Millionaire Tries To Make A Bond Film - Its Unintentionally Hilarious!

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  • This is one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Certainly, THE worst movie released in 2023. And I am fortunate enough to have seen some shockers. From The Room to Samurai Cop. Let's not forget the Oscar-winning Batman and Robin. In this video, I break down all the funny scenes in the worst film created by humanity.
    Blackbird (2022 initial premiere) was an ego project by Michael Flatley. Master of the tap dancing world. Creator of Lord of the Dance and other shows. He took his masculine tippy tappy style to the Bond genre of films. Some say he will be the next Bond after Daniel Craig.
    There are cheesy lines and scenes that make Threat Level Midnight seem like a work of art. There are far too many comparisons between the two to list.
    #michaelscott #worstmovies #worstmovie
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  • @crappyfilmfans
    @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว +93

    This one took around 40 hours to de-code, write and edit - this master piece of...
    Please show the video some love and share it. Heres more of the same roasts of the worst movies/shows: th-cam.com/play/PL_FOsy-i-4zcZ57MniZr67Vtwwobyst7O.html
    Crappy x

    • @stellviahohenheim
      @stellviahohenheim ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good job guy, just ignore the haters they're probably writing comments on the ipads their parents gave them

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thank you broski, i love the odd hater, gives me more trolling time :)

    • @ANDunn-tf6xp
      @ANDunn-tf6xp ปีที่แล้ว

      This story is about my life 😮 I am the perfect man with classy hats and women find me irresistible...I topple guv'ments with my stare and make terrorists into pacifists with one blink of my eye

    • @fwdcnorac8574
      @fwdcnorac8574 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stellviahohenheim It still feeds the algorithm. Let them.

    • @ricardolorrio8228
      @ricardolorrio8228 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      even the Irish hated it....

  • @paulkingMotion
    @paulkingMotion ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Yeah, here in Ireland, it's pretty well known that Michael Flately's ego is so big, it almost makes Bono look level headed.

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Damn, imagine him and Bono in a lift

    • @paulkingdesign5928
      @paulkingdesign5928 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@crappyfilmfans😂😂

    • @razor6552
      @razor6552 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I propose an Irish flag with a large Flatley and Bono on it and a very small St Patrick

    • @razor6552
      @razor6552 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@crappyfilmfans
      "I am the greatest that's ever been!"
      "Who are you again?"
      "I'll do you for that!"
      "Go ahead, if ya can"

    • @paulkingdesign5928
      @paulkingdesign5928 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@razor6552 😂😂

  • @shivalishankersharma1562
    @shivalishankersharma1562 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Finally, someone who can give Seagal some competition

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Long awaited!

    • @patriklindholm7576
      @patriklindholm7576 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Perhaps they could produce a movie together, script and all.

    • @hafirenggayuda
      @hafirenggayuda ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Eh, Flateley is not as perverted or scummy as Seagal, at least like shown in this movie.

    • @Mintylight
      @Mintylight ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The women in this guys films seem to be over 16 though, so, you know...

    • @fuqupal
      @fuqupal ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahaha! Nah! That's impossible!

  • @JckSwan
    @JckSwan ปีที่แล้ว +402

    Hell, if I were a multi-millionaire I might indulge in this kind of narcissism as well. Good luck to him.

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yeah especially if he amuses us!

    • @theasianjaywalker4455
      @theasianjaywalker4455 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ok, yes, its a deal but all we're asking is that, given you have multi-millions, just pay the people to, above all, make it somewhat believable. Nearly the definition of a fictional movie is "suspension of disbelief". That IS basically everything. All we ask is that you don't thwart our brains from that. Make it so, even if we need to smoke drugs beforehand, we can somehow fool ourselves into temporarily accepting "ok, well i guess that could happen" lol

    • @bring-out
      @bring-out ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Some people have no sense, unfortunately. Or fortunately, as it's funny.

    • @kaibotski4939
      @kaibotski4939 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'd just do it to hurt people's heads because that's the whole point of having fuck you money.

    • @theasianjaywalker4455
      @theasianjaywalker4455 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kaibotski4939 It seems to be true what they say, if you want to see the true character (good or bad) of a person its not when everyone is poor. It's when they become rich.
      The thing is, I know YOU fantasize that as winning and being the winner but it's not 'fuck you' money but 'fuck me' money.
      You'd be saying "Im so wealthy I can do shlt that makes me lose and not care!".

  • @enigmadrath1780
    @enigmadrath1780 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    "Bless me father for I have sinned ....... and am about to sin again."
    I thought the followup would be him punching the priest but this stupid movie couldn't even give me that

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Now that would be badass especially if he followed it up with a 300 style drop kick. But no the priest just ushers him away

    • @c.a.sahlin7836
      @c.a.sahlin7836 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Had captions on while watching and got the line "Bless me father for I have sinned ... and I'm about to sing again", which added a nice twist.

    • @helvete_ingres4717
      @helvete_ingres4717 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you cannot deny - that is a badass line

    • @RuailleBuaille
      @RuailleBuaille ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@crappyfilmfans if you're looking for a movie with action more along those lines, there's another awful one made by another Irish "celeb" back in the 90s 😂
      Don't know if you've ever heard of Boyzone, but one of the band members stars on a film called "Fatal Deviation" about... ninja monks in Ireland?
      Another wojus movie, in the so bad it's almost good category.

    • @luzmaria5006
      @luzmaria5006 ปีที่แล้ว

      That line is line to when you will kill someone. If he killed the priest it would be quite a badass line but he TED talk the priest LOL

  • @davidtatro7457
    @davidtatro7457 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Fun video! Let's give Eric Roberts some props here. The man knows what his life has been. He knows he had a shot at being an A-lister and ruined it. And now he's gotten himself together and happily gives his all to every one of the hundred or so two-bit, sleazy villains he plays every year, without irony. No matter how bad the script. He's a hard-working guy now and deserves the living he is making doing B movies. And he still occasionally gets some roles in bigger films like Dark Knight. Respect.

    • @markw110
      @markw110 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      His role as the bad guy in the Mr. Brightside video is genuinely brilliant...and will go down in pop culture history. That's more than most actors...other than the kick ass song...he's certainly the most memorable thing from the music video

    • @successsystem2468
      @successsystem2468 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      💯

    • @laartwork
      @laartwork ปีที่แล้ว +9

      2 oscar nominations in his first few years. Yes he pissed away his chance.

    • @schmodedo
      @schmodedo ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Like a better Stephen Baldwin.

    • @ericwiddison7523
      @ericwiddison7523 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Eric Roberts elevates every film he appears in partly because he's a legitimately talented actor, and partly because he does so many bad movies.

  • @EmlynBoyle
    @EmlynBoyle ปีที่แล้ว +111

    I have a friend who attended the press screening of this, here in Ireland. He said the crowd were mostly roaring with laughter...I've nothing against Michael Flatley personally, but the sheer ego on display here is staggering. He's like Tommy Wiseau, but with far more money and even less talent (bar his dancing skills).

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I watched a few YT vids of people who were in a press screening and it sounds hilarious. There was also a 2018 screening closed to the press. THAT is the copy of the film I’d like to see

    • @ricardolorrio8228
      @ricardolorrio8228 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think the word you are looking for is "ejet"

    • @PungiFungi
      @PungiFungi ปีที่แล้ว

      So I am assuming this film was not funny intentionally

    • @colmwhateveryoulike3240
      @colmwhateveryoulike3240 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I wonder if the laughter fell Flatley on Michael's ears.

    • @crimsonhawk4912
      @crimsonhawk4912 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He showed that to Ireland?! Lmfao. He fucked up bad

  • @JackieBGoode
    @JackieBGoode ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Mom, could we get James Bond?
    "We already have James Bond at home"
    The James Bond at home:

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Haha too true

    • @Biscuitavenger
      @Biscuitavenger ปีที่แล้ว +3

      absolutely perfect analysis

    • @razor6552
      @razor6552 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A ground beef burger with Wonder Bread buns

    • @J5L5M6
      @J5L5M6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@razor6552 "Welfare Bond"

    • @razor6552
      @razor6552 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@J5L5M6
      Government cheese Bond

  • @fourmilier.
    @fourmilier. ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I hear that there is a sequel to 'Blackbird'. I believe the working title is 'Turkey'.

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🦃 🦃 🎩

    • @CallMeMrStopmotion
      @CallMeMrStopmotion ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The sequel "Whiteturkey"will be released next year at your local mitzvah
      Also gonna remake this movie just to make sequels with names based on colors and birds

  • @Wfalen
    @Wfalen ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Only thing this movie lacks, is Flatley coming up with a completely new martial art based on tap dancing that makes him the greatest fighter on earth.

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s in the second one

    • @Keth417
      @Keth417 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      What?There's no dancing? I'm out!

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Keth417 Me too!

    • @shuboy05
      @shuboy05 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sadly Michael has completely retired from dancing due to health problems. Which sadly means no dance battle with Eric Roberts.....

    • @Huly241072
      @Huly241072 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He should do a remake of Gymkata but with tap

  • @mrnelsonius5631
    @mrnelsonius5631 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Imagine working on this for years, telling this rich dude “it’s gonna be great! You’re a visionary” just to fleece this guy out of his vanity bucks. No judgement, I’d work on a production like this. Job’s a job.

  • @motaman8074
    @motaman8074 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I'm going to buy another hat

  • @LobsterPuncher
    @LobsterPuncher ปีที่แล้ว +63

    This is the kind of movie that makes me feel genuine second hand embarrassment.

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The Cringe is strong with this one...

    • @mummyjohn
      @mummyjohn ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it's so weird that that is a thing that even exists, let alone commonplace enough to have a name

    • @Laceykat66
      @Laceykat66 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I disagree. Most of my rainy Saturday afternoons were spent watching foreign sapy films that were basically all like this. They were a fun way to get through the day and I remember them fondly. They don't make "Drive-In fodder" like this anymore and American International does not get them and dubb them with this kind of dialogue.
      There is a place for this kind of movie making and while I agree with you, at least it is not produced by a big-name Hollywood studio with a half-billion dollar budget, all for the same results.

  • @burningdaylights
    @burningdaylights ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Flatley, my dear, I don't river dance!" --Alan Partridge

  • @philipwhelan14
    @philipwhelan14 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Crazy thing about Michael Flately is that he was once the world record fastest feet in the world, a master flautist and a golden gloves champion. He has possibly the largest ego on earth.

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "This gonna be my great comeback like thos rocky movie..."

    • @krashd
      @krashd ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He was a master at farting?

  • @jocularpaddy
    @jocularpaddy ปีที่แล้ว +22

    You think they found the Irish Steven Seagal?

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If only he made as many movies, my life would be complete!

  • @CommanderOfTheSun
    @CommanderOfTheSun ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Chandler Bing should've been the main antagonist.

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That could only have improved the movie 🍿

    • @seanryan3020
      @seanryan3020 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The actor Matthew Perry or the character Chandler Bing?

    • @williammiller3277
      @williammiller3277 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@seanryan3020 both. Two additional characters for the movie. But chandler needs to be TERRIFIED of Flatley.

    • @seanryan3020
      @seanryan3020 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@williammiller3277 Bonus!

    • @jaylong4705
      @jaylong4705 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't get it

  • @nialloconnor1490
    @nialloconnor1490 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I was a little thrown back that he wore his hat at an angle at his own wife's funeral. Like he was worried if he looked trendy enough

    • @Novastar.SaberCombat
      @Novastar.SaberCombat ปีที่แล้ว

      Image is everything to the token narcissist, so... yup! He was most likely quite concerned with his appearance.

    • @mummyjohn
      @mummyjohn ปีที่แล้ว

      it's simply how hats are worn, get over it

  • @mnomic8371
    @mnomic8371 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The woman holding in her laugh looks like the best thing about this film 😂

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I loved her, she was having such a good time

    • @Laceykat66
      @Laceykat66 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Hey, at least I want to WATCH this film. How long have you waited to say that lately? At least it could be fun.

  • @tonygallagher6989
    @tonygallagher6989 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    A narcissistic piece of work which falls embarrassingly short? I know you're talking about the film, but that also perfectly describes Michael Flatley.

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I tip my hat to you sir 🎩

    • @kruk_7279
      @kruk_7279 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is it worse than Barbarella?!

    • @Sangor
      @Sangor ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@crappyfilmfans I hope that after you tipped it you wore it at a jaunty angle.

    • @audie-cashstack-uk4881
      @audie-cashstack-uk4881 ปีที่แล้ว

      He actually performed a miracle here he made us all tap dance whilst pointing at him

    • @johnmc3862
      @johnmc3862 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Hardly, a multi millionaire from dancing? I’d take it.

  • @a-man2530
    @a-man2530 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I'm an actual neighbor of Michael Flatley, his mansion is 5 mins from my family home! Its so weird to see such fimilar sights in a "movie". I haven't seen Blackbird yet but it looks like glorious shite.

    • @EsteemedReptile
      @EsteemedReptile ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tell him I think his hat is silly

    • @a-man2530
      @a-man2530 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@EsteemedReptileNo bother! I'll tell him the movie is bollocks too

    • @hughjass8430
      @hughjass8430 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tell him "Go home Yank!"

  • @doncarlodivargas5497
    @doncarlodivargas5497 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Now i know what i will do when i become a billionaire,
    make a movie with myself in the main role surrounded by beautiful women

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hells yeah

    • @jocelynharris-fx8ho
      @jocelynharris-fx8ho 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He didn't need to make a movie....what do you think the show 'Lord of the Dance' was based on ?

  • @necrosadotor
    @necrosadotor ปีที่แล้ว +18

    this kind of cinema rules, it's way better than the usual hollywood

  • @ZeusMcCormick
    @ZeusMcCormick ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The only thing missing is our hero telling the villain to go puck himself.

  • @JR-gc5ef
    @JR-gc5ef ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I've watched many reviews of crappy movies from Seagal to Neil Breen that have made me laugh. But this is the first one that horrifies, disgusts and nauseates me. Very Well done.

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I need to dive in to some Seagal reviews! Love that old fool

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CitizenAbel-77 where do I start?? Which is the worst of Seagal?

    • @Metal0sopher
      @Metal0sopher ปีที่แล้ว

      @@crappyfilmfans All of them. Flip a coin.

    • @wet-read
      @wet-read ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@CitizenAbel-77
      TLJ and Gary Busey made it great!

    • @hafirenggayuda
      @hafirenggayuda ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@CitizenAbel-77and that mostly because Seagal not have control on that movie, and the director (Andrew Davis) is quite good

  • @disf5178
    @disf5178 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Something tells me his 2 "best ____" awards are from an agency he owns.

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haha deffo, no way real humans chose him for best acting 🎭

  • @razor6552
    @razor6552 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He was totally unconvincing as a man standing by a window.

  • @oyeaoyea8555
    @oyeaoyea8555 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    this review is hilarious but i still give credit to michael flatley for following his passion and putting himself out there to be judged - many let the fear of being mocked prevent them from even trying.

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I give credit for him entertaining us

  • @TheFiddle101
    @TheFiddle101 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "We feared you were dead" 'Well, part of me at least" - considering his shyness with those gorgeous women, is it rude to wonder where that dead part may be?

  • @alexandermikhailov2481
    @alexandermikhailov2481 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I think Michael Scott has to sue this guy for stealing his Threat Level Midnight. 😂

  • @MikeFoxLive
    @MikeFoxLive ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This commentary is simply brilliant! Got up this morning like mehh then watched this and now am so happy!! Thank you for my great day ahead lmao xx

  • @edgiraffr1352
    @edgiraffr1352 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Who would have thought the star of the show called “lord of the dance” would be a narcissist?!

  • @DeclanRyanRising
    @DeclanRyanRising ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This kinda review is given to 95% of first time filmmakers. But it feels so much better when it's about a dorky dance champion rather than your crew member friend who spent a decade on film sets and still blows his 1st attempt.

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes but when it’s multimillionaire it’s extra special

  • @Christian-wr4ge
    @Christian-wr4ge ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I have to admit that it's pretty well shot though. It might be drawing from other movies when it comes to mood and composition, but it's well executed (and which movie doesn't draw from other sources).

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah it’s well shot, which makes the terrible dialogue, acting and plot even more jarring and funny

  • @seanryan3020
    @seanryan3020 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Best portrayal of a secret agent by a constipated Riverdancer."
    That ain't no low-hanging fruit, boy!

  • @montecristo1845
    @montecristo1845 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This movie’s very existence is a reminder of how unfair life is for the truly talented and creative.

  • @mrgadget1485
    @mrgadget1485 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The plot and acting may be ridiculous, but I gotta say it's beautifully shot.

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Cinematographer for sure the imposter in this group

    • @carzybacon47
      @carzybacon47 ปีที่แล้ว

      The last Jedi

    • @carzybacon47
      @carzybacon47 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@apatheticnoncombatant7750 me last night

    • @helvete_ingres4717
      @helvete_ingres4717 ปีที่แล้ว

      it looks very much lke an actual film

  • @Fetch049
    @Fetch049 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    So bold, so brave, such a great treatment of the subject. Brava!

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you 🙏🏼

    • @OceanBloke
      @OceanBloke ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bravo* he is a man and so are u lol

  • @avidodd26
    @avidodd26 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    >nonsensical captions that i can't turn off
    i'm so excited to watch your content!

  • @robbieburns3564
    @robbieburns3564 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've never heard of this. LMAO. Neil Breen would be jealous. The one funny thing you didn't mention is the "USB thing" is a metal washer in a SD memory card case. So instead of making this information in a format that can actually be read - no, it's a metal washer they put inside a SD memory card case. Brilliant!

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha they were all outta USBs and the camera guy was like here take this...

  • @michpemberton2487
    @michpemberton2487 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm allergic to cringe, i'm going to have to watch this in increments.

  • @jaylong4705
    @jaylong4705 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Can i just say that Eric Roberts is the man?

  • @Moviesan69
    @Moviesan69 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for making this, I remember seeing an ad for this movie years ago and had completely forgotten about it while somehow always being curious about it 😂

  • @jonstiffer4994
    @jonstiffer4994 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I read Flatley's autobiography and I'm not that suprised that he made this movie.The book made it quite clear that he thinks very highly of himself. Lord of the Dance was fantatic though and I can't really fault him for making a movie since he can afford it. I probably would too. :)

  • @IUsedToBeAnAdventurerLikeYou
    @IUsedToBeAnAdventurerLikeYou ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Grew up with Lord of the Dance and Riverdance, so when I first heard about this movie I had to laugh a bit. Anyone familiar with Michael Flatley knows the man has a continent sized ego and a film like this can only be a self-insert, Mary Sue fantasy.

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Absolutely, Mary Sue fantasy sums it up perfectly

  • @wiskadjak
    @wiskadjak ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My wife and I watched this movie last night. As you said this "movie" is a pastiche of scenes cloned from real movies. Fight choreography and, to some degree, the jaunty hat angle is from The Quiet Man (1952). The line "You can tell a lot about a man by the way he plays cards." is lifted from Goldfinger where James Bond says "You can tell a lot about a man by the way he plays golf."
    Also, referring to something as "The Formula" is a movie trope that was already cliche when I was a kid in the 1960's.

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว

      Sooo much ripped off and the dialogue was so trash

  • @hoboguru
    @hoboguru ปีที่แล้ว +5

    ‘Fat bloated old man’
    He’s absolutely shredded to be fair

  • @kjay2340
    @kjay2340 ปีที่แล้ว

    I needed something funny to watch tonight lol. Thanks for the video. 😂😊

  • @patrickdoyle2510
    @patrickdoyle2510 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I salute your fortitude, and as I was watching your review, I was thinking how amazing it would be if this fella and Tommy Wiseau started a film school, to share their pearls with the next generation. Also, I just checked and Flatley's apparently making another film, so this gift intends to keep on a givin'!

  • @dirtyguava8209
    @dirtyguava8209 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Cinematography and camera tracking is legit though

  • @kslique
    @kslique ปีที่แล้ว +6

    At 21:17 you can see the angle of the hat matches the angle of the treeline behind him. That's attention to detail. That's cinema!!!

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hear it also matched the angle of his left testicle...

  • @nigelcarren
    @nigelcarren ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Frankly my dear... I don't Riverdance!"
    Sir Alan Gordon Partridge 👍🇬🇧

  • @kaczan3
    @kaczan3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    He still manages to be not as powerful as Rey or any other Mary Sue.

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He ain’t got shizzle on the Mary Sues

    • @Nothing_Israel
      @Nothing_Israel ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Weird how I see people claim “Rey is a Mary Sue,” arguing that she is gifted at everything, flawless, intelligent, seemed to learn to be an amazing fighter and great pilot while off screen - yet those kinds of descriptions apply to countless heroic characters that are iconic and never referred to as Mary Sues. Solid Snake, Clark Kent, Bruce Wayne, every main Star Trek character, Wolverine, Blade, etc., etc.
      You don’t like Rey, and that’s fine - but don’t pretend it is because unlike Luke she didn’t get a 3 minute training montage, because you’ve likely found yourself rooting for onscreen badasses who are gifted at everything who you also never watched earn those skills (anyone remember that scene from James Bond where he first learns how to sword fight, fire a gun and ball dance? No?).
      It does almost seem like I only ever see complaints about a character being too perfect when the protagonist is a woman. Like if you took the script for Lara Croft in Tomb Raider then erased her name and replaced it with James Bond, suddenly no one would mind that the character can single-handedly take on a small army and is able to speak multiple languages.
      I remember people complaining about She Hulk being super strong without “earning” her power and thinking “so like … like literally most every superhero? Did Spider Man get gifted super strength and reflexes by way of a workout montage or did he get bit by a radioactive spider?

    • @leemckenna8214
      @leemckenna8214 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Nothing_IsraelYES!!! THANK YOU!!! So why Isnt Indiana Jones or any action star of the 80s a Mary Sue, or ANY FUGGIN RUBE WHO SAVES HIS FAMILY OR ENTIRE CITY IN AN ACTION FLICK. NERDS just hate seeing "powerful women" I never take any one who uses that term seriously.

    • @itsfaiz2967
      @itsfaiz2967 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@Nothing_Israelfor me personally it's less of the "Mary Sue" issue and more we never got to really see her struggles. The OG trilogy had Luke losing his hand and his friends etc. Hell even James Bond is captured and tortured in nearly every one of his adventures, same with Indiana Jones. I just wanna see the hero's struggle. Clark Kent losing his family is also a struggle. Rey not knowing her family isn't a struggle because we were never told or bonded to them. Just my 2 cents

    • @TheFabledDavid
      @TheFabledDavid ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@itsfaiz2967 precisely, although not facing any real struggles is also a Mary sue trait.

  • @gener2842
    @gener2842 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is the best review I have ever witnessed in the history of cinema!!! 😂

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is the best comment in the history of comments! (Deffo not paid by me)

    • @gener2842
      @gener2842 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@crappyfilmfans I can attest to the fact that I have no financial relationship with the reviewer

  • @kildogery
    @kildogery ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That hat change was spectacular.

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Most majestic thing I’ve seen

    • @kildogery
      @kildogery ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@crappyfilmfans surely a flat cap, makes more sense when driving?
      It's so odd.

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think the one fatal flaw you’ve made there is using logic and reason

    • @kildogery
      @kildogery ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@crappyfilmfans he should have switched it backwards and put on some sweet goggles.
      He obviously did the wardrobe himself too. The fool.

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kildogery now that's a movie I'd watch!

  • @kevinfitzsimons41
    @kevinfitzsimons41 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thank you for one of the greatest laughs I’ve ever had!!! Pure hilarity 😅😅

  • @sajmanzur
    @sajmanzur ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thankyou so much for this review. 🤣 Loved it. Might even watch the whole thing

  • @wimvanderstraeten6521
    @wimvanderstraeten6521 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Who does Flatley think he is? Steven Seagal?

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hope he goes on a movie making spree like Seagal

  • @tahustvedt
    @tahustvedt ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I want a cop duo movie with this guy and Steven Seagal.

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This event would be the singular cause of world peace

  • @sarahb6570
    @sarahb6570 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Your vids are the best dude. Ur roasting is legendary. Hope you get the recognition your content deserves! There’s a trend for hating on movies at the moment, if u do a few recent blockbuster fails, i’m sure you’ll get a good amount of new viewers. Although i do prefer these types of hidden gems or the goofy classics.. but yh u deserve way more subs. Xx

  • @SlimRhyno
    @SlimRhyno ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This made me fall in love with "Threat Level Midnight" all over again. 🥰 ... Wait, that was the whole point of the video, right?! 🤔

  • @watchyawant
    @watchyawant ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The dialogue reminded me of the fake soap that was playing on the TV sets in Max Payne.

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      haha so true! Lords and Ladies distracted me too much while playing Payne

  • @steele41
    @steele41 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I enjoyed this video so much that I just tried to watch "Birdbrain", er... I mean "Blackbird" tonight and gave up at the 35 minute mark. I couldn't enjoy it, even ironically

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah there were some large patches of Boring sheeet left out

  • @kc-lp6wg
    @kc-lp6wg ปีที่แล้ว

    I was waiting for the over dubbed fart noise on the beach and you did NOT disappoint! Lord of the Dump!

  • @nobodyfromnowwhere7510
    @nobodyfromnowwhere7510 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I don't think any spy movie can be worse than Double Down.
    You just can't compete with Neil Breen when it comes to sheer, insane, complete incoherence.

  • @robertodell9193
    @robertodell9193 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I have to admit that "Clean up on aisle 5" is actually a pretty good quip.

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I could deffo see it used in a 90s Arnold flick

  • @cyrusmorris9599
    @cyrusmorris9599 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Michael Flatley was a boxer before he was the Lord of the dance, so obviously he can lay this guy out in two punches. I want to know when this is getting a sequel.

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I cannot imagine him boxing, geezzz

  • @kaorumugen991
    @kaorumugen991 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh, man... Not sure whether it's the movie itself, your deadpan commentary, or the homebrew sake I'm drinking, but I'm crying from laughter here xD Thank you, didn't have such a good time for a long while.

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว

      My boi, it’s that home-brew Sake giving you alcohol poisoning! Glad to hear it and literally the reason I make these videos! Welcome to crappy film fans

  • @retroray58warby98
    @retroray58warby98 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You put a hundred monkeys in a room with a hundred typewriters and eventually they will create Blackbird….or they might just throw shit at each other, which is almost the same result.

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว

      Only when those two occur at the same time, and there is enough shit that smears on the script that blackbird can be created...

  • @paddyboy1140
    @paddyboy1140 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I got a standing ovation going in the cinema. Best comedy in years!

  • @thedrewdog
    @thedrewdog ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I need a movie with Eric Roberts and Nicolas Cage as drug addicted cops, I don't care if it's a sequel to Bad Lieutenant, I NEED IT.

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I need it too! Universe make it happen

  • @nicknewman7848
    @nicknewman7848 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In the sequel he has to disguise himself and go undercover to infiltrate a group of modern day pirates who kidnapped his wife/daughter.. it's called 'Blackbeard'

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s Captain Blackbeard to you soldier

  • @callumlowe7039
    @callumlowe7039 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Great video and well done for making this, my only question would be whether you can make subtitles optional going forward? Not sure how much extra work it is for you

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually it takes me atleast 2-3 hours to add the subs. It seemed to help the engagement of vids, do you think most people would rather have them off? May try going back to no subs

    • @callumlowe7039
      @callumlowe7039 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@crappyfilmfans I'm not sure to be honest, it may just be me and it might not be worth catering to the small minority. Just depends whether the YT generated ones are accurate enough for it to make sense.
      Just my personal opinion but it may not necessarily be the right one. Well put together video either way.

    • @assumptav
      @assumptav ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I had the exact same feedback. I'm not sure if someone else does your captions, but there are lots of mistakes in them. I also prefer the subtitles off, especially since your voice is clear and engaging.

  • @gandalainsley6467
    @gandalainsley6467 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    China has a thing with doing these types of movies. There have been multiple Chinese movies where a millionaire hires a known martial arts actor and then has a fight scene with them and then beats them easily. One to came to my mind was a guy who hired Tony Jaa so in the fight scene with his tai chi he could easily beat him. It was odd. I forgot its name but supposedly its a common thing that millionaires in China do.

    • @jumhed994
      @jumhed994 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jack Ma who once owned AliBaba, China's Amazon made a movie where he beats up famous Kung Fu people

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว

      Geeez that’s madness

  • @theyearwas1473
    @theyearwas1473 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can I hear Lord of the dance all I could think of is the South Park episode
    "I'm slappin you slappin you slappin you"

  • @sexywheels07
    @sexywheels07 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    20:20 does anyone else find it absolutely sickening when "high budget movies" can't even afford blanks in their stage guns because Michael Scott on the office is using actual blanks in real guns and that's a television show 🤯

  • @liamburge463
    @liamburge463 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    David Beattie (Nick in this movie) is actually a really good guy and it's a shame he's gets some crap movies.
    I met him a few years ago and had a chat with him about his time on GoT, truly a stand up guy and he does a good amount of work even before filming and he's actually a good actor.

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nick and the telephone box guy were the best actors from the film. I do feel sorry for them

    • @colmwhateveryoulike3240
      @colmwhateveryoulike3240 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who was he in GoT?

    • @daybidbanderbecht5299
      @daybidbanderbecht5299 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@colmwhateveryoulike3240 He played Sir Meryn Trant. The actor's name is actually Ian Beattie(not David) I'm a bit hazy on GoTs plot details nowadays but he was Joffrey's King's Guard (I think) and one of the people on Arya's list of people to kill. She ends up taking him out in one of the later crappy seasons or smth once she levels up her assassin skills. He played a good scumbag if I recall but I barely remember that show since it started sucking the last few seasons.

    • @colmwhateveryoulike3240
      @colmwhateveryoulike3240 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@daybidbanderbecht5299 Thanks! I have zero recollection of that character even after looking up pictures.

  • @GoldenfoxxPrime
    @GoldenfoxxPrime ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Does... does Eric Roberts actually _seek out_ bad films now? What the hell happened to Eric Roberts? 😂

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He’s the crap film gieger country

  • @PompeySomerstown
    @PompeySomerstown ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Michael Flatley plays....... Victor Blackley! Genius 😆😆😆

  • @Tore_Lund
    @Tore_Lund ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "The Monaco streaming Award"? Sounds like a title you can buy!

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol it’s impossible to get any other info on these awards. Deffo sounds like a buy an award show set up

  • @spookrockcity
    @spookrockcity ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You had me at Eric Roberts

  • @PurePele1
    @PurePele1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This looks horrendous. Like so bad it’s unwatchable so thanks for putting the hours in. Very funny vid. Subbed!
    The hat change was incredible. Why do you think that even made it into the film?

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว

      Some people are just born to change hats!

  • @santoven
    @santoven ปีที่แล้ว

    "Rapist level eye contact" made me lose it. Great video! Instant sub.

  • @Doofwarrior88
    @Doofwarrior88 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The people that actually shot the movie actually did a better job that the Obi-Wan Kenobi series on Disney+

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s beautifully shot

    • @Novastar.SaberCombat
      @Novastar.SaberCombat ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even "The Room" had competent lighting, sets, shots, costuming, etc. And you can hardly blame the sound editor on the HYPER-rushed flower purchase scene. lol
      Narcissistic directors, terrible "writing" and obviously untrained, unmotivated "actors" can definitely destroy all of that, though.
      Imagine if Flatley had simply PRODUCED a film and hired a ton of professionals? The wealth and locations could have been put to excellent use. Oh well.

  • @LamiNalchor
    @LamiNalchor ปีที่แล้ว +6

    an immediate classic

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      its one for the record books! great laugh of a movie

  • @Thoxxxik
    @Thoxxxik ปีที่แล้ว +2

    @03:30 The rain litterally stops 3ft from him walking. I gotta see this! It's like an accident you can't look away ....

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha perfectly sums this 20 car pile up

  • @alanfike
    @alanfike ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The critical difference between Blackbird and Threat Level Midnight is that Threat Level Midnight was intentionally bad.

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And they intentionally tried to pack as many cliches in TLM
      While blackbird thought they were paying hommage

    • @xxxaragon
      @xxxaragon ปีที่แล้ว

      of course, imo, that's likely to make "Blackbird" the more fun film.
      similar to how classic horror garbage is more fun that the majority of those modern movies that are way too self-aware.
      (like, someone genuinely trying can be embarrassing, charming. but others basically failing by design - all while winking at you, as if to say "we did that on purpose!" ... where's the fun in watching that?)

  • @anthonyyoutubefan7567
    @anthonyyoutubefan7567 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Now, I'm interested to see this thing. I'll bet it's a better cinematic experience than The Last Jedi and The Rise Of Palpatine. Thank you, Sir.

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Indeed, add it to those masterpieces!

    • @zamar2158
      @zamar2158 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, I could laugh at this. The star wars murder was too much to handle.

  • @Tomken8d2
    @Tomken8d2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "It was a dark and stormy night..."

  • @dallasdandigitalproduction393
    @dallasdandigitalproduction393 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bravo . I've never heard of this one,but sounds amazing. *New sub*

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks for the sub! Welcome onboard

  • @FuzzImp
    @FuzzImp ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I read his book a when I was younger. He was a BIG deal for a while. Think like an 80s rockstar but much how they have fallen since, this all checks out

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Explains the ego.

    • @FuzzImp
      @FuzzImp ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@crappyfilmfans fun tidbit. He left his first wife for a much younger dancer from the troupe.

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว

      That explains the young girl fantasies in the movie then, 🫠

  • @Hackspear214
    @Hackspear214 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:00 It should be ‘Does Barry Manilow know you RAID his wardrobe’, not RATE his wardrobe…

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s AI subtitles trying to stay PC

  • @Charlie_Duz
    @Charlie_Duz ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh man, thank you for this! 😂😂 "The name's Flatulence, Michael Flatulence!"

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว

      Now that’s a line he should have gone with 👌🏼

  • @ditzygypsy
    @ditzygypsy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What did the budget go to? Well, the HATS, of course!! 😂😂 This review was absolutely sublime. ♥️🤣

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks 😂😂😂

    • @grazie-dc6we
      @grazie-dc6we ปีที่แล้ว

      That professional hat balancer was worth every penny though!

  • @swissphillyd
    @swissphillyd ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Did I see Meryn fucking Trant there? 😂😂

  • @zimzam9166
    @zimzam9166 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:42 rain but no clouds. You've never been to Ireland, have you

  • @h2ohydrox
    @h2ohydrox ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As soon as the captions on the Autoplay said "Michael Flatley", I knew I had to watch this video.

  • @jmgfx4161
    @jmgfx4161 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    First video of yours I've seen. Great review.

  • @Palmieres
    @Palmieres ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When you first said his name I immediately went "Wait, isn't that the guy from the-- OMG, IT IS!" The fact that he made a movie like this is glorious and completely expected from someone like him. Thank you for this revelation!!!

  • @vivalosskeletos5432
    @vivalosskeletos5432 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    In the poker scene, did he really fold and then show his "winning" hand as a fuck you? If that's the case and they wasn't dealt another hand you didn't win, bud!

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To be fair I had to shorten the poker scene for copyright reasons. But he folds a few hands, then strikes lucky on the final river card. I loved how he would just say fold where as most ppl just hand their cards in!

    • @vivalosskeletos5432
      @vivalosskeletos5432 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'd say "you couldn't write that shit" but he clearly did!

    • @crappyfilmfans
      @crappyfilmfans  ปีที่แล้ว

      Hehe not only that, he also looked at it and said that’s brilliant, imma smash 3 mill making this…