Never Marry A Crafty Woman. Jamie Lissow

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  • Never marry a crafty woman, unless you want to spend your weekends in the craft store looking for pine cones and bowls! Jamie Lissow is here to warn you of the dangers of marrying a crafty woman with the last half of his full special "Something Awesome."
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  • @amechealle5918
    @amechealle5918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    About 15 years ago I was assistant manager at a craft store. I felt so bad for the Husbands who’s eyes would glaze over as soon as they entered the store. I decided to make a change. We brought in a couch and 2 chairs small coffee table and got subscriptions to outdoors, woodworking, men’s fitness and a sporting magazine. Total game changer. Hubbies would get a snack at the register and head to the man corner.

    • @lindsaycarr4354
      @lindsaycarr4354 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's a great idea.

    • @user-yt3uq9jc8q
      @user-yt3uq9jc8q ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I don’t like to segregate but I would happily find my way to the man corner accordingly so.. only to be picked up later after a few disoriented hours of socializing with other nomads.
      Don’t let me near the glue aisle..
      *SNIFF* *SNIFF*

    • @jimmy-et1pm
      @jimmy-et1pm 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Prolly should have gotten a liquor license...bars would be in BIG trouble....

    • @michaelmoubarek1178
      @michaelmoubarek1178 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      You did a public service right there

    • @amechealle5918
      @amechealle5918 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@michaelmoubarek1178 everyone was happy and the boost in sales was nice too. 😁👍🏼👍🏼

  • @stardotstar2393
    @stardotstar2393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    Love craft stores. I don’t ask hubby to go. In fact, I’d rather go without him. With him it’s like hunting with the game warden.

  • @drshrimppuertorico8894
    @drshrimppuertorico8894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1306

    My girl took me to Michael’s one day and I swear I’ve never seen so many women look so happy but at the same time so indecisive

    • @Magnum-qw8su
      @Magnum-qw8su 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      First four words of your comment points out who's the boss 😳, guilty as charged 🤷

    • @drshrimppuertorico8894
      @drshrimppuertorico8894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      357 Magnum my gf said to tell you that I wear the pants in this house

    • @leaderofnow
      @leaderofnow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Dr Shrimp Puerto Rico 😅

    • @CrypticRite
      @CrypticRite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@drshrimppuertorico8894 so you have a pantsless wife walking around the house? Y'all need any contractor work done? Maybe I could swing by if you're sellin a boat or somethin.

    • @Magnum-qw8su
      @Magnum-qw8su 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@drshrimppuertorico8894 very witty sir 👍🤣

  • @musicchickart7046
    @musicchickart7046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    I can’t imagine taking a man in with me. I would rather go alone than have someone completely miserable with me.

    • @TheYakkis
      @TheYakkis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Are you single ? Call me

    • @fpsserbia6570
      @fpsserbia6570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@TheYakkis 😂😂😂

    • @cerberus3610
      @cerberus3610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Can you wikileaks that in the women meetings plz. Mankind will owe you one 😂

    • @stephanied6711
      @stephanied6711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree

    • @darylcarter2796
      @darylcarter2796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good girl!

  • @dariam6216
    @dariam6216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    this guy is hilarious... I laughed so loud my boyfriend came running to see what's going on and the second he heard 'craft store' he run away even faster

  • @Ashly178
    @Ashly178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    8:33 "what do ya imagine my role would be, at the craft store?" Same as my husbands role, how else can I use a 40% off coupon twice !

    • @nicolecourtney8688
      @nicolecourtney8688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He should add that to his joke 👍👏👏👯
      i am a chronic crafter LMAO it started with art class in highschool and then had 3 kids went into stage makeup then just beimg a makeup artist wasn't enough so now i do nails, make steampunk jewelry and...also have way too many empty pasta sauce jars, coffee cans, empty tp rolls, 15 pencil boxes with crayons, colored pens, pencils, gel pens, paints and a full shelf of diff adhesives 🙊i have everything for ANY craft you could ever make😲😂😂😂

    • @nieslicznotka
      @nieslicznotka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You're a genius! I've never thought about this! Thanks!

    • @cazkiwinz4300
      @cazkiwinz4300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Pity they doing away with your 40% off vouchers now aye :(

    • @SaltLifeGypsy68
      @SaltLifeGypsy68 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      They took away the coupons because too many men started showing up with the wives. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @vikingirl7849
      @vikingirl7849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s me sometime I take my husband and daughter lol

  • @gabriellef3351
    @gabriellef3351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    I am this woman. My partner and i died at this. I absolutely drink a ton of coffee and want to take on a bunch of projects. Some of these punch lines are now catch phrases in the house.

    • @Fizz-Pop
      @Fizz-Pop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Poor guy..

    • @amandawilliams2266
      @amandawilliams2266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same ,but I prefer to shop alone lol

    • @joseville
      @joseville 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol. I was just wondering was there tension before about this and is the tension less now that it's taken on a comedic spin?

    • @gabriellef3351
      @gabriellef3351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@joseville nah its an ongoing joke for us.

    • @gabriellef3351
      @gabriellef3351 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @John Smith hahah! No, just unmarried! We're too old for terms like boyfriend/girlfriend which seems like for young people and young relationships. Partner does get questions though. My best friend said it makes them think we're business partners :)

  • @stevenryle5709
    @stevenryle5709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +817

    I really enjoy a comic who is funny without the swearing and grossness that some think is funny. This guy is funny, period.

    • @amandawilliams2266
      @amandawilliams2266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Same , honestly it takes more intelligence to make a good clean joke then just be nasty! Anyone can talk stupid . Dry bar gets people who are actually funny

    • @thames_music1219
      @thames_music1219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Marksman King Milked them how? By milking, do you mean he said them for comedic effect? Because in that case, I believe he was doing his job as a comedian

    • @tomasarico880
      @tomasarico880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dry bar is in Utah county, there are a lot of LDS, people who don't allow cursing, it's a wonderful place to live..

    • @sbrown8937
      @sbrown8937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes!! Same!!! That's talent!!

    • @amandawilliams2266
      @amandawilliams2266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Marksman King Wow you must be highly educated as well ,taking the time away from all you do to be nasty to a complete stranger in the comments section on TH-cam! To what do I owe this honor ?

  • @barbarajames8610
    @barbarajames8610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    My husband asked me once why I took a large piece of fabric, cut it into small pieces, then sewed it back together to make a quilt.

    • @Carolmaizy
      @Carolmaizy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So true! I love quilting, though.

    • @KingsDaughter1957
      @KingsDaughter1957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Good one! :)

    • @deborahprkn
      @deborahprkn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂 ❤️

    • @barbarajames8610
      @barbarajames8610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Since Covid-19 started, I’ve done 65 quilts, although nine still need binding😂

    • @bellbird
      @bellbird 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Just ask him how his clothes were made. Or would he prefer being wrapped in a toga?

  • @lw3269
    @lw3269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    "I still only have the five senses, still". Comedy gold.

    • @toscatattertail9813
      @toscatattertail9813 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      need to develop the 6th sense that warns you someone is about to touch something they shouldn't

  • @lindafielder8344
    @lindafielder8344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    My husband is a sweetheart, he just says buy whatever you want. It usually means he’s wanting a new tool for his shop. 🤣

    • @matydunn8830
      @matydunn8830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh my gosh yes!!! Mine is a mechanic I'm a crochet freak. He actually hand me a check every pay day he says is cheaper and I know what's on the checking account. Hahaha

    • @Pebblesmas
      @Pebblesmas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MINE 2 😂, SO WE ARE BOTH HAPPY

    • @hahna77
      @hahna77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You're all very blessed

    • @mskerriboberri
      @mskerriboberri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So much yes! My husband doesn’t say anything about my craft purchases...he collects and restores anything with wheels.

    • @tinagelven4988
      @tinagelven4988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mine usually wants a new guitar!

  • @gregsage1605
    @gregsage1605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    My wife took me to Michaels once. I retaliated and swung by Home Depot on the way home. I like living in the shed.

    • @firequeen2194
      @firequeen2194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂

    • @kimmemarker974
      @kimmemarker974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      My husband has to supervise me at Home depot. To me its an 'extreme crafting' store

    • @rkmcc551
      @rkmcc551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lol my husband and I used to (when we were younger) walk through Lowes or Home Depot dreaming and making
      "Home Improvement "
      grunts!

    • @BrazenFinesse
      @BrazenFinesse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I like home depot

    • @jacke8847
      @jacke8847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Eeeeeeeek, I hate stopping at home depot. I go to the plant section till it's over.

  • @JG-fe1gx
    @JG-fe1gx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    My town has it figured out. Right next door to the craft warehouse there's a place called Sportsmans Warehouse.

    • @bintlooda
      @bintlooda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Brilliant lol

    • @ladistar
      @ladistar 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bahahahahahaha awesome

  • @browncoatgirlmjm
    @browncoatgirlmjm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    I guess I'm lucky. My husband and I are BOTH crafty. We actually got together in art class in high school. Married almost 20 years. We could spend DAYS in a craft store together. ❤❤❤ Ladies, find yourself a man who is an artist and you'll never have to drag him into the craft store! 👍

    • @alaysiakayebutler6299
      @alaysiakayebutler6299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sounds like the plan to have, as an artist. Raised 2 families, a Grammy now and the only males that can compete with my private comfort zone, and win every time, are under 3 ft tall and love to rock, literally, to Super Simple Songs..lol. And they LOVE doing crafty messy stuff!!

    • @OldHag73
      @OldHag73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can't find a man like that, they are all taken so I stay alone and can shop what I want 😆😆

    • @patricianelson8
      @patricianelson8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My husband has his own craft. Welding, and mechanic work. I sew, jewelry making, and crochet.

    • @julieb737
      @julieb737 ปีที่แล้ว

      You’re a very lucky woman .

    • @jeffstumpf9129
      @jeffstumpf9129 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am an artist and craft isn’t art.

  • @paulmoore7064
    @paulmoore7064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    Abandon all hope when you enter Hobby Lobby.

    • @Angel-rq3pi
      @Angel-rq3pi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This comment works on sooooo many levels lol

    • @MacshaddyMarie
      @MacshaddyMarie 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😈😈

    • @hopeharrison1792
      @hopeharrison1792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So true...hard to not want to buy everything there 😂😂

    • @japanesemangalover
      @japanesemangalover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was just there for a return and came out with 10 things. 😆🤣

    • @maurissakeller5059
      @maurissakeller5059 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And besides entering a Hobby Lobby, I’d get lost in one because I can’t see over the walls. 😁

  • @susanellis3001
    @susanellis3001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I confess, Im that Crafty Wife. I thought it was hysterical and so true. My husband always throws away things I set aside to craft with as well. You nailed it. So funny

  • @sarahbrooks4016
    @sarahbrooks4016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    My husband goes with me and just finds weird stuff to play with. I left him alone with a toddler find him 20 minutes later and him and our daughter are having a sword fight with these giant flowers

    • @merrileebauman8941
      @merrileebauman8941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's great. Hilarious. Smart, good husband.

    • @gAmEOvEr1013
      @gAmEOvEr1013 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's awesome!! 😂

  • @jessicasmith6873
    @jessicasmith6873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    Try knitting a blanket it ends up costing over 100 bucks

    • @MsLunaWica
      @MsLunaWica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Help😲 I think need a yarn intervention!!!!!!!

    • @taitano12
      @taitano12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Oh, gosh yarn it. Knot again!

    • @NW-rc2kw
      @NW-rc2kw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What was your girl doing that the blanket ended up costing a hundred bucks? I crochet my husband a 6-ft by 4-ft blanket and it only cost me about $25.

    • @melanietempleton2605
      @melanietempleton2605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lol ! The good yarn?

    • @Mexicobeanpole
      @Mexicobeanpole 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

  • @dianaspy6733
    @dianaspy6733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    I would want the husband to stay home with kids. So I could shop alone or even forage for the pine cones! 😂😁🖖

    • @kimberlylewis7948
      @kimberlylewis7948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ditto. I don't think I've ever gone to a craft store with my husband. There's just no point.

    • @kerrybrown2890
      @kerrybrown2890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I agree. I am in Heaven when I am in Michael's ALONE! No grandkids, parents or anybody else who annoys me and interferes with my fun. Lol

    • @skinnyway
      @skinnyway 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      right! why bring a snot-nosed whiny brat along - he should stay home with the dog!

    • @alaysiakayebutler6299
      @alaysiakayebutler6299 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@skinnyway stirring it up much?

    • @ekunina5410
      @ekunina5410 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too. I love Pine Cones!

  • @debrajenkins1622
    @debrajenkins1622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    ahhh but crafting is much cheaper than doing drugs, drinking, gambling, smoking, buying endless stuff from Amazon. 😸

    • @darcychurch9749
      @darcychurch9749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I buy yarn, probably (definitely), too much.., BUT my guy buys scratch tickets..... no more arguments!

    • @czntrm
      @czntrm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I don't know the price of drugs, but I DO know about my favorite yarn brands! If you're into several crafts, you can blow quite a bit of money! I justify it by gradually transitioning from knitting to crocheting with fine yarn to tatting to embroidery to sewing to book binding to scrapbooking to journaling... I just alter a few tools and I'm in a whole new hobby! I've probably spent a small fortune in my lifetime without stepping foot in a casino! 😂

    • @LovinglfDesigns
      @LovinglfDesigns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Except when you buy endless craft supplies on Amazon

    • @Kayenne54
      @Kayenne54 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah, what about those guys who are "fix 'em up" car crazies? thousands of dollars later, and THAT CAR is still sitting in the garage. It will never go anywhere. Because...the hub caps cost more than the house, so taking it out of Fort Knox is a big no no...

    • @melissasmith8592
      @melissasmith8592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No matter what hobby your into it's expensive, we find ways to cut the cost. Men love to collect tools , we like to craft. I like to do both 😁

  • @devdawg22
    @devdawg22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I NEVER take my husband to the craft store. That's like hunting with the game warden.

  • @jameeljames2338
    @jameeljames2338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    Wouldn’t be surprised if comedy is a form of therapy for him and his marriage lol

    • @Magnum-qw8su
      @Magnum-qw8su 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It's been said that some ppl w/traumatic experiences/childhood use humor as self therapy, comedian Robin Williams had a bad isolated childhood, used different characters in his childhood as friends if memory serves me correctly 🤔

    • @Kayenne54
      @Kayenne54 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Was thinking the exact same thing. Hopefully his wife feels the same way.

  • @gst2800
    @gst2800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I took a male friend to Joanne's to buy bedding, one time. After about an hr, he stretched his arms out, buried his face & upper body in a pile of pillows, and said: ' I don't like this store anymore.'
    💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mydanshi9683
    @mydanshi9683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I’m crafty and single. Best for everyone I think.

  • @TheDailyConnoisseur
    @TheDailyConnoisseur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    "The egg carton is the bitcoin of Pinterest" 😂😂

    • @mkaay1204
      @mkaay1204 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Isn't that the best?!

    • @doll2607
      @doll2607 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Only the real crafters understand that! Lmao!
      Egg cartons are so useful!

  • @shackman9566
    @shackman9566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    I must be out of my mind. That's what I say every time I volunteer to take my wife to the craft store. It doesn't happen that often and some how I seem to forget how terrible the previous trip was. But it does finally end and my feet stop hurting and my head ache goes away and my eyes stop bleeding but she's worth it and it makes her happy and you know what they say happy wife happy life.

    • @kenbellchambers4577
      @kenbellchambers4577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That, unfortunately is bullcrap.

    • @amandawilliams2266
      @amandawilliams2266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @HEAV¥HAND nah he's not a servant ,he just cares enough to go with her how's that make him a slave ? We're talking about one little slice of the whole relationship.

    • @amandawilliams2266
      @amandawilliams2266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      My husband is like you , and I tell ya I appreciate him so much ,so I also will make those trips with him to the home improvement stores that make my feet hurt and bore straight to death lol 😊☺️

    • @jenniferpearce1052
      @jenniferpearce1052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@amandawilliams2266 Love goes both ways, right?😊

    • @HeatherB..
      @HeatherB.. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He's just a good husband, and im sure she's a good wife, otherwise, why would he try and make her happy... cheers to a happy marriage!

  • @governmentisslavery
    @governmentisslavery 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    I was thinking Crafty as in Clever, not crafts. I guess I have a different problem.

  • @sassyinscrubs5206
    @sassyinscrubs5206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    When i go to michaels and i see a man i wonder what he did to get in trouble

    • @kenbellchambers4577
      @kenbellchambers4577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Easy, he threw away the egg carton.

    • @EASpiritualOracleSports
      @EASpiritualOracleSports 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣😂

    • @kathie9823
      @kathie9823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      My husband went to Michael's to buy me a special picture frame for Christmas. It was for our son's military photo and he was proud that he went in by himself and picked it out.😆

    • @u.p.woodtick3296
      @u.p.woodtick3296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pamela Travis its where I get my art supplies

    • @KyraDestinyCR
      @KyraDestinyCR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I only ever go to Michael's to get things for my decidedly not-crafty husband. Hobby Lobby? You couldn't pay me enough to go in there. LOL

  • @moniquehorton8794
    @moniquehorton8794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    This is soooo funny I’m in tears. Told my husband to listen, he also heard the word craft store and went in the other room...

  • @susanisrael9779
    @susanisrael9779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Where do you find craft-friendly husbands? Asking for a friend.

    • @sandij.1888
      @sandij.1888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Susan Foster- I don't think they're just "out there" waiting to be found... I feel like they're...
      MADE. I also think the key is to just find a "good one" who just REALLY wants to make you happy. Then... just let him!! To keep one forever tho... ya have to remember to "return the favor". (Be the one who just "wants him to be happy" too.)
      Ok. THAT sounds a little more serious than I intended, but it works!
      Meanwhile.... THIS. GUY. IS. HYSTERICAL!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kcibarra7269
      @kcibarra7269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They're all under a hood somewhere or in the Harbor Freight lookin for tools. Men craft differently...

    • @davewinch6029
      @davewinch6029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Marry an artist and make sure your craft store carries art supplies. :-O

    • @Pebblesmas
      @Pebblesmas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mine is! Just tell the man hecan spent as much money and time on HIS hobby as you are on crafting, and suddenly every man loves a crafty wife

    • @sunnycharacter
      @sunnycharacter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha, I totally LOLed just now!

  • @TheCraftyMagnolia
    @TheCraftyMagnolia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I am a crafty lady and I nearly laughed my craft off at this. So harsh... but oh, so funny. LOL

  • @alkggkla5643
    @alkggkla5643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I worked ina craft store for years and this is HYSTERICAL! 🤣🤣🤣 We always had the older ladies shop and their husbands generally waited in the car lol

    • @wendycatsdotcom
      @wendycatsdotcom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There is a WONDERFUL, huge yarn store out in western MA that has set up comfy chairs in the front of the store for husbands. My husband always has a book (or 2 , or 3) with him, so he was very happy to sit and read while I happily browsed.

    • @daynashallenberger6256
      @daynashallenberger6256 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      09

  • @aggierowe9574
    @aggierowe9574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    ‘the egg carton is the Bitcoin of Pinterest...” I busted a gut

    • @smalltownusa3124
      @smalltownusa3124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FYI - As a crafter, I can attest to the fact that NOTHING good ever came from using an egg carton in crafts. I repeat - NEVER!!

    • @aggierowe9574
      @aggierowe9574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@smalltownusa3124 😂 so true

  • @lisamendoza7844
    @lisamendoza7844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I'm a crafty woman and oh my goodness I laughed so hard! This was super funny. I feel the need to apologize but I can't. "I'm holding the glue gun. I wanna see Michael right now. Sir there is no Michael. I thought so. He wouldn't do that to his own people." lololol!

  • @starrayon
    @starrayon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    His definition of "crafting" is spot on! LMBO!! 😂😂

    • @marytillman372
      @marytillman372 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      My daughters and I made all the stuff for their weddings. (Weeks apart). My friend at work asked me - are the things cheaper to make? I told her - hell no!!! She missed the point entirely. Not a crafter...

  • @abjectt5440
    @abjectt5440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    My wife would start projects around the house but never seemed to finish any.

    • @jennifervantassel4571
      @jennifervantassel4571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes, we get very excited to start a project then if it takes too long we get bored and get a new idea. I have so many 1/2 done craft protects too.

    • @stephanied6711
      @stephanied6711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's my husband 😂😂

    • @MacshaddyMarie
      @MacshaddyMarie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me buying a sewing machine 😆😆

    • @amandakelley1665
      @amandakelley1665 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love to redo furniture but I have made myself finish one project before starting another

    • @deanb024
      @deanb024 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      abject T
      We agreed to a guideline. My wife can have one house project going at a time. Otherwise, I can't actually get my work done...

  • @individualismincarnate6467
    @individualismincarnate6467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    "I wanna talk to Michael.." 🤣🤣🤣

    • @catbradley282
      @catbradley282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣

    • @tugboat2
      @tugboat2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “...I didn’t think he would do that to his people...”😂😂😂

    • @KingsDaughter1957
      @KingsDaughter1957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "I'm waving around a glue gun" :D

  • @SharoninKentucky
    @SharoninKentucky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I’m the type of crafter that likes to buy everything I need for my new craft. By the time I’ve got everything it’s out of style or I want to do something different.

  • @monicavidal2616
    @monicavidal2616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Brilliant, watched this with hubby and laughed so much. Scrapbooked and quilter. We live in Toronto, Canada and all stores are closed, I used to cross to Buffalo for Joanne and Hobby Lobby, miss that so much..crafting is great therapy, especially these days. Stay healthy and strong everyone.

  • @AnneWilkynson
    @AnneWilkynson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I had to hang out at a hunting store for over 2 hours while my boyfriend picked out a salt lick for deer hunting ....

    • @ekunina5410
      @ekunina5410 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I stay out in the car and TH-cam or eBay or play my games.

  • @ITGirlll
    @ITGirlll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Has literally taken every ex-boyfriend to the craft store...explains why they all hate me now 🤣

    • @ah5721
      @ah5721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If they can put up with your crafts they're a keeper 😉

    • @bluehammy1
      @bluehammy1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I second what Amanda H. says. You just haven't found him yet. You have an excellent idea for weeding out the wrong ones!

  • @IshaniScards
    @IshaniScards 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I am a crafter and very lucky to have my man ask me, what I want from the craft stores if he is visiting US. But am sure he will LOL, if I show him this video 😂 but he is a blessing ❤

  • @christiangibbs1482
    @christiangibbs1482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    The Bitcoin of Pinterest. Brilliant.

    • @Violet-qf8dr
      @Violet-qf8dr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That just reminded me to look up crafts to make out of my stack of egg cartons. I think I'll search it up now.

    • @LILRHONDALEE
      @LILRHONDALEE 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I KNOW...RIGHT?! ROFLMFAO!!!

  • @maremiy9007
    @maremiy9007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “ WHY WOULD YOU THROW IT AWAAAAYYYYYYYY?!?!?!” 🤣🙌🏻

  • @themisfitwrangler
    @themisfitwrangler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    The sauce jar story was a lie. Husbands don't throw out empty containers, ever. 😹

    • @aleanufopilotftlcertified5663
      @aleanufopilotftlcertified5663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Wow, you're psychic. I just can't bring myself to throw away any type of container. Especially coffee cans and shoe boxes. Dunno why... Do you?

    • @Magnum-qw8su
      @Magnum-qw8su 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Screw the lid to the cellar ceiling, store stuff/small parts in the jar, screw on to lid on ceiling, out of the way easy to view storage 🤔👍😎

    • @dsmith8263
      @dsmith8263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Actually this depends on the person. Some guys do and some don't

    • @Magnum-qw8su
      @Magnum-qw8su 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I throw the hotdog down the hallway, is that the same ? (Hung like a field mouse🤣)

    • @mommabearlisa4510
      @mommabearlisa4510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@aleanufopilotftlcertified5663 lmao I was DYING..... My husband is out of town and I had to forward this to him. Lol. I've got like 942 empty containers. Lol. ALLLL organized! Lol

  • @sarahbailey522
    @sarahbailey522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    “You know that shelf?” Lol

  • @yellowswallowtail33
    @yellowswallowtail33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    You had me laughing the entire time. I love it when husbands talk about their lady, polk fun but always make sure the crowd knows how much you love her...nothing better than laughing at our strong relationships!
    "I don't know, maybe your making a poop quilt!"🤣
    You have a new fan!

  • @sandraveltri2492
    @sandraveltri2492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Hey!! I’m a quilter and you can’t buy what I can make. (Yup, it’s expensive but it keeps me sane - which is priceless!!) happy wife, happy life. ☺️☺️☺️

  • @Tsadie1
    @Tsadie1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    How I’m surviving 2020. Grateful for the laughter.

  • @mkaay1204
    @mkaay1204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I LOVE IT!! I've had days where I've gone from Michael's, to Joann's & wrapped it up at Hobby Lobby!

  • @patriciapuchelt4663
    @patriciapuchelt4663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Omg this is legit a 100% on point... and this is coming from a chick that loves to go do crafts.. i used to drag my husband to the stores but i learned that We are both happier if I go alone lol.

  • @kittysparklr6626
    @kittysparklr6626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I loved this but, while watching I realized tomorrow is Saturday and now I think we are going to the craft store.

  • @nancyelia3022
    @nancyelia3022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I shared this with my whole family, laughed so hard. I wonder who the people were that gave it a thumbs down? Michael and Joanne?

    • @KingsDaughter1957
      @KingsDaughter1957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's funny :)

    • @rhondafrederick4049
      @rhondafrederick4049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Probably paper quillers... I hear they're pretty uptight

    • @DariceDavisjprocks94
      @DariceDavisjprocks94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rhondafrederick4049 Funny! I'm ready to learn this art to use in my scratch/art Journals. Quils would never be as satisfying to me as acrylic in pouring, abstract paintings.
      The scratch/art Journals give me a small, quick format to practice ideas, new skills, color combinations and composition & perspective. I'm taking self-designed classes in drawing and formal 2D & 3D design to expand my pouring skills, as well as my imagination and my understanding of artistic language.
      It's fun! Doesn't have to be anywhere near perfect; enough is good enough.

    • @dustchip8060
      @dustchip8060 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      All men for even bring up the subject.

  • @stephanieknaus3462
    @stephanieknaus3462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love when you see a cry for help spelled out in craft letters at Hobby Lobby or Michael's ...I imagine that poor husband still wandering around in the back of the store somewhere holding onto hope that maybe someone will save him 😀

  • @linkbelt111
    @linkbelt111 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He’s so funny, great delivery. His studio apartment bit is beyond funny.

  • @cynthiaesquibel3191
    @cynthiaesquibel3191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This guy is great! It's all true! I'm a crafter and he had me laughing til I couldn't breathe!!

  • @RomanDiaries
    @RomanDiaries 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    This guy has this Ray Romano + Larry David vibe, I hope he gets a sitcom one day.

    • @Marie-tf8ug
      @Marie-tf8ug 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s on the Netflix show Real Rob

    • @songbird2g2
      @songbird2g2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      With some Adam Sandler in there...

    • @MultiProudMother
      @MultiProudMother 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And some Tim Allen

    • @kimmemarker974
      @kimmemarker974 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I see an older Charlie Puth

    • @GamerVenomX
      @GamerVenomX 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm thinking Tim 'the Toolman' Taylor' - also known as Tim Allen.

  • @sassyasssoutherner
    @sassyasssoutherner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Funny cuz it’s true. I think I have yelled at my husband before for throwing a jar away. 🤣

  • @kevinsands6769
    @kevinsands6769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    You know what you find in the bowl in my living room? Pine cones!!

    • @nancymcshane3501
      @nancymcshane3501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mine are on the back of the toilet! I have balsam cones too!

  • @nathanielanderson8507
    @nathanielanderson8507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    OMG
    And I haven’t even married her yet!
    🤣🤣

    • @asadams88
      @asadams88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Marry her 😅❤️🙏

    • @smalltownusa3124
      @smalltownusa3124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Make a deal with her now.
      You don't go with her to the craft store and she doesn't go with you to buy tools.

  • @trackingstationneillindsay
    @trackingstationneillindsay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    We just found this channel and we've been laughing consistently for at least 4 days!!! Thanks so much! ---- MRS Neil Lindsay

  • @kateruterbories2692
    @kateruterbories2692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Yup!! My husband laughed so hard, I started to feel bad!! 🤣👍

  • @yvonnealvizo
    @yvonnealvizo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    🤣😂 Too funny!!! In the beginning of my crafting career many, many, many years ago, I saved and reused a lot of our recyclable items. Since my hubby retired, he is now the one that cannot throw anything away because he feels either he or I will be able to reuse it in some way down the line....🤣😂 My hubby often tags along when I go to Michaels because Home Depot and Sportsman’s Wharehouse are next door. But when I’m ready to check out, I send him a text and he shows up and stands in line with me ready with my extra coupons!! When I show him the receipts and he sees how much money I saved for the items I purchased, he congratulates me with a high five!!🙋🏻‍♀️🤣😂

  • @ItsLaurenE
    @ItsLaurenE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm both a crafter and Michael's employee
    I laughed so hard I was already crying about the sauce jar. EVERYTHING IS A CRAFT!! I used to say. I've gotten much better.

    • @kittycat1302
      @kittycat1302 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you have enough paycheck left to pay your rent? 🤗 Not sure I would❣️

    • @ItsLaurenE
      @ItsLaurenE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kittycat1302 oh yes. Rent and bills are always paid b4 any, then groceries and if my daughter needs clothes, and money i put away for savings. The rest is spend or keep.

  • @unapologetic4859
    @unapologetic4859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “Maybe both of us could be happy instead of you again.”

  • @frandavis7727
    @frandavis7727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Wait until she takes you to a bead store! Michaels is peanuts compared to that 😂🤣

    • @mkaay1204
      @mkaay1204 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can't even take my crafty friends to the bead store, if you don't bead/make jewelry they're not as into it, and I methodically go around the perimeter, then head down 1 aisle after another so I don't miss a thing! :))) Takes awhile!

  • @alishal.176
    @alishal.176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is beyond fantastic! This is the perfect example of male and female brains. Although, if you think a trip to the craft store is bad try living with our brains for a day.

  • @sue7309
    @sue7309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This is the funniest comic ever. This is me . I laughed out loud so much! Thank you we can all use a good laugh in these crazy times.

  • @hazeldecker622
    @hazeldecker622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Annnnnnnd now I need googly eyes!

    • @janshelton1893
      @janshelton1893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣

    • @ekunina5410
      @ekunina5410 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too. I cut out 🐟Skeletons and hang 4 or 5 from the ceiling. They look better with Googly Eyes.

  • @garandjopen643
    @garandjopen643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is my #1 favorite Dry Bar set.
    I've watched it multiple times, and it's still funny. 😆

  • @patriciachamberlain1135
    @patriciachamberlain1135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The "egg carton" got e LMAOROTF. I'm a collage artist, and don't you dare throw something away around here.
    Bwahahahahahaha.

  • @psssstyeahyou
    @psssstyeahyou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    The bitcoin of Pinterest. I’m crying.

  • @dianedubay1704
    @dianedubay1704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm a craftaholic and this was hysterical.

  • @maxwellspeedwell2585
    @maxwellspeedwell2585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Up an hour before him?
    My wife is up at the crack of noon!

  • @ayemiksenoj5254
    @ayemiksenoj5254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I just took my husband to Michael's yesterday!! He was as indecisive as me!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jimmyboy131
      @jimmyboy131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Probably because he didn't know where he was or why he was there, poor guy.

  • @lukequigley121
    @lukequigley121 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Jamies facial expressions are 50% of the impact..The eyes roll , left to right..

  • @fritziskunterbunteschaos9173
    @fritziskunterbunteschaos9173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I simply don't understand why they don't install a seating area with car magazines and ESPN in craft stores that don't have a Harbor freight next door. 😁 🙈 😂

  • @ericwalker617
    @ericwalker617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I hope everyone who reads this has a great day, and got a good laugh out of this😁

    • @LatinaKamilla
      @LatinaKamilla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I hope you dance. ❤️

    • @kenbellchambers4577
      @kenbellchambers4577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I laughed, but it was a little too true for comfort. I enjoy being a bachelor even more now.

    • @patriciastewart2537
      @patriciastewart2537 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't touch my jar.

  • @averyjoycelynbarakudablock4139
    @averyjoycelynbarakudablock4139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "....egg carton... the Bitcoin of Pinterest". Perfection.
    Poopquilt ...and so much more... just brilliant delivery. Thank you for making my shoulders loosen up and shake throughout.
    On a.sober note -- I don't know why women do this; I never did.

    • @nora22000
      @nora22000 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Crafting is better than therapy.

    • @sandij.1888
      @sandij.1888 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Welllll..... maybe you were doing it wrong?!??? Just a thought. Just yankin' your chain too. A little socially distanced fun...
      Right???
      Helloooo???
      😁

    • @heathermiller6046
      @heathermiller6046 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t either. The only thing I would go for is latch-hook rugs or adult coloring books. Not much into DIY crafting projects at all

  • @jjennifercoffey8596
    @jjennifercoffey8596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When he said they were balls, but not really balls, I knew exactly what he was talking about.. I myself bought them once.. I would never let my husband go to a craft store with me.. I'm not that cruel!

  • @marisolpearls9276
    @marisolpearls9276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I am a crafty wife. And this is hilarious!! 😆😆😆😆😆😆👍👍👍

  • @valeriemyers6596
    @valeriemyers6596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    OMG! Hilarious! I remember my Mim making us ‘hunt’ for pine cones when we were camping.

  • @jazamaraz8029
    @jazamaraz8029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This triggered my PTSD from being forced to go into a fabric store with my mom and sisters back in the 70s when lots of women sewed their own clothes. The store consisted of nothing but an endless sea of bolts of fabric and a display of patterns along one wall. It was a literal purgatory on earth. I can't imagine a more life sucking experience. I'm actually surprised that I lived through it.

  • @dwofeg
    @dwofeg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This was hilarious, and I like his facial expressions when explaining why he threw stuff away. I am not crafty, so I spend more time at Home Depot than any craft store. My husband keeps everything, and I am the one to throw away or donate stuff when he's out of the house. 😀

  • @stephenlevine1929
    @stephenlevine1929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I LOVE this guy! His delivery is hilarious

  • @Taylorkaraoke
    @Taylorkaraoke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That definition of crafting tho!! got me badly!!!

  • @Jana-TheCraftyGambler
    @Jana-TheCraftyGambler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hey, crafting keeps us out of the bars at night!

  • @KingsDaughter1957
    @KingsDaughter1957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hysterical! Watched it twice and may come back for the third time. SOOOOO funny!

  • @debrauski3010
    @debrauski3010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jamie is really funny. Husband & wife jokes are the best !!!

  • @spencerbeard3904
    @spencerbeard3904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Your role at a craft store is to learn what NOT to throw away.

  • @debispilker4392
    @debispilker4392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Thanks for the videos!

  • @shirleywilson492
    @shirleywilson492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My daughter and I are crafters I could relate to all of this 🤣 you really put good clean humor in my day😆 thank you so much 👍🏽 I really needed this laugh 😆😉

  • @Animebryan2
    @Animebryan2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hey Dry Bar! Upload the FULL Special next time!

  • @hopeharrison1792
    @hopeharrison1792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My mom and I are very much the crafty people in the family. A spontaneous trip to Michael's or Hobby Lobby is dangerous! We're the same way, saving things for crafts...though I tried to save egg cartons and after a while, I couldn't stand them anymore 😂😂 This is so relatable!!!

  • @e_kychkina9170
    @e_kychkina9170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Bless online stores 🤣 no need to be scared of going to craft stores now, craft supplies are delivered straight to your door.

  • @skbnvacaville
    @skbnvacaville 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I spent enough in craft stores for a good down payment on a house. 😅🤣😂

    • @msy439
      @msy439 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And a boat!

  • @hmcredfed1836
    @hmcredfed1836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love this guy!
    watched this show twice now, still laughing so hard :D
    greeting from germany!
    grate humor

  • @Northfield7
    @Northfield7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Hardware stores for the wives! Ugh! “Honey, can you find the box that says 3 1/2 inch gold plated deck screws in this aisle?”

    • @chrispackard1409
      @chrispackard1409 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Newsflash: Michael can be a woman's name. I've known 2.
      but seriously, this guy is funny.

    • @hahna77
      @hahna77 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Literally me 2 days ago, "help me find the elbow's that say 1 1/2 inches" as a stare blankly at an entire wall 3 shelves high of pipe fittings. Some of has "those wives," others of us have "those husbands."

    • @ekunina5410
      @ekunina5410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I actually can! I have many different talents (thank you Dad and Mom). 💝

    • @granmabern5283
      @granmabern5283 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ekunina yep. I love hardware stores cuz they make me think about my Dad. My hubby loves hardware stores too, so those and grocery stores are our fun places....And I love crafting stores....alone.

  • @Sherry-jn5zn
    @Sherry-jn5zn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I once received a panic stricken phone call from a friend of mine in the bead aisle at Michael's, completely overwhelmed by the choices. I had to talk her down 😄

  • @jimmcgee5873
    @jimmcgee5873 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jim's crafty wife Melissa here
    You are HYSTERICAL!!! Loved this. And I will tell you those three words every man LOVES to hear! "You are right!"