I appreciate that opening about calling out the Razzies for bullying children. They were especially unfair to Maddie Ziegler for Music. She didn’t even want to do the film in the first place.
Girl legit had breakdowns on set because she knew her performance would be criticized for how it portrays autism. Rightfully so, though the blame lays at Sia’s feet rather than Maddie’s.
I hated that movie with every fiber of my being (because I'm on the autism spectrum myself), but even I don't blame Maddie at all for her performance. It was Sia who insisted that she go through with it anyway.
100% on you with the opening about The Razzies I'm a member and I was very vocal about how terrible of an idea that was! They're defense as well on the ballot was "well there wasn't much actresses" yet they completely snubbed stuff like Rob Zombie's The Munsters or hell, even the usual Tyler Perry as Madea for Madea Homecoming (unfunny as that always was) is not there and films that were nominated in other spots like Megan Fox in Good Mourning and the 365 Day Sequels performances. The fact they ignored actual terrible performances for a 12 year old is quite baffling. I'm thankful the Razzies made the right move and removed it. Hopefully the future will be better because between this and the Bruce Willis situation last year, they're really in deep water.
@@MadameSomnambule Not really. Most books supposedly written for women for by women tend to be sexist, misogynistic, abusive, and sometimes racist. People make a big deal about needing more women writers,etc, but sometimes their is way more offensive than something a man would write.
There are a lot of controversial Razzie nominations. Some of them aren't their fault. When they nominated Shelley Duvall for Worst Actress for her performance in The Shining they didn't know that Stanley Kubrick was torturing her behind the scenes. But not bullying kids should be the bare minimum.
I thought Shelley Duvall was okay. I mean, she's not oscar material by any stretch of the imagination in that movie but Worst Actress?! Sure, it was a shock when I read the book shortly after, but then it wasn't her fault either she was casted as totally different character!
Here's a nice joke you can use for the revisit to "Hillary's America" He keeps saying he'll tell "the secret history" of the Democrat Party, but the entire movie is basically common knowledge history that everyone already knows. You can use that minor gag from Avatar: The last airbender season 3, episode 6, where Zuko confronts his uncle with similar words "I found the secret history. Which by the way, should be renamed "the history most people already know"'
Just like Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, Jamie Dorman and Dakota Johnson ended up being in good movies (Belfast and The Lost Daughter). Anyways, next time we’re gonna be revisiting a movie from the dollar store version of Michael Moore, Dinesh D’Souza.
If only people stood up for poor old Jake Lloyd back in the day maybe he wouldn't have fallen off so hard and became a drunk *"hE rUinEd sTaR wArs!!!!"* The same people who defended the girl in Firestarter complained about Anakin.
@@coolnerdlll6053 Yup. If anything social media made it worse. Now thanks to Twitter, angry STAR WARS "fans" can directly tell Kelly Marie Tran they want to kill her.
@@coolnerdlll6053 It's why I don't even waste my time with the IP anymore. That and the descending quality of the movies themselves (which I DO NOT blame on the actors. It's not their fault they're reading from bad scripts and trying to make it work- "try" being the key word. That fault goes solely on the corporate losers in the House of Mouse).
2:30 It's the same thing with Mommie Dearest The actress playing the younger version of Christina Crawford did great but they nominated her anyway just because the movie itself was terrible! Also Parker's performance in Dumbo might've been due more to Burton's direction than her talent at the time. Burton has admitted he did not have fun working on that movie and it might have affected how he was guiding the actors which, in turn, might've affected their acting, especially the younger and more inexperienced they were like Parker.
I saw someone saying that Armstrong deserved it because they saw the Razzie as her taking “criticism” for her future career. Which I doubt that the Razzies are at this point.
I saw a few comments like that. There's nothing wrong with constructive criticism, but the razzies are not and have never pretended to be legitimate critics. The razzies are a farcical award show that makes fun of bad movies and Hollywood as a whole, and while that can be funny, it should really be limited to adults who are old enough to understand that.
I have to fully agree with you about young Ryan Kiera Armstrong. In "Firestarter" she was quite good, despite the movie being oh-so bad, and her recent movie "The Old Way" with Nick Cage, her performance in that was excellent!
Proves the point that just like with adult actors, child actor performances are usually dictated by the directors telling them what to do and the scripts they're reading from.
In the past when I said there's a better BDSM love story than 50 Shades, I meant it, and I still do, but if I want a better love story between a guy who runs a company falling for a young woman who basically becomes an intern at Said company, I highly recommend Lore Olympus over 50 Shades anyday, it's pretty much a clever contemporary retelling of the mythological romance between Hades and Persephone, and all the bumps along the way, including Hades having massive PTSD over having been eaten alive by his dad Kronos, Zeus being the God of one-night stands that he is, or even Demeter and her actions towards her daughter making Lady Tremaine and Mother Gothel look like Mother Teresa. And let me just say, I'm not looking forward to you having to talk about that batshit insane D'Souza guy again, especially if you have to talk about his entire filmography (including his latest mess "2000 Mules", which is so bad it was fact-checked by everyone, not even Fox News wants to talk about it since it'll add more fuel to the fire of that lawsuit Dominion is pushing through
There's a furry comic called Safeword that's a good BDSM story including in the fact that, well, they actually do proper BDSM protocol in it. Though if furries aren't your thing that might not be good.
Lore olympus is 50 shades but if the leads were smart and decent folk. Yes, hades is a god of the underworld with a dark streak, but he is a fleshed out person and a better guy than christian grey.
While this was the lowest grossing film of the trilogy, it still made $370 million on a $55 million budget [which was only slightly below the $393 million Solo: A Star Wars Story grossed!].
"I thought you were better than that." "Why?" Goddamn, Sean, you managed to be savage with just one word, that's incredible. I had to pause the video from laughing at that bit, it's the little things I enjoy.
There have been times the Razzies nominated Oscar nominees in the same year, usually for sarcastic reasons. Their rationale for nominating _Life in a Looking Glass_ from 1986 was because they were just tired of constantly hearing it.
I would also argue that Tom Hanks did not deserve his nominations this year either. I mean I wouldn't call Pinocchio or Elvis his best performances by any stretch, but "worst of the year"? Come on. They were just nominating him because they love giving any beloved actors nominations for performances that aren't their best but are still fairly decent all things considered.
Well maybe not for Elvis since that was pretty well-received in general. Most people just thought his accent was weird, which fair enough it was a strange accent, but still he didn't perform it badly by any means. He was still as great as he always was.
@@AmishParadise27 And that’s another thing. As far as Hanks’ Worst Screen Combo nomination (for himself and [of all things] “his latext-laden face and ludicrous accent”), it just shows that the people at the Golden Raspberries aren’t as clever as they think they are.
The Razzies were a bad joke since 1981. They’re sense of humor is too mean-spirited and at times in poor taste. Like how they made a category just for the movies Bruce Willis starred in around the time he was diagnosed with aphasia. Then there’s the fact they seem to have a hatred towards Sylvester Stallone and their joke of Tyler Perry as Madea for worst actress got tiring. Also, they gave Joker a nomination while the universally hated Loqueesha somehow got off Scot-free. Let that last part sink in for a moment.
They also nominated Shelley Duvall for her performance in The Shining. The woman was scared to death while working with Stanley Kubrick. Plus, her performance wasn't bad at all. WTF Razzies??
Nando vs Movies had an amazing idea for how to revamp the Razzies. Instead of it seriously trying to decide the worst movie, make the whole thing a joke. Dumb, really specific and odd award categories, and treating the whole thing as a parody of award ceremonies, and not taking down movies
The thing that gets me is that people are mad at Wilson for this. People across the internet and in media before it have gleefully made fun of children and reviewed then in horrible ways without sparking outrage. When they nominated Lloyd it was because everyone was making fun of him. Watch any internet review of Phantom Menace. Yes, of course bullying is wrong, but people are mad at something they've been doing for years, and I find it hypocritical.
"There's nothing but boobs for as far as the eye can see!" That line cracked me up 🤣! It's right up there with "Everybody got AIDS and shit!" That being the case, I think they could be in Denmark - the Danish are very permissive of public nudity, probably more than the French!
"Boobs in Boobland!". Ugh! Whoever wrote that line needs to have their head examined. Yes, I know EL James' husband was the screenwriter for Darker and Freed.
I agree. Jamie Dornan should have used his real accent. Honestly, it would have made the character more attractive to the prospective audience. Well done as always! 😎👉👉
If Smeghead wants he could just review D'Souza's next movie, Death of a Nation, where he basically pats himself on the back at the beginning, by stating that Hillary's America was responsible for Trump's victory in the 2016 election.
I appreciate your criticism of the razzies. And since we're on the topic, could you do Music even though it didn't win Worst Picture? That movie is dangerous.
I very much disagree in regards to saying Fant4stic is worse than 50 Shades just because the latter is more competently made. That's like saying that a professional hitman is a better person than the barista who takes forever to bring you your coffee. Dominic Noble has gone into better detail about this, but the Fifty Shades franchise depicts an abusive relationship that people are supposed to root for, which can be very harmful to people in the real world who don't know any better.
Well, the Razzies are supposed to be about bad film-making, not about the moral value of the movies. And the 50-Shades-movies are only bad because the books they are based on are bad as well. The only ones deserving a Razzie for that would be the studios (since they gave James full creative freedom and greenlit this shit) or the screenwriter (which happens to be EL James' husband).
I feel like Fant4stic fails on pretty much every technical level of filmmaking while 50 Shades at least had some people behind it that did good work (production design, costuming, cinematography, directing and score) and the actors did a decent job with what they were given, the script and story was the worst part but it at least feels like a complete story (Fant4stic can't claim the same). Movies are made by an army of people and it is possible for a movie to be bad but have competent people behind it. 50 Shades had a lot of competent people whose effort made it a lot better than the story deserved. The morality is not the most relevant issue when it comes to whether it was a competent film. Fant4stic had glaring issues with a lot more aspects (costuming, cinematography, special effects, directing, editing, and narrative structure) and most importantly failed to tell a story that was decent and had a lot of obvious technical issues that made it pretty unwatchable. All that said the 50 Shades movies aren't good, they just clear the very low bar of being better than Fant4stic. I liked Dominic Noble's review of the series and Folding Ideas also has an excellent critique ripping apart both the films and the books.
Funny you mention the Firestarter controversy, and yet didn't bring up why the HELL was Tom Hanks nominated for roles he wasn't even bad in? Hanks was the best thing about that crummy-ass Pinocchio remake as Geppetto and was excellent as Col Parker in Elvis. Dude really played up how sleezy and manipulative the man was in real-life! Why the fuck did Hanks get a Razzie nom for that?
I didn't see Elvis, but Hanks's accent in the trailers was awful. I didn't think he could do worse than his voice in Catch Me If You Can, but I was wrong.
See, I had already thought you were very attractive, funny, intelligent, but you took it to a new level defending the child actress. You just keep getting better. Your wife is a lucky woman.
What’s next on Cinematic Excrement for the smeg head to review? Super Mario Bros. Movie (1993) because that’s a review to tie-in with the recent super Mario movie from illumination animation.
Whilst I like the concept of the razzies I think they need to be more aware. Children should never be blamed for bad performances, they are cast by, directed by, acting alongside and edited by other people and it is up to the adults to make the right decisions in these areas. Also thank you for reviewing these, I've never watched them, never really wanted to and now I don't need to!
Quote honestly, I do love how people are calling out the Razzies for their BS at this point. While I do chuckle a bit at them mocking a bad movie from a shitty person, the fact they will go out of their way to bully a _child_ or just go after someone because of ONE shite performance (poor Shelley...) really makes me think they have a bone to pick with people. Would like for them to rescind the nomination of Jake Lloyd like they did with Shelley considering the utter hell poor Jake endured all because of _Phantom Menace._
I didn't even know that the Firestarter remake had even come out. This video is the first I'm hearing of the Razzies controversy with the Firestarter actress
Talking about the razzie nomination for Ryan Kiera Armstrong and other child actors. I still can’t believe that they gave David Mendenhall not one but two razzie awards for «Over the Top» (1987), despite being the best actor in it.
If memory serves, didn't one of Christian's ex-subs also get past security? Maybe money can't buy you love, but acceptable goods and services should come with the price tag.
Just when I thought I found every reason to dislike Christian Grey, you go ahead and point out that they only knew each other for 3 months before getting hitched. It's better than Romeo & Juliet, but that isn't a high bar.
Me laughing when he was surprised they met 3 months and got married. Also my parents: they met for a month and got married. Its been 30 years and they still together. But shit like that ain't normal these days.
The Stinkers Bad Movie Awards need to be brought back. The Razzies wouldn't be a bunch of bullies and wouldn't take easy targets all the time if they didn't have a monopoly on bad movie awards like they do nowadays.
I agree 100% that Hoechlin is the best Superman after Reeve. Give HIM the next theatrical Superman role. Tangent: Sephiroth has been officially voiced by 2 of my favorite actors to play Superman (including Hoechlin.) I long thought that was an interesting bit of casting.
Which is the worst Remake, Rip-off, or Sequel of 2016: Alice Through The Looking Glass Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice Fifty Shades of Black Zoolander 2 Independence Day: Resurgence Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows
Jamie Dorne and Dakota Johnson not only have zero chemistry, I you've watched any of their interviews, they both are absolutely disgusted by all 3 films. They hate it and have been quite honest about it.
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“Might I suggest a new safe word? Divorce.”
this made me chuckle
I appreciate that opening about calling out the Razzies for bullying children. They were especially unfair to Maddie Ziegler for Music. She didn’t even want to do the film in the first place.
Girl legit had breakdowns on set because she knew her performance would be criticized for how it portrays autism. Rightfully so, though the blame lays at Sia’s feet rather than Maddie’s.
As an autistic person, hearing the stories about Sia pressuring her into that makes me sick. She deserved all the nominations she got, not Maddie.
If they didn’t know what happened with Maddie, it really sucks.
If they knew, that makes it worse.
I hated that movie with every fiber of my being (because I'm on the autism spectrum myself), but even I don't blame Maddie at all for her performance. It was Sia who insisted that she go through with it anyway.
@@michaelstrong5383
If you must blame someone; blame Sia herself and whoever refused to tell her no.
100% on you with the opening about The Razzies
I'm a member and I was very vocal about how terrible of an idea that was! They're defense as well on the ballot was "well there wasn't much actresses" yet they completely snubbed stuff like Rob Zombie's The Munsters or hell, even the usual Tyler Perry as Madea for Madea Homecoming (unfunny as that always was) is not there and films that were nominated in other spots like Megan Fox in Good Mourning and the 365 Day Sequels performances. The fact they ignored actual terrible performances for a 12 year old is quite baffling. I'm thankful the Razzies made the right move and removed it. Hopefully the future will be better because between this and the Bruce Willis situation last year, they're really in deep water.
You might want to consider rescinding your membership if they pull something like that again.
Nice.
Anastasia:"I won't end up barefoot and pregnant."
Literally ends the entire franchise that way! 🤦🏽♀️
I like to think a costumer threw that in for giggles. I approve.
It's ironic that an erotic (let alone romance) novel written by a woman can be so sexist.
"Congratulations. You played yourself."
@@MadameSomnambule Not really. Most books supposedly written for women for by women tend to be sexist, misogynistic, abusive, and sometimes racist. People make a big deal about needing more women writers,etc, but sometimes their is way more offensive than something a man would write.
@@sabee3064 It's called internalized misogyny.
A new Cinematic Excrement that's not released in the middle of the night?
What new spore of madness is this?!
There are a lot of controversial Razzie nominations. Some of them aren't their fault. When they nominated Shelley Duvall for Worst Actress for her performance in The Shining they didn't know that Stanley Kubrick was torturing her behind the scenes. But not bullying kids should be the bare minimum.
I thought Shelley Duvall was okay. I mean, she's not oscar material by any stretch of the imagination in that movie but Worst Actress?!
Sure, it was a shock when I read the book shortly after, but then it wasn't her fault either she was casted as totally different character!
RIP Shelley Duvall.
7:01 "Well, isn't that romantic... but just for the record, where is this?" Easily a lot funnier than the Razzies.
Here's a nice joke you can use for the revisit to "Hillary's America" He keeps saying he'll tell "the secret history" of the Democrat Party, but the entire movie is basically common knowledge history that everyone already knows.
You can use that minor gag from Avatar: The last airbender season 3, episode 6, where Zuko confronts his uncle with similar words "I found the secret history. Which by the way, should be renamed "the history most people already know"'
Correction: *Everyone who's american*
But I get your point 😅
It's finally happened. Sean is taking on the last Fifty Shades movie.
So that we won't have to watch it.
For a special 150th episode you should review The Room (2003). You know you want to. 😀
He already kinda talked about The Room in his Gigli review.
@@roberttreacy8271 He just talked about it briefly but didn’t do a full review on it.
"You're tearing me apart, Smeghead!"
Just like Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, Jamie Dorman and Dakota Johnson ended up being in good movies (Belfast and The Lost Daughter). Anyways, next time we’re gonna be revisiting a movie from the dollar store version of Michael Moore, Dinesh D’Souza.
No more Dinesh, please….
@@chayimweinstock443 & no more Michael Moore either. They both suck.
@@chayimweinstock443 agreed, his movies are shit and always full of lies
Michael Moore is total opposite of D’Souza on the political spectrum and has talent.
Gosh I need to watch Belfast 😅
The most righteous Razzie retrospective on TH-cam
And the most hypocrite.
If only people stood up for poor old Jake Lloyd back in the day maybe he wouldn't have fallen off so hard and became a drunk *"hE rUinEd sTaR wArs!!!!"* The same people who defended the girl in Firestarter complained about Anakin.
Jake Lloyd was only in that movie because he was George Lucas' kid's friend
@@SpamEggSausage And???
And judging by what they did to Kelly Marie Tran and Moses Ingram, Star Wars fans still haven't learned after all these years. It's depressing.
@@coolnerdlll6053 Yup. If anything social media made it worse. Now thanks to Twitter, angry STAR WARS "fans" can directly tell Kelly Marie Tran they want to kill her.
@@coolnerdlll6053 It's why I don't even waste my time with the IP anymore. That and the descending quality of the movies themselves (which I DO NOT blame on the actors. It's not their fault they're reading from bad scripts and trying to make it work- "try" being the key word. That fault goes solely on the corporate losers in the House of Mouse).
That opening about the nominations was genuinely insightful and made a solid point. Give young actors a chance, people!
2:30 It's the same thing with Mommie Dearest
The actress playing the younger version of Christina Crawford did great but they nominated her anyway just because the movie itself was terrible!
Also Parker's performance in Dumbo might've been due more to Burton's direction than her talent at the time. Burton has admitted he did not have fun working on that movie and it might have affected how he was guiding the actors which, in turn, might've affected their acting, especially the younger and more inexperienced they were like Parker.
The time has come, Sean is FINALLY wrapping up this trilogy
I saw someone saying that Armstrong deserved it because they saw the Razzie as her taking “criticism” for her future career. Which I doubt that the Razzies are at this point.
@Molly Pop Exactly!
I saw a few comments like that. There's nothing wrong with constructive criticism, but the razzies are not and have never pretended to be legitimate critics. The razzies are a farcical award show that makes fun of bad movies and Hollywood as a whole, and while that can be funny, it should really be limited to adults who are old enough to understand that.
She didn’t even need criticism. Her acting was fine. Obviously she was no Anna Paquin, but it wasn’t the worst.
I have never clicked on a video so fast before work lol
I never clicked on a video so fast AFTER work
I’m just happy a CE episode comes out while I’m not working lol
Same!
Yep, Fifty Shades knows its lane and sticks to it. Can’t argue that.
Great review as always, Sean. Also, nice calling out the Razzies for this year’s nominees.
I have to fully agree with you about young Ryan Kiera Armstrong. In "Firestarter" she was quite good, despite the movie being oh-so bad, and her recent movie "The Old Way" with Nick Cage, her performance in that was excellent!
Proves the point that just like with adult actors, child actor performances are usually dictated by the directors telling them what to do and the scripts they're reading from.
I'm really enjoying these trilogy's ur doing. It's great when we can see u more than once 😊😊😊
In the past when I said there's a better BDSM love story than 50 Shades, I meant it, and I still do, but if I want a better love story between a guy who runs a company falling for a young woman who basically becomes an intern at Said company, I highly recommend Lore Olympus over 50 Shades anyday, it's pretty much a clever contemporary retelling of the mythological romance between Hades and Persephone, and all the bumps along the way, including Hades having massive PTSD over having been eaten alive by his dad Kronos, Zeus being the God of one-night stands that he is, or even Demeter and her actions towards her daughter making Lady Tremaine and Mother Gothel look like Mother Teresa.
And let me just say, I'm not looking forward to you having to talk about that batshit insane D'Souza guy again, especially if you have to talk about his entire filmography (including his latest mess "2000 Mules", which is so bad it was fact-checked by everyone, not even Fox News wants to talk about it since it'll add more fuel to the fire of that lawsuit Dominion is pushing through
There's a furry comic called Safeword that's a good BDSM story including in the fact that, well, they actually do proper BDSM protocol in it.
Though if furries aren't your thing that might not be good.
There’s Sunstone!
Have you seen Secretary?
Lore olympus is 50 shades but if the leads were smart and decent folk. Yes, hades is a god of the underworld with a dark streak, but he is a fleshed out person and a better guy than christian grey.
Secretary, starring James Spader and Maggie Gyllenhaal is a much better movie about a bdsm relationship, IMO.
While this was the lowest grossing film of the trilogy, it still made $370 million on a $55 million budget [which was only slightly below the $393 million Solo: A Star Wars Story grossed!].
And just in time for Valentine's Day.
Ikr?
And they say romance is dead...it is.
"I thought you were better than that."
"Why?"
Goddamn, Sean, you managed to be savage with just one word, that's incredible. I had to pause the video from laughing at that bit, it's the little things I enjoy.
The Razzies nominating kids was low but the Stinkers Awards stooped even lower by naming the “Worst Child Actor” Award after Spencer Breslin.
ok, major nerd points from me for that ending song, love to hear some appropriate Lehrer in the wild!
1:15 don’t worry, if anything we learn from last year, All those lost media properties are suddenly becoming true.
also that is a pretty impressive DVD collection you got there, Sean :)
I've waited 3000 years for this THE TWILIGHT-50 SHADES CINEMATIC EXCREMENT SAGA IS COMPLETE
Oh you have no idea how long I've been waiting for this.
This year's Razzie winners have been announced. Add Blonde to the list. Another NC-17 rated movie. Yay!
6:30
Wait a minute....Less then three months?!
(Slow-motion Angry Joe effect)
Three months?!
YES IT HAS RETURNED , i have my headache medicine beside me . hope you're doing well
And may you forever be freed from this franchise!
I just found this channel and I've been binging all weekend. I Love it and love Smeghead 💜 Keep up the good work!!
There have been times the Razzies nominated Oscar nominees in the same year, usually for sarcastic reasons. Their rationale for nominating _Life in a Looking Glass_ from 1986 was because they were just tired of constantly hearing it.
I will stand by my opinion that this trilogy would have been better if adapted into a soap opera. The melodrama and twists would be fine there.
Maybe. I personally think they would work better as satire but melodrama would be fine since it wouldn't "glorify" toxic relationships.
Spent my whole day running around, yet accomplishing nothing. I guess today was a waste.
* notices new CE episode *
YASSS 🤘🏾
I would also argue that Tom Hanks did not deserve his nominations this year either. I mean I wouldn't call Pinocchio or Elvis his best performances by any stretch, but "worst of the year"? Come on. They were just nominating him because they love giving any beloved actors nominations for performances that aren't their best but are still fairly decent all things considered.
I agree. Hanks did not deserve to be nominated for either of those awards. I feel like he was only nominated just for appearing in those movies.
Well maybe not for Elvis since that was pretty well-received in general. Most people just thought his accent was weird, which fair enough it was a strange accent, but still he didn't perform it badly by any means. He was still as great as he always was.
@@AmishParadise27 And that’s another thing. As far as Hanks’ Worst Screen Combo nomination (for himself and [of all things] “his latext-laden face and ludicrous accent”), it just shows that the people at the Golden Raspberries aren’t as clever as they think they are.
Yeah that sort of thing was funny for a little bit, but I think Screen Combo should go to like two cast members.
I'm going to be excited about the next episode of Cinematic Excrement, because once again the Smeg-head is going to verbally tear Dinesh a new one.
The Razzies were a bad joke since 1981. They’re sense of humor is too mean-spirited and at times in poor taste. Like how they made a category just for the movies Bruce Willis starred in around the time he was diagnosed with aphasia. Then there’s the fact they seem to have a hatred towards Sylvester Stallone and their joke of Tyler Perry as Madea for worst actress got tiring. Also, they gave Joker a nomination while the universally hated Loqueesha somehow got off Scot-free. Let that last part sink in for a moment.
Oh yeah, that trainwreck movie. I thought it was one of those weird spiritual foreign movies.
That year's winner was CATS and they got that one right.
@@antibishonen I think it should have gone to Loqueesha.
They also nominated Shelley Duvall for her performance in The Shining. The woman was scared to death while working with Stanley Kubrick. Plus, her performance wasn't bad at all. WTF Razzies??
@@michaelstrong5383 Seriously what is wrong with these people?
The best Tyler Perry criticism was "Winston Jerome" in Boondocks.That got really under his skin.
The Razzies can't even get low hanging fruit.
idk how but I missed this upload. I've been CRAVING THIS
In the leg? Robocop would be very disappointed with you, Ana!!!!
Nando vs Movies had an amazing idea for how to revamp the Razzies. Instead of it seriously trying to decide the worst movie, make the whole thing a joke. Dumb, really specific and odd award categories, and treating the whole thing as a parody of award ceremonies, and not taking down movies
Yeah, like somewhere I heard of giving the award for Best Ensemble Cast to the one in Don't Worry, Darling, because they all hated each other.
The thing that gets me is that people are mad at Wilson for this. People across the internet and in media before it have gleefully made fun of children and reviewed then in horrible ways without sparking outrage. When they nominated Lloyd it was because everyone was making fun of him. Watch any internet review of Phantom Menace. Yes, of course bullying is wrong, but people are mad at something they've been doing for years, and I find it hypocritical.
That entire trilogy was just a set of glorified "Skin-o-max" films.
No, the last movie you did before starting the Worst Picture project was The Snowman.
Hi please refrain from replying to my comments randomly please, you can look up the name James win if you’re confused. Bye
I think that and Book of Henry were included in the project as he was saying how they deserved to be nominated and pointed out that they weren't.
this is surprising, because I really thought he was going to do 2nd viewing videos on both Fant4stic and the first Fifty Shades. i was wrong.
Thank you!!!
12:21 "Sweet Lord, it's evolving!"
-- Red Forman
🤣🤣🤣
Congratulations, you finally completed the trilogy!
Ending on the Masochism Tango was a pleasant surprise.
Well, this was nice to listen to while helping a friend move! Great work!
7:19 hell yeah I agree with you there man. I love that guy as Superman he’s great in Superman & Lois
"There's nothing but boobs for as far as the eye can see!" That line cracked me up 🤣! It's right up there with "Everybody got AIDS and shit!"
That being the case, I think they could be in Denmark - the Danish are very permissive of public nudity, probably more than the French!
"Boobs in Boobland!". Ugh! Whoever wrote that line needs to have their head examined. Yes, I know EL James' husband was the screenwriter for Darker and Freed.
that clip from the Lion King in your review is totally the icing on the Cake!
Well, now that you've dealt with the terrible romance franchises about Vampires and BDSM, there's only One Direction left to go in.
Fifty Shades Of Black?
@@jeremyusreevu237 Bruh, the hint to what I'm talking about is _right there_ .
@@jeremyusreevu237 after. It’s AFTER 😅
Nowhere to go but down.
The new Cinematic Excrement episode is long overdue. What the quack, Sean?! Just kidding. Thanks for another gem! So worth the wait 😀
Tom Lehrer at the end was a great touch (although misspelling his nam in the titles was not).
Anna : There's nothing but boobs for as far as the eye can see
And that's as romantic a dialogue as you'll ever get out of E.L. James
I agree. Jamie Dornan should have used his real accent. Honestly, it would have made the character more attractive to the prospective audience.
Well done as always! 😎👉👉
The safety phrase should be "script doctor" lol
TBH I've never seen 50 shades of drivel, but that joke josh trank pulled took the biscuit. Not only was FF4 faeces but it took itself so seriously.
If Smeghead wants he could just review D'Souza's next movie, Death of a Nation, where he basically pats himself on the back at the beginning, by stating that Hillary's America was responsible for Trump's victory in the 2016 election.
A new safe word, DIVORCE.ROFL
Kudos for the Tom Lehrer song
I appreciate your criticism of the razzies.
And since we're on the topic, could you do Music even though it didn't win Worst Picture? That movie is dangerous.
Right around Valentine’s Day.
I very much disagree in regards to saying Fant4stic is worse than 50 Shades just because the latter is more competently made. That's like saying that a professional hitman is a better person than the barista who takes forever to bring you your coffee.
Dominic Noble has gone into better detail about this, but the Fifty Shades franchise depicts an abusive relationship that people are supposed to root for, which can be very harmful to people in the real world who don't know any better.
Well, the Razzies are supposed to be about bad film-making, not about the moral value of the movies. And the 50-Shades-movies are only bad because the books they are based on are bad as well. The only ones deserving a Razzie for that would be the studios (since they gave James full creative freedom and greenlit this shit) or the screenwriter (which happens to be EL James' husband).
I feel like Fant4stic fails on pretty much every technical level of filmmaking while 50 Shades at least had some people behind it that did good work (production design, costuming, cinematography, directing and score) and the actors did a decent job with what they were given, the script and story was the worst part but it at least feels like a complete story (Fant4stic can't claim the same). Movies are made by an army of people and it is possible for a movie to be bad but have competent people behind it. 50 Shades had a lot of competent people whose effort made it a lot better than the story deserved. The morality is not the most relevant issue when it comes to whether it was a competent film.
Fant4stic had glaring issues with a lot more aspects (costuming, cinematography, special effects, directing, editing, and narrative structure) and most importantly failed to tell a story that was decent and had a lot of obvious technical issues that made it pretty unwatchable.
All that said the 50 Shades movies aren't good, they just clear the very low bar of being better than Fant4stic. I liked Dominic Noble's review of the series and Folding Ideas also has an excellent critique ripping apart both the films and the books.
I’ve been waiting for this 👍👍👍🎉
Funny you mention the Firestarter controversy, and yet didn't bring up why the HELL was Tom Hanks nominated for roles he wasn't even bad in? Hanks was the best thing about that crummy-ass Pinocchio remake as Geppetto and was excellent as Col Parker in Elvis. Dude really played up how sleezy and manipulative the man was in real-life! Why the fuck did Hanks get a Razzie nom for that?
I'm not sure the voters even watch the movies. I think they just go off the trailers and whatever's popular to hate that year.
I didn't see Elvis, but Hanks's accent in the trailers was awful. I didn't think he could do worse than his voice in Catch Me If You Can, but I was wrong.
Had to stop your video to give an IMMEDIATE upvote for the FACT that Tyler Hoechlin IS the best Superman since Chris Reeves!
Yeah right
See, I had already thought you were very attractive, funny, intelligent, but you took it to a new level defending the child actress. You just keep getting better. Your wife is a lucky woman.
What’s next on Cinematic Excrement for the smeg head to review? Super Mario Bros. Movie (1993) because that’s a review to tie-in with the recent super Mario movie from illumination animation.
The Christian no Jack plot point. Isn’t that the Blofeld thing from James Bond?
Whilst I like the concept of the razzies I think they need to be more aware. Children should never be blamed for bad performances, they are cast by, directed by, acting alongside and edited by other people and it is up to the adults to make the right decisions in these areas.
Also thank you for reviewing these, I've never watched them, never really wanted to and now I don't need to!
Quote honestly, I do love how people are calling out the Razzies for their BS at this point. While I do chuckle a bit at them mocking a bad movie from a shitty person, the fact they will go out of their way to bully a _child_ or just go after someone because of ONE shite performance (poor Shelley...) really makes me think they have a bone to pick with people. Would like for them to rescind the nomination of Jake Lloyd like they did with Shelley considering the utter hell poor Jake endured all because of _Phantom Menace._
well worth the wait :)
Fifty shades of freedom! Sweet sweet freedom!
The only movie in the Fifty Shades series not nominated for Worst Picture, it got nominations in other categories but not Worst Picture.
I didn't even know that the Firestarter remake had even come out. This video is the first I'm hearing of the Razzies controversy with the Firestarter actress
Yeah, I agree that Fant4stic is worse than Fifty Shades of Grey.
Talking about the razzie nomination for Ryan Kiera Armstrong and other child actors. I still can’t believe that they gave David Mendenhall not one but two razzie awards for «Over the Top» (1987), despite being the best actor in it.
If memory serves, didn't one of Christian's ex-subs also get past security? Maybe money can't buy you love, but acceptable goods and services should come with the price tag.
Just when I thought I found every reason to dislike Christian Grey, you go ahead and point out that they only knew each other for 3 months before getting hitched. It's better than Romeo & Juliet, but that isn't a high bar.
I call the the trilogy 50 Shades of $**t
Me laughing when he was surprised they met 3 months and got married. Also my parents: they met for a month and got married. Its been 30 years and they still together.
But shit like that ain't normal these days.
The Stinkers Bad Movie Awards need to be brought back. The Razzies wouldn't be a bunch of bullies and wouldn't take easy targets all the time if they didn't have a monopoly on bad movie awards like they do nowadays.
I agree 100% that Hoechlin is the best Superman after Reeve. Give HIM the next theatrical Superman role.
Tangent: Sephiroth has been officially voiced by 2 of my favorite actors to play Superman (including Hoechlin.) I long thought that was an interesting bit of casting.
Funnily enough, Tyler Hoechlin auditioned for the role in Man Of Steel.
Happy early V Day Smeghead
Which is the worst Remake, Rip-off, or Sequel of 2016:
Alice Through The Looking Glass
Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice
Fifty Shades of Black
Zoolander 2
Independence Day: Resurgence
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows
Jamie Dorne and Dakota Johnson not only have zero chemistry, I you've watched any of their interviews, they both are absolutely disgusted by all 3 films. They hate it and have been quite honest about it.
Kind of reminds me of another "franchise" where the two leads hated their roles and have been blunt about it for many years.
COULD NOT CLICK FAST ENOUGH
Christian should be lucky that Anastasia's father is not Bryan Mills from Taken--it would NOT end well for Mr. Grey. AT! ALL!
Timon and I are in agreement.
I honestly forgot about the Fifty Shades travesty...
But then again, I forgot not to forget things, so therefore, it doesn't count.
I really love the books!
And this is a great vid for valentine's day
Christian Grey would be a good candidate for a Cenobite.
NO!!!!! Even Pinhead would condemn Christian to the foulest pits of Hell before making him a Cenobite.
@@jbvader721 So Kommoragh?