The 10 Things That All Flat Earthers Say
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 พ.ค. 2024
- So it's been a minute since I made my response to the Globebusters, and for two months now I've had to listen to flat earthers spew the same nonsense in the comment section of that video, day after day. Now that I'm intimately familiar with their most popular and most ridiculous talking points, I thought I would put them all together in one clip for a vigorous debunking.
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Who went to the comments to try and find a flat-earther?
Me. Still reading, whered they all go?
me
@@Will300tv does that mean you're a flat earther? Cuz we couldn't find any
Sigh, me too, getting disappointed
You and me both,@@skeeterburke. I assume they're too shocked to comment.
Flat earthers use big, scientific words they don't understand just because they think it makes them sound more photosynthesis
😂😂
Do you even know what Pythagorean’s theorem is?!?! It’s like 3.14!
the photosynthesis of the bisector and the pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
@@coin4898 your skills are
@@coin4898 Dam.. you defracted the luminosity outta their angular density.
“Because oceans do not have wings”
**furiously scribbles down notes**
I always wondered why the Oceans didnt just fly into the sky oh wait I NEVER wondered that
I saw this comment 2 seconds before he said it in the video😂😂😂
then why do kerbins oceans fly?
I just clicked on a video of flat earthers saying that they didn't believe a globe because they didn't see a curve and the first thing I saw was an ad for glasses💀💀
XD
Even TH-cam knows these guys are idiots
They need glasses to see it
😂😂😂😂😂
Well, the government and the scientist will not let us have glasses sadly😞
To quote an amazing quote I saw, “It’s like playing chess against a pigeon. Doesn’t matter how good at chess you are, the pigeon is just going to knock all the pieces over, shit on the board, declare itself the winner, and fly away.”
I've heard that too, it literally sums up flat earthers so well
I think dave said that in one of his videos.
It was a monkey the way I heard it.
@Egon Give proof. Oh wait, you can’t because it’s not fucking flat.
@Egon Want to actually refute any of that or are you just going to state your opinion?
if earth is flat, explain why there are no slimes spawning.
edit: why is this comment getting so many likes
edit2: stop pls
edit3: omg stop
that was actually kind of funny lol
Fire comment
Under rated comment
Seriously underrated comment. 😂
eh kinda copied coment but heres a like
edit: wow people are stupider than ever they don't even know what the word "kinda" means also heres some proof: th-cam.com/video/KyD8VIK032o/w-d-xo.html&lc=UgyszRqozVwVgucGk9V4AaABAg
The Flat Earth community has thousands of members around the globe.
I remember them posting that!
Yes, there are many stupid people around the world.
🙃
This is a genuinely rare and intelligent insult. No screaming, just a subtle insult about the one thing they think is false.
That means that there are thousands of crayon eating imbeciles out there.
“U seem to think outer space is a vacuum cleaner“ was gold😂
This is what happens when people get their "Science Education" from Hollywood movies.
The first thing that came to mind was the one scene from Spaceballs. I almost died laughing. XD
I came back to this video after 4 years just for that line.
Wait it isn't?
@@shinigami1194SAME!!! That is exactly what I was about to comment! Lolol 😅🤣😂
“Oceans don’t have wings.”
Pfffft. *pours RedBull into ocean*
@@boterlettersukkel You didn't use enough RedBull
Red bull gives it WIINGS, not wings
Very good 👏
Just turn on Airplane mode lol
checkmate science
Guys don’t call flat earthers idiots.
It’s offensive to idiots.
Its funny how dumb they are
@@yourdaddy01736 Shh its offensive to dumb people
so they should be called fuckheads
Dont call them dumb its offensive to dumb people
@@ccwsalty5662 but thats offensive to frickheads
This really is 8th Grade Earth Science. I taught it for 40 years.
Every year I had at least one student who had difficulty getting over the idea that rivers could flow north. Usually, I had them point north, and then up. Most then realized they’re not the same.
My favorite was the student who insisted the sun wasn’t a star. When I asked him to explain, he said, “because it’s not ⭐️ shaped…”
Last dude might be joking
Yeah. It's understandable bc of our map protections. Even us that grasped the concept of no directions in space and no bottom of a globe tended to still think of the west to east, north to south, left right up down map when picturing the world. It can be tough to break. Lol. Like the furthest eastern point of the US is actually in Alaska bc of the 180th meridian passing through the Aleutian Islands. But that would feel "west" or "left". Lol
I respect you.
Shmort.
😂😂 my daughter's boyfriend said that to me, that the sun can't be a star because it is not ⭐ shaped 😂😂 I am sure she is with him for his looks.
This is 1000% correct. I have a flat earther family member (not to be named) and this is the same 10 things I hear every time we talk.
Ask him : Why Is the temperature Around The world Different since the earth is flat because The Sun is giving light to the whole world at the same time [ according to them ]
2nd question : How is It not night in the whole earth if The earth is flat
I know exactly how I feel I also have a family member this is a flat earther and it gets frustrating 😭
3rd question. why havent cats pushed everything off the edge by now if the earth is flat??
I was a flat earther for 3 years. Then I turned 4.
Edit: wow this was so long ago
Everyone take a shot!
lol
Epic
Same
smh
Everybody gangsta till cube earthers become real
Bruh I'm a dino earther
nahhh... earth isnt round, flat nor cube...
*EARTH-CHAN IS AN ANIME GIRL*
The sad thing is this is still much more plausible than a flat earth
That's a planet made by a Wombat God
EARTH HAS NO SHAPE
formless earther
12.8k dislikes. They live among us!
My next-door-neighbor was a flat-earther. Very nice guy, but no matter what I showed him in the way of empirical evidence of a spherical Earth, he wouldn't believe me. Nevertheless, we got along fine... until I found out he was also a raging white-supremacist, at which point I confronted him, which led to a heated argument about skin color, after which he told me to go pray to my black God. I never spoke to him again. He is, of course, always in my prayers.
That’s crazy 😮
They have lots of 🧦 socks
I've been trying to meet a flat earther since the netflix documentary about (?) ten years ago. Where are you from? I'd love to meet one.
Sad you met a racial/religious extremist. Such people are infinitely more dangerous than silly conspiracy terrorists like flat earth people
I can't see any dislikes.
I think you're lying. There are no dislikes. 😂
@@avm7368 TH-cam removed the dislikes a couple of years ago, You can get an app that allows you to see them.
Dave you haven't made "Oceans Do Not Have Wings" shirts available yet...that could be a gold mine.
I'd buy it in a heartbeat.
The dislikes are actually thumbs-up from people on the opposite side of the globe.
Mind blown.
I think you mean the bottom of the disc
1st Degree Legacy love that! 😂
Yes you are correct because north is up (apparently) lol
TRUTH KEEPS ORDUR 2 TRUTH KNO MATR WHUT ANGL U QWANDUR IT!
Hey, I've just heard that the flat earth theory has gone global.
Thats because there are flat earthers all around the GLOBE.
Hey I just heard that the flat earth theory has gone “GLOBAL” lol
The best "fuck you" to flat earthers.
This is one of the funniest joke i've ever seen.
Yeah as global as anti vaxxers and elfs
Flat Earthers: It’s not a globe!
Also Flat Earthers: It is a flat surface with a giant dome around it!
We call those snowglobes.
10 types of flerf trolls:
1. The one who shouts *"Dave Farina is arrogant!"* and *"Weiss has good arguments"*
2. The *"the earth is flat because bible!"* type
3. The blatant liar where it's too obvious
4. The one that comments nonsense and runs away after 5 minutes
5. The sceptical one who pretends to be confused and understands nothing
6. *"I'm not a flat earther but professor Dave rude"*
7. *"I'm not a flat earther but im antivaxx"*
8. I don't understand it so it's not true!
9. The one that calls you a shill and always dodges your questions
10. The one that claims the government (which they never specify) is in on it
Man the people that point to it in the Bible to say it’s flat lack serious understanding. Ask them if they believe it’s flat where the four corners are too. They will get mad.
Actually, the Bible does prove that the earth is flat. Because the pages of the Bible are flat, and you can't have flat sheets of paper on a spherical earth. (before you roast me in the replies, please understand I'm joking here)
“It’s difficult to argue with a genius, but it’s impossible to argue with an idiot”
Stand user: *[Dumb Guy]*
Stand name: *[The World: Flat]*
Stand ability: dragging people with some form of intellect down to their level at the cost of being an absolute retard
Stats:
Power: None
Speed: None
Range: None
Durability: A
Precision: None
Potential: None
BitchChill Yeah I have people like that for other reasons that flat earth lol.
It’s like you give them a legitimate reason as to why you’re wrong and they repeat what they say and treat it like a valid argument point.
AlsoIts easy to argue with a dumb person but impossible to argue with an idiot who believes 100 percent to what they believe
My classmate is an idiot
You can argue and win with an idiot if you know ... Their reasons are wrong which they know
POV: You're in the comments looking for the flat earthers.
yep
yes where are they at?
@@charlestonianbuilder344 Hiding from the facts, no doubt.
You are goddamn right
@@Blipy Delete that. If flattards can read,they would be very upset.
I had one flathead trying to convince me that gravity did not exist. I made short work of him
Him: Gravity doesn't exist
Me: How do we stay on the ground then?
Him: Air pressure.
Me: If it were air pressure, then we'd all be floating because the air pushes against us from all sides equally. This is scientifically proven. Thus we'd be at an equilibrium and be floating. And we could then "fly" anywhere we wanted
Him: No...the pressure pushes down towards the earth. The weight of it pushes us down
Me: Do you hear yourself? "The WEIGHT of the air pushes DOWN...." In order for it to push us "down" there has to be something pushing the air down towards the earth. Why doesn't it push us up?
Him: I dunno. Maybe because there's something pushing the air down towards the earth?
Me: Like......?
Him: .....
And poof...he was gone like a fart in the wind....
the analogy at the end is wild
The Flatulents *are* farts in the wind.
Your win was as sealed up as that guy's butt!
😳 The level of double-think is shocking
I love how he tried to disprove gravity by using a concept that only exists because of gravity.
"show me water sticking to a spinning ball!"
Me: *_pours water on the floor_*
😂
I asked a flat earther to play basketball, he brought a frisbee.
This is epic tier comedy.
@@Attaxalotl No, It actually happened.
@@larissamatingane4513 *THIS IS THE NEWEST HEIGHT IN STUPIDITY!*
@@lmao1660 Excuse me, talking about me or the flat earther??
@@larissamatingane4513 obviously about you, like bruh how do you expect to play basketball without a frisbee, like omg u must be stupid to try play basketball with a basketball 😔🙄
POV: *you're looking for flat-earthers' comments*
Damn you got me
@Lazmo 2k Ye there seems to be one who posts flat earth questions, never responds to answers then deletes the threads. Possibly they disappear when they delete the account and create a new one. If you ever want to save posts from one copy/paste is your friend.
Yup
Ye i was
Pov yes
I've had a flat earther ask me how could rockets possibly work in space if there's no oxygen. When I explained it's because the rocket's fuel system contains an oxygen tank that it brings along for the ride, he was blown away, like what a revelation!!
Some also think the stars need oxygen to burn..
I’m surprised he understands that fire needs oxygen
Atleast he didn't try to blindly deny it and was just surprised
Oh my god the flashbacks to "stars are literally on fire and need oxygen, science says we can't breathe in space so it's lying"
@@hor80 Well... Stars don't actually burn
The r in earth stands for round, the f in earth stands for flat, and the b in flat earther stands of braincells
Waiting for somebody to get whooshed...
@@OculusLimeill do it for you
BUT THERE IS NO F OR R IN EARTH!1!!1!1!1!1w,el,qlapsdllekfjfjejej🎉i🎉😂😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂🎉😅🎉😅😅😊😢😊😢😊😊😢😊😊
DAYUM they got roasted 🔥🔥🔥
@@d1qbinthemaking What do you mean? If this was part of the joke, consider me WHOOSHED!
To clarify, I am a globe-earther.
"Oceans don't have wings"
See how low level you must go intellectually, just to debate with flat earthers
Sea that the oeans have no wings?
I apologise
What you're saying
@@itsgreenpro7064 it was a joke
Birds fly because of wings was an even deeper level
True, you have to get into “basic kindergarten” mode for explaining the basic things about earth to flat earthers
He sounds so angry but so calm at the same time.
It's the intellectual kind of angry
Science deniers of any stripe are obnoxious to talk to.
This is called "passive aggressive" :)
That's beyond passive aggressive.
But still not the super mad state.
He's probably just showing that anger which exists within us all. That we live on a planet with other humans who tend to be assholes, idiots, or both. People are just the worst.
In meteorology last week we were talking about maps and globes. One of my students said, "If we only used globes in elementary school there would be no flat-earthers."
My aunt’s boyfriend is a flat earther and I think he’s around his 30’s. I was around 10-12 years old when he told me that the earth is flat because water stays “flat” when you tilt a cup.
…
I was a child and I wasn’t even that dumb.
Whoa the first sentence's three words .aren't they kinda sis?
@@Kodgaming-oh4quWhat? Why? They have an aunt and that aunt has a boyfriend. Where‘s the problem?
I was a substitute school teacher for a number of years. I was substituting a 5th grade class, and while discussing the story the class had read, I made mention that the Earth was round. Lesson done, recess bell rings, I let the students out. A boy carrying a basketball stops at the door and says to me, _"The Earth is round?"_
*"Just like your basketball,"* I replied.
He had this look of concentration. I do not think he ever considered what the earth's shape actually was until then.
I told him I wanted to show him something and went outside to the yard. Pointed to the sun "There's the sun," and then had him stand so he was looking 90 degrees away from it. Took the ball and placed it literally on the side of his head.
*"See the ball?"*
_"Yes."_
*"It's all in shade?"*
_"Yes."_
*"That is night."*
I then turned him towards the sun with the ball still on the side of his head.
*"You just had a sunrise and it is now daytime."*
Just seeing understanding click in his head has been one of my proudest moments.
You're the coolest teacher for that.
@@vince_c Thanks.
That's a great way to show how it works!
You are awesome for doing this :)
@@UpperDarbyDetailing
After he asked about the Earth being round, I took notice of the ball and the idea popped into my head. Glad it did.
Never EVER in my 30 years have I heard somebody go "Oceans do not have wings" in a serious and educational context.
Lol same-
Yes because flat earthers are a special breed, they require special education.
@@matt261102 oh so they're more disabled than disabled people?
@@BOFRDASLEEPER yes
@@BOFRDASLEEPER calling them disabled is a grave insult to disabled people
atleast they can think coherently a lot of the time
As a cat owner, I can verify that cats certainly would have knocked everything off by now.
lol, I have a pillow that says that
Debunking flat earth in 1 word: sunset
Debunking flat earth in 2 words: flight paths
Debunking flat earth in 3 words: but why though?
Debunking flat earth in 4 words: why do seasons work
[edit] in the replies they've already done to part 8
9 Words: what does the government have to gain from this
10 words: why, when your altitude increases, does the horizon recede back?
Debunking flat earth in 5 words: Just pay attention in school
Debunking flat earth in 6 words: Show me a map that works
debunking flat earth in 7 words: stars are different in north and south
Debunking flat earth in 8 words: There's a ship, but too far away, disappears
This is a big one to me, it's impossible to have an accurate, practical map of a globe Earth, but flat-Earthers should have the most demonstrably accurate map. Whoops, I used "demonstrably" instead of "look it up" or "think about it."
One thing that Flat Earthers don't say: _"We went to the edge and here are some photos we took of it."_
This is perfect!🤣
Ok? And? Lemme see said photos
Surely you know that the giant, invisible, heavily armed, robot penguin guards confiscated their cameras!
@@amanofmanyparts9120 Yeah, there are giant power ranger megazords protecting people from taking pictures of the edge of the earth.
@@sandgorgon7431 ???
People in the 1920's: "Man, imagine where we'll be in 100 years - flying cars, robot butlers, cities on the moon..."
People in the 2020's: "Guys, seriously how many times do i have to tell you - OCEANS DON'T HAVE WINGS!"
Well we still don't have those things. But we have the internet, and nukes and we do use planes. So we aren't idiots.
@@juliannasreddin5226 some definitely are
Myname'sbigMyname'sbigMynameisbigMyname'sbigI'mBIG Yeah but we definitely aren't idiots as a society.
@@juliannasreddin5226 one slight nitpick: the op said "people in the 1920s", and you implied planes would have been a big surprise to them. Arguably after the Wright Brothers successful flights December 17, 1903, it's a bit silly to imply 1920s people predicted planes and simply miscategorized them as flying cars.
Karnigan Ketzer Sorry My fault I forgot. But my point is that we maybe didn't achieve what our ancestors predicted but we still managed to do something. We have the internet, we use neclear energy we have amazing medicine, and so on. People in the past would still marvel at our inventions even if it is not what they predicted.
All flat-earthers should watch the documentary called BEHIND THE CURVE. In it, flat-earthers themselves inadvertently prove the earth has a curvature. 😂
I saw it to, it Crack me up😂😂
Even that won’t convince them because the dude who did that just went on to say “well, this clearly proves the math we were using is wrong and it has been altered by T H E M” and a random statement is proof enough to a flat earther
Flerfer- designs own experiment- tests own experiment- experiment shows a globe-
Flerfer- "the experiment was invalid"
@@thedstroyer462 or they do what the laser guy did. “Wow, our finding have been double checked and they’re all correct according to the math. This clearly demonstrates that math as a whole is wrong”
Even as a round-earther I felt attacked when you said I didn't know how a vacuum cleaner works. So in retaliation, I went to Google and learned it.
“I’m gonna learn and improve myself! That’ll show you!” I have no idea who you are, but you’re awesome.
POV: You are scrolling down until you find a comment from a flat-earther
Yeah:(
Yes.
I Will stop and do a checkpoint right here
Yes, thats me
yep
The best response to flat earthers I ever saw: "If the Earth were flat, the edge would be a tourist attraction."
Yet you’re not allowed to go there 🤣 this is genius. Y’all scary. Flat or round yk what, do some digging cause this whole comment section gross.
Don't they call the edges of their flat earth the ice walls? Like what lies beyond the ice walls? I may be wrong but I thought I ran across that somewhere. Watching them argue, especially in pairs is actually quite entertaining. They hurl insult after insult & then cite something absurd like the completion backwards principle & then chuckle as if they just proved their point. Comical.
I’m sitting here like… you’re missing the whole point. Can you do something about it? Do you think you can uncover anything o shady happening on a national or international level? Then ya I’d believe it. Till then I’d rather stick with the facts.
One to which you could get to by simply going in any direction until you reach it.
I feel like we're just going around in circles...along the Edge. 🤭
Professor Dave, a friend of mine who was a Flat Earther suddenly asked me to prove if the Earth was round. Then I said “How do eclipses work, you moron? On a Flat Earth scale the Moon and the Sun are opposite to each other, so does the moon just magically fly to the Sun and block it’s light? And how about lunar eclipses? How does that happen?”. He just said, “That’s how eclipses work, duh.” I hate the reason that Flat Earthers just don’t answer your question which debunks their flat Earth model and just says something not related to the subject.
"Oceans Don't Have Wings" That's a shirt. that needs to be. I demand you to make that one of your shirts.
Arguing with a smart person is hard, arguing with an idiot is impossible. Don’t even try to argue with them.
That’s a 5Head quote
I have to agree since one idiot I know said that there are no toys aloud bring to school only sport. Then I asked him about a jump rope (sport he said) then I asked a soccer ball. (Said was sport). I don't know why this argument started after someone said they bring easy to clean kinetic sand
except for professor dave explains
true my friend.
THE EARTH IS CLEARLY FLAT
WATCH THIS VIDEO EXPLAIN, HE ADRESSES ALL POINTS MADE IN THIS VIDEO.
th-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/w-d-xo.html
Flat Earther: Water can't curve!
*Dave proves him wrong*
*Spherical tear rolls down Flat Earther's cheek.
😂😂🤣🤣
Lol
Distorted by gravity, at that... But still curved
EWARANON is the way to truth
Sphere seems to be a universal, default shape. Balls are really flat squares...Please! 🤣😂🤣😂
"Oceans do not have wings" Is something I never thought I'd hear in my lifetime
Can I just say I love the fact that you’re still replying to some of these comments? Like even years after making all of these videos and calling out all these people, you’re still roasting them. Keep up the good work man, both on and off YT.
I know, right? And he does it for a lot of other debunk videos, some serious dedication.
Do any of us remember the kid in school who always said "Why do I need to study math, science, biology, social studies and history? I'll never use them in real life!" Well, that's how we got flat-earthers, anti-vaxxers, science deniers, history deniers and sovereign citizens...
I've heard of, "Why do I need math for?" IRL, but not for science and biology yet.
"The nation that does not know history is doomed to repeat it."
My favorite quote. It also kept me engaged in those boring ass history classes. Then again, I had a history teacher for a mom, so I already knew most of the important bits. History was doomed to be boring for me. 😅
And right wing people who think Jews and Muslims are sons of devils talking about evil and trying to take over the world. Yes people are very ignorant and stupid. Arguing with an intelligent person is hard arguing with an idiot is impossible. That's what these people are. They are part of a cult filled with ignorance and stupidity.
I see them all the time
Felt like that too -- hated it all, but I stuck with it. Actually I love numbers so I loved math, but the rest I learned by reading excellent literature over the years. I'm always stunned when flat-earthers deny numbers, while sitting at a PC.
"Oceans cannot do this because oceans don't have wings." Is the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life. The sheer sarcasm in his voice is beautiful.
Agreed.Also nice name
Edit: Awww man the name changed
Lazy pink more like extremely lazy purple
Team fortress two
crazy how scientist in the 17th century discovered all sorts of theories (such as newton) and now scientist have to disclose that oceans don’t have wings
Beautiful is an understatement, gorgeous is close. (Although still quite similar)
The best thing I ever saw was a flat earth leaflet - "The Flat Earth Society, offices around the globe" lolol
Lmao 🤣
You did get one thing wrong Professor, my vacuum does suck and I need a new one.
If the Earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.
HA! Good one.
LOL
Thanks for the laugh.
I love this one!
This needs more likes
You know your argument is stupid when someone can debunk it by saying “oceans do not have wings”
Wings wow how did Ocean get wings I must of missed that one that be neat to see!!
Or that southern hemisphere exists.
💯 😂😂😂
Yo when the ocean have wing💀
@@erdwin5613 that patch is coming to your server in a few weeks
Prof Dave, I have a quick gravity question. You ever seen that experiment where they drop a feather and a hammer in a vacuum and they fall at the same rate cuz there is no air resistance? Is that how that works?
Shouldn't the hammer fall faster cuz it has more mass and therefore accelerates more rapidly? Why do they fall at the same rate in that vacuum? Or am I confused and thinking of something else?
Thanks for your work, Prof. I watch your old classics all the time. Keep debunking these conmen!! Btw I love that you referenced "oceans don't have wings" in your most recent flat earth vid!
Yep on the moon they fall at the same rate. No, the greater mass and therefore greater acceleration due to gravity is cancelled out by the greater inertia. Check out my classical physics tutorial on newtons law of universal gravitation where I derive this mathematically.
@@ProfessorDaveExplains Thanks Prof. Dave. I'll give them a watch. I'm in the middle of your series on primates right now. Good stuff man!
@@lostfan5054 Also, it's very simple. Take a pen. Drop it. Now take two pens. Drop them. Next, take three pens. Drop them.
They all fall at the same speed/acceleration. Now tie three pens together. Oh the surprise. They fall at the same rate! See where this is going? Easy, right?
F=ma
F=Gm1m2/r^2
Set them equal to each other to solve for acceleration due to gravity and the individual object's mass divides out. Hence the acceleration due to gravity is irrelevant to the object's mass
This dude is roasting and saying facts at the same time, what a W
Sure. They are the coals of the roast.
"Birds have wings."
The fact that he needs to say this to adults is a combination of hilarious and sad.
I completely agree
disappointing to re-tell to an adult
i found it made it better when he had to add water doesn't have wings
" birds have wings. " *THANK YOU MR HELPFUL*
@@MEZw3r yes
1950: In 2021 people will have flying cars!
2021: "oceans don't have wings" is groundbreaking knowledge to some people.
Also People in 2021:Vacuums do NOT suck
This generation is screwed.
*their
@@Spargeltarzan49 Yes Vacuums Don't suck. They are a very cool thing
@@damianryan9859 No.
It's just that now, dumb people have a voice with the Internet.
They existed before, but they were deemed as fools, had to spend too much time working in order to have those discussions, or were dead due to poor choices.
@@Ned_Haurwem That makes things better I guess.
4 years, 100,000 comments, and you still reply to some of them. legend.
Would'nt earth's gravity turn it into a ball again?
Exactly. It is impossible to have something as massive as the Earth and keep it into literally any shape other than a sphere because its gravity pulls it in. That's why the only non-spherical objects you see in space are tiny asteroids and hunks of rock.
@@Pyzzeen Well, if something as massive as the earth spins fast enough, it could turn into a disk but not flat in any mean. If you make it spin even harder, you can end up with a donut shaped planet. Still not flat, but cooler and actually possible
You're rught, once an object has enough mass, its gravity crushes in on itself, that's why smaller objects like asteroids are shaped weirdly, I'm glad you're right, these flat earthers are stupid.
Professor Dave: Vacuums. Don’t. Suck.
Vacuums: thanks man I really needed that today
😂😂😂😂
I Frankly was trying to find such comment
You make me want to suicide myself
@@granthoover9045 Sounds like something a Hoover would say.
Poor vaccums
Respect to this man for sacrificing his braincells to explain why the earth is not flat
Edit: I'll let the comment section decide this
Edit 2: The war still rages? Bruh, the argument must be going well
Yes
Lol yes
"Never live within a first floor on a one-way street, climb the stairs to the rooftop and experience the multitude of perspectives and infinite possibilities."
Yh
@@cristianoronaldog.o.a.t4590 flat earthed moment 🗿
my response to FLers, and I've met a few, is to ask them "So what?" " So what if you're right? What effect does that have on me, or on anything? What possible difference does it make to my life, to your life or to anything really?"
so far none of them have been able to answer.
Most FLers just say that the earth is flat because they feel revolutionary usually or they are just bored.
Where do you live to have met any? Let alone more than one 😮
Religious flat earthers say that the bible says that the earth is flat, and that the "globe conspiracy" is an attempt to hide god from humanity. As if mere humans can hide the existence of an omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent, eternal being who is capable of creating the universe. They don't have a very high opinion of their god.
When people think that earth is flat, THERE IS NO COMPLAINT ABOUT THE EARTH BEING A WHOLE SUNNY DAY, which means that flat earthers are stupidly
Never thought I would see the day that the saying "oceans don't have wings" would actually have to be used in a valid argument.
Ya gotta start somewhere with some people!
Honestly, trying to explain simple facts to a flat earther is like trying to play chess with a pigeon. No matter how good your moves are the pigeon will still knock all your pieces down, poop on the board, fly away and think without a doubt that they won whatever just happened despite not being able to comprehend anything that the player was doing.
That ought to become a classic!
@@neptune_782 - This may be the best metaphor I've ever heard. I'm stealing it, and will never give you credit.
Hahahahahaha
there's a difference between "I didn't know" and "I don't want to know"
That's a good wisdom, Mr Duck
6.2 thousand flat earth believing idiots disliked this video
@Trystan Armer i had a stroke trying to read that, maybe don’t post about people trying to be smart and LEARN GRAMMAR
prob the biggest flaw of flatearthers
I agree mr quackity quack
I find it hysterical (not in a sarcastic way) that you still keep up with this comment section and respond to flat earthers with utter contempt. It's almost more enjoyable than this video itself
Fr he did one 10 hrs ago I love it.
Nah the earth is actually a teapot
Nah id win
@@KlaraSMiller crazy
@@-JBYT-the earth is actually cubic (proven -1 times 😮😮😮😮)
@@keddidastinky no
Yes but no
"Being dumb is like being dead, it's only painful for others."
Xd
Oops I mean XD
Cuz you funny nan
Yes I can relate
Gervais quote
I once argued with a guy that the earth was round. He said he was going to travel to the edge to prove that it was flat, but eventually he came around.
I lol'd 😂
I don't even argue anymore. I just act like I'm interested. I ask to see the ice wall picture. Of course they can't provide one so I say What??? Lets go be famous and take a trip to the wall to prove everyone wrong once and for all" Of course they never want to go. I think they're just trolling people and don't believe the nonsense they're spouting
stolen
It's simple, none of them have shown the four edges, should be simple if it's flat, no?
Some how the least and most funny joke I have heard all day. Good job bro
"Oceans don't have wings" has to be one of the most awesome things that should never have needed to be said.
I laughed so hard when you talked about how they believe space is like a "vacuum cleaner" 8:27 XD XD XD
flat earthers call us sheep for listening to trained professionals at school, when they watch one TH-cam video with no evidence at all they immediately believe it
Correct. Thats what happens when the gullible binge-watch too many anonymous armchair conspiracy crackpot and flat earth nutjob youtube videos made by OTHER anonymous armchair conspiracy crackpot and flat earth nutjobs. Once that happens they suddenly become one of the chosen few that know DA TROOF!!! Lol!!
Being watame is better than stupid >
sometimes i think that flat earthers aren't even real, just trolls on the internet.
@@nathanGC__ what is a watame?
@@boringblaziken8122 a 2d sheep woman :V
arguing with a smart person is challenging, but arguing with a stupid person is impossible
-A Wise Person
Its very Sad honestly.
It's because they always think they're correct even when they're not, and they will not except under any circumstances that they are wrong. Long story short arguing with an absolute idiot is like arguing with a wall, don't do it, you'll drive yourself crazy bu how stupid they are.
@@florencedelves7409 🤓🤓🤓
I agree. *has flashbacks to middle school, shudders*
I saw your replies to the comments about flat earth, and i gotta say you're savage. Not afraid to let words fly, a true inspiration.
I'm from Appalachia, and I have never met a Flat Earther. Where are these people ?
These people are conmen, I too have never met one in real life.
They all live in their mothers basements
@@titan9259
i work with one. he's a nice guy, but not very smart and very religious.
Same rough demographic as QAnon
my dad was a flat earther and I started doing research to debate him and have his mind.
I found you and used your talking points to debate him over if the earth was flat. I eventually convinced him and now he is a proud "globe earther." Thanks homie
@@michaelgoldstein8516 lol, yeah!
Y..you saved him….I didn’t know it was possible
You actually changed somebody's mind? My experience has always been like banging my head against a brick wall. It feels so much better once you stop. Gratasuarus Rex (that's a BIIIIIIIG grats).
That's fuckin sick.
Based as fuck!
@@cozmothemagician7243 yeah, it was a miracle
Solar system according to flat earthers:
O o o - o O Ø o o
Lol 10/10 comedy
Jupiter Saturn Uranus Neptune should be O. They are bigger than the others.
@@Npfifyfour_ O . . - . o o o o
@@MogusaMogusa Perfection
O • • _ • o ø o o .
You touched on one of my favorite things, which is the fact that computers and cell phones and cars exist because of THE SAME SCIENCE. These things are brought to you by our mastery of science, you can plainly see that they exist. The same rules that allow these things to exist and work simply do not allow for a flat earth.
if the earth is flat
its crazy how the moon and mars is a sphere
Many say they are circles, not spheres. Some say just the earth is flat, like you stated. I always ask why the ice wall wasn't at the north? Which is simple to know why the cult leaders created it that way. The southern hemisphere is much less populated and many more people live at very high latitudes in the north so it wouldn't look right for their scam. It's probably much easier to travel over the top(north) of earth because it's not all mostly sea once you get to the other side. The TH-camr and promoter of the flat earth society, con man, snake oil salesman Mark Sargent was getting interviewed on a TV special about the flat earth society. Marina Van Zeller interviewed Sargent privately and seriously looked him looked him calmly in the I asking, "now do you really believe all this stuff about flat earth?" He smiled and quickly looked down a couple seconds to compose himself. Then stated that he did, he absolutely did and so did the rest of the people at the convention. You coukd see right through him. He's not even a great liar. Earlier in the show they did an experiment sending a boat out with a striped sign on the side and the farther it went, a complete stripe was no longer visible. Further, the next stripe was disappearing. She said what do you think of the experiment? Sargent's yells, "how many of you here believe the earth is a globe?" No response and then someone shouts "yeah, flat earth!" The attendees cheer. For some it's more of a mistrust in everything. In government and finance and the inequalities in our society currently. But yes, Sargent a straight up fake and he knows the earth is not flat too.
There is a guy, Scifun, he said:
Soon there will be only one thing we can do to make flat earthers back into normal people. Send them into space. And then let them out in a spacesuit. And when they say "the round helmet makes things look round!" just tell them how to take it off.
lol
Lol. Beautiful idea.
thats exactly what i was thinking!!!
LOL
LMAO this brightened my day so much hahahahaha.
Scientists in 1969: We landed on the moon!
Scientists Today: For the last time, the Earth is *round*
scientists in 1000 BC noticing that the bottom of an obelisk in the distance cant be seen while on top of another obelisk: "oh cool, because I know the hight and distance of these two obelisks, I can use this to measure the curvature of the earth to a startling accuracy even by what would be standards to 3000 years in the future!"
scientists today: "no, the moon does not make things cold"
Do y’all think scientists still deal with us out of duty or lack of funding?
@@Gobackto4chan The more support they get, the more funding the government the people vote in will give them. Therefore it is in their best interest to teach the public.
Sad isn't it
Worse, scientists have largely abandoned discussing science with the public. I can't even blame them as the anti science crowd got bigger and far more aggressive.
I would like to know how they explain:-
1] The reversal of the seasons between the northern and southern countries
2] Climate zones [polar, cool temperate, warm temperate, subtropical and tropical]
3] The tides and the phases of the moon
4] Lunar and solar eclipses.
oh, this is what they would say:
"the southern hemisphere does not exist, it's entirely fictional."
"earth is breathing." (tides)
"lunar eclipses are caused by an invisible second moon."
-they have NO explanation for moon phases, and most of them can't even understand the difference between moon phases and eclipses!
They can’t do that is why they claim conspiracy
Flat Earthers believe that the earth is flat because they saw it on the Internet while totally ignoring that you can learn that the earth is a sphere on the Internet also.
Dave's Laws:
1. Birds and insects have wings. Oceans do not have wings.
2. Water curves.
3. Vacuums do not suck.
screw relativity, this is revolutionary XD
More like common sense
@@SamuelAdams0, common sense based on simple observation. When people are brainwashed, they are blind to what is right in front of them, as their leaders gaslight away.
@@Johnny.Fedora can't tell if this is a flatearther or not what has the world come to
Yeah vacuums are cool, they do not suck
Imagine studying high level science for years and then having to teach a bunch of grown ups that "Oceans don't have wings"
Now that's a legend!
And probably getting paid fairly well for doing so
That will suck, lol
and birds fly because they have wings
who's to say their all adults?
I'm sad. I didn't get to pick on any dumb flat earthers because we already cyberbullied them out of this comment section. Or maybe I'm just not looking hard enough.
We no longer have anyone to bully bc we bullied them all.
oh, they are still here, just as vicious and stupid as always
A lot of flat earthers post comments here in support of the flat earth. Professor Dave does not block them, unlike the flat earth channels that block any dissenting voices.
However, when everything the flat earthers say here gets easily debunked in great detail, and they completely fail over and over again to defend their point of view, they realize that they are just displaying their ignorance and gullibility to the entire world. So, they themselves delete their original comment. That deletes the entire thread and all of the evidence of their embarrassing defeat.
Yeah, I’m looking at you “Moon Watch”, “ftge”, “Usman Usmanovic”, “Sugeiry Moran”, “the guardian of fogwood forest”, “dshodaw”, “luis libre”, “God Hand”, “alexandrumagdas”, “Piotr Kazberuk”, “freethesky10 blue”, “KangenAlec”, “Sina Ngag”, “Lewis Martin”, “Kevin Chamberlain”, “Blindman’s Audit UK”, “xXErneXx”, “Flat Earth”, “endtime 111”, “ariel levy”, “Damani brooklyn”, “Goldpenny1”, “Mackenzie”, “Donald Don”, “HighClass Habitz”, “Kaal”, “Darius Darko”, “Roland Khan”, “lauren yak”, “NOFOOD?”, “Arch Angel X”, “Fearless Lion of Judah”, “Sanctus Christos”, “Violet Flame”, “Jim Hunsley”, “L. S. R. L.”, “Eric Garcia”, ”N3onGam3ing Entertainment”, “Bdruinv Yerzjiic” and others.
This is just a partial list, showing only those who actually replied directly to me at some point, and then were gone when I went to respond.
its crazy that the term "globetards" even exists. theyre out here calling over 98% of people on the planet that
more like 99.999%
We started to see it as a badge of honor.
They hate us for being normal lmao
@@CepheusMappyWell, "normie" is also an insult, too. People like to feel special. And one way or another they definitely are special
@@user-fg5xs9lh7s maybe youre right, humans wants to feel like were something special
“bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”
😂😂 that made me laugh... can I borrow this quote please 🤣
@@maxdimitrov7240 how the hell does it say 8 days instead of 1 week like usual
so funny
@@minaashido518 must be a glitch, says 12 days now
Invalid analogy
Dave : say it together, vacuums don't suck.
vacuum : thanks guys 🥺
This is underrated
Wouldn't vacuums be useless if they didn't suck?
@@marijaskocic8754 so pretty much they either suck or are useless😿
@@billygillespie1284 Yes that's how a vacuum works
@@marijaskocic8754 woooowwww that’s kinda rude ngl
There are many flat earthers around the globe.
After 4 Billion years of incredibly complicated and long formation through Hadean, Archean eras, suffering asteroid impacts, supernovae events, massive volcanoes and extinction events Earth suddenly becomes self-aware to see what's happening on its surface. *Sees people claiming and chanting: Earth is Flat!!!*. Earth: .....Wat??.....
“oceans don’t have wings” is something that had to be said to fully grown adults in 2020. Holy shit
Really brings this meme into perspective:
1950s - "There will be flying cars in 2020"
2020 - "Oceans don't have wings"
Juliane Luhs lmao darn A.I. killing us all
I am the 69th like
Was sipping my coffee and accidentally spotted this comment- Now thanks some of it went through my nose! fvck! 😡😂😂
Well I don’t think you or most people could explain in scientific terms the points in the video.
Oceans can't do this because oceans don't have wings is the best statement ever.
You have to speak in very simple terms to these people... :D
r/brandnewsentence
NB. Penguins, ostriches, and emus all have wings, but are noticeable by NOT flying. Oceans, on the other hand, have no definite form, could have wing-like form it the container it is in had a wing-like form, but it still couldn't fly.
😂
Yes
What amazes me is when a Flat Earther does an experiment to prove that the Earth is flat, they get a result consistent with a round Earth. I give them props for trying but take the away for ignoring their own results.
I know this video is four years old but I’m glad I found it. I’m a little shocked at how many people believe the Earth is flat. Thank you for making this video.
Fun fact: Flat earthers have tried to prove the earth is flat but they accidently proved it was a globe
@Jocelyn Corbeil all the models they use to prove flat earth have major flaws, whereas you use a globe model everything makes sense, I think it’s time to tie some flat earthers to weatherballoons if there’s no other way to convince them…
@@thebackyard7661 You could go with a telescope to the beach and make pictures from a 90 degree angle straight ahead and Show them the Stars instead of Land or something else
"A 15 degree per hour drift." -- Bob Knodel
They always do that
@Jocelyn Corbeil I wonder if they'll find the game stellaris, where there is a small chance you will find a legit flat planet that is inhabitied
But a kilo of steel is heavier than a kilo of feathers…
Please be sarcasm…
@@penguin82875 yes it’s an old funny video look it up
A kilo of feathers is heavier because you have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds
Sometimes I try to use words I don't understand to make myself sound more photosynthesis
That sounds very pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
But don't we all love our Sciencism ? :-D
That is so antidisiplimartism
Ahhh, seeing the light! Becoming green with envy!
Omg I'm weeezing... xD xD xD
I love how flat earthers try to disprove gravity with buoyancy, which literally uses gravity in its equation.
agreed
Yeah Down with Flat Earthers
Ye that was the craziest thing to me when i would argue with flat earther, also them telling me the moon wasnt real and not moving or something, which you disprove in 1 week after buying a telescope
@@wilihey1425 i just know the fact that you didn't win the argument.. flat earthers are too dumb to listen
They don't believe in math.