Best CATHOLIC Jokes Compilation | Jim Gaffigan
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- Jim Gaffigan's best Catholic jokes compilation! What was your favorite joke from the compilation?
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:29 - "The Bible & Rules"
1:00 - "Shiite Catholic"
2:39 - "Confession"
2:57 - "Memorization"
3:08 - "Adam & Eve"
3:26 - "Catholic Mass"
4:09 - "Catholics & Protestants"
4:25 - "Big Families"
5:38 - "Pope"
6:54 - "Saints"
10:12 - "Opening for the Pope"
16:25 - "Holy Grail"
17:18 - "Future Pope"
18:12 - "Reading in Church"
19:09 - "Six Kids Catholic"
20:13 - "Barely Catholic"
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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles. - บันเทิง
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The difference between a catholic and a baptist is the catholic will say Hi to you at the liquor store
I've heard a variation of that joke............. Protestants do not recognize The Pope as the head of the Christian Church. Jews do not recognize Jesus as The Messiah...... and two Baptists don't recognize each other at the liquor store.
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@@gial8862 But they say no women pastors and no openly gay pastors, the same as Baptists.
Re rant. Adios Kemosabi.
@@gial8862 Celibacy is a Money Making Scheme. No wife or children; that the Church has to take care of, pay for, give land to.
Like eating Fish on Friday; a money making Kick back scheme.
One of my favorite jokes is when Jim led into his Catholic material by saying, "I want to make sure everyone feels comfortable, so that's why I'd to talk to you about Jesus."
“He-he better not” 😂
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😂😂😂😂😂YES!
@@thecausalgamer7916+@x
"I'm an Episcopal, which is Catholic Lite. It's like...same religion, half the guilt."
-- Robin Williams
Live on Broadway, 2002. Great performance by the late great Mr Williams
And half the truth
@@wolfthequarrelsome504 "And half the truth"
If you're trying for humour, leave it to someone who's funny.
And if you're trying for pious commentary, well, leave it to someone who's funny.
"I was Catholic until reached the Age of Reason." - George Carlin
Ahhhhhh, that Catholic guilt! Lol
Only Catholics Can Truly Appreciate This One, Jim! Thanks!🤗🙏
Catholic religion is horrible.the people worship the priests and keep them from prosecution.
I know a guy who blew out his brains in church parking lot bc the priest used to use him like a woman.thats no joke either.guy had all he could take.its trash and its bad for you.
Only? HahahaYou're a Funny one Gal, MissedDoor
Many non Catholics have been to Catholic church services.
It's the evangelical ones that I avoid.
And those of us who have 8 Catholic cousins - from one uncle.😅
I worked with a wonderful nun who used to rely on St. Anthony, patron saint of lost objects, when she misplaced something.
"St. Anthony, I can't find my keys!" she would say and then laugh. But she always found her keys, and now I, a non-Christian, call upon St. Anthony on occasion and think of Sister Arlene (who would have been a helluva Pope, BTW).
Or, this version my sister says which works almost all of the time,
“Tony, Tony, look around. Something’s lost and must be found!”
Religious Insanity. Tuam Babies. 800 dead Catholic Children dumped in sewer pits by wonderful Conservative Irish Catholic Nuns.
@@lisaburke8232 that's funny! 😊
I'm from a big Catholic family, third of 12 children. We had twice as many kids as the Waltons and half as much peace and kindness. Seriously, we loved each other very much and had each other's backs when the chips were down. Except we didn't have any chips because they were too expensive. Goodnight, Jim-Bob!
my last nam,e is walton and im one of 6 so yes you have 2x the amount of siblings I have
Nate Walton Goodnight, Nate-Bob!
I'm 7 of 9... Lots of hand me downs and very little money for anything else. Stay strong & healthy...
@@helenhighwater5313 yeah my friend laughs about that !!!
@@helenhighwater5313 😂
I went to Catholic school for 13 years and I always loved your standup even back then. Relatable as heck. Non Catholics don't truly understand me when I say Easter Vigil is a lesson in endurance.
i'm not catholic and i know that a sunday sermon is a lesson in endurance...and an aerobic workout.
@@mwidunn our Easter vigil mass was 3hrs long…
@@mackenziesinger8926 . . . and, yet, I'm sure you'll find, that is not the typical situation in Catholic churches on Holy Saturday.
@@mwidunn Ours is also about 3 hours.
@@enigmaticallyso . . . by the way, still doing it ONCE per year is not really a lesson in endurance, is it?
My favorite Catholic joke ever. Especially since the woman telling me was a 90 year old Catholic serious churchgoer. Every day serious.
So, this guy dies. And is taking a tour of heaven. His angel guide is showing him around, and says in this room, we have the Protestants, and over here we have the Jewish. Then we have the Baptists there. (Dropping to a whisper) But we have to be super quiet when we pass by this area. So the newly dead guy asks why. And the guide says, “Because they think they’re the only ones up here”.🤫
Love it!!!!
Very good! And I attend a Southern Baptist church!
😅
An Irish priest told us this joke in his delightful accent, on a religious retreat 40 years ago. He drew the joke out with details and talk of St Peter, and had us howling!
I heard it as a fenced-off area for the Christians, and the dead guy was atheist. So evidently it's possible to make a Christian joke into an atheist joke
This is how you know he's the best comedian. I start watching and realize I've already heard this one and still keep on listening. Love ya Jim!! Thanks for cheering up the quarantine.
Same!
Me too! They never get old and it makes me feel better
@Vickie Johnson: Absolutely. Jim could play the same set of jokes on a loop, and I’d still be rolling. His * inner heckler * voice is priceless
Love Jim as well the catholic faith. I've kept them like a nice practice
Grateful
I make it a point. I love to learn even though I've lived some but they're always true
I am the second to youngest of 12 children, my father named me after his favourite whiskey and my sister Sara after his favourite brand of desserts-this is the absolute truth. So my dad definitely got burned out.
Oh I see: Jack Daniels and Sara Lee? Just be glad he didn't start on ice cream brands. No Hagen Dasz. But if he had two more boys they could be Ben and Jerry. Yum.
She is named Ruth BC she's the baby of the group and a girl? Baby Rooof? Wait a minute bass where's the baby and the dog would always say
Who's the baby? The dog has answer answered already got the house he already answered both questions the baby and what's on top the house all both of them at the same time the dog says Roof. How does mommy like it? Ruff...
Your DAD definitely got burned out?!?!
Kemplin's is my favorite Bourbon.
“Let’s wrap it up I got some sinnin’ to do!” 😆😆😆🤣
😅😅
I’m a Catholic and I love your humor!
God Bless (and Protect) you and your family Jim Gaffigan
@julie jones - Are you intentionally leaving out that the bill he supports is only for late term abortions where severe abnormalities and where the life of the mother is in danger, or are just uninformed yourself?
@julie jones trump puts children in cages, you cannot support him and be a Christian.
Man Created God. Amen. mcg-truth blogspot
LOL
I'm 53 years old and I just discovered you tonight due to a Twitter post that showed up in my timeline. I've been watching your videos for several hours now. OMG, so funny. You are my new-found favorite comedian. Sharing with everyone I know. Favorite joke from this compilation? "If you've never been to a Catholic Mass, it's still going on." And I can laugh at all of this because I'm Catholic! Well done, Jim! Cheers
No nooo a Catholic mass is easy compared to the Pentecostal evangelical services where I go lol I want to gooo back pls rescue me JajajaJA!!! I am done with JajajaJA I spoke in tongues I am done ready to go back lol
@jimgaffigan Jim I watched you & ur fam at dinner live last night,,I LOVE LOVE LOVE JEANNE!!! U...ah'ight😉✝️😊luv u too & the kids keep up the great work, btw, one more kid would be a nice round number...
Jus saying...ya' know to really keep you & the Mrs. young in your golden years!!!
Think about it...🥰
Another brilliant clean comedian is Brian Regan. Especially his "I walked on the Moon" special. I highly recommend. Usually you have to watch it a few times because you're laughing so much you can't hear it all.
@@Dachdogoriginal Brian is great. One of favorites.
I was raised by a Baptist minister. I used to envy my Catholic friends. They could go to early mass on Sunday and have the rest of their day off. I had to go to Sunday School, Morning Service, Youth Group and Evening Service. No time to relax at all.
And don't forget Wednesday Training Union and preaching again AND 2 week revivals
Jim is a great comic. He's so on point and most importantly he's a clean comic. Funny without using vulgar language. One of the best!! Love ya, Jim!!!
Love Jim. As a person raised catholic, these seem funnier to me than it probably should be.
It doesn't matter if your are catholic, another religion or an atheist. Jim is funny, its as simple as that.
@@dylanjones268 of course it didn't matter. Gaffigan is brilliant. I just meant that it was funnier to me becuz of my upbringing...and his too.
@@margochristensen7440 Infantile insults to human dignity are not funny and not the product of "brilliance."
Sorry. Jews are way funnier.
@@MrAquinas1 I dont have a clue what you're taking about.
I love my Catholic friends when I need a hand with say... a roof / drywall / concrete project.... just ask them... it's like they HAVE to help you... my Dad called it the Catholic Guilt... they gotta help their neighbors... even the Methodists.
You wanna see some serious Catholic Guilt, have sex with someone from Ireland. Even the Atheists here have Catholic Guilt 🤣
@Michele Carter We really don't have as many redheads as people think...
Are you laughing at them?
@@NoudlePipW you need a brain transparent.
@@wolfthequarrelsome504 🤣 I'd rather not have a transparent brain like yours, thanks.
Poor St. Bonaventure!😂😂😂 These bits made us laugh so hard we couldn’t breathe! ❤😂😂😂
Oh, yes, one year before Christmas, we had one of those confession paloozas where extra priests come and people line up in different areas for different priests. The lines were extra long, and when I got up to “my” priest, he said “There are a lot of people here. Just give me the biggies.”
I listen to you every night before going to bed, Jim. Thank you for giving me a laugh and making it so I go to bed in joy. Lost my mom last year. You have been a godsend to me during one of the hardest times in my life. Thank you 😊
#God Pocket. Jim Gaffigan is curing my depression. I've binge watched him for 2 days and I cannot stop laughing. I haven't laughed this much in years. I feel great. Of course depression is serious and this is not meant to suggest otherwise. I thought I'd try laughter instead of ice cream. Thx Jim.
Listen to his story about vacation in Alaska with his family 😂. It's a true story 🤣
I agrée! Me too! Another great catholic comedian is Kathleen Madigan. Her routine about the nuns admonishing her not to “bother Jesus” is hilarious. Watch funny stuff over and over instead of the bad news.
Hilarious, Jim! I'm a Christian on the Protestant side and my two of my three sisters are Catholic. I've been to almost as many Catholic services as Protestant - I got the jokes!
Thanks for the laughs!
My mom Catholic my father Protestant. He didn’t worship but sometimes my mother would drag him to church on holidays. He would like fall asleep, or fart and me and my big brother would have to hold back the laughter, as did my father. He was a nut nut.
I'm Irish Catholic. Both my parents born and raised in Ireland. When I was a kid, my sister and I went to NYC with our aunt, our father's sister and she brought us to an Episcopalian service. But not before she made us promise that we wouldn't tell our parents that we did. Attitudes sure have changed since the early 60s! I still chuckle when I think about that.
@@remaguire times certainly have changed!
And I've probably been to as many Protestant services as Catholic. We're good😁
Love, love, love these jokes and Jim!! I’m a lapsed Catholic married to a religious Shiite Catholic man. Went to the same Catholic grammar school for 8 years. Really enjoyed the sense of community and family….until I grew up! So different once you are able to ask questions and expect an answer. The Bible is so different than our Catechism classes. Keep up the relevant jokes!! 😁👍🏻
Your morality is authentic and I appreciate you so much! Keeping speaking your mind. I'm not on Twitter but agree with you 100%.
I love this guy. Saw him back in Jan. 2020 and he was hilarious. Good, clean fun. Nothing wrong with that. He was fabulous. Loved our garbage plates.
I'm convinced. Jim Gaffigan is the funniest comedian today. Bravo, Jim.
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Very few comedians keep me laughing throughout their comedy routine like Jim does. He kills me!
I was raised in a Catholic Family. I couldn't stop laughing . you nailed it .wow thank you. Wish my 5 older sisters and brother were alive to enjoy your show . you're my favourite comedian. Thankyou . 3cheers from Canada
Holy shirts and pants. FUNNY!!!
Sorry for you being raised Catholic. Hopefully before you die you’ll get over it.
Thank you Mr. Gaffigan, you and your family, for the work that benefits charities!
One time, when my grandmother and I were going to Confession before Easter for the first time since Christmas (LOL, Catholics will get that), she told me she was WORRIED because she only had one sin to tell Father: she had dropped a jar of pickles and said “G-d damn!” I told her I was sure she could think of a couple more if she thought really hard.
Lol if I can’t think of anything then I can just say “the sin of pride, believing myself to be perfect!”
I love the catholic jokes! Keep em coming. I’m a catholic and love joking about it too :)
Reminds me of the Dara O Briain joke about "even an atheist is just a bad Catholic".
I am also... But I have NEVER heard SO MANY jokes. LOL!! All TRUE, lol!! I loved the joke about Pope John Paul II./St. John Paul the Great!! What was ur favorite?
I don’t Tweet but do Tube. I wanted to express my support of your comments on Twitter. Keep speaking and keep up the comedy. I support you with both.
@@mindofmayhem. Hey genius, 3 people thatwere protesting an unlawful killing by the police were just shot by some rightwing nutjob in Kenosha. Two of them died. The Orange Turd refuses tocondem the killer.
Hey Jim. I just saw your latest tweets. You are a great man!
I'm with you, he nailed it!
@@trevormatthews8374 If that is what you grasped from his tweets then you are an idiot.
Gaffigan is possibly the wittiest (not a word?) comedian alive. Jokes are clean, to the point and honestly i think ANYONE can relate to. Having a great wife and kids rounds him out. A merry heart doeth good like a medicine. Thanx for that man!
@3:36 I love that he mentions that XD
"It's still going on!" Yep- there's even a group of nuns that have Eucharistic Adoration covered 24/7.
I'm the oldest of five; my Dad was 2nd oldest of 12 (...Irish Catholic). Anything along those lines has me in hysterics! Thank You, My Friend!
How is it possible that Jim Gaffigan looks better now than he did on that Comedy Central stand-up special years ago.
The man ages like fine wine
Maybe he killed the other Jim.
He actually has more hair now. Still trying to figure that out.
@@wendi2819 I think it's called hair implants. It was a good idea.
Cover that up with Carmel, then get back to me. Love the Apple joke😂😂😂😂
Best story I've heard lately: "You know, I used to believe in the miracle of the loaves and fishes until I realized that Campbell's can get 10.000 cans of noodle soup out of one chicken.
When I was a kid in the 90s I tried to watch stand-up comedy with my Dad to see if he'd like any of them. He was a huge Jonathan Winters fan, and didn't really like anything I showed him with the exception of Jim Gaffigan. He especially loved the Catholic jokes, and his favorite was the joke about parents bragging that their kid was Pope, and the one about the kid playing "Pope" in the backyard (My favorite part of this bit is not in this compilation though, "The protestants are frightened of this new Pope"). Wish I could show him your new stuff. Thanks for the laughs, Jim.
OM*! A joke about St. Bonaventure! He’s my man. You can’t get a card or a medal or anything of Bonaventure. All kinds of saints you never heard of, patrons of drunks, cancer patients, garden veggies-they all have little medallions and statues and cards. But even if Bonaventure ain’t got bling, he now has a joke. Jim Gaffigan, you’re one of a kind. Thank you for making the Lockdown less of a downer with all of your videos.
There's a college named St Bonaventure.
Now I know who to appeal to for those issues.
lol that joke came on just as i got to your comment
I'm the youngest of 7 in a catholic family. 18 years younger than my only sister! And, yes, I am spoiled! I'm 60 now,but I'm still spoiled! And I love it! These jokes were great! Thank you!
I am 66 years old. When I was young, the Catholic mass was over an hour…with a lot if Latin, and the priest had his back to the congregation for a lot of it. Last time I went to mass (about 25 years ago) it was less than 45 minutes (maybe 30-ish), and the priest spoke only English and faced the congregation throughout…and they expected you to shake hands with the person next to you.
Come on back
Yeah. That was weird. Then covid hit. 🆘
My mother was a big Catholic... I am pretty sure she used to make up Holy Days just so I would have to go to church.
There are a lot of holy days of obligation. For example I think there’s a solemnity on august 15
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How big was she?
Of course your mom was Catholic O'leary....lol
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Me and my five kids are part of the the "Latter-Day Saints for Gafffigan" crowd. And we loved the RNC Convention Twitter tirade. Keep it coming Jim! ;-)
Daybell, Zombies and LDS, Mormons. great group. Do not starch your magic underwear.
Hey d******, quit making the rest of us look stupid. You're not helping
@@Gcwbigs ?? Catholics and LDS Mormons; make Humanity look stupid.
I laughed at all of your jokes. My wife, who is Catholic, not as much.
Wives tend to side with whatever entity that allowed for the creation of their babies.
And most innocent women turn to God.
Just absolutely amazed they become.
Scotty, it's best not ever to laugh at one's wife.
@@richardharris8538 Only when she is not there.
@@philipmartin2919 , great show, that (Fr. Ted).
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Love love love this guy. So funny 😂. As a lapsed Catholic I totally relate.
I'm a collapsed Catholic!
Thank you Jim! This pandemic has stifled laughing but your comedy routines restores my laughter every day. Love it!
I’m a cradle Catholic from Philadelphia. Hilarious! Keep ‘em coming!
I still appreciate the work you did for us during the pandemic. Thanks Jim!
his jokes on religion are my favorite
I loved Jim just chatting with Jesus.
I know you've been doing these daily uploads for awhile, but since I just discovered them a couple days ago, I want to thank you. Quarantining, diminished work, pandemics, and virtual schooling has been [fill in blank].
I so appreciate the little reprieve and bursts of laughter these provide.
I'm Cathiolic, and I find all of this hilarious!
No you’re not.
I clicked on this video to compare Jim Gaffigan to Ricky Gervais; Jim is a lot more relatable, like ‘dad joke’ relatable and Ricky is feelings that everyone ‘pushes down’ and futility, attempts to deny, relatable 🫣:
I’m an atheist so I don’t believe about 2700 gods. And a Christian doesn’t believe 2699 👀 🫠
I have a "nun clicker" used at mass when we were kids, to make us stand up, sit down and kneel on cue.
I use mine to wreak havoc at Christmas midnight mass, and at funerals. I can get people jumping up and down on a click!
I wore a CATHOLIC T-shirt to pick up my Thanksgiving pumpkin pie; an elderly lady toward the end of the line, walked around to get a good look at the front of my T-shirt, and said, “Oh, CAT HOLIC” ...I was shocked, told her I was allergic to cats.... it actually was a funny, awkward situation.. True story..
I'm a Catholic and this is HILARIOUS!! Haha!
Thank you Jim for bringing some humour in my life. I need it so much as I get sicker with time. Thanks again.👍👍👍😉😉
Hope you're feeling better James ⚘
I command the Spirit of infirmity to leave you now. In Jesus's name.
James, my heart goes out to you
Sincerely hope you’re feeling better
I’ve been in a mood for the past week so I’ve been binging on your videos last night and for the past few hours; and Jim, you’ve lightened my mood so much that the dark cloud has passed. Thank you for making me laugh again and again.
Most people in my family are Catholic. I'm an atheist, but I spent a lot of time at Catholic church as a kid. These jokes are hilarious!
Same exact scenario for me as well Amanda 😇
Same here. Devout catholic upbringing, but now a non-believer. Agreed these are damn funny.
Same here with the ‘orthodox’ there’s a contradiction in the name. It’s funny ‘cos it’s true
Born and raised Catholic, love the faith more than ever.
Catholicism is the biggest tool the adversary of our souls (satan) has used against us. It's not biblical at all. They do not want you reading the bible for yourself but only blindly follow their false man made religion (Catechism). They MURDERED 60 million Christians during the Inquisitions for not believing in their false doctrine, hence the PROTESTants... What ever happened to "thou shalt not kill"???? No wonder so many have fallen away from believing in our very Creator... I became an atheist at the "wise old age" of 16 lol due to Catholicism. Then He woke me up to His glorious Truth 7 years ago and I've never felt more JOY in my entire life then walking with Him. For those who have the ears to hear, let them hear...
My favourite comic! Love how he just flows and delivers. That's what she said!
thank you Jim for all these compilations!
Having been brought up Irish Catholic gone to three Catholic schools and wore three different Catholic uniforms I can definitely relate with everything Jim says!
T-Shirt idea: Make America Gaffigan! :)
I want this shirt!
That’s funny!!
Just so you know-he just came out, full libtard and bashing Trump, with a bunch of lies and nonsense. Clearly listens to fake news, and researches nothing, poor guy. Bye Gaffigan, you lost a fan (and all my family)...you’re entitled to your own opinion, but NOT your own facts! #TRUMP2020
@@detroitwarrior888 Yes, that's why we love him. What did you think he was all this time? There's no such thing as a funny conservative.
@@detroitwarrior888 Cult 45 Covidiot....
Jim you're one of my favorite comedians ever. Wishing you and the Gaffigan clan the best!!!
Jim, not only are you insanely funny but you seem like an awesome guy.
Oh, man...my boy Jim. Never tire of your wonderfulness. I can be having the worst possible day (and hey, I often DO!) and I refuse to stay upset once my brain remembers, "...without the express written consent of major league base baaallll."
Thank you for all your efforts through all the past year's horrors. We owe you big time, Jim. 👏💕😊
You’re killing me ! ! 🤣🤣🤣 With laughter. You’re the funniest comedian ever, my kids LOVE you 😃
As someone who went to Catholic school I thoroughly enjoyed this 🤣
I went too 1 through 12...not sure how I feel about it in hindsight...lol
I've been through the WHOLE Catholic experience, and I clicked "like" before you were finished introducing this video.
I like his humour, clean and really funny. He does tongue in cheek stuff about his faith. And everyday life. I love that!
"Let's wrap it up. I got some sinnin' to do!"
We're gonna sing all 12 verses of the hymn. In Latin, then English. :)
Donna Mirabito In Latin and English. Been there/done that. It's the longest day of your life, especially if it a High Mass.
Lol! For some reason I hear
Brian Regan gregorian chanting
🎶 "Pahhhnncaaakes"🎶🤔
I always wonder how the Jewish Jesus could ever jive with Indians Gods and Chinese Gods... etc etc Total mismatch there. 🤓😇🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Yeah... Coz Jesus spoke English, Right?
@@davidmmm8 "Because they're is only one God.
and all the gods of the gentiles are demons"
Psalm 95:5 Douay Rheims bible.
Thanks for the laughs on Sunday. Jim you find the humor everywhere. Would a miracle be giving up your favorite food?...Oh wait that's Lent. That Saint job is a hard one to apply for.
Hilarious. I'm a good Catholic very devout and it's still hilarious
I am a DEVOUT ATHEIST and I was not offended by any of this. I enjoyed it too. Glad you did.
Jim is outrageously hilarious!
Jim, you're a man of integrity...thank you for being a voice of morality...you brighten my day...
When I was 5 years old and up till maybe 10 year old , Mass was in Latin .I still remember the words .3cheers from Canada
Patricia Hopey Dominoes and biscuits!
@@pfranks75 Dominoes, Orieos, and NaaaaaBiiiisco!
Latin… because the Catholic leaders don’t want you to read the Bible. It in truth, exposes all their hypocrisy. Have you ever had a catholic priest encourage you to read the Bible? Oh, I’ll answer that for you, no!
@@TheRakuman I mean...my Priest is constantly telling people to form Bible study groups and read the Bible but if you say so I guess
@@TheRakuman Sadly, no. I grew up Catholic, but left as an older teenager when saved and born again in an Assemblies of God summer camp. It was like night and day! An immediate desire to read my Bible, christian books, tell others about Christ.....discovered christian radio.....My immediate response going to a Catholic mass a couple weeks later, was, wow, these people don't know what they're missing. They don't know Christ. So very sad.
1:18 so true. I was rsised catholic and when I was a child I would always fall asleep, my grandmother would say "the devil is putting a spell on you", and I woke up all scared. OMG, I couldn't see all of it because I couldn't stop laughing, I was in tears.
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Alway love watching these makes my day
I am a Gaffi”fan”
Ride or Die fan Jim! Love you and your lovely family God bless yal!
Thank you TH-cam for free whenever, I need a good gaffigan-laugh-agin!
Thanx for being here Big boy and for sharing your entire family too! We all love y'all
I love your shows Jim. Just to let all know Catholics do know the Bible.every mass there is a readings from the OT, NT, and Psalms.its part of our DNA. It's a myth that we do not use the Bible.blessings to you all.
Thank you, thank you, thank you for this! I am recovering from cancer, and my husband is a recovering Catholic😄. You have given us such great laughs just now, of course, we have subscribed! It’s no longer the pandemic, so I don’t know whether you will be reading comments on such an old post of yours, but if you do, please just know that you brought some warm joy to Vermont on this wet chilly April afternoon, and that we are grateful. All the best to you and yours!🥰
PS I will be sharing the joy with others and looking forward to spending more time with you and your material. Thank you for being so generous and making it available to those of us who would not have the chance to enjoy it otherwise💝
Five kids? You really are a Catholic. Great mind. You've made me laugh more than anyone.
Glad my hernia is healing well.
Thank you Jim, for getting out of your comfort zone and speaking truth to power! I am really heartened to see someone so non-political say enough is enough and try to pull people away from facism. You just gained a subscriber.
I guess you're okay with the peaceful protesters that executed a "Trumper" last night in Portland because enough is enough and he should have been on the side of the party of tolerance
@@mmc1730 umm... Do you know what the words peaceful protester mean?
@@mmc1730 also, a trump supporter shot three protesters in Kenosha the otherday and killedtwo of them. Funny how you don't bring that up
@@ryanscarcella3994 umm do you know the meaning of sarcasm? You should watch just about anyone of the news networks that report from these riot scenes and call them peaceful protests as buildings burn in the background. And the shooter you refer to was not there as part of any pro Trump statement. I don't support what he did but he stated that he was there because he wanted to help a store owner that was desperate to not see his store looted and burned. He was also offering first aid to anyone regardless of affiliation because he was trained as a medic.
Again, no defense of what that kid did but not everyone that is against seeing cities destroyed is a Trump supporter
I’m Definately “ a Shiate Catholic. But we have the best sense of humor around. You’re the best Jim. You married a Shiate Catholic after all. Love you. You’re very brave Jim. Yes you are great husband you have 5 kids already. You’re on Gods good boy list ❤️
Your daily videos really helped me get through this pandemic. ❤
Always so dang funny 😂 Also, I was NOT ready for young Jim Gaffigan. I have never seen videos of him from that long ago!
YOU ARE AMAZING! Loved you before your tweets & love you more now!
I just discovered these jokes today (11 Aug 2022). My wife came to see why I was laughing so loud. I am a Catholic, and like to joke about it with my fellow Lutherans, Presbyterians, Anglicans, etc. with whom I work on ecumenical humanitarian initiatives. Thanks for giving us these fresh new jokes.
Donde vives...en un santuario hippie???
I want to say T.G is one of top ten comedians. I usually like to pick one of my favorite jokes to commit on.I can't there's too many. Right now I have family visiting for a week. I'm in a hot bath with earphones on. And all they hear is laughter. Thanks for making me SEEM like a dirty old lady.Your AWESOME 👍🏽👍🏽😂😂
Jim, you’re amazing! Thank you for all the comedy, I watch with my teenager kids and they love you.
You’re awesome, Jim!
As a former Roman Catholic, I agree with all of this 🤣
This routine made me laugh till I hurt.
"Could you keep the praying down, I'm checking out the ladies." So "Holy Rosary, Caribou, Maine, 1960s"
Me too.
Are you atheist or agnostic?
@@batissta44 ... Atheist
@@Liz-cmc313 may the force be with you
I went to my friend's Catholic Wedding, I was exhausted when it was over.
Whether you are Catholic or not, THIS STUFF IS BRILLIANT!!!
i've never been a catholic but i am recovering from marriage to a catholic. that ought to be worth a couple of points.
Yeah, . . .no. Gaffigan is as funny as the Permanent Deacon doing a set for the annual "Doo-wop Dinner & Dance" at the KofC Hall.
Love you and your family. Please keep posting!
Jim Gaffigan makes me laugh, even at myself. Thanks.
One of the greatest comedians of all time!