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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 ธ.ค. 2019
- Taji and Coolr eat lunch together at least four times a week. But it’s always a challenge to find a place, due to Coolr’s very specific diet restrictions. Coolr is celiac, which means he has to have a dairy-free, gluten-free diet. He’s also allergic to shellfish. So naturally, Taji decided he’d be the perfect person to bring to one of Yelp’s worst-rated buffets, with hundreds of items on the menu.
Things could go either way on this one. Coolr could leave satisfied, with a full stomach... or in an ambulance.
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0:50 Finding the Buffet
3:02 The Royal Hibachi Grill & Buffet
4:10 Meet the Chef
5:10 Testing the Food
8:05 Addressing the Reviews
10:40 Taji's Review
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Dude dresses like a professional Yu-Gi-Oh card player
3 blue eyes white dragon cards head ass
Ol banish you to the shadow realm head ass
Got every zodiac card head ass
Dark magician dark magic attack head ass
bullshit turtle catapult headass
A ganster with a super sensitive diet is kind of hilarious
just imagine the toughest guy out there asking people if the food is gluten free and organic LMAO
WORD..🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I AM SAYIN
(BUTTERS PIMP VOICE... SOUTH PARK 😂)
That fucking made me laugh!!! Thanks Man!
Dr Doug get cultured man. He’s got a jersey accent. Bronson’s from down the way from queens.. he has a similar accent just like a ton of dudes
Hes a wigger
"All the clean plates is dirty". That was mad funny.
I wish he said "are" but yes I laughed at that too
@@charlielanda5140 gay
Like the owner said, what do you expect for $12.00, find 3 to 4 items you love and it's worth it. I go to Taco Bell and spend more.
Food
I agree as long as it doesn’t harm you, you get what you pay for.
You do realize there are buffets that ARENT rated one star for giving food poisoning? Lmao. also, you’re a clown if you’re somehow spending more then 12$ at Taco Bell. I can 4 people food there for under 20$ and they can get as much as they want. What are you so butthurt about? This buffet is nasty, and got alot of people sick.
@@TonySomething.this place has given a lot of people food poisoning. They don’t even wash their plates
@@BaronVonBielskiIt’s a 12 dollar buffet of courses it may cause food poisoning.
Golden Corral and hometown buffet have outbreaks to, I don’t go to buffet it’s gross and the people who go tend to be very gross, buffets are literally a fear for me but food poisoning and unwashed hands are to be expected.
“All the clean plates is dirty” hahaha
Yeah that was funny
hilarious
We in dirty Jersey baby
I approve of this message 🤣
'But ya gotta remember we in Dirty Jersey baby, Let's do it!' 🤣💀
This guy is the most dedicated reporter on VICE, his botox one was crazy.
im dying to know how much he makes annually
@@trillcollins7847 I know right
Stolen from Phil Solo
@@ReggieR3gg Reggie is speaking the TRUTH. aint that right bucko?
Yeah clearly those noobs that went to Korean camps in Russia or in Cartels clearly can't compare to the risks he takes.
I can't help but feel that if you actively chose to get married inside a New Jersey buffet, you should lose your right to vote.
Or breed
😂😂😂 brilliant
lol sadly some people can only afford to get marryied in this kind of place but i understand where you are comming from ...
@@The-three-eyed-Prophet yea man, let's disenfranchise the poor. that'll show them for being so poor!
That’s why it’s a liberal state lmao
This owner is a good ambassador for his business. Handled this situation quite well.
When theres a tornado of garbage outside the restaurant, well you might not wana eat there...
That’s just all of Jersey
The real gdawg Nah, you been to Asbury? It’s pretty dope.
Thanks for the tip, it makes sense!
😂
If you don’t know how wind works... you might be an idiot...
I would explain it but you still wouldn’t get it.
Why is he dressed like a character from a 2000’s Disney movie
its blue Guy Fieri
Because thats his secret Obsession?
He always wears shit like that LMAO
The brink special
Anyone know where the blue flame shirt is from?
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There is too much food on the buffet at once that probably sits there too long, if he would maybe get rid of some of the amount of food in the buffet then it may help his restaurant
Closing down would be better for the surrounding community
‘ “gross” no sorry wrong one “absolute shit” ‘ that had me dead asf😂😂
Hahaha
🏆🏆🏆
Awesome that made me cry reading your comment. 👍🏼👍🏼
Bro he's so unintentionally funny, it's hilarious 😂
Don't know why he didn't mention the food poisoning.
News: "Local woman and her shopping cart swept away by ravaging trash tornado outside of dollar tree"
I'm pretty sure New Jersey gets at least a couple f2 trash tornadoes daily.
mcfallen That’s next at 11. Sports when we come back!
Rip to her?
Be careful out there !
Rip in peace
"You can't make everybody happy, but at least I try."
Honestly I can respect that. Guy obviously has some learning to do about running a restaurant, but end of the day, guy seems like his heart is in the right place.
He has some learning to do about running a restaurant? lol. He's been successfully running his business for YEARS. The guy in the video actually owns 3 different restaurants. Who the fk are you to tell him he has some learning to do lmfao.
Guy goes through hundreds of customers a week. Yelp page has some bad reviews = he needs to learn how to run a restaurant according to you. This place is literally rated 4 out of 5 stars with over 2,300 reviews on google right now.
The food looked fine to me. The owner is genuine and seems cool. He tries to please his clients with variety. Good man. 👍
I mean, I agree with him, for 11 dollars it seems fine. It's not the fancy restaurant you would get for a marriage, but for a worker at lunch, it's legit
It’s like kitchen nightmares minus the help but with extra denial
Xie Yu Zheng Yeah this restaurant should get a court-ordered visit from Gordon Ramsay
exactly
"All the clean plates is dirty." Underrated.
dirty jersey
😂😂
Lmao I'm cracking up
"All the clean plates Is dirty"
😂
The subtitles were killin me😂 When Cooler said his name, it translated to Cool Little Gong! Lmfao
Imagine how savagely Gordon Ramsey would tear this place apart
It would of been shut down as he saw just the plates.
Can't think of a scenario where Ramsay shows up to a Buffet, I don't care what Buffet it is, they are all crap, when one kitchen is pumping out that kind of volume of food, nothing will be care for.
He would destroy it to its last atom
@@Andrushka12345 thats not true ive just gone to a pretty good buffet
@@Andrushka12345 that actually isn't true. If you have cooks that know what they're doing, and they replace the food when they're supposed to then usually it's pretty good. Used to love hometown buffet.
Gordon Ramsey gotta get on this ASAP
Chef wouldn’t dare step foot in a place like this 😂
You fecking *DONKEY* !!
He would be like this is shit omg wtf
He would fucking destroy this man 😂😂
Albert Poulsen ramsey would shut that bloody place down
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@@TheRealRL7hey
The gassy like sound effect when the chef was digging into the mac and cheese and the other foods in that short sequence had me dying OMG!!!! LMMFAO hounds down one of the funniest Vice vids I've seen
Cooler sees the dirty plates, "that's just Jersey baby, let's do this." Had me rolling.
“we in dirty jersey, baby”
Literally can't eat anything but dirty dishes? _no problemo..._
@@flintsky7706 right. Dude quoted something that wasn’t even said smh
Moral of the story... *DON'T* EAT in Jersey ... baby.
@@chrismartin5759 it’s called paraphrasing lol
"can I pee before we go in there?"
Translation: Can I smoke a blunt before we go in?"
@Danny Russell asking me? Restaurants have restrooms. Cut to the shades in the parking lot, lol. Hell if I know. 😂
Danny Russell uh.. Cause.. filming yourself committing crimes? Come on dude
@@Bloodreign137 “commuting crimes” yet, it’s legal.
@@HalfNHalf. not legal in new jersey
@@HalfNHalf. “Commuting Crimes”... What, is that like dressing your dog up in human clothes and plopping them in the front seat to try and get through the HOV lane?! 😏
Coolr is so hardcore Eminem checks for coolr under his bed
Love Love LOVE the way the closed captioning translates Cooler's name as "Cooler the Dong"!😅😂
i feel bad, this man seems really passionate about this restaurant and i can tell he is really trying to impress them. This must hurt his feelings lol
Nah he knows what he's doing
He still got 2,4 million views . And as he said you get what you pay for , great variety of food for 11,95 in NJ is still not bad at all and he know it
Yes but hes cooking trash food. Its like investing and getting scammed
I agree this guys didn’t give me intentional “bad guy vibes”
That food is obviously old he should feel bad
They seem like the most unlikely pair of friends but I love it
I think I luv u 🥺👉👈
White hat needs a little white washing
@@thegentlemenrat3727 omg thank u 🥺
@@JessicaGail for I have traveled the internet and abroad to ask for .
That snap tho
They are both complete tools. It works
The "King" made a good point when he said "if there was a bad batch of chicken and 100-400 people eat there daily, why is there only 1 review about it". But sure the food at any buffet in 2022 is terrible. Honestly, I don't know how buffets still exist in 2022.
This had me crying laughing 😂😭 and the end “I’m gonna eat good today I think …”
When he shook your guys hands with his serving gloves on, i already knew it was going to be shit
The editing in this video is unparalleled.
If you love funny and weird editing tricks and wipes you're going to love Brutalmoose oh, he makes these edits look like trash LOL
Those are nothing, check out Tim and Eric videos lol
@@macdee6040 oh yeah , most definitely !
Only surpassed by Most Expensivest
He needs Eathan Klein
“I feel things goin’ on in my stomach already baby”
should have followed this video up with a 1 star public toilet review 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I want to see more of this series!!!! When will more episodes come out?!?! 😩
"these guys know what my influence on the rap game is."
No we absolutely do not.
Miles Bennett 😆😆💀💀
@@MonaLisaFire Forgot I wrote this but holy hell the delusion on this guy with his tummy aches and shit lol
@@Max-kq8kg why not lol
Miles Bennett i’m pretty sure he’s self aware tho
@@majawest4800 nothing in this video tells us that
"buffet not for everyone" - I mean, the man said it best 🤷🏼♀️
🤣
😂😂😂
When Cooler said his name the captions said "Cool little gong" lmao
Cried laughing. Every time they played that stomach sound effect I lost it.
Brings someone to a buffet with a super particular diet. Doesnt seem like he could really test the food properly 😂
No. You think!?
The way him and his boy met at the corner had me dying. It’s like they rehearsed that scene for 45 days and still managed to make it awkward 😂😂
It looks straight out of a school video project😂
"All the clean plates is dirty" LOL
The owner seems very genuine and heartfelt. I'll be going there to try his buffet. Wish me luck
GOODLUCK HAVE FUN
How was it
@@lyricspop9792 he’s dead yo
Are you alive? Please comment.
@@WWE2KUNIVERSEELITE Hey sorry guy,s, I'm alive and well....thanks for your concern. I didn't have a chance to go there yet as it's not near where I live. But I have made it a mission to try out the buffet once I'm around that area then keep you updated.
Can the tummy trouble Gangster have his own movie
Rofl!
You nailed! :D
At least his own show.
“The Celiac rapper”
deadass😂
He should start his own TH-cam food channel. He'd explode. Possibly in a literal sense, even.
Those stomach noises when he was showing the food felt like they were coming from my stomach🤢
pinkcooky edits lmao
😂😂😂me too
Man the owner didn't deserve that he is a good guy I hope the owner all the best
“All da clean plates is dirty”😂
"All them clean plates is mad dirty"
This guy is like Ethan Klein and Shia labouf had a child
Omfg yes
OMG yess, i thought he looked like Ethan, but you threw in the shia, now i see it
bingo
That's quite a combination.
Wtf
I died at 4:25 when the one-star review popped up and the sounds of the upset stomach LMAO
😂😂😂😂the sound effects when the chef was showing the food lmao
all the clean plates is dirty man
That's raw
Are*
@@manchesfan200 i was making fun of the way he talked thats what he said. maybe i should have put quotations for u
for real main
Jersey
“All the clean plates is dirty.” 🤣💀
"Alll the clean plates are dirty"🤣
Really great editing. love the sound effects with the 1 star review overlays.
poor dude just tryna run a buffet. life’s hard man. 😔
Maybe get a decent dishwasher for starters, that way you don't kill your favorite customers? *Italian accent* Ah there's Johnny - he had his appendix removed after eating Sunday dinner here ( riperoni ).
This
Work smarter not harder gonna hurt somebody.
Dat boi that's exactly what I was thinking. Poor guy is trying to run a business and their bashing his business to make an episode
this comment legit made me sad
What’s cruddy is that the owner has such a good vibe and is energetic! The environment looks welcoming and colorful, but the food just doesn’t match that, unfortunately. :/
I knew a guy with good vibes and was energetic. He used that energy to go home and beat his wife every night..
I once knew a girl who had a dozen guys.. one day one of them found out; beat her up so bad she ended up in a hospital on guerrero street.
TWO haha what a funny story
Dude are you on meth? Did we watch the same video? Owner is a scumbag!
@@SheriffWhipple How is that related to food?
This music 🤣🤣🤣 the way the stars dropped at the end.
Geez dude I'm crying
Dude laying on the backseat with the go pro trying to be all ‘ninja’ got me dying lol
I came to the comments to say idk what the hell is going on in video only to find out the comments are as just as confusing.... starting with “pin me daddy”
Yup
@Rick K secfull
xXModern ManXx it’s the weirdo liberals commenting
You won’t find the answers here
Amy Ammerman oh shut the fuck up with your stupid liberal comments
those were some interesting characters outside the restaurant
let me be your soulmate for the night
Theblackahsa bro, this ain’t Grindr
thats just Jersey lmao
The trash tornado really tied the strip mall together
Dats dirty Jersey
The editing and effects starting at 4:24 is comedic genius.
The fart sound in the background when he was showing the food had me 💀💀💀😂😂
'Bok choy baby, you know how we do ' 🤣🤣🤣
🤣
A man is going fishing so he needs to give away his video games. Naturally.
Why did the "yeah I will" sound vaguely threatening?
That's new york
No crack involved whatsoever.
Ask MiName 😂😂
@@madisonweber2480 nice wig
3:14
Literally watching this the day they announced the Queen has passed away
I'm binge watching these. So good, Taji's so talented =)))
I f*%king wretched when they show the "clean"plates.
10after10 it’s New Jersey every buffet there is like that
@@yougottrolledbythebest8117 Looks like I won't ever be eating buffet when I'm in NJ.
10after10 looking at this part made me feel oily and dirty 😂😂🤔🤔😭😭 like I had just touched that plate myself!! Ahahah
He literally shook two peoples hands with gloves on...…… I CANT EVEN
I peeped that 🤒 yuck
"you wanna Nintendo"? "We don't do the games" 🤣🤣🤣
lmao the cc captions said "cool little gong instead of koolr the don, LMAOOOO
Buffet owner is a nice guy, you can see the hard work in his face man, ngl.
no, he's cheap and in denial
@@ad4994 nah
@@ad4994 someone watches too much kitchen nightmares
Vice is fake news
Dude facts the guy works 8 days a week easy he's not relaxed
Is it weird that I can _smell_ this video 😟
Equally as weird, I can feel my stomach cramping along with the sound effects.
Not at all
I think I can also smell this video... I'm watching it while taking a dump, but shouldn't be related.
Smells like gamey steak.
Star Cherry it smells like b.s. and lies n cheapness mixed with really old frying oil😂with no health inspection 🤢🤕😩🤒😷
this might be top ten funniest videos on TH-cam I've seen. give the editor a raise as well
I really enjoy the host. He has the perfect attitude for doing such niche type of interviews. Props to you
Man I would've taken that Nintendo
💀
For real bro fym I’m good????
Yeahhhhh boiiiiiii
Probs a scam
Big problem with yelp and other sites like that is, that people usually only comment when they have some bad experience. Very few people give good reviews in low price restaurants...
True
I shat myself 1 *
Wrong, I go to a cheap barber, less than half the price of most «professional» chains, the reviews are all 5 stars, because good price + good quaity is always going to be appreciated
I started cutting my own hair a year ago.
Also yelp is known to be very shady and hide positive reviews on businesses that refuse to pay for advertising with them.
Lmfao the trash tornado in the parking lot outside. Too perfect.
Honestly looked better than a lot of other buffets I've been to
Dude seems like a genuine person that’s just trying to run a restaurant. He seems passionate about it. I wish him the best of luck
Humble hearts are not meant to be in this sick youtube commenters.
I felt bad for him cause hes gonna watch this video excited to see how it turned out only to become really sad.
I mean the dirty plates was pretty disgusting.
@@alexanderhallingskov9047 yup people can just only tell him.He seems like he's trying to accept the critic's to.
We need more positive people like you on this comment section
Of course it’s in nj... the trash flying around had me dying😂
Yeah most cities in NJ have trash all over the place. I live 45 mins away from Atlantic City, and its a suburban area. Very clean, but if i decide to go to AC, i see trash and garbage littered all over the sides of the roads, especially near the casinos. Philly is like that too, probably because they are so close to Jersey lol. I've been trying to leave Jersey ever since i turned 21. Im 31 now. Too expensive here, and a lot of ppl where i live are assholes.
@@LunalovaniaGaming i Think he was talking about the ppl there 😅
@@momanskiakabiffbuz6004 im well aware. I was sharing my experiences based on what the OP said about the video. 😉
Trashnado
@@LunalovaniaGaming Then Leave! only the strong Jersians Survive!!
The editing of these series of videos gets me always.
LMAOOO legit was like is this jersey, then he confirmed it lol 😂 I swear we have better buffets then this
"Bok choy you know how we do" this dude is so gangster with his bok choy.
Who tf let him leave the house with that blue flame shirt
😂😂😂
Kinda dope
His husband
It's not the first review he's worn it in.must be one of his favs lol
He was headed to flavor town, can you blame him?
Yo I fuckin died when the garbage tornado formed around the shopping cart lady @3:35 like she was a sorcerer warning them of the hell to come
"Honey, I just found the venue for our wedding!" Now maybe she'll stop nagging me with wedding planning.
I actually felt bad for the owner here. I liked his energy and his smile. He seemed like a nice guy
Sam Ferber obviously not if it’s 1-star
@@creatorraft9197 Rating doesn't always mean the owner is a Dick.
@Black Panther Emm Probably not, but dirty plates are a symptom of lazy staff. We have a place where you kinda have to go in different and hunt what's good and avoid eating any of what feels bad and the non fresh seafood. Guy seems decent but buffet are harsh prices, considering that was for a review video though, it could very well be even worse. Feel bad for the guy, obviously excited and accomodating for video but unhappy about it.
Keep in mind you pay 11,95, that's cheap, food comes with the price. Hygiene is not ok though, no matter what price.
Genuine question, how did you guys not feel robbed after watching this mtv styled garbage? The editing was super questionable in regards to intent and actuality.
Coolr is a whole legend in these streets and absolutely no one, not a single soul, not even his momma knows it 🤣
fishhead90 🤣🤣never heard of him
This mans putting his life on the line for this series. Literally.
i like that awkward still shot of him walking away from the camera. for some reason it made me laugh
“I don’t want to eat again in my life”
*Takes plate of cake and proceeds to eat it*
jack daniels Yea he cant eat the dairy or the bread of the cake 🤷♂️
Dude looks like it’s his first day he’s ever dressed himself
ReapeR it’s ironic fashion like how Tyler the creator
wore that shirt for my primary school graduation
He is dressed exactly like a 7th grader in 1999. Definitely a move of some kind.
Lol! I had a similar thought, this legit looks like something I wore when I was 10 years old 😂😂😂
@@poopman73737 I wore that shirt for 2nd grade picture day in 2002 lol
I mean...he charges 12 bucks per person for a buffet of over 200 items. You can NOT expect high quality there and if you do, you're naive.
When everything’s fine and dandy, he’s super cool and happy to see them.
The subtle stomach gurgles throughout made me lose it 😂
Same... 1st i thought its a wet fart 😂😂
BR3IF i kept thinking it was me cause I was eating while watching 😂
That’s the part that damn near made me piss myself
It was literally making my stomach hurt
"We IN DIRTY JERSEY"😂😂😂
Slap that on t shirt i would buy it
I wish he had his own channel
I would go there just to meet the owner, what a lovely man.