Best Watching TV Jokes | Jim Gaffigan Standup
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- Pass me the remote so I can turn up the volume... Oh, That's too loud? Fine... I guess the only way to turn down the volume is to subscribe... I don't make the rules.
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:00 - Finding The Remote
:44 - LifeTime
1:34 - Too Lazy To Watch Tv
3:41 - TV Clothes
3:50 - Hotel Tv
4:16 - Binge-Watching
8:12 - Commercials
8:51 - Cable News
10:11 - Cord Cutters
11:02 - Hold The Remote
12:25 - Dateline
BEST of / FUNNIEST COMPILATION
Animals bit.ly/Animals...
Fast Food bit.ly/FastFoo...
Jesus bit.ly/JesusComp
Clothing bit.ly/JGClothi...
Donuts bit.ly/JGDonuts
Stores bit.ly/JGStores
Catholic bit.ly/JGCatholic
HEALTHY & HAPPY Gardening
INTRO bit.ly/Happyan...
CORN bit.ly/Happyan...
THE PALE TOURIST
Asian American (Full Set) bit.ly/JGAsian...
Florida Man (Full Set) bit.ly/JGFlori...
Ontario vs Quebec bit.ly/JGOntario
Superstitions bit.ly/JGSuper...
Canadian Map bit.ly/JGCanad...
Tapas bit.ly/JGTapas
Moose bit.ly/JGMoose
Tourists bit.ly/JGTourist
Halifax Donair bit.ly/JGDonair
Rodeo bit.ly/JGRodeo
Drake Story bit.ly/JGDrake
QUALITY TIME
Appendix bit.ly/JGAppendix
Museums bit.ly/JGMuseum
Lying bit.ly/JGLying
Dog Birthdays bit.ly/JGDogBi...
Cold Weather bit.ly/JGColdW...
NOBLE APE
My Wife's Brain Tumor bit.ly/JGBrain...
Massages bit.ly/JGMassage
Pope bit.ly/JGPope
My Least Favorite Doctor bit.ly/JGWorst...
UK vs US bit.ly/JGUSAvC...
CINCO
Hiking bit.ly/JGHiking
Idiot Abroad bit.ly/JGIdiot...
Easier to be a Guy bit.ly/JGBeaGuy
Big Family bit.ly/JGBigFa...
OBSESSED
Weddings bit.ly/JGWeddi...
Victoria's Secret bit.ly/JGSecret
Seafood bit.ly/JGSeafood
Bath vs Shower bit.ly/JGBathv...
Can't Stop Eating bit.ly/JGstope...
MR. UNIVERSE
Fitness Goals bit.ly/JGFitne...
Home Birth bit.ly/JGHomeb...
Big Family bit.ly/3a6HW0L
Disney bit.ly/JGDisney
KING BABY
Camping bit.ly/JGCamping
Bacon bit.ly/JGBacon
Waffle House bit.ly/JGWaffl...
BEYOND THE PALE
Doing Nothing bit.ly/JGDoing...
Out To Dinner bit.ly/JGOutTo...
Cake bit.ly/JGCakes
Vegetarian bit.ly/JGVeget...
SUPER OLD
Manatee bit.ly/JGManatee
Glasses bit.ly/JGGLasses
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LETS GET COOKIN' World’s Favorite Quarantine Cooking Show
Toast bit.ly/JGToast
Burger bit.ly/JGBurger
Pork bit.ly/JGPork
Hotdog & Eggs bit.ly/JGHotDogs
Pizza bit.ly/JGPizzaLGC
Pasta bit.ly/JGPasta
Hot Dog Fest bit.ly/JGHotDo...
Meatball Parm bit.ly/JGMeatball
Peas & Corn bit.ly/JGPeasa...
Mikey Takes Over bit.ly/JGMikey
Oatmeal Soup bit.ly/JGOatmeal
Garbage Plate bit.ly/JGGarba...
Chicken Fillet bit.ly/JGChick...
KC BBQ bit.ly/JGKansa...
Bacon Wrapped Steaks bit.ly/JGBacon...
THE MIKE & PAT SHOW: (next Pewdiepie or Roblox addicts challenge)
Daddy Dog bit.ly/JGDaddyDog
Hot Pocket bit.ly/JGMPHot...
Spaghettios bit.ly/JGSPagh...
Liverwurst bit.ly/JGLiver...
Twinkies bit.ly/JGTwinkies
Fluff bit.ly/JGFluff
Vegemite bit.ly/JGVegimite
Garden Veggies • Eating from Jim Gaffig...
My Kids React my 1st Stand Up TV Spot • "MY KIDS REACT: To My ...
My Kids React my 1st 1/2 hr Special • "MY KIDS REACT: To My ...
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JIM EATS THE WORLD (mukbang asmr local food)
St.Louis Pizza bit.ly/JimEats...
KC BBQ bit.ly/JGKCBBQ
Garbage Plate bit.ly/JGGarba...
Polish Boy bit.ly/JGPolis...
Spain bit.ly/JGSpain...
Colombia bit.ly/JGColombia
Paella bit.ly/JGPaella
PALE FORCE w/ Conan - • "Pale Force" - Jim Ga...
CORONAVIRUS LIFE (Try not to laugh+ CBS SUNDAY)
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Pandemic CBS Sunday Morning Mega Compilation • Jim Gaffigan CBS Sunda...
Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.
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This guy is my new addiction 😂😂😂 freaking brilliant content and his different voices are everything!
Utterly addictive!
I’m the youngest of 3, growing up in the ‘60’s, I was the remote. I sat by the TV reading a book, waiting till my dad needed the channel changed, lol.
Same here. My dad had a voice remote (me) in the 60’s. And when we got a color set in the late 60’s I had to adjust the color with the tint knob so the golf greens didn’t look blue.
@@doubledrats235 My husband is a golfer, he would appreciate that, lol.😉
I also grow up in the 60s, youngest of 5 at 🏡. I was the remote too 😆.
I had a friend who would use a long stick to change channel so he wouldn't have to get of the couch ,no remote controls with some TV's and this was the 80's .
@@shellswetrick3395 Lol, 🙌🏻😉.
How is it I only discovered this guy 10 days ago? Frankly, I'm ashamed of myself! This dude is hilarious!
Yeah but you did...if your not wealthy this discovery of your is what I call a
Million dollars moment.
Well, a hundred thousand dollars moment.. Million dollars momento are for surviving Cancer... Heck every time Jim lifts your spirit through his humor, you've got "money" in your life is worth experiencing bank.... I know I write way too much
Probably because He does clean corny humor.
Jim Gaffigan calms me down. I forget all the terrible things going on and laugh for a short time. He's brilliant
Very clever observations about daily life.
@@kevinkinney5445 Your here. You into clean corny humor?
Jim is always guaranteed to make me laugh! 😂 I’m a Londoner 🇬🇧 , and he’s one of the funniest comedians ever in my opinion.
Maybe it's BECAUSE you're a Londoner.
Jim, you’re by far the funniest stand up act. I appreciate your humor and childish whispers.
The whispers has gotta be a holier than thou soccer mom
Welcome to America. Weak
The whispers are inspired by his sister.
Everything he post is HILARIOUS!! One of the all time greats for sure!
Genius comedian... he sees the humor in all truths.
When a comedian can make you laugh without using a thousand 'f' bombs, you know they're a real comedian
So true!
untalented "comedians" have to do that
These days, I don't know many comedians that swear so much
I’ve always liked that about him. Don’t get me wrong I personally am a sailor but I really appreciate clean humor lol
He is terrific😅
Jim Gaffigan is the best of the best.
Jim is not just an epic comedian, he also can grow hair as he gets older! A man after my own heart!
After watching Jim. My wife has been binge watching murder shows on the television. so if you guys never hear from me again you know what happened
Vaya con dios, amigo. 😂
Come back if you're okay
@@hammkem7778 still kicking
@@ericmelto7810 that's good
@@hammkem7778 he’s really funny to me.
Thank God for Jim Gaffigan. After 2 years of drama, topped by what’s happening in Ukraine, this is where I go to get relief.
I couldn’t find my remote control for hour I found it in the freezer 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤣😂🤣😂🤣
His characterizations add another layer to his jokes - gives them depth. That's one reason I can enjoy the joke even when I've seen it multiple times.
Thank you for keeping us entertained this past year and all the many years you have been sharing your comedy with so many.
Jim, you are criminally underrated. I listen to a lot of stand up and you're definitely one of my top favorites. 👍
The male seahorse scientist joke seems like it was custom made for 2021.
And every year since.
I actually have not had cable for about 12 years now, watching almost all Netflix and TH-cam. The thing I find the hardest to watch now are commercials when I go to friends' houses.
You pay for TH-cam??
@@markbeames7852 no I don't. I pay for Netflix and Spotify, that's all...
@@philipberthiaume2314 then how do you watch TH-cam without commercials?
@@markbeames7852 i don't compare the 5 second ads I get, to the commercials you see on television. They are far less confrontational.
@@philipberthiaume2314 nonetheless, by definition they are commercials, your opinion notwithstanding. Thank you.
Thank you for rescuing my night, this is a lot healthier than what I was planning to watch before bed. Laughter really is the best medicine.
My sentiments exactly
7th i
@Giant Atom Inc. Touche'
What were you planning on wstching?
What were you planning on watching?
I love the mike wiggle when he drops a punchline!
Every word of Jim’s is comedy gold.
Jim should be on TV every day! 📺
That's funny that the TV emoji is one from the 70's! 😅
bfkennedy He is.
@FO AD And yet you're here... Strange.
@FO AD your plug for fascism won the day!
@FO AD Calling those who have political opinions different than you a name implying they are mentally slow reflects on you, not those you attack. Did no one ever teach you any manners?
I watched TV with subtitles for 3 months because the batteries ran out in my remote .
Girlfriend left me because of my laziness ..
Now that's funny💖😂
Did Jim’s hair grow back and go gray as the years passed, or am I going delirious from all the laughter?
Ya what happened
Jim, I’m guessing that you already know this, but it bears repeating... YOU ARE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL BREATH OF FRESH AIR!! You give me...you give all of us stolen moments of laughter and sanity. Thank you so very much, Jim. And, I would also like to thank your incredible family! You ALL ROCK!!!😊😊
Jim says thanks!
Jim is woke. FYI.
Yes, such a beautiful distraction from the communist takeover of America.
Stop being so Democrat... Jesus christ.
Covid has killed my loved ones. People like you ...
Seeing this stuff for the second time and LITERALLY LOL! "And I bought a bolt cutter...!"
Love you Jim!
Jim is my go-to when I need to get calm. Certain jokes stick with me, and I can chuckle quietly to myself...the bridge with the locks is one of those jokes..."it's over!"
It's not just his jokes but his expressions he gives is funny
@@NukelearFallout Which joke is "educational"?
@@NukelearFallout Aww...don't be like that. You can do it if you try!
@@NukelearFallout The "educational" material is not meant to be factual. It's HUMOR. Gaffigan is plenty smart. If he wanted to lecture us in history he would have.
@@NukelearFallout Odd that you are even on here since you have such a low opinion of Mr. Gaffigan
He's like the perfect parody of every dad stereotype
"You wouldn't like this ice cream. It's very spicy." 😂
Sounds like something my husband would say to my kids. lol 😀
Lol my dad would say things like "you wouldnt like this pie it's not very good" yet he seemed to be enjoying it quite a bit as he said that.
@@canaan5337 oh hush, nom, it's really not good, nom nom nom
I can watch your specials over and over and I still laugh every time I hear the jokes.
So interesting to watch his evolution to a full pressed suit, to sport coat and jeans, to no jacket but shirt is tucked in, to shirt not tucked in.... I can't wait to for the day he comes out in a moo moo and crocs!
I fall asleep listening to comedy n it relaxes me. This man is a great comedian 💪👍🤛
Same! Fall asleep with a smile on my face. And yes, he’s a great comedian 🏆
I fall asleep listening to Jim as well...very funny and relaxing
I thought I was the only weirdo who fell to sleep listening to Jim's comedies.
Me too)
@@sauvealicelou me too. This compliment is kind of like one he got from a woman who said to him, “Your not THAT fat”.😂
Jim always makes me giggle no matter how shitty I feel, no matter how depressed I am. Thank God he's doing these videos. He does seem sad on those outros though. I wish him peace of mind and happiness. He certainly clears my mind and lifts me up when I am low.
Same here. After watching Jim for a while I realize I hadn’t thought anything negative or about a problematic situation in my life. I truly think watching Jim is therapeutic because it floods your brain with happy endorphins. 😃
Holy crap, that bit about photos of people gathered around radios from back in the day is hilarious; but also factual. That's exactly what those people all looked like; as if they were literally just waiting for some deliveryman to bring in a TV, and take that crap radio away.
Dang! I’m recovering from a near-fatal auto accident and I’m lying in bed laughing so hard I keep peeing. Which really sucks because I can’t walk to go to the bathroom! (Using paper towels …TMI? 😅)
Two weeks now hope you’re good!
I could watch a thousand times and laugh like the first time. Jim Gaffigan is the funniest person on Earth.
You might also enjoy Danny Bhoy, also funny and not vulgar
absolutely. In the hands of a lesser comic these topics could be hack but Jim always offers a fresh take and he's ALWAYS hilarious
Yes, because it's relatable to most of us.
@@nevillewissmann9605
And Brian Reagan. He and Jim Gaffigan are my favorites. 😆 🤣 😂 Brian's hilarious too.
Jim Gaffigan's skits are when dad jokes are made to actually be really funny.
In my 20s.. this man made me realize.. obscenity is overrated and overused in comedy.. comedy you can watch with your kids.. love love love it..🇹🇹💯
Truly talented comedians don’t have to be obscene
Good to hear that from young lads.
you should check out his old material. Definitely more blue and slightly subversive. He's made his niche as a "family-friendly" comic but he wasn't always that way. He's still amazing don't get me wrong but its interesting to see where he started.
Not to mention obscenity is not funny
Awesome observation!
Omg! His hair grew back! Its a miracle!!
I shared Jim with a friend of mine and he said, "Is this all he does?". We're no longer friends. 😂 (True Story)
The best there is, even children can watch his shows. Simply the best comedian around.
Jim is the funniest.
One of the few comedians who embraces being hilarious without being vulgar
Drybar Comedy- dozens of clean comedians
Brian Reagan is another one.
@@GooseGumlizzard he's hilarious. One of favorites. His bit about going to the Optometrist cracks me up every time and I've watched it a thousand times..
Search for it. Wait for the punchline about bifocal glasses then tri-focal glasses! "It's a bird! It's a plane! IT'S ALPHA CENTURI !!!!!" 😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣
How did he go from early Jim Gaffigan hairline to where he is now? That is some quality work, and I personally would like a name.
Jim, I want you to know how much I appreciate your humor. I've been in a rut since May 2022. It's been getting worse ever since. I watch your videos to feel better. Thank you!
I love Jim. I also love reading.😊
Always hilarious! Thanks, Jim!
What...a new premiere in the evening...”After Hours” !!
Truly, witty and insightful. His timing is great.
I lived with my boyfriend in Cologne, we walked over the bridge Jim mentioned. We were about to return to the U.S. after many years being young and silly both single then as a couple. One night after a lovely dinner he suggested we walk across the bridge a take in the Cologne skyline. That is when he proposed, like knock me over with a feather. So romantic, we would still be together if he hadn’t died.
Jim's hair seems to have grown back 🤔😂
The Dateline segment was (and still is) hilarious as hell! ROFL
Please tell me..what's ROFL
@@marilyntregwin1696
💕.
Rolling On the Floor Laughing
Thanks, Jim. Another fun compilation!
Soon we'll get to just blinking to change the channel!
Maybe that's why they changed the batteries in smoke alarms from AA to 9v.
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THE LIFETIME JOKE FOREVER
It's weird to see younger Gaffigan (nerd gaffifan 🙂). They look like completely two different people. Younger Gaffigen looks too nerdy for stand up comedian. Older Gaffigan is the way to go 👍👍
I don’t watch all these commercials for just any comedian.
exactly! good point he's one of the best.
Jim, you’re the best! Thanks for the laughs!
Wow, two premiers in one day? I'll bet he's taking tomorrow off to eat more cake, watch television and avoid the outdoors. That's what I'm going to do.
Ice cream for me, but that sounds like a plan.👍🍰🍨
Hot pockets
@@carolyntalbot947 Ice cream with CAKE!
Yea but does it bother anyone else that he keeps LYING about his promise to post a nude video everyday?!
@@JohnSagin-SimViDeLucis579 Not me! No, don't make it true, Jim! I prefer to leave some things up to the imagination!
Thanks for reminding us to laugh at ourselves !
Jim, you are the absolute best! I literally watch you every day! Just too funny to let a day go by without Jim Gaffigan! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's not just what he says....it's the WAY he says it!
I got a big laugh from my coworkers back in 2011 when I speculated at what it might mean that my wife and I were watching all these shows about spousal murder.
Yes it freaked me out that my ex liked Dateline so much
This has helped me with all the bad news. It's nice to laugh 😂
While I'm waiting for Jim's 📺 jokes, I'm laying on the couch watching Car 54, Where Are You? 😀😄📺✌🏻
It's LYING on the couch. Jeez....the English language is going down the toilet with everything else.
@@linshanhsiang Well, you sure told me! You feel better, now, Sheldon?
Loving on my cat and watching Jim on UTube
God bless, Jim. You and all your family.
I second this.👍
Thank you for sharing your abilities to make the world laugh. Laughter replaces any feelings good or bad with joy. Laughter is what we as humans love the most. Keep smiling and laughing because we all need you to put a smile in our every day.
Funny how every year Jim Gaffigan grows more hair
10:40
Personally, I love my Flip-Phones.
They make me feel all ‘Raymond Reddington’.
And, I don’t have ‘Contacts’, in my phone, I have ‘The Blacklist.’
The only real downside to this- - I only get one use out of each phone, and then I have to destroy it.
🙃
Be well, stay kind and blessings to all ~
Do you use it to call the past? What character are you from Breaking Bad?
😅🤣
Heeey I have a flip phone. I also wear a tin foil hat.
It looks like a little hair treatment has happened since the early gigs.
I remember when me and my best friend were playing in the bedroom, and his father called him out to change the channel on the TV... #No-Remote
You know you're addicted to TV when you accept the charge for calling the cable company to have a technician come out and change your remote batteries for you.
Saw a great comedian on DryBar tonight. Kendra Cunningham. Took me this long to find her name.
Thanks for sharing
I binged Jane the Virgin's first 4 seasons in a week to get caught up for season 5. I didn't know what to do with myself when it was over. I felt empty.
So hilarious. Thank goodness for Jim Gaffigan, getting us through this time. The locks ...LOL!!
"The male has the baby. Your fired!" I laughed into the bong.🤣 Love you Jim
That WAS good huh?
Gaffigan is BRILLIANT!
I just love your comedy. You are hilarious!
I've been a huge fan for at least ten years, so I mean no disrespect when I ask, Why does older Jim seem to have more hair than younger Jim?
You do know right men get bald and if they have money they get hair plugs (or whatever they are called). Lot of male celebrities do it but of course media only focuses on female celebrities' botox etc.
@@swanlilly100 To some degree, that's what I meant to point out. You're so right, though. Men get away with all manner of things cosmetically.
I'm guessing as his career took off and he started making big money he used some of that big money to do something about his hair loss.
Pretty funny guy. Never gave him a chance before, He's alright.
The remote n smoke alarm joke was my favourite 😌
I wanted to be offended by that True Blood joke, but considering how much I love Jim, I might secretly be gay. Or perhaps it’s just him... Gay-ffigan?
Get this man some likes stat!
7:06 I feel the same exact way after reading a really good book!
The volume thing makes me think of movies and shows where people talking is low but like action parts super loud. Frustrating cycle when you wanna hear but not wake up others.
Jim, thank you! 😅 Laughs a plenty!
😂😂😂The cable news heads joke made me DOA. I was just a cackling husk of my former self by the end.
I'm always in trouble when watching the TV. I got in trouble for sneezing one time. 😂
Great content. So funny.
Insanely hilarious!
Kudos on not going too far with the hair replacement.
Male seahorse thing was brilliant!
I’ve lost my remote before and it’s true. I end up watching the Christian network for like 4 hours.
Jim I wanted to thank you. I listened to your content when I was working 12 hour shifts for over a year in a half. Really helped me get through jt
Thank you for making a tough time easier. Humor is healing.
Laughter is the best medicine
This guy is the funniest man ever its just who he is
Yeah. Can you imagine being his wife?
Okay Jim how did you grow hair from when you were young. We need the inside info!
Sooooo funny. Love the expressions. God bless you Jim.
Before we put hot sauce in a water filter, we did an international hot sauce taste test. Check out this GMM from Season 14 - www.youtube.com/watch?v=51GbW...
This dude is hilarious!!!
If you need a few pointers on how to talk to people, just watch a few episodes of Deadwood. That'll tune ya right up.
Just a few eps. A little Deadwood goes a long ways.
Laughed so much at the remote control jokes! Honors math! Ha!
Love it Jim💙☮️, nice surprise 😁, thanks for the late night comedy 🌃😆
Two premieres in one day 🤨?
BTW, may I suggest premiering bloopers from the Jim Gaffigan Show? That would be cool ;)
@DEFI MAN on TV Land 2015-2016
I saw that Episode of Nightline 😆
I meant Dateline, wife was an excellent swimmer and the new fiancee' wore a wire,dead wife's name was Peggy, like mine 🤦♀️