Eric Dubay Sucks at Life (200 Flat Earth “Proofs” Debunked)

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  • @mtosc9845
    @mtosc9845 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14496

    If the Earth were actually flat, Flat Earthers would believe it’s a globe.

    • @georgH
      @georgH 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +506

      This! Absolutely!

    • @Denvercoder
      @Denvercoder 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +724

      Or some OTHER shape.
      #CubeEarth
      #DodecahedronEarth
      #PyramidEarth

    • @NeutralDrow
      @NeutralDrow 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +464

      Given that the contrarianism and specialfeels is the point of Flat Earth...this is depressingly true.

    • @Enigma_Real
      @Enigma_Real 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +203

      Donut shaped and hollow!

    • @justmanuel1
      @justmanuel1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +104

      I doubt that, to prove the earth is a globe requires using the brain.

  • @jjones503
    @jjones503 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +579

    If I poured a redbull into the ocean, would it then have wings?

    • @TemmieContingenC
      @TemmieContingenC 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      Maybe a fish or two

    • @Magister195
      @Magister195 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      ​@@TemmieContingenCso that's how flying fish are made

    • @TemmieContingenC
      @TemmieContingenC 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Magister195 yes

    • @hungryburger1170
      @hungryburger1170 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You need a homeopathic red bull to make all of the water, solid, liquid, gaseous and cloud, grow wings and fly away.

    • @commitfelonyfeline
      @commitfelonyfeline 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Get this guy a Nobel

  • @xbrsq
    @xbrsq 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +202

    Dave: You can't go straight up and then make a 90 degree turn to enter orbit
    Me, a Kerbal player: Observe my lack of efficiency.

    • @abigaillewis2662
      @abigaillewis2662 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      "What do you mean my order is wrong, the parachutes always come out before the thrusters!"

    • @derekcoaker6579
      @derekcoaker6579 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      😂

  • @JDJax671
    @JDJax671 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1624

    My favorite “he’s so stupid” phrase is “he only has two brain cells and they’re both fighting for third place”

    • @TheFlame_Hawk
      @TheFlame_Hawk 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      One of my favorites to use too

    • @Littlefish1239
      @Littlefish1239 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      Same and if someone says the earth is “flat” I reply with “the only thing that’s flat is your brain” and they get so angry lol

    • @EllissDee4you4me
      @EllissDee4you4me 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      That’s a good one! I’m from Louisiana and in the south we just say “bless his heart”

    • @CleverCover05
      @CleverCover05 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      I love the "Wisdom has been chasing him, but that child can run". It's beautiful. Nigerian insults are poetry.

    • @lapantony
      @lapantony 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@@CleverCover05 Clever thoughts often chase him, but he's faster

  • @penfoldproductions533
    @penfoldproductions533 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6299

    1924: in 100 years, we’ll have flying cars!
    2024: explaining to grown men that oceans don’t have wings

    • @EdwinOudenes
      @EdwinOudenes 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +148

      We have flying cars called planes.

    • @Person-ip7iy
      @Person-ip7iy 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      @@andregon4366 I chose both

    • @worsethanhitlerpt.2539
      @worsethanhitlerpt.2539 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Why do people think the Earth is flat just because they cant see it from space but they all KNOW I cant get women in bed
      when they cant see my entire monthly routine?

    • @alexandruoprica3953
      @alexandruoprica3953 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +113

      Unless...hey guys! Someone must've poured red bull into the ocean

    • @gregorycapanda5925
      @gregorycapanda5925 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​​@@alexandruoprica3953wtf are you talking about?? Wiiiiiings!?
      😂😢 you sound about as sharp as a bowling ball. 😁🥸

  • @timmaQlate
    @timmaQlate 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5332

    So basically, 200 "proofs" are nothing more than 40 lies phrased differently.

    • @Wangangtangle
      @Wangangtangle 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂 people like you shouldn’t be allowed to vote

    • @Wangangtangle
      @Wangangtangle 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I apologize I didn’t read that right Iam actually like fucking retarded

    • @tripolarmdisorder7696
      @tripolarmdisorder7696 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +388

      About 8 independent thoughts, all just rephrased endlessly.

    • @markymarkst3r
      @markymarkst3r 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +103

      Apparently though, it resonates convincingly with some individuals.

    • @stringtheorysucks
      @stringtheorysucks 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Yes that’s it exactly. Greater Sapien has been debunking these “proofs” individually. And essentially there are the same claim worded differently

  • @Thatthing-we8ie
    @Thatthing-we8ie หลายเดือนก่อน +185

    I’m starting to think flat earthers think it’s flat because of the maps💀💀💀

    • @ericb3157
      @ericb3157 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      sigh.
      i've really heard someone say "maps are flat therefore earth is flat"...

    • @Thatthing-we8ie
      @Thatthing-we8ie หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Yeah like it makes no sense “the map is flat so it earth is too” like they flattened there map out because so you can see it more clearly.😭

    • @synthetic240
      @synthetic240 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Thatthing-we8ie They really hate it when you point out that large, detailed maps include info on how they're distorted near the edges. Or that world-wide maps come from a projection of the globe.

    • @Thatthing-we8ie
      @Thatthing-we8ie หลายเดือนก่อน

      😭😭

    • @KrustyTowers
      @KrustyTowers หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You think they have actual reasons? I think they’re just trying to be quirky and different.

  • @Woltahh
    @Woltahh 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +142

    I'm a railway engineer, railways prove the Earth’s curve every day. The engineering accounts for it, GPS relies on it, and trains still run flawlessly... flat-earthers just can’t handle the track of logic.

    • @elijaboldyrev597
      @elijaboldyrev597 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You are filthy mason rail builder and you lie about satanic gps things to establish reptile people government, prove me wrong

    • @anonymousfortunes2970
      @anonymousfortunes2970 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Nice pun at the end 😂

    • @sevensodacunningham5229
      @sevensodacunningham5229 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bullshit!! Engineers don't take curvature into consideration when building railways. Like roads which we've been building for thousands of years. Long before anybody thought the world was a globe spinning at 1600kmh orbiting the sun.

    • @derekcoaker6579
      @derekcoaker6579 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You're just in on it, as was I when helping build Bridges. 😂

    • @thephantomeagle2
      @thephantomeagle2 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Yeah, flerf trains can’t leave the station since the tracks merge without a few hundred feet.

  • @Emperor_Creeper
    @Emperor_Creeper 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1941

    Don't you hate it when the pilot falls asleep mid flight, and forgets to account for the curve resulting in the plane filled with passengers flying past the stratosphere? Happened to me once, this is why I don't fly on Spirit.

    • @newsystembad
      @newsystembad 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +251

      They call it Spirit Airways because they're taking you to the spirit realm, boyo 💀

    • @woutslosse9776
      @woutslosse9776 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

      This made me spit my drink all over my phone lmao

    • @Emperor_Creeper
      @Emperor_Creeper 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

      @@newsystembad So they know how to get past the firmament dome? Wow, no wonder why they're owned by NASA!!

    • @sparkycjs
      @sparkycjs 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

      Or when they forget to fly around the sun in the clouds and it gets really hot in coach 😂☀️

    • @Emperor_Creeper
      @Emperor_Creeper 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      @@sparkycjs Oh man I hate it when that happens..

  • @politonno2499
    @politonno2499 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1233

    If Earth was flat, there would be slimes spawning everywhere

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      only in Holland

    • @Zone_Tan
      @Zone_Tan 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

      And the presence of an evil eye watching you.

    • @elfishmoss1457
      @elfishmoss1457 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      If the earth were flat, what is on the other side? It's just the void or something? Surprised I haven't seen anyone ask that or explain it at all yet.

    • @T.E.S.S.
      @T.E.S.S. 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@elfishmoss1457 why do you hate god?

    • @djw7141
      @djw7141 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      @@T.E.S.S.soooooo your admitting to whatever religion you believe in having flat earth be true?

  • @IncineroarBestPokemon
    @IncineroarBestPokemon 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1515

    Here's my proof that 1+1 = 17
    1) Presume that 1+1 = 17
    2) 1+1 = 17
    It has the same level of validity as any of this guy's proofs

    • @Gramini
      @Gramini 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +176

      "It's *obvious* that 1+2=16, so it makes sense that 1+1 must be 17"

    • @ericb3157
      @ericb3157 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

      reminds me of an old Peanuts comic:
      "two times two is twoty-two, three times three is threety-three, and four times four is forty-four-forty-four. math is easy."

    • @XtreeM_FaiL
      @XtreeM_FaiL 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ericb3157 So one + one is onety-one.

    • @micklenier6152
      @micklenier6152 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      correct! to be honest mathematics make a lot of presumptions. however those presumptions need to be present as for the theorem to make any sense. since his presumptions do not apply for our earth they are incorect.
      Like the Banach Tarski's theorem/paradox. pressumption is that the object can be separated into infinite amount of pieces and rearanging those pieces can create 2 copies of the object you have started with. presumptions are good, however don't come to wrong conclusions when those presumptions are not present.

    • @iwillnotcomplyistandformyf6642
      @iwillnotcomplyistandformyf6642 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      .

  • @ShugMonkey
    @ShugMonkey หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    this is my favorite video to eat to, clean my room too, fold laundry too, and have as background noise when I play baldurs gate. The absolute absurdity of this man keeps me hooked every single time

    • @shreyvarad
      @shreyvarad หลายเดือนก่อน

      same, I just put on Dave's flat earth playlist when I need to do smth I don't wanna do

  • @ra2lesnake
    @ra2lesnake 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +900

    "The universe is under no obligation to make sense to you."

    • @AgnesBooth-zu7tw
      @AgnesBooth-zu7tw 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @michelleper5065
      Is my little dog, that barks too much.

    • @wavydavy9816
      @wavydavy9816 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      I have a good friend who has gone full on down the conspiracy rabbit hole and I've taken to saying to him 'It doesn't matter what you believe because (luckily) it changes nothing' 🙄

    • @nenad-seguljev
      @nenad-seguljev 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      NDGT

    • @davidwalesby2426
      @davidwalesby2426 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      you either eh?

    • @MossyMozart
      @MossyMozart 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      @@wavydavy9816 - Here's a specific quote for your friend - - -
      _""The good thing about science is that it’s true whether or not you believe in it."_
      - Neil deGrasse Tyson, "Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey: Standing Up in the Milky Way" (Ep 1).

  • @nathanwojo
    @nathanwojo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +869

    "hey im looking for a channel that can help me with linear algebra while also occasionally shitting on flat earthers"
    "i know just the guy"

    • @diarmuidkuhle8181
      @diarmuidkuhle8181 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      If you also want a channel that teaches you about evolutionary biology while shitting on creationists, check out Forrest Valkai. 👍

    • @Schemez-16vhiphopbeatz
      @Schemez-16vhiphopbeatz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Just remember oceans don't have wings and you will be fine ...I know its hard to believe but its true oceans really don't have wings

    • @siLence-84
      @siLence-84 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      This joke was better than you probably realize lol

    • @yourlifeisagreatstory
      @yourlifeisagreatstory 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      “wE See tOo FAr!!” - even a channel explaining how our eyes work for those who think their eyes work differently..

    • @salinashaly1398
      @salinashaly1398 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@diarmuidkuhle8181 No check out mr... He knows alot about the science stuff, Professor Dave Explains! :) .

  • @OscarConway-yd2dj
    @OscarConway-yd2dj 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1010

    If train tracks can't be curved then rollercoasters don't exist 😂

    • @SonicBuzz2010
      @SonicBuzz2010 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      exactly

    • @AirtimeAdrenaline
      @AirtimeAdrenaline 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      Rollercoasters and train tracks are VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY different things

    • @michaelhaywood222
      @michaelhaywood222 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Neither could many of the train tracks in the world

    • @folkblues4u
      @folkblues4u 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +118

      ​@@AirtimeAdrenalineYes, but the point was that rail-running objects aren't restricted to perfectly level tracks.

    • @AirtimeAdrenaline
      @AirtimeAdrenaline 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      @@folkblues4u yeah, I mean I’ve seen trains go over many big hills which even if the curve of the earth was 8 inch per square mile (it’s not) those hills would be much bigger

  • @cavecavecavecave5295
    @cavecavecavecave5295 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

    Dubay isn't a tool. Tools are useful.

  • @eljison
    @eljison 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +248

    Thanks! Dave, you deserve a trophy for getting through all 200 items of that stupidity. Thank you for making it somewhat tolerable.

    • @jameshart2622
      @jameshart2622 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I think there were only something like 8 actual ideas in there, all either stupid or fraudulent.

    • @joejester61105
      @joejester61105 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      One of the joys of not really caring either way is observing that both the guy who wrote the book and the guy debunking the guy that wrote the book, used the same logic to prove each other wrong. You gave your money to a guy that "disproves" another guy by saying "he lied about the distance and his math is wrong," about 30 times. Didn't bother to get the ACTUAL mileage or show why the math was wrong, just said the same phrase over and over, claiming this was a "debunk." Also...please notice in no way did I insult the TH-camr by calling him an idiot, or dumb, or whatever mean and condescending terms he used. You can have a difference in opinion while also being a kind human being. Do I personally believe the Earth is flat? No. I don't.

    • @Slicerwizard
      @Slicerwizard 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@joejester61105 Clown. Dave gave those moronic "proofs" more time and respect than they deserve.

    • @judet2992
      @judet2992 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      We all felt his still growing frustration.

    • @AVoidStormWarden
      @AVoidStormWarden 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@joejester61105 but Dave makes sense and Eric doesn't. Dave's proofs are proof, and Eric just lies

  • @mrboiardo1176
    @mrboiardo1176 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1509

    Fun fact: Eric once made a rap song in which he denied the holocaust and praised Hitler

    • @Aurora666_yt
      @Aurora666_yt 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +124

      🤮

    • @ordinaryguy4
      @ordinaryguy4 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +273

      Smartest flat earther

    • @defintlynoob4263
      @defintlynoob4263 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i thought that guy was an adult not a gen a monkey

    • @satanslittleprince
      @satanslittleprince 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

      EW WHAT

    • @ButteredToits-
      @ButteredToits- 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      nazis are gross things

  • @nektu5435
    @nektu5435 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +936

    "... shine a flashlight on a beach ball or something. Get your life together." is the funniest thing I've heard this orbit 😂

    • @MiddleMalcolm
      @MiddleMalcolm 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      I know! 😂 There were so many lol moments for me in this, and Dave's delivery is perfect! 😁

    • @SmileOlderBro_GodsBrother
      @SmileOlderBro_GodsBrother 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Timestamp please?

    • @CyberBeep_kenshi
      @CyberBeep_kenshi 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      heh cool, i thought up that experiment myself years ago. compare it to a dinnerplate which you move about and its allmthe proof you need

    • @yimwee2401
      @yimwee2401 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Love how he tags on a deserved insult after almost every point. Cracks me up every time.

    • @nektu5435
      @nektu5435 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@SmileOlderBro_GodsBrother 51:43

  • @fairwarning007
    @fairwarning007 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    The fact that TH-cam has these information panels reminding everyone that the Earth is indeed not flat proves we’re living in an Idiocracy.

    • @julesdomes6064
      @julesdomes6064 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Yes. Sadly we would also need a similar reminder on all videos about Trump, that he is a dumb, nasty bully and utterly unfit for office.

    • @satanslittleprince
      @satanslittleprince หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@julesdomes6064 for REALLL. and whoever manages his makeup needs to be slapped, holy shit

    •  หลายเดือนก่อน

      Retards have always existed. They won't die out. Don't say we live in Idiocracy. We live in an age with the greatest percentage of humanity being educated.

  • @OpinionsNoOneCaresAbout
    @OpinionsNoOneCaresAbout 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +603

    You just know Eric's somewhere saying "well, you paid to download my book, so I win."

    • @ProfessorDaveExplains
      @ProfessorDaveExplains  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +728

      Free download! Suck it Eric.

    • @OpinionsNoOneCaresAbout
      @OpinionsNoOneCaresAbout 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +209

      @@ProfessorDaveExplains Oh thank goodness.

    • @66bloodmoon
      @66bloodmoon 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      ​@@ProfessorDaveExplains lol

    • @fabriceklaus1946
      @fabriceklaus1946 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ProfessorDaveExplains thats one smart dumbfuck then ...

    • @2ndchookie919
      @2ndchookie919 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      @@66bloodmoon Not even smart enough to make money from his delusion.

  • @NotAriieFluffie
    @NotAriieFluffie 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +398

    "Once you get really high, you'll see it"
    what kind

    • @JohnrBertler
      @JohnrBertler 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Lol thats a good one

    • @nicolasgomez6637
      @nicolasgomez6637 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Yes

    • @sasserfamily6425
      @sasserfamily6425 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Obviously the kind they are when they think the earth is a disk

    • @Rat_Fบcker
      @Rat_Fบcker 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Snoop D O double G kimd

    • @was_who
      @was_who 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Love itXD

  • @nickbouletos8399
    @nickbouletos8399 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2404

    new flat earth content is always a ball

    • @L4ftyOne
      @L4ftyOne 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      Fax

    • @mauverntail
      @mauverntail 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      ballin shall commence

    • @jamierichardson7683
      @jamierichardson7683 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      😂

    • @hydromokuba
      @hydromokuba 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Da-dum tss!

    • @witchy90210
      @witchy90210 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Well is it really new?

  • @TheDesertRat31
    @TheDesertRat31 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +785

    This Eric guy is really lucky that breathing happens automatically. If he had to think about it, he would be dead.

    • @ericb3157
      @ericb3157 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      reminds me of a scene in a book, "there will be dragons" by John Ringo, where someone is insulting a villian, and one insult is something like "you must have a tiny demon sitting on your shoulder, whispering 'breathe", or you would cease that vital activity for sheer lack of thought."

    • @nathanielkhoo3460
      @nathanielkhoo3460 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      How would he imagine being a dolphin, which would have to voluntary breathe and sleep with half a brain on

    • @KiLLuminati.
      @KiLLuminati. 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Like dolphins😆

    • @Dragon_named
      @Dragon_named 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Good insult let me just….
      **steals it**

    • @pepebeezon772
      @pepebeezon772 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Damn you!!! Now I have to think about it for the next few minutes

  • @DeepSketch
    @DeepSketch 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +271

    "Oceans don't have wings." A good skeptic checks all oceans

    • @federicogiana
      @federicogiana 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      Indian Ocean: Checked, no wings.
      Atlantic Ocean: Checked, no wings.
      Pacific Ocean: Checked, no wings.
      Antarctic Ocean: NASA warships boarded me and sent me away. 🤔

    • @StevenCorr
      @StevenCorr 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@federicogiana
      You forgot Billy Ocean 🤣

    • @TheUSgoverment
      @TheUSgoverment 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      ​@@StevenCorr checked, no wings.
      Frank ocean is still in dispute

    • @TheFlame_Hawk
      @TheFlame_Hawk 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@federicogianawhat about the Arctic?

    • @federicogiana
      @federicogiana 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@TheFlame_Hawk I've an easy way out: it's a sea, not an ocean!

  • @kristurowski1619
    @kristurowski1619 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1623

    "Trains can't handle curvature"...Switzerland: "Hold my beer"
    EDIT: After 6 months Swiss is finally drunk and built a train to the Moon to f up flerfers

    • @Batlafication
      @Batlafication 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +123

      I gotta say, the train stuff was especially stupid, and that's saying something

    • @Mo1917toInfinity
      @Mo1917toInfinity 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      China has the largest and fastest hi-speed rail system in the world.

    • @Batlafication
      @Batlafication 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      @@Mo1917toInfinity but is it flat?

    • @MeerkatADV
      @MeerkatADV 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      The rocky mountains would like a word.

    • @OlivierGabin
      @OlivierGabin 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Shap summit enters the debate, followed by Bézier-Neussargues.

  • @Smallllllllllllllwolf
    @Smallllllllllllllwolf 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    This book should've been called "200 proofs I'm an Idiot and use random phrases hoping no one will fact check me"

    • @Smallllllllllllllwolf
      @Smallllllllllllllwolf 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@Flatter_Jay thank you for the addition to my comment, good sir •-•

    • @freddan6fly
      @freddan6fly 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@Flatter_Jay Thanks for showing that you have to be an idiot to be a flerf.

    • @sovsemnevazhno
      @sovsemnevazhno 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@Flatter_Jay Bruh, too obvious, at least u should use older account and also without any "flat" in acc name

    • @spamtong.spamton124
      @spamtong.spamton124 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@Flatter_Jay have you ever heard of sarchasm

    • @pranays
      @pranays 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Flatter_Jaylow IQ comment flat head

  • @angrysparky37
    @angrysparky37 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1154

    Im sorry Dave you made a mistake. You said flat earthers could go to the south pole and get a job. That's simply impossible as we all know there is no such thing as an employable flat earther

    • @MeerkatADV
      @MeerkatADV 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      They would have to have scientific knowledge which is obviously impossible. They might be able to get a job as a chef or something.

    • @hanifarroisimukhlis5989
      @hanifarroisimukhlis5989 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

      @@MeerkatADV I wouldn't trust them for anything round, like onions

    • @robertberatheon4213
      @robertberatheon4213 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

      Unfortunately I’ve meet a few FEers who have high level jobs making about 300K a year. It’s extremely depressing

    • @angrysparky37
      @angrysparky37 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      @@robertberatheon4213 Wow that is depressing.

    • @ĪĪMizumiĪĪ
      @ĪĪMizumiĪĪ 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@robertberatheon4213let's be honest tho, the only reason they can and want to spread lies like the flat earth is for money and fame. Something about "there's no such thing as bad publicity" which I'm sure they definitely think is true. Yes it's depressing but also, would you rather be a dumbass who spreads lies on the internet and be rich or whatever the other option is. Seems obvious to me lol.

  • @stormwolf3255
    @stormwolf3255 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +434

    "Science is not about building a body of 'known facts' - it is a method for asking awkward questions and then subjecting them to a reality check, thus avoiding the human tendency to believe whatever makes us feel good". [Terry Pratchett]

    • @HerrMau
      @HerrMau 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      RIP Terry Pratchett - he was my all-time favorite author. And a genius.

    • @pufffincrazy5275
      @pufffincrazy5275 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Us roundworlders could learn a lot from that legend

    • @AlisonThedis
      @AlisonThedis 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I didn't know that quote, but I love it! Thanks for sharing.

    • @gtbriggs6614
      @gtbriggs6614 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hence the term theory

    • @buff3dn3rf26
      @buff3dn3rf26 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      hence religion.

  • @YBRMiniboss
    @YBRMiniboss 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +843

    POV: You've been scrolling through the comments for way too long trying to find a flat earther to roast.

    • @nickierv13
      @nickierv13 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +103

      In that case you may find it interesting to know that the earth is neither flat nor an oblate spheroid.
      It is in fact shaped like a banana.
      If you find this appealing the meeting is at 8 and will need to find some from both the flat and ball camps to debate 😅

    • @TheRealTrigan
      @TheRealTrigan 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

      @@nickierv13I find it quite apeeeeeling HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @commandershepard7728
      @commandershepard7728 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      @@nickierv13 ....Behold the Banana Earth....the Atheists nightmare- Ray Comfort

    • @Noordledoordle
      @Noordledoordle 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Sort by '"New."

    • @WebberSomn
      @WebberSomn 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Am I the only one whose “newest first” and “top comments” options just disappeared?? I tried restarting the app but they’re still not there. Can someone help me out?

  • @JuanDelaCruz-x2y
    @JuanDelaCruz-x2y 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    I bet that if you took Eric Dubay up in space, he would come back and say that the curvature is just an optical illusion.

    • @ineedbigdrink8509
      @ineedbigdrink8509 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Unless he built the space ship himself he would claim the windows were screens or fisheye shaped. If he witnessed the creation of the ship he would claim they swapped the glass before his flight. If every possible moment between construction and flight was seen by his eyes, it wouldn’t matter anyway because this is how you behave when you WANT to believe the earth is flat and nothing else.

  • @knightbeforedawn
    @knightbeforedawn 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +438

    "200 proofs", more like "35 misconceptions repeated numerous times, plus some dishonesty thrown in for good measure".

    • @freddan6fly
      @freddan6fly 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      And some racizm at the end.

    • @AtomicTrain
      @AtomicTrain 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@freddan6fly Wait where's the racism?

    • @freddan6fly
      @freddan6fly 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@AtomicTrain 198.

    • @AtomicTrain
      @AtomicTrain 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@freddan6fly oh yea u right, idiots are idiots🤦🤦🤦

    • @easyhelp
      @easyhelp 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @knightbeforedawn All presented in "wish to sound scientific" word salad...

  • @xCateyez
    @xCateyez 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +673

    Imagine writing a book of 200 "proofs" but not taking the time to check what proof means.

    • @ericpode6095
      @ericpode6095 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      Apparently one of his proofs involves a 140 foot lighthouse, except it was rebuilt to 108 feet over 100 years ago.

    • @AtheistJr
      @AtheistJr 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Dave: The Hound
      This guy: chicken

    • @IiiiIiiIllIl
      @IiiiIiiIllIl 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      Dude fr. These people think "proof" is just getting a verbal 'gotcha' moment, when that ISNT how science works. Their lack of a model speaks volumes to what their goal actually is. They want to feel special.

    • @jonesfamily4326
      @jonesfamily4326 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I dont think it was his book originally.

    • @txag007
      @txag007 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Another good one is just a statement. That’s it, no proof provided but a random thing.

  • @omlett6482
    @omlett6482 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +312

    "Rails can't handle any curvature" Has this dude never seen a Rollercoaster in his life??

    • @MeerkatADV
      @MeerkatADV 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Well, to be fair a Rollercoaster is not powering itself along that path.

    • @Noooiiiissseee
      @Noooiiiissseee 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      ​​@@MeerkatADV What do you mean not powering itself?

    • @Ptilopsis-leucotis-24-8ii
      @Ptilopsis-leucotis-24-8ii 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      That guy hasn't seen anything in his life, he sees everything flat

    • @RideAcrossTheRiver
      @RideAcrossTheRiver 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      The major east-west railways of Canada's west show excess and uneven wear because of Coriolis deflection.

    • @blastortoise
      @blastortoise 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@Noooiiiissseee they mean that a train gets it's power from sources like coal whereas roller coasters don't. Assuming he is thinking of traditional trains

  • @MittensGloves-si3ub
    @MittensGloves-si3ub 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    im convinced flat earthers never passed kindergarden

    • @ericb3157
      @ericb3157 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      oh, many of them BOAST that they never went to kindergarten, then say "all school is brainwashing."

  • @smaakjeks
    @smaakjeks 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +511

    James Randi called them unsinkable rubber ducks. Flat earthers are textbook examples.

    • @smaakjeks
      @smaakjeks 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@adamwalker3560 oh, what a world

    • @GuardianSoulkeeper
      @GuardianSoulkeeper 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Or floating turds.

    • @republicofluckteinburgpres1385
      @republicofluckteinburgpres1385 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Oh damn flat earthers, ArE yoU gONnA TaKe tHat?!

    • @SylvanApe
      @SylvanApe 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@smaakjeks But what shape is that world?

    • @smaakjeks
      @smaakjeks 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@SylvanApe well, banana shaped, obviously

  • @rodrigosampaio1560
    @rodrigosampaio1560 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +314

    One time I read a quote from a flat earther calling the atmosphere as "atmosflat", I nerver laughed more in my life

    • @sparkycjs
      @sparkycjs 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Yes or atmosplane / atmos 😂

    • @rodrigosampaio1560
      @rodrigosampaio1560 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      ​@@sparkycjs Yeah atmosplane sounds more like it, I tried to translate from my native language

    • @olivergottkehaskamp3369
      @olivergottkehaskamp3369 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@sparkycjs So Dolby is in on the conspiracy! I knew it! 🫠

    • @RIZFERD
      @RIZFERD 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I feel sorry for flat-earthers they've never been traveling AROUND the world
      They don't know what Jetlag is, huge timezone differences between countries and continents.
      It's already evening April 29th here in Indonesia and it's still morning April 28th there in USA
      #flatearth

    • @sparkycjs
      @sparkycjs 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@RIZFERD it's morning April 29 in USA, and mid afternoon here in the UK 😊

  • @stuartgray5877
    @stuartgray5877 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +512

    These Flerfs often accuse me of Lying about my Job.
    This is because:
    1 - I test fiber-optic gyroscopes by using earth rotation as the stimulus. I have been doing this for almost 30 years now. I have tested the Litton LN-200, The Northrup Grumman SSIRU, the Airbus Astrix-120, the Honeywell MIMU, and my next project will fly another SIRU.
    2 - AFTER I test these gyros (using earth rotation as the stimulus) I install them onto real spacecraft, launch them to space, then USE THEM to point the spacecraft to do things like: Takes Photos of the earth from space.

    • @TanyaSapienVintage
      @TanyaSapienVintage 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +87

      insert a flat earther saying "fiber optic means OPTICUUL!! It's a hologram projector! He's the guy who makes the fake round earth images!!!"

    • @paulbooth3953
      @paulbooth3953 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      My respects sir!

    • @EricLS
      @EricLS 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      NUH UH!

    • @restanibalu
      @restanibalu 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      They must be like “wow you go through all of it just to LIE TO US?” lol

    • @stuartgray5877
      @stuartgray5877 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @luggalugga For some photos that I helped take, search the net for "EPOXI images of earth"
      The Flerfs love to tell me that those images are faked when I helped build the spacecraft, install the optical telescopes, Launch DI, then was part of the mission ops team at JPL until we hit the Comet Tempel-1. The EPOXI images were taken during the extended mission of the DI Flyby spacecraft.
      I was literally one of the Command and Data Handling subsystem engineers during the mission but these morons know more about it than I DO?

  • @heavycritic9554
    @heavycritic9554 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    They have nothing to fear but sphere itself.

    • @blackfuzzguy
      @blackfuzzguy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Best comment

  • @zaroff7022
    @zaroff7022 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1391

    Prof. Dave trashing flat earthers = Infinite joy

    • @yourabot1062
      @yourabot1062 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      endless*

    • @elfishmoss1457
      @elfishmoss1457 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Quite correct​@@yourabot1062

    • @yourabot1062
      @yourabot1062 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@elfishmoss1457 it was a joke dude

    • @elfishmoss1457
      @elfishmoss1457 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@yourabot1062 fair enough

    • @yourabot1062
      @yourabot1062 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@elfishmoss1457 it was a reference to Dave correcting the retard in the vid

  • @Cornsnakesarecool
    @Cornsnakesarecool 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

    “We see too far” doesn’t even seem like a sentence anymore

  • @IceForgeOfficial
    @IceForgeOfficial 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +288

    Flat earth debunk videos are a great place to learn astronomy, physics, meteorology, etc.

    • @physetermacrocephalus9986
      @physetermacrocephalus9986 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      @@Globehoax only if you're delusional and are immune to logical reasoning.

    • @ericb3157
      @ericb3157 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@Globehoax yeah, right.
      a local sun would appear MUCH bigger at noon than at other times of day, dummy.
      your CULT can't even explain SUNSET.

    • @freddan6fly
      @freddan6fly 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      @@Globehoax " Also great way to go outside and observe a local sun at noon"- No one have seen a local sun. Heard of sunset? Thanks for providing yet another piece of evidence for the globe.

    • @66bloodmoon
      @66bloodmoon 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@GlobehoaxYour brain's located up your ass. You're too retarded to understand the sun. Isn't that close you brain dead dribbling ball sack. You're self-awareness of how stupid you are is amazing

    • @KianWdx
      @KianWdx 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@Globehoax if either were local we'd never see a sunset and the moon would look drastically different from different viewpoints, notice how neither are true?

  • @BricksAndSparrows
    @BricksAndSparrows วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Look at the comments on Dubay videos. There are Holocaust deniers in there and he makes a point of liking their comments. There is one from yesterday.

  • @nips8902
    @nips8902 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +318

    Flat earth fails on every point. The geocentric flat earth has...
    • No working model, or map.
    • No way to determine proper distances, or directions between two point on the earth not sharing the same longitude.
    • No explanation for how the sun and the moon circle the earth, or how the sun migrates from the tropic of Capricorn to the tropic of Cancer and back over the year.
    • No idea why the ancient Greeks such as Pythagoras, Aristotle, Eratosthenes and Aristarchus believed the earth was a sphere.
    • No idea what P and S shockwaves detected by seismology equipment tells us about the internal structure of the earth, and the shape and dimensions of the surface of the earth.
    • No idea what powers the sun and the stars.
    • No idea of the distance to the stars.
    • No ideas as to why almost all stars don't appear to change position in the sky from opposite sides of earth's orbit around the sun when the phenomena of parallax says they should, and why we can only use the parallax method for measuring the distance of stars that are closest to the earth. Luckily, Polaris is one that we can determine the distance to using parallax, because it is also a Cepheid variable star, which allows the distance to be measured to much more distant stars where the parallax method not longer works.
    • No idea of the distance from the earth to the planets, or even much about them at all.
    • No idea why binary stars obey Newton's law of gravitation.
    • No explanation as to why we can only see 59% of the total surface area of the moon when, from a flat earth perspective we should be able to see most of it, including the dark side of the moon.
    • No idea why the moon appears upside down in the southern hemisphere compared to how it looks in the northern hemisphere, and why the phases of the moon are on opposite sides of the Moon, and why it looks circular from all vantage points on the earth.
    • No idea why sunspots rotate in the opposite direction in the southern and northern hemispheres, or even what sun spots are.
    • No believable explanation for how GPS is implemented across the world.
    • No explanation as to why aircraft carry ring laser gyros onboard capable of detecting the rotation of the earth.
    • No idea how it is possible to develop gravitational maps of the earth's surface, or why anyone would want one, or how they could be used.
    • No explanation for how eclipses work, especially lunar eclipses, or how to predict them correctly.
    • No idea why the Humber bridge, the Verrazzano Narrows bridge are built to account for the earth's curvature.
    • No idea why CERN, LIGO and the Stanford linear accelerator vacuum rings and arms are constructed to take account of the earth's curvature.
    • No idea why physicists working on LIGO, the gravity wave detector, were awarded Nobel prizes in physics.
    • No idea why geodetic surveyors keep claiming the earth is an oblate spheroid.
    • No idea why Google Earth does not publish its underlying flat earth model that allows it to project the earth as a globe.
    • No explanation as to why the sun rises due east for everyone on the earth on the equinox.
    • No idea why an observer on the equator during an equinox does not see the sun set at an angle 19° above the horizon.
    • No idea why there should be a discernible horizon that looks like the edge of the ocean viewed from a beach. The horizon should really be a blur as the farther we look out across the flat earth, the more light is scattered and the more particles in the atmosphere obscuring the view.
    • No idea how it is possible to see the sun set twice simply by changing your height above the earth (quickly by just a few tens of metres).
    • No reasonable explanation as to how Polaris can be used in conjunction with a sextant in the northern hemisphere to determine latitude.
    • No explanation as to why the Artic and Antarctic experience months of days and nights at differ times of the year.
    • No explanation why bright little objects called satellites by some are regularly visible in the night sky following a predicted path across the sky
    • No explanation for how tides work.(What to say about Magma tides, their biscuit Earth should crack in pieces) • No explanation how (most times) boats disappear over the horizon when they should be visible on a flat earth.
    • No explanation as to why the horizon does not rise to eye level.
    • No credible explanation why helium balloons fitted with non-fish eye cameras often detect the curvature of the earth.
    • No credible explanation for the existence of the "Downward" force called gravity.
    • No explanation that does not implicitly make use of the theory of gravity for the atmospheric pressure gradient from high to low pressure with altitude, especially if we live in a dome.
    • No idea why (almost without exception) hurricanes and typhoons rotate in opposite directions in northern and southern hemispheres respectively.
    • No explanation for the Coriolis effect observable in controlled experiments such as those conducted by Ascher H. Shapiro in the 1960s.
    • No explanation as to why the northern celestial pole rotates counter clockwise in the northern hemisphere, and the southern celestial pole rotates clockwise in the southern hemisphere.
    • No idea what Antarctica even looks like, and where the South Pole is physically located.
    • No idea why Venus has phases. Bye bye Geocentric system.
    • No idea why planets, e.g. Mars, exhibit retrograde motion. Hello Heliocentric system.
    • No idea why the planets and their moons in the solar system appear to be obeying Newton's laws of planetary motion.
    • No explanation whatsoever why Stellar Aberration occurs.
    • No idea why clouds are illuminated from the bottom at sun set.
    • Can't explain how a commercial aircraft can fly from Perth to Sydney in only 4 hours 10 mins across the flat earth, as to achieve this, it would need to fly faster than an F18 on afterburner all the way.
    • No idea why the CO2 atmosphere of Mars appears to "Cling" to the exterior of its spherical spinning surface without the need for physical containment. This phenomenon is observable on others planets too.
    • No idea why the sun and the moon don't change in angular size from rising to setting by a factor of 2 to 3 since they are local to the earth, and no idea why the sun according to the inverse law of radiation is not 4 to 9 times brighter at midday than at sunset and sunrise when viewed from Australia.
    • No credible reason why millions of people (mostly scientists, engineers and technicians ) over decades would lie to keep the globe earth alive, and why nations and commercial enterprises, accountable to the voters and shareholders respectively, would spend (waste) $2 trillion a year , each and every year to maintain the globe lie.
    • No idea how it is possible to measure the value of G, the universal gravitational constant and in so doing, verify the theory of gravity.
    • No scientific papers publish in the last 100 years supporting the flat earth.
    • No idea why there is snow on height mountains with a local sun as it has to get warmer and snow should melt if you get closer to the sun. Now the globe earth and the heliocentric model have answers that are consistent with each other to all of the above that the flat earth can't explain, but the globe earth is wrong and the flat earth is correct , even although the flat earth model is almost useless at explaining anything?

    • @erlanggawimas6500
      @erlanggawimas6500 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      👍

    • @lrw6447
      @lrw6447 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

      @@erlanggawimas6500bro responded to this a+ level essay with “👍” 😭😭😭😭

    • @freddan6fly
      @freddan6fly 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

      No idea of how satellite tv discs always point to the geostationary orbit above the equator
      No explanation for a compass
      No explanation why all magnets are dipoles (Maxwell's 2:nd equation) and why the globe earth must have two poles
      No explanation for how Foucault's pendulum works
      No explanation for how a gyrocompass can find rotational north or south.
      No explanation for how people in South America and South Africa can see the south celestial pole at the same time, or South America and Australia.
      No explanation for how a sun dial works
      No explanation for how my German Equatorial Mount works.
      No explanation for sunrise
      No explanation for sunset
      No explanation for why the sun appears to move in a straight line over the sky at 15 degrees per hour
      No explanation for why the moon appears to move in a straight line over the sky at 13.5 degrees per hour.
      No explanation for sun movement over the sky
      No explanation for seasons
      No explanation for time zones.

    • @lrw6447
      @lrw6447 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@freddan6fly 😎😎🕶️🇬🇧

    • @30000beesinatrenchcoat
      @30000beesinatrenchcoat 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      This should be pinned

  • @nobodyknows3180
    @nobodyknows3180 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +598

    Everything is a conspiracy when you don't know how anything works.

    • @franimal86
      @franimal86 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      That sounds like a conspiracy. Coincidence??? 🤣

    • @KyleHerrera106
      @KyleHerrera106 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      also there are actual conspiracies, so there is that.

    • @pikariocraftf2802
      @pikariocraftf2802 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I don't know how some of these things work and I don't understand the explanation, but I understand *THAT* they work and honestly I can't be arsed to break my brain over these things, the earth isn't flat, still don't really understand how summer and winter happen but honestly I understand that they happen and thats all I really need to know. (Mostly just confused because I thought it was about how the earth is further away from the sun or closer depending on the time of year, as in the earth doesn't orbit the sun in a perfect circle but rather like an oval shape, so why is it summer on one side and winter on the other side at the same time?)

    • @ianchapman8859
      @ianchapman8859 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@pikariocraftf2802 seasons happen because the axial tilt of the earth as it orbits around the sun causes either the northern or southern hemisphere to be tilted toward the sun while the other hemisphere is tilted away, the hemisphere tilted toward the sun is summer the hemisphere tilted away from the sun is winter

    • @michelleper5065
      @michelleper5065 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      i will pay this "professor" 10k cash if you ever land on a moon or mars... 10k!

  • @eruick047
    @eruick047 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +443

    as an Eric, I profusely apologize in name of all Erics for this fool

    • @Driahva
      @Driahva 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      His stupidity has really brought down the average for Erics everywhere. I'm sorry this has happened to you, and that a name change can help you avoid the shame of loose association.

    • @paulnolan4971
      @paulnolan4971 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ahh shit man. I apologise for Christianity then. Raise your profusely for a profoundly

    • @travtuck7646
      @travtuck7646 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I hate it when dumbasses share my name too. LOL

    • @realtsarbomba
      @realtsarbomba 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      I call him obersturmbannflerfführer Erich for the very obvious reasons...

    • @TheGamingLegendsOfficial
      @TheGamingLegendsOfficial 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      could you call the Council of Erics to revoke this guy's Eric privileges?

  • @milenatomanic25
    @milenatomanic25 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    I love how every one of these creates 5 proofs on how the earth is round.

    • @Alan-ez6ji
      @Alan-ez6ji 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      There are actually 200 proofs earth is not flat, all debunked one by one...

  • @SemiIocon
    @SemiIocon 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +188

    It's so funny how planes are just endlessly confusing these people.

    • @Lucaz99
      @Lucaz99 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      Planes, trains, tides, the horizon. Truly clueless

    • @ianianianianian
      @ianianianianian 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      honestly, they confuse me too, but that doesn’t mean the earth is flat

    • @petlemons
      @petlemons 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I can't help but wonder why none of them have bothered to get a pilot's license. I like to think that maybe some have tried, and in their training learned enough physics to realize how ignorant they were.

    • @RideAcrossTheRiver
      @RideAcrossTheRiver 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@adamwalker3560 Not complete. The curvature across the top of the wing reduces pressure, which greatly assists and is most important in lift.

    • @mehallica666
      @mehallica666 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@adamwalker3560 Air passes faster over the top of the wing than it does the bottom, creating higher pressure under the wing thus creating lift.

  • @JamLeGull
    @JamLeGull 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    The fact Eric Dubay is too much of a coward to have gone on the trip to Antarctica is pretty good evidence that he doesn’t believe that the earth is flat. He just doesn’t want to get a job.

    • @billymakale1338
      @billymakale1338 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      The grift is strong with this one

  • @3141minecraft
    @3141minecraft 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +648

    Earth can't be flat because if earth was flat, there would be slimes everywhere

    • @LeviathanProbably
      @LeviathanProbably 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

      top 10 things flat earthers can't explain

    • @RavenTheA2
      @RavenTheA2 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      makes sense when you look at bro's @

    • @blenderbanana
      @blenderbanana 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@RavenTheA2Thanks)

    • @Hungary_0987
      @Hungary_0987 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@RavenTheA2lol😂

    • @adryanclay
      @adryanclay 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      Also almost all of our deepest mines would be completely buried, because there would be only 4 meters squared of ground below our feet.

  • @matthewwilliams5964
    @matthewwilliams5964 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +209

    Here are the timestamps for the whole video.
    1:22 The horizon
    2:07 Water and rivers
    3:47 Trains, canals, and engineer quotes
    5:58 We see to far
    6:43 Airplanes
    7:53 Experiments, paradoxes, and people
    9:40 Fun with physics and gravity
    12:39 Another quote
    13:03 Clouds, planes, and Earth’s rotation
    13:50 More people and quotes
    14:36 Gravity stuff
    15:55 Traveling, distances, and more flights
    21:44 Weather, regions, and seasons
    25:46 Antarctica and day and night
    27:23 More of the horizon
    28:26 Experiments and the Sam guy
    30:09 I think we see to far guys
    34:50 NASA and stars
    38:22 Perspective, stars, constellations, and the South Pole
    40:46 Magnets, compasses, and directions
    42:32 Explorers and navigation
    43:18 Days and upside down globers
    44:52 Silly Newton, orbits, and tides
    47:14 All about space, light, and devices
    57:33 Ship info
    58:25 Pendulum and Coriolis
    59:23 Seeing not far enough
    59:40 As usual, more space stuff!
    1:03:58 Flat and curved stuff
    1:05:43 Atmosphere mayhem
    1:07:24 Rockets and even more space
    1:14:36 clouds and CGI lies
    1:16:36 The plane stuff never ends!
    1:17:18 We gotta feel it, spinning ball info, and NASA
    1:19:54 Books and cultures
    1:20:44 Freemason
    1:21:12 Quoting and I say so, so it’s right
    1:22:18 Gravity and stuff moving too fast
    1:23:52 God and Jews
    1:24:26 The final quotes and words from Sam (:
    There you have it.

    • @existance2785
      @existance2785 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Your a madman. Thx a lot

    • @matthewwilliams5964
      @matthewwilliams5964 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@existance2785Good to know at least some people found this comment :)
      By the way, I also made this comment because I tend to come back to this video every once in a while, and it can be tough remembering where is where. Your welcome

    • @aquall0323
      @aquall0323 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Your sacrifice is noted and appreciated.

    • @KevinKiejko
      @KevinKiejko 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      You rock!

    • @JKlinker93
      @JKlinker93 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      You missed one.
      0:01 PURE STUPIDITY

  • @8584zender
    @8584zender วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Take home messages:
    1. Dubay does not understand physics at even a high school level
    2. The tennis on the airplane wing seems like fun.

  • @opticteadrop
    @opticteadrop 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1071

    No way, you're actually tearing THIS legendarily horrible video to shreds! I remember a few years ago flat-earthers spamming this everywhere! Can't wait to watch this video in the evening with popcorn, it's going to be a great time!

    • @eh9618
      @eh9618 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      now we get to spam this video in retaliation!!

    • @vinyllpreviews9462
      @vinyllpreviews9462 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

      ​@@eh9618someone literally told me to research flat earth, they left a link, I clicked on it just to see if it was dubay.
      I replied with professor Dave's reply to globe busters.
      We were arguing over seasons, I told her the sun would have to speed up and slow down by that explanation. I was the told the sun does move slower in the summer.

    • @tomwanders6022
      @tomwanders6022 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@vinyllpreviews9462can the person explain how that happens? 🤨

    • @vinyllpreviews9462
      @vinyllpreviews9462 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      @@tomwanders6022 we could observe if it slowed down and sped up. She replied you can see it speed up and slow down.
      I quit arguing because the brain washing is complete.
      I think a lot of these people refuse to do any research because they don't want to see the results.

    • @2dgraphix
      @2dgraphix 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      I started a flat earth debunk channel a few years ago, then quit for personal reasons. Dave has sparked renewed interest and motivation to continue once more.

  • @kristurowski1619
    @kristurowski1619 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +204

    "Oceans don't have wings" I'm done...😂😂😂

    • @TheRox0923
      @TheRox0923 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      How did he get this information??

    • @windigo000
      @windigo000 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      @@TheRox0923 well duh. oceans don't reproduce, therefore can't evolve flight. 😁

    • @TheRox0923
      @TheRox0923 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      @@windigo000 WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THIS INFORMATION?? FREE MASON? 😂

    • @hanifarroisimukhlis5989
      @hanifarroisimukhlis5989 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Hmm... yup, is not red bull

    • @lbernau
      @lbernau 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@hanifarroisimukhlis5989 What if it's an ocean of Redbull?

  • @dmcerrrmmmm
    @dmcerrrmmmm 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +220

    And this convinced...zero flat earthers.

    • @bens.7523
      @bens.7523 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

      Yeah, flat-earthers are pretty stupid in that they have a very low standard of evidence for what they want to believe, and an impossibly high standard of evidence for what they don't want to believe. I asked Austin Witsit what evidence he would accept. I got crickets.

    • @rippedtorn2310
      @rippedtorn2310 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@bens.7523 Seen that mad Scottish wan ? Aye we huv a flerf ! Cannae mind his name but he's a prize fud lol.

    • @serpex77
      @serpex77 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Because you do not have the basics of logic and science. Elementary school knowledge. Do you get it?

    • @jdevlin1910
      @jdevlin1910 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      you mean facts and logic don't make any difference then 🤣

    • @serpex77
      @serpex77 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@jdevlin1910 Yes. For these people nothing else matters... Except their own beliefs.

  • @sabrinaleedance
    @sabrinaleedance 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Long way for him to say "my brain cant comprehend science so scientists are all liars"😂

    • @sabrinaleedance
      @sabrinaleedance 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Imagine applying that to any other subject in life ",I don't understand brain surgery so all brain surgeons are actually frauds, don't exist, or witches" "I don't understand how to bake a cake therefore baking is all a lie" 😂😂

  • @mihaitha
    @mihaitha 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +545

    I'm sorry, Dave, but you're wrong. Flat earthers couldn't get jobs in Antarctica, to get a job one needs to be useful at something.

    • @shreyvarad
      @shreyvarad 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      not exactly, they could be the world's first human snowplow

    • @asiano3385
      @asiano3385 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      They are usefull. Because without them there would be no way how to compare smart and not smart.

    • @ProfessorDaveExplains
      @ProfessorDaveExplains  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +328

      Even flat earthers can scrub toilets.

    • @mihaitha
      @mihaitha 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      @@ProfessorDaveExplains I doubt a flerfer would be able to pull off that task TBH

    • @francischimenti1374
      @francischimenti1374 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      ​@ProfessorDaveExplains You sure about that Dave? 🤨

  • @PortalooSunset
    @PortalooSunset 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +380

    Taking physics lessons from a yoga teacher like Eric Dubay is like taking yoga lessons from Stephen Hawking.

    • @throwawayavclubber7269
      @throwawayavclubber7269 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Zing!

    • @dawndefender
      @dawndefender 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Oof!

    • @TubetakerBHV
      @TubetakerBHV 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      And I´m pretty sure that Stephen Hawking knew more about yoga than Eric Dubay about physics.

    • @launderine
      @launderine 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      at least hawking would have been able to tell you the truth

    • @lancelaube3233
      @lancelaube3233 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Stephen Hawking was turned into a vegetable a long time ago.

  • @Jrathage
    @Jrathage 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +144

    I don't know whether to be amazed or disappointed that so many of these are just re-phrasings of "I don't understand Conservation of Momentum, and I have to protect my kids from understanding it!"

    • @vinyllpreviews9462
      @vinyllpreviews9462 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I was arguing with a flat earther on conservation of momentum guy asked for a video proving it.
      I found a couple, one really cool one of guys jumping on a trampoline being pulled by a tractor, another one, guy doing a stunt standing on a car going about 40, jumps in the aopir through a hoop, landing back on the car.
      No lie, he sends me a video of a stuntman, attempting to jump off the roof of a building, onto a moving truck, and he misses.
      I never laughed so hard in my life, I was like, the building isn't moving, the truck is. Hit home how they truly don't understand.

  • @skalimr
    @skalimr 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    I think the funniest thing is that flat earthers like to ramble about how air navigation doesn't take into account the earths curvature, yet almost all comercial flights use Nautical Miles. Even just approach charts for airports almost all use Nautical Miles.

  • @TasTheWatcher
    @TasTheWatcher 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +157

    _"If they were right, one proof would have been enough"_ *- Einbert Alstein*

    • @RIZFERD
      @RIZFERD 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I feel sorry for flat-earthers they've never been traveling AROUND the world
      They don't know what Jetlag is, huge timezone differences between countries and continents.
      It's already evening April 29th here in Indonesia and it's still morning April 28th there in USA
      #flatearth

    • @jamesthesurgeon
      @jamesthesurgeon 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      haha ainbart elsten go berrrrrrrrrr

    • @cantfindmykeys
      @cantfindmykeys 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Einstein was a plagiarist and a fraud, stole his peers papers while working in a patent office (who didn't care much because they thought their theories were bunk). And he beat his first wife.

    • @cantfindmykeys
      @cantfindmykeys 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@jamesthesurgeonwas that spelling intentional or a typo?

    • @chinhhoangondiepchinh5610
      @chinhhoangondiepchinh5610 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@cantfindmykeysguess

  • @roland.w
    @roland.w 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +193

    I think I can describe flat earthers in one sentence:
    "I can't understand it, so it's fake"

    • @GrumpyGrebo
      @GrumpyGrebo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Better yet one word: attention

    • @MorNloR
      @MorNloR 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      also: "my worldview is destroyed with facts, and I hate that, so it must be wrong, because im always right, there is no way im wrong"
      another one is: "my worldview is destroyed with facts and evidence, so now I ignore it because of cognitive dissonance"

    • @nightmareTomek
      @nightmareTomek 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      "They expained it 100x to me and I still don't get it. They must be lying."

    • @meanyomama
      @meanyomama 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Globe earth argument: “you don’t know how it works you’re stupid”

    • @chasingcheetahs5017
      @chasingcheetahs5017 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I can describe them 3 words: argument from incredulity

  • @alezlevi1959
    @alezlevi1959 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

    18:28 "where are you getting these numbers from the 1500s?"
    "use the internet moron" im dying🤣🤣💀

  • @BlueBarrier782
    @BlueBarrier782 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    Above all, Dubay is a coward.
    He had a chance to go to Antartica to test the evidence for himself, and he ran away, like the coward he is.

  • @I.M.SofaKingdom
    @I.M.SofaKingdom 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +317

    Flat earthers: "You can't prove the earth is a sphere!"
    2nd grader: "Hold my milk!"

    • @dukstedi
      @dukstedi 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      enjoyed your name, stranger. 😊

    • @justinTime077
      @justinTime077 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      The child hasn’t had the opportunity to challenge their own beliefs, you’re right. Many grow far beyond the plasticity of their minds, too, sadly, and allow it to be cemented.

    • @--Harley
      @--Harley 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Underrated comment, it literally made me laugh out loud 🤣

    • @raybro3803
      @raybro3803 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@justinTime077dude, my grandsons can prove this. WTF

    • @notpub
      @notpub 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @OrchestralVibes
    @OrchestralVibes 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +132

    Laughed so hard at "Shine a flashlight on a beach ball or something. Get your life together." 😂
    That one statement should be the motto for debunking Flat Earthers from here on out.

    • @vinyllpreviews9462
      @vinyllpreviews9462 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      I literally laughed out loud at that. I had the same argument with a flat earthers the other day that said it's impossible for the moon to reflect light. I said, you know, every thing we see is reflecting light, that's how we see things.

    • @chaoticneutral_necromedic
      @chaoticneutral_necromedic 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @professordaveexplains this should be on a shirt with some STEM field symbols 🤣🤣

  • @Cheepchipsable
    @Cheepchipsable 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +97

    "A sphere can't reflect light.."
    It's like the Disco Ball never existed! 💃

    • @Choalith_Ikanthe
      @Choalith_Ikanthe 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      How about all those dome reflectors in gas stations? Or the fish-eye mirrors on some cars? Those sure aren't flat. I can buy fish-eye mirrors from Walmart, but he thinks you can't reflect light off a non-flat surface.

  • @macronencer
    @macronencer 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    We have a Full Moon tonight, and as soon as I finished watching this I ran upstairs to get my large binoculars out and look at the detail on it. It's beautiful... and I can literally SEE side-on craters near the edge, with shadows showing they are lit from the side. Anyone who sees that and still claims it's some sort of flat disc is lying to themselves.

    • @synthetic240
      @synthetic240 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Considering they'd rather look at blurry out-of-focus over-exposed images via their P1000 cameras and never a telescope, I'm sure they feel confident in their claims.

  • @jean-frederickbolduc3933
    @jean-frederickbolduc3933 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +328

    I can debunk one thing you said with 100% accuracy. There is defiantly a dark side of the moon and I can prove it. Since 1973 this album has been part of rock history!

    • @victorfinberg8595
      @victorfinberg8595 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      never miss an opportunity to mention pink floyd

    • @Aurora666_yt
      @Aurora666_yt 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      🌈💿

    • @timothyernst8812
      @timothyernst8812 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Got to keep the loonies on the path.

    • @russlehman2070
      @russlehman2070 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      From the album itself. "There is no dark side of the moon, actually. Matter of fact, it's all dark."

    • @SirChaosS
      @SirChaosS 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      and is considered a master piece by many many rock connoisseurs \m/ \m/ and also just happens to be one of my favorites.

  • @Kennyfornia
    @Kennyfornia 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +282

    Scary thought: They are allowed to vote😩

    • @daddy4934
      @daddy4934 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      And they sometimes breed...
      Scary...

    • @theoldtruth1196
      @theoldtruth1196 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Scarier thought, they will probably successfully vote their conspiracy theory friend back in.

    • @judet2992
      @judet2992 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I know you used that as a way to convey dismay but that emoji usually means something worse.

    • @firewfire
      @firewfire 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I dont think it matters when our only options are fkn d trump and dementia joe 😂

    • @nicolasgomez6637
      @nicolasgomez6637 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      Scarier thought: they are allowed to own firearms...

  • @Yes-gz9qs
    @Yes-gz9qs 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +263

    Asked a flat earth women if she would like to dance. She said no because she refused to believe we were at the ball 🤷

  • @ciclon5682
    @ciclon5682 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    reminder: these people vote

    • @orange33340
      @orange33340 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      we’re so fucked.

  • @anisaliu3443
    @anisaliu3443 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +190

    The fact that we've reached the point where a 21st century professor has to sit down and explain why the Earth isn't flat for 2 hours is extremely concerning for us as a species

    • @anisaliu3443
      @anisaliu3443 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      ​@@Dano6sic69 Maybe those things wouldn't happen if people spent more time solving actual world problems instead of rotting their brains, wasting their time trying to prove the Earth is flat. Thanks for proving my point.

    • @FatKat911
      @FatKat911 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@Dano6sic69 It's ironic that many people still choose to stay primitive by trying to prove the earth is flat, when science has already been flourishing. What's interesting is how humans evolve, and devolve at the same time.

    • @raptorjesus6120
      @raptorjesus6120 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Dano6sic69 Flat earth is just a stand-in for the bottomless well of idiocy that scientists around the world have to work hard to constantly disprove or debunk. And, anisaliu is right to assume that that is the reason why we are not making the world a better place or even moving in the right direction. Want a few examples?
      Climate change: It's taken about 50 years now for thousands of scientists to establish that, yes indeed, climate change is happening and it's caused by us. It's been 50 years of us sitting on our hands doing nothing because "free thinkers" believe it's all just a big hoax, and multinational fossil fuel companies have the money to spend on divisive propaganda.
      Vaccines cause autism: They don't, but all it took was one "study" to convince "free thinkers" of the rebellious truth. Dozens of scientists have since provided proof to the contrary, but the damage has been done.
      UPF: Ultra-processed food has been the main driver for obesity and a general decline in health and longevity. The major food manufacturers all have access to their own scientists, unfortunately, and so for every study that conclusively proves the damage wrought by UPF consumption, they simply throw money at studies from their own scientists, which naturally leads to the dispersal of misinformation and doubt in the general populace.
      Obviously, I have to keep it brief in a youtube comment section, but you get the general idea, I hope. There's so much time, money, and energy spent on debate that should go towards trying to improve the situation or at least prevent disaster.

    • @darrellcovello7917
      @darrellcovello7917 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      You're always gonna have a certain percentage of people that are idiots

    • @SoulTransient
      @SoulTransient 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I dont think it is. As long as some of us are smart and the rest of us can work we should be fine.

  • @theponderingwarrior7839
    @theponderingwarrior7839 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

    Have you ever thought about responding to the channel "Long story short"? At first, I thought they were just a small time channel that is just mistaken on evolution, but apparently, they are connected to the discovery institute. Given your history with DI, you might wanna check out what sort of stuff they are claiming.

    • @ProfessorDaveExplains
      @ProfessorDaveExplains  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

      yep it's on the list

    • @IncineroarBestPokemon
      @IncineroarBestPokemon 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@ProfessorDaveExplains oh this bouta be fun. More laughing at idiots inbound!

  • @johnboettcher1962
    @johnboettcher1962 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +169

    Flat earth breakthrough: OCEANS DONT HAVE WINGS

    • @jameshart2622
      @jameshart2622 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Given some of them I've seen in the comments talking about water (water can't bend, lol-wat? Or won't bend "at rest" (again, wut? Why not?)), you realize that they probably do need that level of explanation.
      It's embarrassing.

    • @Cosmic-Spanner
      @Cosmic-Spanner 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I gave one a line diagram of a sphere with an observer standing at north. He had claimed the horizon could NOT drop on a globe. There was a boundary from the observer at a set distance and a line from the observer eye down to that horizon marked "horizon". His response was - I was a liar because we all know the horizon is a flat line in the distance that goes across a view: He couldn't even understand the simplest diagram, at any level - and the need for him to deflect from the topic and ignore any explanations was totally overwhelming him. He couldn't make a single intelligent response, but presented himself as some geometry expert.

    • @johnboettcher1962
      @johnboettcher1962 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@Cosmic-Spanner
      I think they are stuck in two dimensions

    • @Cosmic-Spanner
      @Cosmic-Spanner 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@johnboettcher1962 Yes, a lot of them don't seem to have ay spacial skills at all.

    • @Syrnian
      @Syrnian 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @akhtar7574
    @akhtar7574 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I'm so glad I'm not surrounded by flat earthers where I live.

    • @julesdomes6064
      @julesdomes6064 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm not an American either, thankfully.

    • @bluebehrry8473
      @bluebehrry8473 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      They live all over the globe though

  • @RocketCouch
    @RocketCouch 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +120

    THANK YOU FOR NOT PLAYING DUBAYS VOICE

    • @nicolasgomez6637
      @nicolasgomez6637 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Yeah, this right here is deserving of a medal, thank you professor Dave!!! His voice in that single clip at the beginning is insanely snobby sounding

    • @nightmareTomek
      @nightmareTomek 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I wouldn't have watched the video, if he did play his voice. I already have to shut off most other ones containing flat earthers because my stupidometer is overflowing.

    • @catprog
      @catprog 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And not a very good recording studio either.

  • @nateseibert2793
    @nateseibert2793 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

    "Shine a flashlight on a beach ball or something, get your life together" 😂😂 Holy shit that got me.

    • @vinyllpreviews9462
      @vinyllpreviews9462 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Just about 2 or 3 days ago I made the same exact argument to a flatcearther that said it's impossible for the moon to reflect light.
      I said, how's it impossible, everything we see reflects light, that's how we see things.

  • @drtbke
    @drtbke 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +140

    “Pointing to someone else who is stupid doesn’t make you any less stupid.” 🤣🤣

    • @drtbke
      @drtbke 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      “Shapes are hard.”
      Another banger

    • @drtbke
      @drtbke 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      “…so he can say it and sound less stupid. Mission failed.” 🤣

    • @KnightTheKnight
      @KnightTheKnight 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      "Task failed successfully"

    • @metalfyregaming2468
      @metalfyregaming2468 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      If stating the obvious is stupid, then yeah, I guess you're right.

    • @iwillnotcomplyistandformyf6642
      @iwillnotcomplyistandformyf6642 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "get your life together" "cry about it"

  • @THE_LAWBRINGER
    @THE_LAWBRINGER 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    It can't be flat, where is the space turtle and the elephants?

    • @hoobaguy
      @hoobaguy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      The 4th dimension, dumbаss. Where else?

  • @MarkAhlquist
    @MarkAhlquist 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +220

    Here's a faster debunk: We can't see the sun at night.

    • @NeutralDrow
      @NeutralDrow 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

      They like to pretend light arbitrarily stops at 3000 miles.
      I learned that from a flerf in the comments of one of Dave McKeegan's videos. When I pointed out that you can see the sun at the same time in both Oslo, Norway and Cape Town, South Africa (distance: roughly 6300 miles), they resorted to one of the things Dave called out in this vid, and just lied about the number.

    • @MarkAhlquist
      @MarkAhlquist 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      @@NeutralDrow But then they'll hold up pictures of places that they can see with a camera, supposedly too far away to see because of curvature, but they can see because the earth if flat. But they can't take a picture of the sun at night.

    • @MarcCastellsBallesta
      @MarcCastellsBallesta 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Been asking them about how to see it with my telescope since 2018. Still waiting for answers.

    • @RideAcrossTheRiver
      @RideAcrossTheRiver 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MarcCastellsBallesta They've told me to disassemble my telescope to find the clandestine electronics that "do the fake CGI"

    • @sub-harmonik
      @sub-harmonik 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      no no no no it's like a giant spotlight

  • @PrinceSheogorath
    @PrinceSheogorath 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +97

    Ok i showed this to a “friend” heavy quotations, and he directly said to me “I don’t listen to TH-cam videos they can be faked” THEN NOT EVEN TEN FUCKING MINUTES LATER SHOWED ME A TH-cam VIDEO OF SOMEONE TRYING TO DEBUNK THIS GUYS VIDEOS

    • @eliburke2779
      @eliburke2779 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      i feel your pain

    • @HexagonCircle341
      @HexagonCircle341 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      POV: your "friend" 🫵🤡

    • @Luubelaar
      @Luubelaar 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I feel for you. I have recently learned of family members who have bought into various conspiracy theory BS and other alarming stuff.
      I swear we are doomed as a species.

    • @youngwmhs5229
      @youngwmhs5229 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      All these youtube guys go back and forth debunking eachother lol its a massive circle jerk

  • @jasonm456
    @jasonm456 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    The real treasure here is how good a job Dave did coming up with one unique insult per “proof,” which clearly was the more difficult task than it was for him to debunk them.

    • @MrRaffles1234
      @MrRaffles1234 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I was thinking the same, Dave could be a great comedian.

    • @Age_of_Solar
      @Age_of_Solar 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Pac man warp zone" sums it up for me!

  • @therealelement75
    @therealelement75 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    you could debunk most of these lies with a vehicle, a ball, a piece of paper, and common sense

    • @Alan-ez6ji
      @Alan-ez6ji 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      yeah common sense simply destroy the FE imbecility...

  • @rhettdilley
    @rhettdilley 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +182

    “The guy really is dumber than rocks.”
    That is offensive to rocks, sir

    • @wynnnnnnn5227
      @wynnnnnnn5227 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      As a being made partially of tiny rocks, I agree

    • @AndreHickey
      @AndreHickey 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That just means he's calling rocks smarter than a bit of humans, not really offensive in my eye.

    • @yrknutzreek
      @yrknutzreek 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@AndreHickey still an insult tbf, lol. 😂

    • @AndreHickey
      @AndreHickey 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@yrknutzreek not to me tho.

  • @Nxck2440
    @Nxck2440 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +184

    Ooooh boy flat earth is back on the menu!

    • @ringbearergaming8375
      @ringbearergaming8375 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      "Looks like flat earth is back on the menu boys"
      *Uruks roar*

    • @paulnolan4971
      @paulnolan4971 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Better oblate than never

    • @Cobinja
      @Cobinja 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yes, I do have pizza tonight

    • @ianianianianian
      @ianianianianian 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      we’re eating good today

    • @iwillnotcomplyistandformyf6642
      @iwillnotcomplyistandformyf6642 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ringbearergaming8375
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 (I've read that in a funny voice + agreed)

  • @BuckScrotumn
    @BuckScrotumn 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +155

    What’s more insane:
    The fact that he doesn’t think train tracks can bend - or that trains make up like 40% of the book?

    • @thomaspriewasser6660
      @thomaspriewasser6660 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      As a train enthusiast I want to distance myself from the individual talked about in the video as much as possible.

    • @hhappyduck
      @hhappyduck 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      ​@@thomaspriewasser6660by train, I take it?

    • @Hi12239
      @Hi12239 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Whats more insane is calling yourselfva professor without any degree

    • @thomaspriewasser6660
      @thomaspriewasser6660 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@hhappyduck indeed

    • @ventilate4267
      @ventilate4267 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Someone should show him that popular video of that one train riding over an extremely rough track by Scott taipale

  • @b4ttlemast0r
    @b4ttlemast0r 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    It's funny how they think people believed in flat earth before the acceptance of heliocentrism. Christopher Columbus arrived in America decades before Copernicus's work on heliocentrism was published, in fact Copernicus was still a 19 year old student at the time, and Columbus was trying to reach India by going westwards _because he knew the earth was a sphere_ . The spherical nature of the earth was widely known already, he just made an error in calculating the distance.

    • @Matuse
      @Matuse 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      No. Flat earth was proven wrong more than a thousand years before Copernicus and Galileo proved heliocentrism.

    • @SkullpunkArt
      @SkullpunkArt 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Matuseyes, that’s what he’s saying.

    • @justsomedude77
      @justsomedude77 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Matuseedit your comment to say “yes I agree”

    • @Gleaves
      @Gleaves หลายเดือนก่อน

      He believed that earth was egg-shaped, contrary to spherical consensus between most of educated people at his time, but otherwise you're right

    • @b4ttlemast0r
      @b4ttlemast0r หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Gleaves I haven't heard of that, do you have a source for that? As far as I know, he assumed the earth being spherical, but he got some distances and sizes wrong, which led him to believe that the distance to East Asia going westwards was much smaller than it actually was.

  • @ryansmock2717
    @ryansmock2717 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +354

    Flat Earthers are basically: "I don't understand basic math and physics, therefore everyone is wrong"

    • @FlyingSpaghettiJesus
      @FlyingSpaghettiJesus 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      The same applies to Creatards

    • @Liliputian07
      @Liliputian07 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @CrackheadTransgenderJebus
      man youre old for the internet huh. what, like 40? it's not just creationists who dont understand reality. it's everyone who believes in the paranormal or supernatural. leave the usenet mentality in the past where it belongs

    • @ShinobiReborn0
      @ShinobiReborn0 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      So personal incredulity

    • @TravisJones1979
      @TravisJones1979 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Pretty much yup. That's it in a nutshell

    • @kennymartin5976
      @kennymartin5976 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Addendum: " And my idea about the humongous, neigh all powerful, worldwide shadow organization that rules the whole earth through deception and their unprecedented power is 100% correct for only I have the truth, I figured it all out!"

  • @jackys_handle
    @jackys_handle 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

    Combing through this must have taken absolutely ages and much much sanity.

    • @NeutralDrow
      @NeutralDrow 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      I mean, I'm sure Eric inadvertently helped lessen the pain by packing dozens of "proofs" together that were all debunkable with the same tool (i.e. Google Maps vs. the "We Shouldn't See This Far" miniseries).

    • @ProfessorDaveExplains
      @ProfessorDaveExplains  9 หลายเดือนก่อน +97

      It took a day

    • @mcv2178
      @mcv2178 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@ProfessorDaveExplains Maybe only cos you rock, though : )

    • @GuardianSoulkeeper
      @GuardianSoulkeeper 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@mcv2178It no doubt helps that he debunked it all years ago.

    • @lightningninja6905
      @lightningninja6905 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@ProfessorDaveExplains
      I friggin love how you specify the time cost but not the sanity cost (I know it's probably because sanity isn't quantifiable, but I like to think it was because that part was accurate.)

  • @blackfenix8540
    @blackfenix8540 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +79

    You know I'm just a Polish citizen with a high school diploma.
    But when I'm hearing about those guys, I think I'm a Oppenheimer

    • @LSA30
      @LSA30 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      An earthworm is a Nobel prize winner compared to flattards😂

    • @jon82489
      @jon82489 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      There's also a deep rooted horror that there are people even dumber than flat earthers 😮

    • @Hoologramek
      @Hoologramek 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      They do be talking a lot about Poles you know

    • @theunknowman12
      @theunknowman12 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah these people makes me feel like Einstein. Their intellegent level is laughable

  • @SsnakeBite
    @SsnakeBite 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    I love that Flat-Earthers act like the idea of the Earth spinning at 1000 mph is ridiculous, while at the same time they argue that gravity actually being the Earth going up at nearly 10 meters per second, catching up with falling objects but somehow NOT flattening us against its surface (and also allowing said objects to bounce), is perfectly reasonable.

    • @SkullpunkArt
      @SkullpunkArt 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not just going up at 10 meters per second, 10 meters per second PER SECOND. They think that a giant disk accelerating upwards is more reasonable

    • @SequesterGrundleplith-e3k
      @SequesterGrundleplith-e3k 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not ridiculous, just impossible. Also we have different ideas of what gravity is. For example I believe gravity is something God just has as a law, in other words its intentionally unexplainable

    • @SkullpunkArt
      @SkullpunkArt 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@SequesterGrundleplith-e3k but we can explain it, it’s the apparent force of attraction between two objects with mass.
      We can prove this with experiments such as the Cavendish experiment, and the Newtonian equations derived from that experiment can be used to make accurate and falsifiable predictions.
      You can do this experiment yourself, Harvard University has a guide on their website if you’d like to try.

    • @SkullpunkArt
      @SkullpunkArt 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@SequesterGrundleplith-e3k it’s also not impossible, it just sounds ridiculous because the value of 1000 mph is deliberately misleading. The earth revolves around its axis once roughly every 24 hours, which is half as slow as the hour hand of a clock. When you’re talking about revolutions and rotating bodies, there’s no reason to use linear velocity.

    • @traister101
      @traister101 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You know I just had a thought. Don't like feathers and similar disprove that? Cause they fall slower due to air friction?

  • @robertstraw9881
    @robertstraw9881 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +129

    Every observable planet is a sphere except the special one I live on which was made by an invisible time wizard.

    • @elfishmoss1457
      @elfishmoss1457 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Of course, how would you not come to that conclusion 😂

    • @AaronWOfficial
      @AaronWOfficial 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Nah man, those planets aren't there. We are living in the matrix, the sky is just a huge dome like the truman show XD

    • @AniMageNeBy
      @AniMageNeBy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's Time Lord. Whom flies with a blue telephoneboot. Great educational show! :-p Well... before it went all woke, that is.

    • @MerrekSK
      @MerrekSK 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Of course. If I want to investigate the ground I'm standing on, the best way to achieve that is looking billions of light years away. Are you listening to yourself? In order to investigate object A, one needs to measure object A, not objects B,C,D. Ever heard of the scientific method? Why should the other planets be identical to ours? Cause you said so?

    • @AniMageNeBy
      @AniMageNeBy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@MerrekSK So you're basically agreeing with the parent poster, then? All planets are spheres, except the one we live on, because we're so special snowflakes?
      Got it.
      Indeed, if we want to investigate whether you have a heart or brain inside your body, you have to cut it open yourself on yourself: you can't possible conclude you have a heart or brain simply because every other human body turned out to have one! No, you have to actually cut open yourself; that's the scientific method! I mean, why should your human body be similar to other human bodies, right?
      Yes, yes, good thinking! Astute!

  • @J117-t2g
    @J117-t2g 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +108

    Was going to post this in the Flat Earth subreddit but got banned lmaoo

    • @ProfessorDaveExplains
      @ProfessorDaveExplains  9 หลายเดือนก่อน +139

      I hope other people spam the hell out of it with this link. Make them all cry for a year.

    • @MrOttopants
      @MrOttopants 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Imagine if flat earthers were really the researchers and free speechers they claim to be. Never mind, they wouldn't be flat earthers if they were actually those things.

    • @EBDavis111
      @EBDavis111 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      r/flatearth is satirical

    • @J117-t2g
      @J117-t2g 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      @@EBDavis111 there is a real one though r/globeskepticism

    • @optimND
      @optimND 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@J117-t2g and r/ballearththatspins

  • @akaiwrx
    @akaiwrx 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +169

    How a yoga instructor who has no scientific background became the king of FE is beyond me.

    • @The-first-and-only-bobfish
      @The-first-and-only-bobfish 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      ✨ racism ✨

    • @federicogiana
      @federicogiana 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Because smarter people would be too embarrassed to publicly act dumb enough to become a leader of the flatearthers.

    • @Aurora666_yt
      @Aurora666_yt 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Flerfism doesn't require scientific credentials because it's pseudoscience.

    • @CepheusMappy
      @CepheusMappy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@The-first-and-only-bobfishAhh, flat earthers and fucked up things, both of them cant be separated

    • @saphireleine
      @saphireleine 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      My mother is a very dedicated flat earther. It’s tragic. She gets very emotional about it and you can’t debate her whatsoever. It’s exceedingly frustrating.

  • @1midman
    @1midman 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Thanks for sharing the 24/7 live ISS feed. Some of the imagery from that livestream gave me goosebumps!

  • @null_s3t
    @null_s3t 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +102

    Hey Professor Dave! I’m an undergrad physics student minoring in math and I’ve been interested in flat earth obliteration for over 4 years now. Your videos are always funny and actually get me thinking about some of the phenomena that I can’t immediately explain! You’re one of the big reasons I got into physics, so thank you!

    • @Chinga3000
      @Chinga3000 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The reason you do not have more likes on your comment is, most are envious of intelligence in that they will never have ()it. It often makes me wonder what we'd be like if evolution gave all people 200 I.Q?)" Which is why most need to be told over & over again just like Eric & his ilk, just acknowledge it & seem dumber than you are to almost everyone. There will be very few occasions in life that you will need to demonstrate otherwise, & know that when you do, there's no going back to seeming less smart "48 Laws of Power" quote. Eric & his mob would've burned you at the stake centuries ago for you trying to educate them about basic physics! They'd have DEMANDED they & the world is the way it is, because of the made up gods people like you & me wrote into existence for a laugh over the campfire lol! If we'd have known humans would slaughter each other for thousands of years over words once written, we wouldn't have bloody bothered ha!... Live Long & Prosper.

  • @timlampers8610
    @timlampers8610 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    The best part about videos like these is that I'm actually learning stuff about physics that I didn't think about before

  • @genesis4322
    @genesis4322 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +82

    I love how noone talks about flat Mars. Out of every planet out there, Earth alone is flat because reasons.

  • @HenceMyDiligence
    @HenceMyDiligence หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Dave, you are the goat for creating your rational content regarding this. My son came to me one day regurgitating the pseudoscientific nonsense on TH-cam. I showed him your videos and being a physics guru, I explained the rationale that I already knew. It helped solidify the truth for him.
    Thank you.

    • @nickxkryptonews4585
      @nickxkryptonews4585 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Let him explore the world, he is much more openminded than you old ignorant stubborn close minded fuck

    • @daddy4934
      @daddy4934 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@nickxkryptonews4585Exploring the world will help him knowing Earth is spherical.
      Or mayhe some flerf will finally provide the accurate FE map ?