Warhammer 40,000 VS Star Wars, Star Trek, Halo etc & Why Warhammer Always Wins

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  • Warhammer 40,000 quite often ends up in those popular scifi vs scifi articles and videos, and it always comes out on top. Why? Well, watch the video and you'll find out. Because it's insane, basically. Is Warhammer 40,000 too over the top? Too extreme? Or is it just about awesome enough? Let me know in the comments!
    PS: Yes, I know not all Orks can kill a Space Marine in one hit. It was an extreme example of relative strength. It does happen though. Quite a lot, when you look at various books/cutscenes etc!
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  • @GrugSmesh
    @GrugSmesh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22786

    Star Trek fans want to live in star trek.
    Star Wars fans want to live in star wars.
    40k fans DON'T want to live in 40k.

    • @bornesone
      @bornesone 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1557

      KommissarKek accurate

    • @rocatiusmatautia-solomona1314
      @rocatiusmatautia-solomona1314 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2052

      star trek is kinda good but fuck any other universe. I dont wanna live in a universe with a civil war happening everywhere or a war between ancient humans who are now robots. Or fucking 40k.

    • @jameson1239
      @jameson1239 6 ปีที่แล้ว +379

      I would hate lo live in any of them

    • @kannorkallingzvorth9809
      @kannorkallingzvorth9809 6 ปีที่แล้ว +580

      KommissarKek speak for yourself I want to be a space Marine

    • @tzeentchnco.7441
      @tzeentchnco.7441 6 ปีที่แล้ว +334

      Unless you are either one, one of the Chaos gods or two, a daemon
      Why? Cause For me and my brothers and sister, and fuck all you guys and your anathema, who once crashed a space hulk into one of my crystal gardens

  • @thekiller7994
    @thekiller7994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11243

    *How do you travel the universe?*
    Star Trek: We use warp speed
    Star Wars: We use hyperspace
    Halo: We use slipspace
    Warhammer 40K: We go through hell

    • @thebaconsonful
      @thebaconsonful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +654

      The tyranids use magnetism to bend reality.

    • @TheVerendus
      @TheVerendus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1260

      Minecraft: We go through hell too

    • @pyrovonfire7966
      @pyrovonfire7966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1033

      Doom: You guys too?

    • @Handles_arent_a_needed_feature
      @Handles_arent_a_needed_feature 4 ปีที่แล้ว +339

      TheVerendus warhammer was inspired by minecraft confirmed

    • @furrytimelord
      @furrytimelord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Doctor who: We use tardises and the time vortex

  • @KrakenWind
    @KrakenWind 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1279

    AND the most insane thing about all this is that every faction(aside from chaos) is currently in a weakened, decayed, or a remanent of their golden age. ALL OF THAT OVERPOWEREDNESS is not even 5% compared to the factions when in their prime. The Imperium had the Human federation which was approaching the inter-galactic level, the Eldar has the Aledari Empire, an empire that owned the 40k verse for 60 million years, and the Orks were once the Krork, a 12-meter tall, hyper-intelligent race with a complex society capable of everything the Ork can do, but better 10x in every way. The Necrons in their prime beat literal eldritch gods like the Old Ones and the C'tan, even fighting the Aledari Empire and krorks as well. You can honestly say that Chaos is actually the weakest faction as any of the other factions in their prime could beat its ass in every fight, the only reason Chaos is so dangerous is the corrupting ability and the warp that can always respawn them if they died, if a faction was able to take away/counter those two prime abilities, Chaos is boned beyond description.

    • @sev1120
      @sev1120 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Tau are the only race that really advances technologically, because they have a fraction of the population of the other factions.
      They're only able to stand a chance because they have railguns as their default weapon

    • @elalto3492
      @elalto3492 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      The Tyranids and the T'au would also be on their best time right now wouldn't they? I mean they can improve, but they are not the remnants of a glorious past, at least not yet

    • @KrakenWind
      @KrakenWind ปีที่แล้ว

      @@elalto3492 Tau are too young and not anywhere large enough to be considered in overall galactic threats. The Imperium can drown them in numbers, the necrons could turn them to atoms, they use AI and all sorts of corruptable tech, so chaos will fck them up, the Eldar would use them to oblivion, Orks don't even need a justification, Tyranids will eventually overrun the entire galaxy. I feel bad for the tau, they came into the galaxy when the galaxy is in it's twilight years, only a few millennia away from being destroyed.

    • @tranquilthoughts7233
      @tranquilthoughts7233 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @@elalto3492 But the Tau have two distinct advantages over the other races. First is that they have a very dim light in the warp which makes them near invisible for chaos and thus they have very little to fear from chaos. The second is that they are actually able to innovate and they innovate quickly. They have not yet reached the peak of their power, mainly because they are hemmed in by the imperium on one side and the orks on the other. The Tau are still in ascension while the peak has already passed for the other races. As for the nids, the nids aren't a civilized species, they have no technology and no culture. So saying they have some kind of golden age or some past or present glory is not really applicable here. They are intelliegnt, yes, but they don't think as the other races do. They are a 'merely' a hyperadvanced predator.

    • @rynemcgriffin1752
      @rynemcgriffin1752 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tranquilthoughts7233Well they aren’t civilized in the same way as the rest of the galaxy. They’re very clearly a hive mind intelligence that has no real need for culture or anything of the sort.

  • @blah-po9et
    @blah-po9et 2 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    I'd like to point at the Necrons who can just at will detonate stars, and have defeated a literal species of gods that eat stars who tricked the Necrons into giving up their souls. They then use the fragments of these gods as attack dogs.

    • @HydratedBeans
      @HydratedBeans ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Ain’t got shit of the forerunners

    • @stringisacrow5959
      @stringisacrow5959 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Correction batteries

    • @stringisacrow5959
      @stringisacrow5959 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      ​@@HydratedBeansthe necrons killed the 40k version of the forerunners

    • @HydratedBeans
      @HydratedBeans ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@stringisacrow5959 the 40k version were far weaker

    • @stringisacrow5959
      @stringisacrow5959 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@HydratedBeans granted they might have been the lore on them is kinda a bit scarce we know they made the Eldar and the orks along with some of the smaller races but we don't know how strong there weapons were

  • @Luumiie
    @Luumiie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3978

    The philosophy of 40K is “If everything overpowered, nothing is overpowered”

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Except if it's the Ultramarines.

    • @danshakuimo
      @danshakuimo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      DOTA balancing is this supposedly

    • @yosefyonin6824
      @yosefyonin6824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      exc for the poor poor ig

    • @Sgt-Wolf
      @Sgt-Wolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "when everyone is super, no now will be"

    • @malickmezianiiloveanime210
      @malickmezianiiloveanime210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And that’s f*cking true !!!

  • @hektorlarner8725
    @hektorlarner8725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3917

    By his estimate, there are are 50 trillion guardsmen.
    Most call that overkill, 40k calls it inadequate

    • @rooby0670
      @rooby0670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      yeah I think that that estimate because most hive worlds have a few hundred billion inhabitants, not 6 XD

    • @kriss3d
      @kriss3d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Well. There's worlds with many many billions people. So you'd have even a billion guardsmen right there. But also not every planet has even 50K guardsmen. But most would ans it would. Be in the vast millions at the very least. So it's closer to 500 trillion.

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      "Most of you will die, but this is a sacrifice I am willing to make"

    • @gyphryphobia
      @gyphryphobia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      That number seems low for some reason

    • @emjaaaay
      @emjaaaay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@kriss3d Armatura alone had a garrison of 1 billion guardsmen.

  • @tranquilthoughts7233
    @tranquilthoughts7233 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    As a military commander you have to think of spacemarines as a tank with the maneuverability of infantry, the speed of mechanized infantry and the modus operandi of special ops. You also have to keep in mind that every spacemarine is a tactical and strategic genius with decades or maybe even centuries of experience in nothing but war.

    • @michaelking7391
      @michaelking7391 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Aaaaand some of them are like John. We don't talk about John much, we just let him have his crayons.

    • @Strikerkong
      @Strikerkong 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Not maybe centuries.
      Probably centuries.

    • @midgetydeath
      @midgetydeath 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      With a brain that makes a quantum supercomputer look stupid.

    • @jarrettbement3716
      @jarrettbement3716 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      As I say, in our world the space marines would literally be a one man army.

    • @TheMilitantMazdakite
      @TheMilitantMazdakite 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, but there are not that many of them.

  • @Hysterically_Accurate
    @Hysterically_Accurate ปีที่แล้ว +139

    As far as other factions being just as powerful, I love the fact that the primary weakness of the Necrons is that theyre too petty to work together, and as such are preoccupied with 65 million year old feuds between leaders

    • @Rurik_Luci
      @Rurik_Luci 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      No, that is not their primary weakness. Their primary weakness is that the vast majority of them are still asleep. If all of them woke up the next day, the tyranids are no longer the scariest thing around.

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@Rurik_Luci At least you have a chance of negotiating with a Necron.

    • @chigchong2805
      @chigchong2805 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      the imperium has same problem

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@chigchong2805 Nah they have way better cohesion compared to the Necrons, because it actually exists somewhere beneath the beuracracy, machinery, and blood unlike the Necrons.

    • @chigchong2805
      @chigchong2805 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@concept5631 ig but they are all spererated with civil skirmishes often breaking out while its to an lesser degree i still think the imperium has the same problem.

  • @TheMustangForce
    @TheMustangForce 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5834

    Stars wars: Sir we lost over 40000 people in this massive battle. we need to retreat
    40k: only 3 billion losses for one small moon, lets add 3 more for good measure

    • @kana22693
      @kana22693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +812

      Life is so cheap in 40k that I can actually buy _"lets risk throwing another 3 billion into the meat grinder just to be sure"_ as a viable military tactic.

    • @Spideryote
      @Spideryote 5 ปีที่แล้ว +428

      @@kana22693 When in doubt, drown them in a sea of peasant blood.

    • @PartOfTheGame
      @PartOfTheGame 5 ปีที่แล้ว +433

      Only three? I smell heresy...

    • @bladeofhel
      @bladeofhel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      And yet, there are plenty of military organisations in Star Wars that are far larger than 40k. Just in the core films alone, we have the Galactic Empire and the Separatist Droid Army, which are larger on an order of magnitude.

    • @captainstag8189
      @captainstag8189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      70 million casualties
      HAH THAT'S A ROOKIE NUMBER

  • @OJNixon
    @OJNixon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5059

    Funny story about Orks
    A group of guardsmen and their commisar are holding out against a wave of orks, and eventually they run out of power packs for their lasguns. Unfased, the commisar picks up a guardsman's weapon, points it at an oncoming ork, yells "BANG!", and the ork falls dead. Amazed, the guardsmen follow suit, orks falling left and right. A few minutes later, a group of orks come running towards the position, not dropping to the men's loudest 'bang's; only when they get closer do the guardsmen hear them chanting "I'm a tank I'm a tank I'm a tank!".

    • @janthion3590
      @janthion3590 6 ปีที่แล้ว +307

      OJNixon w-w whahahababababababahahahahahahahhahahahahahha Jeeeezzzzzzummm

    • @NGMK
      @NGMK 6 ปีที่แล้ว +963

      OJNixon
      Please tell me this is cannon

    • @290naz
      @290naz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1149

      It would seem that the only way to defeat an Ork is to play on their level

    • @jamesgeorge7579
      @jamesgeorge7579 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1298

      Orks are the ultimate example of the power of belief

    • @martinroner5688
      @martinroner5688 6 ปีที่แล้ว +396

      NGMK it could well be. belief is power in the warp and no other species demonstrates that bettar than the orkz

  • @ilicktrains8304
    @ilicktrains8304 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    A star wars laser rifle equivalent in 40k, the lasgun is seen as a flashlight relative to the threats they face, that just goes to show the scale

    • @M4421-O
      @M4421-O ปีที่แล้ว +18

      A lasgun can blow a person's head apart with a single shot too

    • @spudnik4305
      @spudnik4305 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ​@@M4421-Oif i recall, it also NEVER JAMS (although i could be wrong).

    • @nonya1366
      @nonya1366 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@spudnik4305 They're Very reliable. But not infallable. You can drag them through mud, muck, sand, and still fire just fine. But sometimes the machine spirit gets testy and you lose the magazine's charge.

    • @snakeeye814
      @snakeeye814 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      a star wars blaster is not a laser weapon. ;)

    • @TheMilitantMazdakite
      @TheMilitantMazdakite 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      No, the Lasgun is similar in power to an autogun, and star wars lasers are more powerful than that.

  • @bruvathroatpuncher500
    @bruvathroatpuncher500 2 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    Good thing you didn't mention the cream of the crop guardsmen planets, Tulwarn, Valhalla, Armageddon, Cadia, Catachan, and Krieg. Those planets produce insanely skilled and well trained warriors that even space Marines nod in respect to you (especially if you're from Cadia, an astartes will nod and pour one out for your no longer planet).

    • @lennardchurch8483
      @lennardchurch8483 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      40k's overall power is middling relative to the whole of science fiction. People who say otherwise aren't sufficiently familiar with the lore of other franchises.

    • @jeffk862
      @jeffk862 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Lennard Church powerful when compared to the average mass appeal scifi.

    • @willy4170
      @willy4170 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@lennardchurch8483for example? To kill a stormtroopers you just need to throw a rock a them 😂

    • @lennardchurch8483
      @lennardchurch8483 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@willy4170 My theory is that Ewoks throw rocks as hard as Hobbits do, rather than just anyone being able to throw rocks hard enough to take them down.

    • @max-ii5jy
      @max-ii5jy ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@willy4170 halo's forerunners

  • @scott2696
    @scott2696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3443

    Warhammer 40k is like the cartoon were two guys keep pulling out bigger guns and it never ends.

    • @ancientwizard3055
      @ancientwizard3055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      tottaly disagree warhammer 40k isn't about who is stronger. I would say we from the start know a lot about some characters who are over any powerlimits, about gods etc. warhammer 40k main theme is - suffer. it doesn't metter who you are - you will suffer non stop. even primarhson of living god. the normal people litteraly belive that primarh is gods - and still the suffer. the whole races are suffering always close to be destroyed the suffer. even necrons who are race of soulless robots who are overpowered in wh40k universe and the race who killed or slaved their own gods - they are suffering. I would say I do not remmember any big victory in wh40k at all. yes you can win a battle or something like that . even stoping horus herecy doesn't feel like victory at all. every victory more looks like just like complete 1 task at the work . Even Kadia. yes for imperial it is a lost. but for chaos is it victory? it is like more 1rst step. and for some people Kadia fall - make some of them stronger

    • @hudsonhoneycutt2485
      @hudsonhoneycutt2485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      @ancient wizard *pulls out bigger gun*

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      ​@@ancientwizard3055
      Human: Dying for the emperor isn't suffering.
      Nurgling: These blessings aren't suffering.
      Tyrannid: Planet taste good
      Orc: War fun, haw haw haw haw!
      Drukhari: What is the difference between suffering and pleasure?
      T'au: What do you mean "suffering"? I don't know what that is.

    • @ancientwizard3055
      @ancientwizard3055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@manictiger human - when you are 100% loyal and mister inqusitor think that there is a small chanse that you are not loyal, and arrest you and start torture and asking a question about things that you didn't know that even exist. like warp chaos, magic. ye man it is suffering.
      cult mechanicus who degenerate so hard that toaster become great thing at the same time while you are traveling on the huge planet size ship and deep inside you u understand how stupied you are compare to pre horus eresy mechanicus.

    • @ancientwizard3055
      @ancientwizard3055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@manictiger chopped on half tau can feel suffer.
      orc who wasn't fighting like for a month I said a 1 YEAR WITHOUT GREAT WAAGH.
      Drukhari: we just killed our last slave and white scar is hunting us on the web sad face.

  • @bobertvc7492
    @bobertvc7492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6088

    Stormtrooper: *misses*
    Imperial Guardsmen: *dies anyway*

    • @Nyghtking
      @Nyghtking 5 ปีที่แล้ว +577

      Honestly I don't think a stormtroopers blaster would do much to a guardsman, their armor and weapons are only shit by the standards of 40k, to everything else their gear is actually really good.

    • @thesocialistsarecoming8565
      @thesocialistsarecoming8565 5 ปีที่แล้ว +365

      @@Nyghtking their general armour is a slab of layered armour and a steel helmet, even modern ceramics are better protection than that even against lasers.

    • @LoneWulfHunter
      @LoneWulfHunter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      Imperial Guards Lasgun/flashlight has current modern day MBT devestation power.. its just everything else there is OP

    • @thesocialistsarecoming8565
      @thesocialistsarecoming8565 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      @@LoneWulfHunter if a lasgun hit like an MBT, you do understand that itd be the boltors being used by regular ground troops right? At that kind of power based on sheer thrust to weight ratios, a Space marine taking a torso shot from a lasgun would go flying several dozen meters like a small car being slammed by a flat nose m1a1 sabot, what your describing is some midling between a lasgun and a lascannon (lascannon is over a 100 megawatt laser, a.k.a. the sheer impact of the laser is a minimum of about 17 modern hand grenades detonating in a single spot similtaneously). Based purely on power consumption when being charged (few hours in fire, a few more in sunlight) a lasgun is in the watt to kilowatt range, or about 1,000 - 10,000 ish times weaker per pulse than a lascannon. The reason things explode when hit by it is that its almost definitely tuned harmonically to water (think of a microwave oven) and thus causes small steam explosions on damp, fleshy, or wet targets. Hence why it rips off unprotected limbs andmoccasionally (not always) detonates on terrain.

    • @thesocialistsarecoming8565
      @thesocialistsarecoming8565 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      @Chaz Hagen lasers are by yheir very nature a beam of high energy electrons that have matched or exceeded the speed of light and are now travelli jg in a superimposed band of particles that also behaves like a wave. Quantum theory 101, light has mass.

  • @isfren5482
    @isfren5482 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    A important thing to note some quotes say “ he rules over a million worlds “
    Others say “ he rule over uncountable millions of worlds “
    and most guardsmen are also the best of there planet and each planet has defensive forces

    • @inigosanzhierro2459
      @inigosanzhierro2459 ปีที่แล้ว

      They would probably be on par in toughness with Special Forces such as the SAS, CAG, SAYERET MATKAL and GROM

    • @calebbarnhouse496
      @calebbarnhouse496 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Something to note is those are all based off imperial propaganda, and star wars alone the empire has 1.5 mill regular planets, (aka they don't have 40 different type of planets that has like 4 thousand people that have spears as there primary weapon) with almost 70 million Colonies, the only reason people think the imperium wins against any scfi universe is because it's treated like fact, but in the end of the day the imperium would crumble under it's own weight if you took out it's own plot armor

  • @A_Wild_Dyzzy
    @A_Wild_Dyzzy ปีที่แล้ว +72

    My favorite shorthand way to describe why space marines are nuts: “Something that big shouldn’t move that fast.”

  • @joegroves2517
    @joegroves2517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9973

    As a counterpoint, if a space marine tried to board a Star Trek or Star Wars ship they'd just be stuck in a tiny hallway.

    • @ONEIL311
      @ONEIL311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +981

      They probably get stuck in a door not the hallway

    • @penjaminthestrange4427
      @penjaminthestrange4427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1115

      if the hallway or door is too small, they rip open a dozen new doors and shoot anything in sight

    • @icicle_ai9748
      @icicle_ai9748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +685

      Send in the kriegsmen

    • @anevilgoose1034
      @anevilgoose1034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +405

      I dont know why, but I'm just imagining an astartes "Austin Powers"ing himself lol

    • @anevilgoose1034
      @anevilgoose1034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +331

      @@rz7282 AVENGE ME BROTHER!!

  • @cybronikai1957
    @cybronikai1957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1331

    Its hard to beat a universe that is balanced through an arm's race between each of the writers favorite armies

    • @detonater7441
      @detonater7441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Not particularly, WH40k is low mid tier

    • @sneedfeedandseed2410
      @sneedfeedandseed2410 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      yeah, the factions of warhammer universe should be pitted against universes with broken power scaling. shit like early dragonball.

    • @josuke3698
      @josuke3698 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ​​@@sneedfeedandseed2410ragon would do horrible, a psyker just needs to rupture the heart of a Saiyan or the blood vessels in their head

    • @sneedfeedandseed2410
      @sneedfeedandseed2410 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@josuke3698 it'd be entertaining, seeing them endlessly come up with loads of bullshit tricks to counter eachother.

    • @SeanCrosser
      @SeanCrosser ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Because the point of 40k is that no one faction has any actual advantage.

  • @justinlast2lastharder749
    @justinlast2lastharder749 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    The easiest way is to say "The Scale". In Star Wars, the Star Destroyer is the mainline Battleship. It would be a Cruiser in 40k. The Super Star Destroyer that is the OP Dreadnaught is the size of standard Battleships in 40k.

    • @nonya1366
      @nonya1366 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which is a shame for 40k, because they really aren't producing a lot of cruisers anymore.

    • @nexdroid1486
      @nexdroid1486 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      40k has space hulks which are so massive they generate their own gravity and even have their own atmosphere

    • @AGrumpyPanda
      @AGrumpyPanda ปีที่แล้ว +4

      An Imperial II Star Destroyer is the size of an Imperial (40k) heavy frigate at 1.6km long. Super Star Destroyers like the Executor-class are actually twice the length of an Imperial battleship.

    • @deathtrooper7760
      @deathtrooper7760 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@AGrumpyPanda depends on the battleship and the source between 8km to 10km-15km and the bigger battleship class the Gloriana class battleship is around 20km, the biggest battleship of that class is 26km in lenght and it´s the Macragge's Honor The current flagship of the Ultramarine Primarch ,Roboute Guilliman

    • @calebbarnhouse496
      @calebbarnhouse496 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@deathtrooper7760the cast vast vast majority of them are on the lower end, and those that are on the higher side aren't really any better, becayse they run into a simple problem, 99% of there guns are on there sides, so if they want to shoot something they have to spend 40 years turning to get a shot off, in which case basically any ship of any size class could have just fled the battlefield in the time it takes to line up a kill shot

  • @MagnusVictor2015
    @MagnusVictor2015 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    I would add that from a storywriting perspective, 40k really benefits from being set in a 'fallen' or 'post-peak' universe: Each faction (minus the Tau) there *was* much stronger in the distant past, but lives on as a shadow of its former glory. This gives stories two major advantages: you can pull a superweapon into the plot with an easy justification ("ancient archaeotech weapon that was long-forgotten and just recently rediscovered") and just as quickly write it out of any future stories ("It broke and we don't have the schematics/It got possessed by a Daemon/AdMech filed it away on a Forge world for 5,000 years of study before they might let you have it back").
    Even when the writers don't explicitly write those explanations in, it lets readers seamlessly fill in the blanks themselves. By comparison, in almost all of the other sci-fi universes mentioned, it's hard to explain why the protagonists (or antagonists) suddenly got their hands on some superweapon/near-magic tech. "How did Scotty/the Empire/ONI just suddenly *have* this technology? When/how did they develop it? Why wasn't it used earlier? Why doesn't it show up in later stories set in this universe?"
    This helps paper over some of the lore inconsistencies in 40k (and there's quite a few...) and other writing errors, making the universe as a whole feel more believable despite the comedically over-the-top nature of the setting.

    • @americankid7782
      @americankid7782 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      “Hey what happened to that ancient spaceship that used time travel as a weapon?”
      “I think it just kinda dipped out of the galaxy.”

    • @HubiKoshi
      @HubiKoshi 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Honestly the Primaris are the funniest example of that. In any other universe an improvement of the already superhuman soldiers would come from new technological developments. Imperium? They had whole caches of these guys sitting on ice for thousands of years since the Imperium's Golden Age until Big G would wake up and give them their marching orders.
      To compare it to Halo this isn't the Spartans being created, this is the Didact returning and bringing the Prometheans with him or the Protoss awakening Spear of Adun and then warriors sleeping on it.

    • @OtterTreySSArmy
      @OtterTreySSArmy 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It doesn't help in my opinion. Because if it was as useful as its supposed to be, surely it would be a top priority to find and recover.
      Like imagine the Death Star just went missing one day. Don't you think that the Empire would be expending every resource to try to find the thing? Because the obvious implication is "oh shit this can and probably will be used against us".

  • @janfrancissulit5613
    @janfrancissulit5613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3510

    SW: "We have AT-AT's."
    40K: "We have churches that walk."
    SW: "What?!"
    40K: "what?"

    • @pretzelbomb6105
      @pretzelbomb6105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +578

      “This walker has 4 turbo laser cannons, armor capable of shrugging off fighter weaponry, and space for several dozen troopers.”
      “So a light patrol vehicle then?”

    • @Static22chip
      @Static22chip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      *cough* apocalypse class titan was able to be seen from orbit *cough*

    • @kyle18934
      @kyle18934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      @@mekhane.broken9678 because they destroyed the darn computers that had the information in them.
      Going from automated design to paper sounds disastrous lol

    • @XD-lj9ue
      @XD-lj9ue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Yeah. They destroyed the computers tho because they were afraid that chaos would corrupt it and steal the information and tech written inside (not the whole story but from what i surmise)

    • @kyle18934
      @kyle18934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@mekhane.broken9678 but then someone would have to know all of the schematics of the titian (i think thats what they are called)
      there is only so much someone can see on paper or on stone.
      you know in the height of the imperium, the factories could probably pump those titans out in a week, or maybe a month

  • @SuaveGuyJosh
    @SuaveGuyJosh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +866

    Starwars: Open your mind and feel the force around you WarHammer40K: “and open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded”

    • @Codex_0613
      @Codex_0613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      the force is magic, and magic is heresy

    • @neutralview8788
      @neutralview8788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Nice quote there from the 40k rules book.

    • @SuaveGuyJosh
      @SuaveGuyJosh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Neutral View aha ty bro

    • @REXY22FULL
      @REXY22FULL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hey! Dawn of War's librarian says it too!

    • @ChronicAndIronic
      @ChronicAndIronic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Open your mind with the fist of a space marine

  • @reptarcar
    @reptarcar ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Nerdy point on accuracy, the bolter fires a round out the barrel first which then ignites a charge and continues accelerating. So it's technically still a gun, just one that fires highly specialised rounds.

    • @deadoger2934
      @deadoger2934 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      gyrojett be like

    • @KissMy2Moons
      @KissMy2Moons 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@deadoger2934 mixture of both

    • @mrfigaloopierre9610
      @mrfigaloopierre9610 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's called a rocket assisted projectile, he use them in artillery guns.

  • @thomaskok5773
    @thomaskok5773 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    As one honorable space marine once said: "Abandon reason, know only war." That pretty much sums up the whole point.

  • @KiwiSpartan01
    @KiwiSpartan01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1492

    Necrons: ancient, soulless robots who destroyed their gods and now use them as pokemon

    • @eith42
      @eith42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      That's the best description I've ever heard! 😂😂

    • @johnwillies7861
      @johnwillies7861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      True! play dawn of war soul storm you will know why

    • @kabalanstef9636
      @kabalanstef9636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@johnwillies7861 the necrons in that game are insanely strong. Just... free construction bots, free infantry and you can mass resurrect them forever. Like, I had a game where I got to have 40 full squads of necron warriors.

    • @picklestheomnipotent4535
      @picklestheomnipotent4535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And kind of immortal

    • @tkrowgamer
      @tkrowgamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@picklestheomnipotent4535
      With enough buffs and effects they will not go down easily and they will not stay down when they do.

  • @livingrecorder6270
    @livingrecorder6270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1987

    He ain't joking when he said every other race is overpowered because there's a race called Necrons and they use gods as double AA batteries and they supernova suns for fun

    • @detonater7441
      @detonater7441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Not really that powerful although the comedic content of your comment is respectable 😂

    • @NooBTvv2
      @NooBTvv2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@detonater7441 HERESY!............. wait a min

    • @thebloodsonofsanguinius9489
      @thebloodsonofsanguinius9489 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Imagine if there were as many marines as guardsmen no one could stop the imperium

    • @HighSchoolHacks1
      @HighSchoolHacks1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      the prometheans from halo are essentially necron lychguard but you get to feel how annoying and near unkillable they are

    • @thebloodsonofsanguinius9489
      @thebloodsonofsanguinius9489 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@HighSchoolHacks1 just weaker versions of necrons essentially

  • @tranquilthoughts7233
    @tranquilthoughts7233 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    The black carapace is actually not armor. The armor is formed by causing the ribs of the spacemarine to grow a flat extension of the bone downwards in an overlapping pattern so that the ribcage of the spacemarine effectivly turns into a lorica segmenta. Also keep in mind that during the spacemarine transformation they get a diet that is extremly high in iron because part of the spacemarine transformation process is reinforcing the bones of the spacemarine with iron. The Black carapace is essentially just a layer of artifical, subdermal skin that allows the spacemarine to interact directly over the skin with their powerarmor and makes it so that the spacemarine can feel the surface of the powerarmor like it's their own skin. If the wind blows over the powerarmor it will feel for the spacemarine as if it's blwong across their own skin. Also, the installation of the black carapace requires the spacemarine to be literally flayed. The black carapace is then installed under the skin and the skin is sewn back onto the black carapace.

    • @Chasing_Cloudz
      @Chasing_Cloudz ปีที่แล้ว

      Feeling the environment through your armor as if it's your skin kinda defeats the purpose of armor, don't it? Since most of the environments space marines are in are hazardous, that must be excruciating. Imagine having a tyranid slash your armor, not even doing damage, but yet it feels like your chest was opened up

    • @tranquilthoughts7233
      @tranquilthoughts7233 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Chasing_Cloudz The purpose of armor is to protect you from damage. And spacemarine armor does protect the spacemarine from damage very well. Yes, the spacemarine does feel when he is slashed at by a tyranid claw as if it were his skin. But why would that feel as if his chest was opened up when all the claw did was leave a scratch on his armor? Do you think the black carapace extrapolates what kind of damage that attack would have done to the spacemarine if he was unarmored and then have the spacemarine experience that?
      And that is before we even consider that the mechanicus is very easily able to modify the bodily sensations we experience. Dulling the sensation of pain to the point where the spacemarine gets a proper warning that he was hit but not enough to distract him too much is a very easy task.
      Also, what do you think is worse? Getting hit but don't feel it through the armor and thus not realize that you have been hit or getting hit and getting a slight sensation of pain and thus realize that you have been hit.

  • @damlordTwendam
    @damlordTwendam ปีที่แล้ว +65

    The Celestial Orery alone is freaking OP, its like a touchscreen for deleting planets in 40k..

    • @lennardchurch8483
      @lennardchurch8483 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yet it's middling compared to the technologies possessed by the Forerunners.
      Civilian Forerunner mining ships blow up planets.
      All Forerunner ships can scan the entire galaxy identifying even trace amounts of specific elements (which would render all attempts of the Necrons to hide literally anything, useless, because the Forerunners would have the real-time locations of all Necrodermis, continually.
      The Halo Array targets the entire galaxy at once, far exceeding the Orrery's damage output.
      The Guardians also have weapons that shut down advanced technology and can blow up planets.

    • @user-ll9le5tg3t
      @user-ll9le5tg3t ปีที่แล้ว

      So it's kinda like a real time interactive bullet schematic for the Xeelee, who uses galaxies as ammo.

    • @lennardchurch8483
      @lennardchurch8483 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@user-ll9le5tg3t No they don't. That's hyperbole upon hyperbole from a years-long game of telephone in forums that's not actually what the lore says.

    • @user-ll9le5tg3t
      @user-ll9le5tg3t ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lennardchurch8483 Yeah, I do agree on that being hyperbole, but I was going off the low end without mentioning time-travel and the great attractor, both will which dwarf that hyperbole.

    • @SgtFrost-it8er
      @SgtFrost-it8er ปีที่แล้ว

      I miss read this as orgy

  • @Wichnam
    @Wichnam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1937

    When a planet busting event happens:
    In any sci-fi universe… The inhabitants break before the planet does.
    In 40 K, the planet breaks before the defenders do.

    • @kilmindaro3
      @kilmindaro3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      Cadia still stands in our hearts

    • @slavkebab6553
      @slavkebab6553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@kilmindaro3 noo, stop, im gonna cry ; - ;

    • @angelchronicles9848
      @angelchronicles9848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      *cries in cadian

    • @joelelmlund4972
      @joelelmlund4972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      The 42th Guardian regiment of the Kyros system (my own army, nerdy I know but meh!) will honor the memory of Cadia and HOLD THE LINE!

    • @Denis-ej9fu
      @Denis-ej9fu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      The planet broke before the guard.

  • @kingbrit4583
    @kingbrit4583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2605

    Star wars: the planet has been overun, we need to retreat.
    Imperium: hehe exterminatus goes *VROOOOOM*

    • @random40kfan57
      @random40kfan57 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Exterminatus is a very serious process that is thoroughly considered and will be in application only if the planet is considered irredeemable and regaining will cost more than what it is worth

    • @gergokerekes4550
      @gergokerekes4550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@random40kfan57 inqusitors be like: wanna see me press this button again? and again?

    • @random40kfan57
      @random40kfan57 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@gergokerekes4550 space wolves be life wanna get a 1v1 rematch

    • @Minotaur-ey2lg
      @Minotaur-ey2lg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Throw a few billion guardsmen at it, then call it a loss. Gotta be sure.

    • @dogcatchen
      @dogcatchen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i am your 666th like

  • @bacarrakris5432
    @bacarrakris5432 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    40K is so insane I wouldn’t be surprised if someone can actually die from emotional damage

    • @santiagohernandezletsplay6813
      @santiagohernandezletsplay6813 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the warp: ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF (deamons are emotions made manifest in the warp"

    • @johnjohnson9073
      @johnjohnson9073 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well a god was created through pure debauchery and almost wiped out an entire species in that instant so death via emotional damage sounds fully plausible

    • @nargileh1
      @nargileh1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@santiagohernandezletsplay6813 You can outright die from just looking into the warp or a navigator's third eye.

    • @marcins1770
      @marcins1770 ปีที่แล้ว

      or going On the trzech "tee pary"
      or plaing in khorn " playgroud"
      or enjoy yourself in finests of plesuers ofert by slanesh...
      or Just be near to nurge

    • @stripelordsteve
      @stripelordsteve 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Fulgrum screaming in pain

  • @thejankycommander783
    @thejankycommander783 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    2 important things to also consider is every legion of marines have special genes that make them near immune to disease/ poison, or have werewolf genes that make them extreme hunters.
    The 2nd is the brain implants that speed up their brain functions so they can process information and think at super speed

  • @marcelob.678
    @marcelob.678 5 ปีที่แล้ว +793

    6:04
    "You could take a heavy bolter, which is like a bolter but heavier."
    -KiriothTV

    • @arandomspacemarine91
      @arandomspacemarine91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Malivamar and able to purge Xenos in more explosions

    • @kevinyasutomi9790
      @kevinyasutomi9790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A bolter can punch through most shields in Halo in two or less bullets. Imagine what an Assault Cannon will do.

    • @thesocialistsarecoming8565
      @thesocialistsarecoming8565 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kevinyasutomi9790 when the prototype mjolnir shield took an inderect blow from a 120mm superheavy antiarmor missile, this shield being several times worse than the gen1 mjolnir standard shields, which in turn are 'exponentially worse' than mjolnir gen2 shielding. That is to say: more like 150 boltors off of KE alone for gen1 mjolnir, maybe 50 or 60 including explosive. And again, gen2 is "exponentially" better shielded than even that.

    • @kevinyasutomi9790
      @kevinyasutomi9790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@thesocialistsarecoming8565 Would you like to see an assault cannon rip that to shreds too? Bigger caliber, 400 round mag. Those shields can't hold out against something with a high rate of fire and massive caliber plus little to no recoil.

    • @thesocialistsarecoming8565
      @thesocialistsarecoming8565 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kevinyasutomi9790 OK, and? I said the shield was about 150x more durable than what you implied minimum, not that its on par with a heavy vehicles durability. As for how well it'd hold up against an assault cannon, depends on actual caliber and rate of fire. If you can give me the actual calibre and fire rate i can do some basic, rough, translation from terms of .75 at 2x SOS to whatever the assault cannon would do. With fire rate i could then give a rough guess of how long it would last. Also, how long would a SM stand up under an assault cannon out of curiosity? My money's on the shields over the SM tbh.

  • @Tanaka_Kenshin
    @Tanaka_Kenshin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2808

    In Star Wars Clone War was the largest conflict in millenia...
    In Warhammer 40k the call it "Tuesday".

    • @rosesarered675
      @rosesarered675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Then doctor who comes in with the time war and makes both franchises look insignificant when it comes to war

    • @randomares456
      @randomares456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Imagine mondays

    • @Ch4pp13
      @Ch4pp13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@rosesarered675 not well versed in Doctor Who lore, but please, do tell me the details of the Time War.

    • @negative6442
      @negative6442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@rosesarered675 lol the War in Heaven would have a word with you

    • @TheGantus
      @TheGantus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂👍

  • @zaqzilla1
    @zaqzilla1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    In other settings killing entire planets is relatively rare. Where as killing planets happens on the regular in 40k.

    • @lennardchurch8483
      @lennardchurch8483 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Not nearly as common in 40k's canon as its fans pretend it is. If it were, the Imperium would have run out of planets thousands of years ago.

  • @mojotheaverage
    @mojotheaverage ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I mean, if we're talking universes at their peak, you'd be dealing with humanity during humanity's golden age where they had men of Iron, nano machines that could strip planets, robots that could lift tectonic plates with their jaws, machines that absorb entire stars to destroy solar systems, armour that makes space marine power armour look like health and safety gear.

    • @kingnhonj954
      @kingnhonj954 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yeah, that's the only time warhammer 40k actually looks like a powerful universe.

    • @TakeshiVandeputte
      @TakeshiVandeputte 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@kingnhonj954don't forget about the necrons, old ones, C'tan, peak eldar, peak orks and chaos at the beginning of the horus heresy.

    • @YouthRightsRadical
      @YouthRightsRadical 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And yet we pretty much always have to ban Q from getting involved for a debate to even start. Because everyone knows how "talking universes at their peak" goes if we don't.

    • @taelorpickel2830
      @taelorpickel2830 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Then Halo has the Forerunners, Precusors/The Flood, and all the ancient races.

  • @lordnul1708
    @lordnul1708 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1081

    Warhammer 40K always wins because 40K can't survive 40K.

    • @jgzzv1697
      @jgzzv1697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      The worst enemy of 40k is 40k itself

    • @mrginge143
      @mrginge143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Peasant oh I hate tau, and I hate the tyranids, and I hate the imperium of man, damn the imperium of man... they ruined the imperium of man

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@mrginge143 The imperium of man is an absolute shithole, not even taken into account the constant threat of other xenos races. -No wonder why so many people join fucking CHAOS!-
      -And looking closer, there's literally no setbacks for joining chaos, apart from horrible mutations, hideous diseases, getting fucking MURDERING CRAZY!! and probably getting assraped with a chainsword, but you'll enjoy it anyways-
      Hehe, but of course is better to die in the light of the EMPRAH than to give in to the ruinous powers of KHEYOSS!! -Can I go now, inquisitor?-

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@elijahmanaghaya6038 Dude, a single xeelee would nuke the entirety of WH40K.
      A bunch of Xeelee nightfighters would destroy the chaos gods.
      Time travel is too OP for WH40k to deal with.

    • @larkalfen9510
      @larkalfen9510 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's a sad reality of 40k
      Give it few thousand years and they will collapse under pressure of many xeno scum

  • @stingingcashew2321
    @stingingcashew2321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2025

    "Librarians can project visions of an enemies worst fears"
    Darth Vader: Sand...SAND EVERYWHERE!!!!!

    • @Kortegard0341
      @Kortegard0341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Vader: I've got sand, in my NOOOOOOOOOOSE

    • @justinrolfe9134
      @justinrolfe9134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It’s corse and rough and irritating.

    • @user-ro9zf9kz1h
      @user-ro9zf9kz1h 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Librarian is standing on the high ground.

    • @Kortegard0341
      @Kortegard0341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@user-ro9zf9kz1h Librarian IS the high ground

    • @dchiznit209
      @dchiznit209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But my high ground!!!

  • @lychiadventures8231
    @lychiadventures8231 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    TBH just listening to the description of the Space Marines and the world of 40K excites me. The most awesome and ridiculous sci-fi lore EVER! Even the frickin LIBRARIAN is insanely powerful!

    • @TakeshiVandeputte
      @TakeshiVandeputte 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Are you not familiar with 40k?

    • @fabiocosta3830
      @fabiocosta3830 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      How about the chaplain?
      A space marine in full black armor and a skull-styled helmet, with only the shoulderpad bearing the chapter heraldy and colors, that carries a power mace/truncheon/scepter, that is responsible for checking if every space marine in the chapter is devoted to the Imperium and to the God Emperor, and that smashes the face of those who show chaos taint on the spot.

  • @icarusblues7699
    @icarusblues7699 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Star Wars's Death Star or Star Killer was a big deal. Pretty sure some people in the Imperium decided not to use that type of weapon against an all powerful enemy because it was 'no fun'

    • @guymanhumanperson
      @guymanhumanperson ปีที่แล้ว

      They have exterminatus, thats good enough, why waste effort to blow up the planet itself?

    • @Niwona112
      @Niwona112 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You mean exterminatus??

    • @guymanhumanperson
      @guymanhumanperson ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Niwona112 no, the necron star destroying ipad

    • @Niwona112
      @Niwona112 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@guymanhumanperson he said imperium not necrons

    • @calebbarnhouse496
      @calebbarnhouse496 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The death star was a big deal because it completely destroyed a planet, even at it's most powerful extermantus had to happen when the plantery shields were down and even then only could chunk the planet if you used a lot of the most powerful kind of extermantus, which makes it similar to a base delta zero, which is just glossing a planet with a star destroyers main weapons

  • @Minotaur-ey2lg
    @Minotaur-ey2lg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1824

    Clone wars: Oh the horror, hundreds of billions are dead!
    The Imperium of Man: Those are rookie numbers! Gotta get those numbers up!

    • @myduckisonqauck7227
      @myduckisonqauck7227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Yuuzhan vong war mate. Over 300 trillion dead in four years.

    • @voxpopuli7910
      @voxpopuli7910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      MyDuck IsOnQauck a normal day in the imperium as well

    • @danielawesome36
      @danielawesome36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@voxpopuli7910 I can't believe that this isn't a lie.
      It's not a fudgin lie... Why is this not a fudging lie?!

    • @myduckisonqauck7227
      @myduckisonqauck7227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@danielawesome36 he is joking, not even the horus heresy had that many casualties

    • @shuhanlin1217
      @shuhanlin1217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@myduckisonqauck7227 yeh but the heresy was mainly between astartes and was a lot shorter than the zuuzhan vong invasion

  • @mikaruyami
    @mikaruyami 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2351

    Orks : gets force choked by a sith.
    Other Orks : " If wez just hol' hand like such, wez can chokes people."

    • @gardevoir7137
      @gardevoir7137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +397

      Rip the entirety of the galaxy

    • @akshayjb8205
      @akshayjb8205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @Johan Åkesson SO05b just make sure other orks believe that

    • @anonymousdolan4862
      @anonymousdolan4862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!?

    • @nurgleslefttentacle6844
      @nurgleslefttentacle6844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I really wish that there was a "lol" reaction to this comment. Best thing I've read in ages!

    • @sugargay7168
      @sugargay7168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Oh dear god, you just created orks with the force

  • @user-sq5mr8ut1o
    @user-sq5mr8ut1o ปีที่แล้ว +11

    2 years late but I think the better comparison is finding a guard regiment dedicated to the topic in question. Space Marines are the "poster child" because GW wants them to sell, but for each space marine battle the guard has fought on hundreds more battle fields across the galaxy. Now to admit my bias, I play guard and I love all the random lore. However, Cadia is the gold standard model and a single planet housing a regiment is the exception not the rule. Cadia, Catachan, Armageddon, Vostroya, Valhalla, Krieg, Atilla, Tallaran, and too many more are not the standard of 40k. In general we should and can divide them into: Fuedal, Penal, specialist, and "standard" (not this is how I like to break down legions it's not really official)
    Fuedal legions are legions drawn up from worlds which have regressed to resemble the fuedal era of humanity though some retain stronger weapons such as the laslock. They tend to be a bit smaller when drawn from a single world.
    Penal legions are legions drawn up from a variety of worlds and have criminals who were too bad to return to society but not totally irredeemable (think repentia from the sisters of battle)
    Specialist legions are ones like Krieg, Armageddon, Catachan, and Tallaran specialize in siege, mechanized, jungle, and desert/ambush warfare respectively. These tend to be from a single world though that is not always the case.
    "Standard" refers to legions that are close to Cadia but have one or two special characteristic. From being pricks to having an armor or weapon that's only produced on their home world. They may deploy independently or may be a model that's exported to a system or systems. These could be culturally distinct groups, groups that are drawn from gangs, groups that carry unique armors, groups with unique weapons, etc. etc. Additionally they may be entire regiments (which would have to be reduced in size given the size of a 40k regiment) or could be mixed together.
    How 40k treats the guard is incredibly strange. They are the punching bag of every action, yet they still appear everywhere. Like ants where there is one there's dozens and where a threat appears they fight even if there are no chances of survival. Even when space marines run, when the enemy is mowing them down, and when the planet breaks below their feet. The guard has held the line for 10 thousand years, and they shall continue to hold the line.
    The planet broke before the guard did, Cadia Stands!

  • @chickencurry420
    @chickencurry420 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    In other scifi, certain tech tends to be nerfed in some way to keep it from being too overpowered. But sometimes the writers might add something else even more powerful, or the same thing but without the nerf. If left unchecked, you might lose a sense of scale for just how powerful the things in that universe really are.
    WH40k is what happens when everything starts off way too OP because powercreep is the name of the game.

    • @theanarchonazbolinquisition
      @theanarchonazbolinquisition ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Also that's somewhat because most sci-fi settings take place like 200-500 years in the future at most, 40K on the other hand... Yeah

    • @ghosthin3012
      @ghosthin3012 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Actually, 40k is reversed powercreep.
      EVERY factions (Except Tau), is long past their prime or golden age. Nercon used to rule the universe for 60 MILLIONS years. Gods were so scared of them that they had to trick them to give up their body. Orc which is the second most powerful faction right now was once highly intelligent while physically stronger than they are now. Tyranids are literally the Floor in Halo but actually won. It is rumors that outside of the Imperium, there are nothing but Tyranids and Orcs left.
      Hack, even human are long past their golden age. ALL of human technology were invented back in the "Dark Age of Humanity". In 40k, there was no working competed STC (Standard Template Construct) anymore. They are usually technology that were decoded from pieces of this database. During Age of Technology, EVERY human group of colonists have one of these machine that are able to produce anything and everything. A machine that contain all of human knowledge. AI work side by side with human and ploit interstellar ships through warp. Current Imperium of Men, which is already more overpowered than all their other Sci-Fi setting, is not even 1% of a 1% of Human used to be.
      Tau is the only exception (Maybe Tyranids too but little is known about them). They are still at the infancy and yet to reach their golden age. But other than them, everyone are "nerfed" to the ground in 40K compared to what the faction once was.

    • @guymanhumanperson
      @guymanhumanperson ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@ghosthin3012its powercreep in terms of each new lore development, which usually goes backwards in time

    • @MagnusArchitectOfFate
      @MagnusArchitectOfFate 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That’s absolute truth!
      The only “plot nerfs” which are existing in 40K are towards some of the Necrons, because they are technically the most op race in the galaxy who has quantum computers instead of their brains and use fragments of space gods as powerbanks/pokemons, so their leaders forced to be either insane or not being interested in fighting towards most other races.
      The another one is Magnus the Red after Horus Heresy, who is technically capable of wiping out entire armies by force of single spell, or can blow gigantic titans with mind bolts. But in that case any conflict won’t be interesting with him participating in it, so there is a lot of weird stuff is going on with any plot connected to him…

  • @HTRPD
    @HTRPD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +867

    "Long time ago, galaxy far far away"/"Space, the final frontier" vs.
    *In the grim darkness of the far future, THERE IS ONLY WAR*

    • @iglidor
      @iglidor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      WH40k is military by its genre. SW and ST are not

    • @jasonarthur5487
      @jasonarthur5487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Starcraft?!

    • @iglidor
      @iglidor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@jasonarthur5487 Start Trek. Starcraft is ussualy shortened to SC

    • @martinstary8442
      @martinstary8442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Starship Troopers Force in form of scenario Where both start on opposite side of galaxi with 100 starting planets can win, by faster and bether FTL, progresiv technology (can produce same byg power armor), fast colonization. In short is Starship Troopers universe like what been before fall of technology.

    • @dylannix4289
      @dylannix4289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@iglidor Everyone in the Star Trek universe is a fucking pushover, bunch of heretics

  • @alternatemusicaddict5226
    @alternatemusicaddict5226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1557

    40k is just the dark souls “YOU DIED” screen indefinitely

    • @man0
      @man0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Or the Finish Him screen of MK

    • @danklegosi6084
      @danklegosi6084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh God that's perfect

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I want Dark Souls kind of game but in 40K.
      I fuckin want it

    • @soulofcinder518
      @soulofcinder518 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup

    • @BigPuddin
      @BigPuddin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@masterzoroark6664 Not happening, buddy. Don't get your hopes up.

  • @szymonrozanski6938
    @szymonrozanski6938 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Fun fact: Warhammer does in fact not always win.

    • @mrfigaloopierre9610
      @mrfigaloopierre9610 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They somehow manage to lose to Star Trek

  • @lahnhedberg3403
    @lahnhedberg3403 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Warhammer 40k where every gun has the description of cutting through space marine armor like butter except for the standard guard laser gun.

  • @RiaGracewood
    @RiaGracewood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1486

    Short answer: The original concept of 40k was born in the 80's, a time where hyper-violence and exageration was big in the media. 40k always wins because it is unapologetically absurd, exagerated to the extreme, and revels in every single moment.
    Also, Waaaaagh.

    • @udednow
      @udednow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      waaaaaagh indeed

    • @theemperorofman7777
      @theemperorofman7777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Get the flamer. *THE. HEAVY. FLAMER.*

    • @xxmatusxx1
      @xxmatusxx1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And thats why its sooooo gooooooooooood uhmmmmm

    • @NothingXemnas
      @NothingXemnas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      My idea of Warhammer 40K is like the quantum physics in particles, but reversed.
      You test it and looks like a wave, with photons acting like being in two quantum states at the same time (makes no sense), but measure it and bam! It is a particle, with definite quantum state.
      Imperium of Man, however, is finite and limited. It has a finite power and a finite territory, which does not overlap with the other races and can, maybe, even lose to them. However, measure it and bam! It is suddenly infinite and uncertain, it makes no sense. Where does their power end? Where does their galactic control end? It cannot be infinite because there are other races out there that are even more powerful than they are, but you look at it and the Imperium of Man is *just imesurable.*
      The number of individual space marines (and only them, not even counting guards and shit) is higher than the total count of quantum particles in the universe. Makes sense? Not at all, it just is.
      How can the universe even support such insane living power? It can't.
      It just is.
      How can a single space marine with barely no magical power be so fucking powerful (like, *infinitely* powerful) yet die so easily (because the enemies are *infinitely* powerful too)? They can't.
      It just is.
      It is the joke.
      *_It just is._*

    • @aresthecrazy9335
      @aresthecrazy9335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Emperor Of Man hey a fellow Russian badger fan.

  • @macaroni1864
    @macaroni1864 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1977

    I think I speak for the other imperial guard players, if we can not kill our enemies, we will drown them in our blood.

    • @SoulSoundMuisc
      @SoulSoundMuisc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      Death Korps of Krieg Soldier: "Did somebody say die for the Emperor?!" *fixes bayonet*

    • @floridferret4585
      @floridferret4585 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Well, you know. If clogging the meat grinder is all you got.

    • @benlubbers4943
      @benlubbers4943 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I PREFER ARTILLERY SHELLS.

    • @ragnokulfbhert
      @ragnokulfbhert 6 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      "BY THE EMPEROR, They are numberless... But so are we, CHARGE!"

    • @Schnittertm1
      @Schnittertm1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Ah yes, glorious Imperial Guard tactics, throw men, ammunition and material at the problem in copious amounts until the problem either disappears or you need something more powerful to make it disappear.

  • @coldfire-blitz3122
    @coldfire-blitz3122 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Darth vader: fighting a librarian
    Librarian: plants an image of white beaches and flowing dunes into his mind

  • @fraizwrite80
    @fraizwrite80 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I basically got into Warhammer cause of this video. Just bought my first army.

  • @jots3293
    @jots3293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1585

    Warhammer 40k: "You can't be OP if everybody is OP."

    • @martijn31101969
      @martijn31101969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      to be honest all got a major nerf after the war in heaven tho ... yeah its pretty much the stone age now :)

    • @HellsRaven4444
      @HellsRaven4444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      To be fair that's kinda the point of the Necrons. To be even more OP in an already OP universe.

    • @SlayerGodOfDeath
      @SlayerGodOfDeath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HellsRaven4444 they are way spread all over the world ( sleep like a baby ) 🤣 .
      It is true that almost impossible to beat catan/necron head on and requires many strategies to defeat it , but there are still some way to defeat them 😫 ..... Yea few or less .... Or maybe ..... I donno

    • @PCRouter
      @PCRouter 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Helian so underrated yo dude, who's that girl in your profile pic?

    • @sb17899
      @sb17899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PCRouter Helian from Girls' Frontline

  • @KingBobXVI
    @KingBobXVI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3144

    There's one category that Warhammer40k loses in pretty spectacularly in against all the others:
    Which universe would be the most pleasant to live in?

    • @t.va.6611
      @t.va.6611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      IoM's Paradise and Pleasure worlds would want a word with you.

    • @juliancalero8012
      @juliancalero8012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      And average troop quality tactics wise

    • @t.va.6611
      @t.va.6611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      @@juliancalero8012 um, they do have good tactics and strategy. It's just a stereotype that IG is a meatwave. Sometimes they are because, necrons for example don't give a damn about your tactics.

    • @ninjaoforthanc8177
      @ninjaoforthanc8177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@t.va.6611 ikr

    • @zerochaotics1135
      @zerochaotics1135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      @@t.va.6611 Necrons:Are most common and least sophisticated small arms can shred your heaviest tank, because fuck you that's why.
      And a Necron with a sniper is a literal portable halo ring.

  • @artorias6969
    @artorias6969 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As a massive star wars nerd, I'm not trusting anyone who has a Sequels poster on their wall XD

  • @sorkeror
    @sorkeror ปีที่แล้ว +15

    In the Star Wars universe, the destruction of One planet was the most terrible thing ever, in 40k, extarminatus is something the Inquisition does on tuesday afternoon just in case somebody on the planet might have been from the planet of Armageddon

    • @Andrew-xq7ni
      @Andrew-xq7ni ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And no one might not notice for a few decades that the planets gone becuase it's no biggie and papper work takes awhile lol

    • @sorkeror
      @sorkeror ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Andrew-xq7ni Yes, sometimes a planet has a civil war where they nuke the whole planet and then spend the next 500 years retaking the planet from heretics, one meter at a time, just to contact the Imperium and report that the planet is returned to the Emperor's light, to wich the Imperium's response is like; "Ok, that's nice, we totally forgot that you exist but, you just owe us some taxes"

    • @Andrew-xq7ni
      @Andrew-xq7ni ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sorkeror and they respond by sending more troops then the imperium requested without getting angry about being frogoten

    • @S3Cs4uN8
      @S3Cs4uN8 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This is being pretty disingenuous if you're referring to the destruction of Alderaan. There were a lot of compounding factors that go into why that planet being destroyed by the Death Star was such a colossal fuckup by the Empire.

    • @IRmightynoob
      @IRmightynoob 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      No, no. The destruction of Alderaan is a big deal because its one of the founding generational worlds of the Republic and Empire, I mean bro, the planet is supposed to be one of those black bars that the IMPERIAL FLAG represents. It would be like if the Imperium dropped the Exteraminatus on Mars, that is not the same.

  • @doomfox4853
    @doomfox4853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +849

    It's a never-ending cycle of "that's way too stro- oh no, it's dead" - best 40k summary ever!

    • @karvenman
      @karvenman ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Castigator Titan : it's the most powerful Titan in the history of mankind and all other titans are mere cheap copies of it- oh and a small squad of gray knights killed it

    • @panther-nk2hn
      @panther-nk2hn ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@karvenman To be fair, the Gray Knights are no slouches by any sense. There's what, 1 chapter of Gray Knights, and they do a good bit of work for fighting all of Chaos corruption within the Imperium. To say nothing of their Chapter Lord, whose name I forget (forgive the heresy), who's been grinding demons in the Warp by himself for the past couple centuries.

    • @karvenman
      @karvenman ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@panther-nk2hn yeah but at the same time, if they wanted to kill it, they should have used an actually impressive force and not just a small squad of gray knights.
      They could have Kaldor Draigo pop in for a short amount of time, or maybe necrons and their doomsday weapons, or the Eldar and whatever big ass weapons they have.
      All the writers had to do was use an impressive force and the death of the castigator Titan would have been fine

    • @CodexQuinn
      @CodexQuinn ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@panther-nk2hnahhh, good old Kaldor Draigo, Commander of the Ordo Draigo.

  • @lordscrubugus9897
    @lordscrubugus9897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2394

    Why Warhammer 40k always win you say?
    *Because its the Emperor's will and anything else is pure heresy.*

    • @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847
      @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Xeelee sequence.
      Just try throwing your Battle incantations at the god-like race called the Xeelee.

    • @AtheistAnarchoCommie
      @AtheistAnarchoCommie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      The EMPEROR protects!

    • @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847
      @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@elijahmanaghaya6038 While we are going at it, why not include the Grey Goo from the flash game Tasty Planet?
      The fabric of reality also became Its meal.

    • @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847
      @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@elijahmanaghaya6038 The most powerful feats the Grey Goo has shown is from Tasty Planet: Back for seconds where it literally devoured Everything but stops at the turtles of time.
      What about Galactus highest feats without his herald's?

    • @TheOctopusPirateShow
      @TheOctopusPirateShow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well, it seems that I have just enough fire to purge this heresy

  • @kennethhernandez9243
    @kennethhernandez9243 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I think it’s this simple. Lesser universes have soldiers designed as a last resort or to defend. Space marines were created to conquer the galaxy, which if there wasn’t a civil war they most definitely would have.

    • @mylesmaterazzo6037
      @mylesmaterazzo6037 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Spartans were made to purge insurrection
      Storm Troopers/Clones did take over the universe they were in
      Warframes, its kinda in the name

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@mylesmaterazzo6037 Clonetroopers are basically organic droids

  • @offlinecyberpunk6507
    @offlinecyberpunk6507 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Im not an expert on StarWars but acording to what I remember the Sith Empire fell and rebuild countless times and all of it in just years. The Imperium of Man is 40000 years old and only once a long time ago was the Imperium extremely close to eradication during the Horus herecy, it's so gigantic that even a few planets rebeling is not importend enough to be taken seriously. Warhammer 40K is the turest form of OP or rather UltraOverOP. Like he said it's pretty much lunacy how OP it is.

    • @lennardchurch8483
      @lennardchurch8483 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      40k isn't OP. It's just very hyperbolic and written by people who don't know how logistics work. If you actually created the 40k universe and they actually had to produce the food and distribute it to feed everyone, the Imperium would collapse within days, because it doesn't have the infrastructure to actually exist. And that's before you take into account their endless wars that burn through monumental amounts of resources they just don't have. The writers just made up big numbers and hand-waved the specifics to tell stories that sound like 12 year old boys came up with them on the playground trying to one-up each other.

    • @M4421-O
      @M4421-O ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@lennardchurch8483me when agro world and suspension of disbelief

  • @sambaxter2422
    @sambaxter2422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1588

    Storm Trooper; "We have a death star"
    Imperial Inquisitor; "That's cute"

    • @plaski1114
      @plaski1114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Orks Moon Ships from War of the Beast < Da boyz coming>

    • @solillman2350
      @solillman2350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      40K: Kills stars.

    • @matejperec6495
      @matejperec6495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You do know that star destroyers can also execute something similar to exterminatus i.e. orbital bombing

    • @GKinslayer
      @GKinslayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@matejperec6495 so why was the Death Star such a huge deal - if so many ships could destroy planets? If it was so common, why did Obi-Wan freak out when Alderan was destroyed - if it happened before? The whole reaction to the Death Star disproves your comment. All of that was added later.

    • @nearlyepic4831
      @nearlyepic4831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@GKinslayer To be fair, ther eis quite a bit of difference. A fleet of star destroyers can purge the surface of a planet with extended orbital bombardment, but that's somewhat easy to contend with. Your planetary shields can hold back their weapons while your orbital defences fight them off. Even if the star destroyers are in orbit unopposed it'll take them some time to wipe the planet, and the planet itself will still be there after it just lacking any life.
      The death star can turn a planet into an asteroid field, at range, with little to no warning. No time to evacuate, no options for defence, and very little to return to after the event. That's why it was such a big deal.
      And just because it could happen, doesn't mean it was common. Even in 40k Exterminatus wasn't common. The ability is there if and when it's needed, but it really is a last resort.

  • @canadiangopnik7007
    @canadiangopnik7007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1262

    Literally any other sci fi universe: “But like this army is super strong and-“
    40k: “shhhhhhhh... Tyranids”

    • @lennardchurch8483
      @lennardchurch8483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      The Necrons after the Halo Array is fired: "Where did everyone go? We can't even find the Tyranids."
      The Necrons after the Forerunners' Guardians show up: "..."

    • @ur-didact1991
      @ur-didact1991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@lennardchurch8483 Get ready to be emped!!

    • @ericsmith1517
      @ericsmith1517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@lennardchurch8483 that would be a great way to kill the gods of chaos

    • @MLaak86
      @MLaak86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@ericsmith1517 heavily weaken at any rate... kill, errrrr that’s not assured, which tells you everything about the universe’s power level

    • @lennardchurch8483
      @lennardchurch8483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@MLaak86 Pariah in 40k are essentially just organic beings with no biological connection to the Warp, and this trait causes psychic energies to be destroyed in their presence (including the essence of the Chaos demons). And while it takes special conditions among life that came into existence amid Warp energies for a Pariah to be made, having no biological connection to a dimension that doesn't exist in their universe would be universal among Halo's forces.

  • @cullenwear8419
    @cullenwear8419 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    To add on to the guardsmen population you should also consider the large number of basic civilians who are conscripted should there planet come under attack like we see in during the siege of Terra.

  • @franksworld9922
    @franksworld9922 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    In one of the spacewolf novels, a marine loses half his brain and still lives. Another has his jaw blown off and still keeps fighting, and when the battle ends, he gives Ragner a thumbs up. 🤯

    • @calebbarnhouse496
      @calebbarnhouse496 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's just because no space marine has ever used his head

    • @TakeshiVandeputte
      @TakeshiVandeputte 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@calebbarnhouse496*space wolf

    • @berilsevvalbekret772
      @berilsevvalbekret772 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      jaw I get but head? I just imagine he keels over afterwards. I cannot take that much wank.

  • @thedarkestryder2763
    @thedarkestryder2763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1131

    Well you see, in Warhammer, people ride in tanks just to go up to other tanks, and hit them with a sword.

    • @benparsons2878
      @benparsons2878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      This made me lol so much. Its so true.

    • @jesseservin4012
      @jesseservin4012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Get closer I want to hit them with my sword.

    • @boneythelynx8884
      @boneythelynx8884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yep it's style lol
      Oh and great comment

    • @jesseservin4012
      @jesseservin4012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@boneythelynx8884 yeah it was a funny meme too. XD

    • @AbsoluteRatBastard
      @AbsoluteRatBastard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "I can't slice the shit out of you without getting closer."

  • @TheMrBonzz
    @TheMrBonzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1270

    To quote Bricky
    If Space Marine is a super soldier and Grey Knights is super super soldier, then Custodies is the soldiers that call Space Marine cute.

    • @thecommentguy9380
      @thecommentguy9380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Literally.

    • @guyfieri148
      @guyfieri148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      A custodes to a space marine is what a space marine is to a normal man

    • @miceatah9359
      @miceatah9359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Crinjal_2611 IT was

    • @vothbetilia4862
      @vothbetilia4862 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Why 40k wins:
      Blue is the luckiest colour.

    • @zeehero7280
      @zeehero7280 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gold plated banana.

  • @godqueenbidoof
    @godqueenbidoof ปีที่แล้ว +5

    If the standard Lasgun from 40k were brought to real life it'd be an anti-tank weapon

    • @nonya1366
      @nonya1366 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Now that's a bold proclamation. The lasgun is well known for it's insane lack of penetration on it's lowest setting.
      The next higher setting has, some. But it's not going to penetrate, modern day equivalent tank armor.
      At maximum, the point where the gun's going to explode if you fire enough, it could theoretically be used to harass light vehicles. Humvees, jeeps, the ilk.
      It'd be more effective against humanoid targets, modern body armor doesn't really stand up to energy based weapons funnily enough. But lasguns have also been known to be stopped by sufficient quantity of human Meat before. Granted the heat ray las gun will perform quite well against said modern infantry. Easy three round burst where one shot could probably down a soldier if it's a good hit, two hits at most as it overheats the metal plates underneath and it becomes more of a problem for the soldier in question.
      But Stub guns- advanced versions of modern arms, have been effective against normal Guardsmen. Planets have risen up and thrown off garrison forces before. They just meet...
      Problems from things greater than a garrison force afterwords.

    • @godqueenbidoof
      @godqueenbidoof ปีที่แล้ว

      you're right, I was repeating something I heard a couple of years ago without thinking about it and now that I have well I was wrong@@nonya1366

    • @taelorpickel2830
      @taelorpickel2830 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No it wouldn't, a bolter wouldn't even be able to penetrate modern tank armor.

  • @user-qy9nc9df9k
    @user-qy9nc9df9k ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I would like to see the empire fighting against the imperial guard on a planet and thinking they are gonna win. Then the sky opens up as titans fall from the sky

    • @calebbarnhouse496
      @calebbarnhouse496 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Just so you know, the ATAT looks down on multiple titans, titans are by far the most overhyped part of 40k when it comes to power levels

  • @jakeaaron269
    @jakeaaron269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    My friend described 40K perfectly
    "Everything is so overpowered that nothing is overpowered"

    • @isaacm0502
      @isaacm0502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      "When everyone's super; no one will be."

    • @FookMi69
      @FookMi69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Isaac Martin That Incredibles reference is perfect.

    • @mr.m7592
      @mr.m7592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      just like a 10x tf2 server

    • @arzeey
      @arzeey 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just like DotA

    • @yodaspielberg
      @yodaspielberg 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is the perfect description.

  • @pilotmanpaul
    @pilotmanpaul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1629

    Star Wars: *Billions Dead*
    Imperium of Man: *PUMP THOSE ROOKIE NUMBERS KID!*

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      If imperiums high command hears a message "we lost billions" they are just going to shoot the messenger for wasting their time with such trivial info. Even trillions are not worth mentioning

    • @danklegosi6084
      @danklegosi6084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@Jebu911 thats sad,ridiculous,horrible,and awesome at the same time

    • @mbot1556
      @mbot1556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      the BIGGEST war in star wars legends had a death toll of 300+ trillion. that still doesn't compare tho

    • @alyrafsanjani6928
      @alyrafsanjani6928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Wow is human population in 40k really that big? real question

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@alyrafsanjani6928 Some planets have a population of 2 trillion people and imperium has over a million planets so the numbers add up pretty big in the end. altho smaller planets have only 100billion people in them

  • @izaiaholer9876
    @izaiaholer9876 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I made the fatal mistake of reading ONE warhammer short story...and I haven't been able to escape the warhammer universe since...it's been 3 years now

  • @vhaelen326
    @vhaelen326 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    40k allways struck me asbit of a parody on scifi in general, scifi has the trope of "around every corner is an even badder enemy/ an even more advanced alien empire and even bigger anomaly etc" and 40k took that and it didnt just turn it up to 11 it turned it up to 111. any major plotline in other scifi franchises would be anohter tuesday in 40k.
    startrek: the borg are here!
    starwars: space wizzards are attacking us!
    stargate: religious space priests are attacking and converting us!
    40k: well theres several daemon invasions there, there and there, theres 3/4 of an ork waaaagh that way, the hive fleet is in that corner and some guardsmen did a fucky wucky and woke up a couple of tomb worlds all in all its a slow century, casualties have only increased by 15% oh crap, black crusade just hit.. casualties are now up by 120%

  • @Wuoffan1
    @Wuoffan1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +668

    You know how in Rise of Skywalker, when we find out that Palpatine has made a fleet of Star Destroyers that can each destroy a planet? And remember how everyone thought that that was way over the top and stupid? In the 40k universe, it's not just a reasonable idea, it's the Imperium's main fleet.

    • @angeleaterstudios1004
      @angeleaterstudios1004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      That's not even the main fleet. That's a small scouting party.

    • @jewelgriffon
      @jewelgriffon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      This is what got me into 40k

    • @themelon_1785
      @themelon_1785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      The problem of that fleet is that it just renders the Death Star as a stupid little ball, the fleet is bullshit in the context of Star wars

    • @klausgayer3475
      @klausgayer3475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It is just a regular fleet

    • @varnix1006
      @varnix1006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Last time I remember, the imperium of man only need 1 ship to destroy a planet, the rest of the ship are just escort fleet.

  • @robber233
    @robber233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1016

    40k is the answer to the question-
    "What is the worst/most awesome bad ending humanity could achieve?"

    • @detonater7441
      @detonater7441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Xeelee sequence

    • @tymeier7570
      @tymeier7570 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Bad? That's heresy. The Imperium is good. Glory to the God Emperor

    • @emperorkiron3470
      @emperorkiron3470 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The Foundation would like to speak to you.

    • @heocon0541
      @heocon0541 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I think all tomorrow’s got the worst ending for humanity

    • @Kjo770
      @Kjo770 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@heocon0541 Not really, The ending shows a new great empire of mankind and through everything they have gone through, They continued to a better future.

  • @carbonmosa8641
    @carbonmosa8641 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I feel like an astartes would be a really tough match up for a Jedi. They are super heavy so I would be hard to force push them, they are also familiar with fighting psychers. They shoot bullets which are almost impossible to deflect with a light saber. And they could probably tank a few lightsaber strikes.

    • @lennardchurch8483
      @lennardchurch8483 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Mass/weight isn't really a factor for properly trained Jedi. They can throw around starfighters, which are significantly more massive than Space Marines.
      And Space Marine Armor is weak to super-heated plasma, meaning the Lightsabers would likely go through it like butter.
      Bolter rounds are grenades the size of a roll of quarters, and since a lightsaber is liable to cause the grenade to explode on contact rather than be deflected, which could still result in shards injuring the Jedi. The Jedi's best chance is to use their superior speed and agility to avoid getting shot.
      I'd say for most matchups the Space Marines would have the advantage, though Force Users with darker impulses might be able to use Force Crush to pulverize Space Marines without a fight.

    • @carbonmosa8641
      @carbonmosa8641 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@lennardchurch8483 all valid points I hadn't thought about.

    • @taelorpickel2830
      @taelorpickel2830 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Technically a Jedi and Sith would be extremely difficult for an Astartes due to the fact that they have similar traits to Psykers and Psykers are notorious to be a pain to deal with.

    • @carbonmosa8641
      @carbonmosa8641 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@taelorpickel2830 yeah this was before I knew more about warhammer lore and all that. A jedi could probably take an astartes 1v1, depending on who gets the jump on who. Darth Vader vs a Grey Knight could be really interesting.

  • @LilShrimp01
    @LilShrimp01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    In order to put things in perspective, this is what I tell my friends. Take the US's civil war era style of fighting, with men fighting shoulder to shoulder; take whatever image that is, and add in everyone having machineguns, body armor, rocket launchers; add in some air combat, artillery, super soldiers, reinfocements drop podding from space, huge fuck-off war machines, litreral demi-gods of war, magic, and multiply the original number of combatants by like a 1000 or so. That is just a normal day on a typical fringe world of the Imperium. Literally, a different level of the universe.

  • @Blazehunter110
    @Blazehunter110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2804

    The 40k universe is like a bunch of kids in a circle going "Well MY faction can..." constantly trying to one up each other. It's great.

    • @phantomaviator1318
      @phantomaviator1318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      one kid says "Your factions are dead!"

    • @melvinhotdogman6926
      @melvinhotdogman6926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      No actually those are Grown-ups... That are like a Bunch of Kids in the Circle Going “Well MY Faction can...” Contantly trying to one up each other, it’s great

    • @tomcruise1492
      @tomcruise1492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      Orc's the faction made by the kid who joined last second and had to power scale FAST

    • @colinsmith1495
      @colinsmith1495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@phantomaviator1318 And another one responds, "Well fine, but they're still fighting!" Thus born were the Nekrons.

    • @phantomaviator1318
      @phantomaviator1318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@colinsmith1495 everyone gangsta til one kid says "MY FACTION IS GOD"

  • @kevinshort3943
    @kevinshort3943 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2092

    40K is the Australia of SF universes, everything is designed to kill you and what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

    • @MR.LMR1996
      @MR.LMR1996 6 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      The most accurate description of Warhammer 40k I've ever seen. XD

    • @C05597641
      @C05597641 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Australia is being ravaged by rats, cats, rabbits and frogs. Its animals are fairly poorly evolved because they spent geological ages in isolation. It has a few scary bugs because humans havnt been there for long to eradicated them.

    • @kevinshort3943
      @kevinshort3943 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      When you live in a country where an Adder or a weaver fish is the scariest thing you will come across then:-
      Great Whites, Salt water crocs, that sea snake, deadly spiders in the loo, giant toads , koalas etc.. are very 40K :)
      www.australiangeographic.com.au/topics/wildlife/2013/03/australias-dangerous-animals-the-top-30/

    • @renna8793
      @renna8793 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      TH-cam red back spider biting snake.
      Seen it happen a number of times with my own eyes.

    • @richardsorgo8600
      @richardsorgo8600 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      This is the universe with a toad that explodes when threatened (killing everything around it including plants and machines).

  • @SeanCrosser
    @SeanCrosser ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Darth Vader: and remember: NO DISINTEGRATIONS.
    Boba Fett, putting away his noiseblaster guitar: THIS OFFENDS SLAANESH

  • @bradenalder9016
    @bradenalder9016 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You also forgot to mention the one faction in 40k that could wipe all current factions out if they wanted to with minimal effort the grate old ones but they don't because they left the galaxy

    • @lennardchurch8483
      @lennardchurch8483 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The Great Old Ones are at best comparable to Halo's Forerunners, and the Precursors are far beyond them in terms of power.

    • @taelorpickel2830
      @taelorpickel2830 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@lennardchurch8483 Exactly.

  • @XUnholyMusicianX
    @XUnholyMusicianX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    That quote alone explains 40k
    "That's way too strong-oh no it's dead"

    • @morrox5206
      @morrox5206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      15:11 gosh its so right

    • @Rurik_Luci
      @Rurik_Luci 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's a beautiful quote that sums it up so perfectly

    • @cockypocky590
      @cockypocky590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FREEDOM IS THE RIGHT OF ALL SENTIENT BEINGS
      You'd be surprised what not only optimus prime can do in 40k but the average cybertronian big or small
      Before we talk about Cybertron optimus we must talk about optimus in General transformers has (had its weird)multiversal constants to some degree certain laws that govern transformers lore apply on a multiversal level let's break down a few
      1)primus and the matrix:primus as stated is a multiversal lvl primordial god of order good and creation compare this to the parasyte gods of 40k who are a measly galactic(universal at best in case of khorne tseench with his shards gork and mork)now what the matrix does is create a direct link between the Prime possessing It and all previous primes this includes primus himself and can release his energy now that is mostly useless unless used against Unicron the primordial god of chaos basically optimus any point can just pull up to the warp open up the matrix and PURGE the entire warp of chaos bye bye chaos gods
      2): cybertronian anatomy:unlike what first impressions would lead you too think Cybertronians aren't (just) robots they are metal based organisms with cells dna(cna)cybertronian anatomy has a funny little property of incorporating materials and technology that means optimus can pull up to a tomb world steal some tech and with a bit of surgery asymilate it into his cna necron tech and materials(necrodermis and Blackstone)alone would make optimus
      -immune to psychic energy
      -regenerate
      -be able too resurrect himself
      -be able to teleport
      -be able to phase through matter
      -be able to mass shift thus giving him FTL both for movement and combat
      -his natural bio weapons would turn into gauss blasters (and if he got rocket pods from the tau he would have gauss missiles)he could also get the void shield from the Empire (and then his cna will turn it into smth like a gauss shield)and the advanced laser tech from eldar
      IT GETS WORSE (or better)optimus is a large land vehicle so he can scan other large land vehicles and turn into em like say a doomsday ark winch has the firepower of a supernova
      And all of that refers to the AVERAGE cybertronian not prime
      Now if you want more well move in to prime
      3)prime power ya see in order to understand Cybertron optimus we have too understand his megatron/Galvatron Cybertron is the third and last series on the Unicron trilogy to put it shortly lets start the timeline with Armada Megatron basically imagine primarch twice as big and completely made out of metal now a Megatron gets powered up by minicons(who all have a part of Unicron's power and becomes Galvatron now in Transformers energon Galvatron feeds in even more of Unicron's power and re becomes Megatron(he died in Armada well kinda)and then he feeds on super energon on Cybertron the divine life blood of primus and re becomes Galvatron then in Cybertron he grafts parts of Unicron's Corps onto himself and re becomes Megatron then he siphons the power of a cyber planet key and becomes Galvatron(and by extension optimus)has is atleast comparable to a daemon Prince one tiny correction if memory serves a planet key alone CST terraform the omegalock is need for that but the matrix can be used to make new autobot life oit of vehicles and a cyber planet key can be used to alter and inhance cybertronian anatomy so optimus can turn himself I to a jet if he wants too basically a fully enhanced Cybertron optimus can pull up to the palace the Emperor and all his primarchs and solo everyone at once not too mention he can just make an army others like him that are loyal to the autobot cause of "freedom is the right of all sentient lifeforms)
      Also nine of this covers how our boy space robo jesus is a tactician a scholar a politician and a philosopher with a millennia of experience who only ever asked for freedom and peace

    • @bestdogshadow383
      @bestdogshadow383 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Plonks a Warlord titan on the tabletop, only to realise your opponent can take 5500 points worth of anti tank weapons.

    • @MidoriOfTheShuinsen
      @MidoriOfTheShuinsen 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cockypocky590 the Mechanicus would tear him and his chrome-covered followers to scrap for being xenos tech-heresy

  • @aprettycoolguardsman572
    @aprettycoolguardsman572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    I think 40k vs starwars can be best summarized like this:
    You place a wookie and an orc in a room together, the orc now has some cash and a blanket

    • @pandagamer-hg5be
      @pandagamer-hg5be 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      and teeth for his teeth collection

    • @NothingXemnas
      @NothingXemnas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      All within 30 seconds.
      Sorry, not realistic enough. 2 seconds.

    • @TheLogan-ir6di
      @TheLogan-ir6di 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@pandagamer-hg5be the teeth is the cash lol

    • @nope1083
      @nope1083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@ryanbailey3176 its lord of the rings

    • @ammarpratama1207
      @ammarpratama1207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ryanbailey3176 It's Yo Mama

  • @draconous13872
    @draconous13872 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    With 10th edition now out, and this is still the best description on how nuts 40k is vs (insert favorite army here)

  • @kobalt7893
    @kobalt7893 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yeah throw on top of that Imperium Assassins and Inquisition... fun times...

    • @lennardchurch8483
      @lennardchurch8483 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Imagine a planet with a trillion Guardsmen and one Vindicare Assassin attacked by Halo's Flood. The outcome is the Flood has 1-trillion and one Combat forms with all of the skills of Vindicare Assassins to attack other planets.

  • @MalorienL
    @MalorienL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    All gods in 40k are nothing compared to the powers of Gork and Mork.
    One being brutally cunning the other being cunningly brutal.
    If they ever stopped fighting each other the grim dark future of the 41st millennium would end.

    • @Engifarting456
      @Engifarting456 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      they also beat khorne because he interrupted them

    • @mr.pickles9791
      @mr.pickles9791 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@Engifarting456 And Khorne İs still pissed about to it . To this fucking day

    • @tranquilthoughts7233
      @tranquilthoughts7233 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The four primary chaos gods are constantly at war with each other. They call it "the great game". Gork and Mork come rolling around is for the chaos gods the equivalent of the cat jumping on the table and messing up the entire board.

    • @myflatlineconstruct
      @myflatlineconstruct ปีที่แล้ว

      All fun until the old ones arrive

    • @JustAnotherAwesomeGuy
      @JustAnotherAwesomeGuy ปีที่แล้ว

      Heresy!!

  • @grant5758
    @grant5758 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2406

    My favorite comparison;
    Star Wars: blowing up a planet is a big deal and the center point of most galactic conflict
    40k: that’s Tuesday,

    • @grant5758
      @grant5758 6 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      Also there is the war in heaven: a war so vast it belittles the great crusade and current 40k as much as 40k belittles other sci-fi universes

    • @christiandauz3742
      @christiandauz3742 6 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      I think that war killed hundreds of quintillions of people

    • @RokuroCarisu
      @RokuroCarisu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      And yet mankind didn't even notice.

    • @christiandauz3742
      @christiandauz3742 6 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      That was 60 Million years ago
      Explains why we can't find aliens, because they all died in the War of Heaven!

    • @christiandauz3742
      @christiandauz3742 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Which is more than the Trillions that died in the Yuuzhan Vong War in Star Wars EU

  • @Belgarion9989
    @Belgarion9989 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    As a huge fan of both Star Wars and 40K, I have to make the argument that Darth Vader, yoda, palpatine, and like could all beat the average librarian. People don’t get how overpowered the force can be. That being said, the imperium of man could curbstomp the galactic empire due to their sheer scale.

  • @QuantumImperfections
    @QuantumImperfections ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Having been absolutely ADHD obsessed with each of these fandoms at some point I'd say the answer is quite easy: WH40K is actually a lot of fun for a PG-13+ audience. Halo & Star Wars appeal to younger G-PG aged fans and Star Trek a PG (now PG-13 from reboots? version of space travel where everyone talks and space battles are about a few 'pew pews'. WH40K gives me at least the (grim) dark insanity of everything is overwhelming and it's all as meaningful as you want it to be. The characters are caricatures and it's on purpose and beautiful because of it.

    • @calebbarnhouse496
      @calebbarnhouse496 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's really not, 40k is by far the most childish out of all them, once you remove the gore and blood, all you get is spectacle, star trek has plenty of moral dilemmas, and starwars has a lot of very creative and very well made characters doing grappling with actions to take, 40k goes grimderp to the point where where orks aren't even allowed to be fun most the times because apparently dark humor takes away from the grimderp they want to sell

    • @alperalyanak9627
      @alperalyanak9627 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@calebbarnhouse496your point being?
      While i agree that 40k has it's grimderp moments, comparing 40k's batshit insanity with star treks "moral dilemma" isn't even possible. 40k is dominated by the "rule of cool"

    • @calebbarnhouse496
      @calebbarnhouse496 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@alperalyanak9627 maturity, 40k is more childish because it runs off having massive amounts of blood and life sucks, startrek at it's man being beat to death by a rubber alien and shoots him with a cannon made out of a log is more mature then the points where 40k trys to tell a story like there are real stakes

    • @taelorpickel2830
      @taelorpickel2830 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Read any of the Flood novels, and you'll take back the statement that Halo is a PG rated franchise.

  • @bloodee4508
    @bloodee4508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1973

    Battleship in Star Wars: suffering from somewhat being touched by a tiny thingy not even in the main parts.
    Battleship in WH40K: *LITERALLY DESIGNED TO RAM THE ENEMY ON FULL SPEED*

    • @JimJamTheAdmin
      @JimJamTheAdmin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      And sometimes they actually fly away after ramming because in 40k, ships are made out of rocks, magic concrete, and super metals.

    • @Sujad
      @Sujad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@JimJamTheAdmin The giant, armoured ramming prow at the front certainly doesn't hurt either. Particularly when it has a built in power field.

    • @ethandew1768
      @ethandew1768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Ork ships are the ones known for ramming out of nowhere

    • @kraker0279
      @kraker0279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Battleship in Star Wars: Literal Small Moon can one shoot planets
      WH40k: Fliying Cathadrels

    • @Sujad
      @Sujad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@kraker0279 Are you calling the Deathstar a battleship? Wut? It was a war moon at most.

  • @jediarchives7826
    @jediarchives7826 6 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    If a librarian summoned Darth Vader's worst fear, he would see an endless stream of sand

    • @KossolaxtheForesworn
      @KossolaxtheForesworn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      space marines make sand castles while darth vader hyperventilates.

    • @argetlam05
      @argetlam05 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

    • @y.kazayaki3681
      @y.kazayaki3681 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Rogal Dorn making a sand Castle and Saying YESSSSS

    • @AximandTheCursed
      @AximandTheCursed 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      *sand obtains high ground!*

    • @PainHarbinger
      @PainHarbinger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I was actually about to comment that. God dammit. XD

  • @berilsevvalbekret772
    @berilsevvalbekret772 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Xeelee , The Culture , Whoverse , Downstreamers , apex Precursors ,Ancient Humanity and Forerunners from Halo and many many more would curbstomb 40k in any timeline so bad it would be EMBARASSING. The thing is most of these are rather old and nicher than mainstream media. I particularly LOVE to see Culture in 40k. Deeply hedonsitic but with such positive vibe to its hedonism with some tech that would look like magic to necrons and AI that are basically gods called the Minds. God the 40k would become a beautiful place to live in couple of millenia. They are among the most noblebright setting with some darkness of course. And have the power to back it up.

    • @analt2379
      @analt2379 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It would be interesting to see the imperiums reaction to ICoG.

    • @taelorpickel2830
      @taelorpickel2830 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Exactly. People exaggerate how powerful Warhammer is. Ancient Halo can easily contend with it, the Precursors would utterly annihilate any Warhammer faction, INCLUDING the Old Ones and C'tan. The Xeelee Sequence, Whoverse, and literally any faction in Manifold can send a single unit to the Warhammer verse and end it.

  • @FelipeNiclvs.
    @FelipeNiclvs. ปีที่แล้ว +1

    15:11 "that's way too strong, oh no it's dead" the accuracy 😂

  • @GBGSK
    @GBGSK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1394

    Star Wars: "Sir we lost 10k of men.. we need to retreat!"
    Emperor of Mankind: "We sacrifice 10k's of men a day.. to keep me alive"

    • @ct-782hevy4
      @ct-782hevy4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Necrons “just wait a minute they’ll get up any second now”

    • @raziel6304
      @raziel6304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      And not just any men but psykers, which are rare.

    • @mrdiamond2157
      @mrdiamond2157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think you mean 10k men per minute

    • @BL-bg1fj
      @BL-bg1fj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Don’t you mean 10 billion? Lol

    • @raziel6304
      @raziel6304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@BL-bg1fj He means 10k psykers killed each day to power up the golden throne.

  • @DeathAdder47117
    @DeathAdder47117 6 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    40k quote: "For every planet that falls, ten more are brought into the fold. FEAR US! For WE count the lives of planets NOT men!" - Imperial Inquisitor while ordering an exterminatus

    • @KossolaxtheForesworn
      @KossolaxtheForesworn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      wipe out whole sector because you can.

    • @basedeltazero714
      @basedeltazero714 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Cept, nowadays, it's the other way around - for every planet brought into the fold, ten more fall. They're losing the Imperium, sacrifice by sacrifice.
      (And then came 8th edition and the galaxy exploded.)

    • @darthsonic4135
      @darthsonic4135 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And people wonder why I stopped caring with 5E.

    • @RuSosan
      @RuSosan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah, ten more are brought into the fold if you count the Rogue Traders mischieviously gallivanting around and fucking shit up in the galactic fringes while making a fortune from which the Imperium at large likely sees about 0,1 percent of.
      Heehehe. I love Rogue Traders.

    • @mcmarkmarkson7115
      @mcmarkmarkson7115 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The Imperium is so huge, they themselves don't know how huge they are :D

  • @stuartworthington8061
    @stuartworthington8061 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Insanely, there is a second brain!
    Not quite, but near enough. One of the changes let’s them split their brain in half and threat the two halves as separate organs, allowing them to let one side sleep while the other keeps fighting.
    In theory this could also allow them to keep going if a bullet went through just one side?

  • @Xtermenator217
    @Xtermenator217 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    “The imperium has 1 million planets”
    The forerunners have 3 million planets my guy and they even lost it the flood. Imagine the flood against 40k. Easiest wipe

    • @sercravenmohead3631
      @sercravenmohead3631 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The Flood would have to contend with concepts like the warp and gods. Things that cannot be consumed or assimilated. Perfect counters to the flood are Necrons, Chaos, Orks, ect.

    • @Xtermenator217
      @Xtermenator217 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@sercravenmohead3631 so let me explain how the flood can combat all of those pretty easily, possibly even including chaos.
      First the Necrons. The flood has something called the logic plague. It is basically the ability to infect something, organic or not, by convincing them that the flood is the only right thing or make them go insane and betray their own kind. It did this to the most powerful AI the ever exist (besides a precursor AI which is basically a god) by just talking to it. It betrayed its creations and destroyed the entire forerunner empire. The necrons are nowhere near as powerful as this AI so they probably could be infected pretty easily.
      Orks next. What reason do you have that the orks can’t be infected or consumed. The flood supercell can infect any organic being. Even if the flood can’t directly control the orks bodies with them possibly lacking a central nervous system, the flood could still use them as biomass and turn their spore into supercells (the flood can infect individual spores and release them as a new atmosphere call spore mounds). The biomass they get can be used to create pure forms or great a bigger and stronger gravemind.
      Last I have a case for chaos. In Halo Silentium that the flood literally infected time and space itself. They could literally disrupt and control faster than light travel and were spreading into alternate dimensions. The flood literally were becoming the universe itself. Who is to say they can’t do the same with the warp? Infect space and time to disrupt its ability and those inside. I’d also like to bring up that the flood would most likely be admired but nurgle and could possibly assimilate his power to become more powerful and he would let them. The gravemind is literally an omnipotent god and can possibly infect other gods through a higher form of the logic plague. The flood could use objects through neural physics basically controlling space itself to create objects. Now this is super hypothetical but it’s definitely possible if they reach an intergalactic keymind

    • @sercravenmohead3631
      @sercravenmohead3631 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Xtermenator217 Necrons aren’t AI, they’re sentient machines with their souls bound to them. In order for a flood mind virus to work it would need to subdue every Necrons.. that’s just not gonna happen they have the perfect countermeasures to atomize flood forms. If I remember correctly the composure creating the prometheans was very effective against the flood. Yeah the flood was successful infecting an AI and used its defense network to turn sentinel machines against the forerunners. Every Neceon is an individual, that wouldn’t work the way you think it would. There is nothing the flood could gain fighting the Necrons.
      The reason why fighting Orks is problematic to the flood is in order to evolve and get stronger it needs to infect intelligent life. Such ignorance and stupidity might make a grave mind go retarded. I would argue that unless the flood is desperate for manpower they would avoid Orks because that would be the equivalent of someone eating lead paint chips off a wall.. that’s just a fun theory of mine you don’t need to take that seriously but Waaagh energy let’s Orks defy logic so the flood would be at a disadvantage because they can’t use it so none of the Ork Tek would be accessible to the flood and Ork weapons would be effective against flood because they believe it to be the case. Another infection not worth the flood’s time.
      Daemons and entities of the warp cannot be infected, they’re not flesh and blood. I actually think Chaos would take a pretty proactive role in trying to stop the flood because theoretically Chaos could be beaten if everyone else loses because the chaos gods generate power from the collective emotions in the galaxy, one interesting thing that could happen is Nurgle making a cure to the flood or a disease that kills it. It’s chaos anything goes really so I wouldn’t put it past the god of plague and pestilence to be the one to undo the flood infection. The reason chaos gods are usually not bothered to do much is because they have relatively no threats, the setting guarantees them a steady growing supply of warp energy. If their food is in trouble I guarantee you’d face the full wrath of all four chaos gods. Nurgle obviously being the most potent here, he would devolve the Flood into nothing in my opinion. Another question is if the gravemind is sentient, does it have a soul? This might be reaching but if it does then it 100% can be corrupted by Chaos. Let’s say it could develop psyker powers in the 40k universe, this would just allow them to make the gravemind implode or teleport directly on top of it opening rifts to through the warp and doing whatever they need to do.
      Also some honorable mentions while yes I agree the Imperium of man is gonna get it the worse I think specialized units are still gonna be effective and exterminatus can slow down the rate of infection, the Imperium is shown to be capable of quarantining its various threats. Master Chief single handedly packed up the Flood on his own, Astartes is an army of an even more lethal Master Chief. While infection of these units isn’t impossible it’s actually difficult because they had a hard time infecting Spartans and even Spartan 1’s like Sergeant Johnson was able to resist being infected without wearing any armor. An Astartes is durable even without the armor, they would be fine most of the time. Furthermore the Imperium isn’t made up of only massive hiveworlds with 100’s of billions of people living on them. Hiveworlds are approximately 3% of the planets in the Imperium. Most planets are “earth-like” with similar populations. It really depends on where the flood hits that determines the severity of the infection.

    • @IvanGonzalez-eo5kj
      @IvanGonzalez-eo5kj หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@sercravenmohead3631
      I think this dude is a little confused
      A small flood containment will most definitely be dealt with in 40k
      But (end forerunner war) flood dominate the 40k universe. Star roads are straight up broken
      And forerunners dominate the imperium of man.

    • @taelorpickel2830
      @taelorpickel2830 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@IvanGonzalez-eo5kj Probably not even that, nobody in Warhammer would take the Flood seriously, until it's too late.

  • @akatsukisempai422
    @akatsukisempai422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2556

    Video: " *Why does warhammer 40k always win?* "
    Me: " *Because to think otherwise is heresy and is punishable by death* "

    • @dragonhunter2343
      @dragonhunter2343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      This is a bolter.
      Your argument is invalid.

    • @zikrihelmiamminuddin8240
      @zikrihelmiamminuddin8240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      DEATH TO HERETICS!!!!!!!

    • @dylannix4289
      @dylannix4289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      “I will convince you of my point of view using factual arguments-“
      “and this heavy Bolter”

    • @anatoldenevers237
      @anatoldenevers237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@zikrihelmiamminuddin8240 pretty sure comic book universes have characters who would erase the God Emperor with a thought, and the entire galaxy. Comics are so broken it’s kinda absurd

    • @lordcommissar7813
      @lordcommissar7813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@anatoldenevers237 idk I get why your think that but the emperor can literally erase you from existence with a beam lol

  • @crusader2410
    @crusader2410 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1367

    40k also has the legend: Sly Marbo.
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @tyranroju7347
      @tyranroju7347 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @Jeff-bk8vh
      @Jeff-bk8vh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @QalOrt
      @QalOrt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @vattmann1387
      @vattmann1387 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      LILITHS TITS!

    • @krakkenhun77
      @krakkenhun77 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Commissar Smith don't forget Kaldor Draigo! (btw, have you seen his sword?)

  • @oltyx6623
    @oltyx6623 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Everybody gangsta until the church starts walking

  • @LegatusLucius1994
    @LegatusLucius1994 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how A FanWithTooMuchTime posts important videos about Warhammer made by other people on his channel so we can get introduced so these new channels and listen to different perspectives on Warhammer lore❤😊