Funniest History Jokes | Jim Gaffigan Standup
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- Here is a compilation of the best and funniest History jokes I have told over my standup career!
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:00 - Mount Rushmore
1:13 - Mary Had A Little Lamb
2:38 - Pirates
4:02 - The Vikings
4:37 - King Edward VIII of England
5:59 - The Alamo
7:10 - Columbus
8:46 - Anne Frank
10:07 - The Acadians
11:07 - The Spanish Empire
12:14 - Franco & Hitler
13:55 - Holy Grail
14:48 - Gengis Khan
15:31 - Stalin
16:46 - Peter The Great
17:18 - Ivan The Terrible
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BEST of / FUNNIEST COMPILATION
Animals bit.ly/AnimalsCompilation
Fast Food bit.ly/FastFoodCompilation
Jesus bit.ly/JesusComp
Clothing bit.ly/JGClothingCompilation
Donuts bit.ly/JGDonuts
Stores bit.ly/JGStores
Catholic bit.ly/JGCatholic
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Disney • Best Disney World Joke...
Japan • Best Japan Jokes | Jim...
Fish • The FUNNIEST Fish Joke...
Korean • Best Korean Stand up J...
Nordic • Best Nordic Jokes 2020...
Dogs • Funniest Dog Stand up ...
History • Funniest History Jokes...
Eating • Funniest Eating Jokes ...
Hygene • Funniest Hygiene Stand...
Reading • Funniest Reading Jokes...
HEALTHY & HAPPY Gardening
INTRO bit.ly/HappyandHealthy1
CORN bit.ly/HappyandHealthyCorn
THE PALE TOURIST
Asian American (Full Set) bit.ly/JGAsianAmerican
Florida Man (Full Set) bit.ly/JGFloridaMan
Ontario vs Quebec bit.ly/JGOntario
Superstitions bit.ly/JGSuperstition
Canadian Map bit.ly/JGCanadaMap
Tapas bit.ly/JGTapas
Moose bit.ly/JGMoose
Tourists bit.ly/JGTourist
Halifax Donair bit.ly/JGDonair
Rodeo bit.ly/JGRodeo
Drake Story bit.ly/JGDrake
QUALITY TIME
Marathons bit.ly/JGMarathons
Horses bit.ly/JGHorses
Appendix bit.ly/JGAppendix
Museums bit.ly/JGMuseum
Lying bit.ly/JGLying
Cold Weather bit.ly/JGColdWeather
NOBLE APE
My Wife's Brain Tumor bit.ly/JGBrainTumor
Massages bit.ly/JGMassage
Pope bit.ly/JGPope
My Least Favorite Doctor bit.ly/JGWorstDoctor
UK vs US bit.ly/JGUSAvCanada
CINCO
Morning Person bit.ly/JGMorning
Steak is Manly bit.ly/JGSteak
Hiking bit.ly/JGHiking
Idiot Abroad bit.ly/JGIdiotAbroad
Easier to be a Guy bit.ly/JGBeaGuy
Big Family bit.ly/JGBigFamily
OBSESSED
Weddings bit.ly/JGWeddingsyay
Victoria's Secret bit.ly/JGSecret
Can't Stop Eating bit.ly/JGstopeating
MR. UNIVERSE
Vitamins bit.ly/JGVitamins
Whales bit.ly/JGWhales
Fitness Goals bit.ly/JGFitnessGoals
Home Birth bit.ly/JGHomebirth
Big Family bit.ly/3a6HW0L
Disney bit.ly/JGDisney
KING BABY
Camping bit.ly/JGCamping
Bacon bit.ly/JGBacon
BEYOND THE PALE
Hot Pockets bit.ly/JGHotPocket
Doing Nothing bit.ly/JGDoingNothing
Out To Dinner bit.ly/JGOutToDinner
Cake bit.ly/JGCakes
Vegetarian bit.ly/JGVegetarian
SUPER OLD
Manatee bit.ly/JGManatee
Glasses bit.ly/JGGLasses
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Toast bit.ly/JGToast
Burger bit.ly/JGBurger
Pork bit.ly/JGPork
Hotdog & Eggs bit.ly/JGHotDogs
Pizza bit.ly/JGPizzaLGC
Hot Dog Fest bit.ly/JGHotDogFest
Meatball Parm bit.ly/JGMeatball
Peas & Corn bit.ly/JGPeasandCorn
Mikey Takes Over bit.ly/JGMikey
Oatmeal Soup bit.ly/JGOatmeal
Garbage Plate bit.ly/JGGarbagePlates
Chicken Fillet bit.ly/JGChickenFilet
KC BBQ bit.ly/JGKansasCBBQ
Bacon Wrapped Steaks bit.ly/JGBaconWrapped
THE MIKE & PAT SHOW: (next Pewdiepie or Roblox addicts challenge)
Hot Pocket bit.ly/JGMPHotPocket
Spaghettios bit.ly/JGSPaghettios
Liverwurst bit.ly/JGLiverwust
Fluff bit.ly/JGFluff
Vegemite bit.ly/JGVegimite
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JIM EATS THE WORLD (mukbang asmr local food)
St.Louis Pizza bit.ly/JimEatsTheWorld
KC BBQ bit.ly/JGKCBBQ
Garbage Plate bit.ly/JGGarbagePlate
Polish Boy bit.ly/JGPolishboy
Spain bit.ly/JGSpainJETW
Colombia bit.ly/JGColombia
Paella bit.ly/JGPaella
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There’s not many comedians who can have me bursting with laughter while alone no matter how many times I’ve heard the set: Jim is one of the few
I haven't found any comedians, not even jim, who can make me laugh even after hearing their set multiple times
Jim , always a pleasure to listen to you 😊 ..
Discovered Jim during our lockdown in Ontario, Canada today; he is hilarious.
@Jim Gaffigan u
@Jim Gaffigan pretty good, all things considered. We're kinda more concerned for Americans.
Me too! I’m in love!
News like yours are starting to trickle in, from all over, I’m loving it, obviously not the pandemic dammit, we all want that shit to end LOL from Florida be safe✌🏻😷
@jimgaffigan I think it’s amazing you actually reply to us Canadian meatheads. We love you up here! Would love to see you live some day. This pandemic will end eventually. And your family is so adorable. You must be a great dad. Take care. 🇨🇦
I can't believe anyone has made enough history jokes to actually have a compilation. Bravo, good sir!
Only in an American history compilation can Jesus be included, because the rest of the world don't believe in fairytales past 10 years old.
@@js0988 oooo burn....
@@js0988 lmao
He isn't for everyone, but Eddie Izzard has some good historical bits too
that's what happens when you travel the 🌎 for 15+ years
Wow you're like medicine. I wasn't feeling well, watched this and now I feel great!!!!!
If I ever come to the US I want Jim as tour guide.
I live here and I would pay to ride the tour bus! Love Jeannie, love the 5 kids!
If u are n UK he’s touring over here this Autumn 👍
(I’m going🏆)
Worth checking if tickets still available
Absolutely love Jim...I’m in tears with laughter! As a parish secretary, love his Catholic jokes. Jim you’ve helped so much with laughter during this past year and one lockdown after another. My teenage daughter loves you too! Keep up the good work...you’re the best!
Jim should host a late night talk show. His monologues would be stellar. Next time a host retires, I vote Jim to be the replacement.
That’s a great idea.
I would watch it faithfully!! 🤗
For real
Me too and will send it out tomorrow morning and let me check in the car and let me see ya in a few hours and I can drive to the beach tomorrow at
Agree!
If Jim Gaffigan had his own TV channel I would watch it all day.
Me too!!!
He use to have his own TV show called The Jim Gaffigan show.
It was funny.
@@kp8381 yes, I was a big fan of the show. My favorite episode was when Jim’s wife walked in with a bagel and cream cheese and she flushed it down the toilet because he wouldn’t get up.
@@ArmandCerna now that you mention it, I remember that episode. It was funny and the actress who played his wife was great.
@@kp8381 thanks to Google, I can tell you that Ashley Williams played Jeannie Gaffigan. She did such a good job that it made me feel like I was snooping on a real family.
The WHISPERING gets me every time... Too hilarious 😂😆😂😆😂😆
You know, you can hear these jokes a thousand times and they are still hilarious.
Faking with faint praise is snarky, hope you're proud of yourself 'cause no one else is.
Jim, you're the best comedian! I've never seen someone do it and make it look so easy. My fave comedian by far. Thanks Jim!
11:35 actually columbus stole the map from china, china went to india first, columbus tried to follow the route, got lost went to the americas hence the term "american indian"
@Sounds Channel r
I agree with you.
“Can’t I just forget the Alamo”!!!
So smart
I wanta new textbook; “History by Gaffigan”
"...and the French speakers agreed to continue speaking French." 😂😂😂😂 Tres bien!
Il est amusant 🤣
@@chaudhry610 😂
I read this exactly as he was saying it... O.o
Quelle freaking domage.
Wee-wee?
Jim has been pencilled in to my history book as a great comedian and person!
I've just discovered Jim now in December 2022. This man is absolutely hilarious. I laughed my head off. All the best from Canada!!!
There's a South Park joke in there.
“Can’t I just say I forgot about the Alamo?” Oh. My. God. Such a subtle joke, but so funny.
Ikr 😂
We lost anyways
I betcha half the people didn't get that joke until the way home lol
Subtle?
@@WREFMAN It’s a play on the Texas forces’ rallying cry of “Remember the Alamo!”
Gaffigan is relaxing, amusing, laugh out loud funny and back to relaxing again 😂💕 his comedy makes me feel like everything is okay 💕
This man is underrated.
Ikr
He definitely is underrated for sure. 😥
@@AirForcePilotWannaBe mmm
He's actually a well known comedian and respected among comedians. Not many comedians tour as often as Jim in sold out shows
@@veganessence5270 Oh, you know if Nicole or Sara hasn't heard of something or someone, it's Underrated. Just because they don't know.
“Jim, don’t do that.”.... I keep cracking up over that line. Thank you for helping me strengthen my abs!
hahahaha
I like how thoughtful and creative your jokes are, even when some of the stuff is fact, just presented in a humorous way.
Jim nails it so well, that when his humor is relatable to me, he makes me feel bad about myself, but then I laugh also.
When you can get people listening to and enjoying history you've achieved something. When you can get them laughing as well you've performed a small miracle.
A truly funny AND CLEAN comedian.
I know I’m a nerd cause I get excited by history joke compilations
I think he is the funniest stand up comedian of all. During Covid when everyone had been encouraged to stay home, I watched alot of his videos on You Tube. He is always so funny. This video is hilarious.
He's my favorite comedian.. so relatable. 😂😂😂😂
“A children’s Jimmy buffet concert” May be the the greatest analogy I’ve ever heard.
Totally agree!!
History offers a large king-size amount of materials for comedians. Jim is smart and funny, I had a very pleasant and fun evening watching him tell his tales. I will definitely watch more from him!
Jim is one of my favorite stand-up comedians of all time!
Jim is awesome! I hope you’re familiar with Mitch Hedberg!
Carlin
Pryor
Klein
Gaffigan
@@lantose he’s dead ?
@@michaelashley2855 I’m aware of that
I’ve watched this so many times, but it never, ever gets less funny. You’re an alchemist of comedy, Jim!
Yeah what a lovely wife too, She writes good stuff!
I like it when Jim *inserts offended audience voice*
Me too! Hilarious!
The veiled reference to junky Ikea kit furniture was epic. Gaffigan is a genius.
Jim , you have great insight! Love your comedy and especially, the heckler voice ! FUNNY!
Watch this I learned something. There are 4 specials I had never seen before and I immediately need to see them
Watching Jim for 30 minutes and laughing every night is my new exercise regime.
It's working! I'm happier when I go to bed and my stomach is losing its ponch 😊
Whoa! A Gaffigan Diet?!! He'd laugh at that, I'd bet!
Watching TV is exercise ? what fantasy world are you in?
@@BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld
I can hear Jim's alter ego speaking those exact words in my head! 😂
Jim is absolutely wonderful. Each of his videos are a hoot.
I love Gaffigan's laconic style. . . He's bringing it back
We went to Mt. Rushmore for our honeymoon. Of course, it was cheaper back then because there were only a couple of presidents.
VERY FUNNY
Lol
Hee hee! 😆
😂😂😂
Jim, you never fail to make me truly laugh so hard! I’m having suchhh a hard time right now, but watching comedy keeps me smiling for my kiddos and your channel really helps! Tysm
He is Funny.
Cee Cee... you're smart to choose Jim's humor. You hang tough and keep on keeping on. 😊👍
yeah, uhh, hes not watching your comments..soo...
ann frank hid from nazis? then why is america allied with germany now? and with japan who they are helping to gain power unseeen since WW2?
@@ryanmozert its his channel so theres a chance he could read her comment and either way she says shes havimg a rough go at it right now if showimg gratitude makes her feel better probably not a great postion to take, that of shooting her down, know what i mean?
10:15 jim does SO much research on the countries he visits, i'm Acadian and I can't believe he actually acknowledged and did a set about us, thats so awesome
Jim Gaffigan is a true Korean success story. The guy has overcome much to make it in America. He has brought much honor to his family and his people. I think Jim is grumpy in many of these clips because he is running low on Korean Barbecue and Kimchi. I want to send Jim kimchi, like his mother used to make, to help him through the terrible homesickness.
You should write for him!
I just fell in love a little bit (and I don't even know if you're a guy or a girl) because that was perfect!
Chowieo. Gamsahamnida.
JC80 dude! You are so cool. You're a delight 2 refer 2 him as Korean...just superb. Worthy of Mr. Jim HIMSELF!! Gregg Oreo long beach CA
TIL Jim Gaffigan is Korean
Thanks, Jim. Best History teacher ever. It was a nice 18 minutes of perfect PAL-E-VISION.
Jim is always refreshing & funny!
Jim is my new favorite comedian! I literally watch him all day at work 🤣🤣🤣 he’s hilarious!
Hilarious. Comedians as Jim Gaffigan and Jerry Seinfeld are even more funny because they talk about stuff in everyday life that we can all relate to. We need these guys even more so now days. Laughter is awesome medicine!!
You are so right ✅ 👏
Magnificent
Thank you Jim, Jerry
Umm... what comedian doesn't do a lot of their act about everyday life to which we can all relate?
He is funny! Just rapid fire succession of joke after joke after joke! Even the jokes that you already heard him tell are still funny! Truly one of the best!🤣
Jim is awesome. One of my favorite comedians.
And people say history is boring... not when Jim's the teacher!
Realist sh*t I ever read
I love Jim Gaffigan and his humor!👌🤣😂😭
Mistaking Ann's house for a hotdog joint has me cracking up!
Anne's Frank House 🤭
Porter County IN native here! Loving this comedy lifting my spirits during this time of the never ending family time that's killing me. Gotta love the midwest humor.
Thank you Mr Jim, you are one of the funniest stand up and stand out comedians ever.
So, this bit won't be ready for another two days ... That means Jim's busy making History right now!
4:32 I love the subtle IKEA reference ... 🤫
Jim Gaffigan you have an excellent grasp of history and an excellent Russian accent
OMG THIS GUY IS HILARIOUS!!! When this crap is over I want to see him live. Come to Florida !
Speaking of Florida, have you seen comedians and also brothers Brian Regan and Dennis Regan? They’re the best.
@@childfreesingleandatheist8899 Agreed! I’ve seen Brian live and have been a fan for years. Both are very funny and entertaining.
South Carolina needs Jim to do a few shows.
Boo! Move to a real state if you want to see performers. No one has any interest in florida, texas, or arizona until they too value minimum basic education, critical thought, and common damn sense.
"Come to the state with a much higher infection rate"
That is what we all read here.
Very glad I came across him. Always adds light to my day.
Every Saturday I wake up, pee, then turn on jim gaffigan. It's a ritual I'm going to pass down through generations
🤣🤣🤣
👍🏼can never tire of listening to Jim G funny man
not only is JG hilarious.You gotta respect a stand up that does their research.
Jim Gaffigan’s have to be the Total Package comedian. He is global, I most confess I learn history and laugh at the same time. Who have that talent only Jim Gaffigan’s 💯
Alma Alma I hope he starts teaching English, then. 😊
He's pretty historically ignorant.
I love your humor!!! Thanks for making me laugh!
You still got it Jim. Keep it up you make this decade worth being in.
Without the swiping sounds, this edit is so good that it would sound like a set of one liners.
Subscribed, watched and laughed for hours, liked all of them! Finally a clean comedian that’s actually really funny. Glad that I found you Jim
During lockdown my mom and I bonded over laughing at all his stand ups 😂 my whole family loves you and your comedy!
...that's a surprisingly heartwarming story, mate. 😄
#goodforyou
Thats one way of keeping mom away from producing more siblings 😂
To me it is so funny how he comments on his own jokes like he is one of the spectators. Really funny stuff. This guy doesn't need to swear to make you laugh.
I appreciate the effort put into researching all these historical facts. I always feel like I learned something after listening to Jim. Haha!
recently visited St. Louis and was asked if I wanted to see the arch. When I asked what was there I was told "nothing". No gift shops, no restaurants, nothing of interest at all. I questioned why I would want to drive to a place just to look at a featureless arch that I have seen hundreds of times on television? We did not go see the Arch.
There's not a lot to do here, period, other than eat decent food and dodge bullets.
I went for a helicopter ride around the arch, that was fun
I went inside when I was a kid it was cool the elevator goes in a zig zag and you have to lean on the windows to look around you can see for a long ways I don't know I thought it was cool
I find myself doing his voices all time I love your stand up
Makes me believe in comedy again I’m not offended. Great Job
Electa Shepeck: I find myself doing his voices as well. There are so many occasions when they are useful.
You would like Drybar Comedy. If you haven't seen their youtube, you really should watch and subscribe it's often extremely funny and always clean comedy.
I don't get the big deal in being offended.. people get offended and what? Nothing. Nothing happens.
I've been offended countless times, don't let it ruin your day. It's only as big a deal as we make it out to be.
Shouldn't be hard to deal with.
Feelings aren't the most important thing. Everyone needs thicker skin. It's just sad, really.
Americans, especially, need a reality check ✔
I catch myself saying "She was my best friend" in a drunken whiny voice. 😄😄😄
"Hot Pocket!"
Jim has been an intrical part of weening off of facebook. I owe my sanity to you, good sir❤
Again, I am great full to utube for making Jim available to us. What a treasure.
Absolutely my favorite comedian hands down.
I miss The Jim Gaffigin Show TV show. I loved it.
Love you you jimmm
Thanks Jim for making me laugh during these trying days!!
I love Jim he never fails to crack me up
Thanks for your daily posts. They help.
Love his style of humor! Keep up the good work
I do love your compilations! Theme jokes, what a concept! Thanks for the humor -- it helps me get through the day!
“Delicioso” ... I thought I was the only person who ever said that word. LOL! 😆
Have you never watched Dora the Explorer? Backpack says it all the time! 😁
@@timeflysintheshop ...can’t say that I’ve seen it... ........... LOL! 😆 it’s a kids show.
Surprisingly, Mt. Rushmore was better than anticipated...in an age where 'ancient' buildings are more awe-inspiring than anything built in this century; Mt. Rushmore makes one marvel at this impressive sculpture...
Jim is my favorite comedian . 👍
Laughin' to Gaffigan... great way to start the day and kickoff the weekend. 😁😊
“It was not a g’day. In fact, it was a series of bad days…or b’days.” I’m not Australian, but that’s hilarious. 🤪😂
Oh, you’re Australian, but you’re an expert. Gotcha.
@@aldunlop4622 umm, ok? I am probably not an expert, in whatever you think I’m supposed to be an expert on. I’m repeating Jim’s joke, and saying that it’s funny. 🤷🏻♂️😬
@@CPR12345 rightio.
I just have a smile on my face all the time watching Jim. I guess I love him. But not in a creepy way. Don't worry Jeanie!
Sure appreciate you and your daily posts during this time! Love and look forward to every one of them 🙏🏻😁💜💙
Me too!!! He is so thoughtful and generous 🌻 we are all better for it
@Jamie J Daily post where?
Jim, I never thought history to ever be this much interesting
Seriously?
You should really check out the channels Oversimplified and Extra Credits. Both channels do a great job making history funny and interesting without sounding condescending.
Those who forget history are destined to repeat it. That's the main reason we are screwed now.
I appreciate the clean comedy, Jim shows that you don't need to talk about drugs, racial prejudice, and sexual organs to make people laugh, it can just be about the simple pleasures of life
Except for the one testicle bit.. 🤣
@@StrangeScaryNewEngland *whispers* I thought he was the clean comedian
@@rachelmcdonough1506 🤣
Thank you Jim! Love your work!
You are the new Sinefield! Clean and extremely funny comedy for the whole family. Thank you!
Love this guy's stand up, especially the historical monologue, felt like laughing and being educated at the same time!
Thanks Jim!
I love that on the Mt Rushmore bit he said, "I have another gift for you guys." It reminds me of the 3 giant red, white, and blue teepees I saw right before you we went into Custer's last stand memorial - it's just not right
Yeah.
I'm not surprised about the teepees. Everything in the US is fair game for commercialism. Nothing is sacred.
Jim is literally the best. I’ve not been watching comedy consistently in my lifetime but years ago I remember him being awesome and anytime I’ve ever checked in on his stand ups he’s still so funny and truthful…. Especially the kid jokes 😂😂😂😅 thanks for existing Jim
Your wit is stellar and your delivery impeccable.
Man, this is my favorite comedian! Cracks me up all the time! Genius!
If the Alamo had been full of Scarlet Johanssons... really makes you think.
Did a Jim G this morning and rolled over instead of getting up, so missed the premier. Sure Jim would approve.
"No. I want to take a nap!" My new excuse
Practically one of the greatest comedians ever 😇