John Crist on Alcoholic Drink Names

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  • @megs2401
    @megs2401 7 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    What makes him even funnier is when he laughs at his own jokes. He's a goofball. Can't wait to see him on October 14.

    • @vivacioushannah
      @vivacioushannah 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Megan Wooldridge have a great time! He's even funnier in person, if that's possible haha.

    • @Bee-rf4eo
      @Bee-rf4eo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ahaha, how was it?

    • @jaguardog
      @jaguardog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MiraculousAesthetic lol thinking the same thing

    • @annebodee
      @annebodee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He is great about that. Most people when they laugh at their own jokes, the joke is no longer funny, but it works perfect for him. Saw him in Tallahassee last year. It was a laugh riot.

  • @willderrick4897
    @willderrick4897 7 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    "Don't tighten up on me now"😂😂😂

  • @lorc.251
    @lorc.251 6 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    "A diet coke? Oh yeah I forgot....the mormons"
    I started cackling and almost choked, I frigging love all the mormon jokes, even being Mormon myself

    • @jamestheschrute2671
      @jamestheschrute2671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *coughs* members of the church of Jesus Christ Latter Day Saints.

    • @caseyovermyee4916
      @caseyovermyee4916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Is it just me or does it seem like the people who find a religious joke the most amusing are the people of that religion?

    • @lorc.251
      @lorc.251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@caseyovermyee4916 its bc we see the weird and funny stuff daily bc we r involved in it

    • @caseyovermyee4916
      @caseyovermyee4916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@lorc.251 Exactly! One comedian was joking about a length of a Catholic Mass ("If you've never been, don't worry. It's still going on") and Catholic me just lost it because it's SPOT. ON. 😂😂😂

    • @bluestories7816
      @bluestories7816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@caseyovermyee4916 yeah they are long as heck

  • @spazzymomma7047
    @spazzymomma7047 8 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    He's like an adorable big kid!

    • @hadassah6563
      @hadassah6563 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Spazzy Momma haha lol

    • @DaurcKnyte
      @DaurcKnyte 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think this mad me laugh harder than him

  • @tobytaylor5960
    @tobytaylor5960 6 ปีที่แล้ว +958

    If you can't laugh at yourself, laugh at the mormons.
    - Tim Hawkins.

    • @bounty8438
      @bounty8438 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      A rule I live by daily.

    • @zeke9592
      @zeke9592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I remeber him sayin that

    • @jay-yz9pn
      @jay-yz9pn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      to be fair, they’re an easy target

    • @jay-yz9pn
      @jay-yz9pn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      like, as whack as the rest of us are, at least we’re not mormons

    • @jadecarlile4842
      @jadecarlile4842 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jay-yz9pn Yeah some of us are

  • @missluckyducky07
    @missluckyducky07 8 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    every video i watch of his laughing while saying "no u cant make jokes like this hahaha" its so wrong but so funny

  • @angelxzp
    @angelxzp 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1378

    i was waiting for a 9/11 drink.

    • @Ampwich
      @Ampwich 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      same xD even though he was talking about natural disasters lol.

    • @dirkdiggler2572
      @dirkdiggler2572 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmfao me too

    • @ihategoths3487
      @ihategoths3487 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh shit me too ha

    • @Grimorri
      @Grimorri 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      saaaaaame

    • @Anna-mi7lo
      @Anna-mi7lo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I think that's why people got tense 😂

  • @TheSuedat
    @TheSuedat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    I'm a New Orleans native and experienced Katrina. I must say, the joke was good. BTW, we DO have a drink called the "Hurricane". That drink has been around forever. There's also another drink the "Hand Grenade". I have no idea why we have a drink called "Hand Grenade"

    • @draviren6311
      @draviren6311 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      TheSuedat is a Hand Grenade just a soda can that they shake very harshly before giving it to you? (I'm sorry) XD

    • @crazysquirrel5388
      @crazysquirrel5388 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@draviren6311 Or a pranked soda bottles with mentos.

    • @draviren6311
      @draviren6311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@crazysquirrel5388 true! If you can get the cap on quick enough before handing it over lol

    • @crazysquirrel5388
      @crazysquirrel5388 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@draviren6311 Well, if you do the trick where you string them on floss or whatever, and pull that across the lid, put the cap on, and cut off the excess floss.

    • @Mama_Alessiah
      @Mama_Alessiah 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      For the same reason we have ‘Bloody Mary’s’

  • @psalm91rdwlkfpgrl
    @psalm91rdwlkfpgrl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I love it when comedians crack themselves up xD

  • @ENCwwe
    @ENCwwe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "One alchohalic in the back there" lol

  • @twilightshadow1795
    @twilightshadow1795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    I want an economy on the rocks.

  • @chloe7582
    @chloe7582 7 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    Omg It’s like 13 oz. of alcohol in a 12 oz. glass 😂😂😂😂

    • @LogosCloseToHome
      @LogosCloseToHome 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chloe I don’t get it

    • @Paul-yj4ml
      @Paul-yj4ml 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The two Bros Me too
      Some one explain

    • @oliviaedwards9737
      @oliviaedwards9737 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ...The flooding 🧐

    • @potofgold5074
      @potofgold5074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂 it comes with an umbrella, but it’s upside down at the bottom

    • @Hituvuvuvu
      @Hituvuvuvu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don’t use Gods name in vain

  • @ojibwayinca8487
    @ojibwayinca8487 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    This is solid material, bro.

  • @cccccccmc
    @cccccccmc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    that 13 oz in a 12 oz glass was insane

  • @weelynn1862
    @weelynn1862 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Very good! I'm from Ireland and we do actually have a drink called Irish car bomb, also Belfast bomb lol

    • @SDCB754
      @SDCB754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Do you have a potato famine on the rocks?

  • @jessietracker7983
    @jessietracker7983 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    This is the funniest thing I've ever seen😂😂😂

  • @tashvelez7286
    @tashvelez7286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how John laughs at most of his jokes lol he has the cutest freakin laugh (chuckle) 😉

  • @LindaCasey
    @LindaCasey 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    While he was talking about names of drinks, I thought of Sherry, Brandy, Shirley Temple, Rosé, Bloody Mary ...

  • @mrsginny
    @mrsginny 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    hilarious! need to see him live

  • @lisapeterson8268
    @lisapeterson8268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Don’t ever quit laughing at your own jokes!

  • @sylviedabee
    @sylviedabee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The last joke got me🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @moiczyk
    @moiczyk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I literally went to Japan and ordered a kamikaze :/
    oh it’s funny now! But...... I got the strangest look , lol!

  • @KJ-xc6qs
    @KJ-xc6qs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wish he'd play in Southern Cali soon -- we need the laughter! 💚🍾💋🤣

  • @kellybatson4812
    @kellybatson4812 8 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    I'll have the Obama Straight Up, oh no, I can't afford it.

    • @Fede_uyz
      @Fede_uyz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Kelly Batson dont worry put it in the next guy's tab, some one will eventually pay it

    • @rachelhayes3376
      @rachelhayes3376 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The next generation will pay for it!

    • @D123-f9k
      @D123-f9k 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      When was he ever straight up?

    • @noahsark4528
      @noahsark4528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@D123-f9k 😂 my question exactly

    • @caitlynchristiansen9141
      @caitlynchristiansen9141 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

  • @samantha5384
    @samantha5384 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:07
    No this is SO TRUE! Do not- I repeat- DO NOT do this! I love this man. So funny 😂

  • @heathermetz6576
    @heathermetz6576 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:49 “13 oz of alcohol in a 12 oz glass!”

  • @gritsonamission
    @gritsonamission 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    All this time, I didn't know my favorite drink was called a Barack Obama! Comes in alcoholic and non-alcoholic versions... The Bernie Sanders must be when you buy a pitcher, and everyone else gets to drink it but you? (also not necessarily alcoholic.)

  • @freedominabudget
    @freedominabudget 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hahahaha I need to see him live!

    • @HeyHeyCaseyRae
      @HeyHeyCaseyRae 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Freedom In A Budget Hey girl hey! Fancy meeting you here lol.. I'd love to see him live, let's go! 😉

  • @FireDiamondPoison
    @FireDiamondPoison 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    In New Orleans we do have hurricanes as alcoholic drinks though XD

    • @annebodee
      @annebodee 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hurricanes are pretty common drinks...or at least where I'm from which is Florida. Hhmmmm...so is there a theme there? 😁

  • @musicalrambling8437
    @musicalrambling8437 7 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Order a Donald Trump. It’s a glass of golf balls and costs $92 million

    • @majormana1
      @majormana1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No it's super sized glass shaped like golf ball yeah still cost more then it should probably studded with Crystal's and some how incoprates diet Coke(he drinks like 6 a day so much nasty aspertame)

    • @gabriusv
      @gabriusv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "Yeah, I'd like a Donald Trump"
      "Sir, we can't make that anymore"
      "What? Why not?"
      "It's a mess to pour foreign liqueur outside the glass"

    • @angelbear_og
      @angelbear_og 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Lovingthetruth7 Ltt7 See, now THAT'S how you make a joke!
      (For the morons who don't understand: base it on reality.)

    • @editorial_comments
      @editorial_comments 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      brilliant !! 😂 @@gabriusv

    • @Mulerider4Life
      @Mulerider4Life 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Still not funny as the Obama joke.

  • @calebandrews7563
    @calebandrews7563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Ya I vant a joplin tornado." "Sir that will be 3 billion dollars."

  • @slice_of_cheese7590
    @slice_of_cheese7590 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    The 141 dislikes were from O’Bama voters

  • @LLagi
    @LLagi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The high 5s at the end 😂😂

  • @bishoptom1826
    @bishoptom1826 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    H. Katrina - superb!

  • @meaganalexander2088
    @meaganalexander2088 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I had to move away from Louisiana because of Hurricane Katrina. But I'm visiting next week! :D

  • @CiaraJH
    @CiaraJH 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    A European walks into a bar and orders a Pearl Harbor.

  • @abbieamavi
    @abbieamavi 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I listen to these while doing hw, honestly they're the best

  • @violinplayer101
    @violinplayer101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is really funny! Good stuff.

  • @bakedfreshbread3187
    @bakedfreshbread3187 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Me : I would like a hurricane Sandy
    Bartender: my grambpa died in that
    Me : in the drink or the hurricane

  • @BarlowJacob
    @BarlowJacob 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fun to see you in my area

  • @andychristiansen4034
    @andychristiansen4034 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Spot on!

  • @stacielee4877
    @stacielee4877 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That Irish joke has me howling 😂

  • @edoboleyn
    @edoboleyn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Someone orders a 2016.

    • @ABeeBearLin
      @ABeeBearLin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Better yet a 2020

  • @ajax77777
    @ajax77777 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I watch the ads for you. God is good all the time!

  • @LS-gz4ed
    @LS-gz4ed 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂😂 that last one though

  • @meganmawhinney
    @meganmawhinney 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was funny AF. I’m sitting here laughing by myself

  • @Ididntwantayoutubehandl
    @Ididntwantayoutubehandl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Yesssss the Obama drink 😂😂😂

  • @DaurcKnyte
    @DaurcKnyte 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm a Katrina survivor, i almost choked. Funny stuff

  • @lizzybethclearwater6921
    @lizzybethclearwater6921 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "One alcoholic in the back." XD

  • @eej1983able
    @eej1983able 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    No ordering a black and tan in Ireland either

  • @ashleymilburn142
    @ashleymilburn142 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is it just me or does he look LIT as f**k?!

  • @146TS
    @146TS ปีที่แล้ว

    Heard a story once of a guy ordering an Irish car bomb in Ireland.
    Bartender apparently took it in stride and poured two glasses of Guinness and two shots of Bailey's. Then, he said, "I can't make an Irish car bomb, but how about a Twin Towers?"

  • @mandymoore5774
    @mandymoore5774 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 a 12oz glass. An umbrella but it’s flipped over. He’s hilarious. I really thought he was gonna say “yea I’ll take a 9/11!” & that would be SUPER inappropriate yet hilarious all the same. & I’ve lived a state over from NY almost my entire life.

  • @sky1is2falling
    @sky1is2falling 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    there's actually a brewery in Lviv, Ukraine, which had beer Obama, and now they have one called Trump

  • @amrenthedemon2707
    @amrenthedemon2707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *Russian comes up to the bar*
    Um sir, can I order a 9/11
    * bartender looks intensely at the man*
    Um.... We don't know what that is here..!
    *russian man *
    It is strawberry vodka, blueberry schnapps, and American offence and sadness. What did you think it was?
    *bartender just stares!*

  • @micahdavila45
    @micahdavila45 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like his laugh, his laugh makes me laugh

  • @ringdingersworldwide741
    @ringdingersworldwide741 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I needed that laugh

  • @stephr7847
    @stephr7847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That was great last joke - daring to say that one on stage?!

  • @mckenna7523
    @mckenna7523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a Mormon this is really funny

  • @ashleyp9109
    @ashleyp9109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And now we have Corona!!! 🤣🤣🤣
    -2020

  • @peggyrider2364
    @peggyrider2364 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Obama joke killed me 😂😂😂😂💟💟💟

  • @bennetterfield5720
    @bennetterfield5720 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    There was mudslide in Washington state that killed 50+ people. The town was called oso

  • @writingmystory2324
    @writingmystory2324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Uh, yes, I want a Tornado Alley, and my mate here, he will have a-....what....What the heck is a Hurricane Maria?!

  • @darlenesleeth-poirier1997
    @darlenesleeth-poirier1997 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    U r so funny
    I mean...love it

  • @patchworkgutterpup
    @patchworkgutterpup 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Louisiana native, love me a hurricane

  • @water2wine1
    @water2wine1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    There have been devastating mudslides here in the United States too.

  • @Billie_Marie_
    @Billie_Marie_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    You're hilarious!!!!!

  • @blairegray7849
    @blairegray7849 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was waiting on a Titanic

  • @nerdboi7261
    @nerdboi7261 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Aaron would love this dude. Lol

  • @ediamond23
    @ediamond23 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    My favorite is a Sandy. It's a watered down Manhattan

  • @Mikemikemike13579
    @Mikemikemike13579 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    To be fair… the “Katrina Shot” was a well known thing at my college. It was when you took a shot, someone threw a glass of water in your face, then someone else slaps you across your face. 🥃🌊👋

  • @marythomas754
    @marythomas754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2020 someone orders a corona

  • @gunnoerob
    @gunnoerob 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    aight...this cat is more of a genius than folks know mkay

  • @margaretgarner6945
    @margaretgarner6945 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    In new orleans we have a drink called a hurricane

  • @jimrebr
    @jimrebr ปีที่แล้ว

    It’s like 13 ounces in a 12 ounce glass, the Hurricane 🌀 Katrina! It comes with an upside down umbrella ☔️

  • @ruachyeshua3658
    @ruachyeshua3658 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol so true!!

  • @legaciesstudios9780
    @legaciesstudios9780 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Some British dude walks up to a bar and says “hey can I get a Justin Bieber?”.
    Bar tender asks “What’s that?”.
    “Some sprite with a shot of fruit loop vodka, served with a cupcake to overshadow the taste of vodka.”

  • @alightened
    @alightened 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was wondering if he’d pull out a “Boston marathon” it’s related to the sake bomb

  • @oliverrainer5771
    @oliverrainer5771 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Madman!

  • @akacman9303
    @akacman9303 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    13 oz of alcohol in a 12 oz glass HAHAHAHHGAHAHAHAHHAHAA

  • @lovelyjanuary
    @lovelyjanuary 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:06 - 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you take that back, car bombs are delicious. And I think, as a third generation Irish-American alcoholic, my great grandfather who was the last to be OG FBI (look it up ☘️) would understand 🤷🏻‍♀️🌈🥃💟

  • @lilliemiller3084
    @lilliemiller3084 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Uhhhh yeah I’ll get a shooting”

  • @rueh1747
    @rueh1747 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmao I think it’s funny he called the person who yelled at mudslide an alcoholic because I’m only 16 but I had a virgin mudslide in cancún about a year ago. Basically a chocolate shake

  • @rosiegore6940
    @rosiegore6940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mormon jokes are the best even if I am a Mormon they are still so freaking funny.

  • @giveitadangle
    @giveitadangle 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Me here from 2020 with the whole corona thing.

  • @cathipalmer8217
    @cathipalmer8217 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The reason the response may have started out a little slow is because at least one Utah town has been wiped out by a mudslide, so that was confusing. Mormons are pretty much always willing to laugh about alcohol.

  • @rosewinchester8329
    @rosewinchester8329 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The hurricane katrina comes with a bunch of tortillas

  • @piciallanana
    @piciallanana 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    his laugh :D

  • @ryleighglawson2182
    @ryleighglawson2182 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Someone from Canada orders Corona!!!😭😅

  • @skontheroad2666
    @skontheroad2666 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I went to visit my son last year when he was on his gap year and as they were all allowed to drink, I let them at dinner. They were such amateurs. They didn't know what to order, so I suggested they get an Irish Car Bomb. Their faces lit up after I showed them how to drink it and they had gulped them down..."OMG! That tasted just like a milkshake!" Then they ordered a bunch more (bc I was paying)... it was a bad move looking back--I created monsters, lol! But I have it on video. It is pretty funny when I look back (Yup! I am THAT mom...)

  • @jonathanhelm2952
    @jonathanhelm2952 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    There were so many bombs I thought I was in Beruit.

    • @tadd8210
      @tadd8210 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jonathan Helm: Boom!

    • @nht3892
      @nht3892 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am from Beirut and we do not have bombings any more.😂😂

    • @monikag1323
      @monikag1323 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Those of us who grew up in the 80s remember differently!

  • @terseandtiny1746
    @terseandtiny1746 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    He's so adorable lol nerd.

  • @MasterAnakinSkyWalker
    @MasterAnakinSkyWalker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That joke about Obama was hilarious

  • @thatcolorsilver1917
    @thatcolorsilver1917 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The Obama shade

    • @sagittarius420cheefie
      @sagittarius420cheefie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kylie Gramse Not shade. Just a joke. Pretty sure he's a fan of Obama 😄

  • @Birdboy029
    @Birdboy029 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tortilla!

  • @PerriwinklePadfoot
    @PerriwinklePadfoot 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Okay but Hurricanes are the most popular beverage in New Orleans lol

  • @kurtsudheim825
    @kurtsudheim825 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well,.there is a tote if glass for certain drinks caked a hurricane

  • @xiomaradiaz5292
    @xiomaradiaz5292 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    There's a drink a Duch Bros called 911 but i think they took it off for awhile cuz people actually would end up in the hospital lollll

  • @aknurlukpan8542
    @aknurlukpan8542 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    *Wheres my glass of 9/11, Jeff?*

  • @slice_of_cheese7590
    @slice_of_cheese7590 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:30 hang on did they just miss?