Best Fast Food Jokes Compilation | Jim Gaffigan
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- The best fast food jokes of Jim Gaffigan! LET ME KNOW YOUR FAVORITE joke/chunk IN THE COMMENTS BELOW. PALE TOURIST is NOW streaming on Amazon Prime. Check out Canadian American and Spanish American by clicking here bit.ly/JGPaleTourist
:38 "Donut Ham Hamburger"
1:15 "Value Meals"
1:39 "Delivery"
4:05 "Cinnabon"
5:40 "In Front of a Vegetarian"
5:56 "KFC & Popeyes"
7:37 "Dunkin Donuts"
9:29 "Fast Food Shame"
11:56 "Ketchup Packets"
16:25 "Waffle House"
18:30 "That's McDonald's"
27:49 "Domino's"
31:28 "Subway"
38:22 "Yum Yum Donuts"
38:48 "Tim Hortons"
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Asian American (Full Set)- bit.ly/JGAsianAmerican
Florida Man (Full Set)- bit.ly/JGFloridaMan
Run with Bulls bit.ly/JGRunwithBulls
Ontario vs Quebec bit.ly/JGOntario
Spanish Superstitions bit.ly/JGSuperstition
Canadian Map bit.ly/JGCanadaMap
Tapas bit.ly/JGTapas
Moose bit.ly/JGMoose
Tourists bit.ly/JGTourist
Halifax Donair bit.ly/JGDonair
Rodeo bit.ly/JGRodeo
Drake Story bit.ly/JGDrake
QUALITY TIME
Marathons bit.ly/JGMarathons
Horses bit.ly/JGHorses
Appendix bit.ly/JGAppendix
Museums bit.ly/JGMuseum
Lying bit.ly/JGLying
Dog Birthdays bit.ly/JGDogBirthday
Cold Weather bit.ly/JGColdWeather
NOBLE APE:
Japan vs China bit.ly/JGJapan
My Wife's Brain Tumor bit.ly/JGBrainTumor
Massages & Saunas bit.ly/JGMassage
Pope bit.ly/JGPope
My Least Favorite Doctor bit.ly/JGWorstDoctor
UK vs US bit.ly/JGUSAvCanada
CINCO
Morning Person bit.ly/JGMorning
Fish are Gross bit.ly/JGFishGross
Steak is Manly bit.ly/JGSteak
Hiking bit.ly/JGHiking
Idiot Abroad bit.ly/JGIdiotAbroad
Easier to be a Guy bit.ly/JGBeaGuy
Big Family bit.ly/JGBigFamily
OBSESSED
Bars: bit.ly/JGBars
Weddings bit.ly/JGWeddingsyay
Victoria's Secret bit.ly/JGSecret
Seafood bit.ly/JGSeafood
Donuts bit.ly/JGDonuts
Bath vs Shower bit.ly/JGBathvShower
Can't Stop Eating bit.ly/JGstopeating
MR. UNIVERSE
Vitamins bit.ly/JGVitamins
Whales bit.ly/JGWhales
Fitness Goals bit.ly/JGFitnessGoals
Home Birth bit.ly/JGHomebirth
McDonald's bit.ly/JGMcDonalds
Big Family bit.ly/3a6HW0L
Disney bit.ly/JGDisney
KING BABY
Jesus & Apostles bit.ly/JGJesus
Camping bit.ly/JGCamping
Bacon bit.ly/JGBacon
Fried Chicken bit.ly/JGFriendChicken
Waffle House bit.ly/JGWaffleHouse
BEYOND THE PALE
Hot Pockets bit.ly/JGHotPocket
I'm Korean bit.ly/JGKorean
Doing Nothing bit.ly/JGDoingNothing
Out To Dinner bit.ly/JGOutToDinner
Cake bit.ly/JGCakes
Jesus bit.ly/JGJesusinshape
Vegetarian bit.ly/JGVegetarian
SUPER OLD
Manatee bit.ly/JGManatee
Caroline's Comedy Hr bit.ly/JGCarolines
Glasses bit.ly/JGGLasses
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Toast bit.ly/JGToast
Burger bit.ly/JGBurger
Pork bit.ly/JGPork
Hotdog & Eggs bit.ly/JGHotDogs
Pizza bit.ly/JGPizzaLGC
Pasta bit.ly/JGPasta
Hot Dog Fest bit.ly/JGHotDogFest
THE MIKE & PAT SHOW: (the next Pewdiepie or Roblox addicts challenge)
Daddy Dog bit.ly/JGDaddyDog
Hot Pocket bit.ly/JGMPHotPocket
Spaghettios bit.ly/JGSPaghettios
Liverwurst bit.ly/JGLiverwust
Twinkies bit.ly/JGTwinkies
Fluff bit.ly/JGFluff
Vegemite bit.ly/JGVegimite
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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles. - บันเทิง
I’m having one of the worse days and he’s lifted my spirits
All better
Broke my hip nine days ago in nursing home for rehab I watch this guy because laughter is the best medicine I truly believe this will help me get healed up and get out of here and get back home quicker love this guy
Hope you heal quickly ❤️
3 years sober from an 13 years coke addiction! Hope you stayed clean bud! Give us an update
Laughter is poison...
Reason:
You can choke in laughter
Smiling gives wrinkles, resting bitch face is where it’s at
He is a national treasure. I hope your better now.💪
@@kleptocat2478 and yet youre here watching standup. Come on bro. Dont be that guy.
Jim’s delivery on McDonalds made me cry. He’s brilliant! So diverse. And.....hardly any swearing.
"That's still McDonalds!"
Reminded me of "Three Amigos" and El Guapo. In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be *the actual* El Guapo!”
We don't mind swearing
@@FlowerGirl.MN50The real problem for a stand-up comedian would be, profanity through out a set doesn't necessarily make their material funny... In fact, the real challenge for a stand-up comedian is working reasonably "clean"...This separates real talent from mediocrity... Because it's a lot harder writing and doing material, that isn't peppered with F-bombs and expletives, than it is to write mediocre quality material, that even kids or grandma & grandpa, and the rest of the family could listen to....Jim Gaffigan has this kind of talent....
The waffle house bit is one of the best I've ever heard........."just think of a gas station bath room that serves waffles" Priceless.
I love the “audience voice” he does 😂😂😂😂😂
He’s his own best heckler.
That's one of my favorite parts of his routines!
😁😂
The disillusioned audience member is the best bit
Jim. My heart is on my sleeve here.
you’ve got me through migraines, depression, sleepless nights, and never ending days.
Thank you, Mr. Gaffigan.
Jim Gaffigan is a godsend. Regarding sleepless nights, try a good quality magnesium and vitamin d. Totally saved me, I tell everyone I can
@@rebeccamcroberts5486 love magnesium for sleep but love medicated brownies even more 😉👍
Same 💜
Hey dear💛 hear back from you and may God continue to shower his blessings upon you, I hope you’re staying safe
I'm doing good can't complain either thanks for asking.. Hope everything is going well with you ?
@@NZKiwi87 Oh, like the kind with 420 Calories? :)
Jim, you are the only comedian that I can watch, hear the same jokes over again and still laugh like heck. It's the delivery, you are a master at it. Thank you and God bless.
I discovered Jim Gaffigan when I was 12, that was 13 years ago and he is still the funniest person out there. It’s even more enjoyable now that I’m a dad
Word
This man
Is undeniable comedian
💪🌎🙏
Hey man that's so cool. I would never have guessed that a 12 year old would like his comedy. Not sure why I thought that...
Now that you're an adult, time to try some of the hard drugs now.. Chappell
Filth isn't adult.....🤫@@petertosh4748
Damn, time flies.
“Order panic” is a real thing 🤣🤣
I always rehearse my order XD
synonymous with stagefright in my mind....i had a short stint having to rehearse scripts. i was so phobic about forgetting my lines.
Yep!!
Kay kids, say what you want. Bug eyes looking at you, it's supposed to be fast and easy... you are making this hard!!!
“Scarlett Johanson got a hair cut why do I give a shit” killed me. I don’t think I’ve ever heard Jim cuss it cut me off guard and I loved it.
Read this before he said it and it was so subtle I honestly wouldn't have noticed. Ironman made "shit" socially acceptable so blame him.
Ba Da Ba Ba Ba... I regretted it!
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Are you celebrating Festivas with your profile pic?
@@zippydooda lmao. No that’s my company logo. I clean windows in Canada with a telescopic extendable water fed pole, revolutionary technology. 3rd story windows cleaned without getting on a ladder.
That’s a great episode of Seinfeld though.
The fact that Jim Gaffigan was raised on McDonald’s and turned out to be this awesome should be used as marketing by them.
The inner voice - outer monologue is what makes jim so hilarious. Naturally funny guy. I’ll always support everything he puts out!!
I think he stole that from Eddie Izzard. Does it just as well, though. I'm not complaining about more comedians using that trick - it's a good trick.
HIS " VERBLES"😀😀...."slendiferriss"😭😭😭@me!
You nailed it. Same here :)
You seem smart as hell too, just by recognizing "The inner voice - outer monologue" is a sign that you are. I mean the way you first realized it and then put it in words. You seem very educated as well. I love you lol. jk
not kidding.
Would YOU still support HIM if he came up with plans for a space station with a giant eye, capable of destroying PLANETS??
I WOULD
@@blackneos940 lol sure! I would
The best part of this is when he breaks down the Other Mcdonald's we fool ourselves about. Pure philosophy right there.
Genius!
You're my #1 Primary Care Physician providing the best medicine for the body and soul and without any expletives. You rock, doc!
My girlfriend and I have done Gaffigan comedy special marathons and we both end up laughing so hard that we have tears running down our face and getting the hiccups! 😂 We’ve seen these specials before on our own individually... and it doesn’t matter...we will still crack up and have to pause the show!
There’s nothing more therapeutic than having a great friend and some great comedy to get through some tough times.
❤❤🎉🎉😅😅
Extremely talented comedian. Can’t get enough Gaffigan!
Talented wife too who is not getting enough credit.
You gaffican't get enough badumtss
Me either😂
The fact that he’s spent 40 minutes just talking about fast food is comedy gold itself! Love you Jim! ❤️
Well, that is because fast food is funny. Trust me, I managed a Wendy's for nearly a decade. Some of my encounters were legendary. Not just the customers, employees as well. Management can also be a real trip. I did also get the chance to meet both Dave and Wendy Thomas. They were both exemplary people.
Favorite all-time comidian
The horse jokes are the best 😂
@@curtisfranzen986 wow u met Wendy?
McDonald's Egg McMuffin, hash brown, small coffee is one of the best ways to start the day. worth every penn ~ 8.38 in Calif.
Good guy Jim releasing material on TH-cam during the pandemic. Not all heroes wear capes.
" Not all heroes wear capes" Good one...can I use it ? ....
@Misan tropo What's your Paypal ID....I'll send the money (5K) straight through!
Laughter is medicine
@@sigmacentauri6191 Laughter is the best medicine: Unless You're asthmatic -in which case: It's Ventolin!
all cucks think ppl are hero’s to easy.
Jim & his wife are geniuses 🎉😂❤
"Chip, chop, chip" HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That expression gets me every time!!!
It is a testament to his immense talent that he makes people laugh without using foul or vulgar language when most successful comedians today use absolutely vile language.
I love Jim, don't get me wrong....but the reason he'll never be close to the GOAT of comedy is due to his commitment to the safe and clean.
To be a true GOAT, you have to be willing to offend sensitive people who let words offend them. Language is neutral, there's no such thing as vulgar, vile, or foul language. If a person uses "foul" language with tact and wit it's incredible. George Carlin won over Roman Catholic nuns with his comedy that contained "bad words", because they were intelligent enough to see what he was doing.
The world isn't safe and clean, thus I like my comedy to reflect the reality I live in.....Just a thought.
@@M1ster.Fr3sh disagree language is ‘neutral’. You can’t let your friend call your wife or mother a f#%@# bi&#@^ can you? Or your kids to call you a limpd&$# in front of their friends if you ask them to clean up their room! Or can you?
I never watch the ones that use f, b , c words or/and say demeaning things about women. Its filth, and I will never understand why anyone would laugh at demeaning another human being. The fact that some make very good money insulting half the worlds popuaation is a clear indication that sexism(hate toward women by males,) is PC. It is a relief to realize there are talented comics that never use filth.
Exactly!
@@M1ster.Fr3shwrong look at Jerry Seinfeld! 😘
"We all know Jared from Subway. He seems like a good guy."
Boy, how times have changed since that line.
Yeah, almost all of his material ages well but not the Jared stuff.
Living in the Netherlands, I am completely unaware of Jared from Subway. Did I miss much?
Oh, I just searched 'jared from subway' .... Nevermind. Ew.
@@ClaudeSac right? 🤢
Jim is the best comedian ever
Jim Gaffigan, you're the funniest comedian I've ever heard. What makes your comedy so special is you're absolutely right on the mark. You say what most of us think. And who posted the remark about laughter being the best medicine was right on as well. We live in a time where laughter is a much needed thing.(there isn't a whole lot to laugh about these days) and Jim Gaffigan provides that. God bless ya Jim!
I love that he can take something as innocent as food & make it funny as hell. XD
So simple Brilliant
Only Jim's Comedy could fill my heart with joy while making me feel like my arteries are hardening.💘
Pi
Hey
@@LoniLoni11 Profiterole.
@jimgaffigan it's hilarious that you said thanks to someone who said you make him feel like his arteries are hardening!!!
@jimgaffigan thank you Jim for keeping us laughing through all of this.
Laughter really is the best medicine!
How is it possible for someone to be so funny? Thank goodness for you Jim. We especially needed you now.
Those Jared jokes play so differently now yet still hilarious 😂
Hey
@jimgaffigan you are one truly funny guy!!! but we already knew that
(disclaimer: i did stand-up in LA from 85-91) ps: just subbed
Lol yes it does
@@jdmagicmusic do you even know where you are?
@@TrySomeFentanyl yes and i know that you seem to be a troll...
This guy is timeless dont mater when u hear it its always funny
@R. Schowiada71 shut up
yup. dont mater.
I can watch him over and over again and crack up.
ima be honest the only reason I liked this comment was so I could be the 300th one to do so
*almost* timeless. "We all like Jared; he seems like a good guy." (36:32)
Jim Gaffigan needs a late night talk show. Let's go.
Yes yes yes!!!!!
I didn't even know Jim was into math ... apparently he's all over pie
That sound yumzees
@@chelseywinters1825 cringe
Jim was a math major in college and the president of his fraternity....IATA-PI :-)
@@davidinvenio3094 I always thought he majored in cake and he was the president of a way-too-Fastfood chain?
Apparently McMuffnigans is highly thought of in Naura .
@@davidinvenio3094 maybe that's why he is so frat.
I love that his fast food compilation is 40 minutes long lol.
Makes me hungry every time
Me too!
Bet
I don't care what people think about me I love McDonald's lol
40 minutes? Lol. That’s a whole special in itself.
Jim gaffigan is definitely on my top 3 favorite comedians in the entire world! 😊❤
Jim Gaffigan is one of the funniest and most relatable comics ever! would love to met him sometime
I have been so down for the last few months and your videos give me a reason to laugh out loud. Thank you Jim Gaffigan. You are the best.
Me too,Yvette.
@@karifredrikson8492 yes you are also the best
I am terminally I’ll and have been watching and rewatching Jim Gaffigan.
I feel he is healing as well.
@@bobbeflint667 God bless you & hope you get well soon, never lose hope! Praying for you 🙏
@@adrianpena677 thank you Lord Bless you
Jim has probably kept hundreds of people from dying. Laughter feels so good.....comedians also contribute to society.
The time of this series of videos was a crazy time, and I thank you for being there, helping us through it, Jim. You're a top act.
Have I watched Beyond the Pale a minimum of five times? Yes. Did I still laugh until I threw up (I'm currently sick)? Also yes. My God, Jim. I love you! Thank you for helping with my depression!!
Funny
Have I watched Mr. Universe a minimum of 12 times? Yes.
Take care and keep the faith.
Was it the cove?
Your story was SICK!
I mean, it was great...
When I noticed this was 40 minutes I thought I wouldn't watch the whole thing but it felt like 5. These are still funny.
This was 40 minutes???
I call BS too! No way that was 40 minutes & IDGAF what the video says :)
This video was so funny I was literally crying at one point. Love Jim Gaffigan’s sense of humor!
You are truly an elite comedian Jim. Non-stop laughter from people of all ages.
I feel he got really deep when he talked about how everything is "MacDonalds'. That was deep Jim! Love it, you're so funny.
From a person who used to work at McDonald's, that ketchup packet thing is real.
Freekin customers don’t get me started
I hope your children are well-fed. Truly worried about your ketchup packet reserves.
They’re even worse about mayo, like it’s made of gold.
I’ve seen this so many times, along with all his other complications and I laugh every time like I’ve heard it for the first time!🤣🤣 Such comedic genius!
Laff ass of !
Give Jim any topic and he'll say so many jokes about it that there's no room for anyone else to add anything to it. Genius! I could listen to him talk about fries for an hour straight and enjoy every second of it. Anything really. Even "Horses" lol.
I am an African American female that has been watching this guy for many years. Watching these I am still rolling. His jokes are timeless.
No need to mention your color because you like a white comedian. That’s what divides us.
@@christopher5863 Literally, just read your statement, please, forgive me for my late reply. All comments are welcomed, by me, even yours and that's how I get into trouble by embracing dialog. Let me clarify that I only mentioned my race because there was a comment made by another person on here, "I guess I don't really find him funny cause his humor is for white people." Therefore, I felt an obligation to defend his funny. Furthermore, his overall appearance is part of what makes him hilarious. He is unapologetically him and actually picks on himself about everything including his own weight, eating habits and his pale skin amongst other things that I find absolutely brilliant. Refreshing to see someone not take themselves so seriously, in a time, when everyone is obsessed with appearances. Anyway it was to my surprise to read the comment about his jokes being for white folks, again, that's why I made my comment about being African American. My apologies for any person that was offended or bothered by my statement that is never my intention.
I've heard all these jokes a dozen times. Still funny.
On this hilarious about the cinabon
I can just repeat all the lines
It's Jim, he's a genius. And his delivery is on point everytime.
Fax
A baker's dozen!
Love you Jim. Honestly you're the single greatest comedian around because of how you describe daily things that literally everyone thinks or says. Thanks for the laughs and not offending anyone with jokes you make "ridiculous"🙄🙄
I loved the McDonald's bit. I worked there for 5 years and everytime someone would act outraged by how unhealthy the food is, I wanted to ask them if they were in denial about where they were lol.
Lol that’s like someone walking into a candy store and complaining everything has too much sugar in it 🤣
@@banhammer3904 we do now!
My workmates and I spend our lunch breaks (as we work from home) watching these clips together (on zoom). Love you Jim - from Vancouver, where we squeeze two weeks' worth of rain into one week!
a bright point in the day is definately something to look forward to for me. i love gaffigan. he is so universally appealing.😄
"Yea.. do you have a shovel back there?" 😆
Killed me🤣🤣🤣
Thank you Jim for making me laugh every morning when I go to work and after work.
When I have a bad day, I watch your videos to put a smile.
The McDonalds jokes are brilliant!
We love Jim Gaffigan.
When we have family gatherings and someone rattles on with a story,
we say, "chip chop chip".
They get the message to keep it moving.
I also almost coughed up a munchkin - the gateway doughnut 😂
Tim Fronimos ; over here it's: Chop-chop! - slightly quicker
@@clivewells7090 you did not get the joke...
@@vroxxzz ...which was...
Chop-Chop!
@@clivewells7090 sigh 🙄 right I'll clue you in because you're clearly out to sea, here. It's a reference to one of Gaffigans own food jokes where he says "chip chop chip". Just do a TH-cam search with that phrase to get clued in. Glad to to have helped👍. please don't don't continue trying to convince us that "chop chop" is in any way unique and/or a hyper-efficient alternative - everyone knows and uses this phrase already, "chip chop chip" is made up by Gaffigan.
Dear Jim , please keep us laughing, you are so essential!1
Back in 1998 I was in highschool, a friend of mine & I would stay up & watch premium blend and comedy central presents... and other stand up shows at the time. Jim was on one of them one time when we were watching & we were crying laughing. We made sure to remember his name,so we can look out for him on other shows. Whenever he would pop up on the Tonight Show or Late Night we would call each other & say "remember that guy with the Mexican food joke"? When Beyond the Pale came out I was so excited to go buy it. Thanks for all the good memories, Jim!!
When I'm down I come to Jim to make me laugh and feel lots better. Thanks a lot buddy.
Jim is the best comedian
I Have always liked you brother! But your TH-cam videos the last couple of months have really lightened things up for me during a tough time. Thank you Sir
Jim Gaffigan and John Pinette are by FAR my two favorite comedians no contest
The ripping on Subway was so dead on. And he even foreshadowed the nightmare of Jared with the sociopath reference.
I’m a young guy , I can enjoy sick & dirty comedy but I really really appreciate side splitting humor that theoretically could be told in church. ( I’m not religious) it’s very refreshing. 🎉
Jim is the first comedian that I got to see perform in person. My favorite!
Thank you Jim for posting daily. We need this more than anything right now... a reminder to laugh and love!
Domino’s effect was absolute magic. That is what you call a professional execution of a well built joke. I got asthma from it I was laughing so hard.
I think most people hear a joke and just laugh, they’re unable to see the layers of genius. JG’s jokes are masterfully built like a brick house. Each layer is sculpted just right. He doesn’t give away the joke until he’s fleshed it out…all while adding a casual ‘slob’ layer to make it look like it was just thought up on the spot. Absolute genius.
I literally cried from laughing so much! He's hilarious!!!
80 iq probably
Your comment is funnier than anything he said.
Thanks again for helping us laugh when we forgot how, Jim. Love to you and stay safe. Comedians are essential.
“Salsa is the Mexican ketchup, marinara is the Italian ketchup, British food is terrible”
Jim gaffigan all time favorite. Thanks for bringing joy and laughter on the long road trips.
Comedy without the f word. Brilliant
"Waffle House" I hope Jim has the time to read this. In the 90s I played in an R&B band that traveled the south in a greyhound tour bus with 8 bunks on it. After playing 4 sets and packing up the gear we often hit a Waffle House. One night, (or morning I should say), we went in a Waffle House and sat for about 20 minutes. (Of course we had been drinking), no one helped us. Finally the sax player got up, discovered the one waitress and one cook drunk in the back. He then preceded to cook us all breakfast! It was great! We put $50 on the table when we left. I wish Jim would have been with us so I could hear him tell the story. Crazy things happen to musicians on the road. I have plenty of stories of drunken chefs in Europe.
Love this!
"I have plenty of stories of drunken chefs in Europe."
Don't we all. Why do you think they serve frogs legs in Paris?! LL 🐸🗼 🙋🏻♀️✝🇨🇦
I've heard of drunk Surgeons. Lovely time to be drunk. And they OPERATE on people like that.
Come by at 6:30 and we will grill and have cocktails, for you. We could all use some cheering up.😊🙋♀️🌸
blackneos940 It’s ok. Settle down. 🙏
I can't believe...., why do I like to read the comments so much. I just read and read and ...... 😳
Am I the only one?
This was my favorite of yours Jim. Absolutely hilarious!
Only one? Nope!
No. You’re not the only one.
I totally read the comments. It's like sitting and watching a movie with someone else only I don't have to selflessly share my popcorn with you when you run out. LL 🍿🍿 🙋🏻♀️✝🇨🇦
No, you're not!!
One of the funniest comedians ever! 😂
My favorite comic hands down.
My tonic and antidepressant for the day. Jim Gaffigan, keep doing what you're doing, you are brightening lives!
After 2 minutes..I checked how long will this be .. it said 40 minutes plus.. I almost cried in joy and happiness.. I laid back further and lit another blunt.. #heaven
I love this guy! No swearing and he's so funny !
Jim Gaffigan is the greatest comedian on earth. Know that self-deprecating humor is the most honest and least insulting. He never says anything to hurt others, doesn't guffaw at his own jokes and no one EVER groans or boos at any of his jokes.
during this horrible time we are in, you bring a bright and happy time in my depressing day. Thank-you so very much for the CLEAN jokes as they are so funny and refreshing.because not everyone likes to hear vulgarity. I even like your jokes about Canada, which you don't go too far in delivering. We like to poke fun at ourselves as well.
I'm sorry, I must have missed what's so horrible about this made up pandemic. Elites don't believe it's real because they refuse to follow their unconstitutional rules. Oh and mandates are NOT LAWS.
No one will ever say better Subway jokes than Jim. Truly the best.
Absolutely love your comedy,your acting to.
You never use profanity, and overly dark material, but by far my favourite stand up comedian.
Thank you so much for all that you share and do Jim,you are a diamond.
Lots of love to you and your family! Thank you for bringing so much joy to the world!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Thank you for keeping me sane during this catastrophe. Listen to these jokes dozens of times and they always make me laugh. Never get tired of them. Timeless classics. Stay safe & best wishes to you & your family.
It's very dangerous to try and drink your coffee while listening to Jim.
You're telling me. I'm drinking a White Russian and it almost came out of nose.
It's dangerous to eat or drink anything while listening to Jim Gaffigan.
I just spit out my coffee during the Popeyes chicken jokes!
half of his internal organs were destroyed...
Hmm, I wish I read this BEFORE I started watching this. Had to change my outfit because I spewed coffee EVERYWHERE. lmao, the other thing I need to remember is to cover my keyboard before drinking something and watching Jim Gaffigan 😂😂
Love his different voices - so talented.
Jim did it this time. I really laughed. KFC jokes were really funny. Thanks for showing the way.
What a riot with the McDonald’s. I’ve heard this 10 times, still laughing
Jim, you are so brilliant! You never fail to make me laugh.
"Dunkin donuts is like AA opened a restaurant" 🤣..too true
He is a family man and tells funny jokes anyone can relate to
I could watch his videos a million times and it would still make me laugh!😆😆😄😄
Hey Jim..................I’m from the UK and to be honest. Find a lot of American comedy quite lame. But absolutely love your stuff. Keep it up. You and yours stay safe and healthy............Take care.
Are you saying Dave Chappelle is lame?!??
He is the GOAT of all comedy right now.
Trust me, we find European comedy about dicks and tea to be suicidal to listen too.
Oh and can’t forget about how terrible america is jokes, the ones you used $80 in gas, gave $100 to your pedophile royals, $50 for your 2 liters of gas you used and $250 for your drink and bread to here for the 50th time how dumb trump is and how smart having a queen in the 21st century. Sounds hilarious, maybe your leaders will let you leave your house next year.
Jim is brilliantly funny. One of the best comedians ever.
Jim Gaffigan gotta be my favorite comedian, he is hilarious 😂 it's like everything he says comes out funny, can't even catch my breath 😅
I never thought I'd see a comedian that liked fast food so much that I just couldn't relate.... but wow! :)
Jim!!!!!
Thank you so much. You have become one of my favorite comedians during the pandemic.
Hope you are healthy and are doing well!
The ketchup bit had me in tears!!
😂the best comedian ever. . . love you, Jim.