agree
there is a game where you have to avoid getting squashed by tetronimos
No game is safe when you have MatPad
+TheFlamingFury you mean MatPat
ReigningHeet T-T Rip Danganronpa
MatPat: Ruining Childhoods since 8.22.09
You know it's not a fact, right?
but it is
There are only 12 month!
Calvin K It goes Months Days Years
Hi Garchomp it's reversed in places of the world
Hits a wall,
Mario: You okie dokie Luigi?
Luigi: I-i'm okie dokie.
Me as a german driver going 210km per hour on the german Autobahn:
p a t h e t i c
D
Hab genau 3.4 Sekunden gesucht um diesen Kommentar zu finden:D
Mario Kart be like: *slams into wall at 180km per hour* "'Tis but a scratch."
True true :)
9:20 congratulations matpat, you just gave everyone the best cart setup in the game to win with.
Thundrex lol true
You still have to worry about acceleration, handling and other factors
Bloodbug that's because it isn't in the game
i thought mach 8 was faster than cheap cheap kart?
If the car doesn't have a good drift, then I'll lose
1:19 I absolutely love this part
MatPat: 80 mph!!! Thats so incredibly fast!!
Me: *laughs in German*
More like 180mph!
I, i understood that reference
Me: *laughs in rocket science*
**laughs in sonic**
*laughs in light speed*
MatPat: almost 80 mph say what....
Me *a german citizien*: well that's awfully slow
180 km/h, da fahr ich ja auf der Autobahn schneller (wenn nicht mal wieder Stau ist)
In Florida I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone travel slower than that on the highway.
Ich bin echt immer froh das Mathew nich nur im Amerikanischen Mesurments bleibt sondern auch in Metric :D
Andrerseits wäre ich echt verloren
Ich kenne die Autobahn, und ja, ich habe das in google translate geschrieben
Me too. The speed limit for highways where I live is a maximum of 100
Seat belts are not always required in vehicles without roll over protection. Which is probably why Mercedes can show Mario with no seat belt.
God hearing this theme still makes me so happy
Only Matpat can make Mario Kart as gory and disturbing as Mortal Kombat.
Well leason learned. NEVER let any kid play a game franchise that abbreviates to MK
Crono Sapien MARIO KOMBAT X
Mortal kompat
@@rylandcoers1796 Your comment translates to "mortal pity" 😂
I can always count on you to ruin my childhood, Mat Pat
Same just same
Mine can never be ruined because I ruined my childhood myself.....
I'm still a child so it's worse!
My child hood can't be ruined
@@ireneweeks8270 get off of youtube if ur still a child
I remember the good old days when me and my cousins would sit on the Lawn mowers in Lowe's and pretend to brutally murder each other with shells. Ahh. Those were the days.
Love how im watching this while in a car (im not the one driving)
Imagine seeing pink gold peach dying like this?
*Nathaniel Bandy happy noises*
🤭
Would it be blood or would she just shatter like gold would?🤔
tHe Jockić it’s rose gold (not being rude just saying what it is.)
David Morrish shatter
Rosé Gold*
2:20
"They're riding strapless the whole time..."
- MatPat 2017
Ian Laird lol good one
11:50 "And this is what happened:"
*AD*
No! Not... Messenger! Anything but that!!
"(You're brain's) half it's original size!"
This is one of the most sadistic episodes, and it’s also one of my favorites as a result.
"Who cared enough about the wii u to buy that thing!"
Me who grew (and is still growing up) playing the wii u: *Am I a joke to you?*
@Sara Marr :)
Yessss there is another
Finally someone
I have a Wii U too.😂
Completely Random Person your right the wii u is the single best Nintendo console
Lots argue if people prefer the Math and Science episodes or the Writing and Lore episodes, but honestly, I like to have both. Some argue that the creators don't take some of that in depth lore into account, when I'm pretty sure the creators didn't take the math and science into account either. Otherwise we'd have a Rated M Mario Kart. No matter how you slice it, let's be real, the creators don't think about that too much (sometimes). We're all over analyzing, whether it's Math or Lore, and it's all just for fun. MatPat, keep up the variety. I'd get bored of your channel if it was just Lore or just Math. I need the best of both worlds.
Same.
i prefer the math theory videos when they aren't porpusefully made as over-the-top as possible with many cliches of modern television critic.
it was funny at the start, then it got annoying.
Well to be honest I think that the original point of this channel was to over analyze everything in video games anyway so whether that be lore or physics the over analysis is the fun part of this show.
and those are the spoiled whiny bitches who can't just be glad someone gave them free content
Omg Game Theory liked my comment! I've never had a top comment from a big youtuber before! Thank you! ❤️
I love the reverence at the beggining, I love the movie 'Taken' 1000 recomend.
After this I wouldn’t be surprised if Mario could just brush off one punch man’s punch
Me: mum can you buy me gta 5
Mum: no
Me: but you let me play mariokart
*When you can't get COD cuz of it's violence but can get a game about riding over a speed of 70MPH while throwing projectiles at your friends and having no helmets, seatbelts, roofs, sides, pads, proper clothing, and 50 other violations*
Well that's true I should ask my mom
Golden Ri#kids these days
Yep, i asked my mom if i could get DDLC she said no and i asked her "Then why do i have a game that Violates most car ad rules and makes babies race and could kill them?"
My mom said "WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT GAME DOES THAT?!!"
Me: "Mario kart 8 deluxe"
Golden Ri lol
The loophole is probably something to do with Mario Kart being a Japanese game and that they probably don't need to adhere to American advertising laws (unlikely seeing as how they are advertising to an AMERICAN AUDIENCE) but the loophole could also have to do with the game being a racing game, or just that it's a fictional video game in general. Even then I'd assume even cartoon characters need to wear seatbelts if they were in, say, a Jeep commercial.
also technically the commercial is gameplay footage and an ad more for the game than the car so it doesnt need to adhere to car commercial laws becuase its not a car commercial
I don't even think it's American laws. I saw a ton of "Australia" on that sponsor rules thing that he researched. Also I guarantee it's the same everywhere across North America and Europe anyways.
There might be a difference between product placement and "regular" advertising like commercials. Product placement by its nature is incidental and generally doesn't interfere in the media its appearing in. I'm pretty sure most movies with product-placed cars don't follow most of those rules.
Also, MatPat cited the Advertising Standards Bureau of Australia, which obviously covers nothing but Australia and may not even regulate video games.
Goose Boose thank you, he annoy me in this video
Goose Boose But the localization team would be responsible to adding a seatbelt to the american release to cope with american laws. They would still be breaking the law EVEN IF it isn't Japanese law. Court won't give a hell on what the Japanese think.
5:45
germans
"you mean only 80 mph"
I love how it cuts to an ad right when the finger go into the saw
*what I learned from the entire thing:* Who is the fastest rider.
Nimr Al-Nimri what I LEARNED THO: parents should consider buying GTA for their kids instead of MarioKart
What I learned:
Matpat is smarter than everyone
Nimr Al Nimri the fastest is the heaviest
Game Theory is my number one homework interrupter
Ilove TEEAA mw
Ilove TEEAA same
Ilove TEEAA but it's Sunday but whatever
On a Sunday?
Ilove TEEAA I don't have school anymore. It's summer!
I was literally crying at the end of the video, crying and I love Mario kart
Hey matt maybe used his magic wond and put spell on all the characters to make sure they won't get hurt in the Cart game
I crashed a go cart once at go carts plus, and those measly slow things gave me
1. My loose tooth at that time nearly fell out
2. My forehead was bleeding
3. I cut my lip ( also bleeding)
4. I got a black eye
And
5. I still have a small bump between my eyes
These carts are CERTAINLY deadly
chill dude, that last one is just your nose
JACorrenti lmao
JACorrenti lol
dino saurus,owww
RIP bro
I had an incident where I had a four kart pileup that gave me a nice pretty seatbelt shaped bruise on the day before the state swim competition.
In hindsight, I probably shouldn't have been racing go-karts the day before the state swim competition but no point crying over spilled milk.
Hey, although it may be illegal to advertise a car without a seat belt that isn't a car, technically it is a go cart with a car skin.
I'm pretty sure Go Karts require Seat Belts in most places you'd drive them anyway.
That doesn't mean they have advertising laws requiring seatbelts be shown. : P
But There Was Text Down The Bottom During That Scene Saying.
*Unless There Is A Loop Hole I Dont Know About*
Maybe Games Could Technically Be A Loop Hole?
WOW MARIO KILLING
Fred Cause Go kart that goes over 80 miles per hour
Well, that really throws a kink in my enjoying throwing shells at my racing enemies, knocking them into walls/void, and crashing at high-speeds into other racers just to steal balloons...
5:50 - 6:15 I'm dying here! 😂😂😂
It's funny how I forget that these are theory's XD.
What did you think they were?
@@superplanetstikbotgaming418 facts duh -_-
I know right
It’s really easy to forget when you haven’t actually played the games
@@Anonymous-eo2er lamo true
Mario survived all this? Take that, Death Battle!
Garret Castro Yeah. Sonic survived an explosion of the universe in the comics.
Mario survived an implosion of the universe in Super Mario Galaxy.
not too mention, if Matpat was right, all the black holes in the center of the Mario Galaxy planets
He didn't really. The universe recreated itself. Everyone technically died
The Ultimate Gaming Hero i dont think those are canon
i love how he calls it a show. hopefully we never have to see the finale.
I liked the peach bit at the beginning!
"Granted I was playing with myself" ~ Matpat 2017.
Probably could have said your were playing BY yourself, but nope! But now we know
I mean, I don't blame someone if they've just been playing Mario Kart 8 as Rosalina.
Those race suits, whoooooo boy.
Mississippi King OMG 😂😂😂
Mississippi King Haahah xD
Watching MatPat freak out over getting to measure Mario in real life was just freaking adorable :)
11:08 matpat’s first 4th wall break
Mario crashes mat pat’s set
Mat Pat gets out his measuring tape
The Miis wear helmets and track suits, though.
NoPotLeftBehind .... were talking about Mario cart here
Bhosz Paulo catagbo you can use miis in Mario kart moron.
Mii's are no more human than Mario is. And if a Mii needs a Seatbelt and gear, then Mario would too.
Bhosz Paulo catagbo the miis are in Mario cart
I'm assuming since Miis are meant to be humanoid, while the Mario and Zelda etc characters aren't, that's why they're depicted that way.
You didn't ruin my childhood. No, you just made it better.
HA!!!!!! 😂😂
Tim Turtle same bruh. Same
I love how Mat Pat joked about the speed, and then F-Zero GX is just like "180 km/h? How about *1800* km/h? Pump those numbers up!"
Watching this in 2024 and seeing only GT and FT on Theorist Headquarters is a weird feeling
Why not make a theory on how they are still alive? I MEAN SERIOUSLY, HOW?!
ShkodyKot HORLEY CRAP,HE MUST SEE THIS
ShkodyKot
They could be like superman, Goku, or Thor and biologically tougher than our species.
it's very simple, they're hard-light holograms of the actual characters. Explanation complete.
MK gforces are different, gravity is different, so an 80 mph crash may only be 20 or 30 in the mushroom kingdom
Nintendo logic.
let us take a few seconds minuts hours even days to think about how much editing mat does
He doesn`t do the editing.That`s his editors` job
Slavish Trazer he has an editor
+TheVinkLPs
A cutter? What?
Even though he doesnt edit it (thats Ronnie's job I think) there is still a hell of a lot of research he does!
Slavish Trazer I like your picture it's the Fallout guy( laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh)
Wouldn’t the red and green shell have separate results considering that the green shell Ricochets agains walls where as red shells track they’re target? Just a thought would LOVE to see this become a video
We used to play Mario Kart with our older kiddos often as reinforcement in our behavioral therapy center before the console broke and the company didn't replace it. Makes me rethink what we were actually teaching them...
I sometimes worry about my skill in video games, as I can be pretty mediocre at some of them, but Mario Kart is one of the games that I'm actually pretty good at.
Sushi Wolf good at killing characters
Exactly. :')
Sushi Wolf yup
Sushi Wolf I'm good at easy mode on single player games
Same. Heehee
*DANGEROUS PARTS OF THE GAME ACCORDING TO NINTENDO*
-Babies driving 100 mph go carts
-Driving over space on a rainbow
-Being pelted with dagger covered blue shells and rotten fruit
-Entire levels based under water with no sources of oxygen
*DANGEROUS PARTS OF THE GAME ACCORDING TO MATPAT*
-The angles are off
Bilal Mustafa Don't forget Anti Gravity and Gliding Mechanism.
Bilal Mustafa 100th like
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD so true
Bilal Mustafa He actually said:
"Not to mention the shells, banana peels, and _Literal bombs_, But those deserve an entire episode all on their own-" So he did technically mention those things. This episode was just mainly centered around how real world physics would work in game.
Don't forget that you're throwing turtle carcasses at others racers.
Don't forget that Bowser races against his dead self in MKWii or MK8...
Don't forget that Bowser races against his own son and could even destroy him in Mario Kart...that's child abuse.
Don't forget that the Inkling Girl/Boy could be using the blooper to blind their opponents, aka their blood-relative.
Don't forget that Mario & Luigi even face their baby forms in Mario Kart, that also counts as child abuse. They could also cause a temporal paradox in their time.
Don't forget that when you fall off of any racing map, that could count as suicide. Thankfully, the Lakitu saves you.
Don't forget that they use decapitated Toad heads as an acceleration boost, secretly hidden inside an item box!
Baby peach splatters a wall
School nurse: i solve this problem with the royal ice pack
I just realised that Luigi’s death stare isn’t just a meme anymore
21hrs ago 🤩
So if Mario is 5'11...
then how tall is Peach???
I'd say going by the measurements the rest are above 6" and maybe well above 7" too
Now...imagen Bowser...where you know, at the final level...you fight a bigger version of Bowser that is 2x the size of his orginal size. That is like...Jesus christ the size of Godzilla!
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I did a google search and its said shes 6.1 or 186cm
Merope Amethyst 6ft11