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- Your favorite poorly reviewed show is back. This time, Taji gets advice from one of the worst rated matchmakers on Yelp before he goes on a real blind date.
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She basically a 5 star roasting coach
True
She should change her career
Absolutely!
Lmao. 😂
hahhha facts
This lady gets paid to straight up roast people.
goals
but she spitting tru faccs bro
She’s the female version of Jeff Ross, just without any comic relief.
She has to make money another way - who would actually hire her! She roasts people without following up with proper advice. Telling someone they're awkward and "not hot" without helping them become less awkward and better-looking is half-arsed.
All roast, no results!
I'm very thick-skinned so I'd love to sit there and take her best roasts. Maybe throw some back at her.
That date looks like it came straight out of a The Office episode and I can’t help but die in laughter whenever he does the smile. 10/10
To be fair she was also pretty awkward too with buggin big eyes .
@@TheKyleAye i know YOURE not talking 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 thank you for making me laugh
"The Smile" reminded me of Jeff Spiccoli in class while waiting for the pizza delivery guy in Fast Times @ Ridgemont High
He didn’t say fabulous enough
For a moment there I thought Taj was going to say "don't be a nerd" when his date asked to cheers the juice
I was hoping for it
He really should have. He might’ve gotten a second date.
Damn the dude literally read horrible 20 times to her face
😂😂🤣
She kinda deserved it tho
Ummh we gotta problem oof
He lowkey liked saying it
My favorite part
She's not a dating coach, she's just really good at telling you that you suck. Like a good old fashion step-mom.
Lol
I literally fell off my chair reading this. Thanks for making my day!
@@LukeOnTheMove Hahaha No Prob
Guess my step mom is old fashioned 🤣
You mean my regular mom.
The “fabulous” had me on the ground ahaha. I still think this kid is the best thing VICE has to offer.
Same 😭😭
5:15 You KNOW he lowkey used that moment as a form of revenge after all the *horrible* things she said to him LOL
Ohh no doubt he threw a jab right there 😭
"should we cheer the juice"
"no, dont act like a nerd"
*girl on the date* "we should cheer the juice!"
taji: 😳😳😳
He should replace her.
Hahahahaha
I was expecting him to say "no don't act like a nerd" to his date
xD
Not a reality
"If you texted me I probably wouldn't respond"
Holy shit they just absolutely murdered my boy
Yea Christ she didn't have no remorse. Us guys don't want to be blown off like that.
@@timtim2856 Come on, he was clearly trying to blow it. I guess he thought that if he tried to have a good date and it went well, it wouldn't match the two-star review he planned to leave. Kind of rough on the girl, but she was probably told at least a little about the situation, considering she would have had to agree to be filmed and all that, so...not exactly a natural situation.
@@michaelhilliard2370 probably right there.
Michael Hilliard oh shit yo I know you
look how they massacred my boy
When she said "do you cheers with juice?" I would've lost it if he said "don't act like a nerd."
Gets me every time when Taji smiles 💀
I can never tell if he’s acting like that on purpose
Well yeah, it's scripted. And edited heavily.
Oh he definitely is... Dudes funny af
I think he’s actually that awkward. I love him!
When he was on that date with the lady, yeah it kinda seems like he was.. but the cringey part was his creepy smile with his left eye looked really weird 😅
Before he goes on that date, I would have told him to just be yourself and talk about whatever even if you end up talking about yourself 🙂
I think he was acting and irl, he probably got to hook up with the date
He was killing it until he cheered the juice. Nerd move
It’s fabulous 🤣
That got me
Bobby Collins you’re a dude tho
This comment 👑👑👑
Error: 506 are you a homophobe?
The date made me laugh so hard. He was definitely acting for laughs. Love it. Nice girl.
wasnt a girl
This lady is the person in every sitcom who tells their friend to be exactly the opposite of who they are. Pretty perfect example of the type of person to not take advice from lol.
👍
nah
She probably has 5 or 6 ex husbands and thinks she's qualified to give women dating advice
This guy is the most confident awkward person I’ve ever seen. What a hero 😂
Have you seen Nathan fielder 😂
@@danielhouse8000 the problem w him is it’s scripted, I do like him though
right?! absolute legend, this guy!
Watch Naurdwar celebrity interviews.
@@abc.216 he still has to react to unpredictable responses
I feel bad for the guy at the store that shit crushed his soul.
Fabuloso lmfao he deff was
took it like a champ
Haha
Fabuloso so true
If he saw the pants she was wearing at her house he might not feel as bad
I laughed so hard at Taji's awkwardness... If you text me I probably won't answer😂😂
Bruh 💀 I could never say those words to someone’s face 😂 I applaud her honesty
Man the date was brutal! I feel like he was trying to make it awkward on purpose
Yes of course he was. He was also acting deliberately awkward and creepy with the dating coach, who obviously picked up on the fact that he was mocking her.
Makes for good content. 😊👍
The whole date gave me 3rd degree burns of anxiety
Second hand anxiety burns, for real
Vice should do a whole season of just this dude going on dates...That'd be Fabulous 😂
Lol
Yes please
Perfect 🤩 I’d watch for sure 😸
Yes PLEASE!!
I'll put up a glass of juice and cheers to that...
Give that Janice woman her own show right now!! She was hilarious 😂
I agree!
Also, fabulous.
Love her
😂 like, have you seen your ass!
Don’t act like a nerd
It’s hard to blame Janice. Taji is good at playing socially awkward 😂
I feel so bad for this guy he will literally do anything for us
hes a hero
He is the hero we need, but dont necessarily deserve.
Yeah for us, it's not furthering his career or anything.
@@Roughneck8 being the internet's bitch doesn't take you very farther than here😂
He's awesome!
That lady is absolutely hilarious and has no chill. She toasted him
Ye just died laughin
How does this editor do this? 2:46 His arms behind his back and then her frog statue with its hands behinds its back. Lmao
people would benefit from this lady's honesty.
☝👍💪👏🙏😉🙏
If he’s upping his awkwardness and playing a character, damn, he’s good. If he’s not doing any of those things, damn, he’s good.
Sorry, but of course he played a character. Maybe an exaggerated version of his "natural" akwardness...
So cringe, he kind of enjoyed it...poor girl tbh
@@verenas3536 yeah, I guess she agreed on appear on camera though..
@@canobenitez I don't think she is scarred for life, but clearly she expected a real date, Not this one manfreak show.
Totally, that date has the "what is wrong with you?"-look on her face
I'd say that he's turning up the awkward character as to seem genuinely novice and confused. In his intros, when he monologues to the camera, and when he confronts the business owner with the negative reviews- He displays bonfide confidence and heightened social awareness. For instance, you see him try to soften the blows of the critiques and ask about the reviews in a non incriminating way as to respect the business owner. He is a digital journalist after all- working for vice, who doesn't shy away from intellectually stimulating and culturally inclusive content. They probably aim to hire socially aware, intellectual, and charismatic individuals. That's my perspective on the matter. :)
When he smiles, he looks just like my turtoise. So cute.
Lmaoo. This comment is perfect
Ahahahahahahah so true
@@alevenajk you know his tortoise to?
💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂
haha best comment
New subscriber binge watching and this is my favorite one so far 🤣🤦🏻♂️
I've watched this 3 times so far, and die every time! The stuff that woman says to him kills the hell out of me! 🤣
Bahahaha the store clerk had the best response possible: “it’s ok if you don’t approve, I approve of myself but thank you so much”
yes
Lmao i died when she said "whos that?" And he said "hi" and she just roasted him 💀💀💀
R u still burning
@@uhmno1210 she’s a badass I love her 😂😂😂
King
Taji smiles like a little kid who just got caught
Meow coloring the walls with permanent marker, breaking the cookie jar, blocking the toilet with his dad’s socks. Take your pick
amal zuhair he reminds me of a snapping turtle
@@FJB2016 and Ethan Klein and Aziz Ansari.
I've never cracked myself a huge laugh for quite some time now and it's all because of this guy LMAO his awkwardness is insanely hilarious
"Be a hot dude with a lot of confidence" is actually really good advice
As a guy whose been with plenty of women, she's a 100% right. She's brutal, but honest. As a man who even wants semi attractive female to like you, you almost have to be near perfect for her to wanna see you again.
POV: You scrolling through the comments to avoid the awkwardness on the date
That’s deadass the most accurate comment here
I couldn't do it. I couldn't finish the video.
LOL yep
Damn!!! You literally got me! I made it till 9:55 before I couldn't take anymore.
Damn
His date is like wtf did I sign up to.
@Mark Steven Ole Close Eyes
Mark Steven I’d smash
At least she's real about it... freaking boomer
@@naptownsfinest2345 Z00mer
I’m sure he mentioned he worked for VICE and that she shouldn’t be bothered by the huge cameras
As someone who had an extremely terrific date a few days ago this made me die of laughter and awkwardness
I wasn't even on the date and I felt super awkward lol. He's definitely got it down.
She looks like she might have a telephone psychic business too
LMAO
I was thinking the same thing lmaoo
😂😂😂😂
Girl: Should we cheers the juice?
Taji: *PTSD flashback*
🤣
Whetic Corporation thought he was gonna say “NO. Don’t act like a nerd”
😂😂😂😂
It all went downhill after the juice cheer. 😂🤣😂
@@christopherblake2588 😂😂😂😂right
ok this one made me laugh quite a bit. good job on the editing here lol!
I LOL’d so hard when he was slicking his hair back in the car. Fighting with the comb
The fact that he purposely saboTAJed his date for comedy is him living his best life 😂😂
I see what you did there
Damn Son!!!
he took one for the team! 😂
(we're the team)
He's too much of a chad for her
@@connerwilson142 him? a Chad?
to be 100% clear, this guy is the only reason I'm subscribed to Vice.
Same bro
Sameee he cracks me up lol
Cool
Same
he's one of the best things to happen to Vice in a really long time ^__^
The blind date had me cackling 😂😂😂
Ive seen taji for a while now and i really like his videos, not only aret they very informative and interesting to watch but the guy knows how to crack me up!
I get so much 2nd hand embarrassment from watching this. LOL
@@PennyMsElite Probably but not to the extent of Taji here. LOL
For real dude! I commented the same thing! I literally was cringing and looking away out of embarrassment haha 😂
This lady’s first and only real advice should have been, “Just be yourself.” If you try to be someone you’re not, your date can, and will, pick up on it.
@@yourlifeisagreatstory being himself is the problem tho he's so off putting as a date. Seems cool as a friend though.
I had to walk away and just listen for a bit hahaha
taji kept his one interaction of dancers to the photoshoot assisting he did 😂
She’s rich she doesn’t care about the reviews
Honestly, her advice is quite okay lol.
@@leenuhh_ tru, she just has a certain brashness about her, lol
Ms. Elite
Why would an “extremist feminist” go to a matchmaker in the first place?
Ms. Elite oof
@@margaritam.9118 because maybe try as you may the fear of being left old and alone gets to most people at some point
When he holds his hands together and the music kicks in I DIE
Idc what anybody says i kinda like your awkardness i love the videos i feel like sometimes your a lil to nice on the reviews but i think thats how you are a genuinely nice person we need more people like u out in the world keep up the good work you always make me smile 💯❤
My favorite part was when he literally had the balls to pull out the note and start saying horrible 🤣
🤣🤣😂😂😂
My favourite part was after that, when she called the reviewer a fat girl! ROFL......
*Taji:* _"How awkward do you want me to be?"_
*Vice producers:* _"Yes"_
Nah, I think the producer said as many “yes” as he said “Terrible”
Very yes.
TURN IT TO UP TO ELEVON!!! (11) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
OMG I was laughing my ass off during the whole date! Oh man! The acting y Taj and the editing is so great and funny! oh GOD ! :D ><
That girl on the date was so creeped out but she was amused as well, I guess :)
The way the music transitions at 9:35 must have been the moment she went from seeing Taji as charmingly quirky to getting serial killer vibes from him lol had me dying
"where are you from?"
"Im from New York, enough about me"
This man is the biggest alpha among betas.
among where?
Doesn’t that make him a Sigma
@@forgot1684 your mom's house
That was his peak then he immediately fell off lol
He was so good in the date. Right from shutting down any talk about himself.
she looks like a middle school art teacher
Lol no doubt
Or story book witch
spot on
This comment couldn't possibly have been more accurate
CMF23 yee
This guy taji is just to funny😂. The way he always puts himself in these super awkward conversations is so hilarious. I can’t count how many times they just stared at eachpther with taji smiling and nodding his head😂
I think he’s secretly an aspiring awkwardness actor… he’s really good! You can also tell he’s confident and engaging so I’m sure he’s actually a natural at socialising 😂
This guy cant be like this. He mustve been acting on that date
Jan Jacobszoon it was so awful I felt bad for him but I don’t blame the girl either she let him down in the nicest way possible. It was just a train wreck. An awful inevitable train wreck where there are no survivors left.
he is a briliant comedian
Jan Jacobszoon I think he was fabulous
I really think he's like this lmao its just the vibe I get 🤣🤣🤣
He was following the lady’s advice down to the T in order to judge how good her advice was lmao
Lmao “who’s that?” “What is he wearing?” Lady has no chill!
looool! and the guys reply , you know he had to stand up for himself
I felt really bad for him she was so mean!!
🤣🤣🤣😩😩😩
Leave her alone, she knows everything
So fucking hilarous, "it's ok if you dont approve" HAHA
OH MY GOD HIS FACE WHEN HE SMILES 9:38 hahahahaahah omggggg I’m dying rn
The background music is what makes this video fabulous 👌 👏
That was probably one of the most cringiest dates I have ever seen
the date is so bad but i couldn't look away
It was hard to watch
If you take a closer look, it looks like it could be set up....
DrakoniX it obviously is lmao, probably one of his friends
You go on a blind date
“Don’t be a nerd.” Changed my life.
Not just me who felt dat😂
Thought it was don't be an idiot and isn't from The Office
That hits you on different levels man🔥
Even tho you didn't get the second date over all it was fabulous content. You're the most socially awkward confident dude I've ever seen and I'm here for it 😂😂😂
While the advice is legit if you try to take any advice from a dating coach or site about what to do during a date you will end up looking as awkward as this dude, even if you're a fairly normal person. There's a reason "be yourself" is the gold standard of dating advice.
the man himself is back
Taji baby!
Hayden Keizer ouuhh
The man,the myth, the legend
Hayden Keizer cringe
I’M IN PHYSICAL PAIN AFTER WATCHING THIS.
SpiderBite90x no way is your side hurting aggressively too cause that’s what happened with me
It’s FaBuLoUs
lol the part they start talking about juices "id be saying looking forward to getting your juices flowing tonight"
Honestly she’s just brutally honest. Most people (specially the ones who look for a date coach) aren’t ready for that
This dude is the hero we don’t deserve.
Fabulous....
Fabulous
Lmfao
This dude looking like Ethan Klein, Shia Lebouf and Oliver Tree all at once
I'd do him.
This is so spot on! 😂😂😂
Lmao
LMAO you're totally right.
wow 😂
7:53 i had to stop video. I got cringed so had to get up and walk until I felt safe to watch again lol
the dating advice was solid
Ikr she started about his outfit and opening doors and saying fabulous and I'm like these are all correct
Pretty fabulous advice
"I wasn't gonna talk about myself but I carry an entire TV network on my back"
😂🙏
Ain't that the truth!
WORD YO!!!!!!!!~ VICE has dropped off on ALL its other content, but THIS guy, CARRIES em' !!!!!!!TAJI is the MAN YO!!!!!
She is actually a character, I could see her having a reality show.
im glad im not the only one who uses character
I would love it!
Man I love this guy. We need more date videos
Women with taste know that Taji is the supreme version of Shia Labeouf.
Actually Shia is too fabulous for his own good so he has to transfer part of his fabulous energy over to Taji otherwise Shia's body can't contain the energy or so the story goes.
Exactly
AGREED!
Yeah for real! He’s so genuine and sweet. I’d go on a date with him 🤷🏼♀️😂
Shia Lapork
This dude did not just read all of those “horribles” to that lady’s face 😂
He’s my favorite lol
Christos Belibasakis I was your 666th like. FYI. 😏
Christos Belibasakis exactly what I was thinking. So brutal
that pan to the frog with its arms behind its back gave me a heart attack. im wheezing. a+ editor(s)
I haven’t laughed this hard in awhile, I’m so happy I stumbled upon this gem of a video
I've been watching this shit for a while now and still can't figure out if this guy is just a great actor or legitimately that awkward all the time. You want the cringe, Vice brings the cringe.
Def both. His awkwardness is his thang.
Dude's like a heart attack
I think he's a little awkward, but he plays it up lmao.
How is it cringey? The date is clearly in on it.
Obviously he's a genius.
I love the “don’t act like a nerd”
I can't remember the last time I was on the floor laughing so hard
I actually laughed out loud at this too funny 😂
The date was the funniest thing I've seen on vice in a LONG time
It was 1/2 cringe 1/2 funny i don't even know if i enjoyed watching it😂
I died 💀
One of the funniest things I've seen in general in a long time
@@anhz52 best part was he legitimately did everything coach lady told him to do 😂 not the slightest deviation
@@brg9759 Cant believe he litteraly missed out on such a quality date for a show. I kinda died inside slowly during the date. What an agony.
He clearly got dumped because he cheered the juice.
💯
What a dork he was warned
@@user-dq2ly5ut9j Hahahaha your comment made me laugh. Yeah he fucked up
Such a great comment!
Staged.
This lady was just super truthfully blunt. I would give her 5 stars. She gave him some pretty good advice and he just turned it into a bunch of weirdo stuff. "Fabulous"🤣. This is probably my favorite episode though
HE ACTUALLY DOES EXACTLY WHAT JANIS TELLS HIM TO DO ON THE REAL DATE!!!
Taji goes all in, once again.
Jeez he smiles so awkward and that date if it wasn’t set up was the most awkward thing I’ve ever watched
How do you not know this is heavily edited.... Its genius and funny
Woah save some chicks for the rest of us
The girl is cute af though...😂
Watch The Undateables, a show full of awkward dates, you will finish every episode feeling like the Fonz
@@bluemoon1115 you must have very low standards
love her, big alcoholic auntie energy
Yeeeessss great description
Love ur comment
So true 😂😂😂🍺🍺🍺
YONCE 8701 thanks yonce, means a lot
😂😂😂😂😂
What a unique individual. I literally laughed at the date! I felt like it was perfectly unscripted. The girl on the actual date was insanely gorgeous!!! Good video!
i beg to differ the giraffe socks are absolutely dashing! i totally love it
His date seemed so nice, I feel bad for her. The lengths this man will go to for this channel are unreal.
She seemed NICE? fr fr?!
@@DoobieKeebler I mean, he was being excruciatingly, psychopathically awkward and she rolled with it pretty well--seemed like she was still doing her best to engage, be friendly, and have a good time, which does take some patience, composure, and kindness imo. Seemed to have a sense of humor about the whole situation as well. Definitely nice. And I think her being blunt and clear at the end of an interaction like that is probably best for both parties too.
@@xeres7688 😂🤣 straight savage
@@xeres7688 you are an incel and you should stop trying to find a mommy to replace your real mommy.
@@NightsauceHQ she's still ugly tho, the guy was just socially shy. Not attractive
The lady is hilarious but an awful dating coach. Plus you don't want someone to totally destroy your confidence before you go on a date.
Right? Like that's the opposite thing to do 😂
It’s called a reality check. You’ve had people lie to you your whole life, so the truth hurts 🤷🏻♂️
@@AnjewTate You're not a very smart person, she needs gullible idiots like you to stay in business. She had no idea what she was talking about....."Fabulous"
I mean its ok to be criticized but i hope she gives advice to improve
She’s straight up & right for the most part but she is a little old school.
What a fabulous bit! So funny! Your best work thus far.
Some of Tajis, videos are so good I've watched several times, after months gave past! Need more new ones,!