As elusive as they were being with the answer, I'm thinking that was probably accurate. Maybe not THAT night, but easily a tinder hook up that progressed into more.
seen a clip of this on John's story and knew I had to come straight to TH-cam to watch the whole video, and it did not disappoint... All John has to do is be there, the audience feeds the jokes to him... GOLD 🤣🤣
Did you go to the one at Clowes this year? That guy who got up in the middle of the show to go get the VIP passes because they forgot them. And John was talking to him and he had no idea. I almost peed that was so funny 😆
I came over after watching you on Tauren's show with Tori, Tim, etc. Got to admit I have never heard of you before, so I glad I have now. You are so funny, I gave up on comedy cos of all the swearing!! You are prove that you don't have to swear to get laughs. God bless, from London, England.
You. Need your own Special John. You are one of my Absolute Favorites! My Daughter had a Friend who had a purity ring, when she was no longer “pure” she would “lose it” and her Parent’s would purchase her a new one. I think she had 3 during high school. Her Friends know that one she threw into the local lake🤣
Handled that one pretty good. They want to be a part of the show, make them part of the show. LOL!! And it is so true as well. So many women do this all the time with movies. Not just a date, but even friends and relatives. Worse if you are at the theater and you can't pause. Then you miss important points which only leads to more questions. And if it's your first time both of you are seeing the film, forget it. OMG... How do they expect you to know? Just watch the movie, and if some things still didn't make sense, just save the questions for after. You're both probably going to end up talking about the movie you just saw anyway. Same thing with anything else. For some reason, saying "I don't know" never stops the follow up questions either.
@@abradolflincler726 True. There are men who do it too. But I have noticed more often than not, women tend to do that the most. That's not so much anti-female, just pointing out a trait. Women are naturally inquisitive, especially when it comes to people. They are more likely to ask you questions about you, or people you know than they are about say your hobbies or interests.
Ahhh Royal Oak. Good memories there. I was born and raised in Detroit, I moved to Honolulu Hawaii 13 years ago, only been back to Michigan 4 times to visit, haven't been to Royal Oak in 15 year's. Used to hang out there every other weekend, had some good times there and made some great memories there. Anyway, Much Love and Aloha my fellow Michigander 🤙🏼💯🇺🇲 Have a great time at the show. 🤙🏼
@@Uni85h 😂 I would but he moved to Colorado, he isn't very well liked here anymore, not sure exactly why but it's a local thing. They kept spray painting his bail bonds store front, and the gate to his house in Hawaii Kai. It's a big gate too, that dude put a 6 foot badge with his face on the badge on his gate to his house 😂 my guess is that his ego got too big 😂. If you get to meet John, please tell him " Much Love and Aloha from Honolulu Hawaii " Take care brother, God bless you and yours 🙏 🤙🏼 💯 🇺🇲
Damn son he tried SO HARD to get the joke back but that poor woman whom clearly remained single after this date she has now ruined...JUST HAD TO KNOW IMMEDIATELY extra details lol
@johnbcrist Don't rag on her, she may be a new fan and doesn't realize this tour has a new name, "Fresh Cuts", and thinks it's your comedy special from 7 years ago, "I've Got Questions" 😉😆🤣
Bad mistake watching John while eating soup... took everything I could do short of hitting the pause to keep lentils out of my nose. After restraint like that, I think I'll have to sign up for one of those purity rings... wife won't like it though.
@johnchrist... I was looking for your tour dates.. it says you need to be fully vaccinated in order to go! How can a Christian comedian allow that to happen?
@@g_g6729 oh it's more than interesting... It's appalling... I wanted to go to his Denver show and they have a warning saying all need to be fully vaccinated in order to go(showing proof of vaccination card)
I really hate when people say “stay pure until marriage.” As if sex with your spouse is impure. The goal is to be pure your whole life which sometimes means being single and not having sex and sometimes means being married and having sex
@@EthanRom Being pure when you’re single means not having sex. Being pure when you’re married means only having sex with your spouse. Which is why I find “stay pure until marriage annoying” because it implies it isn’t pure to have sex with your spouse
I dk he could’ve just kept rolling with it if it was going to be in the next sentence. If you open up a dialogue with the audience, you can’t shame them when they respond
NEVER draw attention to yourself at a comedy show unless you want to get roasted.
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that is my dream come true 😂
Just sheer stupidity to do so. & probably deserves what’s coming to em!
It's not as fun as it would seem.
@@davidshepard678it was when I got roasted by Pauly Shore!
Guy Next to Women: "We just met tonight on Tinder."
Comedian: "Ok, mister I'll handle the jokes." LOL
😂
As elusive as they were being with the answer, I'm thinking that was probably accurate. Maybe not THAT night, but easily a tinder hook up that progressed into more.
So funny and quick on his feet. I’ve enjoyed watching him over the last few years. His collaborative videos with other actors/comedians are so funny.
You can’t do that at a comedy show, but, alright…. Hahahaha
Priceless !!
seen a clip of this on John's story and knew I had to come straight to TH-cam to watch the whole video, and it did not disappoint... All John has to do is be there, the audience feeds the jokes to him... GOLD 🤣🤣
John you're hilarious bro, always stick with comedy hahaha! I can't get enough 😆
“She still qualified for it” 😂😂
So cool to have a clean Christian comic that isnt corny.
look up Tim Hawkins. HYSTERICAL.
@@jekku4688 will do. Thanks.
Oh, okay.
Matt Falk is also a hilarious hilarious Christian comic. No corny jokes
@@jekku4688I've seen Hawkins and Crist live. Both were great.
She totally walked into that!!!😂🤣
This was a fabulous, impromptu, bit, brother. Nice job. Bravo.
When he started laughing is when I lost it 😂
John, you are my favorite! Every time I watch your videos you make my day happier! 🤗
I agree😆
Mm hmm 😊
You’re the man John Crist!!!! Been to a few of your shows in Indiana & you’re hilarious! Keep it up!
Did you go to the one at Clowes this year? That guy who got up in the middle of the show to go get the VIP passes because they forgot them. And John was talking to him and he had no idea. I almost peed that was so funny 😆
I came over after watching you on Tauren's show with Tori, Tim, etc. Got to admit I have never heard of you before, so I glad I have now. You are so funny, I gave up on comedy cos of all the swearing!! You are prove that you don't have to swear to get laughs. God bless, from London, England.
Been enjoying his video skits on TH-cam. Didn't realize he was so funny live. Hope to catch a show one day.
“Let’s pretend we’re good but if we’re not let’s just keep it sh sh”
You. Need your own Special John. You are one of my Absolute Favorites! My Daughter had a Friend who had a purity ring, when she was no longer “pure” she would “lose it” and her Parent’s would purchase her a new one. I think she had 3 during high school. Her Friends know that one she threw into the local lake🤣
OMG hahaha
Got a fever this morning thanks for brightening my day!
John..don't know how you always know it, but I really needed a good laugh today....THX!
It's a comedy show, not a women's conference. 😂
My life kinda sucks right now, but you've made it a little bit more bearable by being so funny. Thank you for that.
Hugs
I'm an adult, and I still have a purity ring. I lost my first one, but I have 2 back ups. 😂😂😂
I’m gonna have to take a look at that comedy tour schedule again!!! 🤣
John....wow brother, you're hilarious 🤣😃
I'm like falling out of my chair. 😂😋
this was HILARIOUS... Thank you!
John, you gotta put at least an extra 5 mins on this topic......😂😂😂
Handled that one pretty good. They want to be a part of the show, make them part of the show. LOL!!
And it is so true as well. So many women do this all the time with movies. Not just a date, but even friends and relatives. Worse if you are at the theater and you can't pause. Then you miss important points which only leads to more questions.
And if it's your first time both of you are seeing the film, forget it. OMG... How do they expect you to know?
Just watch the movie, and if some things still didn't make sense, just save the questions for after. You're both probably going to end up talking about the movie you just saw anyway.
Same thing with anything else. For some reason, saying "I don't know" never stops the follow up questions either.
My grandpa is the same way, so I don't think it's a gendered thing.
@@abradolflincler726 True. There are men who do it too. But I have noticed more often than not, women tend to do that the most.
That's not so much anti-female, just pointing out a trait. Women are naturally inquisitive, especially when it comes to people.
They are more likely to ask you questions about you, or people you know than they are about say your hobbies or interests.
This is so real. As a mom I appreciate where he went with the rehab bit.
See you in Royal Oak on Friday. The big theatre this time.
Ahhh Royal Oak. Good memories there. I was born and raised in Detroit, I moved to Honolulu Hawaii 13 years ago, only been back to Michigan 4 times to visit, haven't been to Royal Oak in 15 year's. Used to hang out there every other weekend, had some good times there and made some great memories there. Anyway, Much Love and Aloha my fellow Michigander 🤙🏼💯🇺🇲 Have a great time at the show. 🤙🏼
@@Harloha hey, thanks man. Say hi to Dog the Bounty Hunter for me.
@@Uni85h 😂 I would but he moved to Colorado, he isn't very well liked here anymore, not sure exactly why but it's a local thing. They kept spray painting his bail bonds store front, and the gate to his house in Hawaii Kai. It's a big gate too, that dude put a 6 foot badge with his face on the badge on his gate to his house 😂 my guess is that his ego got too big 😂.
If you get to meet John, please tell him " Much Love and Aloha from Honolulu Hawaii "
Take care brother, God bless you and yours 🙏 🤙🏼 💯 🇺🇲
DYYYYYING TO SEE HIM IN PERSON! PLEASE COME TO San Antonio, TX!!
I wanna hear the whole joke!! 😩
Wow🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣
This is why I’m subscribed
Pure gold.
I love the video mr. Crist. It’s hilarious. What on earth is wrong with the woman asking a question in the middle of his joke.
Funny, John. Thanks for the vid
I love how his mind works🤣😂🤣
I want to hear the rest of the story!
You're amazing. Love you
So funny because I was thinking same thing at same time lady asked first question lol!!
Where's the ending?
You are so awesome
"We met tonight on tinder!" 👏
best one yet!
Yes I get that purity ring joke man! Lol like no one laughed lol
Jesus Christ loves you bros!
What? I want to rest of the story
He did say she was 12 or something, the lady must had not heard.
It's not a Q&A session. Lol.
Woh that must hv been so awkward for the lady. Suddenly the jokes on her!! Like why would she ask.."how old?"
where can i find the whole thing?
Does Anybody Know, the link for the Full Show... 👍
Awesome😂😂
That was one slow moving comedic train wreck...definitely deserved to be posted!
HOW OLD!!!! chilllllllll lady
Too good 😅
that was a good one
Damn son he tried SO HARD to get the joke back but that poor woman whom clearly remained single after this date she has now ruined...JUST HAD TO KNOW IMMEDIATELY extra details lol
@johnbcrist Don't rag on her, she may be a new fan and doesn't realize this tour has a new name, "Fresh Cuts", and thinks it's your comedy special from 7 years ago, "I've Got Questions" 😉😆🤣
He reminds me so much of @Dustin Nickerson
Hilarious!!!
0:33 - 0:38
The truth hurts so we laugh
Love wiseguys!
I have not laughed this hard in years.
Lol, was he in Utah or something?
Purity Ring = Born Again Virgin
We all know it.
Oh wait this is from an actual live show and not a skit lol
Thats hilarious!
Bad mistake watching John while eating soup... took everything I could do short of hitting the pause to keep lentils out of my nose.
After restraint like that, I think I'll have to sign up for one of those purity rings... wife won't like it though.
😂HA HA from Asia
I thought he was saying Period Ring. 😂
@johnchrist... I was looking for your tour dates.. it says you need to be fully vaccinated in order to go! How can a Christian comedian allow that to happen?
@@g_g6729 oh it's more than interesting... It's appalling... I wanted to go to his Denver show and they have a warning saying all need to be fully vaccinated in order to go(showing proof of vaccination card)
Hilarious lol
Hilarious
lol
You killed her confidence
See if she ever interrupts another show again. I'm sure her date was taking notes. LOL
[Silence]
😂😂😂
She dissed my boy Ryan Marshall
God’s blessings upon you and your parents!
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HOW OLD
speaking for being pure this dude been on and off drugs more times than Wit had woman lol
I really hate when people say “stay pure until marriage.” As if sex with your spouse is impure. The goal is to be pure your whole life which sometimes means being single and not having sex and sometimes means being married and having sex
No, it means not having sex at all while you're single, and having sex when your spouse wants it while you are married.
YES YES YES
Okay am I the only one who finds this whole sentence confusing?
@@EthanRom Being pure when you’re single means not having sex. Being pure when you’re married means only having sex with your spouse. Which is why I find “stay pure until marriage annoying” because it implies it isn’t pure to have sex with your spouse
@@offtheMarcKate Is there any other version aside from what you said? I thought everyone pretty much gets that it's okay if you're married.
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You guys ever think these hecklers are staged?
Kinda cringey. You kept going and probably made that person feel awful. Not funny.
I dk he could’ve just kept rolling with it if it was going to be in the next sentence. If you open up a dialogue with the audience, you can’t shame them when they respond
Second?
Wow I’m actually first
Congrats!
1304th!
He’s a jerk and I’m sure public humiliation wasn’t the answer. He has been in the news for sexual misconduct and doesn’t seem to value women.
You’ve obviously never been to a comedy show . You never want to bring attention to to yourself especially if you’re in the front row .
Proof? Nevermind he fucking admitted to it ffs