Abandoned by the Captain of Yelp’s Worst-Rated Fishing Voyage | One Star Reviews

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  • Taji was born and raised in New York, but only recently became aware of a robust fishing community right on his doorstep.
    As a landsman curious about life at sea, Taji took to Yelp to find one of the worst-rated fishing boats to experience the open water for himself. He stumbled across Captain Dave, whose reviews accuse him and his crew of “false advertising”, “filthy” conditions and worst of all… allegedly torturing sharks.
    So off Taji went for a day voyage out at sea with the crew - only to be abandoned by Captain Dave himself right before the boat’s departure. A One Star Reviews first!
    It is Taji’s duty to the people to address negative reviews with the business owner… but who was in charge of the ship?!
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  • @VICE
    @VICE  ปีที่แล้ว +13

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  • @DOOM-cf8xj
    @DOOM-cf8xj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17311

    These guys are just pissed that people actually show up to their money-laundering business.

    • @leobowman8149
      @leobowman8149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1048

      Lmao the fact that they're Italian makes this hilarious 😂

    • @ChiTownGuerrilla
      @ChiTownGuerrilla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +690

      I mean I would be kind of pissed if some kid shows up with a camera crew asking for a tour and what my balls look like.

    • @grewntd
      @grewntd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      That's a strong possibility but I've lived in NYC for 3 years and I've noticed most people are stand-offish at best and at times, kinda sociopathic.

    • @bubutitroll
      @bubutitroll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@leobowman8149 there are no italians in this video 😂

    • @morganderose3491
      @morganderose3491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmfao

  • @E2theBizzle
    @E2theBizzle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3005

    The owner Dave seems like the kind of guy that would offer to help you move, show up and drink all the beer in twenty minutes, and then leave without lifting a single box but never let you forget that you now owe him a favor.

    • @causetheplumstasteyum7848
      @causetheplumstasteyum7848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Whilst stinking of B.O and dropping a god awful beefer and cheeky grin just before he left.

    • @alabamalockpicking
      @alabamalockpicking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@causetheplumstasteyum7848 lmfao 🤣

    • @rohit_banga
      @rohit_banga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Maybe even borrow some money as soon as he came..(which he will of course not return)

    • @alexsveta5403
      @alexsveta5403 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You just reminded me of a dude in Peloponnese, Greece. Our car run out of battery and a girl called that dude to help us and he basically was just giving instructions the entire time while he was the only one not pushing the car, then he just got into his motobike and left lol

    • @badfoody
      @badfoody 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Man
      I thought Willie the Junkie would be a total shithead
      Turns out it was Dave hahaha

  • @darqv9358
    @darqv9358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6070

    the sheer amount of awkward silence in this video concerns me

    • @Seaton1518
      @Seaton1518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      I think they ignored him because they didn't really respect him kind of comes off as a middle school film crew, But what about these bad reviews 🙄

    • @xxlizziezxxful
      @xxlizziezxxful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Travis Ryan it’s the editing

    • @wackyruss
      @wackyruss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      These guys are like the NYC Fishing Mafia! The awkward silence was the fat shirtless dude contemplating how he would subdue the interviewer, and grind him up for chum bait- If the camera wasn’t rolling!

    • @PKaddicted
      @PKaddicted 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Its edited, note the first clip where he is waiting for answer but fixing his rod, then it cuts back to him and hes waiting for answer. It's funny the editing is what makes it good, but it's also kinda unfair for the business or organization getting rated

    • @kennethbryanfacun3127
      @kennethbryanfacun3127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      One of the most awkward vid of this series!

  • @JohnWick-dp6vp
    @JohnWick-dp6vp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3954

    That 14 year old kid probably does 80 percent of the work and makes 5 percent of the money . God bless him

    • @Saturnia2014
      @Saturnia2014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      @@yanbigtimeinc7698 The guys he's working for are most likely mafia connected 😂 they're shady as hell.

    • @domlefante1690
      @domlefante1690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Nah he made good money. Used to live in the same town as me

    • @fifimcgee3977
      @fifimcgee3977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      That teenager seems like such a nice boy! keep it up young man!

    • @itsjustdanny469
      @itsjustdanny469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thanks my man

    • @itsjustdanny469
      @itsjustdanny469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@domlefante1690 nah wrd he a g

  • @chillestplays4034
    @chillestplays4034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7943

    “It’s no failure, you had a nice day on the ocean that’s all. Fishing ain’t catching, it’s fishing.” Actually great advice

    • @tiredanddepressed
      @tiredanddepressed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      That's what I thought... I go fishing a lot and I think I have more fails then I do wins. Great amazing advice!

    • @fernandofigueirinhas7110
      @fernandofigueirinhas7110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      absoletylu

    • @mushin111
      @mushin111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Abslotuley

    • @davidpalomo5131
      @davidpalomo5131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      “One day of fishing is better than one day of working”

    • @mallenkennelsuk5854
      @mallenkennelsuk5854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I never catch fak all lol

  • @bagofish4784
    @bagofish4784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3238

    “Fishing ain’t catching, it’s fishing”
    *best words ever spoken*

    • @SplashinOnYourFace
      @SplashinOnYourFace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      BagOfish name checks out

    • @natelandherr5202
      @natelandherr5202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      It's pretty true tbh.

    • @blakebarbee7224
      @blakebarbee7224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not in some places with perfect fishing aka Captiva Florida.

    • @jblps
      @jblps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      One star mentality

    • @XEXMONEY
      @XEXMONEY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BagOfish you have to feel it you have to ... wait .

  • @korakaly6499
    @korakaly6499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2719

    “I live on land, i don’t wanna be here”
    -greatest captain of all time

    • @jefffromjersey52
      @jefffromjersey52 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      He needs to stay on land and tend to his Tomatoes .. I feel sorry for the customers .

    • @OceanLlamaMedia
      @OceanLlamaMedia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I kind of respect the captain for just being bluntly honest. Would never want to get on the boat with that crew though.

    • @gracie2814
      @gracie2814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I was dying he said that lmao

    • @Wonglharke
      @Wonglharke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      At least you know hes not crazy and wants back home too

    • @jay21md
      @jay21md 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The dude was genuine. Clearly an introvert of sorts, absolutely nothing wrong with that. He’s focused on his job. He was stand-off ish at first like anyone would be if a camera randomly came up and tried to ask you a bunch of questions. Once he conversed with Taj, he realized he didn’t mean any harm and was willing to talk for a few minutes and be real with him.

  • @groovyb5188
    @groovyb5188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +859

    Captain Dave’s selective hearing is one of the strongest I’ve seen

  • @WXYKE
    @WXYKE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4567

    The 14 year old was the only one who seemed to remotely know what he was doing

    • @mollysanden6610
      @mollysanden6610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      0 customer service

    • @WXYKE
      @WXYKE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hell yeah he does

    • @ethan.hk3994
      @ethan.hk3994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      He did the perfect thing too, “(silence) so yea “

    • @Gorrash
      @Gorrash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Well of course,, he is not 18 yet, so no existencial dread

    • @odakyuodakyu6650
      @odakyuodakyu6650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      labor laws in NYC?

  • @spaghettibird5135
    @spaghettibird5135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2123

    “Oh the boat! This is Willie the Junkie. Now we are ready to departure”
    Best tour ever

  • @ሽ፞
    @ሽ፞ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4946

    Owner refuses to speak until he’s paid.
    *gets paid*
    Alright I’m staying on land

    • @sheamarcelle
      @sheamarcelle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Right!!

    • @backwoodyben4360
      @backwoodyben4360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      New Yorks finest

    • @Homelander-tp7iv
      @Homelander-tp7iv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Where is the problem with that? He does own it... The problem is that he doesn't have reliable people making sure everything works good

    • @toogaytolift9176
      @toogaytolift9176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@Homelander-tp7iv that's not what hes saying, The problem is he said he'd talk on camera once he got paid then as soon as he got paid he pegged it

    • @TomHoops04
      @TomHoops04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just sayin my like made it 1.1k very satisifiying

  • @NCSUPackfan
    @NCSUPackfan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2192

    “Fishing ain’t catching, it’s fishing” was actually a half decent piece of advice lmao

    • @skateandfingerboard1
      @skateandfingerboard1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Exactly what my dad told me day one, I've been fishing for 15 years now. I've taken a couple people fishing the first time and always pass that along lol

    • @mew9345
      @mew9345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Fishing’s always good but sometimes the catching sucks

    • @ianrjm969
      @ianrjm969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      All about the journey because that's all there is; everything else is an illusion!

    • @waynemarshall5194
      @waynemarshall5194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂 lmao

    • @mr.animemystery60
      @mr.animemystery60 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣😂😂

  • @kylek9684
    @kylek9684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2842

    Lmao
    "Give me the tour.."
    "This is Willy the junkie"
    "Ok were ready for departure "
    🤣

    • @ashkon916
      @ashkon916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kyle K 😂😂

    • @kylek9684
      @kylek9684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @gjaddajg it's still funny

    • @sheamarcelle
      @sheamarcelle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @sheamarcelle
      @sheamarcelle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @gjaddajg yeah right I'm sure that's exactly how it played out!

    • @ThatProdigyJudar
      @ThatProdigyJudar 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would like but you have 777 likes so let this be my appreciation

  • @a1oilsauce
    @a1oilsauce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1917

    i just realised the workers on the boat are just danny devito's personality split up into differnt people

  • @BL4CK-L1ST
    @BL4CK-L1ST 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3293

    Only person that looked like an adult in that boat: a 14 yr old kid

    • @ChiTownGuerrilla
      @ChiTownGuerrilla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      I'm not going to lie he's pretty cool the way he flipped that knife in his boot.

    • @NikkiC777
      @NikkiC777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      The only one acting like a adult. Lol

    • @dmorris4460
      @dmorris4460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      someone check on him please

    • @vietcongpornsurfers
      @vietcongpornsurfers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      pretty sad to think they were all that boy at one point, before the alcohol :(

    • @ChiliSkwertz
      @ChiliSkwertz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That kid is straight out of A Bronx Tale

  • @brokentombot
    @brokentombot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    I always wondered how weird, crappy businesses like this exist. Then I learned about money laundering.

    • @WhillztahHD
      @WhillztahHD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      100% 🤣

    • @adammiller9179
      @adammiller9179 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I was thinking the same thing. How can this business possibly still exist?!

    • @sidda7085
      @sidda7085 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @tony gal everyone’s crappy business does have a right to exist 🥴

    • @ledumpsterfire6474
      @ledumpsterfire6474 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sidda7085 Imagine thinking that only certain people should be afforded the right to start a business. Only people I've ever met who thought like that were literal Soviet ideology worshipping Communists.

    • @yung-megafone
      @yung-megafone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ahh yes, the only way to guarantee your business stays alive in the American economy. A true 'American Dream' if you will.. Nothin like coke and strippers on the weekends amirite?
      Money laundering is grea- I mean horrendous!

  • @finejustgivemeaname
    @finejustgivemeaname 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5143

    The 14 year old was less awkward than the host.

    • @jorgecervantes3268
      @jorgecervantes3268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      finejustgivemeaname that’s the point 😂

    • @MossyNutz
      @MossyNutz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Around 7:20 he just shook his head yeah for like 20 seconds.

    • @placeholder2836
      @placeholder2836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      finejustgivemeaname their was something wrong with that 14 year old

    • @timmyinthewell1
      @timmyinthewell1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      That little kid had the best customer skills by far. But then Captain "pay up" set the bar pretty low.

    • @timmyinthewell1
      @timmyinthewell1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Sound Money Who said they did ?

  • @ksspook
    @ksspook 4 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    As long as willie the junkie is there it's an instant 5 star

  • @rvpstudioscanada3991
    @rvpstudioscanada3991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    I'm surprised Taji gave them a 5 star review. With that Captain's attitude, it would of bumped him down to at least a 3 star.

    • @Larpushka
      @Larpushka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I think you mean at most

    • @jackuniverse8925
      @jackuniverse8925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Taji is not a Karen, you don't know what's Tajis series at all

    • @marumomoloto4455
      @marumomoloto4455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He gets that's alot

    • @Jetashii
      @Jetashii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Not everyone gets offended from "attitude" people have lives and for the most part they were friendly what makes you think he has "attitude" because he told him to leave when he was busy? You're peak Karen right now, whats next is someone a transphobe for not instantly knowing your pronouns?

    • @oh.hey.2045
      @oh.hey.2045 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Jetashii what does being transgender have to do with this? And just because you have lives doesn’t excuse having a bad attitude especially when running a business. People like you sound so stupid. Just throwing around the work Karen like you actually know what it means.

  • @onlyonemrxonlyonemry306
    @onlyonemrxonlyonemry306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1301

    Everyone on that boat is lost. except for the kid.

    • @RxTerps
      @RxTerps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I bet that kid will own his own boat one day and it’s gonna be way better than this

    • @PROUDTOBEANAMERICAN55
      @PROUDTOBEANAMERICAN55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Rx Terps yeah he was a chill dude i would have tipped him

    • @jounaas
      @jounaas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RxTerps then this business is not aboit money laundering

    • @charlieritchie8957
      @charlieritchie8957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That Captain was alright but still a bit of a dick

    • @itsjustdanny469
      @itsjustdanny469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rx Terps idk it’s a hard bargain

  • @charmer4995
    @charmer4995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +670

    When he said “you have to be here”
    I felt that

    • @csxconductor100
      @csxconductor100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @94FADE
      @94FADE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      “You have to wait”

    • @dreamfpv7865
      @dreamfpv7865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Charmer 1st rule of fishing club

    • @glenbuyer8738
      @glenbuyer8738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What as in emotionally, spiritually, you mean I have to be mindful, live in the moment? No... you. Have. To. Be. Here.

  • @wojtaz7433
    @wojtaz7433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2056

    This boat is shady af.
    There’s the fat psychotic guy, a 14 yo and a captain that doesn’t wanna be there...

    • @scottpissed9354
      @scottpissed9354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Kinda weird

    • @Lankynibs
      @Lankynibs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      It’s kind of like a weird comedy movie from the early 90s.

    • @wojtaz7433
      @wojtaz7433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shen ye lol

    • @alexburke1899
      @alexburke1899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      This is actually a strangely common scenario in my fishing charter experiences. I had an experience where the captain got drunk and just passed out like 10 miles from shore, luckily the kid knew how to drive the boat and which direction land was because it was foggy and I had no idea how to navigate or drive a boat. That was the last trip for me at least lol.

    • @doctorcatnip2551
      @doctorcatnip2551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      The fat guy is not “psychotic”.
      Vice heavily edited the interaction with him to make him look weird.
      That’s why everybody hates the fucking media and that’s why they captain didn’t want to talk to them.

  • @shrimuyopa8117
    @shrimuyopa8117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +695

    Captain Dave had a great opportunity to get some free advertising but he just blew it all up.

    • @Relax0kay
      @Relax0kay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Yeah I think they’ve been very generous with the 5 stars also. Only the kid was nice but they deserved the one or maximum 2 stars for being so damn rude.

    • @Lil.Grandpa
      @Lil.Grandpa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@Relax0kay Yeah his review was bullshit. With the amount of attitude these guys were showing, a 1 star review was absolutely warranted.

    • @SamSlugg456
      @SamSlugg456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The entire time I was thinking the same

    • @aggressivelyamicable5987
      @aggressivelyamicable5987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      There's a 90% chance this is just a laundering front so I doubt he wants any attention.

    • @fairlanewhip79
      @fairlanewhip79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Captain Dave is a complete douchebag

  • @ksav4330
    @ksav4330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +981

    "I don't wanna be here either" - Captain Andrew

  • @2006glg
    @2006glg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2961

    That big (Russian?) dude has definitely taken at least one life, I think.

    • @Brett.1984
      @Brett.1984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Hes a heartattack in the making

    • @stevepurcell5883
      @stevepurcell5883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      True. I also believe he is a junkie

    • @dirg3music
      @dirg3music 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      That dude has lifeless shark eyes. The engines running but no one's behind the wheel. Lmfao

    • @ronnyt2793
      @ronnyt2793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      A real life Gru

    • @shock1official750
      @shock1official750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I think it's safe to say that he ate the body.

  • @zerovisdiver
    @zerovisdiver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    That kid sounds like he's older than everyone in that fishing trip hahaha

  • @YThEHelLDiDIMakEThiS
    @YThEHelLDiDIMakEThiS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3212

    This is 100% a mob front lmao

    • @ChrisGugliuzza
      @ChrisGugliuzza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +331

      @Papito Diaz No, money laundering business

    • @seb3858
      @seb3858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      Access to the dock late at night.
      Lmao

    • @velvetbikes
      @velvetbikes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      The fishing boat or VICE?

    • @MrLanzac
      @MrLanzac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      Right got serious mob vibes from the crew.. wonder how many bodies they've dumped in the harbor

    • @patrickzhu9121
      @patrickzhu9121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@velvetbikes both

  • @MT-gj6lh
    @MT-gj6lh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +814

    " can you give me a tour of the boat?"
    Capt.: "Oh, Yeah! Uh, this is Willie, the junky." 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mumin215
      @mumin215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes I loved that💯😂👍

  • @MichaelBoggess
    @MichaelBoggess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1188

    “I live on land too, I don’t wanna be here”😂😂😂

    • @IIIIIIllllIk
      @IIIIIIllllIk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Michael Boggess wtf I read this as he said it 😂

    • @ximbabwe0228
      @ximbabwe0228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahaha

    • @killed2deth736
      @killed2deth736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@IIIIIIllllIk saaaame

    • @VengefulHater
      @VengefulHater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That’s just his 9to5 he tryna do the time and get tf off

  • @thebaddestogre-3698
    @thebaddestogre-3698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    The big guy talks so little that he had to take a minute to switch all of his brain power over to "small talk" mode... and still failed.

    • @emilemil1198
      @emilemil1198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha youre comment is too funny

    • @TheGreatMoonFrog
      @TheGreatMoonFrog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I also think his English wasn't great.

    • @mattbot5167
      @mattbot5167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I mean he probably didn’t speak English

    • @5d512
      @5d512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He said all that needed to be said ... "feel it and wait".

    • @NikoMoroz
      @NikoMoroz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      eastern european immigrant didn't want to speak with a journalist big surprise

  • @octavianhagihagi4148
    @octavianhagihagi4148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2180

    That big boi seems like a very wise tortoise. He doesn’t say much because he doesn’t need to.

    • @themonopolyguy8126
      @themonopolyguy8126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Octavian Hagi Hagi yeah heroin will make you seem very zen like

    • @bipolarfanatic3617
      @bipolarfanatic3617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Octavian Hagi Hagi yeah the tortoise from kung fu panda

    • @justicewarrior9187
      @justicewarrior9187 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He can't

    • @andrewneel7411
      @andrewneel7411 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmfao

    • @repliedreplied5552
      @repliedreplied5552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@jonbarron8049 are you fried😂? What does every heroin user including rock and roll look like 10 years later? And does he look like he's into rock and roll?😂😂 That was a very stoopid thing to say🤐

  • @JohnDoe-hn2uy
    @JohnDoe-hn2uy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    that 14 y/o kid is solid- he has potential idk about any of these other people

    • @keith2860
      @keith2860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      They honestly were probably like the kid at one point then as time went on they realized this work sucks after years of doing it. And 100% of the time it’s because of the miserable bastards you work with or sometimes bring fishing.

    • @thuranz2773
      @thuranz2773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@keith2860 Hopefully he'll one day be able to own a boat and business himself.

    • @fishingaddicts4739
      @fishingaddicts4739 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@keith2860 Bro charter boat people in Florida are actually happy and make good money

  • @mitchr4655
    @mitchr4655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1117

    The way this dude handles awkward social interactions is priceless

    • @CasiodorusRex
      @CasiodorusRex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Grown men shutting down a kid. That's what it was. Men don't play drama.

    • @therealcloroxbleach9408
      @therealcloroxbleach9408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mitch R not as good a Philip solo

    • @LetGoNoControl
      @LetGoNoControl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I chuckled

    • @stephenh4747
      @stephenh4747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He makes them awkward

    • @timmyinthewell1
      @timmyinthewell1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@CasiodorusRex Yep. Real grown men don't worry about things like customer concerns or opinions....what use are those to an alpha male? They just need to be able to shout down paying customers so that they shut their yappers.

  • @c.r.5106
    @c.r.5106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "Fishing ain't catching, it's fishing" is probably the wisest thing I've heard in a while

  • @2cents186
    @2cents186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1244

    The 14 year old kid sounds like a Fallout NPC.

    • @tomtucker9426
      @tomtucker9426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Lmfaoooooooooo stood there for mad long like when your choosing your next dialogue

    • @onestopgamechannel7846
      @onestopgamechannel7846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If you put npc dialogue music over that it’d be perfect

    • @onojRX3
      @onojRX3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You sound like a 14 year old NPC from the comments section of TH-cam that repeats the same comment all the time for likes

    • @djy5645
      @djy5645 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is perfect 😂

    • @pinchevulpes
      @pinchevulpes 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tomtucker9426 💀💀💀💀

  • @savagenative959
    @savagenative959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +805

    Obviously that Russian guy is wise beyond his years 💯

    • @SpaseGoast
      @SpaseGoast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The Russian guy is only 25 though, he's seen some shit.

    • @cjbotts
      @cjbotts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      That dudes absolutely 100% taken a human life. Might have been justified, might not. But I’d bet the house on it

    • @matthewavilez318
      @matthewavilez318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      His words are few, for the rest of his words go to contemplating the fall of the glorious Soviet Union. But the words he does speak are wise beyond his years

    • @Voidroamer
      @Voidroamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cjbotts you can see the soul he took in his eyes

    • @monstertyler2010
      @monstertyler2010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SpaseGoast there’s no way he’s 25 he looks like he’s 55

  • @duggiescarfo3555
    @duggiescarfo3555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +730

    dat 14 year old is more of a salesman than a fisherman.

    • @phillylove7290
      @phillylove7290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      If that kid cut his hand he would bleed NY.

    • @mainlinemitch
      @mainlinemitch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      No bullshit, that fool said "heartwarming"

    • @jonthomas5595
      @jonthomas5595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      He probably tells his friends to smell his fingers all the time after handling all the fish.His friends think he’s smashing everyday

    • @PolntBlank
      @PolntBlank 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jonthomas5595 LOL

    • @robert558
      @robert558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jonthomas5595 Bruuuh lol

  • @aleccastro4761
    @aleccastro4761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "You want the tour? waddaya wanna know?"
    "Just tell me about the boat?"
    "Ohhh the boat. Here's Willie the junkie."

  • @GhostRider-hy9zt
    @GhostRider-hy9zt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    The kid will make a great business owner. He’s the best one there.

  • @mattychristian
    @mattychristian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    The junkie: “You have to be here, you have to feel it, you have to wait.. you have to wait.” 👌🏼

    • @Handlebarrz
      @Handlebarrz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The opposite of what this guy did. Worrying about everybody else's past experiences he didn't sit and make something out of his

  • @joshchapman4753
    @joshchapman4753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    “I live on land too, I don’t want to be here” captain Andrew

    • @jayknight139
      @jayknight139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Quote of the day. LMAO!!

    • @respecttheface7152
      @respecttheface7152 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      OHHHHHHHH HELL NOOOOOOO

    • @CristinaF210
      @CristinaF210 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wojtaz7433 I'm so dead w your comment, wish was right on top😀

  • @RRRRobbbb
    @RRRRobbbb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Post that kids name, and I'll hire him for a charter the moment he gets his captain's license. Hell, the moment he gets hired as mate.

    • @salmaahmed8574
      @salmaahmed8574 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      his name is daniel i have his contact.

  • @DARKDYNASTYK9S
    @DARKDYNASTYK9S 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1899

    those awkward moments are EVERYTHING! lmfao!! been down with a tooth ache watched this whole series EPIC haha love it!

    • @bom8255
      @bom8255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Ann Carr u too kind why are you kind in YT nobody is kind here 🤔

    • @92GreyBlue
      @92GreyBlue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Damn same exactly.

    • @maxw5733
      @maxw5733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don’t understand are you saying a tooth ache is debilitating

    • @thatoneguy1092
      @thatoneguy1092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@maxw5733 very debilitating lmao literally the worst pain I've ever had to deal with. And I've had 8 broken bones along with appendicitis and so many stitches and staples I cant remember how many I've had. Their brutal fam especially when they become abscess

    • @jessica.m.thornhill2300
      @jessica.m.thornhill2300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bom8255 people are kind here, just watch wholesome videos.

  • @1017KushNoLove
    @1017KushNoLove 4 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    “We gotta get this microphone on you”
    “Just right up the shirt”
    *sigh* 🙄🙄🙄

  • @kmusic160
    @kmusic160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2420

    Wtf..Haha he just keeps doing crazier and crazier shit...Officially only watching vice because of this guy now...GET YOUR OWN CHANNEL!!!

    • @harisbijedic1379
      @harisbijedic1379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      You should check out Philip Solo he does similiar stuff

    • @idontwantone132
      @idontwantone132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@harisbijedic1379 Soto

    • @iansmith573
      @iansmith573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It'd be better if he had a set of balls 🤣

    • @Aaronius_Maximus
      @Aaronius_Maximus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol I gotta be honest and admit he won me over on the last episode with the therapist 🤣

    • @dubstep101angu
      @dubstep101angu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      kmusic he had a channel. Vice practically bought him off

  • @IsaacDolo619
    @IsaacDolo619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    The “regular” with no shirt looked like someone out of “The Marvelous Misadventures of FlapJack” that would come on Cartoon Network.

  • @Pineyinthe609
    @Pineyinthe609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1607

    Worst rated gun range

    • @freikorps7799
      @freikorps7799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Dentist*

    • @MyNameIsZehn
      @MyNameIsZehn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      777Dubliner that’s true with a lot of ranges, but some are just awful. Whether it’s customer support or just the design of the range isn’t safe or very well thought out. It’s always annoying when the employees don’t know what they’re doing yet suppose to help people who are new shooters or aren’t the best at easing new shooters into certain guns or calibers. I only shoot at one range here where in live or our PD range when for work

    • @glowrm
      @glowrm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      So just any American public school?

    • @DrunkenSkittlez
      @DrunkenSkittlez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@glowrm fuck you i wanted to say that

    • @itsthecanadian2491
      @itsthecanadian2491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂🔥

  • @lencao4515
    @lencao4515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    When Taji passes away: Reviewing the worst rated funeral service

    • @smol9832
      @smol9832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cao Len 😂😂😂

  • @proonguice8386
    @proonguice8386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    “This is Willy the Junkie”
    I’m out

  • @darkgolden7069
    @darkgolden7069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    This editor is freaking master, He turns everything into a star.

  • @RickosaurusRex
    @RickosaurusRex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Taji: thank you so much for allowing me-
    Dave: where’s your credit card?

  • @billythecooljoe
    @billythecooljoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    whoever edits these videos needs a raise and an award

    • @ash3rr
      @ash3rr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Some Indian on Upwork.

    • @theypeedonmyrug
      @theypeedonmyrug 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why‘s that? He already earns 600 grand a year and rides a Chiron.

    • @charlstephen
      @charlstephen 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I swear

    • @dbrammall66
      @dbrammall66 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s one of the owners of vice

  • @CarlosCamilo
    @CarlosCamilo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    “You have to feel it, you have to wait.”
    - Willy the junkie.

    • @KUBKO17
      @KUBKO17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This phrase together with “It’s fishing, not catching.” Are two most powerful quotations about fishing I ever heard.

    • @60kai_57
      @60kai_57 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@KUBKO17 tak tady bych Čecha nečekal xdd

  • @JD-xg8zi
    @JD-xg8zi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Willie the junkie seems more like a fishing junkie than any other kind of junkie. He would probably be a good friend; quiet, eats good food, drinks beer, nobody will mess with him.

    • @giblets4510
      @giblets4510 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Willie is on some opioids, JD

  • @peterking8465
    @peterking8465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +710

    I see Shia LaBeouf and Ethan Klein had a kid with the attitude of Oliver Tree.

    • @CoVid-tv8zh
      @CoVid-tv8zh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Omg...spot on dude

    • @StevnxFemto
      @StevnxFemto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      For some reason he reminds me of Jeff from American Dad

    • @TheHumanSpirit
      @TheHumanSpirit 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't 2 out of the 3 you mention, but still funny.

    • @ArdeliaMaurel
      @ArdeliaMaurel 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is so accurate

    • @LittleLoLo7
      @LittleLoLo7 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is the comment I was looking for

  • @thatonecarguy3755
    @thatonecarguy3755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    I’m glad this is Vice’s story rather than Buzzfeed’s.

    • @AnecdotalPoet
      @AnecdotalPoet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ThatOneCarGuy 3 either way, they’re just as shitty as each other

    • @thatonecarguy3755
      @thatonecarguy3755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Thot Slayer I definitely agree, but Vice has some bigger balls when it comes to third-world countries riddled with the entrails of war.

  • @mykemyers6488
    @mykemyers6488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    As a fisherman someone should tell that kid to say in school, maybe give him a hug. Seems like the kind of boss thats nice enough to split the kids tips with him....

  • @sceadugenga735
    @sceadugenga735 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "you have to be here, you have to feel it. you have to wait... you have to wait."
    is the most perfect, philosophical encapsulation of the joys of fishing I've ever heard

  • @gustavs5237
    @gustavs5237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    I feel bad for this guy, he would have 2-3 million subs in a month if he went solo with these videos

    • @chochoproductions5720
      @chochoproductions5720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      He is just stealing phillipsolotv's idea

    • @mainlinemitch
      @mainlinemitch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      He is creepy as fuck, like who raised this soy blooded, spineless incel? I feel terrible knowing that someone born with a penis on this earth can act like he does. Definition of cringe.

    • @bookoolicks2355
      @bookoolicks2355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Lil Lighter Thief you sound like an egotistical pussy

    • @lim3lif3
      @lim3lif3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Vice has the money to pay for everything. And I think you underestimate what goes into these.

    • @MMcCoy-yh4ho
      @MMcCoy-yh4ho 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed

  • @Hashdollars
    @Hashdollars 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    3:46 a 14 year old kid says “everyday I wake up and I say to myself today’s gonna be a new story” that’s a whole story in itself.

  • @paulking8124
    @paulking8124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    "Is there a trick to catching fish?"
    "The trick... is knowing the trick to catch fluke."

    • @WHYJ35
      @WHYJ35 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Careful how you phrase your wishes, the monkeys paw will grant exactly what you ask for

    • @kaleblee5386
      @kaleblee5386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’s right tho 🤣🤣😂

  • @danigl8643
    @danigl8643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    " You have to be here, You have to feel it, You have to wait." is my new mantra.

  • @olowinneolo
    @olowinneolo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +818

    this did NOT deserve a 5 star whatsoever

    • @Nate-bn5kk
      @Nate-bn5kk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      He didn't want to get whacked by the monster running the gig...

    • @cocainecowboy_
      @cocainecowboy_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      it's honestly not that bad compared to how bad it could be cause its a no bullshit fishing thing for experienced fishers

    • @jacobcharlebois8950
      @jacobcharlebois8950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think the thing in question is the service of the employee and owner and not the fishing part.

    • @crixy..
      @crixy.. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean at the end of the day it’s literally his opinion and feeling on why he rated it, not what you say on a edited video

    • @Matthew-cw3gn
      @Matthew-cw3gn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@cocainecowboy_ that's actually a really good point. looking at all those russian(?) guys like the fat dude who was a regular, it probably is a business that tries to cater more towards gruff dudes who just wanna go fishing but live in the city and have no way to do that. no doubt that the owner is a prick, but Andrew is probably just not looking to deal with beginners and tourists.

  • @billionkek
    @billionkek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    FBI's : 'We've finally found where Fat Tony and stink breathe Pauly were hiding out '

  • @Anythingelse125
    @Anythingelse125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    “You have to... wait”. Literally changed my life

  • @nikib3002
    @nikib3002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Taji the type of person you have to say "were done here" at the end of every conversation. lol

  • @eazyc404
    @eazyc404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    dude built like mike off monsters inc

    • @Youpeeipay
      @Youpeeipay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      eazyc404 sack of taters on matchsticks

  • @TeamoJr
    @TeamoJr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1246

    “Everyday I wake up and say to myself, today’s gonna be a new story”
    Nods awkwardly.

    • @BPrime-jy6vf
      @BPrime-jy6vf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      *awkward silence*

    • @evettevane-tempest2000
      @evettevane-tempest2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The awkwardness... it’s real.

    • @tylereccles4219
      @tylereccles4219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TeamoJr yea

    • @loolu3636
      @loolu3636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      i laughed so fucking hard

    • @skinder842
      @skinder842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      The damn journalist made it awkward by not saying anything and just staring at him. This journalist was pretty awkward all around, it's no surprise no one wanted to talk to him.

  • @KomaKazi
    @KomaKazi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    Love how the kid’s just pure. He just loves the boat. 🥺❤️

    • @Randomdude1979
      @Randomdude1979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Let's hope he becomes the captain

    • @itsjustdanny469
      @itsjustdanny469 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Randomdude1979 maybe not 😭

    • @lori69
      @lori69 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@itsjustdanny469 give us the inside scoop, is willie really a junkie

  • @The-three-eyed-Prophet
    @The-three-eyed-Prophet ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That 14 year old kid seems to be the only one who cares about the customers and what they feel like i realy hope he wont lose his pation for all of this and will one day be in the position to deliver a great expierence to his future customers while also being his owb boss he whas thge most wholesome part of the video respect for you if you ever read this just know that we all love how much passion you put in the things you love #Respect #Greatings From #Germany

  • @leonardodavincrio2800
    @leonardodavincrio2800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +735

    This guy looks like a young Ethan Klein

    • @trevyrleigha4292
      @trevyrleigha4292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Leonardo Davincrio He’s not that much younger Ethan is only 34

    • @Jordan-mj9wg
      @Jordan-mj9wg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      just abt to comment this

    • @nickstar437
      @nickstar437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Glad I'm not the only one LOL

    • @markus7166
      @markus7166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No wonder he sucked so bad then

    • @trevyrleigha4292
      @trevyrleigha4292 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tyler your mom sucks

  • @rspswhatup8187
    @rspswhatup8187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    “It’s called fishing, not catching.” Thats truuuuuu

    • @cooorsbanq4226
      @cooorsbanq4226 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      you're dumb as shit

    • @Mysterious.phanto
      @Mysterious.phanto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@cooorsbanq4226 I want you to look at your pick and your name and rethink what you just said.

    • @hhhhergc224
      @hhhhergc224 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dumbass

    • @alexhughes4294
      @alexhughes4294 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nope that’s a myth

  • @andrepilli
    @andrepilli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    imagine being the producer and getting a sign document from all these people so that they can use this footage

    • @Janioong
      @Janioong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      U read my mind!!!!!

    • @nachodamiani5457
      @nachodamiani5457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The answer is money

    • @tyreleriqson1032
      @tyreleriqson1032 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      imagine being one of those idiots who says imagine.....

  • @robbyfiveboy4862
    @robbyfiveboy4862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Three things. The first time I ever went fishing I was ten. We went from Sheepshead Bay. Same place. We caught nothing. The older guy who took me said heres what fishermen do - we bought fish at a market. My mother thought I was a hero. I was hooked for life.
    My son once asked me - Papa how come we arent catching anything? I told him: That's why they call it "fishing" and not "catching".
    By ending this piece the way he did - it became a very warm poignant mini study of (New Yorker) human behavior and basic truths. Great stuff.

  • @JosePineda-jn8jk
    @JosePineda-jn8jk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    “Everyday I wake up and I say to myself today’s gonna be a new story... and yeah” damn at 14 realizing he is already stuck. That shit is the most depressing part lol

    • @dylanmounsey7515
      @dylanmounsey7515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nah that kid is the only one there with potential. He actually gives a fuck about how he’s spending his time long term

    • @cooorsbanq4226
      @cooorsbanq4226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      you're depressing mate

    • @sk33t_38
      @sk33t_38 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cooorsbanq4226 capitalism is depressing mate

    • @stephen8996
      @stephen8996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sk33t_38 capitalism is what you make it. If you don't want it to be depressing then you don't have have to run in a hamster wheel at a 9 to 5. That is the beauty of it. Use your head and do whatever you want

    • @stephen8996
      @stephen8996 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How did you even get that from his statement?

  • @austinb3560
    @austinb3560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    How to catch a fish?
    Willie the junkie: you have to be here

    • @shrimuyopa8117
      @shrimuyopa8117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Honestly its actually great advice. If you spend enough time out on the ocean fishing, guess what is going to happen? You are going to catch fish and you'll get good at it.
      Don't expect to go out on your first trip, learn a few things, and expect the fish to start peeling drag. Now a good tour guide will put you on the fish and you will have a high likelyhood of catching something. But those tour guides are putting in a lot of work and using everything thing they know to put you in that position.

    • @MichaelSnyder1776
      @MichaelSnyder1776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      In order to catch fluke you have to know how to catch fluke

    • @dogmachine2406
      @dogmachine2406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You have to wait

    • @disastermidi1990
      @disastermidi1990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dogmachine2406 you have to wait. You have to........................................wait. Lol it’s true but Jesus what a character

    • @dogmachine2406
      @dogmachine2406 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@disastermidi1990 i mean hes not wrong.

  • @D00M6UY
    @D00M6UY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    You want a tour? That’s willie the junkie!

  • @escotoes
    @escotoes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    This guy literally went from generally disliked to legend.

    • @JeandrePetzer
      @JeandrePetzer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And I'm super glad for it. It means he's here to stay :)

    • @Terriblegolfer16
      @Terriblegolfer16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Estuardo Escoto not just disliked every comment was about how terrible he was they fucking hated him day 1 taj supporter since Gino iannuchi lol

  • @loganwithlightsabers3051
    @loganwithlightsabers3051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    “Everyday I wake up and say today’s gonna be a good story”😂

    • @abe_ismain
      @abe_ismain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol a sad story from the junkie guy

    • @thomasrainbow
      @thomasrainbow 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is lyfe

    • @abe_ismain
      @abe_ismain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mitch Jones Fragile ego lol good catch

    • @ricknaughty1016
      @ricknaughty1016 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Logan with lightsabers I only subscribed to vice for taji

    • @BigDickCheney
      @BigDickCheney 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      and yeah

  • @mikemal4398
    @mikemal4398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    I feel like willie the junkie was in charge

  • @Blackbird7766
    @Blackbird7766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "fishing ain't catching" is actually good advice

  • @avernales121
    @avernales121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    8:37 dudes whole ass just hanging out lmfao epic catch

    • @mikebell7525
      @mikebell7525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He definitely pulls his pants down at the urinal

    • @nathan8750
      @nathan8750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Underrated comment 😂💀💀

    • @tommy_2_trill
      @tommy_2_trill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruh

    • @Lincolnator721
      @Lincolnator721 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wanna grab a cheek 😩

  • @Sergio-fu7mv
    @Sergio-fu7mv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    “Oh the boat”
    “ *THIS IS WILLY THE JUNKIE* “ 😂😂

  • @AlexHand
    @AlexHand 4 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    In the end, the real fish we caught were the friendships we made along the way.

    • @alegiu1
      @alegiu1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      with Willie the Junkie

    • @mushin111
      @mushin111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Which we then threw unceremoniously back into the sea.

    • @MarcoDiaz-fn6xl
      @MarcoDiaz-fn6xl 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stfu alex

    • @pr4nk5tr
      @pr4nk5tr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I felt that

    • @IAmJacksBalls
      @IAmJacksBalls 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @alex hand funnier than the video lol.

  • @moataziraqui6425
    @moataziraqui6425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Hands down, this is the best review I've ever watched. I keep coming back to watch it all over again! I love it!

  • @NathanWayneMiller93
    @NathanWayneMiller93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    "Everyday I wake up and I say to myself today's gonna be a new story." That had me dead 💀

    • @ballista7367
      @ballista7367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      We all said cringy shit at 14

    • @raycordova112
      @raycordova112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Better then you. IDIOT!

    • @SammyJoeLouis
      @SammyJoeLouis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Nothing was wrong with that line.

    • @SammyJoeLouis
      @SammyJoeLouis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Grow up kiddos.

    • @raycordova112
      @raycordova112 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @RJSCreative HEEYYYYY HHOOOOO

  • @DanielNourii
    @DanielNourii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    "Everyday i wake up and say to myself, today is going to be a new story" - 14 years old kid.

    • @larsstougaard7097
      @larsstougaard7097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😁✌🐟🐡🐟🐡🐟🐠

    • @BobRoss-kt4yu
      @BobRoss-kt4yu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      and yeah

    • @nikcjj
      @nikcjj 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BobRoss-kt4yu lmaoo

    • @charlesleger6787
      @charlesleger6787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And yea 20 years later u realise it was all bs

    • @kaitlinwalker6066
      @kaitlinwalker6066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He had best advice out of everyone

  • @paolobrigante1761
    @paolobrigante1761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    So y’all just goin around exposing money laundering?

  • @El_Chompo
    @El_Chompo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Bro this video was too funny. Don't you just love these seedy dirty back door type operations and people. I'm serious, they have so much character and it's so interesting. I love how you were so positive trying to talk to everybody and they were like who tf is this kid. It revealed a lot about their personalities. Some warmed up to you, others showed their true cold nature. Others were in between. Almost reminds me of arrested development at just the awkwardness of the whole situation. If you narrated it in their style it would totally be convincing as a spin off episode.

    • @rustywilson7966
      @rustywilson7966 ปีที่แล้ว

      Willie the Junkie deserved more screen time

  • @MegaXkillerxx
    @MegaXkillerxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +636

    i would’ve rated that 1 star too everyone was being a douch and they just wanna grab your money

    • @FHL-Devils
      @FHL-Devils 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @reddeadcodvidz182 - Yeah, that was a 2-Star, at best. He gave the EXPERIENCE 5*... Well, you can get that same experience from anyone, without all the super-douche and apathy around it.

    • @frankythekid2770
      @frankythekid2770 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Everyone sucked except the kid

    • @skeleton1765
      @skeleton1765 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @William Moody This isn't fishing, its customer service.

  • @AwXo
    @AwXo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    Getting shot by yelps worst rated gunman...

    • @FrenchyAU
      @FrenchyAU 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Or alternatively being run over by Yelps worst rated getaway driver

    • @AwXo
      @AwXo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lfren38 Hahahaha, exactly!

    • @ahsan4339
      @ahsan4339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You won’t even get hit so it’ll be perfectly fine

  • @Dragon228833
    @Dragon228833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    “I live on land too I don’t want to be here” 💀💀💀

  • @Hilariousity101
    @Hilariousity101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    “there’s no failure... fishing ain’t catching, it’s fishing” -plato, 400 bc

  • @artymenzies
    @artymenzies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The big shirtless guy, what a legend; without that guy you don't have a proper fishing boat.

  • @superdannny
    @superdannny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    That kid looks like a really good kid. He speaks very formally & has lots of respects towards the people around him.

    • @twelvelookslike
      @twelvelookslike 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He should take over the business

  • @4dhumaninstrumentality789
    @4dhumaninstrumentality789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    It’s like he figured out comedic timing, then purposely decided to not use it at all. It’s quite amusing.

  • @ethaneneliko2584
    @ethaneneliko2584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Homie in the beginning built like the thumb from spy kids

  • @LeftvsReich
    @LeftvsReich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    As someone who loves fishing, that "fishing ain't catching, it's fishing" line really hit home. Best fishing advice I ever heard.

  • @andrewmosley2588
    @andrewmosley2588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    "Let me just stand here and shake my head at you in silence after you're done answering my questions, just to kick up the awkwardness factor."