Best CLOTHING Jokes Compilation | Jim Gaffigan
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- Jim Gaffigan's best clothing jokes compilation featuring Victoria's Secret, People in Robes, Fatting out of clothes and Jim in skinny jeans.. or just regular jeans.
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:21 - "Clothing as a gift"
:47 - "Robe"
2:12 - "All Black"
3:02 - "Shoes & Socks"
6:13 - "Lingerie"
10:25 - "Pants"
11:21 - "Belt"
13:21 - "Hiking Clothes"
13:57 - "Fashion"
14:31 - "Fatting out of Clothes"
16:16 - "Fashion Shows"
17:37 - "Not Changing my Life"
18:24 - "Size 2XL"
BEST of / FUNNIEST COMPILATION
Animals bit.ly/AnimalsCompilation
Fast Food bit.ly/FastFoodCompilation
Jesus bit.ly/JesusComp
Donuts bit.ly/JGDonuts
HEALTHY & HAPPY with HEATH HORNER
INTRO bit.ly/HappyandHealthy1
CORN bit.ly/HappyandHealthyCorn
THE PALE TOURIST
Asian American (Full Set)- bit.ly/JGAsianAmerican
Florida Man (Full Set)- bit.ly/JGFloridaMan
Run with Bulls bit.ly/JGRunwithBulls
Ontario vs Quebec bit.ly/JGOntario
Spanish Superstitions bit.ly/JGSuperstition
Canadian Map bit.ly/JGCanadaMap
Tapas bit.ly/JGTapas
Moose bit.ly/JGMoose
Tourists bit.ly/JGTourist
Halifax Donair bit.ly/JGDonair
Rodeo bit.ly/JGRodeo
Drake Story bit.ly/JGDrake
QUALITY TIME
Marathons bit.ly/JGMarathons
Horses bit.ly/JGHorses
Appendix bit.ly/JGAppendix
Museums bit.ly/JGMuseum
NOBLE APE:
Japan vs China bit.ly/JGJapan
My Wife's Brain Tumor bit.ly/JGBrainTumor
Massages & Saunas bit.ly/JGMassage
Pope bit.ly/JGPope
My Least Favorite Doctor bit.ly/JGWorstDoctor
UK vs US bit.ly/JGUSAvCanada
CINCO
Morning Person bit.ly/JGMorning
Fish are Gross bit.ly/JGFishGross
Steak is Manly bit.ly/JGSteak
Hiking bit.ly/JGHiking
Idiot Abroad bit.ly/JGIdiotAbroad
Easier to be a Guy bit.ly/JGBeaGuy
Big Family bit.ly/JGBigFamily
OBSESSED
Bars: bit.ly/JGBars
Weddings bit.ly/JGWeddingsyay
Victoria's Secret bit.ly/JGSecret
Bath vs Shower bit.ly/JGBathvShower
Can't Stop Eating bit.ly/JGstopeating
MR. UNIVERSE
Vitamins bit.ly/JGVitamins
Whales bit.ly/JGWhales
Fitness Goals bit.ly/JGFitnessGoals
Home Birth bit.ly/JGHomebirth
McDonald's bit.ly/JGMcDonalds
KING BABY
Jesus & Apostles bit.ly/JGJesus
Camping bit.ly/JGCamping
Bacon bit.ly/JGBacon
Fried Chicken bit.ly/JGFriendChicken
Waffle House bit.ly/JGWaffleHouse
BEYOND THE PALE
Hot Pockets bit.ly/JGHotPocket
I'm Korean bit.ly/JGKorean
Doing Nothing bit.ly/JGDoingNothing
Out To Dinner bit.ly/JGOutToDinner
Cake bit.ly/JGCakes
Jesus bit.ly/JGJesusinshape
Vegetarian bit.ly/JGVegetarian
SUPER OLD
Manatee bit.ly/JGManatee
Caroline's Comedy Hr bit.ly/JGCarolines
Glasses bit.ly/JGGLasses
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Toast bit.ly/JGToast
Burger bit.ly/JGBurger
Pork bit.ly/JGPork
Hotdog & Eggs bit.ly/JGHotDogs
Pizza bit.ly/JGPizzaLGC
Chicken Fillet bit.ly/JGChickenFilet
KC BBQ bit.ly/JGKansasCBBQ
Bacon Wrapped Steaks bit.ly/JGBaconWrapped
THE MIKE & PAT SHOW: (the next Pewdiepie or Roblox addicts challenge)
Daddy Dog bit.ly/JGDaddyDog
Hot Pocket bit.ly/JGMPHotPocket
Spaghettios bit.ly/JGSPaghettios
Fluff bit.ly/JGFluff
Vegemite bit.ly/JGVegimite
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Paella bit.ly/JGPaella
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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles. - บันเทิง
Jim Gaffigan. The only comedian who heckles his own show. Hilarious.
😂❤
Actually Maron heckles his own shows too. He’s been doing it as long as Jim.
Laying on the couch , eating ice cream, watching Jim Gaffigan. Life is good.
😆😆💗
Very good
But did you throw away the lid?
@@Anne-yi5sb 87777ú7i77i8ú
Me too… in a robe! Lol.
Jim is one of the few comedians that can make me truelly laugh out loud.
Thanks Jim
Same😂
Love Jim Gaffigan. One of the funniest guys around.
Mr. Gaffigan, you're one of my absolute favorite comics of all time.
I love Jim no politics no sexual obscenities. He is worth listening to and great laughs
What?? He’s woke as hell!
What?? He’s woke as hell!
He doesn't like trump. Because he has brains and caring. Trump has neither
@@jeffmutch7640 You know what woke is? Woke is when white people finally start talking about what everyone else has been talking about for...ever.
What about his joke about the prolapsed rectum? It's quite an old one, I haven't been able to find it for a while. Have you not heard it? It's not offensive, it's just very funny... but you don't wanna hear it in front of your kids or your parents!
He finds the humor in everyday life that we never notice
Jim, you really got it. I've watched all your specials on Netflix and on Prime video. And I watch your clips regularly and I still laugh my head off. You are better than any medicine the doctor could order to make you feel better!
"This is a special shirt. It goes with our unzipped pants, and our unbuckled belt. And together with your uncombed hair you can look unemployed, and be unwelcome at restaurants." Oh man, had to hit pause after this line until I could stop laughing. Brilliant, Jim!
That was my favorite part! 😂
You make me laugh so loud & forget my troubles for a while. THANK YOU, SIR!
Me too Juli😂🤣
Exactly! Well said. I am lying in bed right now crying my eyes out because I am laughing so hard.
That's his MO
I listen these in the middle of the city or in a classroom, snickering silently and smiling all the time😁 its great, he's awesome. Always wondering if people think they're looking at a high/crazy person... 🤗 Jim G's a Beast!
Underwear "I'm not gonna take your crap anymore" lol You kill me Jim!
Everyday I wake up and think...is it “Jim Gaffigan time”....ah it’s half past “Jim Gaffigan” I slept in! As we don’t have a concept of what day it is...at least we know “Jim” time!! Take care 🇨🇦 ❤️
Where are you from I can’t rlly tell
Sue I love your words here! As America's democracy is under extreme stress Jim's humor really helps me to keep my perspective and to regain my smile and healthy humor. Thanks
Jim, you are THE BEST. There is no upper age limit to your wonderful humor. Thank you, an 83 year old admirer.
Toilet belt!!!
No one ever gives credit to Jim’s “alter ego” character comments. Those perfectly positioned whispers in between his lines are what makes him so unique as a comedian! No one else does this- totally unique to the great Jim Gaffigan- pure genius!!
I love when the "alter ego" says 'He better not [x]" and then he immediately uses it to segue into a new topic.
Loads of people do.
I watch you again and again, Jim, and it never gets old. I love it when you crack yourself up. The better mood you are in the better the show. Maybe I'll get to see you in person some day. That would be cool...see your show, meet your family, share food at a backyard bbq... God bless you.
My walk today took twice as long bc listening to the COMPILATIONS I had to stop every few minutes as I doubled over in laughter!
Which probably was a spectacle for anyone to witness. 😂 too funny.
Thank you for all the belly laughs you have given me during the pandemic--you are really generous to your fans!! Bless you.
Such a hilarious man!!! It looks effortless, but I know better. I so enjoy your humor!
I love your self-deprecating sense of humour, but I'm most impressed by your clean language. That shows an old-fashioned respect for your audience and makes you a "one-in-a-million"!
One hell of a career! I’ve never laughed so hard. My ribs hurt so bad! I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m out of shape! Thank you Jim! You’re a life saver!
Very intelligent, and smart.
Made me laugh out loud many times.
"It's like giving a blind person a microscope" 😂😂😂
I literally have covid right now and am laying in bed watching this and choking to death, I’m laughing so hard. Thanks, Jim, for keeping us going throughout the pandemic and onward! ❤️
You still with us?
good time to brush up on your English - it's "lying in bed" not laying
@@jlforrest72how pompous 😥 They are literally lying in bed sick and you try to act as if you are the self appointed Grammar Police?!
The best stand up guy in the biz.
I totally love Jim! So hilarious! I’ll just keep watching reruns. It’s important to laugh every day. Thank you Jim!
I appreciate and am grateful for the humor you share, makes the day seem like I'm having extra ice cream
Oh Jim, If you only knew what a gem you are. 😂
Clean comedy and utterly ridiculously funny!!
I am home with covid and you are helping me. I haven't laughed this hard in awhile. Thank you precious pale one!
Hi, hope you have recovered! 😊👍
He is comic gold.
@J Men have a water
Always end my day with a laugh. Thanks Jim.
I begin with a laugh
Jesse Gardner i start mine!
I middle with a laugh
Or Sarah millican
Any time is a good time for Jim’s jokes.
My husband would always take our 4 daughters to Victoria's Secret with him to buy me gifts. He had the perfect line when walking in the store with them. He'd say a bit loudly when walking in, "OK let's buy something for mom!". Once he was in VS at Christmas time & of course he brought our 4 daughters with him. He was standing in the checkout line when apparently my oldest daughter who was in the bra section asked him what my bra size was. My husband is trying to be discreet so he tries to mouth my size but she didn't understand what he was saying so he whispered it. She still didn't hear him but apparently the guy in line behind him did because my husband heard the guy say "damn"! I think my husband just turned to the guy & grinned. Lol. 🤣😂
"Can't control who I turn on at this point". Flaunt it Jim. 😂
Thank you for caring about us out here being able to laugh every day.
You know a comedian has written a bunch of clothing jokes when he can put together a 20 minute compilation on clothing.
My birthday suit needs more suit, too!
One of Jim's best videos!
There are tears coming out of my eyes. 😓
That last segment had me in tears 😭😂 great way to end the day !!!
Jim you look like a real parent....exhausted.
When you can find this much fun in shoes and socks, youre gonna have a good life.
"Is there a slipper section? I just need to get between places where I'm sitting down."
A most excellent compilation, sir! You're a very funny guy! I especially like how you fit in responses to your bits. . .
This is one of the most hilarious of Jim s comedy
I attended his show a few years ago. Oh my...my face hurt from laughing. Love Jim Gaffigan.
This is the best compilation so far, though it hits home far too often.
Anyone ever notice that their XL clothing turns into XXL clothing over time. You think you fit into XL because you still fit into those clothes, but when you go shopping... well you don't.
I always figure that the people actually making the clothes are actually a size 3 and have no idea what an XL looks like. And with Covid we're supposed to buy without trying on? I guess the tags better give an accurate size measurement.
No kidding! My husband buys me jewelry and clothes. I wear a t-shirt and mask at work. Apparently he thinks I still work in an office and can leave the house.
@@nancybrown8338 there's no where to go, at least besides work in the grocery store. The vet.
Yet another benefit to shopping at thrift stores :P
Jim, might I suggest:
3:01 "My birthday suit needs more suit"
"And fewer birthdays!"
“Who has the time to enjoy a robe?”
I happen to be wearing a robe while watching this
With the monsters right?
Whispering: "Hey buddy, I'm wearing a robe right now."
Congratulations.
Ducks in a ROW!
After shower what do you wear? A robe
I happen to be listening to this joke while I read your comment
I enjoy my robe during the winter. But, that "toilet belt" line is right on.
Yeah when you use the bathroom while wearing your robe you gotta be careful lmao
Don't ever change, Jim!
Jim you’re a genius and I enjoy all your comedy 🎭, just discovered you recently and can’t believe I never heard of you. 🤗 your family must be lol 😂 all the time.
Jim, thank you for these compilations! I believe my sanity and health are definitely strengthened daily with your humor. I sincerely hope you and your family aren't struggling during this pandemic. God bless you.
Love the "voice of highly critical audience member" lolll
You're brilliant Jim. Just the end I needed to my week. Greetings from a cold and wet Ireland 🇮🇪
Since discovering this guy (I miss laughing alongside my kids watching him, I hope it happens again), he sort of either makes me want to throw in the towel with my own stand-up...and at the same time is an incredible inspiration. One thing is for sure though...and that is my body has become more of one (or several) of his jokes than a body I once was glad was not a concern when it applied to his jokes. Thank you bacon, signed, water chestnut the 3rd.
The untucked shirt. Lmaoooooo 🤣🤣🤣
Jim you’re in shape..
..round is a shape
Yeah, just like purple is a fruit.
lol
If you see this Mister Gaffigan
🍾🥂 cheers.
Where are my manners? You too Steve!
Good show! 😂😂😂😂
Thank you for the heart felt laughter. I needed it. By the way, I try not to watch you on TH-cam unless I'm absolutely sure I have nothing to do for the next couple of hours (at least), because I get hooked and never seem to have enough of your vids.
You're the most hilarious comic in my eyes!
You are hilarious! You are my new favourite comedian. I could listen to you all day!
Jim: who has the time to enjoy a robe!?
Pandemic: I gotchu, fam. I’ll give you ALL the time in the world 😈😈😈
Been watching you since hot pockets, great man!
Seeing someone comment “First time seeing you without glasses, not that bad looking.” is the PERFECT Jim Gaffigan comment.
That was an awesome compilation of great jokes!!!
Totally made me laugh , after a long day
You know, thinking about it; my bathrobe might be the oldest, favorite thing I actually own. It's never gone gross, or "crunchy" like some cheaper terry cloth towels; and it's a ridiculous color, burgundy. Love it.
Jim murdered me with that suspender bit, not sure I can ever leave the house again
Good show, you hit that outta the park! Well it's like the show is setting at one end of an air mattress and you landed on the other end.
Jim always cheers me up.
It's not really covid time anymore, but I still watch you Jim for free. Feeling a bit guilty, but not really. One of the best free thing is a good bargain. Yeah, top comedy is still by Gaffigan!
Jom Gaffigan is the only thing getting me through this pandemic....well, Jim and ice cream!
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Jim likes this comment wow so surprising ice cream was the bait!
I remember getting a top for a gift that was Red and White stripped. I looked like a popcorn vendor in it. I promptly managed to lose it(on purpose).
"Fat out of clothes"....uh yes, actually quite a few during stay at home time. Its been a shock to put on clothes with buttons and zippers....
"toilet belt." Genius!
Jim: "Who has the time to enjoy a robe?"
Quarantine: "Hold my beer."
Yep!
Come on, I was gonna say that!!
Hold my COVID 19
@@josepacheco5008 That ship done sailed😉
Gee, Marybeth, how do you come up with these? Hilariously original.
"Oh, I'm a fatass. Well, time for a burrito."
I felt this, only for me it's cheesecake lol
Yes
Just yes
Or a small bag of M&Ms.
Haha! Thanks, Jim!
Love you JIM. Don’t stay away.
Long live Jim Gaffigan!! You make me laugh so hard. Thank you for your compilations. You are a standup guy in more ways than one.
Is there any other comedian who gets laughs every 3 seconds??
One of my nieces stayed with me last winter while my lady was staying with me, we were remodeling and upgrading her 103 year old home. One night while her and I were doing laundry, while pulling laundry out of the drier I reached in and pulled something out to fold next.....it was a tong pantie....I held them up and gave my lady an approval sound, she informed me that those belonged to my niece. I threw them back into the drier, my niece then came thru the door and I asked her about the undies, she said I'm 17 uncle, I said " I 've seen more cloth on an eye patch". My lady burst out laughing, my niece was embarrassed and I was bewildered. Laundry with the kids with us is usually some sort of adventure.
Threat of "getting a Lump of Coal for Christmas" has long been replaced with "Fruitcake and Underwear".
I used to love fruitcake.
@@MisssKayy I still do!
Thank you for sharing your talent at this time of chaos. Humor is like washing your hands. I don't know why.
And commenting on videos is like wrestling a mallard. And like you, MLHE I, I don't know why.
This is super-good.
Love ya, Jim. Millions of others do too.
@Lee why do you wonder about that?
@Lee - on Trump's watch.
Needed this today. Thank you
I could see the slippers joke working for sandals too. "What do you wanna call these things we wear in the sand?" "Uhh... Sandals"
Timberlands for a 5 month old. I can relate. Someone bought my 6 month old a black leather jacket. Over $100!! Just seemed crazy!
Seemed ???????
Like the Marshall’s tag that says “why spend $150” for a child’s sweater. Not why but who? Who spends $150 for boys size sweater that needs to be dry cleaned only. On the clearance rack for $5….machine wash/dry.
Bet the kid looked cute, though 😉
@@marylhere Rich people gotta spend their money on something. And they're not that bright so, yeah.
@@joanlittlefield4107 He joined a tricycle gang.
I love your comedy! Family friendly and you are funny! Thanks for the laugh! So appreciate you! Your giving a precious gift!
So so true about clothes not being a good gift. My mom refuses to buy me anything my size. It's always the size she wishes I was. Always, always. 100% of the time. Never ever my size.
Buy mom something that happens to fit you perfectly.
Tell her NO MORE CLOTHES!!! My daughters did this to me, they hate everything I choose.
I got over it!
I loved what my mom gave me, she had taste and I don't. Sometimes I'd open it and think, "I don't know..." but then I'd put it on and think, "Damn! I look good in this!" I sure do miss her.
Love his humor. From real life.
You are my fave standup comedian! Love you, Jim!
I can’t forget seeing Jim’s big-screen debut on Comedy Central Presents! One of the jokes that’s etched in my mind is, incidentally, about clothing: “I gotta go to the post office... But then, I gotta put on pants... They’re only open till nine...”
The "Fatting out of clothes" routine is hitting very close to home right now thanks to Covid, emotional eating and the closure of public swimming pools (my previous main exercise.)
It’s hit home 100% for me!
It's NOT COVID ... it's EATING TOO much FOOD. < news flash.
Stop with the excuses and go on a low-carb diet, I did after praying about it forgot to give me the answer of how to lose weight, and now I have lost 62 pounds.
Jim, thank you for your comedy and all the videos you've been posting. I've seen all of your specials and a ton of your videos.
.
A side note: I watch a lot of your videos at bedtime because I want to go to sleep happy.
Doing that right now 😊
I watch his videos before I go to sleep too!
Yes
Yes same
Yes lady! Me too!
Absolutely love Jim.
“You never know when a hike might break out ...”
🖕🏿
"Hey! I got an idea, how about we make a coat out of a towel?"..🤣🤣🤣 hilarious...
I'm from Portland Oregon and he is right about the Pacific Northwest hiking clothes joke. A hike very well could break out at any moment.
Thanks, Jim. From one XXL guy to another!
Thank you for your comedy. An especially big thanks for lifting our spirits during the Pandemic.
Love your comedy, makes me forget my problems.
Visually unpleasing the way Gaffigan says visually unpleasing I find it funny as hell