John Crist with Tim Hawkins: Live at Church
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ก.ย. 2024
- Standup comedian John Crist Live at Element Church with Tim Hawkins. Crist hosts the filming for Tim Hawkin's most recent DVD project "That's the Worst"
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i love how he laughs at his own jokes
I know, it makes it so much funnier for me because whenever anyone's laughing, I laugh.
Same!!!! It's the funniest thing EVER!! 😂
Reminds me of Matt Meese :D
Anna Low Same!
@@hannahtj1940 YESS.....also a homeschool thing....studio C!
“Here are our two children Judas and Goliath.”
The F with the exclamation point is funnier when you realize that he said he was homeschooled earlier.
Love your tardis
He went to a public high school though.
🤣
His parents gave him that grade hahahaha
I once really biffed it in a class I was ordinarily really good in. My teacher rubber stamped “ F” about seven times on the front , wrote “(over)” - in red pen- at the bottom, and stamped one last “F” with an exclamation point at the end.
Got the opportunity to annoy an atheist in my office. He named his first born "Elijah" so, I took pleasure in telling him "Excellent name, it means My God is Jehovah". He made the face of a man who just ate a raw potato.
LMBO
😂😂😂😂
Sick burn, man. I'm sure it really made him regret naming his child a name he found pleasing to the ear.
🤣🤣🤣
😂So funny how GOD does his thing!🙏😝
You can't handle your own jokes. I love you XD
Couldnt agree more
Benita J. Prins I know! His laugh makes it so much fun
I love it when he cracks himself up. It's kinda adorable.
"They make video games that are rated M for mature, doesn't that exclude everybody that plays video games?" hahaha! :D
Jewels1573 that was lame
I almost broke my neck on a trampoline and I just kind of sat there stunned for a second and then just went back to jumping a few minutes later . 😂
what?!?! Didn't you have to go to the hospital?
IzzyNChrist it didnt break, i was like 9 years old? i probably shoulve gone to yhe hospital but i didnt tell anyone what happened 🥴
@@kaiyas9464 oh my gosh!!! you were only 9, I get it kids are silly. Did you go sometime in later years? I did something similar when I was in my early 20s I never went to the doctor. I regret that now, I hope it doesn't become arthritic later :s .
I remember this, he looks so young!! Still my favorite comedian ever!!
What is hilarious is that I watch this Tim Hawkins show all the time! I just watched it the other night. We own it on DVD
Jon: Excuse me Waitress!
Waitress: Excuse me my name is Watrice!
My 2 favorite comedians together!!! Love it!
I haven’t seen this one…is the pre - rehab….
Wow! What a difference!
You are amazing now!❤
"here are our two kids, Judas and Goliath." 😂
He cracks me up. I can't wait to see him live!
John needs to be on America’s got talent
Come back John Crist!
Dude I love you're videos I hope one day I will be able to see you and Hawkins live, keep doing what you are doing. Haha first comment.
Laughing out loud! Funny stuff.
John, I watch you every day. Thanks for the laughs 😂💜🤣
Love this guy! Made my day
I love John!! He’s a Christian , but understands the world of today ie playground equipment!
God's Blessed Me. Yes He Has.
claudia smith~ What in this🌎would we do without Him?😔
claudia smith
this is hilarious! Im a pk, homeschooled, super shelted can so relate........hahahhahahahahahhaha
FITNESS GARAGE STUDIO SAME!
Well they failed big time with you...
Amber Dickerson lol
Amber Dickerson Ikr
Same😂
Me and my siblings all have Bible names 😂 obviously I’m Hannah and so on Nathan Daniel Stephanie. Edit: Aww thank you I have never had a like before Edit: thank you for two likes I love y'all
😂🤣ur edit though
“We used to get the neighborhood fat kid to bounce us into the neighbor’s pool”
Sir you had a great childhood. 😆
I love him!!!
Dude this is awesome!
Kids
table
is
the
BEST!!!
He's been waiting a year to tell a lot of jokes
Coming to see you in November. Super stoked!
Love John
I feel like deep down, he's really religious.
Lifestyle Christianity 😘
Goodest thing... Only the homeschoolers were laughing.
Nah, Nigerians do too. good, gouda, goodest
Omg!!!!! I love him!!!
Hes hilarious !!! 😅😅
You are HILARIOUS!!!!
I’m was known as a WPK (worship pastor kid) but now I’m a TWPK (Touring warship Paster’s kid) when I was younger I literally was rolling down the pews screaming “YAAAAAY” during my Dads shows...7 years later I didn’t talk to anyone because people kept going “I bet you sing like your Dad” me over here be like ummm I run lights at the church so I can’t be seen by you but sure talk to me about being stage in front of a few thousand people
Love
"and you wonder why you've got grown men walking around in skinny jeans".....LOVE IT!
John, you should add this to your Bible name joke bit: "in high school, a girl named Mary cheated off my biology test."
#winterjam2k18 see u in Nashville and Birmingham John. You are too funny!!!
biggerron38401~ Birmingham👍!
biggerron38401 can't wait
biggerron38401 He was so good!
The goodest...I'm dying.
im 13 and i go to school but i agree we get called winners to much my coach has yelled get up loser your fine after i cried when i got my knee bloody. but i drank from hose water, played on old tramples, drive atvs and build bike ramps. please say im not the only one
When he hums on the Wii hip hop bit lol got me
My 3 dogs used to get on our trampoline and RUN around and around on the springs outside the safety net.
I laughed so hard 😂
Homeschoolees are the best!
My dad made my walk it off when I broke my leg
I remember we used to play a game on a trampoline where you would get a popcorn who rolls into a ball and then everyone tries to bounce them off the trampoline or make their arms get tired and they can hold in the position anymore
Xavier Palomino
My cousins and I do the popcorn game to. Only we can’t fall off our aunts trampoline. We also play a game where one of us is stuck on the floor and has to try and tag the others who are running around.
John Crist "with" Tim Hawkins: Live at Church...must be a hidden joke. I expected the video to show John WITH Tim on stage. Although I enjoyed it and found the video to be funny, I am still left disappointed.... :/
If you get Tim's DVD "That's the Worst," you get Tim's whole show for the night and the 15 minutes of John Crist Above. ***But there are some vids on TH-cam that show Tim and John together on stage.
😂ima homeschooler. Me and my friends make fun of ourselves all the time. But as soon as a non homeschooler does we all defend each other😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂 that's so true though
Mary Katherine Simrell
That’s like me and my friends (Public schoolers). We can make fun of each other all day every day but the second someone on the outside does it “HOLD UP YOU BETTER NOT SAY THAT TO MY FRIEND!”
I’m here again in 2024
Good stuff
I’m dying laughing🤣
At 10:15 I almost peed on myself-lol.
Best Words from my Pop's, Son if you are going to be Dumb, You better be Tough 😎
❤❤
You know it's a good comedian when they laugh at their own jokes. *Cough cough* me
Lol love it
My niece is named Naomi Eliah,& Emanuela Dove & my nephew named is Judah
😂😂😂😂so funny
Veggie Tales rule
Cooking mama 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Go KIDS TABLE
"It's not Waitress it's Watresse" LOL
Step one of the Dave Ramsey plan... That's funny, right there, as Larry the Cable Guy might say!
I recognize some of these jokes as Tim's jokes lol
Pretty sure a kid named Jesus stole my bike! I’m dead! 🌮
Me and my siblings all have bible names, Faith, Joseph, and Glory
very funny
who's Howie
John walks like jack sparrow in this vid
I'm homeschooled!
When I was younger I landed on the ground from the trampoline and just started laughing later found out I had a huge bruise on my back so yeah
Campbell Edgar
That’s how I am. I remember one time I fell in the hallway on the way to health. My best friend saw and he was worried while I was just laughing and telling him it’s no big deal I’m fine. Then found out 1 period later that I was bleeding.
kids need to learn to succeed & fail 👐
Mc.Donald one lol good one
It’s wahtrees 😂. Very good
Don't we don't have trampolines because we do not want the little kids to get hurt. I'm looking at my leg and laughing because I have my toenail ripped out because of a trampoline. LOL
9:47
10:33 😂😂😂
A coworker thought the name "Jezebel" was pretty. I had to talk her out of it.
...turned the water into sweat tea!!! brahahahaha!!!!! ...i live in the bible belt where thats actually preached... haha!!
John Christ looks like the Christian Thoms sanders
Who’s Howie? U missed out on a perfect BSB joke there
he looks like the goth kid from big wolf on campus
Homeschool is like the *goodest* thing that ever happened to me....
(I’m homeschooled so that was hilarious 😂)
Me too lol
Maya Dunn same
Same 😂 😂 LOL
Me too
lmao i used to be and I laughed so hard
He's been waiting a year to tell a lot of jokes
I absolutely love this guy! Why doesn’t he have his own sitcom or Netflix special? He is hilarious 😂🤣
L. Ligon Because he’s Christian sad but true
GoldenElite - I wish he did too. How come they’re putting all these secular people on TV? They swear and stuff. I’m like, please pick Christian stuff! Especially when I’m at school. I need a good laugh. And all the kids are talking about all these popular people. And I’m like, what?
Straight white Christian male that's the answer
@@Jesusbride515 same
@@goldenelite-4939 That's a missed opportunity for netflix. I'm not a christian and I think he's hilarious! I'm also white and find a lot of black comedians extremely funny when they talk about themselves and their community like John is doing.
Love how he cracks himself up. Also love this guy . Give him a big thumbs up guys!
God's just really testing me.
No that's gravity.
Haha so true.
I was serving in Children's Ministry at my church and be a kindergartner named Jezebel. I couldn't believe it. Then next day I was talking to the receptionist about it and she said..."that sounds like a pretty name." All I could do is laugh, I guess not everyone did Bible Quiz like me...where I had to memorize all of 1 Kings 19-22.
Yvette Kellogg "Those are my kids Jezebel and Elijah, they NEVER seem to get along"
Yvette Kellogg
Tobias Boston lol
Yea my church used to have junior Bible quiz then they stopped doing it. So the other day at church a kid was asked what the 4 gospels were and said God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit. I was trying so hard not to laugh.
I must say when I heard that joke I was thinking about how Judas (Jude) wrote one of the books of the bible.
You are really funny and I am a bible student at age 63. You are belly laughing funny! Laughing is good for our hearts and minds. Bravo and Ovations and Encore!!!
Omg! Tough crowd! John is an awesome comedian! God truly gave him a great gift of joy!
Yes Lord,😍😍😍
I'm a homeschooler and I make fun of myself all the time, its funny
Christopher Duvall same
Same
Christopher Duvall But when public schoolers do it. Watch out.
Nissi Hires Amen
Christopher Duvall It’s not funny
I have a cousin named Dorcas. I understand the biblical reasoning, but they just set her up for childhood mockery.
I love the Biblical Dorcas ,so I used the Hebrew version of Tabitha for my daughter.
@@naphtalifarley4588 I used to board pets and one dog was called Dorcas. She had belonged to an ex Nun. Funny looking thing with a barrel like body and stick like legs. I got some funny looks from ppl when I was calling her on the beach.
tigerweet worked w a lady named Dorcus
tigerweet dorcas
@@naphtalifarley4588 I love the name Tabitha
How did Wah-Treece (Waitress) not get teased growing up?
Home schooled
This guy is so awesome! made my day. I love how's he so edgy like me. He shows how Christians can be fun and entertaining unlike most people think we shouldn't be!
😍😍😍😍😍
"We pay rent"
Bwahahahaha! !
I totally relate to this guy! He is an "Edgy Christian" lol
I wish he would date my 19 yo granddaughter. She's drop dead gorgeous.
Another common "Bad Bible Name" is Nimrod. Mighty hunter does not equal righteous man.
Kids are coming out nimrods but i aint speqkin bible language
Haha, the soccer joke 😂
I play soccer and we started keeping score because the parents were complaining 😂