I can see why Che thinks that we can't go to the North or South Pole. They don't exist on her model of the Earth. It also doesn't have Antarctica or the north end of Greenland.
Best flat earth parody. Confused lady playing with her toys, while missing every part of the actual model. It would be interesting to see how in her model US fought Imperial Japan.
Or indeed, how the Japanese attacked the Hawaiian islands in the Pacific when, according to her model of the earth, they would have had to travel all the way across from one edge of the world to the other, and back again, to do it.
@@j0hnf_uk The pacific theatre was fake apparently ...But oh gosh ... this lady is just dumber than a chicken w/o a brain ... TBF Would probably have been nice to see CarDiv 1, Yamato and Musashi in the Atlantic back in the 40s
Seeing this, i gotta say Neil Degrasse Tyson is right when he says the problem is not people who don't know stuff. The problem is people who THINK they know stuff.
Neil's a slight bit off. The problem is that nearly half this goddamn god-addled species *WON'T* know stuff even if it costs them their lives. That's the part that's going to kill us all.
Our expedition took longer than expected. And what we found is a discovery of such magnitude, nothing will ever be the same again. In the most remote corner of the Pacific ocean we found giant letters that say "Made in China". It haunts my dreams.
Nah what really happens is you encounter a green wire-frame model where the graphics of the world all break down and everything starts to lag due to the processing power of reality being stretched to the limit. Someone really needs to overclock the world.
Which doesn't actually describe the Earth anywhere as the result of study. The various writer's descriptions, where any appear, are merely as they saw it within their limited knowledge, or metaphorical.
@@grahvis Indeed. And I know of no major Christian church that maintains the doctrine that the Earth is flat. It has been taught as metaphorical for centuries as far as I know. Even amongst the blindly religious, flerfs are outliers. They just possess an unusual, acute imbalance of skepticism, applying none to that which they are told to believe without evidence (i.e their religion) and too much to the truth which is explained and demonstrated (i.e science).
I literally face palmed when she said "Where is this thing that holds the Earth? And if I go a certain way will I run into it?" I hope none of the children in my class ever went away thinking the Earth was really held in space with plastic bits! The ignorance is staggering.
Hearing her obnoxious nails slapping on that poor innocent globe before she broke it and then when she spun it again after "fixing it" all I saw was its death wobble. Poor globe. It deserves better than this.
Does anyone know the original link/location for this video? It's painful to watch, it looks like she has kids so I dread to think what nonsense she's cramming in their heads (on top of this mess)
Flat-Earth was amazingly covered by Hbomberguy and Professor Dave. ...Today again, i bargain that commenting-often will not make people think im a bot but make some Random Persons day betterrr.
The amount of these flat earthers that say "research it" when they actually mean "I once read on a conspiracy theorist website, so I'm pretty sure it's fact and I'm not going to research it, but I'll tell you to because I think you're as lazy as me but I will sound like I'm not" is astounding.
It amazes me that they believe in a bible that presents a provably false timeline but don't believe in provably true fact (When I say provably false, I'm referring to Thomas Paine's 1794-95 book The Age of Reason which uses only evidence provided in the bible itself to debunk plenty of events in the timeline presented in the bible)
"proveably false timeline" If you're talking about young earth creationists, I agree. If you're talking about the more prominent figures that appear in the bible such as various kings then no, you're incorrect, archaeological records do line up with most (not all) rulers that appear in the bible after a certain point fairly early on in the bible.
what always gets me with this water poured on a ball demonstration is that, while most pours straight off as expected, some remains. The ball doesn't instantly dry. If it is in any way wet then water has indeed conformed to the outside of a ball. Every time they do it they debunk themselves.
Technically, they're trying (being generous here) to disprove gravity, but the water sticks due to surface tension and intermolecular forces, not gravity. Although that being said it definitely still sticks which does debunk their usual stated goal of just showing that "water doesn't stick to a ball." Side note though, it is funny to me that the amount that does stick would probably be massively more water than the Earth has if scaled up. Also gravity doesn't cause the water to stick to their ball in the demonstration because gravity is causing the water to stick to a much larger ball instead, so they sort of double debunk themselves with that one.
@@andregon4366 This is more to do with water's natural polar molecular bonds (the same reason water is a decent solvent, has surface tension, and why ice forms a crystalline structure and becomes less dense than water). But a tiny, tiny bit of that attraction is probably also gravity. But yeah, I mean in terms of demonstrating how water forms a ball due to these attractive forces when removed from the much greater attractive force of the Earth's gravity, absolutely. Of course, water droplets filmed while still airborne demonstrate this just as well! Just harder to see with the naked eye.
Or...heaven forbid, her kids. My neices (5&6) Understand how the earth works (well the basics). They also understand bigger object means more sticking force.
@@binomesprite7829 - Possibly but I tend to see someone like this lady as being extremely immature. In other words, she could overcome this issue if she studied the topic and understood what she was talking about. A mentally ill person couldn't do that effectively.
Dan you really do deserve a medal for not only having to deal with flat earthers in your spare time, but also supporting the tragedy that is Southampton F.C.
I don't think people who are that thoroughly marinated in booze 24/7 can be said to be aware enough to consider anything at all at any point whatsoever. Fuck's sake, I can _smell_ the liquor in that room she's sitting in.
After watching this I'm finally convinced Earth actually rotates with such an immense speed that this ladie's brain got flung right out of her head never to be found again.
"Good story"? Well, there's no accounting for opinion, I guess, but I will say I wasn't aware Trump University had a storytelling course to go with its public speaking degree.
I get so aggravated when people try to say the Bible says the earth is flat. Nowhere in the Bible does it say that. Neither is it implied or anything else.
th-cam.com/video/dkFiYZXJ3KE/w-d-xo.html [Embed] It's pretty short. Not so much an argument for flat earth, but pointing a difficulty with globe earth physics th-cam.com/video/YsSanuUNygI/w-d-xo.html - lazer experiment th-cam.com/video/bQEPYfjCx1o/w-d-xo.html&ab_channel=LisaM
I have always found it really funny that every time a flat earther does the pour water over a ball thing they are inadvertently showing you how water will be pulled to a much much larger ball
This woman is so dogmatic in her thinking that she doesn't even require an explanation for why everything falls down towards the ground on Earth, it's just another product of God™ 'regular' flat earthers at least make the effort of coming up with some bullshit explanation. 0/10
@@mihaicolceriu-nicola7148 yeah this woman doesnt seem to understand much of anything to be honest. i think she has a complex about her intelligence level and flat earth is her attempt at making herself feel smart. i mean its a crazy way to do it and i'm basing this off of a very brief snippet of her life in this video, but that would be my guess based on the way she is a talking. i just always thought it was so funny how they dont realize that what they are actually proving is that water will be pulled to the earth even if something else gets in the way. which is a much larger sphere than the ball is. theyre so clueless that they dont realize that what they are trying to mock is actually what they are demonstrating when the water hits the ground and tries to fill available space on the earth. its so funny how they are so arrogant and angry about it. and they act like the burden of proof is on us!
th-cam.com/video/dkFiYZXJ3KE/w-d-xo.html [Embed] It's pretty short. Not so much an argument for flat earth, but pointing a difficulty with globe earth physics th-cam.com/video/YsSanuUNygI/w-d-xo.html - lazer experiment th-cam.com/video/bQEPYfjCx1o/w-d-xo.html&ab_channel=LisaM
Saw a car in the supermarket carpark with a bumper sticker "research flat earth". I let the tyres down and put a note under the wiperblade that said "Research flat tyres"
And beam or stream it to Che Lyn! Viewers can also amuse themselves by calculating the rotational velocity of other planets e.g. the mighty 'Speedy Gonzalez' Jupiter.
I honestly cannot comprehend how people reach such perilous levels of ignorance. This truly might be the most imbecilic one you've found thus far. What a genuine treasure you've unearthed for us this time around, Dan. Much appreciated, good sir.
90% of the world proved in the last 5 years they show those perilous levels of ignorance, they use exactly the same logical phallacies to justify what they see on tv as being real. Difference is flat earth morons aren't hurting children nor are the pushers of it earning billions of dollars on the grift.
I love when flat earthers scale the Earth size by a factor of 1:100 000 but somehow forget to scale down the speed. They wouldn't have to if they've used angular speed, but they usually don't know what that is...
Even like using basic logic, if they know a day is about 24 hours long, then surely in their head they would know that the Earth has to spin slow enough for that to be the case. You'd have to spin it for a full day to fully comprehend the speed of it, and you'd get well bored before then
It's so weird to me that they can't comprehend angular momentum. Have they never, like, driven a car? Taken a sharp turn, then taken a much wider one at the same speed? If all that matters is how fast you're traveling, why does one of those cause a much more violent reaction than the other? High-speed highways shouldn't be able to curve at all, given what happens if you try and take a turn at those speeds!
@@kainotachi Correct, and as we all know, when you are at cruising altitude in an airliner doing 500mph, the flight attendants allow nobody to leave their seats during minor course changes, and all drinks, hot and cold come in sealed containers with straws, and everyone is wearing seatbelts to prevent their drinks and bodies being flung to one side of the plane, as it makes a gentle turn in the sky.
This really is the biggest facepalm i've had for a while. Thanks Dan. ( I had to fix the spelling mistake, The embarrasing thing is... I typed this on a keyboard )
@@KLSYFY If been many places. You don't even know about the places if been. If been all over this world. Okay, fine. If never been anywhere. If been lying to you. 😭
@@2LucasKane3 The more recent autocorrect functions constantly foul up everything I write, forcing me to always double check my comments before I post. It has also made me a lot more forgiving when I see typos in other people's comments - especially like the OP's one, which looks like a typical autocorrect mistake.
The pouring water on a globe trope is so telling. I’ll bet a model of our tectonic plates wouldn’t rumble like an earthquake either! We need to tell people about this.
The funniest part of her pouring water on the globe model and telling us that it doesn't stick on the bottom was that you could actually see streams of water that were in fact sticking to the bottom of her globe. Priceless. You cant make that shit up.
I'm old and not in great shape. I was already experiencing some back ache and knee ache and other physical aches. Now my head hurts too. Thanks, Dan! ;)
Once I dated a girl that believed that there are no bears in Greece after brief discussion over some other issues I found out she was a flat earther as well and I ran like hell !!!!
"So far she's not got one thing correct." She did spin the globe in the correct direction. Probably an accident. [Globe crashes to floor.] Guess I shouldn't have brought it up.
As a former Quartermaster in the US Navy I can confirm that people travel through the Bermuda triangle on a daily basis. Yes there have been numerous plan crashes and shipwrecks but that happens all over the world. We used to have to update our charts constantly to make sure where we where sailing to we wouldn't run into said shipwrecks and other things that change the depth of the water. Crossed over the equater more than once. Can confirm that the stars change position in the sky depends on what Longitude and Latitude you where on and while doing celestial navigation you had to use that information to make sure you where using the correct stars to navigate. If you don't you wont end up where you need to be. Even while determining sunrise/moonrise and sunset/moonset you had to use latitude and Longitude to predict them as well as the 15 degree of arc the sun, stars and planets move through our skies on.
She's doing what everyone else of the flerfs were doing back in 2017. Before they got called out on their BS, and wisened up to NEVER give an solid explanation.
I'm glad she saved the best 'til last. That Bermuda Triangle gag made me choke laughing. Such seriously good satire, the flat earthers are doing our job for us.
Nutty as a fruitcake! This is honestly like watching one of those TV programs where they might give 5 year olds some random props and tell them to explain something they clearly don't understand yet 😆
Well I'm convinced we all live on a flat earth with tangerine trees and salad bowl skies with plasticine mountains. Sounds like the beginnings of a Beatles song.
Opperation high jump is a consporacy theorist favourite Its just they can't decide between ice walls, nazis, aliens or nazi aliens guarding the ice wall
That's one of my favorite "reasons" for a flat earth. Don't these idiots realize a few things. 1) It is very dangerous to fly over the South Pole, and it has nothing to do with the pole. The simple fact is is that it's a huge sheet of ice. If you have any problem's, you're dead. You're either going to crash, or die from freezing to death if you survive said crash. 2) there are images out there of the 4 flights from South America, Africa, and Australia, connecting the cities in those three locations, in all directions. These flights, when mapped out, fly Besides the entirety OF Antarctica. There's also was a chartered flight that flew all around the entirety of Antarctica. I know little of the last so don't now if it was one shot or two or the segments. I just know that it exists. 3) These idiots have never read the Antarctic Treaty. While I've never read it in it's entirety, I've seen plenty of reviews, and know that it bans exploitation, development of, or extraction of natural resources. The nations that are involved do research there all the time. As far as only at one spot, it's about as inhospitable as you can get. 4) Kelsey, a 747 pilot with an excellent TH-cam channel, has offered to fly anyone, on a chartered plane around parts of Antarctica, to show them how it really is. If these FEs are so convinced of the shape of the earth, they should just get together, spend the money, and they can see what it is for yourself.
I saw her pick up the glass of water and immediately went “oh for fucks sake” then Dan came on and said “yes, this is happening” made me laugh more than it should’ve lmao
It's kind of a trend to propagate willfull ignorance and act like being proud of it. She doesn't believe anything of her own chiildish rambling. It's about presenting her anti-intellectual lifesyle like a career.
@@manuell3505 Exactly, and they're not even truly interested in how the world works because "God's doing it" so there's really no motive to any of this other than sticking it to "the man" and being a member of the stupidest club in existence.
It makes sense from the FLer perspective that space can't exist as a vacuum because of pressure next to vacuum etc, so space is entirely atmosphere with the earth whizzing through it. Yeah, I know... but stupid is going to stupid.
@@whiterabbit75 It's not really that no one told them, it's that they cherry-pick their science. They are fully aware of the Michelson-Morley results, but they take the joke answer to the results because that is what they want the answer to be. In a way though, she is right, we do orbit through an atmosphere, the Sun's. But again the FLers take it out of context and instead of showing that such an atmosphere is a few atoms per metre cubed, they simply stop at "atmosphere" and claim it's the same as Earth's at ground level. Just the same as they did with the Moon is in the Earth's atmosphere paper and they constantly do with "Gravity doesn't exist because it's not a force" thing. They will constantly take a grain of scientific truth, and then torture it until they can claim that it backs up their desired position. They then wave the paper or statement as if their wild interpretation of it is the only possible one and thus science is backing them up. It's a ruse and a lie just like the rest of FE.
Nice to see another flat earther just making up 'facts' and telling everyone to do their own research. I just don't understand how people can be so ignorant or arrogant when the answers are right in front of them.
@@terrypussypower I think we could definitely make her the official poster child for Dunning-Kreuger! Frankly, I think this woman is nothing short of spectacularly cognitively impaired, to the point where she would require full-time live-in help just to carry out normal everyday activities. She strikes me as the sort who would put a small pet in a microwave oven to dry them off, then try to sue the manufacturer after the poor animal dies. And she tells people to "do their research?" If memory serves, the Earth masses something on the order of 10x(46th power) tonnes, so OF COURSE the water will be attracted to the much heavier ball underneath her puny (and woefully misunderstood) globe. Honestly, this is by far THE single most pitiful Flerfer I've ever seen, and that's really saying something. Get some help, lady, you need it!
I was a sailor for 8.5 years, and i sailed from the west coast of the USA, east to the asian pacific rim, 3 times, and back again. This lady *has* to be a parody, Poe's law champion.
I grew up in Alaska and even though I wasn't able to go, my best friend in high school went to France on the high school trip arranged by our French teachers. They flew over the north pole from Alaska to France. Unfortunately, I believe that route was discontinued during the 90s, but I recently read that there is talk of starting it back, from Anchorage to Oslo, I believe. Either way, I wonder how she would explain over-the-pole travel. Love the videos, Dan!
I’d love to see a video where Dan actually goes to the North/South Pole just to prove the flat earthers wrong. Ik it’s unlikely, but it would be amazing to see
@@silkychan6099 that is the problem with conspiracy theorists, they are so sure of their believe that most of the time, there is nothing that can convince them that they are wrong
God could come down to earth with all the angels, singing that the earth is round and billions of years old. Nope, fake news, it's flat and 6000 years old. At this point God wonders What have I done!!!
My GF flew directly over the north pole last week due to the situaltion in Russia/Ukraine. Flights from Japan to EU currently have to head north instead of flying west over Russia, fly over the bering strait, over the north pole and enter EU from the north. Bloody long flight, 15h, but ngl i'm kinda jealous, she flew over the north pole how cool is that?!
No kiddin man. So much cooler than the lame planes I rode and riding over boring, mostly flat farmland. Don't get me wrong, quilt work grass/crop patterns are neat but highly manicured land is so samey that it gets boring fast.
@@jpkac Yep, so many people get this wrong. You don't measure rotation in mph, you measure it in degrees per second (or per hour in Earth's case since the rotation is so slow).
@@StormsparkPegasus amount of rotation is expressed in degrees that is true but you can also express rotational speed in revolutions/time as well as linear speed a point on rotating object has.
@@siriusgray3579 Linear speed is totally meaningless for the purposes the flerfs are trying to use it for, they only use the "big number" it generates on the equator (because the planet is big) for shock value. Revolutions per time is generally only useful for things rotating MUCH faster than Earth does. 0.000694 RPM is not going to be meaningful to post people.
If I ever win the lottery I'm going to ask if all these flat earthers want to go to Antarctica. I'm then going to fly them there. And make them take a boat back.
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Just a quote : "I did what every flat earther told me, do my research. And when I've finished it, I was finally convinced that the Earth is a sphere. I have seen more than enough evidence of this while doing my research." - Ranty.
@@missharry5727 For LEO, it might be more of a case of sociopathy, you can count it as a milder version of Nathan Oakley. I'm not a psychiatrist, I can't say more about him.
Actually she has a point. I took a flight a while ago and we got to a certain point and just stopped, mid-air. The pilot got on the tannoy and told us we had reached the Earth’s boundary and could go no further. He told us not to worry as this was perfectly normal and consistent with the Bible’s verses. We simply turned around and flew home, a little disappointed not to have reached our destination but understanding that this was God’s will. Happens all the time I’m told.
Actually this isn't true. What actually happens is your plane smashes into the side of the pudding-bowl-dome-sky at high speed and totally disintegrates, along with everyone inside (poor you). Meanwhile, God creates an identical copy of the plane, complete with a copy of you with all your memories and experiences, God creates this at the opposite side of the pie-dish-world and it continues on to it's destination with everyone on board totally unaware of the tragedy which just befell them on the other side of pie-dish-world. Come to think of it, it might not Nasa and not God who creates the copy. I think the Lizard people employ Nasa to do it on God's behalf or something. It's all done so that you sheep can believe the world is a globe without realising the truth that it is a pie-dish filled with playdough. This is all done so that you continue to pay your taxes to Nasa so they can spend it making copies of disintegrated planes - and that's how it all works.
I’ve heard of the ‘Argument From Incredulity’, but now I’m wondering there’s such a thing as an ‘Argument From How Did She Even Make It To Her Current Age Without Succumbing To Crayon Poisoning?’ Nobody can be that stupid and reach that age without constant supervision from trained professionals, surely.
In all the years ive followed you, (let's include the loons Creaky discovers) this one has to be the ultimate advert for the padded cell and white jacket.
'The Bible says the earth is flat and stationary' And that alone is sufficient for us to view everything else contained in it with a high level of skepticism.
@@scottanderson7343 In all fairness, the bible doesn't say it explicitly but there are instances that suggest that interpretation. One is the famous 'four corners of the Earth'. The other one is when Jesus went to the desert to meditate and Satan tempted him. They both climbed a mountain and from here they were able to see all the kingdoms of the Earth. Of course, both instances could have been symbolical, and I think that was probably the intent, but tell that to a literalist.
@@juanausensi499 What I do find a bit funny about that... is if you take that completely literally... Then the earth MUST be both flat and rectangular. Which to be fair her model was.
@@BackPocketChange It's like any work of fiction, FE is best enjoyed if accompanied by a suspension of belief. You get to play along without putting your sanity and your brain cells at risk.
@@annk.8750 when i see a play with bad acting, i blame the director.. here, i could blame the teachers, but it could be the system, not letting the teachers have the time to do remedial work.
I’ve been watching Dan, along with FTFE, Conspiracy Catz, and several others for years now, and this lady’s ‘presentation’ has to be the single most dumbest thing that I have ever witnessed on any of their channels, bar none!
He's in hamster heaven talking with the Hamster God right now..."I told the human's God that he shouldn't let them have TH-cam. Do you understand now why I told you lot to stick to your wheel?"
Sometimes, I see flat earthers and think "You clearly have some intelligence, why on earth would you think that?" - then I see people like her, and I'm not surprised.
@@robertw174 What makes you think there never was? There are actually quite many. Here's one: th-cam.com/video/zhuGwQq7qZk/w-d-xo.html Do not make things up. Simple research will always prove you wrong.
Thousands of years ago people thought we lived in a flat earth because they didn’t know enough about the world around them. Now we know pretty much everything yet have people regressing to the mind abilities of cavemen in their outlook of the world.
@@fromagefrizzbizz9377 thank you for that. I've searched but never found that. Noticed there was no curvature to the earth and as usual the camera went out right on que. Beautiful video!
Regarding "keep the sky dark"... just reminds me (once again) of a scene in one of these fire fighter tv shows... at the end of the episode - a huge earth quake had just shattered the city, killing electricity and such - the woman at the emergency hotline got a call... "blablabla, what´s the emergency?" "mam, I just looked out of my window. and there is a strange glow in the sky, I´m a little worried..." the operator thinks for a moment and says "oh, you are probably seeing the milky way, because the lights are out..."
7:27 did she really say "why is water blue". Lady you had a glas of water directly in your hands a few seconds ago. Was it blue? Dan you should add a counter "how many things can a person get wrong". Maybe she will set up a longtime record?
I have been on TH-cam for a very long time. I have been suffering from severe social anxiety for 20+ years which makes it hard for me to even engage in normal acttivities, like playing online games or even driving. Because of this I rarely ever comment on a video. But I just have to say: WOW..... wtf... Thanks Dan :)
This might be a treatment for the type of condition you suffer from. The knowledge gained from educators on yt might give folk the ability to express their disbelief in the thinking of folk like this woman. Or as you say "Wow, like wtf!!"
Okay, one second, I just need to prepare myself for understanding her argument... **throws self down a flight of stairs, making sure to hit my head really hard on every step as I bounce my way down.** Ah yes.... I think I'm starting to see things her way now... just need a couple of paracetamol for this raging pain in my head - and maybe a sponge to mop up the bleeding...
My "programming" at school must have been that good that I don't even remember having seen an actual globe at school. There might have been one at one of the primary school classrooms, but definitely not "in every classroom" as flerfs like CC repeat like a mantra, and there probably was one in the "map room", too, but I don't consciously remember any globe ever having been used in geography lessons, or elsewhere. I *do* remember that I got a globe as a birthday or christmas present while in 2nd or 3rd grade, so I may simply have been more fond of my own one than whatever may have been used in school ...
Pah, no school that had normal kids in it would EVER have left a globe just out there on the desk, for all the kids to see! Every teachers knows - they leave the classroom for just five minutes, and by the time they come back Harris is trying to head it into the wastepaper basket after Jonesy kicked it around the room yelling "Look, I'm Rio Ferdinand!"
Yeah, the schools I went to had globes in certain classes but otherwise they were kept in a storage closet to avoid students ruining the expensive globe models they used (traditional brass design, beautiful but expensive). Some teachers did purchase their own globes just to leave on their desks for students to look at and explore, usually these were the cheaper models that you can find at Walmart and similar stores. I even got in trouble once for bringing in a to-scale model of the moon attached to a piece of fence wire bent to clip onto the half-ring that bound the globe's axis, my American History teacher loved it and kept it for use in his classroom (always wanted to know if he kept it when he retired in the following year).
To be fair, this is probably how confused I looked when I first heard about time dilation as a child. We all have unlimited ignorance, sparsely scattered with microscopic specks of knowledge.
How do you do it, Dan? I can feel my intellect plummeting just watching this utter drivel and yet you keep ploughing through it and giving us these videos. Glad you do because it’s endlessly entertaining but I do worry for your sanity sometimes.
If you're really that entertained by the most monumentally dumb people in the world, allow me to suggest a couple channels. Logicked finds the most insanely stupid people I've ever seen. Then there's Sir SIC. He finds some good ones too but I don't think anyone has it over Logicked.
Well, in France (and in Québec too as someone told me), if you can prove she is endangering herself and the others, you can lock her in a mental institution for her own good.
Reminds me of one of my favorite lines from a NOFX song (USA-Holes): "There's no point for democracy when ignorance is celebrated, political scientists get the same one vote as some Arkansas inbred"
"it's flat - wait it's not flat it's *biblical*" I love how she had to catch herself because she doesn't want to sound as crazy as she personally knows she is
And just when you thought you couldn't hear anything more ridiculous regarding flat earth here she is. I would love to hear her explanation as to how, according to her projection map we can have sunrise in Alaska and then an hour later have sunrise in Eastern Russia, the other side of the earth.
I wonder how she explains travelling from her "west" to the other side of her map to the "east" instantaneously, which people do all the time. Oh, wait. "They" make it look that way to deny god, don't They?
I once told a flat earther (one of 3 I knew, all related) they can walk across Antarctica or I could show them the math. The conclusion was generally I had to find an easier way of proving it to them. On the plus side I'd never had found this channel if I didn't let one of them borrow my phone to show me a youtube video "about the truth"... wasn't your video, that's just what I countered with.
If the earth was flat, then day and night would be the Same For everyone on earth, since the sun would either be above the disc or below the disc. Maybe that explanation is easier to understand as a Prove.
@@richardross1166 I used to be Casino Manager on Cruise ships and one of them had excursions ashore in Antarctica, I was asked to help guests once they're ashore so I got to spend all day there whenever we were there.
@@ZombieRodeo wow, I would never have guessed that! I'd like to go work on some of the tourist boats some time, mainly to see a different part of Antarctica.
@@richardross1166 You can also look into jobs in Antarctica on indeed or Glassdoor and they hire for many different positions. Great if you’re single with no kids as you’ll be there for months usually between September to March for a good reason.
5:06 The irony is just off the charts. I feel sorry for people like her that have been indoctrinated to this level. So much so that their understanding of the physical world is this crippled.
Her understanding probably was always flawed, otherwise she would not have been able to be indoctrinated in the first place. She literally has zero concept of gravity.
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Did you delete my comment Dan?
@@908animates it might of been the "THEY" hiding the troof because its to much for us to handle.
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You can 'thank' googleTube's *CENSORSHIP* department for that.
@@908animates if it contained a link then Google probably did that
I can see why Che thinks that we can't go to the North or South Pole. They don't exist on her model of the Earth. It also doesn't have Antarctica or the north end of Greenland.
Best flat earth parody. Confused lady playing with her toys, while missing every part of the actual model. It would be interesting to see how in her model US fought Imperial Japan.
Or indeed, how the Japanese attacked the Hawaiian islands in the Pacific when, according to her model of the earth, they would have had to travel all the way across from one edge of the world to the other, and back again, to do it.
"False Flag", apparently.
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@@j0hnf_uk The pacific theatre was fake apparently ...But oh gosh ... this lady is just dumber than a chicken w/o a brain ...
TBF Would probably have been nice to see CarDiv 1, Yamato and Musashi in the Atlantic back in the 40s
@@j0hnf_ukmany flat earthers say that that is also a conspiracy
ww2 obviously didn't happen lol
Seeing this, i gotta say Neil Degrasse Tyson is right when he says the problem is not people who don't know stuff. The problem is people who THINK they know stuff.
She should have spent more time in the classroom and less time outside smoking pot with her friends~haha!
I think she mostly repeats the bullshit she heard. Nothing comes out of this brain. I refuse to believe it!
I'm going to make a bold assumption that this lady doesn't know a lot of stuff.
Like, most stuff.
He’s not the first to say something like it… but it’s true enough to bear repeating.
Neil's a slight bit off. The problem is that nearly half this goddamn god-addled species *WON'T* know stuff even if it costs them their lives. That's the part that's going to kill us all.
Our expedition took longer than expected. And what we found is a discovery of such magnitude, nothing will ever be the same again. In the most remote corner of the Pacific ocean we found giant letters that say "Made in China". It haunts my dreams.
Oh no. It does make sense.
Nah what really happens is you encounter a green wire-frame model where the graphics of the world all break down and everything starts to lag due to the processing power of reality being stretched to the limit. Someone really needs to overclock the world.
And then the drugs wear off before realizing that's just China on a spherical map.
🤣
Read the book Strata by Terry Pratchett.
3:20 Wow, she just destroyed the globe earth model within seconds, I'm very impressed.
"If you use your own mind and not the mind you've been programmed with..."
Immediately reveals she believes the literal word of the Bible.
The projection is strong today.
Which doesn't actually describe the Earth anywhere as the result of study. The various writer's descriptions, where any appear, are merely as they saw it within their limited knowledge, or metaphorical.
She is so incredibly stupid I nearly feel sorry for her…. I know 5 year olds with more grasp of reality than her.
@@grahvis Indeed. And I know of no major Christian church that maintains the doctrine that the Earth is flat. It has been taught as metaphorical for centuries as far as I know. Even amongst the blindly religious, flerfs are outliers.
They just possess an unusual, acute imbalance of skepticism, applying none to that which they are told to believe without evidence (i.e their religion) and too much to the truth which is explained and demonstrated (i.e science).
and all uttered without the slightest irony ...
I literally face palmed when she said "Where is this thing that holds the Earth? And if I go a certain way will I run into it?" I hope none of the children in my class ever went away thinking the Earth was really held in space with plastic bits! The ignorance is staggering.
If it's not plastic bits what else could it be huh?
One of the things that makes me think she's a troll
@@Brett-yq7pj Velcro!
She either has the reasoning skills of a 4 year old, or is trolling with skill of an expert.
I spat my Fruity Pebbles out when she said that..
Hearing her obnoxious nails slapping on that poor innocent globe before she broke it and then when she spun it again after "fixing it" all I saw was its death wobble. Poor globe. It deserves better than this.
Rip glove
F in chat for globe
Does anyone know the original link/location for this video? It's painful to watch, it looks like she has kids so I dread to think what nonsense she's cramming in their heads (on top of this mess)
Flat-Earth was amazingly covered by Hbomberguy and Professor Dave.
...Today again, i bargain that commenting-often will not make people think im a bot
but make some Random Persons day betterrr.
Ngl, I wanted to spin her useless head the same way... such disrespect 🤣🤣🤣
The amount of these flat earthers that say "research it" when they actually mean "I once read on a conspiracy theorist website, so I'm pretty sure it's fact and I'm not going to research it, but I'll tell you to because I think you're as lazy as me but I will sound like I'm not" is astounding.
Still so ironic to hear them say "what you've been programmed to believe" than not even a minute later "this is the biblical earth"
It amazes me that they believe in a bible that presents a provably false timeline but don't believe in provably true fact
(When I say provably false, I'm referring to Thomas Paine's 1794-95 book The Age of Reason which uses only evidence provided in the bible itself to debunk plenty of events in the timeline presented in the bible)
We're all programmed. It's just a question of what information you have been programmed with.
One of Futurama's best quotes: "I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!"
The Bible actually implies a spherical Earth in a couple places.
"proveably false timeline"
If you're talking about young earth creationists, I agree.
If you're talking about the more prominent figures that appear in the bible such as various kings then no, you're incorrect, archaeological records do line up with most (not all) rulers that appear in the bible after a certain point fairly early on in the bible.
what always gets me with this water poured on a ball demonstration is that, while most pours straight off as expected, some remains. The ball doesn't instantly dry. If it is in any way wet then water has indeed conformed to the outside of a ball. Every time they do it they debunk themselves.
Or you could check the video where they wring out a wet piece of cloth in ISS.
I was thinking, "if Earth were in the Roche radius of a larger body, our oceans wouldn't 'stick', either."
Best thing is that if you do that while free falling, the water will stick.
Technically, they're trying (being generous here) to disprove gravity, but the water sticks due to surface tension and intermolecular forces, not gravity. Although that being said it definitely still sticks which does debunk their usual stated goal of just showing that "water doesn't stick to a ball." Side note though, it is funny to me that the amount that does stick would probably be massively more water than the Earth has if scaled up. Also gravity doesn't cause the water to stick to their ball in the demonstration because gravity is causing the water to stick to a much larger ball instead, so they sort of double debunk themselves with that one.
@@andregon4366 This is more to do with water's natural polar molecular bonds (the same reason water is a decent solvent, has surface tension, and why ice forms a crystalline structure and becomes less dense than water). But a tiny, tiny bit of that attraction is probably also gravity. But yeah, I mean in terms of demonstrating how water forms a ball due to these attractive forces when removed from the much greater attractive force of the Earth's gravity, absolutely.
Of course, water droplets filmed while still airborne demonstrate this just as well! Just harder to see with the naked eye.
I can only imagine the embarrassment her friends and family must feel for her.
Or...heaven forbid, her kids.
My neices (5&6) Understand how the earth works (well the basics).
They also understand bigger object means more sticking force.
I'm worried we're laughing at mental illness.
@@binomesprite7829 - Possibly but I tend to see someone like this lady as being extremely immature. In other words, she could overcome this issue if she studied the topic and understood what she was talking about. A mentally ill person couldn't do that effectively.
How many teachers did she drive to day drinking?
@@russell2952 Yes
just Yes
Dan you really do deserve a medal for not only having to deal with flat earthers in your spare time, but also supporting the tragedy that is Southampton F.C.
Ok, according to her, there is a semi-spherical dome over a square-shaped earth. Brilliant.
Alright at the strike of midnight we will head to one of the corners and make our escape through the crack! We can do it!
And dogs are much bigger than people and water is always still. My cat is now hiding under the bed.
I don't think people who are that thoroughly marinated in booze 24/7 can be said to be aware enough to consider anything at all at any point whatsoever. Fuck's sake, I can _smell_ the liquor in that room she's sitting in.
@@GeeVanderplas Ironically she also makes her escape though crack.
@@GeeVanderplas Don't do it. If too many people gather in a corner the earth will tilt and cause a tsunami!
After watching this I'm finally convinced Earth actually rotates with such an immense speed that this ladie's brain got flung right out of her head never to be found again.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@B.L. Alley LOL. Good one!
Best comment today award goes to you DoomsdayAdam ha ha I needed that laugh after watching her stupidity. lol
LOL...she's clearly on drugs, you can tell.
Bold of you to assume she had a brain in the first place.
She doesn't let facts get in the way of a good story, does she?
"Good story"? Well, there's no accounting for opinion, I guess, but I will say I wasn't aware Trump University had a storytelling course to go with its public speaking degree.
No she doesn't though "good" is a fair bit to generous a description in my humble opinion 😉
Itsi5s not even a good story!!! Most 8f not all "stories " have a modicum of truth? This is so far from a story, it contains not one iota of truth
not in the slightest haha
A good biblical story .
I get so aggravated when people try to say the Bible says the earth is flat. Nowhere in the Bible does it say that. Neither is it implied or anything else.
It takes a very special kind of person to make all other flat earthers look like geniuses.
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It's pretty short. Not so much an argument for flat earth, but pointing a difficulty with globe earth physics
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🤣 👍 indeed!!!
Intelligence distribution roughly follows a bell curve, so there's bound to be a few flat earthers that make the other look really smart.
Got one of these guys at work. Nice guy but goodness I feel sorry for him. Teaching his kids this aswell. So 😔
I have always found it really funny that every time a flat earther does the pour water over a ball thing they are inadvertently showing you how water will be pulled to a much much larger ball
This woman is so dogmatic in her thinking that she doesn't even require an explanation for why everything falls down towards the ground on Earth, it's just another product of God™
'regular' flat earthers at least make the effort of coming up with some bullshit explanation. 0/10
ikr? even a kid with no school can understand this and she cant. it blows my mind how she cant grasp it 🤯
@@mihaicolceriu-nicola7148 yeah this woman doesnt seem to understand much of anything to be honest. i think she has a complex about her intelligence level and flat earth is her attempt at making herself feel smart. i mean its a crazy way to do it and i'm basing this off of a very brief snippet of her life in this video, but that would be my guess based on the way she is a talking.
i just always thought it was so funny how they dont realize that what they are actually proving is that water will be pulled to the earth even if something else gets in the way. which is a much larger sphere than the ball is. theyre so clueless that they dont realize that what they are trying to mock is actually what they are demonstrating when the water hits the ground and tries to fill available space on the earth. its so funny how they are so arrogant and angry about it. and they act like the burden of proof is on us!
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It's pretty short. Not so much an argument for flat earth, but pointing a difficulty with globe earth physics
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@@whitlocktherevanchist5236 yep! still cant get how they cant understand why the water falls off the ball tho 🤯😅
Brilliant! Haven't seen anyone do the old 'pour water on a sphere' thing for quite some time. Happy days!
“Nooooo” 😳
It's not complete without saying that a car can just coast south without gas
Saw a car in the supermarket carpark with a bumper sticker "research flat earth".
I let the tyres down and put a note under the wiperblade that said "Research flat tyres"
Now for the 24 hour live stream of Dan turning the globe once.
And beam or stream it to Che Lyn! Viewers can also amuse themselves by calculating the rotational velocity of other planets e.g. the mighty 'Speedy Gonzalez' Jupiter.
Near about choked on coffee at the magnetic poles *sucking* you in.
How does a flat plane have a random vortex that no one knows about?
Also, according to her "model" the Bermuda Triangle is in the middle of Africa. xD
we're not allowed to go there
How does a square have poles?
And all the water is draining through the bottom of the tupaware earth and into outerspace😂😂😂😂
We should ask Bob if you were spinning the globe too fast, Dan. He knows how fast it should be.
Something about... 15 miles... 15 degrees...
Thanks Bob
I honestly cannot comprehend how people reach such perilous levels of ignorance. This truly might be the most imbecilic one you've found thus far. What a genuine treasure you've unearthed for us this time around, Dan. Much appreciated, good sir.
90% of the world proved in the last 5 years they show those perilous levels of ignorance, they use exactly the same logical phallacies to justify what they see on tv as being real.
Difference is flat earth morons aren't hurting children nor are the pushers of it earning billions of dollars on the grift.
She seems to have a mix of ignorance and Xanax
Meth for sure
There's nothing like a refreshing cringe and facepalm on a Friday morning. Thanks Dan, this was a good one 👍
Yeah keep doing that
Over n over n over n over
Until you pass out fkn idiot
I love when flat earthers scale the Earth size by a factor of 1:100 000 but somehow forget to scale down the speed. They wouldn't have to if they've used angular speed, but they usually don't know what that is...
Even like using basic logic, if they know a day is about 24 hours long, then surely in their head they would know that the Earth has to spin slow enough for that to be the case. You'd have to spin it for a full day to fully comprehend the speed of it, and you'd get well bored before then
It's so weird to me that they can't comprehend angular momentum. Have they never, like, driven a car? Taken a sharp turn, then taken a much wider one at the same speed? If all that matters is how fast you're traveling, why does one of those cause a much more violent reaction than the other? High-speed highways shouldn't be able to curve at all, given what happens if you try and take a turn at those speeds!
They could ask Bob
@@markboz3366 Yeah, "15 degree drift " Bob should be able to sort that one out for them. Way to go, Bob.
@@kainotachi Correct, and as we all know, when you are at cruising altitude in an airliner doing 500mph, the flight attendants allow nobody to leave their seats during minor course changes, and all drinks, hot and cold come in sealed containers with straws, and everyone is wearing seatbelts to prevent their drinks and bodies being flung to one side of the plane, as it makes a gentle turn in the sky.
This really is the biggest facepalm i've had for a while. Thanks Dan. ( I had to fix the spelling mistake, The embarrasing thing is... I typed this on a keyboard )
I've had, not if had.
@@2LucasKane3 What if it was really “if” had?
@@KLSYFY If been many places. You don't even know about the places if been. If been all over this world. Okay, fine. If never been anywhere. If been lying to you. 😭
@@2LucasKane3 The more recent autocorrect functions constantly foul up everything I write, forcing me to always double check my comments before I post.
It has also made me a lot more forgiving when I see typos in other people's comments - especially like the OP's one, which looks like a typical autocorrect mistake.
@@tsopmocful1958 The best part about autofill on phones is that it gives those addicted to pedantry something to do online.
The pouring water on a globe trope is so telling. I’ll bet a model of our tectonic plates wouldn’t rumble like an earthquake either! We need to tell people about this.
The funniest part of her pouring water on the globe model and telling us that it doesn't stick on the bottom was that you could actually see streams of water that were in fact sticking to the bottom of her globe. Priceless. You cant make that shit up.
It's amazing how people just put their stupid right out there for everyone to see.
I think my brain actually hurts.
She's gotta be on some drugs or something. Maybe she's on antipsychotics
@@casperthefriendlycookingapple Stop watching now, if you watch any further then your brain might explode, and then you become a flat earther. LMAO
Yep, they just LOVE to demonstrate just how dumb they are.
If they knew how stupid they sounded they wouldn't do it
This is like watching a 3 year old trying to explain where we live. Apart from the 3 year old would probably have a bit of a better grasp of reality.
A 3 yr old would spin a better story.
Nor would the 3 year old be slightly drunk as this woman appears to be.
She plays pretend to be smart.... but she hasn't left pre-k.
Fact.
The good part about 3 year olds is, that even if they are wrong, they are happy to learn.
Ignorance is not the problem, arrogance is.
I'm old and not in great shape. I was already experiencing some back ache and knee ache and other physical aches. Now my head hurts too. Thanks, Dan! ;)
Once I dated a girl that believed that there are no bears in Greece after brief discussion over some other issues I found out she was a flat earther as well and I ran like hell !!!!
A wise decision!
"So far she's not got one thing correct."
She did spin the globe in the correct direction. Probably an accident.
[Globe crashes to floor.]
Guess I shouldn't have brought it up.
Until she started slinning it backwards, that is.
LMAO got me good thx 4 ur comment
Well...she pretty much had a 50/50 shot at it.🙃
As the earth wobbles and the sun rises in the west ... 🤣 🖖 👌
Oh no, a flat earther has broke the 'Globe Model'.
LOL.
"It's not flat, it's biblical." I think that's one of the best lines I've ever heard from a Flerfer.
And this is why childhood indoctrination should be banned.
Biblical is a shape, didn't you know?
Sounds a line from Monty Python 😄 Are we sure she just wasn’t taking the piss ?
Can I use a bible instead of a spiritual level?? Spirit level, sorry ...
I'm gonna start talking about my tits this way
I think Mummy's been getting into the sherry cabinet, again.
As a former Quartermaster in the US Navy I can confirm that people travel through the Bermuda triangle on a daily basis. Yes there have been numerous plan crashes and shipwrecks but that happens all over the world. We used to have to update our charts constantly to make sure where we where sailing to we wouldn't run into said shipwrecks and other things that change the depth of the water. Crossed over the equater more than once. Can confirm that the stars change position in the sky depends on what Longitude and Latitude you where on and while doing celestial navigation you had to use that information to make sure you where using the correct stars to navigate. If you don't you wont end up where you need to be. Even while determining sunrise/moonrise and sunset/moonset you had to use latitude and Longitude to predict them as well as the 15 degree of arc the sun, stars and planets move through our skies on.
I hope that lady read these comments, because I just want to say: SEEK HELP! IMMEDIATELY! Sorry, it might already be too late…
She still put more effort into trying to present a map than the majority of flat Earthers, so that's something.
Arguably worse because she's presenting something absolutely idiotic as fact... at least the others don't pretend they have something to show us.
You're right. It's definitely something. I'm just not sure what though. Lol
@@Salsuero maybe this was her audition for Idiocracy 2.
She's doing what everyone else of the flerfs were doing back in 2017. Before they got called out on their BS, and wisened up to NEVER give an solid explanation.
@@TheDeath138 my thoughts exactly.
I'm glad she saved the best 'til last. That Bermuda Triangle gag made me choke laughing.
Such seriously good satire, the flat earthers are doing our job for us.
Nutty as a fruitcake! This is honestly like watching one of those TV programs where they might give 5 year olds some random props and tell them to explain something they clearly don't understand yet 😆
This video was like going from hilarious to cringe back to hilarious over and over. “What plasticine in a tray!”😆😆
I was waiting for the "And here's one i made earlier" followed by one of the dogs being inquisitive and knocking everything over.
Wow! That woman needs professional help!
Great video, mate!
or get off the drugs
If she is for real then... holy f###ing s***. Wow. Just WOW.
Well I'm convinced we all live on a flat earth with tangerine trees and salad bowl skies with plasticine mountains. Sounds like the beginnings of a Beatles song.
Indeed. Goo Goo Ga Joob.
"Nobody has flown over the South Pole"
Sad Admiral Byrd noises.
Opperation high jump is a consporacy theorist favourite
Its just they can't decide between ice walls, nazis, aliens or nazi aliens guarding the ice wall
That's one of my favorite "reasons" for a flat earth. Don't these idiots realize a few things.
1) It is very dangerous to fly over the South Pole, and it has nothing to do with the pole. The simple fact is is that it's a huge sheet of ice. If you have any problem's, you're dead. You're either going to crash, or die from freezing to death if you survive said crash.
2) there are images out there of the 4 flights from South America, Africa, and Australia, connecting the cities in those three locations, in all directions. These flights, when mapped out, fly Besides the entirety OF Antarctica. There's also was a chartered flight that flew all around the entirety of Antarctica. I know little of the last so don't now if it was one shot or two or the segments. I just know that it exists.
3) These idiots have never read the Antarctic Treaty. While I've never read it in it's entirety, I've seen plenty of reviews, and know that it bans exploitation, development of, or extraction of natural resources. The nations that are involved do research there all the time. As far as only at one spot, it's about as inhospitable as you can get.
4) Kelsey, a 747 pilot with an excellent TH-cam channel, has offered to fly anyone, on a chartered plane around parts of Antarctica, to show them how it really is. If these FEs are so convinced of the shape of the earth, they should just get together, spend the money, and they can see what it is for yourself.
@@konnosx1213 I propose nazi ice guarding the alien wall, and a square Bermuda triangle to top it all.
I saw her pick up the glass of water and immediately went “oh for fucks sake” then Dan came on and said “yes, this is happening” made me laugh more than it should’ve lmao
I had exactly the same... 🙂
That was a quality presentation, she convinced me with her outstanding knowledge of science and use of props! 😂😂🤣🤣
I must agrée. That was the deepest science lecture I have ever attended. The knowledge she put forth was astounding.
you mean use of EVIDENCE not props... she proved it to me too.... that she is batshit crazy... imagine being married to that mess?
😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣
I love how flat earthers always claim we are programed but in reality they are brain washing themselves
It's kind of a trend to propagate willfull ignorance and act like being proud of it. She doesn't believe anything of her own chiildish rambling. It's about presenting her anti-intellectual lifesyle like a career.
You can't brainwash someone who does Not have a brain.
@@nikod9530 true
@@manuell3505 Exactly, and they're not even truly interested in how the world works because "God's doing it" so there's really no motive to any of this other than sticking it to "the man" and being a member of the stupidest club in existence.
Well as the saying goes, the best way to brainwash someone is to convince them that they are being brainwashed, i.e flat earthers
"We're flying through the atmosphere."
That's like "flying through our own skin."
It makes sense from the FLer perspective that space can't exist as a vacuum because of pressure next to vacuum etc, so space is entirely atmosphere with the earth whizzing through it. Yeah, I know... but stupid is going to stupid.
@@kylie_h1978 I think science disproved the existence of the aether about two hundred years ago, but apparently, no one told the Flerthers.
@@whiterabbit75 It's not really that no one told them, it's that they cherry-pick their science. They are fully aware of the Michelson-Morley results, but they take the joke answer to the results because that is what they want the answer to be. In a way though, she is right, we do orbit through an atmosphere, the Sun's. But again the FLers take it out of context and instead of showing that such an atmosphere is a few atoms per metre cubed, they simply stop at "atmosphere" and claim it's the same as Earth's at ground level. Just the same as they did with the Moon is in the Earth's atmosphere paper and they constantly do with "Gravity doesn't exist because it's not a force" thing. They will constantly take a grain of scientific truth, and then torture it until they can claim that it backs up their desired position. They then wave the paper or statement as if their wild interpretation of it is the only possible one and thus science is backing them up. It's a ruse and a lie just like the rest of FE.
im surprised these ppl think rotatin once a day /year (with no velocity) is so crazy that its improbable... fascinating
“If you can’t understand science just stick with religion” 🤣
And when you don't understand your religion, create a nuttier religion
Nice to see another flat earther just making up 'facts' and telling everyone to do their own research. I just don't understand how people can be so ignorant or arrogant when the answers are right in front of them.
Unfortunately, I doubt this one has the ability to form unique thoughts. Prof Dave is right, she heard it from a flat earth preacher.
Confirmation bias, possibly the strongest of all cognitive biases.
It’s a combination of confirmation bias and the Dunning-Kruger effect.
Religion keeps you ignorant.. that's how
@@terrypussypower I think we could definitely make her the official poster child for Dunning-Kreuger!
Frankly, I think this woman is nothing short of spectacularly cognitively impaired, to the point where she would require full-time live-in help just to carry out normal everyday activities. She strikes me as the sort who would put a small pet in a microwave oven to dry them off, then try to sue the manufacturer after the poor animal dies.
And she tells people to "do their research?" If memory serves, the Earth masses something on the order of 10x(46th power) tonnes, so OF COURSE the water will be attracted to the much heavier ball underneath her puny (and woefully misunderstood) globe.
Honestly, this is by far THE single most pitiful Flerfer I've ever seen, and that's really saying something. Get some help, lady, you need it!
I was a sailor for 8.5 years, and i sailed from the west coast of the USA, east to the asian pacific rim, 3 times, and back again.
This lady *has* to be a parody, Poe's law champion.
I hope so😊
@@Linda-pg3so +1
I grew up in Alaska and even though I wasn't able to go, my best friend in high school went to France on the high school trip arranged by our French teachers. They flew over the north pole from Alaska to France. Unfortunately, I believe that route was discontinued during the 90s, but I recently read that there is talk of starting it back, from Anchorage to Oslo, I believe. Either way, I wonder how she would explain over-the-pole travel. Love the videos, Dan!
She does explain over-the-pole travel... by claiming it doesn't exist "because it's illegal" lol.
I'm imagining her the next morning: "oh god... did I make this video?"
I’d love to see a video where Dan actually goes to the North/South Pole just to prove the flat earthers wrong. Ik it’s unlikely, but it would be amazing to see
Although that would be awesome, I doubt that would convince the flat earthen. They probably gonna cry green screen CGI or something.
@@silkychan6099 - He just went to Greenland! 😝
@@silkychan6099 that is the problem with conspiracy theorists, they are so sure of their believe that most of the time, there is nothing that can convince them that they are wrong
Hasn’t he been to Antarctica already?
God could come down to earth with all the angels, singing that the earth is round and billions of years old. Nope, fake news, it's flat and 6000 years old. At this point God wonders What have I done!!!
My GF flew directly over the north pole last week due to the situaltion in Russia/Ukraine. Flights from Japan to EU currently have to head north instead of flying west over Russia, fly over the bering strait, over the north pole and enter EU from the north. Bloody long flight, 15h, but ngl i'm kinda jealous, she flew over the north pole how cool is that?!
It's actually super freaking cool. You tell her we said so!
Literally. ;)
No kiddin man. So much cooler than the lame planes I rode and riding over boring, mostly flat farmland. Don't get me wrong, quilt work grass/crop patterns are neat but highly manicured land is so samey that it gets boring fast.
She obviously flew over a gigantic model of the North Pole...🤣🤣🤣, jk... that is awesome, I am jealous.
Very cool , but they would have to dodge round the big plastic support arm that Che thinks is there ;)
"We found that we were picking up a drift .. a 15 mph drift .."
Thanks Bob.
This poor woman has never had a real thought in her life.
a 15 degree drift, it's the angular speed.
@@jpkac Yep, so many people get this wrong. You don't measure rotation in mph, you measure it in degrees per second (or per hour in Earth's case since the rotation is so slow).
@@StormsparkPegasus amount of rotation is expressed in degrees that is true but you can also express rotational speed in revolutions/time as well as linear speed a point on rotating object has.
@@siriusgray3579 Linear speed is totally meaningless for the purposes the flerfs are trying to use it for, they only use the "big number" it generates on the equator (because the planet is big) for shock value. Revolutions per time is generally only useful for things rotating MUCH faster than Earth does. 0.000694 RPM is not going to be meaningful to post people.
If I ever win the lottery I'm going to ask if all these flat earthers want to go to Antarctica. I'm then going to fly them there. And make them take a boat back.
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What a great idea for a star map!
"Your dome crushed the people" had me dead 🤣🤣
Oh wow! She got one thing right!
You can't fly to the north or south pole by flying east or west. Good job girl😂
I can't go the poles either and I'm just a hologram
@@Timetraveller1010 You're a hologram? Wow! How's Jem these days?
@@MonkeyJedi99 Who's jem ?
@@Timetraveller1010 Jem is the singer, the front woman, and the alter-ego of record company owner Jerrica Benton, that's who.
The result of combining two zanax, four glasses of wine and a middle school education.
imagine if Dan in every single one of his videos just said "research it" and left it at that. That's essentially what the flat earthers do, after all.
Just a quote : "I did what every flat earther told me, do my research. And when I've finished it, I was finally convinced that the Earth is a sphere. I have seen more than enough evidence of this while doing my research." - Ranty.
@@OlivierGabin I admire Ranty. That took a lot of courage. How could we get, say, Level Earth Observer to exhibit comparable regret?
@@missharry5727 For LEO, it might be more of a case of sociopathy, you can count it as a milder version of Nathan Oakley. I'm not a psychiatrist, I can't say more about him.
And when they say research it they visit some lame web site or watch some flat earth videos on TH-cam.
"Research" aka "Denying everything that goes against your beliefs or beyond your understanding while praising whatever agrees with you"
Actually she has a point. I took a flight a while ago and we got to a certain point and just stopped, mid-air. The pilot got on the tannoy and told us we had reached the Earth’s boundary and could go no further. He told us not to worry as this was perfectly normal and consistent with the Bible’s verses. We simply turned around and flew home, a little disappointed not to have reached our destination but understanding that this was God’s will. Happens all the time I’m told.
Sorry for your wasted time. Next time check with the flat earth map for better curvature travels 😂😂
I hope one day to go fly by the pillars under the Earth, must be an awesome sight x)
@@Mangaka-ml6xo Remember to wave 👋 hello to the turtle 🐢
Actually this isn't true. What actually happens is your plane smashes into the side of the pudding-bowl-dome-sky at high speed and totally disintegrates, along with everyone inside (poor you). Meanwhile, God creates an identical copy of the plane, complete with a copy of you with all your memories and experiences, God creates this at the opposite side of the pie-dish-world and it continues on to it's destination with everyone on board totally unaware of the tragedy which just befell them on the other side of pie-dish-world.
Come to think of it, it might not Nasa and not God who creates the copy. I think the Lizard people employ Nasa to do it on God's behalf or something. It's all done so that you sheep can believe the world is a globe without realising the truth that it is a pie-dish filled with playdough.
This is all done so that you continue to pay your taxes to Nasa so they can spend it making copies of disintegrated planes - and that's how it all works.
@@gavinminion8515 You're right, I forgot I died in that accident xD
@TrickOrTreat I still took the time to wave at the turtle for the both of us :D
I’ve heard of the ‘Argument From Incredulity’, but now I’m wondering there’s such a thing as an ‘Argument From How Did She Even Make It To Her Current Age Without Succumbing To Crayon Poisoning?’
Nobody can be that stupid and reach that age without constant supervision from trained professionals, surely.
When you live all your life with hands tied behind your back for your own protection, it's difficult to learn anything in school.
In all the years ive followed you, (let's include the loons Creaky discovers) this one has to be the ultimate advert for the padded cell and white jacket.
Every time I fail a test I watch flat earth vids to make me feel like a genius
I have them playing on the television when im "in bed" with someone for me to stare at like patrick Bateman stares at his reflection.
'The Bible says the earth is flat and stationary'
And that alone is sufficient for us to view everything else contained in it with a high level of skepticism.
'The Bible says the earth is flat and stationary', but SHE'S not programmed or indoctrinated at all is she?! LOL!
Bible doesn’t say that some people just can’t read
@@scottanderson7343 In all fairness, the bible doesn't say it explicitly but there are instances that suggest that interpretation.
One is the famous 'four corners of the Earth'. The other one is when Jesus went to the desert to meditate and Satan tempted him. They both climbed a mountain and from here they were able to see all the kingdoms of the Earth.
Of course, both instances could have been symbolical, and I think that was probably the intent, but tell that to a literalist.
It calls the earth of sphere and hangs upon nothing.
@@juanausensi499 What I do find a bit funny about that... is if you take that completely literally... Then the earth MUST be both flat and rectangular. Which to be fair her model was.
I love when she says "you run out of fuel" as if you can't just land and refill
Which is why most flights avoid the poles and most of the ocean. Gotta have an airport to land at.
You're not allowed to land there, because of the great secret.
I thought there was supposed to be a sky colored dome... wouldn't you crash into that first? or what?... these contradictions are hurting my brain....
@@BackPocketChange It's like any work of fiction, FE is best enjoyed if accompanied by a suspension of belief. You get to play along without putting your sanity and your brain cells at risk.
Oh wait, I think I see the edge of the plastic tray! Wait no. I'm just really high.. and drunk.
CC from new york westchester county: "nobody has a more incomprehensible audio track than me!"
SciManDan: "hold my globe!"
you missed out "Chris".
@@DaviniaHill i‘m so sorry, you are right, what a shame 😅
I miss CC - how long until his next video?
If she was indeed taught about the earth in the manner that she demonstrated, I can understand why she is confused.
I am going to go with mental health issues with this one.
No, she wasn't taught. The teacher tried, but ultimately had to admit defeat with her.
@@annk.8750 when i see a play with bad acting, i blame the director.. here, i could blame the teachers, but it could be the system, not letting the teachers have the time to do remedial work.
I’ve been watching Dan, along with FTFE, Conspiracy Catz, and several others for years now, and this lady’s ‘presentation’ has to be the single most dumbest thing that I have ever witnessed on any of their channels, bar none!
She's up there with the guy swinging a gate.
She is actually a parody of all their talking points!
Do you think she may have been trolling?
@@donanders2110 I pray this is true lol
She didn´t mention the "speed of gas", as mention elsewhere. Good for some, bad for some others.... Rgr
My dead hamster has a better understanding of the world than she does.
It actually astonishes me she managed to get this far in life.
Sorry for your loss
He's in hamster heaven talking with the Hamster God right now..."I told the human's God that he shouldn't let them have TH-cam. Do you understand now why I told you lot to stick to your wheel?"
Wow, do I laugh at her or feel sorry for her? Guess I'll just have to do both. 😆 😆
Sometimes, I see flat earthers and think "You clearly have some intelligence, why on earth would you think that?" - then I see people like her, and I'm not surprised.
Why hasn't there ever been a forward facing camera on any shuttle that has allegedly entered what is called space?
@@robertw174 What makes you think there never was? There are actually quite many.
Here's one:
th-cam.com/video/zhuGwQq7qZk/w-d-xo.html
Do not make things up. Simple research will always prove you wrong.
Thousands of years ago people thought we lived in a flat earth because they didn’t know enough about the world around them. Now we know pretty much everything yet have people regressing to the mind abilities of cavemen in their outlook of the world.
@@robertw174 Get help
@@fromagefrizzbizz9377 thank you for that. I've searched but never found that. Noticed there was no curvature to the earth and as usual the camera went out right on que. Beautiful video!
What makes me sad is that she obviously has children.
Regarding "keep the sky dark"...
just reminds me (once again) of a scene in one of these fire fighter tv shows...
at the end of the episode - a huge earth quake had just shattered the city, killing electricity and such -
the woman at the emergency hotline got a call...
"blablabla, what´s the emergency?"
"mam, I just looked out of my window. and there is a strange glow in the sky, I´m a little worried..."
the operator thinks for a moment and says
"oh, you are probably seeing the milky way, because the lights are out..."
7:27 did she really say "why is water blue". Lady you had a glas of water directly in your hands a few seconds ago. Was it blue?
Dan you should add a counter "how many things can a person get wrong". Maybe she will set up a longtime record?
I have been on TH-cam for a very long time. I have been suffering from severe social anxiety for 20+ years which makes it hard for me to even engage in normal acttivities, like playing online games or even driving. Because of this I rarely ever comment on a video.
But I just have to say: WOW..... wtf...
Thanks Dan :)
This might be a treatment for the type of condition you suffer from. The knowledge gained from educators on yt might give folk the ability to express their disbelief in the thinking of folk like this woman. Or as you say "Wow, like wtf!!"
She has made us all feel more competent and intelligent.
Okay, one second, I just need to prepare myself for understanding her argument...
**throws self down a flight of stairs, making sure to hit my head really hard on every step as I bounce my way down.**
Ah yes.... I think I'm starting to see things her way now... just need a couple of paracetamol for this raging pain in my head - and maybe a sponge to mop up the bleeding...
pretty sure she drinks a bottle of wine before making each video
My "programming" at school must have been that good that I don't even remember having seen an actual globe at school. There might have been one at one of the primary school classrooms, but definitely not "in every classroom" as flerfs like CC repeat like a mantra, and there probably was one in the "map room", too, but I don't consciously remember any globe ever having been used in geography lessons, or elsewhere.
I *do* remember that I got a globe as a birthday or christmas present while in 2nd or 3rd grade, so I may simply have been more fond of my own one than whatever may have been used in school ...
Pah, no school that had normal kids in it would EVER have left a globe just out there on the desk, for all the kids to see! Every teachers knows - they leave the classroom for just five minutes, and by the time they come back Harris is trying to head it into the wastepaper basket after Jonesy kicked it around the room yelling "Look, I'm Rio Ferdinand!"
Yeah, the schools I went to had globes in certain classes but otherwise they were kept in a storage closet to avoid students ruining the expensive globe models they used (traditional brass design, beautiful but expensive). Some teachers did purchase their own globes just to leave on their desks for students to look at and explore, usually these were the cheaper models that you can find at Walmart and similar stores. I even got in trouble once for bringing in a to-scale model of the moon attached to a piece of fence wire bent to clip onto the half-ring that bound the globe's axis, my American History teacher loved it and kept it for use in his classroom (always wanted to know if he kept it when he retired in the following year).
Damn. I was waiting for her to try explain how west and east work on her map. That would have been hilarious.
She did! Earlier in the video she said you can’t go farther east or west than her biblical map shows because you would “run out of fuel”.
@@thepooz7205 - Does she believe pacific shiping is all faked by NASA? 🗾 vs 🌎
I'd love to see her explanation of the sun and moon. LOL.
Well, east is east and west is west, simple as that. We all know it. Questions?? Rgr
2:47 Dan, you missed a perfect spot for Bob's 15 degree per hour drift cameo ;-)
To be fair, this is probably how confused I looked when I first heard about time dilation as a child. We all have unlimited ignorance, sparsely scattered with microscopic specks of knowledge.
How do you do it, Dan? I can feel my intellect plummeting just watching this utter drivel and yet you keep ploughing through it and giving us these videos. Glad you do because it’s endlessly entertaining but I do worry for your sanity sometimes.
If you're really that entertained by the most monumentally dumb people in the world, allow me to suggest a couple channels. Logicked finds the most insanely stupid people I've ever seen. Then there's Sir SIC. He finds some good ones too but I don't think anyone has it over Logicked.
I seriously felt my IQ plummet atleast 100 points while my brain cells died away each second
All I could think was I'd be so ashamed if she had ever been in my classroom!
Listening to her, is like staring at the Sun.
Honestly his youtube recommendations must be fucked...
What concerns me is that people like her have a vote. Unbloodybelieveable!
Well, in France (and in Québec too as someone told me), if you can prove she is endangering herself and the others, you can lock her in a mental institution for her own good.
Reminds me of one of my favorite lines from a NOFX song (USA-Holes):
"There's no point for democracy when ignorance is celebrated, political scientists get the same one vote as some Arkansas inbred"
I am so glad I found your channel. Thanks for all the funny and hard work you do. Another great show.
Then find even more channel, Lonny:
Hope everyone here has seen the Uotstanding video
'Why do I Care' from Atheist-TH-camr 'Belief It Or Not'?
Wow, I've just experienced 15,000 sunrise and sunsets.
Then the Earth went out of orbit and broke.
well now I have opened my eyes, now im convinced ... that we are right and the earth is not flat
What a crazy person, she had no clue. Thanks Dan and keep up the good work.
Someone should get her to argue her theory against the other flat earth theorists so can watch them argue each other into unconscious comas
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love the cat checking out the stars on the back wall!
"it's flat - wait it's not flat it's *biblical*" I love how she had to catch herself because she doesn't want to sound as crazy as she personally knows she is
If she loves her Bible so much, why does she, as a woman, have the audacity to think she has the right to teach?
And just when you thought you couldn't hear anything more ridiculous regarding flat earth here she is.
I would love to hear her explanation as to how, according to her projection map we can have sunrise in Alaska and then an hour later have sunrise in Eastern Russia, the other side of the earth.
I wonder how she explains travelling from her "west" to the other side of her map to the "east" instantaneously, which people do all the time. Oh, wait. "They" make it look that way to deny god, don't They?
it's just reflection from the dome 😂
I once told a flat earther (one of 3 I knew, all related) they can walk across Antarctica or I could show them the math. The conclusion was generally I had to find an easier way of proving it to them. On the plus side I'd never had found this channel if I didn't let one of them borrow my phone to show me a youtube video "about the truth"... wasn't your video, that's just what I countered with.
If the earth was flat, then day and night would be the Same For everyone on earth, since the sun would either be above the disc or below the disc. Maybe that explanation is easier to understand as a Prove.
I don't think I've ever been *that stoned*.....
Gracias Dan, saludos desde Bogota.
I’ve been to Antarctica loads of times, there were no blockades or guards stopping me from setting foot on there! 😂
For work? Where were you?
@@richardross1166 I used to be Casino Manager on Cruise ships and one of them had excursions ashore in Antarctica, I was asked to help guests once they're ashore so I got to spend all day there whenever we were there.
@@ZombieRodeo wow, I would never have guessed that! I'd like to go work on some of the tourist boats some time, mainly to see a different part of Antarctica.
@@richardross1166
You can also look into jobs in Antarctica on indeed or Glassdoor and they hire for many different positions.
Great if you’re single with no kids as you’ll be there for months usually between September to March for a good reason.
5:06 The irony is just off the charts. I feel sorry for people like her that have been indoctrinated to this level. So much so that their understanding of the physical world is this crippled.
Her understanding probably was always flawed, otherwise she would not have been able to be indoctrinated in the first place. She literally has zero concept of gravity.