We're All Addicted To Our Phones. Brad Upton
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 มิ.ย. 2022
- We're all addicted to our phones, or at least thats how Brad Upton feels in this clip form his second Dry Bar Comedy special. Whether it's needing it for directions, or just to store information the truth is we all suffer from phone addiction. Whether you're someone who is addicted to your phone or you're someone who remembers life before the internet this Dry Bar Comedy clip from Brad Upton is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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He's just a naturally funny guy... like a member of the family who always has the funny stories.
Lol right! We didn’t tell our dad to get the phone because we wanted to LIVE!
My dad never even turned his head, let alone get out of his chair when the phone rang...he didn't have to, my sister would run from any part of the house to get it. 75% of the time it was for her anyway. My dad was half deaf anyway and couldn't hear people on the phone. He also was a WWII vet which is where he lost part of his hearing.
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This guy is a gem! Funny as hell and not one curse word!
Funny how the truth can be so funny when presented just right.😂😂😂
Paramedics and hospitals no longer need heart massages, for patients with heart failure, as they just turn on a mobile phone, the tone is enough to get them back on their feet
Damn, I guess I'm old. Not only do I remember the busy signal, it began with a rotary dial phone, only one in the house and it didn't move. You had to get up, walk however far it was and pick up the receiver. The cord gave you a reach of maybe 3 feet. We were on a party line which meant 8 homes shared the same phone line. My grandma loved to quietly pick up that receiver and listen for someone else's conversation. That was how gossip began back in the 70's. No caller ID either!
I remember all of that stuff as well.
Fortunately, my dad was an electrician.
The company he worked for did a lot of remodeling of hospitals and such...as well as new construction.
His bosses would allow him to bring home used parts...which included telephones.
So although there was only one phone line and number, we actually had 6 telephones throughout the house!
And then there was the party line. Man if you could afford a PRIVATE phone line you were rich
@@jamesharrison6201 I explained what took place on our party line. My dad wasn't going to spend anything extra for a private line.
Good and clean jokes.
I wish I found Brad sooner... he's been doing comedy for over 30 years, and I just found out about him like 3 years ago?
Just found him last week. I feel the same
Just found him today.
Hope I can find more of his stuff.
3 days for me 😂 he’s hilarious.
Most comedians today do nothing for me. I can’t even manage a smile most of the time. I only stumbled onto Upton within the last week, and he is HILARIOUS! Sitting at my kitchen table laughing my head off.
Could Be Worse...I Just Found Him 10 Minutes Ago 🤪
So relatable. I am 47 years old, my teenagers ask me all the tine, mom, how did you manage to live without internet and cellphones? 2:45 same
Simple answer to that question is "we interacted with people in person". Hard to miss something you didn't have (or was hella expensive).
Why didn't you tell your dad to get the phone? Wow, even the idea that millennials or gen Zers might think that wasn't a suicidal option shows that they're growing up in a different reality. Today's kids commit actual crimes and get less punishment than kids used to get for just being disrespectful to an adult.
This statement is factual.
Story - My step-sister got a divorce. She had to move in, with her two young sons and daughter, into MY father's house.
The children had been diagnosed with ADHD.
After two weeks in MY father's house, they were cured. CURED. The cure is very old, and well known by me. The secret ingredient is a two inch wide cowboy belt. Liberally applied!
AMAZING!!!
So true!
But they're products of the previous generation. Translation: their parents made them that way.
I've seen today's young parents let their kids get away with a lot, a lot more than my parents let me get away with. Welcome to the woke and snowflake generation. And thanks to the parents who raised them wrong.
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I like his comments on cameras.
Many years ago, when I had the ability to travel overseas, I was in awe of that mountain or that lake, and I *had* to take time to carefully take that photo.
Stop and "take it in".
I don't want a selfie in front of the awesome mountain /waterfall /Stone henge, etc.
I just want to remember the day I visited the thing!
Right!!!! I always feel so out of place when i take my camera somewhere, you just cant get the same quality with a phone. Although, the worry factor is out about someone stealing it when i ask someone to take my pic, noone wants to carry a camera anymore. Now i just get crazy looks when i ask, you can literally see it on their faces “why cant you take a selfie like a normal person?” 😂
@@rockytopchick8657 😁👍So true. How many comedy movies over the years have there been, where the tourist asked the 'local' passer by, "Excuse me, could you please take a photo of my family and I in front of the building/fountain, etc." and the 'local' said "Sure.. Just stand a little further back. No, a little further back.."
"Hey, where are you going with my camera!"
Ah, but there's something about selfies, especially when I'm on holidays, that I just don't like.
I mean, I KNOW what I look like... I don't want to take up all the space in the picture and block some of the view, you know😄
@@jasonayres lol exactly!! I can see me everyday by looking in a mirror lol and im the kind of person that thinks every pic of me is bad, id waste more time worrying about me than actually appreciating what im there to actually see. Its takes away the value of the experience lol
Worth paying to see his Comedy show, if I'm ever somewhere he's performing, I'm going to see him, reality comedy.
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When he said "Why didn't you tell your dad to go get the phone?
My World War II Marine Corps dad?!?"
I did a spit take with my coffee. 😂🤣😂
This was great. Cheered me up when I needed it.
Its nice he can make fun of himself. When he became the "big guy" trying to "sneak past".
Good job sir! Good job!
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Can't wait for his special to come out.
Brad definitely deserves a multiple special comedy show contract on Netflix. He'd also be awesome in a comedy duo. He could double his comedy by having a young foil to volley back.
Love 💕 this guy ! Would love 💕 to hear a full set !!
You can! His full special is on the Dry Bar Comedy + App!
Love you too dear where are you from
Recently discovered the guy. So good.
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Love this guy🤣😂
I love this guy
OMG Brad you are so accurately hilarious 😂 😃 🤣🤣🤣
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Brad! He’s the best!
He’s too funny!!!! 🤣😂😅
Very funny. I'm glad I clicked to watch.
Man I love Brad Upton! I have to make sure I don't fall out of my chair when I watch this guy
This guys Great!!! First time seeing him👍🏻😍
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All so true! Brad Upton is hilarious!
Thanks dear I really appreciate you where are you from?
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Its funny bc its all so true!! I was training a new employee who was maybe 18-19 yes old, she was actually confused with the store phone. She had to make a call and when she dialed the number she just kept holding the phone and was almost studying the base and when i asked what was wrong she said “what button do i hit to make it call?” It definitely caught me off guard, ive never seen anyone who had never used a landline before 😂😂 i felt kinda bad bc i burst out laughing, there was no doubt in my mind that that was a serious question. It was hilariously scary lol
Until 2 days ago I had never heard of BU.This one of the funniest men alive.
I had a Great time, Aloha from Honolulu, Hawaii
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Great way to wake up! Cup of coffee and Brad Upton...
He's my favorite. Hilarious!
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Damn it, I watch this on my phone
Was supposed to see Brad with Zoltan Kasas in Everett, WA a few months ago. Heard he had a heart attack so glad to see he is still doing live comedy and killing it!
Or this is an old vid...?
@@majoroldladyakamom6948 nope, his new special on Dry Bar. Saw interview with him; he said his heart attack was a few weeks after the taping but that he was feeling fine now after surgery.
This is from his special filmed just 15 days before his heart attack. He's recovering well though it seems.
Great comedian.
Where I grew up our phone was on a party line. How many people these days would know or remember that?
Could I use the line now. You’ve been on the line for two hours.
Petty cool. My favorite part... right from the start, very personable, Being smart never hurt either. Thanks for sharing.
Top notch 👌
Would love to see him live
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Super cute and I relate to what he said.. times are a changing every moment of every day. Pura Vida....
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He gave me a memory flash back. Five households on a party line telephone system. No answering machine. Closest thing to cell phones was a CB radio. Some people thought you had to talk like you had sustained a head injury to talk on one. I felt dumber just hearing them talk like that.
I was so hungry, I would listen on our "party line" and figure out whose house I would show up at.
Lorena's kitchen was always the best and she fed me if I helped her do some chores, like fed the chickens and get the eggs, and throw hay to the horses.
To save my pride everyone always let me pay them with child labor.
At least I didn't have to eat onions and liver!!!
He had me Cracking up the 1st. Time I stumbled upon him. A Name I cannot forget as one of my Former Co-workers shared the same Name. And yep he was just as funny in his own way! Hope he comes around my area sometime 👍
How very, very true!
You mean to tell me, there's people my age... That don't know how a landline works?
What age group are you?
@@honolulublues5548 1996
I guess I shouldn't be surprised, there's also people my age who can't tell time on a clock.
@@instigatedeye5941 that's absolutely true. I'm Gen X, so we were pretty much the last generation that grew up with these things as more common than not. The big thing in the 80s were Bulletin Board Systems which predates the internet. A modem and landline allowed you to post messages in forums and download software. Took forever, but we didn't know what was coming. Plus loading a game on your 8 but computer took a long time. You could start the process, go out and play baseball and come back and it'd still be loading 😂. Of course I exaggerated that - it took a couple of minutes, though...just seemed longer.
@@honolulublues5548 we had one of those super ancient Mac computers(I was terrified of it, the noise was definitely a monster), if we wanted to use internet, we had to do a phone call, aka, dial-up. We could not use internet and talk on the phone at the same time, and heaven forbid we use the microwave.
I remember us getting our first DVD player.
I have a TV in my room from 1985, dials instead of buttons, if you touch the screen while it's on, you can feel the fuzzy static, can still get some channels if I put a metal coat hanger on top of it.
Life used to be so much simpler...
I’m the same era. I know how it works. My family still uses a landline because we’re in an internet dead zone where high speed internet isn’t a thing.
Wow , love your jokes
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COMIC GENIUS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Your doing great!
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You're so funny because it's all TRUE
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He's spot on.... today's dating hahaha 😂😂😂
Hilarious!
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I’m 16 and even I remember calling my dad when he was deployed using a phone attached to the wall when I was little
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SADLY...
Ppl have NO VALUE for life.
PLZ PUT UR PHONE DOWN!
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Yeah, how can you be addicted to something you don't own?
HahhahahahA
What's "hang-up?"
That's when you by the rights to the Thomas Guide...
go grab that paper atlas....
It's like the titanic without life boats
Change?? My mom just passed away. Her and three sisters, were on the farm when. It was a sod house, with no electricity, and they ploughed with horses.
Also, the younger generation don't realize they can fit all the scenery in the picture if they turn the f*cking phone around to landscape mode.
i never ever used a cell phone and never will im 77 yrs old and dont use email eather life is great
Better get out your desktop dictionary as you misspelled a word and left off some apostrophes and periods. If you'd had a cell phone, it would of autocorrected it and added in the apostrophes you neglected.
Not me in fact, I do not even own one!
Put the Phone down and Get to work.
Not me I’ve still have my original gas operated flip phone and the braille attachment it only receives and makes calls and has messages in braille and it still on original contract of ten dollars a month for life ah the good old days
I call mobiles Pacemakers as without them life would cease, for the masses
the truth is finally out. That's the real reason we lost the war in Vietnam.
We made such big delightful targets and it was hard to hit those fast little Asian guys.
A 22 year old co-worker lasted 3 weeks at work because she wouldn't get off her phone.
Buy
I wish hackers would.
He sounds George carlin
The world is moving waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too fast.
LMAO! You wanna talk about funny I worked in cellular before even texting started. I actually was able to learn texting before these kids learned I had to teach the parents how to text. I had one guy called me and said that his phone wasn’t working so stupid Me goes through and spends an hour troubleshooting his phone. After an hour spent troubleshooting and finding nothing wrong with his phone. Bewildered and exasperated I asked him what his phone not doing what’s wrong with it. Here’s what I felt like the real idiot… He said it doesn’t have a dial tone! Then I had to explain to him that his cell phone was more like a two way radio that wasn’t going to be a dial tone. I work for Verizon wireless for years but that one I never forgot! I believe I got that phone call around 2002. You wouldn’t believe some of the things I’ve seen and heard. L O L
It would be funny if it were not so true.
This is so funny but when i talk about its absolute furry....i was getting really upset with young people about this....its getting fixed slowly....it was to long ago my grandfather warned peoole dont have common sense...well its hard for u to grasp that when u ve had it all the time...kids dint get the message 911 they have to talk to a person...something they cant do...or dont know how...thats what they get for saying bleep everyone whi doesnt text....honestly kids texting is too slow...have u not noticed..it has moment..but i live person is 15 times faster at correction...the worst thing about texting is an.impatient receiver...
How do you get to hell?
Very simple: claim that you're innocent.
How do you get to heaven?
Very simple: Admit that you're not Innocent, you're guilty and ask for mercy.
How to know if you're guilty or not?
Simply: Compare your life to the Ten Commandments God gave you in the Bible.
Everyone agrees that if people followed the ten commandments there would be no need for governments or police.
Do not lie.
Do not steal.
Do not commit adultery.
Do not insult God by using his name as a cuss word.
There are six more but let's just leave it at that.
How many lies have you told in your life?
Have you ever taken anything that didn't belong to you?
Jesus said, if you look at a women lustfully you've already committed adultery in your heart with that woman.
How many times a day do you do that?
Do you use God's name as a cuss word?
Would you do that with your own mother's name?
If you answer these questions honestly you know that you're guilty.
God can justly punish you and send you to hell.
Ask him for mercy.
His name is Jesus.
It's as simple as this, The Ten Commandments are called the moral law. You and I broke God's laws. Jesus paid the fine.
The fine is death.
Ezekiel 18:20 -
"The soul who sins shall die.
That's why Jesus had to die on the cross for our sins. This is why God is able to give us Mercy.
Option A.
You die for your own sins.
Option B.
Ask for mercy and accept that Jesus died on the cross for you.
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I don't know you and I've probably never met you, but you speak truth and words of wisdom! Thank you for speaking words of truth to a world that rejects truth!
Preach much ?
Jesus didn't die for my sins. He died because the leaders of his own religion were afraid of him.
The idiot-generation that thought helmets and seatbelts just weren't necessary in sports or cars or motorcycles thinks they're going to laugh at the rest of us!
COMIC GENIUS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hilarious!